Waifu claiming thread.
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>>713152879 (Cross-thread)
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
カラミチーマス
Kurome claimed!
>>713166666
WITNESSED
>>713166667
OFF BY ONE
>>713167855
Haruhi Claimed
(Where is my Kurome???)
Don't play mind games with me pls. Is it you I'll buy you the poster
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Claim
>>713168076
>>713168115
snack
>>713168164
smug
![Guren[15].png](https://i.imgur.com/PBybCHA.png "Guren[15].png")
>>713166945 (Laura)
Was the hunt for new pictures successful?>>713168115
>>713167855 (Kurome)
He probably would. Well first off, you could stop calling him that.
At work claim
Less than two hours till birthday
Hype!
This thread is pointless.
Cirno claimu
>>713167680
I did.. at one point... self-call quints. I think it was mine, at least. Don't remember, but it was saved here.
I have self-called quads a couple times, though
>>713167834
Thanks, I'll check it out
>>713168132
Why would you buy me anything?? You don't even know me or my backstory.
>>713168244
oooo neat, a GET
>>713168333
STRONGET?!!?!?
>>713168233
How old will you be?
>>713168211
Thanks?
>>713168244
Post the one where OP called your et and you called your own get.
>>713168263
You told me you were my real friend. My one and only. Is this not true?
>>713168333
Awwwww fuck yeah, bakas~~~!
one sheep two sheep
>>713168237
Life is pointless
>>713168381
Not my birthday, waifu's
>>713168164
Smuggaroni
>>713168388
I was the OP, lol.
I called my GET before I got, and called myself back in time.
>Fucking Time GET Paradoxes, mang!
>>713168388
I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.
>>713168194
There's something special i like about this pic
>>713168215
Hey walnut. What's up?
>>713168221
LTC. How are ya?
>>713168333
W-why has nobody commented on this STRONGET..?
shiro
>>713168609
But that's a plus because you can do whatever you want without limiting yourself with a purpose, In these threads all you can do is circlejerk and repost shitty memes.
>>713168573
You win Kaga, I'll be going.
>>713168888
eight
atey
eito
>>713168883
dammit...
>>713168737
Why am I a walnut?
>>713168333
THOSE DIGITS
>>713168215
No one touches my snacks.
>>713168221
Stop calling him what?
>>713168453
Well, yes, I'm your friend, but still.
>>713168567
?
>>713168333
Cool.
>>713168642
I wonder if anyone still has the one of the guy getting salty of losing a get to "an anime faggot"
>>713168650
Neither do I, friend.
![Guren[17].png](https://i.imgur.com/XylRjDY.jpg "Guren[17].png")
>>713169051
What you've been calling him all this time. Also, sorry, I thought you missed my post.
>>713168737
Hello Shinoa. Nothing really, how are you?
>>713169051
Oh, you think i'm referring to the cookies
>>713169251
He's edgy as fuck though. Edgedeath/Edgydeath is perfectly reasonable
>>713169173
New one!
XDdddd
GET IN HEREEE
http://stream.dob.jp
>>713168972
Cause kurumi means walnut in Japanese, you walnut
>>713169251
Sleepy and hungry. Playing M&B currently
>>713168333
>Sucessfully checked himself.
L U C C
>>713168221
Still ongoing, some pics don't want to cooperate with me right now.
>>713168630
Digi-sword
>>713169173
I have nothing to do anymore.
I used to come here almost daily and claim, but then it just started getting repetitive for me tbh.
>>713169456
Kitty-bunny
>>713169367
>indeed they are a pretty nice pair
>>713169524
1v1 me tf2 I'll bow your face
>>713169524
May I ask who you used to claim?
![Guren[79].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mzcqd4b.jpg "Guren[79].jpg")
>>713169336
It really does fit him well, and is reasonable. But our guy here is trying to make a friendly approach, and I figured that it would be smarter for him to be a bit more formal.
>>713169438
What is M&B?
>>713169456
Oh? What is the issue?
These threads are fucking terrible, lose your virginity and go outside you sad neckbeards
>>713169438
well played
>>713169608
I don't even play that...
>>713169612
I used to claim Blair.
Now my entire gallery is void of her pics, besides this one.
>>713169830
That sounds like a terrible idea. Why would you want to be friendly with that monster
Where is my Haruhi?
>>713169251
EdgyDeath? I thought that was his name all this time. And I think it's kind of cute...
I'll stop calling him that then.
>>713169331
No one touches the cookies my Onee-san baked for me.
>>713169438
What does "Kurome" mean in Japanese?
