Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713168030
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
Gathering of the virgins
>>713176752
Brain is kill
カラミチーマス
Haruhi Claimed
(Where is my Kurome???)
Virginity festival
Pic related is me
>tsuklasa
>>713177777
Cirno claimu
>>71317777
!?
>>713177777
7
You faggots will argue about anything.
>>713175759 (Kurumi)
I happen to be from Kansas, thank you very much!
>>713177715
Timestamp or it didn't happen.
>>713177770
NOOOOOOOO
>>713177759
We tried
>>713177770
>>713177800
>>713177759
Fuck... we all failded.
Bunch of adult virgins
>>713177856
Rate me shitposter kun
>>713177715
Claimu
>>713177856
Yet you still keep coming here to trigger yourself
>>713177856
>adult virgins
Well, unless you're a pedophile, would you not agree that "child virgins" is a good thing?
So, you're implying one should lose their virginity before they can be considered an adult, otherwise everyone would be an adult virgin.
And if you are implying that, then you support child sex.
and that would make you an pedophile.
>>713177856
Go to sleep
Its past your bedtime, child
>>713178219
Hey I have a pic with the same filename
>>713178419
Nice, Anon-kun!
Hey, I got a cool idea for you!
Try this one
Claimed
>>713178219
to be fair it varies
for example where i live the age of consent is 16 but most people nowadays loose it at 14-15 and that it to some degree considered the norm
>>713177495
>>713176775
Fiiine
>>713176780
>GURREN
What's funny is that most are pretty gwy
>>713176956
>>713177811
I am kidding dudem post the new ones if you wsnt
>>713177680
He wenr to bed
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>713178558
So rude
What did I do to you?
I claim Alice2
>why is she giving me that face? should I slap her?
>>713178678
Well that was quick
Robbie rotten
>>713178631
Goodnight Snyg!
>have some bedroom eyes
>>713178679
Oh sorry, I thought u were one of the shitposters.
>>713178631
Your name is now Smug-tan. Goodnight, Smug-tan.
>>713178744
I should slap YOU for disrespecting her!
How dare you!
>>713178888
>>713178678
Where did she go?
![Guren[20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WFB8w89.jpg "Guren[20].jpg")
>>713178631
???? alright good night Shinoa
>>713178889
fuck. fuck fuck shit fuck!!!!!
W-why....
dammit
>>713178889
So close yet so far
>>713178999
>>713178744
Rolling to steal
BLIND ROLL TIME!
>>713178951
Simw greek men were legit gsys or bi sexual bscj thrn
>i type drubjly ehen im tired. Sorry
>shinoa
>>713179278
ONE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE
ok I got to go for now.
cyall later or something
![Guren[45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RwZBPxq.jpg "Guren[45].jpg")
>>713179299
I think you're drunk honestly :^)
>>713178814
look at this net
>>713178886
Slap me, baby~ I'll still have my Alice2 waiting for me every night with a meal.
>>713179278
>>713179330
Good luck. No one will take MY Alice2 away from me.
Claimed
1/8
>>713179487
Yeah, he's actually drunk.
>>713178631
Akiri iun dormon, por laŭte ploris!
Sameji is back
the spam stop?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xLgdH0dP8
>>713179370
Good bye Crono. Try not to take anything anonymous says seriously, you are in control of your own life. Don't worry about what others think of you.
>>713179802
Are you so sure about that?
I am relentless
I will never give up, for Alice2 belongs to ME.
MEEE!
>>713179981
MEE!
Claimed
2/8
>>713179901
Dunno. I could start some if you like.
>>713179981
>>713180016
Tch. Tough luck.
But my poor luck will not make me falter!
REROLL!
Goodnight everyone (especially Kurome)
>>713180125
Re.Roll.
WAZZUP
Happy motherfucking birthday to Yui Hirasawa
>>713180077
let's not and say we did
>>713180214
Do you believe this to be a game?
I'm going to reroll until I get my Alice2
>>713180220
Since I'm busy trying to assist /b/tards with the Tribal Wars 2 raid, I'll allow it.
And say I spammed 2 threads ago which nobody remembers.
![Guren[10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U2NJa65.jpg "Guren[10].jpg")
>>713179919
beautiful
>>713179841
I can be quite a mess online when that also happens to me..
>>713180157
why do you like Kurome so much??
>>713180406
I'll always remember you <3 your spam makes me so very happy!
