Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713477994
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Sameji claim'd
>>713516744
Your claim is 3D. This thread is invalid.
Black Eye claimed.
>>713516282 (Red Eye)
Hurry, onee-san, I'm losing my miiind
>>713516744
Some advice
Hold down and open image
Or view original image.
Ends up being bigger and you avoid the REEEEEEEEEE.
>>713516827
>>713515825
Its been a slow, sleepy day again.
Maybe some extra sleep tonight, maybe.
カラミチーマス
still here
>>713516883
hello my dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hMqk4Fnttw
>>713517338
we all are
Claim
>>713516959
Does he get a REEEEEEdo on that?
>>713517393
G-good morning, general. I'm not Ibuki Mioda, I'm new.
>>713517149
justarandomquestionirhoufhrof.Yuiisautisticisn'tshe?.jpg
>>713517420
not always true
*Dabs*
>>713516883
I got you someone special to talk while they're cooking
claim
>>713517828
How can I focus on what they're saying while going through drug withdrawal symptoms??
>>713517760
close enough
>>713517620
I was told a legit kurome claimer was in town
>>713517694
>>713517993
maybe that someone special could freeze you solid while you're waiting?
>>713518044
Why are you looking at me like that....?
>>713518209
how will I breathe!
>>713518421
you and seryu where always very pretty
>>713518656
I'm prettier.
>>713518748
you have a discord pretty lady?
>inb4 muh b
>>713518986
muh b
I used to, but not anymore..
>>713518116
ohisee.jpg
>>713518138
nice
>>713518044
no just another avatarfag move along
QOTT: What would be the first thing you would do with your waifu if she became 3d?
>>713519390
Spill spaghetti
How does it feel man babies?
>>713519494
This. But I believe I'd be able to make it up somehow.
>>713519494
spill spaghetti with your waifu? :o
>>713519390
Take her to see our memorials to the honored war dead.
How many more do you think I can get?!
>>713517966
>Not using the right filename.
Try a little harder next time, won't you?
>>713519516
I dunno. How did they feel?
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/693914768
>>713519516
She isn't my waifu, so I don't really care
>>713519639
I have no redeeming qualities, so I couldn't
>>713519674
My autism would kick in and I'd spill a shit load of spaghetti if I saw her
>>713519822
Kek
Where did my General go?
>>713519822
Damn, people really fell for that?
>>713519516
What would your girlfriend think if she knew what you used these pictures for?
>assuming this is you and your gf
>>713518421
They're ready
>>713519390
Hug her.
>
>>713519390
this >>713519494
I'd be too scared to talk to her.
SOMEONE HELP MY CAT IS STUCK IN THE TREE
>>713519193
Sorry I took so long to reply it kept crashing. We ended up just wandering around
>>713520017
She does know, she thinks it's funny. Go back to fantasizing about doing things with your cartoon wives while I actually do it with my gf kek
>>713520074
fire department?
>>713520074
Steal the branch
>>713520074
light the tree on fire
>>713520203
you seriously have to do something about those eyebrows, they creep me out
>>713520017
shove one in my mouth, onee-chan
>>713519390
does she just like kinda pop into existence when I wake up or something? do i wake up and she's sleeping next to me or something? if so, probably a hug and a kiss on the forehead
>>713520203
Do you shitpost togethe
r>>713520290
I hear he has a lot of experience with stealing
>>713519390
Probably run away
>>713520074
Shoot it down
>>713520433
Oh yea, this.
>>713520203
Does she?
>>713519877
real dukes don't spill spaghetti
>>713520433
eh sure lets go with that
when you wake up tomorrow she's suddenly there
>>713520291
They can't be that bad, I'm laying here watching tv with my human girlfriend while you circle jerk with a bunch of greasy man children over cartoons. My sides
>>713520296
I'll spoon feed them to you. general should be back soon.
>>713520203
does she know you are a fag though? shouldn't keep secrets.
>>713520296
make a disc account and be with me kurome
Rate me
>>713520840
The damage control is getting this weak? I guess you feel defeated knowing I'm not a pathetic autist like the rest of you
>>713520955
Have you met Edgedeath before?
>>713520942
>must be pic related
>>>/a/
>>713520176
I was wondering where you were! It looks like it's time for me to go to work now (I work nights) so I'll see you tomorrow. rest well, Haruhi.
>>713520677
>nom!
thank you onee-san, i love you!
I have to go for the night, sorry...
>>713520840
N-no, I can't! I'm sorry, bye now
>>713520658
>when you wake up tomorrow she's suddenly there
I think about that every night. Maybe it'll happen.
There shouldn't really be any spaghetti spillage if she's asleep.
>>713521041
hey thats moderately creepy
>>713521206
hopefully it will eventually
>>713521206
I suppose this. I have time to get composed, then I can have the spaghetti on a plate, sort of neater
>>713521321
alice a cute
>>713521074
bye kurome ill try and show up in thread for you from time too time!
>>713521290
what did you call me?
