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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>713632435

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Sameji claim'd
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>>713641236
THE FIRST WAIFU

THE BEST WAIFU
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still here


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>>713640844
why here?
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I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up 4chan. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1
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Sonokawa Momoka.
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>>713641044
Do you plan on staying in minnesota forever?

>>713641186
I know it's hard, I hope things can get better for everyone.
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kill yourself weeaboo faggot
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I want to kiss her feet
:)
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>>713641341
She strategically maneuvers herself through the maze of piss bottles and shit jugs until she makes it to my desk. I am her precious son, earning so many big boy points I could be on the NASDAQ. She bows before me and presents tonights meal. It isn't what I was expecting, on the tray sits a great value paper plate, adorned with Tostitos Pizza rolls and a red solo cup of Dr. Pepper. Anger swells within me, causing my face to turn red. I twist my cheeto stained neckbeard hair and ponder what her consequence will be for this disappointment. I decide to drop it, as the meal will suffice. I brush a group of roaches off of my monitor and browse the latest Waifu claiming thread, and remind her to leave her credit card so I can order another body pillow to spray my seed upon. I turn around and see her grabbing my beloved Miku pillow, I become overwhelmed with rage, I stand up from my computer chair and begin to approach her. Suddenly, I trip over 2 liter of Mountain Dew that I filled with piss last year, and my fat, unshowered body crashes into the basement floor beneath me. It seemed to happen in slow motion. I hear the "crunch" roaches crushed under my man boobs. I happened to fall in a particular spot where I keep most of my shit jugs and piss bottles. I am completely soaked in old piss and shit
Pt 2
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Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire
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>>713641510
I gaze down upon my body. I am completely naked expect for my adult diaper, the content of which has been emptied onto my thighs and back. My stomach extends forward so much I cannot see my feet, and my man tits so far I can barely see my stomach. I see the layer of shit, piss, and dead roaches as armor, and imagine myself as a hero in one of my favorite animes. I am trying to save my princess, my Miku body pillow mother is trying to capture. I must save her, she is my only instrument to combat my eternal virginity. I charge at mother, and collide with her, sending her crumbling down onto my mattress. She vomits immediately, because she knows she's lying upon millions of her unborn grand children, in the form of my semen absorbed into my buzz lightyear bedsheets. I lay on top of her, burying her face between my shit-covered man breasts. I pull myself away, and laugh as notice some of the dead roaches have stuck to the shit on her face. I reclaim my previous body pillow and kiss her up and down. I then proceed to expose my tiny Phallus and masturbate onto her, as a display of my power should her or my mother rebel against me once more
Pt 3
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>>713640985
>>713641088

Didn't you say you were going to ignore me? I suppose you'd say that to sound tough.

Also, we have been over this. You. Are. Not. Original. You fucking beta cuck.

>Hex Maniac claim
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>>713641341
>>713641510
>>713641577
you go to enormous effort and detail at this shit
so i can't help but think it's an autobiography

>>713641461
I wanna get an engineering degree, dream job would be with lockheed martin in california
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>>713641461
So should I bring it?
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>>713641581
>he thinks I'm scared of a grown man who's never seen a vagina in his life
Kek
>calls me a beta cuck
>has a cartoon wife who is probably a Cum bucket in other drawings
I mean wow this is some serious autism, were you diagnosed?
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>>713641281
bye
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>>713641822
See you later cutie
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>>713641640
Mother retreats upstairs. I squint my eyes and hiss at the sliver of light creeping in from the basement door. I haven't been to the other parts of the house since last Christmas, when mom told me I had to socialize with the family or get my computer taken away. I imagine my house as a video game map, and think the rest of my house as The Unknown Lands. I also like to imagine my room a castle. I haven't been outside since I was 16, which was about 6 years ago. I live in complete darkness, except for my computer screen, which is always displaying the current Waifu claiming thread. Thinking of last Christmas makes me sweat and feel anxious, I never want to leave my castle. I remember walking up the steps. And trying to adjust my eyes to light. Mother made me wear a red Christmas sweater and some sweat pants. I walked into the living room where my normie family members were talking and doing things on their iPhones. I tried to convince them that computers are superior technology and only normies use phones, but they wouldn't listen. My little cousin asked my why I had so many stains on my sweat pants, and I realized these were the ones I masturbated on before mommy bough my first body pillow. I waddled back down to my castle and haven't left since.
Pt 4
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>>713642007
I despise my family of normies, in fact I hate everyone who isn't part of the Waifu community. The only person free of my hatred is my mother. She's taken care of me for the past 22 years, and supplies me with food and diaper changes. It is now 10 pm, and I'm still soaked in my own shit and piss. Whatever, I've smelled worse than this before. I sit down at me desk, brush some roaches away from my mousepad, and refresh the current Waifu thread. Just as i begin to select my image of Miku to claim, I feel something move between my ankles. I see a big rat crawling beneath me. This will make an exquisite gift for my Waifu body pillow. I grab him by the tail, and suffocate him between my man breasts. I then throw him on to my bed, to appease Miku. I can hear mother yelling upstairs, in between sobs and crying. Probably on her normie iPhone talking to one of her newfag friends about me. All of this excitement makes my bowels loose, so I grab the nearest empty 2 liter of soda, remove my size 42 adult diaper, and like my asshole up with the opening. I squeeze out enough pizza roll liquid shit to fill up 1/4 of the container. I place it next to a pile of dead roaches and look back at my computer screen
Pt 5
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>>713641796
you bitch about the waifu threads constantly but you're a member of them
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>>713641461
I wouldn't call them hard, just not optimal. Last time my PDD-NOS got in the way a bit, but things have become slightly more dire since last time, so I have no other choice.
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>>713642095
> best waifu
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>>713641796

