Waifu claiming thread.
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>>713641236
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Sameji claim'd
Hi Mikasa how's it goin?
カラミチーマス
Claim
>>713654012
Its masturbate free december
>>713654055
movie about ants
>>713654215
Why would I do that?
Kill yourselves weaboos virgins
>>713654423
Shitposting in pathfinder general on /tg/ because fuck the janitors, not much else.
>>713654638
Because I want to see it and it'll spice up your evening? Idk, just do it.
>>713654638
it's not december :o
>>713654295
Nope, just no black friends. But I've been through plenty of black neighborhood I guarantee you would lock your doors driving through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bucVwI0RfEg
>>713654789
Hi Misaki
>>713654583
Good!
Just listening to gorillaz while talking to you!
This Naughty Nazi
>>713654789
Hey Misaki. How's your evening?
>>713654928
I always forget that AOT has the coolest sword design
>>713654937
Naughtzi?
>>713655006
>>713655006
*kiss*
:o
>>713654832
I live in New Orleans. I'd love to see how our areas compare. My city was the murder capital of the world a few years back. Not the country, the fucking world. You're just an edgy man child with a cartoon wife who wouldn't say racist shit in perish
>>713654792
It is 1st of december 5am. Happy christmas everybody
>>713654755
I refuse
>>713655180
I watched madoka and never saw a penguin
good night
>>713655113
Ever since I had a facination, I wouldn't mind being a naughtzi myself, the uniforms are sexy.
My Nui
QOTT: what is your volume percentage right now?
17%.
>>713655216
I haven't celebrated christmas in like 8 years :o
>>713655364
50%
>>713655312
winking waifus are wrong :o
Claiming again, still around. Well, intermittently at least.
>>713655364
40%
>>713655555
>>713655532
your waifu is monster energy? :o
>>713655364
0% like my efforts in life
Grade A+ Waifu Perfection
>>713655364
My volume isn't measured in % so I'll say my battery instead
3%
>>713655825
Who is she and what are those dumb spiky things floating around her hands?
Okay seriously do you guys actually care about these cartoon characters
>>713655617
No?
>>713655006
Have a (You).
>>713655972
yeah
>>713655975
:o
>>713656136
>>713656177
>>713656203
>>713656245
>>713656177
>>713656229
>playing speakers over 50%
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>713656279
>>713656229
That would blow my ears out.
>>713656249
>>713656102
Virginia detected
>>713656330
>>713655364
42 on windows, 100 on player, sound system usually at 60 but I'm not using it this late.
>>713656313
>>713656357
You do realise you can change the volume of individual programs right
This salad is dry as shit, I need to stop buying this kind
>>713655972
Yes? She's my waifu, of course I do.
>>713656229
DELET THIS
>>713656361
I'm very lonely
>>713656526
>>>>713656472
>>713656552
I am too
>>713655176
>32nd most dangerous city in the world
Kek I live in St. Louis, the 13th highest murder rate in the world. Ignorant child.
>>713656524
>forget to lower volume
>go deaf and wake up entire household
No thanks.
>>713656552
Post your dick
>>713656645
?
>>713656552
Me too
Thats why I circlejerk on 4 different boards
>>713656838
Fuck
>>713656744
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's not really a big deal
>>713656838
I linked the wrong one like an autist, I meant >>713656524
>>713654755
Have you said anything about muscle wizards yet?
>>713655364
12%. But I post from mobile. Laptops is 12, phone is on silent.
>>713655825
Severa best Awakening girl fam.
Thought i'd pop in and say hi.
The speaker volume doesn't actually bother me I was just messing around lol
>>713656924
おれ わ ちんちん だいすけ のだよ
>>713657065
crispy cutie
>>713657014
No I'm just calling the janitors cucks mostly
>>713657065
Is that bacon?
>Rory-sama
>>713655364
65%
>>713657065
Hanako is nice.
>>713656686
No you don't. You're referring to East St. Louis, in Illinois. I even specifically said a few years ago, but you're so frustrated your big bad bully is teasing your cartoon wife, you overlooked this. How does it feel to be shit posted by someone younger than you who gets more pussy? Be honest
>>713657108
Are you?
sorry for the late replies, been dealing with some stuff
>>713654966
Fair so far, yours?
>>713654916
hey! hows it been?
>>713655364
FULL BLAST BABY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>713657189
God damn it I forgot my pic twice in a row
still here
>>713656686
>he goes and checks list of most dangerous cities to check New Orlean's position
>comes back Right after and claims he's from one of the most dangerous, according to the list he just checked in another tab
My sides
>>713657108
>だいすけ
>大介
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>713657065
>>713657208
>>713657157
MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
(where's my Haruhi?)
