Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>713530210
Hi
カラミチーマス
Sameji claim'd
>>713530191
carlos please come back
Claim
>>713529700 (Haruhi)
Oh hell no it's not going to be easy. It'll be uncomfortable, but a broad view is important. It's a means to an effort to get better. Best thing to do is just own it for what it is and go in with an open mind. There's no shame in asking for help, but it does require a lot of humility on the asker's part.
>>713529520 [houkie]
My drive to work is close to an hour of pure highway. I try to pass as much people as I can but not because I'm upset and in a hurry. I just like to maneuver around a bit, gets rid of the monotony. I try not to stay in the way of the real angry drivers anyway.
I'm here
still here
>>713530345
This
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>713530307
Hello cutie
>>713530506
Yeah also when I emailed him (on my phone) it auto corrected his name to Kurome (because I typed that a lot) and I still haven't explained that...
>>713530970
Hello boy
Done
>>713531208
How have you been? Any better?
clmd
>>713531341
looks like your mums anus as of last night
>>713531350
I got into a fight today.
Thanks for asking.
Saaachiposter
>>713530594
Sounds like you commute in from an outlying area. Can't say I blame you there, I haul it on long road trips or trips to the ranch for the same reason. As a bonus, the speed limit here is generally 75mph and up, 80-85 out in the country areas. I usually gotta slow down when I'm driving in Ontario though. You can only get away with the American not using metric angle once.
My commute is urban to more urban, so gassing it only works on the highways going out of the city, eventually there's stopping for something. I just roll and use the ride home to decompress so I'm ready to take care of stuff when I get home.
>>713530970
Hey Juvia.
>>713530975
If it's relevant, they'll ask you to explain, or at least as best you can/are willing to. To that end, I doubt they'll be expecting you to tell all on that first session. Do you best on this first go around- there's always a next time if you keep that door open.
>>713531718
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>>713531543
Verbal or fist?
I'm sorry to hear that, how could anyone hurt a cutie like you?
>>713531724
Hello beautiful, how are you?
>>713531724
Yeah I'll have to since I need to go to them to be able to use my medication.
>>713531718
How's it goin Yui?
>>713532263
Fist.
Thankfully it didn't last long, I have this irrational fear of fighting.. do you know what I'm talking about?
>>713532361
I'm waiting for Sachi to come back
How about you?
>>713531724
Here the limit on highways is always 100 (60?) My commute is from a suburb to a little town, so I usually cruise at around 120. I used to have a lot of wheel shake beyond that speed, but it's gone since I put my winter wheels on, so I do around 130 now when the road is clear. I'll have to have my summer steelies balanced.
Sorry for the units, I'm not sure what they translate to, beside 100-60.
>>713532572
goodnight
https://youtu.be/uHZJej98_T0
>>713532379
Yeah i see. But why were you guys fighting?
>>713532533
I've been better, getting close to being even better. Hopefully thursday I can solve some issues. Everyone here has been pretty nice today.
>>713532118
:ok_hand:
>>713533060
kirino :hand_splayed:
>>713533333
>>713532909
We were play fighting.
I threw a pillow at him and he just got so angry...
I don't know why.
he launched a powerful fist and decked me right in the chin.
One thing lead to another and I just broke down..
i always break down in tears whenever I fight...
and I have no idea why
>>713533202
mugi :sunglasses: :gun:
I see the spammers are attempting things again tonight.
>>713532263
Remaining part of the paycheck just went poof with some bills and stashing some money, but now I got peace of mind knowing everything's paid and the next check is mostly funny money.
>>713532714
No worries, I'm pretty solid on metric since I've had to use it for so long. I got a 4-banger so I'm not going to set any speed records even in the country, but it's nice being able to get to those 8 hr+ destinations in 6 or so when there's nothing but open road ahead. Now I want to go joyriding again.
>>713533040
There's a decent amount of people who will talk if you talk to them, I'm one of them. Up to anything interesting this evening?
>>713533580
are the worst
>>713533474
No just patiently waiting for Misaka to come back. I promised I would wait here for 6 hours. How about you?
>>713533643
i don't even enjoy using them in a joking manner anymore
>>713533470
Be thankful I'm leaving.
>>713533474
I only have a small 4 too, and a shitty 5 speed, so it revs pretty high for nothing on the highway. At least my music covers pretty much all the sound.
