Waifu claiming thread.
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>>713516744
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Sameji claim'd
Haruhi
Is Mikasa here?
Sachii I'm lonely
Here
>>713526669
Still over me, just above complete with this paper. Yourself?
elitism is good
Tali's wife looks like a fucking dude kek
>>713526643
Pretty much the same. Just a chill day
>>713526887
so am i
>>713526900
i agree
>>713526900
Then stop avatarfaging Kirino.
>>713526994
thicc is also good
>>713526998
yes
>>713527049
we're just getting shitposted anyway, it's not like it matters at the moment
Hello Black Sperm
Sachii why did Yuno leave
>>713526902
Being so mad one of us is normal you have to desperately grasp at false insults to justify that you are a legit piece of shit as a human bean.
>wew
>>713526832
I'll be sad when this vocaroo stops working
>>713527049
avatarfagging is best fagging
Nui's mine.
Goofy-chan's all mine
>>713527152
megumi is pretty thicc for a middle schooler
>>713527274
Best girl
>>713526891
Nice. Get that thing done and out the way. A quiet day at work got busy near the end, so I'm relaxing now since tomorrow will be somewhat hectic.
>>713526893
Hey Akame, good to see you made it back from work+freezing weather.
>>713526920
Looks like it's a bit lively tonight.
>>713527274
why
>>713527294
god damn
>>713527294
You too Mugi.
If Miku shows up tell Homura I said hi.
>>713527369
Hey how's it going
>>713527383
Goofy-chan isn't like your shit waifus. She's God-tier to the fucking max.
>these bitches ain't shit
I'm beginning to feel like mom's spaghetti mom's spaghetti, mom's spaghetti mom's spaghetti
All my people from mom's spaghetti to mom's spaghetti nod, mom's spaghetti nod
Now who thinks their mom's spaghetti are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like mom's spaghetti, so call me mom's spaghettibot
But for me to rap like a mom's spaghetti must be in my genes
I got mom's spaghetti in my back pocket
My mom's spaghetti'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a mom's spaghetti from mom's spaghetti
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since mom's spaghetti was still in office
With mom's spaghetti feeling on his mom's spaghetti
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all mom's spaghetti syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy mom's spaghetti
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack mom's spaghetti, yep, yackidy-yac
The exact same time I attempt mom's spaghetti acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of mom's spaghetti and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to mom's spaghetti after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop mom's spaghetti, feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period, here's mom's spaghetti
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
Lonely fucking virgins wishing they weren't so fat and ugly so they could feel the warmth of a living breathing female in their cold basements
>>713527383
thicc
>>713527447
Alright
>>713527538
Senpai noticed me
>>713527561
Twice
>>713527369
True that
>>713526920
I worked a few hours today but worked it out with a coworker for her to cover the rest of the shift so I could come home and work on this paper
>>713527369
Same, my shift started kinda quiet, then got super busy towards the end. I was trying to work on the paper, but customers prevented me from doing so.
When the tale tubby poster shows up to spam with me, all you man babies go cry to your moms and shit your adult diapers
Post legs
>>713527667
It's Black Sperm from One Punch Man
>>713527369
hi houkie. It was pretty safe in my area after all. Still, it won't prevent people from driving at half the speed limit..
>>713527463
goodnight
>>713527658
>customers
And y'all call me poor
hi hand
>>713527667
>this guy is awfully fixated on diapers
>>713527740
>these threads in one pic
>>713527658
>paper
Man I do not miss English classes or any class that required writing for that matter.
>>713527689
Dem legs
>>713527793
Pretty sure it's his fetish
>>713527793
Definitely a fetish thing.
Anime is fucking trash
>>713527865
Your fetish is emo dudes who dress like a high school gothic kid despite Las Vegas heat. What a fucking faggot
>>713527865
>>713527927
yea, i'm getting that vibe too
>>713527865
It's for statistics. We were working on a term project and have to do a write up of our findings and present them to the class on friday.
>>713527957
>More mad buthurt
>>713527514
Pretty good, another relaxing evening here. Everything good at your end? (Or about as well as can be expected?)
>>713527658
I know that feeling all too well. You're ready to get some things taken care of and then all of the phones and emails are going off at the same time.
Did a presentation this morning and then it was relatively quiet in the middle, and then we received a cluster of complaints from customers for one particular establishment. I couldn't be arsed to deal with it at the end of the day though, so it'll be on the list of stuff to do in the morning.
>>713528064
Were you here earlier for the conversation?
guise im leabing hehe xd !!!
*wall of text*
>>713527995
Yeah fuck all that tbh. I like numbers and projects.
>>713528155
>Pale, fragile hand that's never felt a vagina before
>gaming keyboard
>dark basement
Yep, y'all are exactly the stereotypes you like to deny
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>713528319
funny thing is, this person was a huge faggot that was thirsty to get fucked in the ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozp9817MLKo
:)
why hand
>>713528481
because hes a sadboi
>>713527713
Glad to hear that. The trend down here for drivers in bad weather is to drive the opposite of normal habits. Old people decide to go too damned fast in the rain, while speed demons and rear wheel vehicles crawl along like snails. Then a semi comes along minding it's own business before it gets cut off by someone spinning out.
>>713527865
Papers and such are much better when you're getting paid for them. But even then they still suck.
>>713527689
Legs you say?
>>713528154
Nope, but it's up to you if you want to fill me in on it or not. I'm more than content to just small talk though.
Post the same 5 pictures over and over for every thread.
"It's not my fault google has no pics of my waifu"
>>713528642
who are you quoting
>>713528171
I do too, but I hate doing write ups
>>713528609
>>713528642
Don't u ever ever fucken send me any thing like this again. U r so ignored. U will be so sorry one day. But u don't even know it yet. That pride of yours u think u know everything but u know shit. Your have really pissed me off. One day u will say. Wow Mom was right but it will be to late for u then. Fucken no all. I will not help u with ur hair or anything else so done ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to throw u out off my property. You r the most disrespectful little bitch I know. Don't ever disrespect my 'Lord' to me again. U and Chris will be able to talk to each other in Hell.
>>713528557
Well I saw my therapist today and he wants to give me medication (for what Kurome believes is dependent personality disorder). He wants to meet me again thursday to see my collage I made. (People here told me to tell him about it if I wanted to get better)
Sachiko Fujinuma for them DSL's
>>713528951
Damn nerve gas.
i love you sachi
>>713528557
Yeah the ricers actually act smarter here too. I decided I would just follow a semi because I get a bit too used to taking exits like a madman whenever I put my summer tires in Spring.
>>713526832
Sorry I am jumping in and out of being asleep.
>>713528778
That was the right thing to do seeing how they'll need to know everything in order to make the right diagnosis and help treat the root cause. Sounds like you have some support here too, which is always a good thing.
>>713529138
I'm the sort who just moves along in traffic. I know the city without need for GPS or maps, so I just get in a lane where I know I'll have to make the least amount of changes and just slide along. I get there when I get there, while I continually pass the impatient and angry drivers who went around me earlier. The extra stress and dodging assassination attempts from fellow aggressive drivers isn't worth it to me.
>>713529520
Yeah but it's not going to be easy to bring that in there to him. How am I going to explain that?
