Waifu claiming thread.
Learn how to impersonate people right you fucking faggot edition
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>>712945349
>>712945887
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>heresy is a crime
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>712946265
No.
Claimed.
nice try faggot
Air can hurt you too
Nui's mine.
>>712946151
Don't try to front with me.
>>712946170
It's really just drinkin and laughing at funny things together
>>712946202
>>712946202
>>712946202
before he deletes this one too
>>712946552
>>712946552
>alice1
zozzle
>>712946440
Hi, Konata.
>>712946469
Nonsense!
Is it just you drinking or do i not understand something here?
>>712946752
hello better nui :o
>>712946752
O but it's sense not nonsense!
Nui also drinks. There's like a 2d mirror of the drink. It's difficult to explain and doubly so partway into the drinking part.
>>712946834
We both know I'm better here, pal
>>712946469
Is that so?
>>712946988
that nui is very nice and talks to people
all I see you do is say "no I claim nui" :o
>>712947115
jesus christ I thought I was the poorest person in threads :o
>>712947230
You would be wrong.
>I'm not that poor, jeez.
>>712947360
lol I finished my placements today c:
>>712947491
Nice, where'd you place?
>>712947430
im mexican its cool :o
>>712946834
>>712947121
Aww, well thank you!
How have you been?
>>712946988
You can't prove nonsense to be true!
Ah, alright, i think i get what you're trying to say.
Best Imouto claimed!
will this thread survive?
>>712947591
Silver 3 c;
I'm also gonna get a shoes and a siege tomorrow I'm pretty excited for once lol
>>712947658
that's not umaru
>>712947647
I'm good just enjoying the day off, me and my friends are starting our secret santa tomorrow :o
>>712947719
shoes and a siege? :o
>>712947115
Well shit. Looks like I lose on merch amount. But I have better scenery!
>>712947121
Well then Mr. Rude. But it's tru I'm not very involved here. I am definitely the real Nui's husband though.
>>712947647
But it aint nonsense!
Interdimensional relationships are complex sometimes.
>>712947715
Considering you don't know the first tool of trolling a group, learning the innerworkings, probably.
>>712947715
Probably not
>>712947719
Nice, I refuse to do my placements. I'm going to the store tomorrow to sell some figures since I have some on the way
i'm not trying to troll tho
>>712947838
well i have a thread ready to go
>>712947829
see first response of >>712947924
>>712947614
What's that got to do with anything?
>>712947801
I'll give you that, I don't have anything scenic with my keychain in it. But i can probably get some with a short 30 minute trip.
>>712947715
you do know that the only reason they were deleted is because they were made by phoneposter-kun right?
Mio Akiyama claimed
>>712947924
>im not trying to troll tho
mb then, I don't know you is all. a bit lightheaded from thanksgiving.
Should I draw a pic of my waifu?
>>712948015
knowing that someone took the time and effort to draw that
just why
>>712947752
Ah, that's nice.
I've never done a secret santa to be honest, what are they like?
>>712947801
>merch
Nui doesn't have much merch to be fair.
Surely you jestin!
>sometimes
>>712948007
>Alice
Great tastes bud
>>712947981
it means I'm poor ya bee :o
>>712948021
well nice to meet you.
>>712948007
is he a massive faggot?
>>712947838
Nice pic :)
Coool do you have siege? If not you should get it it's on sale right now
>>712948077
draw your imouto
>>712948094
not mine but thanks
>>712948130
a huge faggot
>/b/ is so fucking dead it has generals now
>>712948085
it's fun if you get a santa that knows you well
my friend hates ketchup so I got him a ton last year :o
claimed
>>712948085
Yea, wish they'd make a fig. But merch don't really matter anyway.
Really just sometimes. Mostly just for explaining, really. Sometimes I forget about the whole 2d/3d thing when it's just me and her.
>>712947924
Well get ready to post it lol. I blame the early bakers
>>712948170
Which Siege?