Driving can be therapeutic for me. Late night drives have spared me from a few meltdowns.
>>713533356
Aw, it saddens me to hear that.
You seem like such a gentle person, I'm so sorry
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>>713533474
It's such a good feeling to know you'll have play around money.
I mean i still live with my parents so i always have some play around money but half goes to saving up to leave.
>>713534262
Ayy lmao
is it safe to come out now?
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>713534688
No, fuck off
best girl claimed!
>>713534192
why are you under so much mental stress?
>>713534688
Probably. They haven't done much since last thread.
>>713534972
That's not loli Rei.
>>713533711
Mikasa, or Misaki? Now that I'm done budgeting money for the night it's on to quiet reading and mindfulness with some hot tea. I'm an old soul, but make no apologies for it.
>>713534121
Welcome back!
>>713534192
Haha, for me as well. The music just depends on my mood though. Anything from classical to rock/metal or a mix of them all. Once I find a nice spot though, I usually pull over and enjoy the scenery and nature.
>>713534811
r00d
>>713535086
they have a pretty low attention span
>>713533774
it gets redundant after a while
>>713535313
W E F I N I S H E D B O Y S!!!!!!! Time to proofread and make sure everything is ready to go
>>713534414
Ayyy
>>713534688
I think so
>i hope so
>>713534262
I was there once too. My parents let me save up and I took full advantage of it- lived like a cheapskate for about a year, and then used that money to get a house, furnishings, etc. when it was time. Nothing beyond my means though, otherwise I wouldn't have money now after dealing with bills.
>Houki
>>713535385
yes it does
>>713535383
I know, right? Kinda sad, but at the same time it means shit like what just went down doesn't last for too long.
>>713535383
>Took cousin through back streets
>Hitting corners at about 50-60 MPH
>She's literally holding onto the door and seat belt
>Car is taking it no problem
>Didn't even get out of second
Love this car, even if it is an NA Vert.
>>713535313
Misaki (my bad) but Mikasa coming back would be nice too.
>>713535313
It would be kinda pointless for me to stop, since it's really the driving that does it's magic. I usually listen to dark and heavy stuff to get me going in the morning, and on the occasion I'll listen to something more folk on the way back home
>>713535045
A lot of built up stuff, and the perspective of having to deal with much more is keeping me down. Sorry this is vague but pretty much everything is a stress right now.
>>713535524
same here
>>713535619
works for me, i just bail and play games
>>713535775
what tyres you got on?
i wish i had some decent roads like that around here, all my freeways are patrolled to shit and the backroads are arrow straights
>>713536092
let me guess its a woman at the root of all this stress, right?
>>713536010
>>713535775
Nice over sized miata
>>713536109
Sometimes I just watch.
>>713536200
It's definitely something important to take in consideration, but it would be too easy to blame it all on this.
>>713536109
I think they're just some shitty all season Bridgestones. But they're almost brand new. Less than 1k to em.
I'm just super lucky, I regularly do 100+ on the freeway, and 50-60 in town.
>>713536453
>over sized miata
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>713535532
That's my plan. Either that or go back to school. I'm not totally sure yet but my high school gpa causes me to lean toward just moving out
>>713536109
I just don't get it.
>why /waifu/
>>713536698
are you over stressed and over worked because you're supporting someone close to you?
>>713536728
>>713536698
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>>713530142
-holds lovingly-
>>713536453
rekt
>>713536585
not worth my time, i feed eyebrow-kun and then bail
>>713536728
slap some summer tyres that're track oriented on there, huge difference, trust me
i still do 100+ on the freeway, i just have to keep an eye out all the time and be ready to downshift. at this point i'm thinking of getting a radar detector, almost got my license suspended last month
>>713536779
easy target? idfk
>>713537128
thanks m8
>>713537128
.//////.
>>713537128
wow a (you)
>>713535406
'bout time that thing's done, eh?
>>713536059
No worries, wasn't sure which one you were referring to though.
>>713536092
I need the heavy to get me going in the morning. Might as well have some Motorhead to go with the can of Rockstar and breakfast on the road while stuck in rush hour traffic.
Around times like now though, I stick to things that are more relaxing or what fits the mood.
Don't get too overwhelmed by what's on the horizon. Make one honest move towards your goals and be flexible. Look too far ahead and you'll tense up, too far in the past and you freeze. Being alert and aware to take on things as they come is a fine place to be.
