Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>713766939
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
カラミチーマス
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now claimed!
>>713777010
Well Mikasa always listens to me and can make a conversation and that really makes me happy
>>713777942
Get your salt off my fries
>>713777976
>Forgot to paste
Wow I am chewing the fat today.
>>713776910
Trying to keep my head on straight.
>Nope.
>>713777108
What's your redline looking like?
I should. But I know I'd probably lose. It IS a fucking NA 13B after all.
>>713777111
Just saying, I don't really care. But I guess Alice is salty that you claim her or something stupid like that.
Said something about report bombing the threads, and I'd rather avoid that.
More georgette.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib4Cm1B9Gvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F89VOdUs7KI
>>713776538 [Akame]
Same, aside from those times being RL versus over the internet. Every now and then I catch myself wanting to wander again and then I have to give myself a gut check since it's no longer just about me. I used to just outright vanish though, no warning, nothing was said. I just kept on going.
If you're considering doing it again at some point, don't. If you can't help yourself at least give those people a proper goodbye. It'll give you some closure as well. You don't know what you have until it's gone. Not to mention that you extinguished many possibilities and opportunities in doing so.
>>713777997
Mmm I want some fries.
>>713776600
avatar fags?>>713776609
>>713777955
It's true, I suck at conversation
>>713778000
Still up?
still here
>>713778226
This is normal time for me, I was just busy.
Hello everyone, hope your night's been well
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>713777915
You're kidding me, right? There would've been two more if it was the new thread.
>It's also partially my fault for forgetting to say "Check 'em".
My Nui
>>713778226
That's not what I meant!
Also Mikasa told me that on the weekend we can talk all day
>>713778213
Agreed :D
>>713778031
Why wassup buddy?
>>713777955
Well I think you a cuter
>>713778351
Hello sexy
>>713778031
7200ish, i shift about there because it has a pretty harsh hard limiter
I loose to most people i challenge on purpose, because they're either bikes or v8's/10's so i have no hope in the first place, still fun though, and i can beat 99% of sedans and crossovers who think they're cool by flooring it from the light when they see a car with less than 4 doors
Alice2 claimed
lmao
Good night my darlings
>>713778543
Night.
>>713778372
Well I'll be here too. I just lurk more. You can always just ask if I'm about.
>>713778226
Yeah he used to always tell you guys to get out of his thread.
>>713778438
Should I buy fries from MacDonalds, Burgerking or just make my own?
>>713778438
Thanks!
You're so nice
![profile_picture_by_wdisneyrp_georgette-d55yt6i[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1478/732/1478732089371.jpg "profile picture by wdisneyrp georgette-d55yt6i[1]")
More stomach churning pedophilia.
Get out pedos.
God's sake.
>>713778470
No we're not starting this early
Also hello
>>713778511
That's lewd
>>713778741
Hello Yui, you're looking cute as ever
>>713778776
My waifu is 15 and the consent age in Japan is 13, so I'm good.
>>713778722
How else would we communicate without our avatars/waifus?
>>713778192
yeah I really don't want to leave suddenly again, it's too painful for nothing. But that gives me a harder time to build relationships. I was thinking about telling a friend irl about this place, or give him the discord contact info from someone here. If ever something unfortunate happened or if I made that something happen by myself, there are a few people here that I wouldn't want to leave hanging.
>>713778543
goodnight
>>713778226
You can still strike one up though. Hell, I can only speak to what I know about. Otherwise I'm quiet and lurking as well.
>>713778722
Make your own :D
Do you have crinkle cut or normal?
>>713778741
Well thanks I like your gifs most <3
>>713778975
You have to take that up with what's his face
>>713779034
I don't want to slice my hand open so I'll go with normal
>>713779034
Which ones do you like the most?
>>713778776
Being into bestiality is quite literally a brain malfunction whereas still liking the idea of filling a ten year old with your seeds is your natural instincts as a human to go for the most fertile women.
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>>713778911
Nah that's a myth, It's 18 so don't bother to learn japanese any time soon.