Goddammit. Stop being unoriginal. You keep falling back to the same goddamn shtick. It is seriously pissing me off cuck. Just because you feel intimidated by your big bad bully doesn't mean you have to reuse old garbage while crying to your mommy.
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>>713641640
ohh engineering is pretty cool. are you good at the maths?
>>713641718
Absolutely! You want to be as open as possible
>>713642095
E-eehh?
>>713642160
/thread
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>>713642177
>copies my insults he says are getting old
>doesn't know what cuck means
When were you diagnosed with autism and what does your perms virgin brain think a vagina feels like? This oughtta be good
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>>713641953
:heart:
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>Mfw your animated 12 year old wives wouldn't go anywhere near you and your roach infested basements if they were real
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>>713642386
yee, I enjoy aerodynamics, so aerospace engineering is the plan, and I like lockheed martin, so the skunkworks in california would be awesome
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>>713642408
10 bucks says he's googling "what does a vagina feel like", comes back and says it feels like the inside of your mouth. I will lose it
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>>713642408
Bag of sand
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>>713642408
why are you ignoring me? >>713642082
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I can't tell who's worse. The shit poster or the people who keep replying to him.
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>>713642386
How would I present it to him?
I'm pretty sure this is the hardest thing I've had to do
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>>713642095
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>>713642386
PDD-NOS is a type of autism. Most of the time, it's considered milder, but that varies from person to person.

>>713642160
She is.
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Claimed
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>>713642408

Cuck are sad little men who get off by watching their significant other fuck some other guy. I figured you'd know the definition since... well, you know.

I copied your insults because, I admit, I was getting carried away and I thought the irony was too good to pass up. But can you really blame me?

Also. Stop being unoriginal. Seriously. You should be at least somewhat smarter than this.
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>>713642747

Because he hates it when his repetitiveness can't solve something. Must be pissed 24/7
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カラミチーマス
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>>713642926
>he thinks the latest 4chan buzzword applies to everyone wit a girlfriend
>he's older than me and never had a girlfriend
If I'm so unoriginal, why are you replying with such ferocity? When were you diagnosed and what does your permavirgin brain imagine a vagina feels like?
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>>713642612
booo who wants to work in Cali for lockhead

Work on the ISS

>>713642783
I'm nervous as well, he can have me arrested for leading you on or something. Give it to him when he brings it up.

>>713642879
You seem pretty normal to me right now. I'm sure you'll land a job quick.
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Claiming.
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>>713643113
pft, ain't no money in working for nasa, plus lockheed makes some cool shit
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>>713643113
I don't think that will happen and I'd be sure to defend you if something like that happened.
I'm gonna go take a shower and think about this
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>>713643294
What do they make there in general?
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>>713643395
>telling me you're going to take a shower

lewd.
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>being unoriginal is triggering his autistic rage
>the more I do it the closer he is to calling his mom down to the basement to calm him down
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>>713643108

Not everyone with a girlfriend, just the ones with something to prove. Makes me wonder if you're over compensating for something.