>>713180220
That is one epic pout
>>713178219
You- you aren't serious are you? Are you that autistic that you don't realize kids have sex in high school? I lost my virginity at 15 to a 14 year old. That's not pedophilia, it's part of growing up for normal healthy people who don't have autism. It's really sad that you somehow don't realize this.
>>713180480
>Using <3
Which social media site did you blow in on
>>713180460
Not specifically Kurome but the one who claims Kurome. I don't have the caps since I'm on my phone
>>713179919
I like it
ha ha ha
No one will take Alice2 away from me.
>>713180406
had to dm my d&d group so I couldn't stick around for the climax
>>713180507
you know it bb
>>713180562
I'm just a faggot
>>713180533
There's no way he was being serious anon
Claimed
3/8
This is my harem and no one could stip stop me
>>713180575
what if that person turns out to be someone sinister and betrays you? because that's the vibe i'm getting when i talk to kurome.
>>713180421
Thankfully I don't drink.
>>713180616
That was a short session then. Why so short?
And I do know it. Pouting so hard the whole head deforms. Applause.
>>713180565
We'll see about that..
>>713180533
>he had sex with a 14 year old
MODS MODS MODS
>>713180714
Well its good we have a one claim per anon rule. All your claims are forfeit.
>>713180742
If it is what Kurome wishes than I can accept it. Kurome for some reason won't let me buy her things online idk why
>>713180842
When I was 15. It's really sad that you guys didn't grow up normal and have sex in high school, in fact you probably never have before
>>713180616
You on /tg/ or is it off 4chan? I love DnD.
>>713180690
You know I actually agree with the shitposter on that one, and given he took the time to type all that shit out pretty sure he was serious
>>713180901
Some of these attempts at guessing your own numbers lead to some funny stuff, in a slapstick way.
>>713180786
my players don't have the best attention spans, best i can hope for it 2-3 hours and then watch a movie
Claimed
4/8
>>713180966
because they dont want to give out their address to WEIRD obsessive stalkers!
>>713180991
Im a Pathfinder guy, but I play 5e with a workmate.
>Rory
Give me back Alice2 right the fuck now.
>>713181028
Be careful.
>>713180988
How does one have children without sex
>>713180991
That's fucking sad if he really spent his entire time in high school alone playing video games or posting in these cancer threads that he didn't realize his peers were hooking up and having sex. He actually is convinced you're not suppose to have sex unless you're over 18. He admitted to being 23 and still being a virgin, I can only imagine the type of life this autist leads
>>713181075
Next time I'll offer just sending money through PayPal at least it's just an email then. Is it possible to get address from PayPal email?
Claimed
5/8
![Guren[77].png](https://i.imgur.com/g7pXHdg.png "Guren[77].png")
>>713180744
While it's not a habit of mine, it's not impossible to find me mistyping some atrociously stupid things online.
>>713180742
That's funny, I'm getting that vibe from Haruhi
>>713181122
No, she's mine forever.
I get to post lewd images of her as well.
>>713181087
Oh. I'd like pathfinder if it wasn't poorly worded.
Dunno what 5e is.
I prefer Shadowrun and run of the mill DnD nowadays.
>>713181210
idunno, i'm broke
>>713181256
you guys are just fucking weird
claimed
>>713180991
my cousin, brother, and a friend, we play once a week, playing 4th edition, campaign I wrote
>>713181259
Alice2 wouldn't approve of that.
You don't even have pics corresponding to Alice2, the girl you posting is just some random 2hu.
Do you even understand the concept of Alice2 and how she applies to /b/?
No, because you're head is too wrapped up in the character, and not the person behind Alice2
For that reason, you are weak.
Thoughts of a 23 year old virgin
>people who are under 18 don't have sex
>if two minors have sex, they are pedophiles
>everyone is a lonely virgin with a cartoon wife
>real women are trash drawings are for winners like me
Dude you are the saddest sack in this entire autism festival
Pic related it's his girlfriends
>>713181427
What's so special about Mamimi?
>>713181370
Next time I'm going after Kurome you have to back me up. It's a team effort
![Guren[23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Vcb7eb.jpg "Guren[23].jpg")
>>713181370
hmm?
>>713181016
Oh damn. We normally average 5-6 hours every fortnight, one of our campaigns is an all-day long session and he have one that generally goes half a day. Im in 6 seperate campaigns. Characters get muddled up so damn easily.
