Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713048714
(shiro)
does shiro even have many lewds?
What happened to the thread?
It's always sunny
in this city.
>>713049482
it got burnt by the sun :o
>>713049362
Not really. The lewds I have work fine for me though.
Their must be a benevolent force out there who's realised just how awful these threads are.
It's always sunny in this city.
>>713049600
Consider suicide imhotbqhwufam
ami is my waifu
Unexpected end to the last one.
Houki claimed.
>Akame
I can see where you're coming from, but don't be so harsh on your sense of self-worth.
>Shiro
I'll be up early as well. As we know, this game is usually the kingmaker in most seasons. I'm not rooting for anyone in particular, but I want a good game nonetheless.
Will be deleted but eh.
>>713048691
Nein, and why have i become of your focus?
Did the other Nui do something to cause this?
>>713048956
Oh, cool, why me though?
Just have nothing to say?
>>713049899
Whoops.
>>713049899
Fuck Ohio State. I also do not like Michigan, but I REALLY hate Ohio State. Go Michigan.
Jabrill Peppers will return a punt for a touchdown, do the Heisman pose, Lamar Jackson plays like shit against Kentucky, BAM, Jabrill Peppers Heisman winner 2016. Easy.
>>713049794
I was the same when I first met my love.
Delet this thread.
>>713050003
It's me, the real Nui husband.
What did I possibly cause? I wanna say probably not related to me, but I don't know what it is.
>>713049899
no matter what people say, I can't think otherwise
How's everyone doing?
>>713050714
Surely you jesting.
Well one or two anons were bothered by the tulpa thing or whatever it is.
But now i'm thinking, why do you show up at this time? are you a phony of the phony?
>>713051171
Pretty good, yourself?
>>713050419
>tfw mizzou gets cucked by blm and now are shit at every thing
>>713051171
Yui you are such a cute. How was work?
>>713049998
Hey Yuuki. How goes the ceiling over there?
>>713050419
Eh, now that you mention that scenario, I'll have to root for Michigan. I think Harbaugh goes supernova if they lose though.
>>713050781
I won't tell you to stand up if your feet haven't hit bottom yet, but give things a chance. As long as things aren't closed off completely there's always going to be one.
>>713051219
No jestin at all.
They can be bothered by it all they like, doesn't make me the slightest bit less happy having Nui with me.
I just felt like checking the thread, didn't actually feel like posting but I saw me being mentioned.
>>713051431
Good, still holding for now. What about you?
>>713051485
*give that ass a good smack*
>>713051171
Really shitty.
You?
Hex Maniac claim
>>713051171
Enjoying the quiet night now that everyone's asleep.
>>713051620
It's time for research and bean counting now that it's quiet here.
Aoi Asahina claimed.
>>713051460
Ah, so lies!
True, but i dislike getting too much attention for another's actions so it's kinda annoying.
Ah, alright, seemed out of nowhere, i suggest you pick up filenames then.
>>713052037
>research and bean counting
What's that? I've been meaning to do some stats homework, gotta do some computations and write a paper
>>713051431
I'm the one closing things off, one by one
>>713051337
Fucking super cucked. I was watching the Missouri vs. Arkansas game a little earlier, that stadium was so damn empty I could've mistaken them for an FCS school if there was a track around the football field. So they also lost fans.
>>713051431
>supernova coaches
Bo Pelini to Purdue please. I miss seeing him on the sidelines.
~Shiro
My pure beautiful Megumi
>>713051625
I wouldn't mind coping a feel, yes,
>>713051268
Quite good, really. Had a fun night. Got to dance with a qt.
>>713051420
Nice, see above for reasoning. Plus made $20 in tips. Thank you for the compliment!
>>713051684
Why is your day shitty? Anything I can help? See above for my day.
>>713052037
Yeah, finally shitpost-chan is gone for the time being.
Took a while, but it seems that Bay of Pigs was a success!
Fidel Castro lived to 90.
>>713052571
>>713053038
How was harvest?
>>713053196
Mai!
>>713052831
Nice, what's the occasion?