And if I really am older than you, then you're obviously younger than 19 years old. Underage cuck.
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>>713643603
That's too fucking cute
>it isn't fair
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>>713643545

So you are doing it on purpose. Nice to know.
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What's the point of having a gf/bf when I love my waifu more than anything? It wouldn't be fair to my 3DPD significant other.
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>>713643585
I'm 19 too. How sad, you never got pussy before and never will. No girl wants a guy who's into this faggy anime shit, or an autistic one at that. When were you diagnosed and what does your eternal Virgin brain imagine a vagina feels like?
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>>713643113
Maybe, maybe not. Only time'll tell if.
>normal
Depends.
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Hi everyone! How's the royal court of autism doing today?
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>>713643108
still ignoring me
is it because you're in denial that you're a member of /waifu/? you come here every day, talk to people, and have been here for a few months
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>>713643795
It's peaking at unbelievable levels
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>>713643795
Can't complain too much. You?
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>>713643773

Nope, you said I was older than you, you lying underage cuck. Tell me your real age.
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>>713643882
Hey, hes ignoring me too.
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>>713643423
in the neighbourhood of 100k+/year, nasa starting around $60k-$70k

>>713643795
never better

>>713643996
i'd never ignore you bb
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>>713643882
In order to be a Waifu claimer I'd have to watch anime. I couldn't identify any of these faggy cartoon characters to save my life. I shit post these threads when I'm bored. I see how frustrated you are that I'm ignoring you so I figured id set off your autistic rage so your No Child Left Behind classroom will suffer tomorrow when you shiy yourself in front of the class because someone on 4chan ignored you, I think I'm gonna ignore you more so that happens so don't bother replying
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>>713643746
Good point.
But, why should I believe you love your waifu? You don't even think she's the best waifu in the thread.
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>>713643904
Big cummies?
>>713643974
Same! Just been playing vidya and bsing with people. I don't think we've met before or maybe we have.
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>>713644055
Cool beans homeslice
>>713644142
Then I doubt you have a job. Daddy just pays for everything and covers for you by getting all your work diverted to him.
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>>713644183
Massive cums. but only for our sizes
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>>713643983
You never told me your age, I was assuming you're older than me. I just turned 19. You do realize that by continually replying to me, you're allowing me to distract you from your virginity defense thread? You're letting me win. Go fuck your body pillow you literal autist. When were you diagnosed and what do you think a vagina feels like? I know you've never felt one so this oughtta be good
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>>713643795
Fine. I'm brewing some tea. Though, ironically, I'm not part of the autism courtyard of autism.
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>>713644055
awesome! have we met before?
>>713644143
Shiro how have you been man? School going well? Fuck the green bay packers this year im to depreseed to watch foots ball anymore.
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>they keep replying to me
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>>713644371
>ironically
That's not what that word means
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>>713644260
the coolest

>>713644432
I haven't been around in months, busy being depressed and whatnot
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>>713643782
I think I read somewhere about all humans having some form of autism, so we're probably all normal in a way.

>>713644055
Oh sorry, I meant what do that create in Lockhead?

>>713644143
Sure a supermodel is famous and has a high-paying job and she's beautiful with a wonderful personality, but that doesn't mean I love her.

My waifu is so much more.
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>>713644285
So you just turned 19? Fucking kek. I turn 20 in august.

And yes, I realize you're distracting me. But ever since you've started replying to me, the amount of shitposting has gone down considerably. So no. It's not a victory for you, it's a tie between the two of us.

>mfw you immediately pick up from where you left off once you read this post
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>>713644739
>my waifu is so much more
Virgin detected
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>>713644142
>In order to be a Waifu claimer I'd have to watch anime
nah, plenty of vidya waifus
>I couldn't identify any of these faggy cartoon characters to save my life
doesn't have to do with you being a member of the community
>I shit post these threads when I'm bored
you still post in these threads. isn't there more productive things to do? ironic coming from me i know, but you have a girlfriend and stuff. go take her out on a date. go see family
> I see how frustrated you are that I'm ignoring you
respectable people don't ignore others
>>713644446
dude lmao (you)'s
you want people to reply to you, that's why you're posting on the internet
i know for damn sure i wouldn't be sharing my thoughts if people wouldn't reply to me
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>>713644545
Google defines it as "in reference to a paradoxical, unexpected, or coincidental situation" which cover my usage.
Unless you're talking about actual situational irony, of which I have some knowledge of, but not any that I can recall.
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>>713644885
>he wasted his time replying to me
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>>713644739
I don't follow your analogy.
You were in agreement to someone saying '>best waifu' while replying to Rei. You should think your waifu is inferior to no one.
>>713644432
I've been doing fine enough. School's going fine too. Passing all my classes.
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>>713644808
>>713645178

