Waifu claiming thread.
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>>712842572
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Cirno claim
>mfw these threads
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my threads
>>712894499
I just got home from the Lion's game
Taeko claimed
eat me kaneki
>>712895120
Cirno claimu*
still here
Can you not fuck off to some cartoon loving board?
Sick to fucking death of this shit thread a million times a fucking day.
Apparently ceiling is going on in these threads.
>>712895536
>what is filter
>>712895628
What about ceilings?
>>712895628
L E W D S
E
W
D
S
Also, why does she have a bruise on her right leg?
That's some kinky shit.
My head feels like someone has been beating it with a bat
>>712895907
Kosaku Kawajiri. (Yoshikage Kira)
Claimed.
>>712896071
Poor kitty
>>712896153
>>712896071
Take Tylenol for headaches.
>>712896210
New phone
who dis?
>>712896290
Dis phone, new who?
>>712896416
MARFLE-POP
>>712895827
That a knee shadow. Roll trips to get lewds.
>>712896196
You bully
>>712896232
No
>>712896210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
>>712896550
Then stop complaining like a bitch.
describe how you feel when you hug your waifu at night bros....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3RyvQLqes
>>712896550
I'm not a bully! You're just a cute kitty!
>>712896537
Rolling.
>>712896672
No
>>712896912
Not a kitty!
>>712896537
Roll
>>712897173
Check these trips..
>>712897316
Not even close..
>>712896891
you forgot the dash, idiot
>>712896711
>how it feels to hold your waifu.
why have i never seen a Koneko claim?
>>712897582
Why don't you change that bud.
>>712897316
CHECK THESE QUADS.
Claim
>>712898359
-hug-
>>712897725
its just koneko is so perfect i dont know why everyone isnt fighting over her.
>>712898408
Then claim her dumbass or I'll do it myself.
Claimed
Did we get the trips?
>>712898629
But we needed them last thread, not this thread.
Is my waifu in the turkey's gut?
>>712898753
Yes.
>>712898753
Yeah, that turkey is gonna eat well tonight
>>712898385
*Hugs back*
>>712899228
-doorbell rings-
>>712899346
*Who is it?*
>>712899565
-ceiling-
>>712899565
>
Take cover!
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this veryinstant
>>712899865
Darn
>>712899884
Close
カラミチーマス
>>712899884
Almost trips.
Get.
>>712899732
The ceiling was at the door?
>>712899738
Who is the deadly queen?
>>712900005
>>712900174
yes
it wanted a hug -_-
>>712900293
*Hugs ceiling*
That's my face -_-
Nui is mine.
>>712900393
ceiling hugger -_-
>>712900174
It's just the pizza guy
-pays him-
Do you have the tip?
-looks over at you-
>>712900470
-_-
>>712900476
*You tip the pizza man?*
*I don't*
>>712900578
-I tell him we don't have a tip and take the pizza from his hands, afterwards shutting the door on him-
Okay. Are you hungry?
>>712900227
Galil smells.
>>712900820
Like a jew no less
>>712900578
What have you done so far in the first 20 minutes of this Friday apart from hugging ceilings? -_-
>>712900791
*Depends what type of pizza it is*
>>712900985
I checked my emails
>>712901099
sounds boring -_-
>>712901198
You're boring -_-
>>712901292
i am -_-
>>712901330
Ok :o
>>712900987
-Ham with Pineapple.-
-Sound good?-
>>712901435
want to wear a skirt? :o
>>712901458
*Sure, but i've never had that before*
>>712901555
No -_-
>>712901596
you're no fun -_-
>>712901596
-I open up the box and pull out a chair for you-
-Come, sit with me-
>>712901657
I know :o
>>712901682
*Sits with you*
>>712901815
*knocks on the ceiling*
>>712901954
*Why? Is there someone up there?*
>>712901815
-What do you want to drink?-
-holds a glass-
>Everybody else is eating
>I'm sitting here waiting for the ham to be done because I can't stand turkey and they refused to put the ham in before the 3 pies
Fucking REEEE
>>712900820
You have never smelled her
You weebs would love this
https://pstmdrn.bandcamp.com/album/-
Post legs
I'm gonna be renaming my images.
Be right back!
>>712902127
>he eats ham even though his waifu can't
That's mean!
i love koneko she is my waifu i have no pics tho. u all know what she looks like i dont need to show yous them.
>>712902222
ALICEU's QUADS DEMAND IT!
>>712902222
>qauds
As requested your lord.