>>713052831
Well, yesterday really tired me out and gave me a serious headache, I woke up at about 5 PM, and I'm sick again (I got sick last Friday and barely got over it Tuesday) and my good blanket is ruined.
>>713052193
Oh, just checking up on financial news and the investment accounts. Every now and then I check in to see how my funds are performing, make sure that the bills have all been paid, and that any extra money is stashed somewhere that will earn me more. December is also dividend payout month, so I try to make sure I've done all my buying before then.
>>713052197
Well, don't shut things out completely. It's easy to just do it, but dealing with things alone after that is the true punishment. Don't disappoint me.
>>713052407
Mizzou is truly an empty shell of themselves. That whole fiasco really gutted them for a long time to come.
I could totally see Pelini in Purdue. He needs to be on a sideline somewhere.
>>713052696
*smacks her in the fucking face*
>>713052185
Truths, actually.
I like keeping my names to originals when possible so I can find the source again if I need to, but maybe a folder for postin or somethin. Still, it's just something someone can dupe to impersonate me anyway.
You know ots a bad afternoon when you just cant relax at all
>>713053661
None, just random half-drunk girls that want to embarrass employees of a banquet center.
>>713053683
Did you take some Ibuprofen? Make sure you drink plenty of Orange juice! And why is your good blanket ruined? Is it fixable?
>>713054098
Or spell
>>713053714
Oh okay, that makes sense. Fortunately I haven't had to deal with that. I do want to try compound interest with some money.
>>713053341
Akari!
>>713054133
Oh haha, I had a random drunk girl ask me to kiss her at a concert a while back.
>>713054173
WTF is that picture??
>>713054173
Nice selfie, slut.
>>713053902
I believe you mean nonsense.
I suppose, but i thought someone was doing it before that.
>>713054133
Yes, I don't hace any OJ and someone (no clue who did it) put it outside and it's super muddy and gross now, it might not be fixable but I'll damn sure try.
>>713054340
I wish that were me..
>>713053714
goodnight
>>713049276
suh dudes
>>713054564
Fuck
offfffffffff
>>713049276
Dibs on Tsunade
>>713053714
I give them at the very least, ten years to get their relevancy back.
He's coaching Youngstown State right now. Of course it's an FCS school, but a historically good one at that. Jim Tressel coached there, and is now the president of the school.
>>713054183
How is your night? Where are you from if you don't mind me asking?
>>713054564
Ikaros a cute.
A CUTE
>>713054173
Do you know how the exponential function works?
>>713054855
you're god damn right she is
>>713054654
You have to go through Naruto first.
>>713054564
You seem very familiar
>>713054295
Did you take the opportunity up?
>>713054399
Damn, you should buy some OJ if you have the energy, shit helps your immune system. Yea, try washing it a couple times, as long as there aren't any tears it should be fine, just might need a little work.
>>713054990
Too bad she has no personality.
>>713054717
Comfy, I'm from Wisconsin.
>>713054534
Good night, until next time.
>>713054133
It was glorious.
>>713054715
There's no shame in FCS, hell, I enjoy their games from time to time.
I think I'm gonna finish up some stuff and then sleep.
Take it easy everyone.
>>713055028
I would pay to see this.
But only if it had the original voice actors
>>713054887
The PE^RT function? Yes I do. P is the amount of money invested, E is e, R is the interest rate, and T is the time in I believe months
>>713055039
I did, that was actually my first kiss.
>>713055032
Damn it
>>713055039
No way am I going to the store, my head would implode. It's real gross, but I'm going to wash it once I'm able to get up and do some laundry.
Did I get her?
>>713055514
no.
>>713055514
Yes
>>713055514
Excellent taste
>>713055252
Niiice, I'm from Missouri.
>>713055731
YUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>713055782
YYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>713055552
I don't see her anywhere else
>>713055304
Good deal!
>>713055254
Sleep nicely.
>>713055780
THREE FUCKING PEOPLE FROM MISSOURI
How many weebs are in this state?
>>713055866
WUZ GUD NIGGA
>>713055873
How goes it?
