you say shotato. i don't.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you say shotato. i don't.
itt: 2.5x13
>>712382391
>you say shotato
I say JESUS
>>712382491
i'd do jesus tbh
Itt: ebin bantz
Lmoa
Lute is too cute!
>>712382943
can't handle these bANTS
>ywn pj smootches
honestly upset about this tbh
>>712383160
Always white void.
It's the main hope that's going to get me through today, don't you dare jinx us.
>>712383286
white void supremacy tbh
>>712383345
hey that's pretty hot
>>712383286
I wanna give pj smooches like dis
>>712383420
that's not smooching anon, that's lewd.
>>712383345
Yeah, it really brings back memories
>>712383335
Oh shi- that's right Hitler jungend pic possible in future, that should be interesting
>>712383647
i unironically hate jews
>>712383449
Not seeing it, kinda a weird take, maybe you should eat or something
>tfw flaky sausage roll
>>712383801
eating rn
Kinda hungry too, sausage sounds good
Brb
>>712384206
>sausage sounds good
haha you would think so faggot
Takase Yuu shota best shota
>>712384510
don't speak chinese, friend.
i fucking hate labels in any clothing i wear
i've become a master of extracting them without making any holese
>>712384959
that's a big fucking collar
>>712384990
Big collar for big cums
>>712385219
>tfw daddy will never give big cums
>>712384943
But it's always good to have more available holes
>>712385344
nice.
>>712384990
or a very small shota
And true.
>>712385420
according to einstein they're the same thing
>>712385461
from a certain point of view
>>712385515
from all points of view.
according to einstein shota is cute
At least better than that lolifag Carl sagan
>>712385818
neil "it isn't gay if they're a trap" tyson
>>712385879
people drawing watersports art with yellow pee is literally the worst
why are none of these people hydrated
"
>>712386007
what are you implying there friendo
>>712384510
Michio "yiff yiff murr" kaku
>>712386138
Leonard "where the white women at" Susskind
This is incredibly silly
>>712386245
no you
Terence "he's not a physicist but he's waifu material" Tao
>>712386138
Sauce?
Well, yes, but that's already been well established.
>>712386138
More muscular shota, please? <3
>>712386413
i'll establish your face, faggot.
pedos are fucking immature assholes!
>>712386933
other way round :^)
>>712386933
what did I just read?
>>712386450
Anything but the face, pls, gotta make a living
>>712382391
Homosexual child pornography, that's what this is, you guys like gay little boys, and you always try to sugar coat it as a "fetish". fucking sick disgraces
>>712387059
i'll establish your butt, faggot.
>>712386778
Seems like that pic has some odd context hidden in its details
>>712387163
i was gonna comment on the "i hate you part" but didn't
>>712386933
Wow, that's a really old blurb paired with election bs, cause.. why?
captcha: Church HARDER
is that like Die Hard 2: Die Harder?
>excited for shota thread
>reiji / sei pictures
Dropped.
>>712387441
hahahahaha
>>712387365
It means we're sinners and go more to church to confess our sins.
Oh and not to molest choir boys obviously.
>>712387206
P sure all things say that to you regardless of context, but here it is a bit weirder
>>712387488
>implying i'd want to molest choir boy 3dpd
DIS
GUS
TING
>>712387105
Couldn't then, won't now
No matter how much salt and pepper you add
>>712387592
>couldn't
just haven't got around to it yet.
>>712387533
I'll have you know I can get tools to turn 3D into 2D.
And I'm not afraid to use them.
Church smarter, not harder
>>712387665
you mean a camera you dumb shit?
>>712387683
Die Smarter would be a much more interesting move than Die Harder, honestly.
>>712387441
Wrog, dis rei and seiji
>>712387763
sei and reiji thread but instead of posting rei and seiji we post shota
>>712387690
No I meant literally flattening your smarmy witty ass into a pancake.
>>712387871
according to einstein they're the same
Don't think it's not been noticed that with you posting them constantly, it makes it near impossible to seipost.
Slut.
>>712387898
What, a flat ass?
At least have a 2D bubble butt I'd say.
>>712387919
>unironically seiposting
>>712387898
Einstein also though he could take that horse cock balls deep. We all know how that ended up
>>712388023
rip mr. "einstein" hands
maybe i should put all my reiji and sei in a separate folder lmao
>>712382797
reminds me of the daddy's club I was in.
