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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>heresy is a crime
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>713062778
>>713062636
Good choice, post more.
>>713062839
hey whats up
why can't you anons go to /a/ ???
>>713062863
thanks
Is this the thread we are keeping?
I cant wait to delete this thread lol you dumb vigins keep falling for it
>>713062913
don't spam this one its fake im about to delete it lol
>>713062969
>>713062969
yes this one is safe
hello b4rd
>>713062969
yes
>>713063027
yeah sure
>>713063046
>>713063046
Nope not bard, sorry.
Just a new guy
This bake is so bad I don't even want to post my waifu in it.
>>713063124
u are bard no. 4
no ones posting huh,must be new thread,in search we go anons.
>>713062892
Not a lot, I'll watch some anime in a bit maybe. It's also my birthday today, something I didn't even remember until now.
>>713063225
Who was 1, 2, and 3?
Alice2 is CLAIMED
>>713063373
Who was phone?
kek, neckbeard virgins getting frustrated because they fall for my fake threads and I delete them, not as smart as you think you are weebs
I praise the one and only true god Haruhi. There is no god but Haruhi and Nagaru Tanigawa is Her prophet.
>Thou shalt have no other god other than her.
>Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands.
>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave
>isweartogod
>>713062797
rem is best girl... but also deadest girl...
>>713063363
happy b-day
>>713063373
bard, ui, and someone else
>>713063490
Do you own any of your goddesses merch anon?
Here
>>713063534
Shoko from Koe no Katachi?
>>713062636
Sena kashiwazaki
She is my waifu... forever...
I wonder if the mods are just hyperactive?
>>713063698
no this has happened before
theres a guy who makes new threads just to delete them and cause confusion
>>713063456
The answer: we may never know.
>>713063534
Oh, I'd like to meet this someone else, they sound cute.
>>713063459
NICE MEME
:^)
>>713063705
Nice, I read the manga, just waiting for an English release or some localization
>>713063459
This is why your girlfriend broke up with you.
I say post away. who cares honestly?
this one does not.
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>713063776
3dpd
>>713063459
We won't fall for it ever again!
>>713063534
Thank you.
>>713063884
If need be, I'll make the next thread.
check my Kurome dubs
>>713062797
>>713063797
okay i think ui is around right now i'll try to get him. he's no rly cute tho, bard is the cute one.
>>713063811
yea i was excited about the movie from a trailer so i decided to read the manga
good stuff
>>713063872
cuz they arent about anime
>>713063963
so do u not have plans?
>>713064001
So clooose
>>713063363
Happy Birthday!
Do you want a present?
>>713064001
Oi... thems some noice dubs.
Claimed.
>>713064035
I also want to see Your Name, but who knows when either of those make it to the states. Anyway, how's it going?
>>713064166
Please don't tease me.
>>713064035
If Ui is the one that still posts, I believe I have met him, bard however, i believe I have witnessed before I came, but never met.
this one is surprised Mia is not taken...
>>713064001
I did you one better and got you trips
If mods at deleting thread after thread, we really should consider another board. I know it's what the shit posters want but come on don't be edgy.
>>713064303
I-I'm sorry... T^T
>>713064035
Nothing right now, and probably for the rest of the day, though it's not even 8 AM yet and I've been up since 5. You have any of your own?
>>713064164
N-Nani?
Though I would like that, yes.
>>713064500
Steam?
I can buy you something reasonable.
>>713064339
Fuck you. I will be edgy as fuck. The edge alone will cut a hole in the goddamn space-time fucking continuum, and create a black hole that will fucking devour everything. And you're gonna be fucking pleased about it.
Also, see
>>713063459
8ch /animus/
>>713064287
going fairly well for me hbu
>>713064326
i dont know, i havent seen either of them here
>>713064500
probably going to watch some anime i guess
so no, no plans
How have you people not found out about that place yet? It's not a secret, and both myself and Scientism posts there.
>>713064679
>>>/a/
>>>/c/
>>>/jp/
I've posted many threads on these boards asking about this topic. You can post this cancer on all of these but /jp/ is the most welcoming. Go to your containment board or get spammed or pruned more.
>>713064679
>>713064856
Stop shilling your circlejerk you leech.
Hello everyone, are we safe?
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>713064856
nobody is interested
It worked, the shit posting and pruning has slowed down waifu for the night, if I see a spike in posts I'm going to spam
>>713064858
See
>>713063459
>>713064740
I'm good, working on some homework at the moment
Fuck it... I'm still here.
