Waifu claiming thread.
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>>713751518
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
カラミチーマス
Mine
>>713766623
formula 1 is the only sport i follow, i can't even watch other motorsport, i find it all boring
>Sameji claim'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi3bc9lS3rg
still here
Claiming Cerebella.
>>713766335
>>713767032
Yep. The one I have got shattered, and it blinks fast now. And the bulb is 100% rusted into it. Just ordered it, $80 for both sides. Should be here in 3 days, woo!
After this, it's just the ignition, and then it's all cosmetic shit, fixing the bumper and such.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfDKhnGg8y0
I hate Christmas music so much
Kurome is now claimed.
>>713766744 (Haruhi)
Well I'm glad you enjoyed it lol
>>713767032
Ah I see, I can only watch football. Why do you like to watch cars driving?
>>713767266
Hi Misaki
>>713767352
I don't want to type all that
Just come back, Sachi.
it's been too long
>>713767352
Sachi I really want you back this place feels so empty without you.
>>713767432
Yes
>>713767481
Worst girl
>>713767352
Sachi I really want you back this place feels so empty without you
>>713767179
>bulb is rusted in
what is this, minnesota?
doing anything special cosmetic wise?
>>713767296
I can watch it, but it's boring to me, maybe if i understood the rules it wouldn't be as boring, but i understand the rules of GT racing and can't watch that either
Formula 1 is the only car driving i don't find boring, idk why, probably a combination of the razor thin margins in the competitiveness and the awesome engineering that goes into it
>>713767330
hey kid
>>713767352
yes, we want you back sacchi
>>713767406
not drugged up tonight?
>>713767432
>trying to study for history exam coming Tuesday
JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS ROCK DA DA DA DA
for two fucking hours straight
>>713767550
thanks she is hurt now asshole
>>713767641
Nerd :3c
>>713767689
I recommend murder
>>713767814
Hikari is best girl.
>>713767266
I can deal with it in small doses, but it gets stale quickly.
>>713767296
Handegg is my #1 sport to watch, but boxing, playoff basketball, and baseball games in person aren't bad either.
>>713767330
Hey Haruhi. Seems like things went relatively well?
>>713767406
Hey Yui. What's up?
DECEMBER IS NOT CHRISTMAS
OCTOBER IS NOT HALLOWEEN
>>713767077
Hi Tomoko
>>713767406
Guten tag Yui. How are your classes going? Didn't you say you were studying programming?
>>713767923
she's perfect
>>713767996
I guess you could say that
>>713767266
Christmas music is terrible.
>>713767352
No.
>>713767562
And stop samefagging.
>>713767828
youuu know it
>>713767996
Oh it took me a while to get used to watching boxing because of the speed. Still great though.
>>713768147
APRIL IS NOT CHOCOLATE BUNNIES
>>713768272
I need to watch the new episodes.
>>713768276
Hurry, Haruhi. Tell me.
>>713768516
How are you?
>>713767689
Nope
>>713767996
Missing Sachiposter. And you?
>>713768196
Hallo Akarin. Ich habe Schule nicht jetzt.
Yes, why? If you are taking programming, you are probably way further than me.
>>713767641
I dunno. I just know it's in there.
>Was just told that the Mercedes I bumped into claim against me
Whelp, this is going to suck huge dick.
>>713768560
I'm only kidding lol I would die if I watched 5hrs of cars driving though.
>>713768642
im fine. just a little cold. yourself?
>>713768687
Kek I actually exhausted all of my German telling you good day. Yes I am taking it too but it is introductory programming too. Do you like it so far?
>>713768695
Sheiit, you've insurance, right?
>>713768723
well then there's good news! there's a rule that says the entire race cannot last more than 2 hours of active driving, and that 2 hours has to fit into a 4 hour window, 4 hours is the absolute longest a race will go
If you're lurking, I'm sorry.
>>713768276
That's good though. It's not my place to pry, but I figured you'd be elsewhere if the session went south on you.
