Waifu claiming thread.
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>>713616671
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>713632435
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Sonakawa Momoka is now claimed.
>>713632222
wew
>>713632373
waht is that
Sameji claimed
>>713632550
How was your day?
Cute waifu.
Goddess Haruhi
Hey!
Guess what!
Alice2 is mine.
Reika, again.
>>713632746
>Cute
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
>>713632913
FUCK
FUCK YOU
I WANTAEAD HER
>>713633136
You want her, but you can't have her.
Silly anon~
G-Get!
>>713633085
What? She's cute.
>>713633322
>trip dubs checked
>>713633351
Many waifu a cute
>>713633351
only on the outside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSarZ7g1F-g
>>713633548
>>713633548
https://youtu.be/rbBsq2HBY40
>>713633643
>>713633733
Why the symbols?
>>713633507
I'm sure she's cute on the inside too. Why else would you claim her?
>>713633493
Yes.
>>713633085
>Cute
>>713633746
Didn't expect her to look that cute in this.
>>713633733
>>713633733
>>713633733
>>713633812
Randomly felt like making a post with a heart emoji was a good idea to demonstrate my love for Miku.
>>713633987
I tried to paste it, it didn't work :(
Claim
>>713633615
Rabbot
Has the rain let up?
>>713633746
Me likey, but the quality is pretty trash, sadly.
Work today?
>>713633812
Newest form of tripfagging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIjavxGNcc
>>713633873
Mostly because I relate to her.
>look at her shooting this child to death
>>713633889
Hot.
>>713634039
Paste what? Emojis don't go on 4chin, they work on the header because it's a 3rd party application.
still here
>>713634150
How the fuck did you get a gold account and I still don't have one??
>>713634187
>Hot
>>713634150
Yes, I still got soaked through this morning though :(
>all the other fuckers in this part of Canada got snow...
>>713634226
They just don't want us to be cute
>I couldn't figure out why I couldn't quote you for a second
>>713634308
gaining weight is good for child bearing
>>713633987
She certainly has some interesting art.
>>713634150
There's hardly anything new to it.
https://youtu.be/tVFR4dcw9l0
>>713633987
It was me posting that, not Orange.
>>713634150
>weekday
Do you need to ask that?
I will have Monday off next week, and Im off from the 19th. 3 weeks holiday yo.
https://youtu.be/gSqJckkjAgE
Typically, bored.
>>713634418
>Soaked
lewd
>>713634187
Oh, I see. Do you generally shoot children to death?
She's still cute.
Hi
>>713632487
She's pretty cute, I'll claim her
>>713634272
You have to be in all the Telegram chats and all the Discords first.
>>713634418
Rip. Do you not have an umbrella or something?
Snow would be nice, but I'd imagine it would be more inconvenient for roads and such.
>>713634602
You never know, I have a day off today which is surprising because everyone's going crazy because it's the first of December. Christmas rush ect ect
>It's also my birthday in 29 days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aujN3uq6yM0
>>713634423
>>713634820
yes i do because they are annoying
>>713634961
she'll be popping out my kids in no time
>>713634620
Not lewd, not in the context
>>713634854
It doesn't work that way
>>713634944
I don't know of the existence of any umbrellas in my house, no. Just a water resistant coat
I don't care, maybe the stupid people will crash and die. Clean up the gene pool, and make the roads safer for non-retarded people simultaneously
>mommy and daddy fighting
Typical.
>>713635319
Eh, I claimed her. I think that's enough.
Mikasa Ackerman claimed
>>713635474
Ritsu a best
>>713635573
Welcome back!!!!!
I missed you!
>>713635573
>troy aikman
>>713635716
Sorry about that!
I was waiting for you so I thought I'd play some vidya in the mean time. But I wasted hours playing lol
>>713635319
That's a 'good' way to look at it I guess. Maybe you could sabotage someones car, cut their brake line. You know, just a little prank, harmless practical joke
>>713634847
Sup
>>713636192
I forgot to turn it off, oh well.
>>713635573
She's best K-On.
>>713635790
What about him?
>>713634944
No, if its a weekday, Im working. 95% chance.
>Dec 30
My sister is Jan 1. Its truly a shit period for birthdays. But it doesnt beat my grandmothers sister.