Someone hold me please
>>713779367
I only like anime, I hate Japan
>>713779367
>>713779273
EVery
Single
One
>>713779198
Good choice :D
>>713778543
Goodnight.
>>713778556
Lost hard.
>>713779401
what's wrong?
>>713779401
Why do you want to be held?
>>713779401
Holds Firmly
>>713779401
I'm too busy holding my Beretta
https://youtu.be/gPgv5WDT6s0
all hail the donald!
>>713779401
I'll hold you in a gas chamber
>>713779015
>>713779015
It hurts the other side too, in some cases much more than it does you. I was fortunate enough to meet a person that I left behind after being MIA for some time. As angry as she was, I had to own up to it and make up for lost time. As difficult as it was for me to stick around, it turned out for the better.
Time and emotional investment in all relationships goes hand in hand. Work buddies, friends, significant others, all. Sometimes extraordinary circumstances or incidents move things along quickly. Of course, that's what makes the pain worse when it comes to an end, but you trade those defense mechanisms for a much deeper opportunity to connect.
>>713779508
I w-wouldn't mind learning those tricky cuts though
>>713779490
Yes, so basically you have to be 13 for the age of consent to be 13 for you. Otherwise, it's 18.
Luckily you can still have orgasmic drug-induced 5 way orgies with a personal harem of femdogs to hard dubstep techno music anywhere you want as long as you don't tell anyone.
>>713779873
wouldnt the same thing apply to the pedophile thing?
>>713779508
Yours are really cute too!!
>>713779758
Lol it probably just needs a slicer dealy thinger
Im so far away from any place with fries right now all i have is pie but i honestly am craving salt
I was not expecting this many replies
>>713779549
>>713779554
>>713779572
I just feel like nobody I know or like really likes me back, not even my family or close friends I've known my whole life, they just tolerate me because they have to.
>>713779574
Thank you
>>713779586
Why are you holding a company
>>713779642
I don't know what this means
>>713779682
No thanks
God, just cut your dicks off already.
You faggots will never use them anyway.
>>713778511
So you're back, HUH?
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>>713780032
No because they're not sexually mature and won't enjoy it. Plus parents go looking for their children you damn super creep.
>>713780144
>Why are you holding a company
Shareholder?
>>713778905
I'm drunk so you're even sexier
>>713780305
people go looking for their pets too
>>713780144
its nothing for the foxer waif
>>713780079
:D
ty I also like your pen image ;)
>>713779657
doland?
>>713780144
i dont think that will change how you feel
>>713780144
people are overrated, all you need is your waifu
>>713779720
I know it hurts the other. That's why I'd rather be missed forever than come back to them and confront the situation. Which causes more pain to them while I could've kept it all to myself.
>>713780144
I held u pedik
>>713778842
Such is the kingdom of autism.
>>713779536
>
>>713778511
ALICE2 is MINE
Don't you FORGET THAT
>>713780426
It's great I wish I had more like it
>>713780371
But they're your pets dude. And sexually mature.
I just don't get the whole pedo thing. Kids are annoying and I feel sorry for how little they know about the world. Why take advantage of that?
A dog is basically a domesticated animal. They will revert back to killing and hunting the second they are in the wild, and in fact do plenty of hunting even in a home setting. They're adult animals, but kids... I don't even.
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>713780547
dat filename <3
my phone posting is honestly better but im lezy Lul
>>713780337
I don't think that really works, but OK.
>>713780426
At least I've got you, even though we'll never meet so I'm not sure this really counts.
>>713780432
I'd like it though
>>713780446
I like being liked
>>713780507
Upon closer inspection of that pic I realize that now
Thank you Kalashnikov
>>713780973
Yeah I just know you're all about the biking..
But hey I really like knowing you from here so whatever
>>713780341
Good to know, now i know your compliments are spoken through an unclear mind, therefore they don't mean as much and won't make me blush.
How much have you drank?
>>713780849
All the filenames on my phone are messed up and I never feel like fixing them...
>>713778438
Hit and run, and the insurance claim just came through from the other person.
>>713778505
>9k redline
Feels good mang.
Fair enough, but again, most people are granny drivers around here.