>>713768621
Yeah, it takes getting used to, but after a while you start noticing all of the footwork, feints, and everything else that goes into it as well. Same goes with a lot of other martial arts really.
>>713768687
Watching the football game to keep myself occupied. I dunno what happened earlier, but it seems to be a downer.
>>713768864
I'm okay, thanks. It's actually hot where I am (third floor of library) but it's pretty cold outside. Where are you from?
>>713769082
Yes, but hit and run is a crime. I legit wanted to see the Mercedes again anywhere so I could leave my info. But I just haven't. I'm hoping they'll allow me to talk to them, explain myself, or something another.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xWZwt2rVFU
>>713768913
int main()
char You[5]= ['A', 'k', 'a', 'r', 'i',];
{
printf("Hello %s", You);
return 0;
}
>>713769172
at a college? im from california
>>713768621
Ok so I went to therapist today
I gave him the collage and some other chats for him to look over
After about 10 minutes of him thinking and faces that made me nervous he finally started talking to me
He said he "wasn't sure if you were a good influence on me"
I kept telling him that you were always nice to me to reassure him you were a good person
He's still pretty skeptical about you but only tells me to try and limit my time on here
I probably wont listen to that much because it's my interaction with other people
He says I'll be getting my medication either tomorrow or Monday and will take a few weeks to take effect
I think he doesn't like me talking to you
Who will keep calling me 'a cute' now?
>>713769210
you hit and run? waht happened?
Claim
>>713769082
Since it relates to engineering have you thought about being part of the sport and making your car?
>>713769168
Do you box irl?
>>713769430
Well that sucks.. I really like talking to you.
What meds does he want you on?
>>713769747
*gives those tits a nice smack*
>>713769760
Not sure on the name because of medical names
It was the one I told you about on Wednesday
We don't have to stop talking to eachother
>>713769703
I took a corner too fast, and it understeered into the back of a parked Mercedes. I kinda panicked and after looking at it for a few minutes, I drove to work. After sitting and thinking about it all night, I felt like complete shit, and as SOON as I got off shift, I drove right back over there to leave my info, but the car was already gone. I've felt pretty bad about it since, but nothing came of it till now.
>>713769355
Hello Alice! How are you? Are you studying CS too?
>>713769363
Yeah it's my uni's library. Have to be careful being on here. I wouldn't have guessed it it's very cold in CA?
>>713769430
Did he see any of my posts?
I want a normie to see my posts.
>>713769905
How much does he want to limit us?
>>713769760
haven't ruled it out, there's a lot of aerodynamics in that sport, which is what i wanna do, so
>>713769914
damn, yea, sounds like you just panicked, understeer is scaaary, honestly i'd probably do the same thing. hopefully they give you a chance to explain
do you use a dash cam?
>>713769965
I don't know
>>713770087
I tried to explain how the threads work and he told me to try and do only one thread a day (I've been on since 6am and it's 9pm now)
>>713770117
So you want to build flying weapons like the A-10?
>>713767261
I wasn't even aware Annoying Orange was still a thing
>>713767814
>Ann Shouji is best girl.
>>713769923
yeah. i dont think they would like you on here. well there is mountains in cali and i live there
>>713769675
I think you're a cute :(
>>713769923
I just study C at the moment
>>713770225
One does not simply do one thread a day. I'm sure he'll like it here too if he posted.
We should obey his advice though. I won't want to contribute to your mental instability. I wouldn't forgive myself.
>>713770117
I'd be willing to accept higher rates, or anything else. I'm just hoping that the law doesn't get involved. Whatever come of it, if that's avoided, I can be happy.
I do, but the battery was dead that night.
>>713770225
I really hope he's lurking these threads.
>>713769430
So you went through with showing him everything. Gotta give you some respect for that. Many get cold feet, withhold the most important stuff, or stonewall.
>>713769760
Not anymore, I did some growing up, and a bit of it in a regional underground scene while in University, but you know to get the hell out when the wrong sorts start coming around.
Actually having done it before makes you appreciate watching it all the more.