>>713064858
Or, you know, just go to that other place and not have to deal with any of that shit. The mods of that board are ineffective and are a part of the community.
>>713064920
It's not my circlejerk. I hate it there, but the old animu posters jumped ship a while ago to that other place. It's also shit, but there are no bans or thread pruning.
>>713065065
neat
what are u studying
>>713064987
Being so naive that you actually think I have any control over what the mods do. You people rely on intelligence as your only redeemable quality because you're fat neck beards but yet you're all proving to be stupid as a sack of fucking rocks
Akari claim
>>713065118
Statistics. It's for a term project. Almost done, just have to write up the paper and make the presentation
Fuck off Sci, no one wants you anywhere.
>>713064338
>
>>713064493
Its okay. What anime is that?
>>713065127
Wow... y'know I'm hoping you misunderstood. Because otherwise you are looking pretty foolish.
>>713065215
>>713065215
>>713065215
This is true.
>>713065215
>>713065215
>>713065215
>>713064619
I don't have a steam account, mainly because I don't have a debit card. But I wouldn't want you to spend anything for me anyway.
>>713064740
Decidedly similar situation.
>>713064858
I don't see a lot of people talking about anime here though.
>>713065191
i like statistics
but i havent flexed my math brain in so long im kinda scared to get back to it
>>713065215
hiya rin whats up
You 8gagers ruin everything, I'm going to feed dudwheels to the pigs if you don't stop shilling.
Not only are you all fat, ugly man children, but you're also dumb as bricks.
>falls for fake threads repeatedly
>calls others newfags
Even the arbitrary things you try to redeem yourself with fall flat, you are really a sad bunch, /waifu/. Go ahead and damage control I'm waiting
>>713065357
It's interesting, just not when it's for projects lol. I have two other projects to do as well
>>713065357
nothing.
going to go now
bye
>>713065224
Haganai, short for Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai.
its about a group of friendless individuals trying to learn how to make friends and fit in with the masses... pretty entertaining...
>>713065364
mai my
>>713065342
so what are u gonna watch?
>>713065441
i see
>>713065518
oh
nice seeing u rin take care
>>713065398
Nah, no need. You're doing plenty
>Hex Maniac
>>713065342
Its your birthday, though. And you aren't doing well money-wise.
If I can't give anything to you atleast accept a fake hug over the internet
*hug*
Have you all prayed to your god Haruhi today?
>>713065588
Yep, it's a pain, especially because I'm on break
These threads are the closest things you neckbeards have to a social life huh? Admit it and I'll leave forever
>>713065539
Does it have an English dub?
>>713065669
aw yea thats a real bummer
doing anything besides homework on break tho?
>>713065743
Yes, now go.
>>713065827
yep. subbed and dubbed. and the dubbing is pretty decent from my point of view.
>>713065743
Okay fine, it's true. Besides the people in this thread, the only person I talk to is my mom when she brings my food or changes my adult diaper. All she ever has to say is that I'm too old for this, but she's a normie. She even has an iPhone kek. Anyway, yeah I would appreciate if you'd leave us alone shitposter kun, you win
>>713065982
stop
>>713065827
>english dub
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>713065743
Fine. I admit it. These threads are the closest thing you have to a social life.... fuck let me try that again.
I admit it. You are a massive cuck. DAMMIT.
I ADMIT IT, BUSH DID 9/11 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SHIT.
>>713065968
I can second that the dub is pretty good and worth a watch
>>713066050
Forgot the image
>>713065829
I'm on thanksgiving break, so I just came home to relax with my family. That's about it, I drive back to school tomorrow
oh i see he's responding to himself lmao
>>713066062
Yay, I'm not a filthy person for having watched both subbed and dubbed... (\-_-/)
>>713065743
Fuck off already. You're nothing but a bully. You know how many times I've had to call my mom down to the basement to complain about you? Tonight is the last time shitposter sama. I admit it. These threads are my only way of coping with my incredibly tiny penis and my 22 year old virginity. Good riddance, am I right otaku chans? ;)
I'll stream my suicide on xhamster if I get dubs.
>>713065941
Yes!
>>713065968
Sounds like fun, then.
>>713066047
Huh?
>>713066223
So close
I actually wouldn't mind replacing my social with waifu threads.
>>713066222
Trips of truth, this is exactly how I feel bout the situation, glad you said it cutie chan :) where's your waifu? Wanna ERP?