So now you ignore me?
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>>713644808
You're slightly older than me but I've gotten more pussy in high school than you'll ever get in your entire life. Fucking Kek, I'm going drink some cough syrup and fuck my gf, make sure to wipe your monitor down after you rub your tiny ass dick over it and bust a nut to your cartoon bride you fuckin virgin
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>>713645281
Sure she's best waifu, but I'm not in love with her
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>>713645178
good job
you actually can't think of anything useful to say
Don't reply to me or my posts ever again.
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>>713644183
Probably not. I usually stick my head in /b/ like, once a month or so, and I don't always hit these threads up. Busy with some code tonight, but I felt like a little diversion would be nice so here I am.
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>>713645400

Same old shit. Though it seems like I struck a nerve. But that can't be it. After all, you're the one saying you're better than us, there's no way that can't (not) be true.
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>>713645473
Ok I'm back and I made a decision
I'm going to show him the collage and the chat logs so I don't have to explain it all to him
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>>713644739
kek, my bad; they build and design airplanes and missiles and satellites and whatnot for the US

>>713645911
10/10 pic swap
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>>713646100
I don't know why that shows up like that
Is there something wrong with my picture?
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>>713645473
>You should think your waifu is inferior to no one.
Your waifu is better and more important than everyone else in the world because you love her. So to indirectly say she's not the best waifu in the thread is odd. You shouldn't think she's inferior.
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>>713646241
It's a cartoon character
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>>713646404
didn't know that was possible...
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>>713646542
I hope your Waifu gets raped by German Shepard and dies. You need to grow out of this dating a cartoon character phase and get a real girlfriend
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Well, I think the shitposter got mad and left. Brb, I got stuff to do.
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>>713646682
>raped by German Shepard
Femshep or Male Shepard?
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>>713646542
happens now and again

>>713646682
>i hope your cartoon character gets raped by an irl doge
wat
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>>713645911
I really hope everything goes well, I'm rooting for you. I have this awkward and uneasy feeling about it though. I don't know if I'm paranoid.
>>713646100
Do you have a passion for that kind of hard work?
>>713646241
My waifu is a heartless murderer and she's on drugs and she eats cookies all day.
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>>713646682

Goddammit. Brb anyway.
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>>713646329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axtfB7QPTiw
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>>713646900
Why would you be paranoid?
I'll be fine afterwards just going to be a hard appointment
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>>713646900
I have a passion for maths, design, and designing planes to bomb the browns
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Sorry for the late reply i needed to go pick up some takeout.

Anyone playing Final Fantasy 15? i'm a couple hours into it. Pretty badass!

>>713644371
How is your day going have we met? i know there was a couple diffrent rei claimers but not with your trip. I prefer coffee myself but maybe i just havent found a tea i like.
>>713644705
That sucks? like just bummed out? I was in a slump for awhile then started playing games and hanging out in the thread kinda pulled me out of it. But i mean we all have our own paths to escape deression.

>>713645281
That's good man! almost ready for chirstmas break then you can get your santa gifts! a year supply of tendies!

>>713645575
Yeah, nice to have something to bounce back and forth to when doing boring work. Who is that your posting? she looks cool.
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>>713645911
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>>713646682
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>>713646900
I don't think you understand what I'm saying. Oh well.
>>713647073
I'm happy Christmas break is soon.
Shino... did you just say a year supply of tendies?
Holy shit. I am forever grateful.
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Battle WAIFU!
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>>713647571
dragon age?
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Good bye-bye, thread.