>>713170132
There's no "Y"
>>713170132
Black eyes
>he's older than 16
>he's still a virgin
>he's older than 10
>he still watches faggy Japanese shit
What a sad group of manlets
>>713170194
>>713170118
Oh, I remember you. Or at least I think.
Are you just gonna talk without having avatar?
>>713169883
>These threads are fucking terrible
Nah, there's much worse here on the /b/oard.
>lose your virginity
Easier said than done, but also:
>implying there's anyone I/we are interested in who has more than 2 dimensions
>go outside
I don't wanna do that thing.
>you
(You)
>sad
Projecting?
>neckbeards
Nah, I shaved like 2 days ago?
>>713170215
Oh yeah, I forgot.
>>713170222
>says the one who's 5'11"
>>713170282
Okay so you admit you're a virgin who limits himself to make believe cartoon characters. I appreciate the honesty but I need more, how old are you?
![Guren[14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gNREsQu.jpg "Guren[14].jpg")
>>713170126
Because he wants to.
>>713170132
Maybe he would like it. Perhaps he would just find it slightly odd that you would know so much about him already.
>>713169698
Yo!
>>713169830
Mount & Blade. Meh graphics but really underrated medival rpg game
>>713170069
Hah! What's up dude?
>>713170132
I miss my haruhi too. Kurome means black eye. Her sister's name meaning red eye
>>713170132
It's not the cookies I'm after
>>713170559
I'm here
being here
SNEK
>Rory-sama
>>713170256
Pretty much, I don't have any blair pics anymore.
And I don't feel like going and downloading more.
>>713170302
Im here baby dont worry. So do you not want it?
>>713170678
>this post
Man y'all are some fucking fags
>>713169535
Y'all know who it is!
>>713169830
The computer's at fault, it used to load all of the pictures from this site with ease, but now it's a bit more troublesome.
>>713170643
Well I'm always here to talk. I hope.
How was your week?
>>713170814
*From the site I'm getting them from with ease.
>>713170493
>Okay so you admit you're a virgin
Yes
>who limits himself to make believe cartoon characters
Well, to be fair, I wouldn't say "limit". I just highly doubt there's anyone who I'd actually even want to get together with in the real world. That isn't to say if someone did come along, I wouldn't try, but it'd be pretty fucking unlikely.
For multiple reasons...
>but I need more, how old are you?
Not quite 23.
Claimed
whats the deal with people not claiming the best waifu ever lately?
![Guren[63].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/npmnuZ9.jpg "Guren[63].jpg")
>>713170559
Looks fun!
>>713170814
Ah. Are sure your connection isn't at fault here? I'm no computer expert, but it seems more likely like that kind of issue to me.
>>713169883
I am outside
>Rory-sama
>>713170832
Pretty good, this year's thanksgiving was surprised small.
It was almost ruined too the day before.
>>713170526
Where is heee?
>>713170559
Japan comes up with the stupidest names.
>>713170598
Then what are you after?
>>713170678
I don't want it anymore, it cost $50 + S&H and batteries not included.
>>713171056
She's pretty.
Alice2 claimed.
>>713171056
She's fun to use in Sm4sh
>>713171145
Ok I wasnt spending that much I was getting you a cheap poster
>>713171069
Because the ones that claim them are asleep.
>>713171125
That sucks, but I probably ate too much that day. Like two plates that were about a pound or so, thank goodness I have a metabolism of a god.
>>713170559
Yo Shinoa
![Guren[5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e2VyZRy.jpg "Guren[5].jpg")
>>713171145
Your best bet would be to find him in a discord server, if he's still part of one. As you've learned already, he barely comes to post here anymore.
>>713171421
Sounds like lunch to me.
And a birb
>>713171145
Booty, as always
>>713171217
Copy cat.
>>713170939
Dude, take a step back and see that this is sad af. I'm 4 years younger than you and I've gotten more pussy. The only reason you're into this shit is because you probably don't have the confidence to get with a girl, you have a really small dick or your ugly idk. But being a neckbeard claiming a cartoon character as your wife is just a way to reject women before they reject you. Get some help dude
Y'all are a sad bunch
>>713171837
goodnight
>>713171695
I mean I can't really tell weight, but
>quarter of corn and mashed potatoes
>lots of ham
>lots of casserole
>some turkey
>rolls
>more casserole
It took the plate to the brim, but I guess you take a lot more in
>>713171788
You never go for mine though
>>713170598
How mundane
>>713170639
Pet it
>>713170814
Silento?