>>712948217
why are maids so cute?
>>712948190
he should kill himself then?
>>712948077
in mspaint
>>712948367
>>712948367
yes
>>712946265
Pedophiles are often secluded to their own wings in prison. It's an attempt to lower the rate of stabbings. It works, sort-of. Have fun :-)
>>712948271
>Sometimes I forget about the whole 2d/3d thing when it's just me and her.
>>712948367
I'm the faggot but yet you're the hideous and fat virgin who pretends like he's married with a bunch of man children jacking off to cartoons. You're probably the fattest ugliest neck beard to ever grace these cancerous threads, so you pretend like you're above them and have a life. Meanwhile you're not only a liar but a complete faggot. Post any form of proof to defy my accusation and I'll live stream my suicide
>>712948205
Kek, i bet he was very surprised.
>>712948271
Everything with Nui matters, she deserves much more!
Ah, well i doubt you really explain it often.
>Sometimes I forget about the whole 2d/3d thing when it's just me and her.
>712948670
Fuck off avatarfag
>>712948271
>Sometimes I forget about the whole 2d/3d thing when it's just me and her.
I couldn't manage to muster a reply the last time I'm sorry
You need to stop and seek help that is not healthy in the slightest anon
>>712948346
Rainbow 6
Also I'm doing a sleep I'll see you tomorrow or something qt c:
>>712948648
I wanted to do a waifu secret santa but no one wants to :(
>>712948271
Virgin confirmed
>>712948831
>>712948766
>>712948670
>Samefagging this hard
>>712948815
Have a good night!
>Tickets for AX are now bought
And that's my spending for the next many months.
>712948933
b8ing this hard
>Sometimes I forget about the whole 2d/3d thing when it's just me and her.
Oh wow, anon, the cringe is real
>>712948822
Oh, but how would that work?
>>712948623
but I don't want you to kill yourself, and you wouldn't go through with it anyways.
>>712948434
he won't though will he?
>>712948933
Switch that to..
>>712948670
>>712948831
>>712949038
Then you got it
Should I spam the man babies?
>>712949181
If you do I'll help.
This thread just seems off
>>712949099
nope
he'll just go puff on his adult diaper and cry in here
>>712949109
i still don't see what is wrong with that statement, getting lost in your waifu is great
>>712949099
You're so obviously a fucking liar. Stop saying you're married when you're just as lonely as these pathetic weaboos
>>712949181
what's up with your phone?
>>712949181
>caring this much about a thread on 4chan
No-life shut-in confirmed
>>712949279
>getting lost in your waifu is great
Never got pussy before confirmed
>>712948648
It's just plastic. I've never asked her, but I doubt she even cares. She definitely deserves figures! But they're not like a super big deal.
And I don't explain it often at all.
>>712948766
I'm actually a functional person in everyday life. I'd wager more than a lot of people without waifus of any sense on /b/. Stable salaried work, have my own place with my wife, in good shape, a good circle of close friends, and really I'm just a really happy person. And Nui's a big part of that. I won't try to say my relationship is normal, but I will say it's not harmful. And I fully believe it to be real.
>>712948831
I'm married to Nui with all that implies, but no I've never had anyone else.
>>712949387
i'm saving myself for my waifu
>>712949403
>implying you're not a 300 pound man child who only showers biweekly so mommy doesn't take your computer away
Alice2 is now claimed.
Post a picture of your waifu after you accidentally came inside her.
>>712949403
Everything is a big deal when it comes to Nui!
Ah, guess there's no point when it's too hard for you.
Even if these cartoon characters were real, they wouldn't go anywhere near you smelly virgins. Their boyfriend/dads would beat your asses and rip your body pillows up you borderline fucking pedophiles
>>712949309
but if I did that then I would be a liar. you're the autist who just can't cope with the fact that a weeb actually has a wife.