>>712902100
*Anything*
>>712902338
-pours you a glass of milk, handing it to you-
-starts nomming away at my slice of pizza-
-Don't let the pizza get cold, now-
>>712902083
*there's writing on the ceiling that says "hug me Tomoyo"*
>>712902127
what do you think she would smell like?
>>712902311
>i love my waifu
>i have no pics
why tho
>>712902127
I have! She smells like butter.
>>712902467
i dont need pictures to confirm my love
>>712902222
Probably the only leg pic i can find
>>712902444
*Eats the pizza*
>>712902467
*Hugs the ceiling*
>>712902700
if you love her don't you want to save all the cute art of her you can find?
>>712902311
Who?
>>712902729
-I ask what your favorite food in the whole wide world is-
>>712902893
That slut from Highschool DxD I think
>>712902943
-I say i your mom-
>>712902943
*Probably pizza*
>>712902298
She is never shown to be Jewish!
>>712902311
Fucking lmao
>>712902467
She would smell of steel
>>712902527
Lies and slander
>>712902222
Q U A D S
>
>>712903056
-My mom's dead, you fucking asshole-
>>712903103
-you have no taste-
-I point to the ice cream box-
-want some ice cream?-
>>712902976
>slut shes the only none slut in the show. Fuck you please i want you to burn.
>>712902222
Well played
>>712903291
*Depends what flavour*
>>712895004
DESU
>>712903347
Prove it then
>>712903400
-cock flavour-
>>712903423
DES OFF
>>712903423
DESU DESU DESU
>>712903497
>>712902976
i tried to find hentai or even lewds of her. Couldn't find ANY! theres the proof. Shes perfect.
>>712903530
DESU !
I'LL BEEE THE ROUNDDDDABOUUUUT
THE WORLDS WILL MAKE YOU OUT NNN' OUT
I SPEND THE DAYYY YOUR WAYY.
CALL IT MORNING DRIVINGGG THROUGH THE SOUUUND AND OUT THE VALLLEYYY
>>712903687
>what is rule 34
Try harder
>>712903824
was nothing there idiot
The music dance and sing
They make the children really ring
I spend the day your way
Call it morning driving thru the sound and in and out the valley
>>712903980
Absolute bullshit. I have seen Koneko porn on fucking r34
>>712903502
I don't think i like that one -_-
>>712903687
I guess you didn't look hard enough
>
>>712904061
Cute!
>>712903186
Wasn't she made in Israel?
Isreally mean that you eat ham when Galil can't!
>>712903980
Then what's this?
>>712904061
DIO BRANDO!!!
>>712904244
Lewd
>>712904143
-Okay. Try the vanilla flavour, then-
>>712904359
*That's boring. What about cookie dough?*
>>712904061
Let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor
>>712904203
Never again
>>712904501
-You're boring-
-I have your cookie dough flavour right here-
-hands a spoon to you-
>>712904355
Want more?
>>712895004
You're all a bunch of sick fucks.
>>712904125
i havnt
>>712904244
wow why ruin my waifu? srsly dude i want you to burn. is /waifu/ bullying me? or are you two just rouges
>>712904203
That joke...not kosher.
>>712904814
>You are now marked as rogue
Ain't ya gonna do something about it?
>>712905084
He very clearly said rouge. You're a rouge
>>712905084
i just wanted to be one of the guys here. now i see why so many people have waifus but only 30 people post in these threads. ur all jsut dicks
>>712905275
>implying they represent everyone
Please don't generalise
>>712904600
*You're more boring*
*Eats the ice cream*
>>712905245
Gotta go fast.
>>712905275
Well you could defend her but you refuse to plus praying on people like you is too much fun
>>712905411
-You're the most boring-
-finishes my food, plopping down on the couch afterwards-
-I'm so tired.-
Kogami Claimed
I know I won't get any friends here for claiming a male, but I don't care.
>>712905546
*You're even more boring*
*Sits down next to you*
>>712904203
Galil can eat whatever she wants
>>712905275
They're the minority, but don't be such a little bitch.
>>712905650
I'll be your friend
>>712905650
There's a few husbandos around, it certainly won't make you any enemies.
>>712905658
-Boring is your middle name.-
-slumps into the couch-
>>712905817
>the couch slumps back
>>712905650
I'll be your bud.
>>712905817
*Moves closer to you*
*What do you want to do?*
>>712905650
It really doesn't make a difference who you claim.