>>713657404
Scup
>>713657374
this got really weird :o
>>713657335
Are they AK-47s?
>>713657374
>>713657157
>>713657208
>>713657256
Bacon waifu is best girl.
>>713657469
hey mine was a compliment :o
>>713657404
Are we a ship yet
>>713657507
Those are Galils
>>713657324
It's been alright
I've been waiting for Mikasa for a long time now
>>713657587
No, you're an airplane.
>>713657479
>>713657517
>>713657268
>>713657406
Same faggot
>>713657335
Nice Google images pic. The closest you've ever gotten to a non-airsoft gun was your dads .22 that you almost shot yourself with after you realized your anime girlfriend wasn't real
>>713657329
I think you're going to want this GIF.
>>713657657
Why are you hitting me :(
>>713657479
me
>>713657587
i dont know alice ive never done that
>>713656645
I'm here bby.
Not for long tho.
>>713657651
I've been here for like an hour and you didn't notice me
>>713657696
I love it.
Do you have the autism gif?
I've been searching for that one
>>713657821
It was an accident :(
ILY though
>>713657821
its miku birthday? :o
>>713657659
:(
>>713657659
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>713657751
>>713657507
They're Galils ya fucker
>>713657685
But I got it off /k/, notGoogle, and I own guns, and I never met my dad, and I wouldn't kill myself and even if I did, I wouldn't use a gun and Galil is one of the few real waifus.
So yeah.
>>713657824
I did and you didn't respond!!!!!!
>>713657920
No. And holy shit it's December already.
>>713657065
>>713657469
>being this new
>>713657555
Yes. But are you H.A.N.A.K.O.?
>>713657608
>thats the joke
>>713658064
>arabcatgun
>>713657865
If it's a different one from the one that you posted, then no, I don't have it. I just had this GIF saved from some time ago and thought I'd post it.
QOTT: how many of you are virgins?
>inb4 liars
>>713658072
no it's not :o
>>713658188
????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>713658244
*That GIF.
>>713657555
I prefer Emi.
>>713658264
Nope.
>Rory-sama
>>713658264
I've had sex once
>>713657958
j/k luv u.
>>713658071
I replied to you and you didn't reply back
>>713658270
I come from the future.
>>713658380
but it's 8pm I shower in the morning :o
Kek
>>713658233
Bulli
>>713658264
Not a virgin, had sex a few times, not a lot, but whatever, I don't really care about chasing pussy.
would you rather live around waifu faggots or isis members for the rest of your life?
isis members. at least every member of isis isn't a disgrace to their family
>>713658264
not a virgin, but i find it unpleasant
>>713658610
This Kek. I love seeing other shit posters use my edits
>>713658535
ifunny disappoints me
>>713658519
the future looks grim
>>713658610
I live with a waifu :o
>>713658617
I'll make you cum later
>>713658437
I see that now...
I feel really upset and embarrassed.........
I'm so sorry! Forgive me
>>713658712
>>Not a virgin.
>>Had sex.
>Pick one.
wat
>>713658712
virgin means no sex :o
>>713658730
timestamp with video or gtfo
>>713658233
the joke
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Your head
ya dingus :o
>>713658264
Got a decent amount of sex in highschool and early college. Then started smoking a bunch of weed and became very anti social. Really bad social anxiety. Always had it to an extent but the drug amplified it for some reason. On a really long dry spell until this last spring.
>>713658800
>>713658810
>>713658949
I misread that entirely.
One of you actually posted this pic before
>>713658730
SPIDERMANNERS, DEPLOY!!!
>>713658233
Mmmmmaaaaybe
>>713658264
Unfortunately.
>>713658318
Emi is quality waifu material.
>>713658610
You sure enjoy repetition.
>>713659004
I wish I was as cool as him
>>713658610
And yet you're here with us, shitlord.
>>713658757
Aw~
Don't worry, beautiful. I still love you~
No need to be upset!
How many of you introduced your Waifu to your family on thanksgiving?
>>713659039
how many of these are there? :o
>>713658999
at least you got the 9s
>>713659072
Autists tend to
>>713659093
back to tumblr with you, cringeworthy feminist
Good night lovely people
>>713659196
my dad actually already knows about konata my mom doesn't give a shit lol
she just wants me to get a job and buy my own food
>>713659212
A lot :o
>>713659096
I spent that whole time refreshing and waiting for you...
>>713659225
Hehehe our little inside joke :D so kawaii :) only Otaku Chans get it <3
>>713659288
goodnight beautiful
>>713659300
why do you have so many pics of someone who isn't even your waifu? :o
=>>713659212
ABOUT
tree fiddy
this waifu claiming thread meme is so beyond dead
>>713659383
I'm enjoying this :o
>>713659288
pic related
>it's every neckbeard who claims a waifu
>>713659288
Good night lonely person that I love.