>>713171069
Because she's overrated
>>713171102
Dude. You can command an army and fight along side with them!
>>713171145
Every name has it's origin of meaning. Some native in America and canada can have something traditional like 'water sprout' in their tounge. Lucifer being enlightenment i believe. Much more to it too haha
>>713171425
Oh shit it's you again! Been a while dude what's up?
>>713171837
Night
>>713171921
Like I said, lunch.
Maybe even a snack.
My body is a bottomless pit where no food can fill it.
>>713171950
Are you the 25 year old Virgin who was giving me shit for making my own money instead of mommy giving me good boy points like she does for your autistic ass? I thought you were with your niece you always post pedophillic shit about you autist
Hardcore Jesus claim
>>713171837
Night Aliceu.
>>713171950
You can't take that which doesn't exist
>>713172028
Indeed it is, but it's also late
so I have an excuse
>>713171786
>Australian wildlife
Not gonna fuck with the snakes over there, but what about that bird? It almost looks like a wild cockatoo.
>>713172028
The ceiling
Nah jusr kidding, been getting /fit/ af
>>713172124
Hitler avatar claim
>>713172089
You some sort of Goku?
>or are you one of those always hungry skinny people
>>713171393
I rather have a poster of Haruhi to always remember you.
>>713171486
I don't use discord anymore either. I hope he comes soon.
>>713171788
Kurome doesn't have the booty!
>>713171837
That's cute. Everything she does is cute.
>>713172028
That's interesting to know. I'll Google the meaning of my name later lol.
>>713172266
2 black people Doing it on the street in daylight in front of a run down church claimed
>>713172356
The latter it seems.
I feel like I could eat a whole table and still not gain a single pound.
Bigfoot taking down a deer claimed
There is a 23 year old Virgin in this thread
>>713172575
For me, it was the same with what I had. At least I grew an inch or so.
>>713172028
He left. I think snek just wanted to say hi.
>>713172108
The party is winding down as people are leaving. Its only a 2 yeays birthday.
>>713172227
Its a Gang-gang cockatoo. And the snake was a King brown. They fuck you up.
>>713172191
So you think.
![Guren[32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pTcayMz.jpg "Guren[32].jpg")
>>713172028
I might give it a try to be honest
>>713172396
Your chances are slim
>>713172396
If you really want one ill get it :D
>>713172444
>Trips Checked
Toilet explanation image claimed
>>713172710
25 year old fucking virgin
>>713172703
Neato.
Well I should probably head to bed, later.
>>713172396
Sure she does
>>713172710
>
>>713172886
Goodnight.
>>713172191
How late?
>>713172247
Nice job dude!
>tfw i work at gym but little gains
I need to eat more but food is pricey. You got any way to avoid that?
>>713172396
Ohhh! Thanks for the QOTT. You do that dude. I already know mine
>>713172710
Poor snek. He seemed like he was in a hurray
>>713172744
Reminder: I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
Two hand weapon are best weapons
>>713172701
Its past your bed time
Losing your virginity past 23 isnt bad
>>713171844
>Dude, take a step back and see that this is sad af.
*See below
>I'm 4 years younger than you and I've gotten more pussy.
This really doesn't mean all that much
>The only reason you're into this shit is because you probably don't have the confidence to get with a girl
*Not that I don't have the confidence. I'm a very logical person, and I realize that I am objectively a terrible person to be with. I'm nice and all, but I have a moderate likelihood of being mildly autistic (like a sperg), have a somewhat limited range of interests (some of which are highly esoteric and also extremely important to me; the rest of which are just the kind of shit no-lifes do anyway - playing stupid flash games online, programming, and altogether not generally going outside). I ALSO have several disorders, including almost no Circadian Rhythm and SEVERE (Howie Mandel+) OCD**.
>you have a really small dick or your ugly idk
**Mix them together. I have an average size, really fucked up dick, due to the extreme OCD and subsequent washing resulting in permanent Eczema EVERYWHERE on my body. (in short, not only does my neck and face peel, but yes, my dick does, too)
On the other hand, most people say I actually look ok (except for the many rashes which crop up due to the eczema)
>But being a neckbeard claiming a cartoon character as your wife is just a way to reject women
>But being a neckbeard
I told you... I shave somewhat regularly. I never let it get that bad. I hate beards.
>just a way to reject women before they reject you
Not really... It doesn't so much have to do with THEM rejecting ME... I've been rejected... once... in the beginning of high school. I've rejected 1 person, and decided NOT to ask another person. (also in high school)
But, other than that, you imply it's easy to find someone who is compatible with me.