>>713055981
Tummy is full of mcnuggies, just watch some monogatari and leaning of the sleepy side
>>713055933
IIRC there were like 8 people from Texas at one point
>>713055981
Pretty good thanks! How about you?
>>713055933
Who else is from the Show-Me State?
>>713056129
Oooooooh, I want some nuggies. I all have is pretzels
>>713056258
I'm good, doing some stats homework
Should I spam the virgins?
>>713056492
go for it
>>713056349
Hehehe pretzels are for fegs
ITT:
>grown men who have never come into sexual contact with a woman
>grown men who are active members of a community based upon loving a cartoon character
>15 year old outcasts who are one bully away from the next columbine
>GameStop employees
>edgy faggots
>>713056699
YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK YOU NEANDERTHAL
>>713056258
Well me for one, then a Mugi, dunno if its the common one though, and then Mizore is currently living here.
>>713055304
Was it a good one?
>>713055397
Ok, hope you feel better. :)
>>713056803
I've done the 3DPD and didn't like it.
>>713056805
Make me
What's it like being older than 16 and still a Virgin?
>>713056813
I mean, I can't really compare it to any other kiss I've had, but yeah, it was nice.
>>713056492
Stupid normalfag threw his phone because someone on 4chan posted something he didn't like and he can't replace it lawl
>>713056803
>>15 year old outcasts who are one bully away from the next columbine
fuck
>>713056874
I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex
>>713056882
I'm not, I'm gonna keep eating my pretzels like a heterosexual man
Kurome claimed.
>>713056492
I'll help if you do.
>>713049276
how can you claim them if they are not real?
>>713056803
Hey now, I don't fit into any of those categories, except for maybe the last one depending on your definition of edgy
>>713056813
Thank Yui
:^)
>>713057098
God damn it not again
>>713056990
That's right! Can't tussle with me nigga
Hello everyone, sorry I'm late
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>713056915
Honestly, I see nothing wrong with it. Sex is over rated and I regret about losing my virginity at a young age. Instead of enjoying life I was too busy chasing tail.
>>713056923
Kissless virgin spotted
>>713056968
>being so monumentally autistic that you believe calling someone normal is a valid criticism
>being such a social retard that you chastise someone for having a fucking phone
Fuck you people are sad. I broke my phone because I was making easy Mac and the boiled water spilled on me and pissed me off. Sorry I don't use mommys credit card to buy a new phone like your virgin ass would kek
>>713057162
MMMMMM THESE PRETZELS ARE SO GOOD
>>713057230
>sex is overrated
Typical Virgin response to justify his pathetic virginity
>>713057323
>broke your phone because you were angry
Did mommy not let you eat tendies either?
>>713057369
You know what else is good?
>>713057323
>easy mac
>>713056349
What kind of stats? I'm minoring in that subject
>>713056813
Oh wow I wouldn't have guessed so many of us frequent this thread. The Midwest in general I guess.
>>713057323
I didn't say shit about you owning a phone, just called you a retard for breaking it like the man baby you are.
Just shows how insecure you are about it.
>>713056989
It's not hard to get laid, anon.
Fucking perma virgins coping with their autism by having a cartoon wife I can only imagine how unattractive you faggots are behind the computer screen
>>713057423
It is overrated if you're not in love.
>>713057462
Not mcnuggies?
>>713057514
I'm doing t-tests. I did a statistical study for my term project and i need to do the computing with a 2 sample t-test. Unfortunately I don't know how to get the standard deviations.
>>713057323
Never fucking mind then I'm just going to sit here and laugh at you
>>713057734
DEEZ NUTZ
Kek I saw a post one time where people were saying these threads are the brain child of a special ed teacher trying to keep his autistic students calm, how does it feel to be autistic?
>>713057202
lewds you must post
>>713057717
Some people like children, some people like animals. We like anime girls, who cares?
>>713057734
Can't you use the formula for the standard deviation of a sample data set? I took a break from school after my mother passed so it's actually been a couple years since I've had a statistics class. Let me review real quick
>>713057955
If you'd stop being such a loser and get some real pussy I promise you wouldn't be here, go ahead and lie to boost your self esteem and justify your presence in these threads by saying you've fucked 10 girls but still prefer this, I'm waiting
>>713057717
Ive been told I look like a normie
Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. Afte I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student would it post here because it had been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again.