>Feb 28
She turned 21 this year.
https://youtu.be/vtJ27y_9LOg
>>713632727
Son of a bitch.
Whatever I'm posting my image anyway.
>>713636326
Gotta get that dosh somehow. And yeah, it really is a shitty time for birthdays, but I've grown to not really care that much anymore.
It's just plain unlucky to have it around this time of year, but eh, what can you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7tE6oga4OM
>>713635947
I'm doin that right now...
I've been waiting so long!
>>713636562
now I see why shinji wanted to fuck her
>>713636443
>not one of the following:
Minmei
Risa Hayase
Rally Vincent
Fujiko Mine
Priss Asagiri
Nene Romanov
Kei
Yuri
etc. etc.
Rei is a good waifu, but not the first.
>>713632989
Reika a cute!
>>713636192
That sounds like a pretty funny prank. Too bad I don't know anything abotu cars
>>713636739
I'm really sorry!
I have to go in a little but I'll be back in an hour or two...
What are you playing?
>>713636876
The Internet, Google is right there to guide you, to help you build the ultimate prank
>
カラミチーマス
>>713637087
Cute
>>713637172
That's an awful lot of work though
>>713637129
Some gta how long will you be on for later?
I'm always just waiting for you...
Claiming Anna Nishikinomiya.
>>713636731
https://youtu.be/-j0g2oG_w2g
Demand seperate prezzies. Like the keys for Christmas, car for birthday.
>>713637269
I'll be on for a couple of hours. Probably go to bed at 12-1 AM EST.
I'm really sorry. I'm more active during the weekends.
>>713637681
Nice claim
>>713637681
>>713636136 # wasted ;))))
Please, stop sending me comments, mail, etc. that states relatively the following:
trigger jokes
saying people, including me are ‘triggered’
‘kys’ “JOKES”
saying you’re going to kill yourself but then say you are ‘joking’
saying that anything you do, say, etc. is correct and better than anything I do, say, etc.
saying that I should go die
telling me to kill myself
to get killed
to get a disease
to die in a mental hospital
saying that I should get abused
by my father
by a sexual abuser
by anyone who wants to harm me, including the senders of these messages
Please. Think for one second. One fucking moment before you send these types of things to me.
I do not, I repeat, do NOT think that telling people to go kill themselves is a “joke”.
It is a serious. fucking. topic. that should not be joked about at all.
It’s my opinion. Unfollow me if you don’t think the same right now. Please. Do it. I do not want anyone following me that thinks that telling people to kill themselves is a joke. I don’t care if it’s a modern-day ‘joke’. It’s not to me. It’s harmful. It’s hurtful.
Trigger jokes are completely unfunny to me. Not only are they unfunny, but they really just.. Don’t make sense. What is funny about saying someone is ‘triggered’? Oh, boy, yeah, someone who is triggered is so obviously going to kill themselves. Someone who got offended by a simple comment can be offended without killing themselves or harming themselves. Stop thinking that everyone who has feelings is the fucking same.
Even now, I’m still getting messages telling me to go kill myself. I am so beyond shocked that people are so childish to continue wasting their time sending these messages to me that I could be spending time reading a nice comment or something actually worth reading.
This is not a call for help. This is to express how fucking upset I am at people in this damned world who could become so inhumane. It’s unbelievable.
>>713637709
I'll be waiting for you!
These have to be the worst threads on 4chan. Just read through the thread, you guys are literal autists.
>>713637883
Who are you waiting for?
So do all of you virgins looks like this or is this just the best looking out of all of you?
>>713637910
I just want an excuse to post pictures that someone else might like anon, is that such a terrible thing?
>>713634226
There's a cold rain on the autumn wind.
Have you ever gone to your stack of magazines to find something to read, only to realize that they're wet and smell suspiciously like cat piss? It's an abstract kind of rage, I'll tell you that much.
>>713637910
Looks like you dropped your vape edgelord.
>>713637883
I don't have to go yet! But I'll miss you when I do have to!
I love you~!
>>713638359
Qt foxer
>>713638359
Is the arabcatbow drinking coffee again?
>>713638373
Good.
I don't want you to leave
>>713638367
You dropped your cartoon wife basement lord
>actual Waifu claimer
>>713638545
>>713638164
baaaka
>>713638471
No you're the qt
>>713638534
No I don't drink coffee
>>713638587
So you admit to being a waifu claimer. Cool beans. Does your girlfrie d pluck or wax those eyebrows? Or does she draw them on?
