Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my threads
Claim
>>712878578
Hey Sachi!
Why are ALL our waifufag anons migrating to PIC RELATED?!
Like WHAT does THEIR threads and waifu drawthread have that ours DONT?!
Kaneki Ken has been.. claimed.
>>712878545
Back off jewfags.
>>712878717
hello
>>712878758
hey loli shill-chan
No matter where you are, everyone's connected.
>>712878758
>implying loli degenerates are worth having
also hello all
>>712878942
True that!
Everyone wants to connect.
Gotta love 'em Bad Boys.
>>712878758
I migrated to 8ch in 2014 and came back because of Jim.
>>712878969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
>>712879190
I'm a boss?
>>712879202
hello faceless
>konota?
>>712879319
>>712879319
Guess again
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
Shiro claimed.
>>712878457 (Alice)
>>712878574
>That hardly sounds like a democracy
She's overstepping her boundaries left and right, but that's okay because nazi.
You can only cry wolf so many times until it comes back and bites you in the saggy ass...
>hard to draw a line
I suggest to apply it equivalent to self-defence: the least harmful out of the most efficient possibilities to enforce your rights.
>Are internal parties not able to do something similar?
Don't think so, no. Seehofer (Boss of the sister party CSU) threatened to have his party split if she wouldn't change her course drastically and made a lot of opposition work, but in the end he stayed and didn't change much.
There's a new party now that's blowing up despite all mainstream media treating them like the literal devil. Seems familiar, eh?
>>712878969
Rude!
>>712879612
>>712878489
I was not mocking you for your mistakes! I was simply just making it easier for you to understand.
Wolf claimed.
>>712879142
Hi Mai. Happy Thanksgiving.
And happy Thanksgiving to all of you /waifu/
>>712878791
I'm not a Jew though...
>>712879612
>but that's okay because nazi.
But that's okay, because political correctness and libtards millenials*
Hopefully her ass gets bit right off, along with her head
>I suggest to apply it equivalent to self-defence
This is how it's generally taken, but even when it comes to self defense, people are too stupid to understand that someone was threatening their life, so they acted to stop that threat. All they see is someone having beaten/killed someone
>threatened to have his party split
So the CDU is a combination of two parties?
>There's a new party now that's blowing up despite all mainstream media treating them like the literal devil. Seems familiar, eh?
Hitler came back in your darkest hour. Fucking lucky bastards.
I don't think Trudeau will go a second term here, but it depends on how bad the other candidates are again this time around
>>712879991
>
>>712880056
Yes, happy Thanksgiving to you and the other Americans
>>712879785
I understand English just fine, even if I make a typo or two per thread.
>>712878969
Sup Tali
>>712879142
Hi Mai
>>712880056
Haaii Akari~
>>712878969
Purge the loli hater
It's always sunny in this city.
These threads get worse and worse everyday.
Entitled avatarfags and even disgusting roleplayers at times.
Remember when these threads used to be about discussing Waifus?
It's always sunny in this city.
>>712880302
Hi!!!!
>>712880469
Tell me about your waifu.
>>712880469
Do you want to discuss waifus?
I find my waifu cute, I love her personality and wish I had one as fun as hers. I love Yui.
>>712880518
How's thanksgiving for you going?
>>712880469
>even disgusting roleplayers at times.
your time machine didn't work, this isn't april
>>712880056
>>712880302
Hi, Happy thanksgiving.
>>712880184
>people are being cucks
Unfortunately, yes. At least they let you carry arms in Canada. Here in Europe they let you wait for police to arrive to stop the dude who murdered you 30 minutes prior.
>So the CDU is a combination of two parties?
Well, technically it's CDU/CSU or Union, but you usually just say CDU as it's easier to say and the larger one of the two. CSU is the Bavaria version of it. They are much better, tbh.
>Hitler came back in your darkest hour. Fucking lucky bastards.
Let's hope everything goes well with Austria this december and then with France and the Netherlands next year.
>>712878969
You claim to dislike loli, but then how do you explain this photograph?
>Shiro
>>712880989
How's your Thanksgiving going? I hope it's going well.
Up to anything new?
>>712880056
We don't really celebrate thanksgiving in Wales.
>>712880186
You referred to it as the superball, therefore I referred to it as the superball. Simple.
still here
>>712880609
No.