>>713066188
hey i have a q
do u feel rested when u wake up
>>713066275
no
dont take such obvious bait pls
ur playing right into their hands
>>713065650
Somewhat true, but I'm content the way I am.
A virtual hug is appreciated though.
>>713065588
Amaama to Inazuma and Serial Expirements Lain. What about you?
>>713066218
Watching the dubs is good for just relaxing since you can just sit there
>>713066358
make a 24/7 waifu chat then i dont need real friends
>>713066423
Depends on how many hours I get. Less than 3, usually no, 6-8 yes, 9+ no
>>713066418
>thought that went without saying.
>>713066423
Oh okay.
>>713066523
Internet friends ARE real friends too!
>>713066554
I said it anyway
Well. My neice is having a bad day.
Shit poster here. Ask me anything
>>713066523
True. I watch dubs when I'm feeling incredibly lazy.
>>713066736
Why havent you paid to have your phone fixed?
>>713066672
d-does that make you my real friend...?
don't
>>713066426
well first i gotta finish rewatching gurren lagann then i pick from a few different recs i got:
Amaama to Inazuma also
Bokura ga Ita
Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita
Sakura Trick
Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso
Plastic Memories
actually, u pick which one it is
>>713066530
i see
do u ever have times that now matter how u sleep u wake up not rested?
>>713066832
bad
stop
>>713066736
Gnihtyna em ksa ereh retsop tihs?
>>713066850
Yes. There are some nights where I wake up every hour or so for no apparent reason, other times I'll immediately fall asleep and wake up 7 hours later groggy. It's annoying as hell.
>>713066832
I tried but the guy who does it in my small town said he can't because it's more than the screen that's messed up. Id have to get a new phone and not every can ask mommy for her credit card to buy anything they want.
That phone alone has triggered more weaboos than the Enola Gay
>>713066876
Reeeeeee stop responding to him
He's interrupting our virginiry festival reeee mommy come down here I need a change!!!
>>713066850
If you're willing to take recomendations I'd suggest Shin Sekai Yori, I think there is an unofficial Horrible Subs batch floating around
>>713066974
yea
>>713067069
i'll hold on to that recommendation for later but u should pick one of them i already got
just so it's not ur own rec ur choosing
>>713066837
Mn!
>>713066736
>>713066918
Answer the question
>>713066992
That sounds like the mewlings of a beta to me.
Earn enough money to fix your shit already.
>claiming ikaros before sci does just to piss him off
>>713067231
Why do you ask?
>>713067308
Kek, I'm 19 and have 10k saved up. I can do it if I want but i don't mind having a cracked screen. Not gonna be talked down to by someone probably older than me who has never had sex or pulled a girl. You shower biweekly and mom
Buys you everything. Talk about a beta
>>713067236
Thank Haruhi that I have been blessed with such an amazing friend!
>>713067362
i have zero interest in ikaros the character
>>713067421
idk i just get that p frequently and dont want to feel like im alone in it
>>713067487
Now I feel as if I'm being trolled.
>>713067231
No worries, I wanted to watch Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso for a while now anyway. Also Sakamitsi if you're into gay duds playing jazz. And you should, it's pretty good.
>>713067506
Gotcha, it's not a regular occurrence for me, but it happens enough that it annoys me. Do you use sleeping pills or anything?
>>713066918
>>713067439
Answer it
>>713067439
Now I could call bullshit but you have your mind made up. If you had any self respect, or respect at all, you would fix that screen or get a new phone. Especially with that '10k' saved up, which is probably Indian Rupees.
>>713067680
It's funnier to ignore you just like all your classmates prolly did in high school because you were "that kid" who loved anime.
>>713067612
Just trying to show my devotion to Haruhi.
Seriously though were basically a thing now.
>>713067614
okay i'll watch that one then
ty
>>713067661
no nothing like that
>>713067690
Nah, I make 2k a week at my dad's company. Have fun beating off to a cartoon while I do shit with my girlfriend that you faggots fantasize about doing with cartoon characters
>>713067742
Y-you and Haruhi? What's so special about her?
Why is Sci here?
>>713067823
Oh, I would maybe suggest trying some, then again I'm no doctor or anything.
>>713067829
Just to clarify I work 7-7 so I get paid 2k for the weeks that I work, which is 2 weeks out of the month. Before you try to call bullshit to damage control your virginity thread
>>713067728
I know, they shouldn't have been so harsh on you
>>713067829
>Dads company
Ill stop here. This is just proof you cant get by without mummy and daddy.