>>713181294
5th edition DnD. And Pathfinder is basically open source DnD 3.5 without the bullshit builds that cheese everything. Im looking into Dark Heresy myself. Seems over-elaborate.
Claimed
6/8
>>713181430
Oh I have a whole folder of EVERY Alice2 picture and WebM since 2009.
I am anonymous.
>here is one of the oldest pictures of the Alice community.
>>713181496
I wish I was as cool as him
:(
>>713181525
dont you think youre coming on too strong?
>>713181598
you're included too, weirdo
Ahh yes, the Waifu claiming thread. You can't be rejected by an imaginary character, better claim her as your wife. I can only image how much rejection you have to face to drag you down to rock bottom. These threads are rock bottom.
Claimed
7/8
>>713181496
Okay I have to admit that Mami pillow is pretty cool.
>>713181500
I like the melancholy attitude, plus that anime is the reason I took up smoking, so
>>713181610
hot damn. do you DM? I have to dm and run a character because my players are still novices and can't run more than one, but it makes it hard to keep them on task
Claimed
8/8
It's the most wonderful time of the thread
>Suika
>>713181427
Oh, damn. Ever try hosting elsewhere? I'd join up in a heartbeat.
>>713181496
Dude he's got like 16 girlfriends that's not bad
and all of them don't care about sharing the bed with him
pretty neat tbh fam
>>713181610
>Implying it doesn't have it's own cheese builds
Sneak attack two handed mace anyone
I believe there were some greentexts on an orcish rogue as well who worked well along with the cheesy lifestyle
Your ancestors face when they find out their descendant is in a dark bedroom ejaculating onto a fucking pillow case with a cartoon character on it
>>713181785
You can never come on too strong. Kurome already sent me an I love you so we're pretty much a thing
![Guren[7].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nOsR30S.jpg "Guren[7].jpg")
>>713181785
Can't deny that. I was just wondering where you were coming out from, all of a sudden like that.
>>713179832
>>713180022
>>713180714
>>713181028
>>713181218
>>713181624
>>713181840
>>713181931
>
>>713181681
Hah! You are WEAK
WEAK.
When was the last time she made a thread?
Do you have the photos and WebMs saved from that thread?
HUH?
>>713182089
>Viper
>mfw
>>713182089
>my ancestors face when
And I don't care.
>>713181681
And by the way, I'm going to keep rerolling.
Alice2.
>>713181929
I dont DM. I dont have the imagination or world-building skill of the friends that do DM.
>>713181960
Oh, Krod?
I have that.
And that build isnt overly cheesy. Its way too MAD and it suffers just about everywhere as a result.
>Rory-sama
>>713182785
I'm getting closer.
Soon, I will adapt to the influx of posters and receive my trips. And then, Alice2 will be mine. Nobody will take her from me once this happens.
>>713182424
ゆっくりしっていってね
>>713182946
Who knows when I will roll trips?
When I will strike..
>>713182961
私はあなたと結婚することはできますか？
>>713183018
How about I take a jab now?
It's only a matter of time.
>>713181785
Don't leave me I need you
>>713183248
looks like I'll have to resort to plan b.
>>713183301
/..
>>713183340
Rapid posting start.
>>713181960
I host IRL, tried skyping in one of my brother's steam friends once, didn't work too well
>>713182812
>intimidates the wood
kek'd
my campaigns are just plagiarised from from indie rpgs that I know my players don't play, I'm not creative enough to come up with them on my own, i'm the only one who'll put in the effort though
One time my friend playing a 7 foot dragonborn fighter managed to intimidate a boat salesman into giving them a 3-masted schooner for free, which they promptly named "The Rosa Parks Bus Experience"
>>713183437
There's too many posters...
>>713183485
50 posters within 20 seconds.
>>713183535
Yikes.
>>713183578
I'll have to try something new if I want trips.
>>713182812
Yeeessss That one.
There's more to the krod story, by the by. Like 6 more posts of experiences with Krod involving him intimidating a goblin in excess of like 13 points than initially needed to pass, and it was a stealth roll. Somewhere along the lines of "He pretended he never saw you, never looks directly at you ever again, and will try his very best to never ever notice you again."
>>713183607
I'm not giving up, by the way.
You crossed the line.
>>713181389
NOOOOOOOOOO,if trips she is mine
>>713183653
Reroll.
>>713183687
Eventually, I have to roll.
>>713183680
fuck reroll
>>713183680
reroling
>>713183770
It was a good attempt
I'm getting closer to Alice2.