>>713780688
Are you implying that a dog knows more about the world than a kid does?
>>713780973
it wouldnt fix the problem
>>713781262
More about survival probably, but not more about the "world" depending on your definition of it.
I still find pedophilia revolting especially after the whole Pizza gate incident.
>>713780973
family is a sinkhole, not worth your time
>>713781251
jesus, fucking wenkles man
most people are around here too, but there's not a whole lot of sports cars so i guess people get punchy when they see them
>>713781160
I like you too, you're very nice and fun to talk to and Lulu is very cute
>>713781386
I know
>>713781489
I just want them to like me, or at least be alright with me. Is that too much to ask? Did I do something wrong to make not deserve it?
>>713781403
What?
>>713781199
Umm lower half of a 5th of jager
And fuck you they still mean just as much ;-;
rolling to steal
ALICE2
>>713781786
you want those douche bags to like you? take it from someone with his own shitty family, it's not worth it, the only thing to do now is keep limping forward
>>713781403
I'm not saying that pedophilia is alright, but you have to understand that being attracted to cute drawings that do a rather poor job at representing reality doesn't mean you want to fuck kids.
I have the best one
>>713780136
Do you live in a rural area?
>>713780144
I'm holding my beretta M9, it's a gun
>>713781786
well hopefully you find what youre looking for. you are pretty nice
>>713781489
My bad, 8k.
https://youtu.be/ucJcebflG5g?t=14s
Look at that gloriously high redline!
I wish they did here. At most, I might have to out accelerate a civic or something to be in the front in a one lane, but that's really it.
I've seen a Lambo pull up next to my car before. The old fart took off like a grandma... is what I saw in my rearview, anyways.
>>713781793
Google pizzagate, especially comet pizza.
>>713782279
Still kind of fucked up, and that's coming from a dogfucker.
I look at dogs a lot like humans. I would think it's fucked up to screw a 3 month old puppy, just like it's screwed to fuck a 3 year old kid.
>>713780507
If it ended on ugly terms, then best to go and never show up. If you left on your own agenda though, then you lose that opportunity to find that the anger and pain they felt on seeing you again wasn't from a place of rage. It was relief, a scolding and a hope that things would go back to how they were before.
Keep your mind turned too far inward and a mistake is bound to happen.
goodnight
>>713782881
Good night
>>713782049
>>713782087
Shhhh calm down tali, no need to get angry over nothing.
Just know that your compliments will not make me blush.
Also is that a lot i don't know i don't drink>>713782881
Nighty night
>>713782320
Quality claim
>>713782267
I just want someone to like me, anyone at all.
>>713782462
I know, I was just being semantic and autistic.
>>713782594
Thanks Smug, you're nice too, you're just kind of negative and don't talk much.
>>713782881
Goodnight Ak-me
I guess I'll go to bed too, its almost 10:30
Goodnight everyone, thanks for not hating me.
>>713783146
I like you.
DIE IN A FIRE ANIFAGS!
>>713782881
Take care.
>Houki
>>713782875
I'll try to keep that in mind
later
>>713782849
No victims have come forward and there's no investigation.
t. BBC
>>713783125
I'm not angry I'm hurt that you think my compliments wouldn't be true .and we'll what about lewds?
>>713782881
I love her hair
>>713783146
So you were only pretending to be retarded?
>>713782752
>idling at 1k
does yours do that? also, it has a hard limiter, right?
yea, see here the guy woulda floored it and rekt me and i woulda laughed because i could then tell everyone how i got in a race with a lambo. kinda like the 2 times i got in races with granturismo's and lost badly
>>713783146
I like you well enough, and it seems most people here do too, sleep well m8
Alice1 claimed!
haha!
>>713783310
Cause you're drunk and i don't take drunk people all too serious due to past experience.
And i don't think you really want them all that bad~
>
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>>713783278
>No victims have come forward and there's no investigation.
Creepily enough mainstream sources seem to be trying to cover it up. You really expect a 4 year old to come forward? Of course there's no investigation because allegedly the very wealthiest people in the world are behind this child smuggling ring.