>>712388080
Maybe reiji and sei should be banned from shota threads
"good shota" folder which just contains reiji and "bad shota" folder which contains everything else
>>712388220
n o
![[Blue Drop (Guri)] Uni-bitch! [JP].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hAdanDd.jpg "[Blue Drop (Guri)] Uni-bitch! [JP].jpg")
let's just go full r9k mode and never post the same shota image more than once
>>712388220
Maybe you should contribute as well as bitch.
NO MORE REIJI AND SEI PICTURES BEYOND THIS POINT
Does anyone have the image of that cute nude cat boy boy fixing his glasses in a birds eye sort of view?
importing of reiji and sei images into shota threads is STRICTLY prohibited
>>712388301
I'd like the source if you have it.
>>712388486
lmao got em
>>712388405
Why would anyone want to contribute to shitty reiji sei threads.
>>712388414
You're right theres much better things like lewd killugon to post, you first
21st of November is when shota thread democracy fell apart
i'm scared for the future
>>712384277
why is his toe all fucked up and huge?
>>712388554
You are aware of how change works, right?
>>712388665
hey, hands and feet are the hardest part of the body to draw, i don't blame the artist for just giving up.
>>712388706
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD
>>712388665
Toejob king, 3 years running
Marcy Dog make a greas shotas
>>712388752
>greas shota
well now i want to see greaser shota with leather jackets and shit
START THE REVOLUTION
>>712388951
can we ban any commonly posted shota?
no reiji and sei, not killugon, no len, no >fishposting in a shota thread
those are the ones i can come up with off my head
i miss when shota threads were for speculating about the stock market
First stocks, now politics, fuck, let's just slather mayonnaise over everything and call it a day.
>>712389093
i'm so white i use mayonnaise as lube
honestly though i love mayonnaise
>>712389017
Killugon is part of the holy Trinity of Shota. Sorry lad.
>>712389175
and you're implying reiji and sei aren't? are you fucked in the head?
Rare shotas only past this line
>>712389175
>Killugon is part of the holy Trinity of Shota.
Yeah if you have shit taste that is.
>>712389210
No, they aren't. They are shit.
well i mean a lot of those reiji and sei images i had were rare but i guess i can't post them
>>712389175
>Babbys first OTP
>>712389284
maybe i shouldn't make fun of mentally disabled people, sorry about that anon.
>>712389335
>lel autism xD
>>712389423
hey you're not faggotry
ONLY THE RAREST
My shota is less shitty then your shota.
>>712389492
this is a one in a billion shota, you must reply to this shota with "thank you mr shota" to receive good captcha luck. do not save this shota.
>>712389585
as you post a thumbnail
lmao why does ASX open between 4:00 and 4:10 sydney time?
the stock market's fucking weird
>>712389593
>do not save this shota.
too late
>>712388733
so they make it a tom & jerry toe?
that's distracting and shit
I must apologize for Emi.
We have purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke.
this is the rarest reiji x sei image because i made it myself
>>712389752
you will never get good captcha luck in the future ever again
>>712389764
i mean personally that's my fetish, dunno about you.
>>712388733
then socks?
>>712389175
Lemme guess, out, or link is the third?
Which is the ghost?
>>712388498
google filename.
>>712382961
I agree
>>712389817
Was wondering where that came from.
Hmmm
>>712390000
no more lute posting allowed either
you get a pass this time though because quads
>>712390040
i just cropped it from some pixiv image :^)
>>712389810
I'm just considered a joke in a new era of shota posters. I miss last year.
>>712390168
surprise, i was shitposting a year ago too. just didn't shitpost reiji.
>>712390000
WITNESSED
aces is the only good shota poster
>>712389933
Got it.
Thankfully without google.
this is my otp
i miss halloween butt posting :^)
>>712390438
same
>>712390168
Yeah, everything here is being said candidly, no banter allowed.
We all miss last year, but it needs time out on the farm to heal.
HxH dub was on TV when I turned it on for the first time in months, apparently I've been pronouncing Gon incorrectly this whole time.
Also killua's VA sucks
posting rare shota do not steal
>>712390217
This, there are at least 5 posters itt that are from last year if not further, too much further
>>712390498
I'll just never post again.
Its time for Emizel's eternal slumber.
fuck you guys i'm just gonna start drawing my own shota
>>712390438
Forgive me, but /polgbt/ died last friday.