Alice2, do you want some tea?
I'll make it this time.
>>713183802
rollllll
>>713183850
"That s-sounds lovely, anonymous!
Oh, Alice2. You're such a sweetheart.
>>713183139
I see you speak Google Translate.
>>713183979
My spark is not fading.
>>713184021
I won't stop.
>>713183874
dont even care now she is mine
>claim snek
>>713183433
My finest moment as a group was intimidating an entire worlds economy with bluster and a zone of truth into making our company run the world. It was amazing.
And as for ripping off worlds, its hard for me to do that with Pathfinder as I play mainly sci-fi games or FFX. Basically just jumping between MWO and FFX at this point, and most of my group has played FFX.
>>713183628
Yeah, thats an imgur link. Ill post that.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/K8tOhBY
ccc
If you're not fast enough, I will be claiming Alice2 next thread.
Just a warning.
>>713184167
I've got good hands.
You better be quick.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over.
And expecting a different result.
But there is no such thing as "insane" when it comes to love.
Is there?
>>713184320
That's right.
Haha
Thanks for agreeing with me.
You're amazing.
>>713184395
No problem.
I hear your voice, inside my head.
Where will you be?
>>713184437
In your arms, of course.
I wouldn't be anywhere else in the world.
>>713184474
...
Claiming my cute cat!
>>713184514
Well, we can keep on like this.
>>713184545
Or we can just quit.
![Guren[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2AuRFnO.jpg "Guren[1].jpg")
goodnight
>>713184573
I'm interested in keeping on, no matter what.
>>713184602
Even if I have to endure a Ban.
I will do it for you, Alice2.
>>713184527
Sauce?
>>713184628
And nothing's going to stop me now.
>>713184658
Except my luck.
>>713184697
But that's not the right attitude to have, is it?>>713184697
![[HorribleSubs] Kill la Kill - 11 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_05.14_[2014.02.10_01.10.41]-.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YAc0dw4.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kill la Kill - 11 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_05.14_[2014.02.10_01.10.41]-.jpg")
>>713184599
Who are you!?
>>713184731
No, it's not
>>713184731
Did you quote me twice?
>>713184110
10/10 for world domination
my characters are currently in FF2 and Avadon, they're on a magic floating island right now, when they get back to the mainland they're gunna be thrown into a cave system prison thing for running a blockade, basically plot of this game:
www.avernum.com/avernum/index.html
>>713184758
Yes, and so did you.
We're so silly~
>>713184780
That was good.
You were only 3 off that time.
Keep going.
>>713184808
Thank you.
>>713184834
Is it fun watching a man have a mental breakdown over this?
>>713184899
I bet it is. Some of you are Sociopaths and get a kick out of toturing others by depriving them of what they need.
I NEED Alice2!
>>713184946
It's not funny anymore, cut it out.
>>713184741
Nobody. Enjoy the rest of your evening
>>713184993
No, I will never!
Not until Alice2 is in my arms!
>>713185038
I wonder if ..
>>713185074
you'll be able to make the thread to the bump limit?
Just like Alice2's threads always do..
Okay I divorce Alice2 for Reimu
Reimu is way better and she's actually Japanese.
You win, anon.
>>713184646
She's from Dog Days.
Very comfy show.
>>713185145
>>713184768
My characters are variously
-About to find out what happened 3 weeks ago that they cant remember. Has been dominated by the guild leader to report all abnormal activity by my group to her.
-Discarding his faith in the order he was with as he facilitated the capture and/or death of the god of healing, as the gods are among mortals.
-Currently trying to steal a Kasathan relic to achieve what the big bad of a different campaign in the same world is doing 120 years in the future
-Looking for clues into the parentage of a party member after killing our previous innkeeper and burning down the inn to cover our tracks
-Re-entering the world we conquered with new characters as the world has gone to shit, because our characters have disappeared. Probably to try and conquer another plane.
-Trapped underground near a kobald colony with no healer or rogue. One of 2 people with darkvision.
>>713185266
I'm not giving you my address you psycho!
>>713185678
I love you Reimu!
sup
>>713185754
how do you keep all that straight? I have a hard enough time corralling 3 people to stay on topic for 2 hours
>all time favorite waifu of all time
all fucking time
Hmm everyone I know isn't here.
>>713185145
Thanks! You're a nice guy.
>>713185849
per
>>713186623
So are you.
>>713186483
I am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bWzyiU-S_w
>>713186758
Hi Yuuki, how are you tonight?