>>713770427
I feel like I would be worse without it
I don't have anyone to talk to outside the internet
>>713770496
He didn't seem like the kind that internets
>>713770250
nah, i'd rather do work on supersonic and hypersonic flight, stuff like the SR-71, and that one weird flying SCRAM jet that nasa has been testing
>>713770442
Yea, that's certainly fair enough, i think though if he's cool and you can convince him that he can choose not to press charges and whatnot
that sucks, i keep mine plugged into the lighter so it's on whenever the car is on
>>713770566
Wrong sorts? Did you ever get injured?
>>713770635
Do you live alone?
>>713770743
You're getting too technical for me lol
Trains are the future, not planes. HEED my warning.
>>713770743
I just have to show them that I'm genuinely sorry about it. Figuring that out though, is a whole different story...
I would, but words are a pain, and my lighter is right in front of my shifter. And I get paranoid when cords are around that.
>>713771069
Yeah
Haven't been for long
>>713770366
Ah, I was not aware of that. What do you like to do for fun? Do you live near the red wood forests?
>>713770377
I plan on starting that over Xmas break. I'm studying Java now which i like but that's probably because it's all I know. I want to get into ROMhacking as a hobby, and have been told to learn C first since it maps onto assembly quite nicely.
>>713771198
Would you like me to live with you?
>>713771436
Yes!
Come move in
>>713771069
supersonic = fast
hypersonic = really fast
yea, i'm well aware of that fact, but as of right now it doesn't look like government money is going to dry up by the time i would finish school, so i'm gunna jump on that burning ship
>>713771092
indeed so, most indeededly
is there just the one? i have one in my glove box i use for the camera
>Dallas drives down the field and scores
It's been Minnesota's game the first quarter and a half, but it's turning into the sort of game Dallas wants now.
>>713771069
I got the usual wear and tear from the fights and training, but outside the ring? It was more like laying low to avoid incidents and people wanting to manipulate your money.
I was robbed at gunpoint once by someone hired, but escaped unharmed thanks to a drop wallet.
>>713771625
As far as I know, ya. That's the only one.
>>713771354
i like to play games. no i live near the Anceint Bristlecone pine forest
>>713771354
It's pretty base. If you're learning Java, you shouldn't have too hard of a time picking up C, as I think Java is a C based language
>>713771461
>
>>713769089
Who?
>>713771607
That sounds like fun. Where do you live?
>>713771625
Ah I see. And yeah we keep printing our own money so it's all good. I think Trump is going to start making bullet trains all across America in his first term, I would love to be part of that.
>>713771747
That sounds scary. Did you take out the money before dropping it?
>>713772010
goodnight
>>713771759
well that sucks, i don't let chords and shit around my shifter either, except if someone's in the seat behind the driver, then their foot has to sit right behind it
>>713772100
well, amtrak does annually loose money, so i wouldn't doubt it, he's pretty good at that
>>713772189
Onee-chan
>>713772100
I can't put my address on here...
>>713772005
>
>>713772010
Sleep well, Kyouko
>>713772293
They lose money because they're slower than cars lol I take it you're not a fan of the Donald? >>713772413
No lol I meant what state.
https://youtu.be/2bh8mO32-qo
>inb4 not in the states
>>713772497
Let's just keep it as eastern for now
I don't need any bananas getting shipped to me
>>713772293
Mine's a 2 seater, so I just set all my stuff on the passenger seat. Cords to the radio go where the passengers feet would, and they're nice and out of the way.
not in the states
>>713772100
>>713772100
Drop wallets are all about being expendable- keep things like expired debit cards, an attractive credit card that you can easily cancel (Centurion, JP Morgan Sapphire, or a counterfeit of said cards) and lower denominations of foreign currency/USD to make it look good.
Comply, drop it, let them take the vehicle and money so they can be about their way.
My real wallet never went anywhere near me if it was fight week. I always had caretakers and confidants for that. Needless to say, that was my retirement ceremony from boxing.