Do your own research online. Really creepy fucked up shit. Illuminati and secret society ties. Torture, rape, abuse of anywhere from 0-14 year olds. Ritual group raping 1 year olds. Putting kids in a freezer. Fucked up shit.
There's a Skull and Bones symbol on the sidewalk outside of Comet Pizza. Lots of Illuminati symbols around those restaurants.
>>713783860
Just because I'm drunk doesn't make my statements any less meaningful. And puhlease
>>713783533
Mine idles at 750, but it has a higher idle there due to just being started. Hell, it stays at 3k for the first 20 seconds it's on.
Ya, hard limiter is at 8.5k, but it could easily go higher than that if I took it off.
Right? I would've loved to see that thing do it's job. But nope, grandma driver.
>>713784001
REEEEEEE!
I'ma go take a shower. I'll be back in a bit.
>>713782849
>Still kind of fucked up, and that's coming from a dogfucker.
It's fucked up, I'll give you that. But I don't see anything wrong with getting aroused by something that is restricted to your mind space, as opposed to dog fucking.
To each their own, don't kinkshame something harmless just because you don't understand it.
>>713784001
Hey, an oversized Miata!
>>713784040
If you say so
And i don't know, doesn't sound like you want them that bad
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>>713784174
If you think about it, it's a really shitty argument unless you intend to masturbate to pictures the rest of your life.
If you fap to loli obviously you have a desire to fuck kids.
If you're more aimed at 15 year olds, fine. I guess that's "normal" in some parts of the world, but 8 year olds, loli or not, is fucked up.
Again, I see it like fucking young dogs. Fucking 3-6 month puppies is fucked. Fucking sexually immature kids is fucked.
>>713783925
A lot of conspiracy you're talking about. I don't really believe in all the Illuminati stuff.
>>713784139
>mine idles at 500
>dat boxer
>>713784477
>if you fap to loli obviously you have a desire to fuck kids
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>713784481
Don't doubt that they exist, considering the vast amount of symbolism in most TV and movies and video games.
They also seem to be really huge on pedophilia and bestiality. The worst kinds of both. Rape, sacrifice, that kind of thing.
>>713784639
Yeah, no shit. Or you would be fapping to adult anime women.
>>713784262
Pretty please with sugar and whip cream?
Geez, I've gotta stop being a normie
>>713784752
There is a difference between 2d and 3d, man. I find 2D lolis cute, but 3D, the thought of fucking a kid is just fucked to me, honestly.
Everyone has different preferences
Back
>>713784752
I'm just not into the whole conspiracy theory thing. I haven't noticed any symbolism.
Do you have proof of this rape and/or sacrifice?
Back to claim Nabiki "the queen of debt" Tendo.
:o
>>713783841
>>713783841
Why do people like her?
>>713784810
>no cherry on top
>>713784810
Hmmmm.
Nope
>>713785150
Good point
>>713784990
Anyone want to hear some good jokes?
>>713784477
You're still missing the point, like a lot of other retarded dogfuckers I've discussed this with.
Lolis don't exist IRL. Either way you're still wrong, fapping to vore doesn't mean you want to be eaten, fapping to to oviposition doesn't mean you want to be inseminated with alien eggs. The list goes on and on.
>>713784752
What if you fap to both? Or are you that close minded that you stick with a single fetish?
>>713785436
Alrighty, let's start out with a real zinger!
What kind of key do you use to open bananas?
A MON-KEY
>>713785440
I googled oviposition because I was curious.
Fuck me.
>>713785638
Bring on the comedy hour!
>>713785440
Are you the same ClownPiece that was stalked by all those e-girls?
Why did the fish have a bad report card?
Because all of its grades were under "c"
>>713785895
It is time for the comedy revival?
>>713786219
Hey ^^
>>713785949
Crying won't get you lewds
>>713785440
clownpiece is a miracle, gr8 taste friendo
Why do owls always get invited to parties?
Because they're such a hoot
>>713786439
I want to hold Gardevoir's hand.
>>713786386
^-^?
What type of pills do beds take?