>>712880643
Shibonu means the world to me. She's my star, she's my warmth. I love her.
>>712880738
>This isn't april
April was a lot better than this shitstorm, because there was at least some people discussing waifus instead of circlejerking.
>>712881387
Hi Tomoko. How's this Thanksgiving day treating you?
>>712881284
Fine, I'm not really doing anything differently to get into the holiday spirit.
>>712881466
>April was a lot better than this shitstorm
oh yes back when threads lasted 20 minutes and there was rp and the u cute everyday
>some people discussing waifus instead of circlejerking.
When?
It was purely a circlejerk back then
Maybe once every 3 days there was a qott related to waifus
>>712881344
I think he was talking Superbowl.
>>712881466
Yui is my sunlight. Her smile means more to me than anything else. God, do I love her.
>>712881691
As long as you are having a good time. You decided on ordering that book?
best waifu claimed
also merry bird day to all the americunts
>>712880469
Literally who are you.
When threads lasted 20 minutes it was much worse
>>712881905
He was. But, he said superball.
>>712882141
But now you are just being confusing. So just say Superbowl.
>>712881493
watching my cousins dogs was about to go back home for thanskgiving.
>>712881841
>Checks April threads
>literally next to no rp
I believe you're mistaken.
>>712881905
Are you sure you love her? Or is she nothing more to you than an avatar to use for discussion on here? Faggot.
>>712882088
Looking at an april thread right now, it's lasted over an hour.
When was this?
>>712881466
oh.. okay
The fact that the same people are still here making the thread cancer makes me sad.
Avatarfags ruin these threads. Plain and simple.
you faggots don't know shit about the best waifu
>>712881905
No, I don't know how I would explain it to my parents.
>>712882392
Let's hear some names then
Hillary Clinton claimed.
cut me yuno
>>712882450
This, name the jew you pussy.
>>712882450
Do I honestly have to name the obvious Avatarfags who are only here for discussion and circlejerk? I think you're capable of doing that yourself.
>>712882392
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>712882303
did you check all april threads?
kagami used to rp a lot back then with megumin
>Looking at an april thread right now, it's lasted over a hour When was this?
During around this time every day threads lasted much under a hour in april
>>712882392
if you don't like it try to bring discussion about waifus
just saying "muh old threads were better" won't do anything
>>712882303
I don't know, how can one be sure? All I know is that Yui is something special to me. Something I haven't felt before, a warm feeling in my heart. I can't help but smile.
>>712882447
Just order it, if they ask about it, just tell them you like it for the art style or actually explain the plot of Haruhi, I think that should do it.
>>712882645
Yeah, if you can't name anyone you're literally a too much of a wuss or this is bait
>>712880643
Hasn't quite started yet. I just got washed up and am now about to go to my aunt's. How about you?!
>>712883046
darn i took the bait......
>>712882910
Show me the thread where this was happening. I don't see it anywhere.
>>712882910
>If you don't like it try to bring discussion about waifus
I would, but I lose too many brain cells if I stay in these threads for too long. I've tried helping. People would rather circlejerk than pay any attetion to people actively talking about Waifus.
>Still can't name anyone
>>712883211
Just finished eating, now just sitting around sipping coffee.
>>712883809
wat do u mean?
Kurome is now claimed <3
>she's not really my waifu, I'm just using her to ship with Akame
claimed
>>712882260
Okay.
>>712882286
Ah, that doesn't sound too fun.
>>712883486
If you don't want to try helping, and you lose too many brain cells being on these threads for to long, and you aren't actually discussing your waifu, why do you come here just about every day?
Taking a break from cooking to play some BO2 Zombies
>>712883017
But how long has she been in your heart?
>>712883996
I'm here once a week.
>>712883486
That's an interesting distinction to make, between people circlejerking about waifus and people just generally circlejerking. Though I wouldn't say that they are at all different from each other.
I don't really see the point of any rules being in place in this scenario either, just seem silly to restrict people like this.
>>712883486
>Show me the thread where this was happening. I don't see it anywhere.
There is rp in the first few days, obviously you aren't looking hard enough
>I would, but I lose too many brain cells if I stay in these threads for too long. I've tried helping. People would rather circlejerk than pay any attetion to people actively talking about Waifus.
Ok so your just want to complain got it
>>712884116
Coming up on 4 years.