>>713772301
hello kurome
>>713772880
hi houkie
>>713772497
the minneapolis - chicago line is pretty nice, otherwise yea, they suck, as does the destination in this instance
not a fan of anyone, it's just an easy jab
>>713772851
mines 2+2, and technically you can get 4 full sized adults in it, i have done it before, but all the even gears become difficult to use
>>713772981
Hey Akame. How's things for you this evening?
>>713773351
Forgot pic.
>>713772565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA
>>713773488
love that video
>>713772005
That's reassuring to hear! I've heard it's a lot more challenging to learn because you have to deal with pointer (idk what those even are). What sort of programs do you make?
>>713771790
What sorts of games?
>>713773351
nothing special. I'm tired and worried about sachi. It's a shame I could only come up with a shitty meme. I hope he will come back
>>713773114
Dads Firebird is like that. Those seats are top tiny. I can take all but the heaviest of people in my car. Although the heavier they are, the more suck taking off from a stop is.
Nabiki Tendo. She could Jew all of your waifus into bankruptcy.
>>713772446
Bby, what are you up to
>>713773890
Just simple ones, like I made a "student information program", it just stores information in a structure.
>pointers
Pointers are fucking love, a little confusing at first though
Something came up g2g.
>>713772828
East is where I am hehe. bye haruhi.
>>713772880
You're very smart to be able to think so far ahead lol
>>713772981
I wish Kurome had more fan art..
>>713773114
Ah fun. And you'll love donald when you see how fat your wallet gets lol
>>713774055
I hate Jews
>>713774161
Come to me
I'll miss you
>>713773890
well any sort of game really. i shy away from sports games and mmos normally
>>713774161
same thing here. see you later
>>713772057
They know who they are, but I don't think they're awake anymore.
Feels bad.
>>713773977
i've had roughly 800 extra pounds in my car at one point, 200bhp doesn't feel so great at that point
speaking of taking off, forgot to mention a guy in a chevy suburban legit tried to race me the other day
>>713774161
we'll see, seeing as i'm in in one of the blue-est states in the union
>>713774486
What happened?
>>713774128
Just playing some Dragons Dogma right now, and probably moving over to some Terraria with some friends later on, yourself?
>>713774566
Tell me about it. A simple extra 250 makes taking off from a start a little bit of a bitch. God have mercy if you're on a hill.
A fucking suburban? Really? Are you sure you weren't racing Smugs?
>>713774486
Did you fuck up another online relationship lmao
>>713774407
I would drain my balls in Akame.
>>713774834
Nah, made Yuuko sad.
>>713774942
Close enough
>>713775021
hot
>>713774678
I'll probably be going to sleep soon here actually, I'm pretty tired today
>>713774773
my clutch grabs weird so hill starts aren't so hard for me
pretty sure, though i haven't asked him about it. it was a '14 or '15, guy raced me off of 2 lights, the first one i wasn't expecting it, but still won at 4500, next light i started 10 feet back from him and actually tried, had a shitty start but still rekt him
>>713774486
You're not seriously beating yourself up over internet women are you? Wanna talk about it champ?
>>713774773
<3 so cute
>>713774246
Hey
>>713775021
>>713775186
Ah well, when you do sleep, sleep warm and well.
>>713773963
Yeah, seems like something happened with him and he up and left. Best to give him his space though. It's the sort of thing that happens in every internet community at some point.
What happens moving forward just depends on on the people involved. Some come back, others break off the connection entirely. Very rarely do they hover somewhere inbetween after deciding. But there's probably a few he talks to that will keep the threads posted.
>>713774161
See ya. Always keep your eyes on the path ahead.
Sonokawa acclaimed ^^
>>713775215
he does it all the time, hes a lonely faggot that has online relationships
>>713775210
It's not the clutch, but my engine makes no low end torque to speak of.
>I have only ever been in freeway pulls
>In a car not meant for freeway pulls
Feels bad man.