Pill-o's
>>713786531
That's extremely lewd
>>713786439
What do fish sing during christmas?
Christmas corals
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>>713784955
That's stupid.
I mean.. If someone fapped to 2d pictures of men digging out female dogs with their dicks, don't you think they might want to do that in real life? Why even fap to it in the first place?
>>713785033
Did you even watch the youtube vids? Better do it before they get taken down.
No hard evidence, just bits and pieces which are mostly being covered up by mainstream media.
Illuminati symbols, apparently leaked e-mails about torture, strange artwork in the restaurants with symbolism and with groups of men with antlers fucking little kids.
And the owners of the store have a WHOLE lot of money along with a lot of protection from mainstream media. International levels of influence. I don't think you get that much money or influence by being a pizza store owner.
There are also some book stores involved apparently.
>>713785440
Okay so, rationally speaking, you think you can give that argument to a normal person? Someone who faps to kids doesn't want to fuck kids because "it's just a drawing!!!"
Fuck off. Wannabe pedo or actual pedo, same thing to me.
Goodnight everyone!
>>713786439
Post lewds
>>713786670
I-I'm sorry! I'm just lonely...
>>713786439
Why wasn't the butterfly invited to the dance?
It was a moth ball
>>713786724
Night Haruhi
What kind of band plays snappy music?
A rubber-band
>>713786730
same
>>713786678
adding that one to the repertoire
>>713786670
your an faggot
>>713786724
Goodnight, Haruhi.
>>713786678
I chuckled.
>>713786253
Why not?
>>713786939
cool
>>713786982
thank you it was on a Popsicle stick
What's a musician's favorite pastry?
A drumroll
>>713786962
fite me 1v1 dad jokes only
>>713786982
That's the spirit
What happens when 2 snails get in a fight?
They slug it out
>>713787190
your gonna win because i dont have a dad
>>713786939
K
Claimed
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
>>713787210
oi there m8
>>713787344
What are you? Black?
>>713787422
>notices tumblr link
>>713784227
REEEEEEEE!
>>713784613
>500
Might as well be a diesel!
>ZX11 has 750 idle
>Revs to 20k
Good shit right there mang
>>713787210
YOUSOROOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>713787190
Have you heard the Nazi knock knock joke?
>>713786662
No~
>>713787568
who dat
>>713787521
no
my dad was shot defending my and my mother from a mugger
my mom died too :(
>>713787568
Uuummmm
._.
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>>713787565
>What did the fascist say when he won the board game?
>NAHTZEE!
>>713787521
So? Now you
>>713786700
>rationally speaking
You haven't done that a single time in this discussion, you only recur to ad hominem.
>you think you can give that argument to a normal person?
What is a normal person? Assuming it's someone that sticks to vanilla porn, do you believe your argument on dogfucking will work?
>>713787666
Is your name Bruce by any chance?
>>713787726
Knock knock
>>713787551
It revs like a diesel when it's on the port injection
jesus, where's it make the power?
>Sameji
>>713787666
I got shot trying to defend my fuhrer back in '45
>>713787565
knock knock
who's there
nazi
nazi who?
>insert clever pun
>>713787755
This is the closest you'll get from me
>>713787666
>devil trips
The black cloud is real.
On the right
>>713787974
C'mon at least give me a clothes lewd
>Also knock knock
>>713787786
that was my dads nickname for me
>>713787974
my grandfather was actually a look alike
he was shot in an assassination attempt
>>713787979
all this is the truth
Aisha Clan-clan
>>713787810
God, I dunno if I'd like that to be honest.
EVERYWHERE! The thing is 130 HP on 2 wheels. It's a fucking monster!
Welp, I think I'm gunna go to sleep and think of more cringey jokes.
Cya
>>713787784
>What is a normal person? Assuming it's someone that sticks to vanilla porn, do you believe your argument on dogfucking will work?
No man. That's exactly my point. If someone faps to bitches getting dug out by human dick, obviously they want to fuck bitches.
Its common sense.
>>713787797
Well I tried.
>>713788161
Holy shit I didn't know batman had a waifu
Any word from sachi?
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