>>713659358
>these threads in a nutshell
>>713658573
You know it
>>713659053
Ooooooo. Making me guess, eh?
>>713658872
Oh I know about it. Just referencing a meme.
>>713659196
My parents already knew and didn't give a fuck I have a cartoon wife. Actually I know a girl who waifu'd Sebastian from Black Butler. I'm gonna ask her out, in fact.
>>713659335
Aw~
I love you too!
>>713659476
>>713659396
so who is the real moko? :o
>>713659053
I played through Hanako's good route blind about 2 months ago. Not sure I'm ready to dive into Lilly's just yet. Or maybe Shizune. All I know is I don't really like Rin or Emi
>>713658757
Wanna talk?
>>713659288
Sleep nicely.
>>713659053
Yes, she's pretty good. Only one girl for me though.
Actual Waifu claimer who posted this a few threads ago kek
>>713659643
why would you ask out someone when you have your waifu? :(
>>713659072
>go on waifu thread
>post picture of an anime girl that gave you a boner
>some of you fucking retards roleplay as said anime girl
>this happens literally EVERY TIME
WE AUTISTS OF /b/ ARE HERE TO PUT OUR BOOT DOWN ON THE NECK OF WAIFU FAGGOTS
SUBMIT OR GO BACK TO /a/ AND/OR /jp/
>>713659757
>stop liking what i don't like waaa
>>713659651
>>713659755
So my parents don't think I'm gay
>Mikasa
>>713659823
we'll send your asses to reddit where you came from
>>713659004
Fucking lmao, what a faggot. He's even got multiple waifus
>>713659196
Not me, I'd rather die.
>>713659093
>Shitlord
t. 12 year old who watches Yogscast or landwhale feminist.
>>713659479
He's one happy mother fucker
>>713659586
Why though, why does everyone bulli the Galil
>>713659643
Hey I know a girl who also husbando'd him. She's like a 3/10 though, and one of those pansexual demigender catkin girls so she's out of the question. She's funny though, and very nice.
>>713659882
>>713659961
Spooky
>>713659823
>stop teasing me for being a pathetic virgin who thinks he's dating an animated 14 year old waaaa
>>713659643
What have you been up to today?
>>713659655
Yes please!
seeing waifu threads makes me lose any faith i had in this generation
>>713660060
I like yogscast :(
>>713660041
are you?
>>713659961
>>713659882
one has faker filenames :o
>>713660060
there's only so much whoosh i can handle
>>713660268
Do you guys seriously sit there and watch these faggy cartoons? No wonder you've never had a girl over
>>713660268
i'm not trying to copy anybody :o
>>713660403
I once invited a girl to hang and she said no :(
>>713660388
>>713660411
so neither of you claim muko? :o
pic related
it's me when i realized i clicked on this thread
>>713660575
>I wonder why
>>713660212
Then if you don't like it, look the other way .
>>713660575
>>713659586
Part of the fun~
>>713659655
Go with lilly, she's second best girl. Also Hanako is in her route a lot too. Shizune's route is a little boring honestly.I'd save that for 3rd or 4th playthrough.
>>713659674
Shiro is a cutie.
>>713660403
Yeah but ever since I got out of high school i never have the time to.
>>713660575
>>713660831
>he's not even right about this
Funniest part
>>713660185
What's on your mind?
>>713660750
one does not simply unsee waifu threads
>>713660846
cut your nails
>>713660790
>>713660903
who are your waifus? :o
>>713660268
That's cause you're gay
>>713660297
Well I can handle more
>>713660403
Not really tbh
federal regulations state that i must post this sign here for the safety of non-tard anons
carry on with caution
>>713660185
Went to the eye doctor's. He put really bright lights in my eyes and a few eye drops, and such
>>713660268
Nope
>>713660403
Well not me.
I don't watch no Yaoi ;)
I thought your girlfriend watched Sailor Moon?
>>713660968
>>713660968
Not me.
yusss made it hit the cap
>>713661040
what youtubers do you like besides old gunny men?
>>713661072
aww :(
>>713661234
still
>>713660924
Then bleach your eyes, in fact, bleach your brain, that should do it, works for me.
New thread?
>>713661363
that would require you to leave the house
>>713661350
I don't watch YouTube videos except for some Jerry Miculek sometimes, and sometimes a few other guys but mostly him. I don't really like watching YouTube and it's really slow and uses all my data so I don't do it often
>>713661065
>In 4chan
>Calls everyone autistic
>Still posts here
>Hurr durr I'm not one
Jesus, dude, you're mental, like bad.
>>713661775
i am a tard wrangler