>>712905786
No one wants to be friends with a dirty cop.
>>712905802
Where is your claim, anon?
>>712905923
lies.
>>712905453
how can i defend that?
>>712905979
I want to pick her up and squeeze.
>>712906007
I do
>>712906067
Embrace it or you know, get pic of her.
>>712905974
-looks over at you, still slumped into the couch-
-Iunno The boring one should think of something-
>>712906129
Kogami story is sad
>I want Alice to be here with me
>>712906007
It's true!
I care for you, anonymous!
>>712906231
*Waits for you to think of something*
>>712906135
...really? I'm a loner though.
>>712906278
He'll probably be abusive to her.
>>712906285
Why care for a complete stranger?
>>712906528
So am i
>>712906430
-slumps over to you-
-fiddles with your shirt-
>>712906528
I do. If nobody else will care, who will?
I have to care.
>>712906528
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who knows
>>712906664
*Moves closer*
>>712906829
Holy fuck this is cancer
>>712906875
Says the king of autism
>>712906875
Fucking namefag RPing in a thread. Sickening.
>>712906829
-phone rings-
>>712906875
-I know-
>>712906941
That's just too many
>>712905650
There's plenty of faggots here who claim husbandos, nobody really cares fam
>>712906982
*Who is it?*
>>712906985
I was just testing how long it could be
Mercy is the best waifu
>inb4 i am the original claimer
>>712907087
-It's your phone-
-Who is it?
-waits for you to answer it-
Captcha: Role-play
![TomoyoKanzaki [126].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WdR3AUd.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [126].jpg")
>>712907154
*Hangs up*
>>712906819
>reaches for your cake
>>712907148
>Not the OG Mercy
>Posts a thumbnail
>Doesn't realize that Galil a best
0/10
>>712907273
-Okay, nice-
-continues fiddling with your shirt, pulling it off-
>>712907284
>wouldn't share cookies
You get nothing
QOTT: When and how did you meet your waifu?
How do I find a waifu?
>>712907411
*Shirt is off*
>>712907479
One day i was looking at anime on crunchyroll and i decided to watch the one with my waifu in then i realised nobody had claimed her here so i claimed her here
>>712907444
those trips
And no one touches my cookies, you can have this cupcake though.
>slides a warm chocolate chip cupcake with hershey kisses your way
>>712907660
-moves closer-
-this is riveting-
>>712907294
>posts thumbnail
Same.
>>712907479
Known her for years from random youtube videos but didn't understand how perfect she is.
She has been draining all my attention since mid July where I've found a certain top tier album in a j-rock flowchart.
Also hug.
>>712907791
*Lifts up my arm*
>>712906611
Does that mean we wouldn't get along?
>>712906709
You don't have to care, I'm fine with Kogami in my life.
>>712906819
Does she have some kind of superpower to defend herself with?
>>712907863
No it means we have stuff in common
>>712907848
-slumps down even more, slowly becoming part of the couch-
>>712895004
You can claim any waifu you want, but for real. This is why I'm finally happy
http://secretofsuccess.club
>>712907479
i saw koneko when me and all my friends were watching DxD because we were all horny kids. My friends all perfered the big busted well developed girls but not me.Fell in love ever since.
>>712907479
I used to spam 8ch with this picture, she stuck and we became shitposters in crime.
Where can I find a waifu?
>>712907681
That sounds very sweet. Can I have a warm raisin bran muffin instead?
>>712907863
Who, Alice?
>
>>712908076
Heartwarming love story.
>>712908007
*Moves arm closer to you*
>>712908274
-Wonders what you're doing-
-straightens back up-
>>712907479
Was looking for another anime to watch, someone recommended it as harem with a touch of /m/, so I took a flyer on it.
Looked like generic tsundere on first appearance, but then realized she's a good cook, has her personal IS unit, kendo girl, strong willed, and has a softer side. Had to waifu her after that.
>>712907479
Saw her on the chrome store themes years ago. Downloaded it and haven't change it since.
Happy thanksgiving beautifuls!
>>712908185
Why is no one answering my questions?!
>>712908212
Do you know how hard that is to make..?
>>712908212
Cute rabbit, dude.
>>712908618
Because you're asking the wrong questions and clearly don't know what waifuism is or why you want a waifu.
>>712907834
I'm on a phone, I have an excuse.
>>712907479
I was watching FMA when I got bored, looked through the list of animes and saw Upotte, once I saw Galil I fell in love instantly. My stomach is tying itself up just remembering it.