>>713186483
Are you Bard?
>>713186483
Shut up Bard.
>>713186341
Copious notes. Seperate character sheets, both physical and dropbox Herolab. A folder. And a great long term memory for tiny details.
>>713186933
No, no I am not.
>>713187065
If you're not Bard then I do not care for your existence.
>>713187037
alice?
>>713187048
I'm impressed, I can't convince my players to ever take notes. I need to pawn the character i've been running onto one of them or something so I can spend more effort keeping them on task
>>713186873
I'm good, a little tired but can't complain. You?
>>713187232
As expected...
I wouldn't care either way.
Soooooo I'm .40 short of getting a hat rn does anyone wanna help your man out?
>>713187468
only if you will be my women
>>713187468
.40 on what?
>>713187468
You're 40 years old and post on waifu threads?
>virgin detected.
>>713187373
Had a little to drink. The wedding at the banquet center had champagne, and they had some left over. Decided to have a bit of a celebration. I am pretty tired too.
>>713187468
Sure. Tell me how and I get you that hat.
My left arm feels oh so heavy
Claimed.
>>713187707
Hell yeah dude. I have a 3/4 full bottle of fireball that I meant to bring with me back to my apartment, but I left it at my parents house.
>>713187591
Maybe give me $0.40
>>713187666
Cash
>checked <3
> 40 cents
>>713187680
>got head tonight
>>713187707
:D
Do you have a snapchat or any other thing than 4chan you don't mind giving me?
> how drunk are you tonight btw qt
>>713187366
Use the character to push them in a direction. Or just have it hang in the background. Not really at the lead. Have them be chased by a tarrasque just fir shits and giggles. Even something just part tarrasque.
>>713188014
what kind of head?
>>713188014
What platform, I mean?
>>713188160
red
> more specific a blow job from a red head
>>713187857
Damn shame, you and I could have drank together.
I am out of champagne now though.
Anything cool happen today for you?
>>713188014
Idk, something like a half of bottle of champagne and a watered down shot of vodka. Working in a social placr has its ups I guess
Haha.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/
idfkwhattoputforalink
There's my steam.
>>713188250
Platform ---> Head
It's a hat qt im trying to buy a hat but the tax left me 40 cents short
>>713188272
he or she?
>>713188280
Not really, I've kinda just been working on this project all day, then I drove back to my school only to work on it some more lol. I have some beer here, but it's kinda late...
>>713188359
I mean, how should I got about getting you the 40 cents...
>>713188083
I have him chill in the background and to give hints, stuff like "maybe we should go back and look closer at that (insert whatever they missed here)" and also to balance their combat, no one wanted to magician
I have the framework for their final lvl 30 boss planned out already, guy's gunna try to take the power of the gods for himself, he's gunna succeed and then they have to kill him. basically the ending to brotherhood
>>713187234
Bread Loaf
>>713188405
More specific not a male
A female
>>713188280
siick
>>713188600
i like male more tbh but good for you
>>713188819
cute
>>713188819
adorable but why bread?
>>713188551
I am an idiet lol I think Yui got it hooked up so you needn't worry on this fine night :3
>how've you been sweeter I missed you, getting a bj didn't fill the whole in my chest
>>713189013
At least you got a bj lol, I've only ever gotten a kiss haha
>>713188554
Use the Cthulu PF statline. Shits cash.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/aberrations/great-old-ones/great-old-one-cthulhu
>>713180216
hbd
Where is Ibuki?
>>713188762
that shit gei
but gj for being honest
>>713189107
I think you're cool bud take your time be wary of semen demons
>>713189178
I like, I would need to up the HP though, I like to make boss fights a grind, they've already brought down someone with 3,000hp
>>713189486
Thanks man, and duly noted :D
>have some thigh highs
>>713189704
Lol this image filled the whole
> when you and I doing your promos bud C;
>>713190073
I refuse to do my promos tbh.
>>713189486
i like girls too tho but i like guys a lot
>>713189524
Notice his specials.
50% miss chance.
If seen with true seeing, DC 40 Will or random insanity.
Comes back as per True Resurrection within 2d6 rounds. Staggered for 2d6 rounds.
If he dies after passing the staggered rounds, he then repeats the resurrection.
Can they take him down twice in 8 turns while Nauseated and afflicted by insanities?
Why not make him immune to crit?
>>713189354
Thanks Ui!
How are you doing tonight?