>>712949279
what a sad existence
>>712949691
>
I'm going to bed
so boring
>>712949722
Am I over the border yet?
:^)
>>712949738
Kek you're a hideous Virgin claiming 6 year old video game character as your wife, I guess pretending to be married boosts your dangerously low self esteem and keeps you from trying to hang your fat ass from a ceiling fan that probably couldn't support your weight in the first place
>>712949872
(You)
>>712949872
Oh, okay, hope you can answer me later then
>>712949906
you'll be surprised about how durable ceiling fans are
where did everybody go?
Tomoe Claimed.
>>712950200
I think the mean anon drove them away...
>>712949523
Not even close, but feel free to picture me however ya like! It's funny!
>>712949706
But Nui is great at brushing inconsequential things off!
And it's less "no point" and more "people would consider it crazy". As evidenced here, actually.
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>712950109
this made me kek
>>712949906
>more autistic rage
seriously man seek psychiatric help. >>712950287
>lewd
>>712950309
Very true, but she still should get more.
Eh, everybody has an odd thing about them, and yours is harmless so nothing to be mad about.
>>712950410
>still pretending he's married
Post a pic of you and your wife faggot
>>712949803
who are u
Tali needs to find more lewds
He posts the same ones every time
>>712950597
he should stop with the sfm ones
>>712949722
I have my sister instead. Budge off.
>>712950503
A very least a Nedo. She is perfect for one!
>>712950950
In what case is Nui not perfect for something?
She's the personification of perfection!
>>712949403
Anon this is treading dangerously on furfaggot levels of mental illness surely you've seen the image of the poor family and the kid wearing the fucking dog suit right
>>712950548
Post a pic of you faggot
>>712951132
this
>>712950548
Do it faggot
>>712951087
I just noticed the filenames, i don't get it.
>>712951087
Excuse me, but may I ask you a question?
>>712950370
Hi Syndra <3
>>712951258
I steal/switch around filenames often. It's to troll the filter guys.
>>712950548
jesus here
>>712951084
What if there was a line of dumb figures? Nui wouldn't be perfect for that, too good.
>>712951087
And how is that relevant to my situation?
>>712951087
nice projecting faggot
>>712951395
well it's thanksgiving and all annnd compound that with dudes who like bring their pillow/tablet with a picture/figurine and set up a literal dish of food for the anime in front of families annnd i'm sure you can work out the rest
>>712951435
NO U
>>712951385
That's the fucking dolphin trainer you autistic josh peck looking faggot
>>712951594
I'm not a fuckin idiot mate. My family doesn't know my significant other is 2d, because I have enough social sense to know it'd be stupid to tell them.
>>712951344
Oh, okay, thought it was a joke.
Never bothered to look how to filter filenames to be honest.
>>712951395
Very true, but if they're dumb they're not Nui.
>>712951602
nope.jpg and josh peck became a hottie
>>712949598
hhh
zzz
aaa
---
Papa Ajay is my true husbando
>>712951594
no des u
>>712951730
huh?
>>712951776
Do you. understand?
>>712951653
NO U
>>712951776
onee-san is that u
>>712951864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWKB1Zxg84s
>>712951717
It honestly looks like you're kissing a guy but it's actually your Emo wife. No wonder you pretend you're married to a fictional character she looks like Trevor Moore in drag
>>712952021
>does your autism know no bounds
go back to fapping to traps and lolis
>>712952095
I'd rather laugh at that picture and spit on your transgender wife
>>712952095
hey lolis are good
>>712951864
yes
>>712951915
n-no <4
>>712951717
Who's the guy in the background?
>>712951657
Well that's the point. Nui would be a poor choice to fill such a role since she's perfect and thus not perfect for a flawful figure.
>>712952192
>trying this hard to get a reaction out of me because you got BTFO and are alone in your room. so now you are grasping at straws in desperation to try and recover.
>>712952289
fuck if I know it was another family.