Bunch of virgins discussing what they would do with a cartoon character. Feels good having a real girlfriend. You guys do realize if your "waifus" were real, they wouldn't go anywhere near you or your roach infested basements right? Go ahead and damage control and insult me because you know I'm better off than you faggots.
>>713521074
You're welcome~ have fun at work
>>713521423
most people in this thread look just like you or me, just average people you'd see on the street.
>>713521388
go back to one of the newfag discords and don't come back thanks
>>713521378
Agreed
>>713521423
cause i haven't heard that one before... smh
>>713521595
alice a bunny
>>713521594
He should go back to Ruby's, I heard he liked it there
Claimed.
>>713521595
would drain my balls inside her/10
>>713521594
but I wanted too talk with the veteran oldfags like yourself
>>713521592
Except my girlfriend isn't filled with cotton
>>713521663
Bun bun
>tfw you will never be the bishop of autism
>>713521754
I don't even have one of those :(
>>713521423
those fucking eyebrows, i can't get over this
>>713521696
the one with all the drama?
>>713521743
sorry im too elite
>>713521819
rabbit :o
>>713521908
The hugbox
>>713521908
Rabbot
>>713521860
Why live?
>>713521423
i know you're better than me
>>713521754
you do realise that you use the most generic stereotype ever created right?
bodypillows are fucking weird.
Mine.
>>713522063
You mean this Mine?
>>713521967
this is the hugbox you newfig
>>713521906
Must not be that bad, I'm not dating a fucking cartoon character. Go waddle across the basement floor and clean up the piss bottles before mommy takes your body pillow away you fat fuck
>>713522221
so fucking close
good bye waifu your welcome for blessing you with my autistic presence!
>>713522006
I have one but im weird
>>713522006
Oh really? One of you autist had 14 of them. Here's the pic I toon from him
>>713522325
me too thanks
>>713522387
yes. one. one of many people.
>>713522221
>off by 1
I heard it was even worse there, it's a frightening thought
>>713522242
You might want this image too, courtesy of Captcha
>>713522513
Actually, confirmed 3
>>713522473
>>713522325
>>713522242
she's got weird eyebrows too tho
>>713522387
>>713522585
you sure put a lot of effort into this 'trolling'
>>713522585
>not understanding sarcasm
whos the real autist
>>713521703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTZuk6vommk
>>713521290
An individual can hope.
>>713522192
One day. But that day is not today.
>>713522585
How hard are you trying right now?
>>713522661
Honestly her eyebrows trigger me more than his.
ITT:
a shitposter that comes here to bait, but gets baited and still thinks he comes out on top
>>713522661
She's got weird eyebrows? I'd love to see how your girlfr- wait never mind
>>713522670
>not understanding shitposting
Ehh..ill let you sit on this one
>>>713522751
Not as hard as you virgins are to imagine doing things with a cartoon that I actually can do
>>713522823
Let's see your girlfr- wait nevermind
>>713523014
you realise most people here just post their favorite character out of a show, right?
>>713523014
>o-oh im just shitposting
>le backpeddle
im laughing at how bad you are at this
>>713522983
Actually I do come out on top. I'm laying in bed with my gf while y'all wish you could do that with your cartoon wives. But on another note, the fact that you autists are replying to me in the first place, allowing me to distract you from whatever autism goes on here, means that I've achieved the goal of shit posting. You win how?
>>713520270
>>713520535
He's down now, he almost fell and got hurt, poor baby
>>713520290
>>713520291
No fuck you two
>>713523278
we win because you spend so much time writing that.
>>713523229
I'm laughing at how lonely you virgins are
>being so outrageously autistic that you've convinced yourself there a "right" way to shit post on the Internet
>>713523413
>being this buttmad that you type out paragraphs to prove how desperate you are
>>713516959
I would have cared more if literally no one was not making a new thread.
>>713516877
Someone hasn't learned what dimensions are. She just has really good animation. Only 2D tho.
>>713523413
True, shit is shit is shit.
>>713523090
fuck... I.. y-you really got me BushyBrows-kun
>>713523278
try harder, eyebrow-kun
>>713523384
ohshit, you were serious?
>>713523482
>desperate
>"I would be too nervous to talk to my cartoon wife if she were real"
Kek, y'all are on full damage control now that you know your big bad bully isn't a lonely Virgin like you basement dwellers
>>713523384
its a cat they can fall pretty far right?
>>713523636
>tl;dr
>somethingsomething virgin something something damage control buzzwords
>>713523636
But m8 I'm married plus having threesomes. Your argument is invalid.
>>713523645
They also do that weird thing where they right themselves before landing.
>>713523733
>lying on the Internet
Make sure you pick up all the piss jugs man baby
>>713523879
I've posted pics and everything m8
Are there avatarfags here Yuno
>>713523800
something about hair in their ears. i dont know.