>>712884116
I think it's more than once a week. But you're probably correct, since you're you, and I'm bad at time stuff.
>>712884091
Tell us what round you lose
>>712884244
Rules really are silly. They've lost their meaning a long time ago.
>>712884483
Only 4? That's weak sauce. Try 8.
Hallo
>>712885036
You can't have any.
>>712884941
I mean the concept of having any rules to begin with.
>>712884941
Sorry, I don't match up to your Waifu qualifications.
>>712885274
I can agree with you there.
Say.. you look someone who's been here for a long time. I'd say around a year. Am I right?
>>712885126
Why??
>>712885764
because they're mine
>>712885274
Rules used to be actually respected because the people who didn't go by them would just get looked down upon from others.
But now there's people encouraging the lewdposting, thankfully not the RP as much, for now.
So it kind of became worse in time.
>>712885496
I never said there was any qualifications.
As long as you truly dedicated yourself to your Waifu, you're an alright dude in my book.
>>712883996
they paid me so its fine
>>712885914
>encouraging lewdposting
I don't like those people. They are not nice people.
>>712885627
Depends on what you define as a long time. But no, I've not been here longer than a week maybe at best.
>>712885914
I can't say that's something I find particularly good.
>>712886123
Just realized I typed that message whilst posting a relatively lewd image. Oops.
>>712885910
Fatty!
>>712886295
at least i have cookies
>>712885914
Don't forgot the
"you're so cute xddd
"have a (you) <3 How was your day"
Hugbox that happens way too fucking often.
カラミチーマス
>>712886646
how is asking how someone's day was hugbox-like
>>712886715
>rem
>image.jpg
>>712886819
I was talking about the degeneracy of
"wow, you're so cute, ect" that goes on.
>>712886883
>>712881071
>At least they let you carry arms in Canada
We aren't allowed to carry guns in Canada, open and concealed carry is illegal here. You can be registered to own a weapon, for hunting purposes, and recreational so long as it's being used at a designated area
>Well, technically it's CDU/CSU or Union
So if the CSU were to withdraw from it, they wouldn't have as much sway in parliament as they do now?
>Let's hope everything goes well with Austria this december and then with France and the Netherlands next year.
I'm praying for you Euros. Not really though, because prayer doesn't do anything
>Back, I was eating
>>712887193
>I'm praying for you Euros. Not really though, because prayer doesn't do anything
My head has rug burn from tipping my Fedora too much after reading that
>>712884828
19
Holy shit my great aunt goes on FOREVER
>>712887193
>guns
Wow, that's about as cucked as it is in Europe.
>So if the CSU were to withdraw from it, they wouldn't have as much sway in parliament as they do now?
Well, they have been a union since 1951, so they aren't so easily separated, and since there is currently a coalition between the Union and the second biggest party the SPD (cock gobbling social democrats) they would still have well over 50%.
>not really though because prayer doesn't do anything
How can you even dare to say deus vult, infidel?
>>712887193
She is so cute.
>>712887754
I think my furthest is something like 32 rounds.
I got to 49 on BO because my online game glitched where I could get up with any shot by a gun hitting me.
>>712887754
I can't even get to 10
Well, it's getting late.
Sleep well and deus vult everyone!
(Even shiro, who is mean)
>>712888458
Night night Shiro.
>>712887576
I don't recall saying that God didn't exist, merely that prayer didn't work. As someone raised in a catholic family, and having experienced prayer not working, I speak only out of personal experience and do not deny the existence of any higher power
>You may want to get rug burn on your head checked out though
>>712887890
>Wow, that's about as cucked as it is in Europe.
Not as cucked as it is in the UK as I understand it :^)
>a coalition between the Union and the second biggest party the SPD
Coalitions fucking ruin everything. Is the CDU even supposed to be a liberal party? Isn't what's going on against the foundation of the party as a conservative party? Or would they call themselves "progressive conservative"
>infidel?
Calm yourself Ahmed, your turban is showing
>>712887962
Thank you. Alice is definitely a top tier cute
>>712888458
Sleep good pantsu
>>712889063
You can't have any of my cookies.
>>712889200
I'm not much of a cookie person, I'll leave those to you
>>712889247
...you don't like cookies?
>>712889374
Stop that
>>712889357
They aren't my favourite things to eat, no. I like to eat an oatmeal date cookie now and again though
>>712889374
I want her to fondle my balls like that
>>712889586
>hides my stash of oatmeal raisin
Oh I see.