>>712908545
Gimme some cookies.
>>712908699
I've made them before, they aren't too difficult
>>712908768
Everything about Alice is perfect. Even when she's transformed into a giant rabbit
>>712908819
Teach me
>>712908939
You'll find her one day.
>>712908922
How about some censored cake?!
>>712908837
What do you use? An Iphone?
>>712908933
Wanna help me bake them?
>>712909056
>drools
Y-yes.
>>712907479
>>712907479 (You)
I met Sachi when i saw the grisaia visual novel being mentioned somewhere and decided to read it around Febuary this year and instantly fell in love with the maid girl, Komine Sachi.
Been happily married to her since and will be forever hopefully ^.^
>>712907660
-_-
>>712907834
*hug*
>>712908069
Post a picture of her
>>712909056
Why would you censor a cake?
Also, how was your Thanksgiving?
>>712908359
*Flicks your forehead*
>>712909179
:o
>>712908781
How was your Turkey Day?
>>712908939
Sometimes the waifu finds you.
>>712909390
-But I don't have a forehead-
-covers head in pain-
>>712909567
a cute
>>712909497
Pretty good! We finished eating about an hour ago, so now we're just relaxing. Myself, my brother, and one of our friends are going to walmart later lol. What about you?
>>712909567
>>712909595
No, a slut
SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>712909112
This cake was made with drool too!
>>712909307
Hello fran.
It was good. I came, i held a baby, i ate their food, i listened to endless murder stories, i mocked everyone and was mocked by everyone. It was pretty enjoyable overall.
You do anything fun?
How are things with that man you dated?
Claimed
>>712909681
>eats it anyway
>>712910170
-hugs-
>>712909617
We had our gathering early. All the food got taken care of, watched some football, and packed plenty of leftovers. I had to make a quick run afterwards to pick up an anniversary gift, but I already paid for it ahead of time, so getting in/out was a breeze. Now it's the usual relaxing evening around here.
Got a gameplan for walmart, or are you going just for the hell of it?
>>712910038
Alice 2 is running a thread again
>>712910493
Yeah lets raid it.
>>712910493
And?
>>712909112
That sounds kind of fun. Haven't baked in a long time
>>712909567
:D
>>712910548
Don't be a faggot
Claimed!!
>>712910203
You're a freak
I like you
>>712910548
No
trap
>>712910560
Happy thanksgiving <3
>>712910413
Nice nice, we watched some football and had a big variety of food here. We're going just for the hell of it, we may go by bestbuy as well.
>>712910548
Fuck off
>>712910608
Watch as the threads get pruned again
hello all
https://youtu.be/5HHnDEnsdno
>>712909104
>iPhone
Lmao, no. I have a ZTE Obsidian, cheap, ultra tough (I have accidentally thrown it across the street more than once and dropped it on concrete plenty of times, there's no cracks or anything) and powerful enough for me.
>>712910548
Let's not.
>>712910619
Yes, happy thanksgiving!
How're you doing?
>>712910608
Anything keeping you from doing it?
>>712910665
>almost devil trips
It'll likely be busy out there, but all of the crazy doorbuster stuff is over at least. Got anything specific in mind for the trip?
>>712910853
Hello Tali.
Want some candy?
>>712910859
Are you using the browser or an app for 4chan?
The fact you are on mobile shouldn't be an excuse.
>>712911041
Maybe a game or two? Most of the stuff I want to get is online, like PC parts, so I'm just going for the fun of it.
>>712909570
So did i just flick your brain?
>>712910560
She's one of the few manga characters that actually scared me. I like her very much.
>>712910548
Lets do this!
>>712910608
Really? Baking is the best and you should do it more often.
>>712910619
I'm not a freak.. I'm just hungry!
>>712911041
another purple qt, hello
>>712910665
YUUUUUKIIIIIII
>>712910619
hello yuuko
>>712910170
hello birdy
>>712911130
hello qt
>HAPPY KILL THE TURKEYS DAY
>>712910840
Another interesting night tonight, perhaps?
>>712911041
Laziness, homework, lack of interest, depression. Take your pick really
>>712911190
See the above
>>712911130
I'm just using Chrome
Just so you know, I don't have a PC at all actually.
>>712911259
WHAT'S UP TALI!?!
>>712911001
Great, you can read thread for a bit more detail if you'd like.
How was grandma?
>>712911190
I hope you have room for the stuffing~
>>712911259
Hello tali
I'll murder a turkey in your honor next year
>>712911259
Hi
How was thanksgiving?
