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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>713654446
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless tripsguy gets trips)
>No lewding (I'm looking at you, Juvia)
>Occasional RP never hurt anyone
>Discussion is the only thing to do here really
>Shitposting must be original
>If you're posting images you're not an elitist
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
akame claimed
>>713660910
Just nonstop worrying about tomorrow
>>713661072
Last time I went I told them about some pain and they flipped my eyelid over (not fun at all)
>>713659655
>All I know is I don't really like Rin or Emi
>don't like Emi
>
>>713660846
Yes, very cute indeed.
Sameji claim'd
aren't the shit posters up past their bedtime?
>>713660060
I just bulli.
>>713660846
Oh boy! I love fun!
>>713660846
I'll go with Lilly next, thanks. I just hope running into Hanako during her route doesn't cause too much sadness.
>>713661736
AKAME
gonna go watch youtube
later gators!
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>713661966
>>713661858
I can flip my eyelids right now, it doesn't hurt but it does get uncomfortable after a bit
>>713661956
Fuckin rood tbh
>>713661966
Gay
Bye
>>713662019
Smug
>>713662019
Snyg
Eu claimed~
>>713661934
Pretty much, they claim to be "grownups", you know, minding their own business. But here they demonstrate their idiotic behavior by shitposting like it does something.
Claim
>>713662200
you must be fucking out there for wanting to fuck a vegetable
>>713662276
Virgn defending cartoon wife spotted
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>713661966
Goodbye senpai
>>713662019
Hello smugs
>>713662019
>lmao ayy
>>713662276
pissing in a sea of piss
don't worry anons, we tard wranglers have been deployed to this thread
>>713661858
That sounds like it hurt. I was just getting fitted for contacts.
So what about your day?
>if I haven't told you, for the next couple of days I won't be able to come on /waifu/ because of how busy I'll be
カラミチーマス
Night
>>713662237
She's pretty cute, but why does she have just a helmet?
unf
Tard wranglers hired to sedate the autistic children
>>713661852
Where is this from please I've been collecting them and I must know
>>713662547
>>713662540
>>713662488
>>713662472
>>713662498
To add +10 to cuteness level~
>>713662605
reverse image search it you stupid fuck
Claimed
>>713662109
You love it.
>>713662019
*<*
>>713662237
Whoa there
>>713661958
hi misaki
>>713662019
hello shinoa
>>713662488
goodnight
>>713662716
Hello Yui
>>713662778
Hi, how are you today Yuuki?
>>713662472
Today it was alright. Tomorrow is what I'm worried about since I'm going back to my therapist.
Will you be here for the weekend? I've been looking forward to it...
>>713662636
Still here
>>713662778
are we just going to completely dodge the fact that this anon wants to have intercourse with a vegetable?
THIS IS TARD WRANGLER #3, REQUESTING BACKUP
>>713662845
Can't complain, just editing a powerpoint. Yourself?
>>713662755
Hello there~
>>713662668
I think gauntlets+boots are cooler than helmets, but she really is super cute
>>713662716(Yui)
Hey Yui
>>713662755
I can neither confirm nor deny this
But yes
>>713662305
Don't do that.
>>713662408
That's all you can really say, "virgin", "autistic", etc. Over and over, like a broken record player. But eh, what can we do about you bunch of mentally disabled bunch. Enjoy it, I guess.
>>713662716
Well hello there Yui, you cutie
>>713662762
Hello akame, i noticed you added something to the rules again.
>>713663091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hyKZqh9wC8
>>713662948
Im here, wrangling this tard is gonna take some man Power, he's got type 3 Asperger's
>>713663058
why shouldnt he?
>>713662762
Hey there. Someone's been using the other Akame ga kill waifu to gaslight poor haruhi.
>>713662845
What's up? Guessing you've been knocking back some pills
>>713662849
I'll be here for the weekend if you want to talk. Monday-Wednesday is a much bigger question as I have exams those 3 days.
>>713662109
Desert fox
>>713662200
Need
>>713662237
Whoa. When was the last time you came here?
>>713662433
Hello Juvia
>>713662436
Shut
>>713662488
Night
>>713662755
Stil doing pout i see
>>713662762
Hello akame
>>713663046
Good banter is good.