>>713049276
Claiming this hunk. Yes, I'm female.
>>713058186
people masturbate here too mang
>>713058159
Again, I've had pussy, and I don't care much for it anymore. I'm not a mangina like you.
>>713057870
LEL U GOT ME XD
>>713058092
I don't remember the formula, but I can google around
>>713058186
Kek. How many of you are his students? Y'all are all part of an autistic classroom oh my goodness fucking faggots hhahahah
>>713058195
Standard /b/ rules apply.
>>713058300
Just as I expected
>>713058328
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH BOIIII
>>713057323
STORY TIME!
>>713058195
Next time, claim a better HUNK. Also, fuck off.
>>713058351
>taking a 3 week old copypasta as fact
Are all summerfags this fucking gullible?
>>713058417
NOICE
>>713058360
Those rules only apply to OP, fucking newfag!
>>713056923
As long as it was nice, it doesn't matter.
>>713057098
*hug*
>>713057202
Hey Juvia
>>713057323
>implying most of us here aren't kissless virgins
>>713057423
Dunno, I'd prefer a long night of cuddles and body-on-body warmth over 10 minutes of fast-action pounding.
>>713057514
So what part of MO? Are you close to St. Charles?
>>713057512
Oh God this image is pleasing
>>713057717
Did a waifu claimer fuck your girlfriend or something? Did he touch you when you were young? Seriously, what did the waifu claimer do,I'll get out the doll if you need it.
>>713058351
>>713058186
Samefag
>>713058488
So sleepy! but must play destiny
>>713058486
Whatever you say autist. Don't you have homework or does he sedate y'all with obsessively claiming a poorly drawn cartoon as you wife?
>>713058520
>any girl who admits they are a female on /b/
Fixed that for you, fagger.
>>713058560
>>713058406
Pussy is a dime a dozen. I've seen ugly 300lb neckbeards getting 10/10 sluts. No one cares. Don't be a fucking mangina and chase after pussy 24/7.
>>713058556
Yep. I asked her about it after the show, she said she was drunk, then wandered off. Oh well
>>713058577
Sleep > destiny, but you do you
>>713058698
I'll dream of hannu tho and be sorta cranky it was only a dream
>>713058668
Oh. My mistake. Kissless virgins like you tend to pull that shit.
>>713058558
>did a waifu claimer fuck your girlfriend
Kek, there's no way you're thar delusional to think you people are desirable enough to spark infidelity. So I'll point out the obvious fact that none of you have ever even gotten your own pussy, much less someone else's. Go back to rubbing your malformed penis onto a pillow case with an 11 year old girl printed on it you fucking borderline pedophile
>>713057717
Those are some asumptions you're making.
>>713058909
>11 year old
>borderline pedo
And you call us autists
PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
>>713058908
rude
>>713058676
I'll take things that we both know aren't true for 500 Alex
You're only saying this to justify your neckbeardom and presence in this cancerous virginity festivals
>>713058556
Lol no I'm from a very small town smack dab in the middle of the state. I'm guessing you're from St Charles? Very nice area I hear.
>Lord Of War disc is scratched
Fugg
>>713058560
Hex Maniac a sex maniac!
>>713058909
Obligatory reply
>>713059091
Wew
>>713059061
You must be one of the frequently bullied underage autists that populate the thread. I was assuming we are all 18+, because if you are, and you don't see having sexual attraction towards and 11 year old as pedophilloic, you need to hang yourself
>>713059231
Catgun be triggeriffic
>>713059100
Nigger I'm 19, I can't even grow a beard or gain weight yet.
>>713057952
No anon-san i got yelled at last time for doing that
>>713058556
Well hello there,
How are you?
>>713059338
I meant you see it as BORDERLINE. 11 is literally pedophilia you raging boner of a manlet.
>>713059091
*inserts fingers and opens mouth wide*
>>713058825
Well, then you just need to stay awake the whole time.