>>713638687
worst girl
>>713638545
I don't want to leave either.
And I don't want you to leave either.
Unfortunately, I have to go sooner then expected. But you know what they say: the farther the love the more it grows stronger!
I'll miss you, beautiful!
>>713637317
W-what?!
>>713638707
I'm not a Waifu claimer, the pic I posted was one. You're trying so hard here lol. I don't do shit to my eyebrows. How does it feel to never get pussy and pretend to date a cartoon character? I'm just asking lol
>actual Waifu claimer
>>713638587
You are now my friend hahaha.
>they don't understand green text
>>713638899
NOW YOUR MY BEST FRIEND.
>>713638899
>actual shit poster
>>713637823
>>713638994
*you're
>>713638895
cute
>>713638899
Still admitting it. Why else would you keep coming here? And dont lie to me. Ive dealt with enough girls to know that they like their mans eyebrows to be straight, level and not unibrow.
>>713638895
>>713638868
I'll miss you too!!
>>713639070
This shit is getting intense haha.
>>713639019
Won't lie, that guy and his pet look based.
>>713639019
>cant even grow facial hair
>definite and sudden bald area between eyes
Kek. Unibrow manscaped beta confirmed.
>>713639068
Alice is definitely a cute
>>713639118
Sorry, I'll tone it down
>>713639070
>denies it
YOURE STILL ADMITTING IT
>I've dealt with enough girls
>thinks he's dating an animated 12 year old
Feel bad for you man, keep trying to defend your virginity protection thread
>actual Waifu claimer
>>713638899
Fuck off beta cuck.
>kek, this coming from an autistic manchild.
Yes well at least I'm not some predictable degenerate
>damage controlling this hard.
No, not really, just stating the obvious. I suppose you would've said those things be it directly, or it would have been contextual to some degree. Either way, it would have been said.
Your thoughts?
QOTT:
What do you think Alice2 is going to cook today?
Placing my bets on scallops with lamp sauce.
>i hope she bakes cookies though
>>713637823
Triggered about being triggered
>>713639257
>>713639224
>>713639193
>>713639206
he's got a faggy car and a homely looking girl he's proud of too
>>713639345
>lamp sauce
>>713637823
this is what we call cancer
>>713639206
>can't grow facial hair
Yeah cause, I didn't just shave and it started growing back or anything. That's the cumulative effort of my entire lifetime of growing facial hair. Yep you nailed it.
>calls me beta
>my human gf is 20x hotter than his make believe girlfriend who be if she were real
>implying your cartoon wife would even go near your neckbeard ass if she were real
>>713639345
Hi Kurome!!!
>>713639405
No dying
>>713639420
>lamp
lamb*
>>713639500
Haii
>>713637263
It'd be worth it I think.. maybe.
Still RS'ing?
>>713637692
I wish. I don't even want anything for Christmas except to get the family back together, but thats never going to happen again.
>>713639345
I want Alice2 to cook me up warm cookeis and tell me everything will be alright..
Virginity Defense Force
>>713639482
she's pretty fugly m8
>>713639482
One of the posters here is diabetic
>>713639345
Ah, there's those threads too. When's one starting?
>>713639426
No but these new red emblems I created are.
>>713639610
Not currently, I can hop on though
>I should probably make some cannonballs
>>713639591
I'm so nervous for tomorrow.
I still have to print it out and it's going to be so awkward
>>713639332
>>713639482
Really? No comment on how I didn't deny being an autistic manchild? I noticed it before you, and allegedly I'm autistic.
>inb4 beta cuck immediately starts typing about something I practically told him about.
>>713639332
Can you re word this when you aren't so frustrated? Maybe get mom to come change your size 42 adult diaper and get back to me, you just went full retard
>>713639591
scallops is best with mushroom sauce
>>713639482
Bitch my ass you have a actual gf. If by some chance a dumbass like you has one she probably has some sort of physical deformity. Your like one of those retard white cucks who date the cripple girl because they cant get anything else. Fuck off and go pretend you are worth something.