>>713647025
I don't know why, it's weird. I just don't want him to pull us apart.
>>713647041
That's awesome, you have a lot of ambition and potential with passion alone. You're going to be on the ISS in no time.
>>713647073
Yuno, dig my eyes with a spoon and feed them to me.
>>713647462
Lol it's love. I love her. She isn't a good person like Rei, but I love her, I don't love Rei.
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>>713647667
I'm not sure if that's where the pictures from but it was tagged D&D cleric when I found it
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>>713647073
I can't into any FF after 8

and depressed enough to stop being on the internet and stop talking to pretty much everyone, still not great, but much better than i was

>>713647125
kek'd

>>713647749
i'm gunna design my own iss
with blackjack
and hookers
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>>713647073
Kanaya Maryam, from the webcomic/webcartoon Homestuck. Opinions on the work tend to be very extreme in one way or the other, but I love it (and her, of course)
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yoU fuCKING FAGGOTS, ISIS IS COMING

WAKE UP
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>>713647749
You love her, therefore she is better. That's what I am saying.
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>>713648012
they better think twice before taking my waifu away
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>>713647931
oh well the green light in her hand made me think dragon age but its fine if im wrong
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>>713648155
THEY WILL TAKE ALL YOUR WAIFUS AND MAKE YOU MARRY A FAT MUSLIM
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>>713647749
He wont
Nobody will
They can't
Bye
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I started crying at work today
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>>713648284
Why?
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>>713648232
over my dead body!
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>>713648284
Pussy much?
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>>713648284
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>>713648363
THATS WHAT THEY WANT NIGGA, YOU FUCKING WEABOOS ARE DOOOOMED
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>>713648232
Good luck with that.
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>>713648460
They can come and try to take her away, I'll pump 16 hollow points in their head
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>>713648629
>>713648571
MY DICK IS HARD
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>>713648629
Are they threatening my goddess?
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>>713647462
I had some nuggets today. Was pretty lit.
>>713647749
I'm not yuno but will relay the message.
>>713647942
The new one is pretttyyyyyyyy keeewwwlllll man
Well im glad your feeling better.
>>713647946
Shes very cool I dig man! Im gonna look it up. What are you coding?

>>713648284
Nigger fuck you, You wanna catch these hands.
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>>713648752
American waifu should have black hair, and European should have blonde.

>>713648798
Yes! Don't let them dump their worthless Muslim cum in her pussy!
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>>713648798
The waifu can fight with her personal IS, I think I'll be alright.
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>>713649014
IDK ANYMORE
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Claym
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>>713648353
because I still haven't left these shit threads
>>713648413
I like pussy much
>>713648450
me too little one :(
>>713648852
you wanna catch this dick :o
>>713649159
clam
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>You will never fuck the Sex Maniac
Why even live
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QOTT:
Do you eat dinner with your family or by yourself?
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>>713649220
There's an obvious answer to this question, if you didn't claim a gun.
>>713648852
Yea dude.
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>>713649220
sex maniac?
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>>713649220

One day we will have the technology.

Until then we can only hope she doesn't go full yandere when we do.
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>>713649443
I live alone

but when I was growing up we all ate alone in our rooms

I don't trust people who have family dinners
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>>713648852
really? it looked pretty rough
yea, me too, gets pretty repetitive

>>713649443
oh, i live by myself now, i don't got parents no more
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>>713649443
Hell no I eat dinner with my waifu
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>>713649214
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Shit poster here ask me anything, not here to be mean
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>>713649873
why is your face so fuck ugly?
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>>713649922
It must not be, let's compare signicficant others.
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>>713649748
you already got it :o
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>>713649873
Why does happiness seem an unobtainable goal?
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>>713649873

Why are you here then?
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>>713649873
Short or long haired girls? Do you like their hair dyed? And chest preference?
>apologies for three questions
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>>713649873
Can you tell my why life is an unending continuation of misery and suffering
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>>713649443
With family.
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>>713650112
where is this one from?
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>>713650078
:o
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>>713649443
by myself usually
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>>713648852
Helping a friend with a school project to create their own bash-style shell. Currently debugging a wonky whitespace trim function.
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>>713650096
Are you taking medication? I use to take medication for ADHD and depression, shit makes you insanely depressed so I stopped taking all that and now I'm happy af
>>713650112
It's raining so the bonfire I was gonna have with my friends got canceled so I'm drinking all the alcohol I bought for us and watching the Simpsons

Not directed at you but just saying I'm not here to be a dick but if you throw shade at me I will dismantle your argument
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>>713650357

Don't know.