>>713775330
Nope
>>713775444
checked
>women
not a single waifu poster is a woman
>>713766939
You're all a bunch of loli loving faggots
>>713775439
Where'd you come from sweety
>>713775684
Uhhhh you're mistaken
^-^
>>713775737
I remember seeing some husbando claimers being female not too long ago
>>713775215
>internet women are you?
More so a good friend, but the situation is pretty much the same.
Shit happens, I guess.
>>713775444
>he does it all the time
B-but I've only had two.
>>713775039
Kind of close, yeah.
Do you not want the 5$ I still owe you?
>>713775330
Hi how's it goin
>>713775855
>sweety
i am anything but sweet
>>713775875
fuck you im a dinosaur
>>713775946
>B-but
>stuttering on the internet
actually kill yourself
>>713775684
mine only makes low end torque in second, everything else is in the top couple thousand revs
no one tries to drag race you? everyone and their grandma tries to race me from lights here, toyota camrey's being the biggest offender for some reason
>>713775946
>he had 2 online relationships
>>713775988
-rawr-
>>713775946
How do you make that mistake twice?
Can someone explain the Sacchi business?
>>713775946
I'm not the anon that told you to do the bleach thing, but you really should just drink it instead.
>>713776230
Fuck off Mai.
>>713775988
Alex Jones warned me about you and your kind.
>>713776230
>>713776442
samefag
>>713775855
I am not.
>>713776098
Mine starts making it at about 4k, but fuck that, we race car. Rev that up to 8k before shifts.
And nope, it's really weird. Cause I'd be down for a race here and there. Which is odd, cause you'd figure my car would be "Let's race that fag" tier, ya?
>>713775378
I've quit on people like this a few times in the past. It's the worst feeling because I leave on a whim. It only takes a few moments to realize how much I fucked up, but then the shame is already too strong to go back. I tried to leave this place a few times to but then I really don't have anywhere else.
>>713775981
OH YEAH?
>>713775980
Good :3
hbu
Interesting
>>713776266
He didn't like avatarfags in the community he created.
>>713776550
Yeah I'm salty
Georgette is hottest waifu
>>713776550
It's alright I only have to wait a few more days for Mikasa to come back
>>713776721
y that
wat happen
>>713776531
yiss
what are you doin
>>713776881
You are really good friends with her than huh?
>>713776782
>>713776910
You happened!
Hello all
>who's the new link haired semen demon
>>713776531
mines starts in the same neighbourhood, 3500-4000, when the direct injection kicks in
i think that's the definition of let's race that fag; you try reving at people? that's how i get bikes to kick my ass
Alice2 claimed
It's snowing, Alice2!
>>713776230
Which mistake?
I had a fight with Yuuko, I don't think that has happened before.
>>713776270
Get over it already, jeez~
By the way what's with all the fucking pedos on here? Some of these waifus look 7 or 8.
>>713777075
Forgot image
Shit I'm drunk
>>713777117
Get over what?
>>713777121
>complaining about pedos while being into bestiality
Wew
>>713777234
Bro bestiality is not even close to the absolutely disgusting pedophilia.
Adult animals are sexual while kids are not. It's common sense buddy.
Now if I was into puppyfucking, you might have a point. But I only find delicious dripping ADULT female dog vulva appetizing, not puppycunt. Disgusting.
>>713777071
well fix it i already got enough salt on my fries :P
> LULU
:o
>>713777450
i just lost my appetite
>>713777117
Yuuko sounds like a pussy.
>>713777121
She's 18 in dog years.
>>713777234
I've seen way too many dogfuckers do this, I don't kinkshame even if I think it's wrong but it seems like for them it's hard to get through their thick skull that lolis are just drawings.
https://a.pomf.cat/ibqssy.jpg
>>713777450
Do you not remember being a kid? Weird fact, babies masturbate in the womb, them we forget about it until we're 7 or 8 and get at it again.
>>713777722
Yeah I remember being a kid. I mostly wanted to fuck dogs nonstop from puberty onwards.
Just because they're sexual doesn't mean they're sexually mature. Just saying.
>>713777611
Well you got me there.
>>713777836
I thought this was new thread and got really excited.