It was killed.
>>712390675
show us when done (' u ' ) /
>>712390670
If you're being serious, then idk what to tell you, other than stop being serious
>>712390296
Sounds like a super pervy guy
I don't miss last year
>>712390740
"No"
16048339155 real hardcore hentai phone fun call me now btards
Well, well.. look who decided to resurrect.
Interesting
>>712390800
I'm not being serious. I'm just doing my typical shit posting of bullying the Reiji / Sei poster while watching Friends.
On another note, Emizel is hot..
>>712390958
yes.
It's dead.
Murdered.
partly thanks to my effort.
>>712391079
resurrect?
this is actually the RAREST shota, cause i just drew it.
>>712391090
Yes, he is
And oh god now the theme song is stuck in my head, fuck!
>>712391245
Only those with shotacon-5 level and higher clearance are permitted to review such information coming from out of the blue
>>712391425
I'll be there for you. <3
Also, I'm on season 6, and it honestly feels like Ross has gone batshit insane. He went full /r9k/.
>>712391208
That just means more for the necrofags
part nombre dos
>>712386413
>tfw no little tribal boy to rape
>>712391614
This is your life.
And it's ending,
One moment at a time.
>>712391762
i didn't have much of a life to start with
>>712391700
HUG, NOT FUG.
>>712391549
I'm not coming out of the blue though, I've been around the whole time
>>712391783
Have you even tried building a house, or painting a self portrait?
C'mon now.
>>712392101
No, but I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
STARSHIPS ON FIRE OFF THE SHOULDER OF ORION
>>712392183
i meant attack ships but whatever
This is my OC in Pokémon Moon. I really like Emizel's hair here but it sucks that there are no red eye contact options.
Is it weird to have your husbando be your own character? Because it is. He's so cute.
>>712392097
Ok, fair enough, I see what Yuu mean, on mobile so wasn't paying attention.
You're just very quiet
>>712392373
Why talk when you got nothing to say?
>>712392218
Nope, too late, I already told Rutger on you.
Time to die
>>712392489
Words to live by.
>>712392506
rutger is my waifu honestly
>>712392489
i mean that's all do and only like, 50% of people in shota threads hate me, so i'd say i'm doing pretty well.
>>712392489
Well that turned :c fast..
Sorry.
>>712392691
nah, it's not sad
>>712392603
it's what I used to do
Obligatory last picture Emizel.
>>712392299
If they don't open more customization in that, they are shooting themselves in the foot badly.
Having shotafus in general is weird, playing/being them is just mayonnaise on the sausage roll at this point
Thanks mr. shota
>>712392971
>is just mayonnaise on the sausage roll at this point
fuck
>>712392971
There's plenty of it. More variety for women obviously but decent customization for guys. Plenty of hair styles and colors. Shorts / capris and so on, but I hope there's actual pants in this game. I really don't like capris or shorts. At least we actually have the option to take the hat off so I can admire his adorable hair.
it's 4 in the morning, i think that's prime cheeky servo run time.
>>712392885
Oh, ok then, I hope..
first chat in months, was afraid I'd pissed you off
>>712393298
wat, why?
>>712393113
Even just eyes and colours, like there aren't any proper red shades that aren't very heavy. But well see o guess
>>712393361
By taking notice of your hint post, then implying you were being quiet.
Been up way too long, and moving non stop last 30 hours, nvm me, taking things too seriously apparently.
Just going to go back to wind-down mode and enjoy the company then!
>>712393120
Aren't glory holes open 24/7 anyway?
>>712393793
the public ones yeah, but the premium ones are cleaned at 3 in the morning which takes a while
i pay for the cleanliness, though.
>>712393721
it's okay, I have been more than average levels of quiet lately. Where are you going moving so much?
TIL Melbourne was founded by Batman.
>>712394256
Pronounced bateman, yes.
we have a batman drive, park, and train station.
oh and originally it was almost called Batmania until some cunt decided to rename it
>>712394052
No, I get that, happens a bit too often really, fun or exciting things occur, go to join in and realize I can't come up with anything good to add, at least in the moment.
Nothing big, work, and two houses to finish winterizing, that kinda stuff. Actually really confused as to how I'm not comatose with all the physical work, awake af.
bump
>>712395220
new thread is >>712394505
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