>>713536896
Well me and someone close are supporting each other, but I don't think that this is stressing me the most. I feel like I get too much support, for someone who hasn't gone through anything serious.
>>713537128
hey~
>>713537128
Beautiful and talented, nah. Awesome, debatable.
>>713537224
I would, but I didn't really see any when I was shopping around for mine. Plus, I've got other stuff I gotta buy first before I think about tires again.
Eh, all a radar detector does is let you know you caught. I just keep my eye out, and generally only speed when going to and from work, which is always late at night, or early in the morning.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713537691
Hug.
Huh I thought we'd be on to the next thread by now.
>>713536728
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>713537128
Aw thanks
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Have a hug
>>713537224
Maybe but there's other threads that are worse than this.
>>713537758
Well look who decided to come crawling back to the thread.
Yeah i guess they stopped
>>713537600
You don't want to say the reason you're so stressed do you?
>>713537554
Seriously. Took me long enough
>>713537224
Trust me, I've been on all sorts of threads, and I've seen a wide variety of shitposting. Last thread really wasn't worth watching tbh
Claiming Esdeath.
>>713537660
the ones that came stock on my car were shit, no grip in the wet, or the dry, or the hot, or the cold, plus i needed a set of winters, so i put these on for summer http://www.tyrereviews.co.uk/images/tyres/yokohama-advan-ad08.jpg
I know, but the cops in my city are no longer fans of me, had guns drawn on me once and another guy threaten to impound my car
>>713537758
shitpoasters bailed
>>713537908
maybe they're lonely, we should invite them to tea
>>713538089
I just like making fun of that guy's eyebrows
>>713537691
SACHIPOSTER!
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>>713537908
Don't make me make you blush.
Had to eat dinner. It was exactly the right amount of spicy.
>>713538089
Hello sex maniac
>>713538322
They always do
>>713537743
homu
*hug*
>>713538391
itsfinesincewebothfellasleep.Don'tfeeltheneedtotellsomerandomguyontheinternetwhenyougotosleep-cuddle-.jpg
>>713538322
The ones that came on mine were.... death traps. I'm shocked they didn't give with how I drove.
>Pic related
It's summer 24/7 here, so summer tires wouldn't be a bad idea. I'll consider snagging some on my next car.
How in the fuck did you manage that?!
>>713538322
>dubs
Maybe we should. Maybe they can claim their own waifus?
>>713538491
Yeah ok
>as if you could
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Also what was for dinner?
>>713537554
Right now I listen to a lot of Parkway Drive, but I might go pick up the new Metallica album, I like it. With the cold season arrived, I go pick up myself a coffee on the way to work. Helps me get back the precious minutes of sleep I lose to get my car ready, and warms my hands while the heat is building up.
This is too real. Looking back and forth is the worst. I'm not too comfortable right now, but I think I can stay like this for a while, except for some really bad downs who happen more often.
>>713537943
I can't pinpoint one that stands out the most honestly. It's not really anything external, I'm in a rather good situation technically, but I really can't make anything out of it.
>>713538623
>>713538634
lol i remember you posting on /o/ asking if those were good to drive on, hahahaha
>>713538623
nullpx-
I need to sleep. Have another hug for the night.
>>713538738
Chicken rice stew with "ass kickin' sriracha hot sauce
>I've done it plenty of times before
>>713538816
Then you shouldn't be stressed. If Handsome were still alive today he'll punch you in face.
>>713538824
butsachiposterisstillsomerandomguyontheinternet.jpg
>>713538952
goodnight
>>713538634
>a brand i've not heard of
oh god that's frightening
i'm in MN, so i have the winters on now and 50 pounds in my trunk
guns were drawn when they saw the stun gun i keep in my centre console, it was like a week after that shooting we had the same day as the bombs in manhattan, so i think they were on edge. the douche threatened to impound me because i pulled into a gas station parking lot, which was my destination, he didn't flip his lights on until about 5 feet before the turn though, so, fuck him
>>713538738
I think they claim themselves
Autistic man children sitting in a basement claiming a cartoon wife kys
>>713538322
Personally I'd make fun of his face. Not that he's ugly or anything, just that in some of his pics he looks sorta dead inside. Despite saying he's superior than us. Honestly I kinda feel sorry for him now.
>>713538491
Yo
>>713539102
I know I shouldn't, and I'd happily get beat up right now
>>713538824
>extremely cute gif is extremely cute
>>713538974
And i wasn't invited, you've disappointed me.