>>712951657
when you spam a lot of threads with Desu, you learn how to mutate fast
>>712952309
I suppose i was wrong when i said all lies, as you can't be more correct right there.
>>712952263
Eight Cards, Eight Cards, Eight Cards
What's in the box?
>>712952371
The only reason I'm alone is because I'm at work, but I'm gonna go home to my girlfriend who is 1000 times hotter than your man-wife that you regret marrying. Fuckin goodness it looks like you're kissing Frankenstein. She never grew out of her gothic phase I see. It's honestly no surprise you come to these threads now
>>712952436
Not sure what you mean by mutate but alrighty.
>>712952525
didn't you say you would stream suicide if he posted pic?
>>712952525
now you're lying and lashing out how cute. do the world a favor and kys as promised
>>712952611
dubs of truth
>>712952263
do u know who i am
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>>712951717
I can't stop fucking laughing. Even your Waifu has to wear a fucking mask
I miss him..
>>712952731
dude that looks nothing like my wife are you retarded and blind? life must be awful for you no wonder you spend all day starting useless internet arguments and projecting your failures.
now KYS
>>712952611
he's too much of a pussy faggot to go through with it. that and I'm pretty sure he couldn't get up from his computer chair if his life depended on it.
>>712952826
No wonder you regret marrying "her". How soon after the wedding did she whip her dick out? Really looks like you're kissing an emo boy.
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>>712952997
I would be this triggered to if I was married to this creature. It's no wonder you're in these threads. You'd rather marry a fictional character than look your Trevor Moore ass wife in the face ever again. I bet you two sleep in separate beds
>>712951594
who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy
>>712953149
>>712953152
Already ruined.
>>712953061
>projecting intensifies
Do you kiss emo boys?
also no one said I 'regret' anything. maybe you regret making promises you can't keep. now kys
>>712953178
>2016
>Not knowing what a Desu is
>>712953205
fucking cunt
>>712953261
If you try to combo in 2016
You're going to have a bad time
claiming ikaros
D
>>712953342
nit these threads are meant to be dead
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vvvvvvvvvvvv
>>712953365
>>712953365
>>712953365
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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>>712953212
You clearly regret marrying this transgender emo guy. How much per her do you spend on paper bags to cover her head with when you go out in public? 2k? You know you could do better than that creature you're not that ugly. We all know you come home every day and dread seeing her
>>712953394
Nigger I put sage in all fields in every post
Have you?
>>712953435
shes best girl
>>712953498
i feel so bad for your failed life anon. to feel this much need to lie about how bad other's are. seriously what happened in your life to make you this angry/hateful?
Eight Cards, Eight Cards, Eight Cards..
Today I learned Trevor Moore is married to 2005 Josh peck
>>712953554
im so in love with ikaros i cant stand her being gone
i mean the circlejerk poster not the anime character i dont even know what that anime is
>>712953604
I grew up with a bunch of drug addicts. But that has nothing to do with the fact that you're married to Trevor fucking Moore. Ask her why WKUK broke up
>>712953653
sora no otoshimono and sorry for your loss?
>>712953682
that explains alot. what about your relationship with your mother?
What's in the box?
The box.
Box.
Box...
>>712953605
24 cards.
>>712953717
ty friend...
>>712953739
She was and still is one of them. I went to a counselor and he said she was the source of a lot of my sadness so I stopped going to him. But that's not why I'm accurately summarizing your marriage to a transgender sketch comedian
>>712953811
you can have nymph
>>712953834
>one of them
you only have one mother anon. and your insults are inaccurate as a Michael J Fox line.
>he told me my problems so i stopped going to him
wew
>>712953365
I have her pillow cover
>>712953972
There were several addicts in the home
>>712953974
Virgin confirmed. How many good boy points did it cost?
>>712953914
i dont know anonymph v well and he's barely ever around but he doesnt seem like someone id be good friends with anyway
>>712953974
me too and my room is fill of her paraphilia
>>712954085
what?