>running out of images to use
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>>713650096
Because you still think of it as a goal to be obtained. Let this idea go. Acquire a waifu, set small goals for yourself, and the happiness will come naturally. It won't happen if you try to chase it down.
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>>713650511
Im sure theres more inages. Check Danbooru or Gelbooru.
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>>713650360
who is your waifu? :o

I don't watch anime anymore
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>>713650161
My girlfriend is the best I could ask for
>>713650170
It depends. What kind of upbringing do you come from? Mine is very messy and dysfunctional, yet I feel happy and things have been going well for me ever since I graudated high school. I have more money than all of my friends and a stable relationship. But I also pray every day. I use to think I didn't believe in God until I really needed him, and ever since I started praying things got way better. Might sound faggy to some of these edgy 4channers but give it a try. I'm not even a religious person I smoke and drink every day and curse like a sailor and fuck like a nympho because I believe God is cool and isn't a dictator.
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>>713650422

Hey, I don't care as long you're not here to be a dick. I won't talk shit if you don't talk shit. Simple as that.
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>>713650773
she looks like a chimp
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>>713650773
I was raised in a stable household growing up with no friend and dealt with mental illness since my earliest memory. A religious household, I used to pray daily but every time I needed it badly, nothing amounted from it. Nothing has ever gone right for me, only around me
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>>713650773
I would've guessed, but it never hurts to ask
>I'm not christian, but I believe in Buddha.
>no, not the fat guy. That is a misconception.
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>>713650626
There's merit to this. Life is about simply living, not dedicating yourself to maintaining a self image for others.

No one was put here solely to satisfy the expectations of others. You simply are. Do, feel, and seek purpose for your own sake.
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Well. This is a big difference to yesterday. So dead.
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>>713650702

Already on it, already got a few.
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>>713651231
All the shitposters from yesterday aren't around. Just Shitposter-kun
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>>713650883
That's not a girl. I love how people like to act racist on here but they're the same people who roll their windows up and make sure the doors are locked when they driving through a black neighborhood. Y'all wouldn't say shit face to face or in public and you know it's true. Internet clan member but real life edge lord, come on man. What's funny is that's my only friends that watches anime
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>>713651231
better than shitposting to shit

>>713651289
eyebrow-kun**
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>>713650733
Mouko. Not my waifu, I'm just messing around to chill out and distract myself from something.
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>>713651365
White
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>>713651327
pretty sure locking your doors in a black neighborhood makes you racist asshat
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>>713651345
You can try to insult my appearances all you want, but it's all in vain until you post a pic of yourself, come on man lets see how we compare
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>>713651526
I'm a figment of your imagination
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>>713651424
White?
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>>713651521
It means you're scared of them. You wouldn't say anything racist to them, you're just sitting in a dark bedroom typing racist shit on to seem edgy. In reality youd keep your mouth shut and avoid that ass whooping
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>>713651643
>which do you want?
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>>713651677
you seem to enjoy that nigger's cock
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>>713650800
>>713651526

Thoughts?
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>>713651591
Perfect way to avoid revealing that you're pic related trying to cast your judgment on me
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>>713651688
I-I WASN'T ASKING YOU
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>>713651756
What?
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>>713651870
Okay, sorry
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>>713651849
no, i just don't enjoy breaking my anonymity so people can't throw my life back in my face
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>>713651753
You're insulting the only person I know that watches anime and wouldn't be mean to you guys, that's what makes this ironic
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>>713651239
Cool beans. Keep it up.
>>713651289
At work as well. I actually left on time.

Leaving work. Back in 30-40.
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>>713651931

I won't talk shit if you won't talk shit. Simple as that.
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so who is your waifu, mako? :o
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>Caught 3 bans that weren't mine, and two that were
Lmao, janitors on /tg/ are gay
>>713649443
I live alone, so I eat alone.
>>713649445
?
>>713649476
Hex Maniac
>>713649530
>Those delicious thighs
UNF
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>>713653117
oh ok.
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Mikasa Ackerman claimed
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Im bored
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>>713653764
Mikasa!
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>>713651677
It's not racist to lock your doors driving through a black neighborhood. bet you do it too.
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>>713653764
my house
>>713653853
masturbate :o
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>>713653853
Hi bored. Whatcha filming?
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>>713653764
Hey Mikasa
>>713653853
Post your dick
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>>713653960
No, because I hang out with black people and go to their houses so I know their families. You must be a friendless loser
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>>713653926
Haruhi!
I missed you!
>>713654215
Hey, Galil
What's up?
>>713654012
no my house
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>>713654446
>>713654446
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