>it won't happen again, i know your tricks
>>713539117
Well there's the one with Spiderman. I guess he can claim Spiderman
>>713539267
Watch out there's a filthy nigger behind you with a gun.
>>713539469
Don't worry, he's just there to cuck him
>>713538920
It was more so just to get to the tire shop to get the new ones on. Plus, I wanted an opinion on just how shot they were.
>>713539117
>No name Ching Chong brand
>Sidewalls cracked to hell
>Literally no tread left
Seriously, I'm surprised I drove on those for 1.5k with my driving style.
California. Summer all day every day, whether we want it or not.
Wow, what a doucher.
I have new images I stole from Twitter.
>>713539267
A silly man faggot, who sits on his phone saying the same insults over and over because he has no friends.
>>713537947
Got any more crappy papers or projects, or are you now on the stretch toward finals?
>>713536779
Sounds like you have some time to decide on it though. Tuition rates here are borked unless you have a scholarship. They just keep rising and rising. It was the main reason why I never went to med school even after I got accepted. I'd barely be finishing residency now if I had gone that route.
>>713538816
Hearing that makes me chuckle, but not in a bad way. I almost feel like I'm talking to a previous me in many ways. More than likely that's why some things hit closer to the mark than others.
Another thing too, you don't have to feel obligated to give back support. Sometimes the best thing is to simply accept it. From my vantage point I gain a lot from helping others like yourself.
>>713539267
Lol it took me a while to see that nigger
>>713539267
>eyebrow-kun is friends with a nigger
>>713539375
me too, look at the weird way his facial hair grows in
>>713539465
that guy with the stock laughing photos has more than one waifu
>>713539561
maniac
rwd in snow is fun at least
he gave me a ticket for not signalling and for my window tint
why do I get so lonely when I drink?
>>713539418
I wonder if Handsome can even land a hit on her.
>>713539106
>>713539810
Bard?
>>713539810
>d
bard is that you.
>>713539616
>no friends
At my friends house with a few friends
Man y'all are desperate for damage control
>>713539375
How's it going?
>>713539465
Even I I had you wouldn't have came
>tricks
I've only said obvious things
>>713539641
Being 18 yes i do, however i planned on waiting a year to do anything since i was 15. Glad i did cause now i have some money saved up. I'm still not totally sure though. Maybe community college first then transfer to a university
>>713539669
Having more than one waifu is forbidden i thought?
>>713539810
wellthatsnicetoknow,ialsohavesomeformoffeelingstowardyuiposter-hug-.jpg
>>713539669
I like to think of of it as some sort of fuckboi stubble. I could probably go with something more creative, but at this point he's not worth that much of my effort. So let's just go with that.
>>713539974
Sure you are
>implying anyone worth being friends with would be friend with such a disgusting person
>>713539974
Your life is so great, you come here every day
>>713539735
I don't think he could, but regarding me, that's another story.
>>713539641
But I'd much rather help others. Unfortunately, it's usually only a matter of time before I start playing the victim and become a burden for the person I was helping in the first place. This is exactly what I did with misaki.
>>713540180
Ah not much, kinda disappointed with recent shitposting efforts, other than that I'm just peachy
>>713540180
You probably right considering i live in Michigan and you live in Southern California if i remember correctly
>I've only said obvious things
No they're tricks you use to make me blush but they won't work anymore
>>713540465
When are shit posters not dissapointing?
>>713539942
What a let down
>>713540455
Do you have Steam?
>>713540271
>just posted a pic with my best friend
Go fuck your body pillow Kek, I bet you'd shit yourself if you saw my girlfriend
>>713540716
back to telegram
>>713540583
They weren't tricks at all. My elegant angel of beauty l.
>>713540750
>He is equally trash and you and your girlfriend and normal people hate every single one of you.
>>713540190
that was my point, he's gunna rek his life
>>713540220
something about his face deeply disturbs me, but i can't exactly put my finger on it
>>713540750
your girlfriend looks like a slightly more feminine version of you
>Gain a waifu
>Lose your laifu
>>713540716
yes I do. I even have a discord if you're full elite. I don't go in servers anymore though.
>>713540977
>trying this hard to stop your big bad bully
>gets proven wrong
>oh yeah well your friends are trash
Kek I bet you're a virgin