>>712953998
>home
you were raised in a drug house? No wonder you are so fucking fucked up. you should probably go back to a counselor or just kys if you don't wanna.
>you also realize that by admitting you had a fucked up childhood all of your rants and such are dismissed as utter bullshit of an idiot.
>>712954123
nymph is another person
those characters are from the same anime i guess
>>712954152
To answer your question: yes
But that is not the reason I'm doing this so you're invalid
>>712953365
Don't know how people can claim that empty husk as a waifu.
>>712954258
>we all know it is anon
goodnight and kys you promised
Claimed because vodka.
>>712946265
Tbh Tali's wife looks cringey as fuck.
>>712954904
Come on, you can think of something other than "Cringey," right?
Hold on lets ignore tali and his wife for a second
Look at this guy. He's getting so much fucking pussy bro. Seriously, I respect that dude.
>>712955153
Wait a fucking secound
The gal in front of the guy has the exact same face.
Tali fucking shopped this shit
>>712955120
Sh...
Autistic shitposter sama
>>712955300
But I'm not shitposting?
Your insults are really lacking.
Tell me something I haven't heard before.
being mean isnt cool...
Kurome <3
>>712955606
Then why do you do it?
>>712955403
Phallus Chalice
>>712955618
Kurome just loves to eat black cock doesn't she?
>>712955909
No she loves eating snacks and meat!
>>712955999
/trips confirmed.
>>712955902
i dont
>>712955999
Then why was she about to butcher that poor black rooster?
>>712956076
She's hungry.
>>712956022
I hate how people check like that. Trips confirm mean that the trips make the statement true
>>712956163
Trips = Confirmed facts.
>>712956135
Yeah, she's going to eat it.
Its black and its a cock
Therefore she loves black cock
>>712956238
She only loves her older sister.
>>712956238
>>712956282
Excuse I mean
She eats black cock
I'm a bit sleepy
>>712956367
You should sleep then.
>>712956466
I don't wanna wake my imouto up. She's all comfy and spread out.
>>712956608
Wait you sleep on the same bed or something?
>>712956665
Yeah. We sleep together...
>>712956761
Doesn't it get warm under the blanket?
>>712956825
It's really warm when we cuddle eachother!
>>712956930
I stopped sleeping with my sister because we used to wake up drenched in sweat. And wait you cuddle your own sister? Why?
>>712957069
They fuck, or so Akiko2.0 claims.
>>712957144
I have to watch that anime soon.
>>712957248
Which one?
>>712957069
I love my sister lots and she's cute.
>>712957475
I don't know what it is called.
>>712957497
Okay what is your idea of cuddling?
Ohayou gozaimasu
>>712957608
Depends
Sleep cuddling or watching tv cuddling
Sleeping we spoon
Watching tv my arms around her and she's lying her head on my shoulder usually.
>>712957902
you fucking baka
Its ohayogozaimasu
>>712957902
2cute55me
>>712957947
I have to admit I'm kind of jealous. I miss doing all that with my real sister.
>>712957608
Well, who's anime then?
>>712957902
おはようアリズ
>>712957608
>what is your idea of cuddling?
d in p, repeatedly.
>>712958082
this one >>712957947
>>712958162
That's what I had in mind too.
>>712957947
It's spelled with a u, and it's two separate words when written out
>>712958013
Good morning Kurome
>>712958155
I'm too tired for this game today Sacho .-.
>>712958194
Oniichan dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne!
i cant go on without bloodchan
>>712958349
me too
i haven't gotten any sleep -_-
>>712958349
Good morning.
>>712958349
>Oniichan dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne!
You can't have any of my cookies.
>>712958410
Well go to sleep
>>712958502
You wanted to know the anime she's from, that's where she's from
>>712958572
make me poutine first
>>712958572
Oh! I see, thanks.