>>713662955
Been a while since you visited the thread.
>>713663310
Its hard to get a good pout.
>>713663310
How goes it
>>713662849
I'll definitely be here for the weekend! I wouldn't miss it for anything, since I get to hang out with my favorite person all day~!
Ah, thats good. Good luck tomorrow, love!
>>713663046
Thank you~!
Eu thinks your waifu is super cute too~!
>>713663310
Hmm.. probably over a month ago now~
>>713663433
Eu knows.. it's been far to long~
>>713663208
>Damage control
Again, like I said, mentally disabled bunch you all are.
it's about time i told you guys the truth...
you'll never get to be that anime girl who gave you a boner. stop roleplaying as them as if you think it'd ever happen. you are unwashed piles of filth speaking to other unwashed piles of filth.
>>713663202
hehe
>>713663309
fucking hell.. Akame, or someone else from the series? Is Haruhi alright?
>>713663310
how are you?
>>713663309
Almost all of Night Raid has been claimed before
>Leone
>Chelsae
>Akame
>Mein
>Najenda
>>713663552
>implying you weren't autistic virgins being tard wrangled
>>713663226
REQUESTING A TARD WRANGLER SWAT TEAM, ASAP
WE WILL BE OVERRUN SHORTLY
I REPEAT, NON-NECKBEARDS REQUESTING REINFORCEMENTS
>>713663474
we didn't forget the fact that you want to FUCK A VEGETABLE
>>713663677
ACTUAL damage control
someone tell me when the shit posters leave
>>713663481
I'll be doing the same thing on the weekend!
I seriously can't wait until then
>>713663309
Make sure to be there and join us.
>>713662949
Powerpoint for your data?
Just chilling, talking to you all.
>>713663046
Sup Galil
>>713663202
Hello beautiful Juvia
>>713663309
Yes, but people have started to notice my eyes being dilated all the time, something I noticed but doubted that anyone else did.
Debating with myself on whether I should stop or not, things were beginning to go well.
>>713663787
Butt hurt virgin getting mad his big bad bullies aren't fsggot losers like him
>>713661958
It will a little bit, but it will eventually be overpowered by the good feels.
>>713663805
Yep, we have to present our data on Friday to the class.
>>713663552
do you prefer tentacles or cartoon tentacles more
>>713663722
>>713663677
>>713663621
>>713663552
>>713663226
>>713663208
>>713663106
>>713663091
>>713662948
>>713662636
>>713662551
>>713662465
>>713662408
>>713662313
>>713662305
>>713662276
>>713662154
>>713662049
>>713662032
>>713661955
>>713661888
>>713661845
>>713661834
>>713661794
>>713663900
>baiting this harr
>>713662762
Hey Akame. All is well in your neck of the woods?
>>713663309
Sorry about the other thread- I went off to lift and shower.
>>713663677
Sure some of us are in a lesser form, but you're too simple, very autistic if you will.
>>713663539
Something thats a new issue, your waifu beach is too large an image size to be posted in full without proper saving. They now need to be under 2MB.
>>713664046
What up Mi Liu
>>713663310
Hello smugs how was your day?
>>713663552
Kek that gif
>>713663644
Did you think i wouldn't notice?
>>713663805
How was your day, cutie?
>>713664046
>>713664156
Don't worry, Eu has been working on a new project~
>>713664041
I have no clue actually.
>>713663992
guys
someone needs to tell him that she's a fucking vegetable
>>713664330
>>713664330
okay
just because my name us alex doesn't mean im a nigger
>>713662695
you don't have to bully...
>>713664443
At least she's not a fruit like you.
>>713664552
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS GET THE FUCK IN HERE
REDDIT IS LEAKING INTO 4CHAN
REPEL FAGGOT TUMBLRINAS LIKE THIS BETA
>>713664085
hi houkie. I'm alright, what about you?
>>713664321
I certainly hoped you would notice!
Isn't it odd how the day just disappears?
>>713664631
>>713664631
did you come up with that one yourself billy?
>>713664321
That gif is great. I would agree.