>>713067851
fuck me yuno
Why is Scanner here too?
>>713067963
why are you here?
>>713067990
i usef to have to take melatonin as a kid but i dont remember if it helped
>>713068053
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch
>>713068053
Kek, I still work for my money. You have yet to deny that you're an ugly virgin who begs mommy for her credo card for new body pillows. Get your fat ass outside, get a job and get a girlfriend like me and Let's see if you actually participate in these threads
>>713067860
I-It's not like I have a personal relationship with her. Don't take it the wrong way, nobody could replace you!
>>713068090
i dont know if thats him
>>713068149
>Kek
ky
>>713068172
Virginity confirmed
>>713068121
No. You're just buttmad that we're on your /b/ you entitled little turd.
>>713068186
>he knows what I said is true
Mommmyyyyyyy do I have enough big boy points for chicken tendies and a new body pillow??? Fuckin cringey autist
>>713068172
Heh, that's sweet of you to say, but I already have someone special in my life.
>>713068119
Well, best of luck. I can't stand bad sleep.
Anyway, I'm off for the night. Have a good night /waifu/!
>>713068307
Virgin spotted
a-are we still arguing with a faceless person here? eh? bad habits die hard I guess.
Please let me roll dubs so I can end my pathetic life and show all of /waifu/.
I'm back, just had a 10/10 fap
>>713068409
What did you fap to?
>>713068409
so u did
>>713068373
Eh. Its ignoring time.
>working
>on /b/
>daddys company
>cant afford to fix a cracked screen
>>713068409
Oh hey, so did I.
>>713068149
I bet you work at a gas station or McDonald's. I can tell from the way you speak that you're only a few brain cells higher than a nigger. You have a girl huh? I bet she's 400 lbs with bolts in her neck
>>713068456
An L85A1.
>>713068480
I love all these new crops.
>>713068373
I'm just egging him on for lols.
>>713068480
Never said I couldn't afford it. Keep being jealous that I'm not a lonely faggot claiming a cartoon wife. At least I earn money instead of good boy points you autistic fuck
>>713068307
That's fine... I have someone too...
>Is kill
>>713068561
D-does someone need a hug?
Anon-kun..
>>713068480
Replying to ones self is a popular pastime too... maybe I should try it once... so self... what did you eat today?
>>713068561
And what do you do exactly big man?
>>713068538
Still yet to transfer. Im lazy.
>>713068519
>bet you work at Mcdonalds
Generic way to insult someone job, very basic and unoriginal, also not true
>generic insults about girlfriend
Typical response from someone's who mad that he's lonely and has to claim a cartoon as his wife, keep being jealous
>you're a nigger
Man baby who wouldn't say anything racist in public spotted
>>713068680
n-nothing self... just some spaghetti...
but I guess that's something huh?
>>713068668
i do too i was rejected
>>713068680
I had schnitzel with vegetables and pasta salad
>Rory-sama
>>713068353
I take pride in being a virgin.
>>713068402
No dubs for you because it's more fun watching you suffer!
>>713068566
S-sorry, but no one can replace my nee-san Akame.
>>713068456
Like 8 different threads on /h/
>>713068460
So I did
>>713068492
Noice, jerking's always good
>>713068524
I considered it
>>713068701
I work for an offshore company, big man baby
>>713068561
>don't earn money
Maybe I am not bringing home fat stacks, but it's enough to pay for my food and stuff.
Atleast I am not sucking on my daddy's teet of a company.
>>713068890
I went to /d/, felt a little kinky.
>>713068749
I like how you diverted the nigger comment for last. Did I strike a nerve? Did your mommy fuck a greasy knuckle dragger or was it your granny? You still never stated your employment you quadroon.
>>713068897
Laborer?
>>713068859
I guess that can't be helped. I'll be here everyday praying to Haruhi that you can accept me.
>>713068492
What did you fap to?
>>713068990
Actually, I did. And you know you wouldn't say anything racist in public you virgin
>>713068850
Bet that was pretty tasty~! pasta salad actually sounds pretty good right now... T^T
>>713062778
Who is this/where is she from?
>>713069514
koe no katachi
... sad day when I can't post anymore about sena... T^T
>>713069640
thanks
>>713069178
Just wanna put my dick right in her tongue.
>>713069788
in? or on? because I wanna put it on her tongue... ;3