Claiming Alice2
>>713059549
Not possible, guess I'll just endure it
>>713059376
I'm 19 too, the last "anime" bullshit I watched was Pokemon when I was like 5 years old. You never grew up and still watch this faggy shit which is why you never get pussy and claim an underage looking cartoon character as your wife. If you see nothing wrong with jackin off to an 11 year old, and you're my age, you're def an autistic permavirgin
>>713059097
Not gonna deny being a kissless virgin then? I assume it's common knowledge? Alright then. Glad you can come to terms with that. Really big step in the right direction. Maybe the next step can be losing a little weight. That neckbeard of yours may be the reason why you're the only person not getting mad pussy 24/7.
But uh... yeah. One step at a time
>>713059444
I said borderline because it's a cartoon, I forgot you lonely delusional virgins convinced yourself this gay shit is real, my bad
>>713059789
Sup so-called hated one
>>713059231
Damn straight
>>713059789
But uhh.. You didn't accuse me of that? You posted an image made by the same person who left those comments, who excluded the comments of people agreeing with me kek what a fucking faggot
>>713059789
i'm a skinny weakling :(
i don't have a neckberd
>>713059429
DO IT!
>>713059882
I'm not tomoko if that's what you're implying
>>713059789
What's also funny is that pic of my face is cropped from a pic of me and my girlfriend, not gonna admit to being a kissless virgin when we've been dating for 2 years and fornicate more often than you virgins beat off to your body pillows
>proof
>>713059789
which one is ikarous?
>>713059924
Sorry, I mistook you for the other guy. My apologies. Have a cowgirl
>>713059937
See, it won't help if you don't acknowledge that you have a problem. You're a fat fuck and it isn't healthy. Get some fucking help man. HOLY SHIT.
>>713059091
*puts a cookie in mouth*
>>713059155
Sort of, I live next to a trailer park though, so whatever happens there, basically happens in my neighborhood too. Upside is, I am close to cheap drugs.
If I recall correctly you may be close to where Mugi lives though, pretty central state.
>>713059429
Pretty good
>>713052831 (for more info)
>>713060197
NICE MEME
>>713059444
>not being a closet pedo
Why are you on 4chan?
Neckbeards trying to figure out how they gonna damage control all that kek
>>713059738
Who is she?
>>713060044
Chen.
>>713060645
Normie.
>>713060623
but anon im not
>>713060645
*hugs the (yui)*
Virgini twisting their cheeto stained neck beard hair trying to find a way to damage control their cancerous cartoon wife thread lo
>>713060197
Jesus man. The breakup must have been worse than I thought
guess who drank a 5th of jager at the tureky day party
>>713060549
ky sci lol
>>713060952
All those minutes you had to scratch your greasy head and figure out some damage control, and this is what you come up with? If I wasn't at work id post a time Stamp with her kek
>>713060886
Well now I know... looking back it should have been pretty obvious, but I was in the zone.
>>713060813
I guess I am a normie.
>>713060886
*hugs the anonymous person who is likely either Sachi or Konata but I don't know because I am on mobile and mobile doesn't have 4chanX for Clover*
You can have a kiss too
*kisses*
>>713061159
i dont think theyre ever coming back
>>713059738
I appreciate this cosplay
>>713061098
Listen, I know you're going through some tough times. And I'm here for you. But this blatant ignorance of the real problem is just disgusting.
>Hex Maniac
>>713059887
I want to fuck the Hex Maniac
>>713061192
if its writing or some meme you can assume it's me
no kisses
It must be damage control because someone is buttmad about 'muh /b/'.
>>713061450
real talk you should forget about bc
>>713061402
I do too
>Hex Maniac
Hmm thread dead
What happened?
>>713062181
Maybe a mad mod/janitor
>>713062181
>>713062074
>>713062074
>>713062181
>>713062173
>>713062256
phoneposter-kun is having a bit of a tantrum
God fucking dammit
>>713062636
>713062636
>>713062636
>>713062636
im sci
>>713062645
>>713062645
>>713062645
>>713062942
dont steal my trick
>>713063110
i will