>>712911337
I know, you know there are better ways right? I couldn't imagine using chrome for 4chan.
Get Clover.
>>712910615
Dafuq, do furries count as husbandos?
>>712911287
Kek, possbily.
Right now I'm watching some old STAR_ videos. I miss TF2 and my old group of pub runners.
>>712911287
Ah, that's very unfortunate. I'm very sorry to hear that. Now I don't know what to say.
>>712911392
>opens mouth
hurry! I'm a bottomless pit!
>>712911555
Nice trips, Onee-sama~
>>712909681
That's good! I only had my direct family, since my extended family lives on the the other side of the country. We had some steaks, some potatoes, stuffing, and some amazing caramel brownies
He never texted me back after that one time, haven't had a chance to find anyone else yet
>>712911365
got my wife some sapphire earrings for christmas for 30$ today original value 180$. also ate a big ass meal. >>712911464
see above
>>712911392
thank you, they deserve it
>>712911667
inserts penis
>>712907479
>when
Early march, late april. I do wish I could remember the exact date, but since I can't, I just have the anniversary set for the first of March.
Seems odd that it's been half a year since I first met my light.
>how
An accomplice online recommended me the anime.
>>712911190
>being scared of shiro
What kind of monster would be scared of her?
>
>>712911392
Grandma was doing good! She made some great food too.
>>712911464
>Not being paranoid
Lmao, I use incognito mode for 4chan and keep all my folders on an SD card which I keep hidden, step the fuck up
>>712910615
Too lewd!
>>712911140
Gotta love e-commerce. You could live in the middle of nowhere and still get what you want as long as there's a connection .
>>712911259
Hello Tali. How much turkey was genocided today for you?
>>712911287
A formidable combination. Take a flier and bake something for the hell of it one day. Maybe you'll get a nice surprise.
>>712910859
How much did you pay for that phone? I need something that's tough as rocks.
>>712911751
Not now! Nee-sama is watching!
>>712911803
She does seem like a sweetheart, but still.
>>712911751
Holy shit, where from? That's a HUGE discount
>>712911901
Yeah haha, most everything I buy nowadays is from amazon or ebay.
>>712911918
but i liked being watched
~tali
>>712912045
JCPenney's black friday deal plus a 10$ off coupon
>>712911555
Hello Friendo. How was your Thanksgiving?
>>712911751
Those jewelry sales around this time of year are perfect. I picked up an amethyst pendant + chain for the anniversary gift, though I'll sit on the matching ring until Christmas.
>>712911630
I don't know what STAR_ is. TF2 I get though, it was pretty fun in the day. You got anything going on today?
>>712911667
No need to say anything really. I've come to accept my circumstances
>>712911901
Take a flier? I'm not sure what you mean
>>712912115
Good shit dude, I'm actually going to walmart and bestbuy for a bit, gonna maybe buy some vidya
Be back later everyone!
>>712911853
>being paranoid
I love you Galil.
>>712911751
Niiiice catch.
>>712911901
$60 at Walmart, well worth it.
>>712912056
What would Onee-san think?
>>712912176
Never accept things that hold you back in life, keep fighting!
>>712911667
This stuffing isn't happening in your mouth~
>>712911721
Sounds like that could have been even more enjoyable as a result.
Awww
Too good for him <3
>>712911751
I could too because they're all over my state
>>712911803
She made some great children whom made a great child
>>712911667
thank you kurome~
how are you?
hello houkie. haven't done anything special since we don't celebrate it here, or at least not at this date. Also I'm worried since someone is trying to impersonate me in the thread
>>712912133
agreed plus i still have a 30% off coupon for later
>your wifu is a sexy
>>712911901
at least 3 that I know of probably more >>712912303
so how's your day going
>>712912317
if she's watching it means she likes it >>712912329
kill them all johnny
>>712912303
You really shouldn't, I'm a horrible person who deserves to die painfully.
>Galil
>>712911803
Oh hey there shiro!
>>712912329
Probably, my grandma on my dad's side doesn't like me much, entirely because I'm gay
R I P my love life
Fran
>>712912133
see where I was too retarded to tag you >>712912377
>>712912352
hi muffin
>akame
>thanksgiving reviewbrah
Aw hell yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IravU6BH1-w
>>712912329
Oh you.
>>712912501
Hi Fran! How's the boyfriend?
~Shiro
>>712912501
I'll date you Fran!
>Galil
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