>>713664353
Ooh. I wont ask.
>>713664695
Very much so.
let's claim more waifus guys
ill touch my waifu's boypussi with your waifu boypussi and we'll try to cloak it in talk that we wish our waifus would be making
>>713663644
>Or some other girl
I'm pretty sure it was akame.
>Is Haruhi alright
Now that's another story entirely, and not certain one I want to share with Haruhi's permission.
>>713663800
You bet. If you want to talk now I've got a bit too. No rush.
>>713663805
Take it easy. I know exactly what the good stuff does if you take it mid-day, so try to take it a few minutes or longer before bed so you don't end up with a 60 pulse, no blood pressure and drowsiness.
>>713663963
I hope so. I mean from what I hear pairing up with Lilly basically turns Hanako into a third wheel. So I'd feel pretty bad.
>>713664085
Houki right? What's up? Or did I get it wrong? I'm bad at names.
>>713664704
W-what?
>>713664839
Yup. Also i'm not billy.
>>713664353
Oh boy.
Eu a cute. But more importantly, Eu claimer a nice person.
>>713665172
>>713664694
Oh i noticed. I also noticed these lewds
>
>>713664902
Another quality gif
>>713664993
>wew
>>713665172
good job disgrace to the family, see if you can make enough of those to earn my respect again!
>>713664909
Where do you think it goes to?
>>713665250
Fuck off Rin. Not the Hanako you're looking for.
>>713663433
Did you try googling one?
>>713663474
Pretty well my dudem playing black flags cause im that bored. You?
>>713663481
Something special about a woman with abs
>>713663539
A month? Last i saw you was when i made you the thug pic
>>713663644
See my 2nd reply
>>713663787
Maybe never
>>713664321
It's been decent. Amazed at how fast time flies by
>>713665278
Thanks, I'll see ya around, I guess.
>>713665157
I'd love to, can you choose the topic...?
>Now that's another story entirely, and not certain one I want to share with Haruhi's permission.
What's do you need?
>>713665223
E..Eu isn't that nice of a person~
>>713665414
Maybe Smug missed Eu~?
Relevant?
>>713665382
That's a pretty great picture of Yui
>>713665382
r00d
>>713665567
Is very nice actually.
>>713665414
Dude, Black Flag is awesome. I'm just waiting for thread to hit image cap before i go to bed.
fuck all of you niggers with a rusty nail
>>713665766
vegetables aren't made for being fucked
>>713665157
I really hate this so much. I think about this a lot when I'm not on.
I don't want to peek in his private life, I just wanted to know if/how he was affected by the impostor.
>>713665278
never change juvia
never change
>>713665414
I'm unexpectedly not too tired, even after the ridiculously low amount of sleep I had all week. What console do you play it on?
>>713664694
Sore from exercise, mentally tired from work. All in all it was a pretty productive day. Only working a half day tomorrow though, so it's something to look forward to.
>>713665157
Yep, that's me. Just hanging around here for a bit while taking care of some other business before sleep.
>>713665544
>triple consecutive dubs
Hope all goes well with your appointment tomorrow.
>>713663310
Post dab please
>>713663378
He seems to be an upstanding gentleman
>>713663433
I dun get it
>>713663539
Aw thanks! She looks even better in full armor
>>713663805
I'm just about to go to bed, had some dinner and now I'm sleepy. I'll probably make 1-3 more posts before I go
Does anyone else hate retards? Assholes fucking parade them around and try to guilt trip you into saying how special and great they are. They are literally defective humans
>>713665809
think this picture means A social
antisocial =/= A social
>>713665414
That's good.
And what makes you say that?
>>713665529
Alright goodbye, come back with more gifs if you do return
>>713665891
Oh i don't plan on it akame, as i assume the rules will not change?
>>713665157
It kinda does, but -without spoiling it for you- it works out for her in the end.
>>713665250
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
>>713665973
I've never heard anyone call retards great.
i feel like i'm back in school when the class of retards is walking down the hallway when i enter a waifu claim thread
>>713665750
Y..you have no proof~!