>>713639764
>call me beta
>is probably older than me and never even felt a vagina before
I mean, I guess Kek
>>713639537
>>713639610
I thibk my brothers buying Mum a '16 Mustang hardtop. Not sure though. I only really need cash.
>>713639614
With chocolate and peanut butter chips.
>>713639650
I have no idea, I always miss them.But I know it's today.
>>713639761
Just say you forgot it. He's going to show his colleagues and make fun of you behind your back.
>>713637823
Back to tumblr with you. :^)
>>713639770
You should find a way to tell Alice.
>>713639911
Why do you want a tree
>>713639822
PHAHAHAHAH being so lonely that you can't believe your big bad bully has a girlfriend while you masturbate to a drawing in a cold dark basement. Go ahead and throw some half ass insults knowing your cartoon wife can't even compare
>>713639921
No he won't...
>>713639916
I think I heard about that earlier on in the year. Time flies when you're having... somewhat fun.
>only really need cash
Boy, don't we all.
>>713639701
Ah well, I was just asking, I was just about to leave anyway, going to have lunch with a friend, I'll see you later I guess, if you haven't fallen asleep. Have a good one Alice.
>>713639921
I wanted to go job hunting tomorrow, but I guess that can wait since I've grown curious of them.
>>713639420
>>713639636
>>713639978
>Homely
I guess?
Though I suppose if we really wanted to bother him, we could photoshop his GF's face on waifus.
>>713640035
Have a good time qt
>>713639978
Eh, I'd keep my waifu over that.
>>713639921
>Just say you forgot it. He's going to show his colleagues and make fun of you behind your back.
God you're bad at this.
>>713639765
Because that was totally unoriginal, I'll just go ahead and tell you what you already should know, you're predictable as fuck.
>inb4 posts same old shit in which he calls me autist, autistic virgin, virgin, etc. To preserve what little remains of own ego
Prove me wrong.
Go ahead.prove me right
>>713639972
i should find a way to find a place around here that actually sells decent scallops
>>713640109
I like the way you think
>>713639921
That's what I'm worried about but I can't just ignore it
I really do want to get better
>>713640193
Dude I can tell by how serious you are you are severely autistic, Imma leave you alone before you pull the next columbine Kek
>>713639874
Wow. Just as I expected, you didn't take the bait and tried to prove me wrong
>but muh ego
Come back when you're a little more surprising.
>>713639640
Thats not even a diabetes pen you spastic. Cant even give him dirt on me correctly.
>he thinks he's married a cartoon
>he defends his virginity festival thread as if it were the only thing in his life
>Mfw it's the only thing in his life
>>713640029
Just kidding.
>>713640088
I think her thread starts in 15mins. What job are you looking to apply for?
>>713640191
I'm only joking.
>>713640215
Its always good to get them during the fall season in a seafood restaurant next to the beach. Anywhere else and you're just asking for trouble, or bad food.
>>713640216
I was only kidding, he'll get in big trouble if he told anyone.
>>713640425
I can tell you're one bully away from your mom finding you in a puddle of over dose vomit so Imma let you chill with the other man babies and pretend you're married to a drawing of a 10 year old who wouldn't go near you if she were real
>>713640594
there's no beaches in minnesota and we have no decent seafood, which is sad, because i love seafood
>>713640321
Meh, close enough. I guess you're just not better than me since now you're running away and pissing yourself like the little bitch you are.
Prove me right.
>>713640658
>overdose vomit
From what? This salt Im seeing?
PSA
I'm offering $30 to anyone who can erotic RP with me and make it a good one
Looking for real quality and someone who is willing to follow directions
RP will probably be between 1-2 hours, all depends on how fast we go
I do it over Discord or Skype
Send me a message on Kik if interested, my handle is ClawsFisher
Pic very related
>>713640321
>>713640759
How do you live..
>>713640822
You're calling me a bitch but you haven't left the basement in years Kek
>>713640930
in constant despair and on lake fish
btw, pike tastes like ass
>Sweet corn grin
>Wonderful singing voice
>Built his own house
>Employs hundreds of dung beetles
How can you not love him?
>>713640822
>pissing myself
Yeah I'm scared of a fat man child who has never seen a vagina before and would try to pull a katana on me if we ever fought. This is too funny
>>713640594
I have no idea. I'll be fine with anything I can do that makes me money.
I'll keep an eye on them.