I don't mean someone who will not reject me OR who I like, I mean someone who would actually fit with me.
(cont)
>>713173151
midnight late
alternatively it's extremely early because it is 20 after
>>713173151
Halberd > scythe
Prove me wrong
![Guren[30].png](https://i.imgur.com/svazCkn.png "Guren[30].png")
>>713173151
Oh my.. I guess you're the viking type of guy?
>>713171102
Nah, my connection's pretty great, so I doubt it'd be that.
>>713172028
Eble.
Hello
Time to watch a whole bunch of bad anime. See ya!
>>713172744
That makes me not want to come here anymore, then.
>>713172768
No, no, it's fine, really. save your money.
>>713173016
Well, you can't have anymore. seeya!
>>713173151
Lucky, I know nothing about myself...bye.
>>713173299
Halberds are perfect melee weapons, all the perks of a spear while having an axe and a hammer or spike
![Guren[46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FnnsNPF.jpg "Guren[46].jpg")
>>713173533
Oh alright then. Maybe the issues are on the site's side?
>>713173690
Aw don't say that.. Goodbye
>>713173690
>bunch of bad anime
Maybe I should re-watch MD Geist after a couple of shots.
>>713173554
Hey Yuuki. Manage to make any headway on your stats work?
>>713173215
It's not? I had semi consensual sex to lose it at 17
Claiming my cute cat!
>>713173151
He was
>>713172842
Not a virgin
>>713173016
>
yall niggas posting in a spidey thread
>>713174252
Have you ever heard of the 40 Year Old Virgin?
>>713173266
Now, I won't go into mad details, but here's a few important things about the kind of relationship I'd actually be looking for:
>Has a few of the same interests as me (Most important: Some kind of Tech/DIY interest; Fringe Science; and probably anime and/or RPGs, because that's pretty much all I like to do outside the previous 2)
>Compatible disorders (how bad is it to say I would like to meet someone who's as fucked up as I am? Actually, it's pretty bad, because I wouldn't wish my disorders on anyone alive, but at least someone who gets them...)
>Has at least similar economic and political beliefs
>Has compatible spiritual beliefs
So, in short:
>An economically-conservative
>socially Utilitarian and/or Libertarian
>non-atheistic (can be most other religions, because I'm a Panpsychist... my main concern is Telekinetics and Immortality as applied by Quantum Mechanics)
>germaphobic (though not necessarily obsessive-compulsive)
>Otaku and/or computer/tech geek
WHY would I look for someone like this as opposed to taking anyone who would accept me?
Because
>if we do not BOTH have AT LEAST an interest in technology and/or RPGs/RTSs/anime, we will have zero recreational common interests
>Politics and spirituality... need I really say more?
>Compatible disorders (so we don't drive each other completely insane - my family pretty much only deals with me because of family... not because I'm easy to live with... I owe 10s of THOUSANDS of dollars to them due to water damage)
And, moreover, I basically would want to "marry my best friend"
If we can't be friends, who would get along even without a ceremony, there's no reason to get together at all
>>713174426
that's a pretty flat booty, friend
>>713174521
Supposed to be a funny movie, right?
I'm pretty sure being an old virgin is bad. Also the sex was fun
>>713173690
Its like under 10 you sure?
>>713174013
A little bit, we're just gonna ask the professor. How's it going?
>>713173287
So east coast
>>713173299
Halbreds arent as popular wirh scythes when it comes to the qt that wields it
>>713173323
I do join the nords since they're pretty strong
>>713173533
TRIGGERED
>>713173554
Digi-sword
>>713173690
Oh. Night kurome
>>713174426
>tfw i need sleep cause i spelt hurry as hurray
>>713174722
Also virgins aren't bad
Have you heard of a Vestral Virgin?
>>713174932
Rory is superior to Shinoa though.
Claiming my waifu
>>713174932
How's it going?
>>713175068
Now i have to jerk off to her
Damnit anon
>>713174690
Still a nice booty
>>713174932
You really should sleep.
>>713175018
Half the vestal virgins were getting side booty
Failure to get booty just means you're not fulfilling the only reason you're on this earth
Seems suspect
>>713175227
lol ok
Claiming before leaving for work.
![Guren[72].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OLqTCWf.jpg "Guren[72].jpg")
>>713174932
I've always been attracted to their mythology.
>tfw I finally have a phone with internet again
>Tfw I don't have any images to post yet
>tfw I don't have a face
~tali
>>713175397
The vestal virgins are women, kek
Proves how ignorant you are
>>713174803
Went out for a while after the football game, now settling in for the night. Not looking forward to the mountain of emails and phone calls waiting for me on Monday, but the time off was worth it.