The Autism is unusually strong here today.
>>712889878
Just as autistic as it always is
>>712889955
No, no, there's an unseen, sinister force. Can't you sense it?
>>712890018
Sorry, I farted.
>>712890018
Oh, shit.
It's...
It's...
>>712890115
What is it?
>>712890115
The Ancient Fucking Turkey Memegod! He's been awakened! If two sets of trips aren't rolled by image limit, he'll eat all the Waifus.
And then probably knock down a lot of tall towers with his dick and make the oceans run red with blood.
>>712890205
Shit
c
>>712890202
its DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>712889798
Oatmeal raisin aren't bad either. They need to be fresh though. Oatmeal chocolate chip is disgusting too
>>712890342
Stop. You're making me hungry!
>>712890205
Uh oh spaghetti-oos
>>712890018
So THIS is the Monado's power...
>>712890205
Please don't let Yui be eaten
>>712890205
Who let the Gobbeldy Gooker out of the closet?!?
Alice is pretty cute.
>>712890918
>>712890724
Don't post images retard you're getting us closer to image limit without trips
>>712891053
Don't post retard you're getting us closer to the bump limit without trips.
Best imouto claimed
Rolling for another helping of turkey.
>>712891157
Cute.
Please mister turkey, please don't eat my waifu
Free trips
>>712891283
OK, I'll just have her cuck you for me. It will be featured in an NTR doujin read throughout the world and everyone will know you got cucked by me.
>>712891240
Hi Ui
>>712891456
How do you know I don't get off to that?
>>712891557
You'll have to do better than 2 off trips if you want to destroy me, Anon.
I'll help you by not posting images, but you still need two sets of trips.
>>712891598
I'm going to eat you.
What if trips guy actually rolls them on his next attempt?
>>712891157
What are you talking about? I'm best Imouto.
>>712891768
Then all will be good
>>712891768
That single set of trips would be powerful enough to defeat the Turkey. Sorry about the image, but he's mind-controlling me to post it.
>>712891690
Meh, why not?
>>712878545
you are fucking weird , why dont u just kill urself
Check both of my trips
>>712890679
You're the one who brought cookies into this
>I'll take a pocky, thank you
>I didn't press submit
The turkey is gonna win.
can anyone explain the waifu claiming threads to me because i never took the time to try to grasp it nor did i click on those weird loser gay pictures for sissy faggots the past 10 years but wtf i knew 4chan was fucked up but in a good way but this is just fucking sad , like seriously typing a message on the same page that weird losers like u are on makes me feel nasty
Trips get
>>712892137
>pouts and loves her snacks
don't ever touch my cookies
i'll cut you
Idiots
>>712890205
Tractor trips.
You guys a dumb. Watch how easy it is to get trips.
Check em.
>>712892364
hi
>>712892364
Tomoko a shit!
A shit!
I feel bad for Tomoki
Can i get trips please?
>>712892988
>tumblr.png
Akiko a shit. Ana a best.
>>712892970
Hello
Newest waifu and she's all MINE!
>>712892964
No, Nicolas Cage will get the trips
Check 'em
>>712893162
I like his movies. He deserves trips.
>>712893142
eat any uh festive food?
>>712891598
Hello again, yui
>>712893319
Too much to be honest.
You?
>>712893142
>making fun of where someone downloads a pic of their waifu
How stupid
>akiko a shit
Typical for you to say as you claim the worst imouto ever. Poor Tomoki
fucking weird faggots
>>712893914
Your mother
>>712893914
Is it because I fuck my sister?!
Discrimination!!
>>712893526
>>712893142
>>712892988
Waifu talk?
IT MUST BE OPPOSITE DAY.
>>712893518
just some of those party platters. its only 3 here
>>712894035
#rekt
Whassagoinonindisthread?
>>712894307
>>712894212
Ahh gotcha.
Yeah I'm about to go into a food coma. Watching the cowboys spank the redskins.
>>712893526
>he gets his waifu pics from tumblr
Well my phone is about to die. Happy Turkey Day everyone.
>>712894499
>he posts from his phone
You and your waifu are cancer
>>712894499
yeah food and sports ball have fun
>>712894164
? ive been saying Taiga would literally beat up every waifu in here!