>>713523960
It's a waifu thread
>there's always avatar fags here
I'm pretty sure this counts as 2D
>>713523929
>m8
I can already tell you're a 15 year old band kid who's one bully away from the next columbine
Yuno, did you become Tali
>>713524061
I couldn't like Skullgirls no matter how hard I tried
Cut me tali
Yuno why did you downgrade
>>713524143
Couldn't be farther off, but keep trying. It's fun watching you fail so hard.
>>713523636
You've become a stale meme at this point. Not a stale meme from the current year, we're talking full-on 2004 staleness.
But I suppose that's a good thing. You'll know what I mean when I say that your additional pylon is inert.
Oh yeah. I went there.
>>713524189
Magic
>YFW tali's wife looks like a fucking transgender emo witch
eat me kaneki
>>713524321
Should probably die or somepoint as well, but I'm getting there
Yuno, when did you go to Vegas
>>713524444
Chequed
>>713524452
10/10 english
at*
>>713524265
Post a pic of yourself like I have.
>quickly switches tabs and googles "hot guy with 6 pack"
Yuno, why didn't you come see me on your way back
I'm making queso now because I need something to calm my nerves
>>713523564
Yes I was serious why would I lie about my cat?
>>713523645
I wouldn't trust him to fall more than 10 feet or so, and I have a pile of broken glass right underneath the tree (AKA, directly where he would fall).
>>713524280
always and forever
>>713524596
>want to calm my nevers
>eats a bunch of fucking cheese
You autists really have fucked up diets don't you?
>>713524658
pylo
>>713524658
This is cool
>>713524547
Nah no 6 pack I'm pretty average tbh. I'll post pic in a second when my image shrinking program downloads. I'm on mobile atm.
>>713524280
>>713524707
I'm talking to you.
yuno what did daddy do with mommy?
Yuno am I pretty
tfw no cripple gf
>>713524842
Nice try. I'm on mobile too, you don't have to do that. You can literally select "take a photo" and post it. I already know whatever you post isn't gonna be you know lol, this oughtta be good
>>713524596
why? i think they are meant to be able to
>>713524658
that is cool
>>713524967
KAIHOUUU!!
>>713524596
idk, i thought you were saying hello
>>713524707
that unemployment dry up yet?
power up my life
>>713524995
Are you on a galaxy nigga. Shits to big when you take it with the camera
>>713524707
It's a treat, as in, I don't eat this all the time. I usually eat pretty healthy and
excersize regularly. What's your excuse?
>>713524910
I'm not Yuno, but no.
>>713525013
Because he is a house cat and he is dumb. Really, really dumb.
>>713525093
Yeah I am. Can't wait to see what you post knowing it won't be you
>>713524967
KAIHOUUU!!
Yuno I forgot to do my laundry
>>713524967
kaihouuu
>>713525178
Don't try to steal an opinion that matters
>>713525178
>I eat healthy and exercise regularly
Yeaaahhh about that, I'm sure your make believe wife is impressed with your make believe routine
>>713525184
I'll even time stamp unlike you
california über alles
>>713524783
Because I feel like it
Crumpets are nice
>>713525178
well i mean how many cats die from falling dmg
P O S E.
(Claimed)
>>713525292
You seem lonely.
>>713525405
I've posted countless. And how would I have this many pictures of the same dude/ girl in random fixations wearing the same clothes
>hurrrr you stole some guys Facebook pics.
I know you fat fucks don't actually believe this but you can't accept that your big bad bully has the warmth of a loving female beside him instead of a lifeless fuck pillow
>>713524967
KAIHOUUU!!
>>713525313
Rood
>>713525349
>TFW my waifu is one of the few that's real
Fuckin lmao right now, good job. I know I took the b8 and I shouldn't have, but it feels damn good.
>>713525610
I'd say he's more your gay lover but what ever
>>713525349
>being this unhealthy and overweight you cant believe people actually exercise
laffin
>>713525639
Yeah, I believe you man. Go take your biweekly shower before mommy takes the computer away
Yuno Kirino made me hungry
>>713525586
I don't know, but just because its unlikely doesn't mean its impossible and I don't want to take a chance with my baby
>>713525781
But I don't have a computer and I shower everyday
pylon is best waifu
>>713525848
back to telegram
>>713525716
>implying you ever leave the basement
>>713525610
pls fix your face
>>713525781
his waifu is a gun
guns exist
>ITT:
>Weeaboo virgins who never shower
>Autismos who never leave their room
>People who use their "waifu" as an avatar
>Shitposters
>???
>profit
>>713526223
>>713526065
>>713525848
Such rain, such sadness.
Sachii hold me
>>713525610
Jesus you are an ugly faggot
>>713526245
What's up yuuki?
>>713525884
Hey foxxy
>>713525848
Hugs the yuno
>>713526571
Not much, just hanging out. Yourself?
>>713526571
Kek, I must look like your transgender wife.
>>713526245
Hey Yuuki. How is the ceiling this evening?
>>713526570
*hold*
sacchi stab me
sachi erp with me
>>713526752
-stab-
>>713526808
i cum
Sachii the other thread is being spammed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozp9817MLKo