>>713174932
Yes
>>713175394
If you think Kansas is sexy
These threads are so cancerous
>>713175397
>Failure to get booty just means you're not fulfilling the only reason you're on this earth
The only reason people are on this (or any) planet is to fulfill the Cosmic Mind's hunger for Infinite Information and Experience.
>>713173969
I have no clue, but I'm currently deleting some (unnecessary) things off of my computer just in case.
>>713174932
Sed kial?
>>713175635
Do you not know what tfw means?
It means "the feeling when"
Damn this thread is full of ignorant people
>>713175635
I've got one for you, still can't get over the fact you're married to Trevor Moore
>>713175872
It also means that face when. Get rekt son.
>>713175938
Literally when?
>>713175938
Whenever he married a transgender emo dude
hell yeah
>>713176018
Any time it's implied a face not a feeling. Quite often on 4chin.
>>713175833
>infinite
>fulfill
Am confuse
>>713175657
Man booty is still booty.
>>713176082
Stop trying to force this meme you're just proving your desperatiom for approval.
>>713175833
You exist to make little yous. If you're failing to do that I suppose inventing your own little purpose might make you feel better
Tbh tali's wife does look cringey
>how avatarfags cook their meat
>>713176159
Shush, fool.
>>713176334
>>713176260
>samefagging this hard
REATARD
Claimu!
>>713169698
Greetings!
>>713176367
I'm vegetarian lmao
>>713176367
>drinking coke trying to pass it off as liquor
>>713176374
You think women can't have side booty, virgin?
>>713176367
Nothing wrong with medium
>>713176448
coke i not that color...
>>713175018
I believe that
>>713175160
Sleepy as fuck and bored
>>713175394
Next thread
>>713175612
The names are confusing and idk where to start. The greek and roman have an interesting one
>>713175759
New York (^:
>>713175860
You already know why
>>713176452
I have children
>>713176532
Coke is exactly that color
>>713176656
Only if you mix it with water
>>713176441
Nobody asked you faggot.
>>713176634
Ahh so you know all about women's side booty...
>>713176145
Virtual Consciousness will succeed in fulfilling the Experiential and Informational desires of the Great Cosmic Mind when it generates the complete array of countable outcomes designed by the Universe designed by the Mind, or it creates its own Universe with its own separate Laws that can generate a new stream of Information not possible within this Universe and then completes that, too.
A good way to put it is: If God gets bored, what would it do? Explode itself to forget and try to relearn it all.
The only way to stop this from occurring is to create an Infinite Stream of Infinite Worlds (Universes) that can each simulate their own Potentiality to do the same.
Consciousness is the One Objective Fact of the Universe; nothing else is non-subjective. The reason the Universe exists at all is to implement its own ideas. The Universe is the Idea of Itself.
So, as long as it doesn't run out of outcomes, it will continue.
>>713175684
Oh yeah, we all need a little break every now and again. I dread checking emails most days lol
>>713176543
So go to sleep
![Guren[74].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/12ilq2V.jpg "Guren[74].jpg")
>>713175860
That's always a good thing to do. Don't forget to do a defragmentation when you're done clearing space, for maximum efficiency.
>>713176543
Romans are badass too, but greeks are pretty gay lol.
>>713176694
Ice is frozen water
>>713176694
No. Looks how small the ice cubes are. They've melted into the coke and watered it down. You're just a pussy lol. Go fap to your cartoon wife
>>713176277
See
>>713176790
Nigga I drink jager straight
>>713176543
Ĉu mi ne rajtas uzi novajn fotojn kvankam?
>>713176780
Got it!
>>713176752
Consciousness is subjective you moron
>>713176924
Okay man child, tell it to mommy as she changes your adult diaper
>implying drinking jäger straight isn't something people start doing in 9th grade
>>713176790
Even that much ice doesn't lighten coke that much.
So what's the drink then
>>713176976
No, experience is Subjective.
Consciousness is an all-around thing from which matter and usable energy is condensed from
>>713175759
I don't get the reference
>>713177212
You're retarded
>>713177364
>You're retarded
Well, this discussion deteriorated very quickly.
Consciousness and Potentiality are the Co-Expressions of themselves and each other, and matter and usable energy are merely expressions of the Quantum Flux which permeates our Universe, the Mechanism designed by the Mind itself to manage its virtual selves within the Universe.
>>713177364
Your*