>>713665928
Thank you, friend~
>>713665973
Special need people really piss me off
>>713666123
she wouldnt be talking with that headgear on you stupid fuck
NEVER GO FULL RETARD
YOU WENT FULL RETARD
>>713665567
eU
>>713666030
( °ω°)
>>713666024
Lewdvia :o
>>713665357
I think it goes to have fun by itself. Without us. Because the day is an asshole.
>>713665414
No. I dont like googling things when I have the tools to make them in front of me.
>>713665928
Banter is fun. I enjoy it more than I should.
>>713665900
Thanks
>>713665891
Are you talking about me?
>>713665342
Like i care about having your respect.
>>713666123
A Korean Zombie Death Car is fine too.
>>713666312
Fuck image swap ;-;
>>713666275
But this is the internet, there is no speaking, so you're the one going full retard~
>>713666287
It's Eu! Not eU~!
>>713666364
now now gender dysphoric child, don't make me lock you back in the closet without your cum stained pillow
>>713666123
I'm a witness to you being nice. I'm sure there are plenty of other witnesses too.
I would love to catch up with you Eu, but I should really be getting to sleep. Glad to see you're still around. Have a fantastic night.
>>713665900
That's fun. I was doing some boring stuff today, but it was in good company so I enjoyed it. Now I'm just watching cars go around the Nürburgring, waiting to be tired enough to go to bed.
>>713666024
Might tweak them here and there, but I think #5 will stay that way.
>>713666360
Yes Haruhi. What happened today with the other akame, assuming misaki is correct?
>>713665567
Missed a lot
>>713665766
Orrrrr go to sleep now
>>713665891
The adult life. Too tired to be tired. Xbone cause pc 2 much for me atm
>>713665928
>
>>713666024
Being bored? Idk. I have nothing else to do
>>713666348
>how to bake a cake
>googles lazy town's bake a cake
>>713666471
ue?
>>713666123
You're very welcome and I agree with Shiro, you're a nice person
>>713666348
What banter?
>>713664839
Top kek
>>713666082
You don't see those stupid videos during retard awareness month where companies are like, "let's celebrate this retard! If you don't like and share it, you must be evil!"
>>713666265
Maybe its not the retards themselves, but the attitude towards them. Also, they are gross. Its like owning a shitty dog
>>713666360
Sorry for not replying earlier, I was getting ready for bed.
>>713666649
I don't think I've ever talked to any akame before now.
Did something happen?
>>713666699
Yay! Nice numbers as well
>>713666709
Forgot pic
>>713666471
But.... what about You? You is Eu is eU?
>>713662291
Silly anon, you can't use a blank pic as waifu.
>>713666795
It's fine, are you going to bed soon...
>>713666699
I suppose I'll do that.
Have a good night /waifu/!
>>713666699
YEAH
OKAY
>>713666709
Best kind of banter.
>Rory-sama
>>713666647
Oh! okay then.. Good night friend, it was fun talking with you again~!
>>713666699
But Smug, Eu is always here~
>>713666709
N..nooo.. don't agree with them~!
>>713666761
God has abandoned us, let us sing the song of death~
>>713666895
No no, Eu is still Eu~
>>713666647
goodnight shi-ro
>>713666699
I have a x1 too, but I pretty much only used it to play guitar hero live and NFS 2015.
>>713666819
see misaki's first reply to me >>713663309
It got me worried
>>713666952
goodnight
>>713666952
vegetable fuel doesn't melt reality beams
>>713665544
Really, open up.
>What do I need
Nothing, I meant to say "don't want to share without Haruhi's permission"
>>713665891
I've seen some emotional manipulation. And emotionally manipulated people. But this was another tale entirely. "Don't go back to your therapist, he'll take you from me" etc
>>713665900
Cool. I'll be hanging around for a bit. Tomorrow's looking lazy.
>>713665973
I heard a chilling statement while in community group...
"Want to know why there are so few mentally retarded kids compared to when you were in middle school? They got aborted". Shit made us stop and think. I hadn't seen a downy kid since the 5th grade.
>>713666030
Yes, I've heard it harms her initially but she builds herself up more than she did even if you picked her route (but Lilly's route is longer, so perhaps she would have reformed her life anyway)
