shota is pretty cute
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shota is pretty cute
no you
C U T E
>>712394566
ditto
>>712394692
no you
>>712394719
outright adorable
>>712394778
yeah i'll accept that one
>>712394505
Pretty cut shotas? Kay den.
>>712394840
>>712394846
>pretty cut
gotta hit those macros
>>712394815
good
>>712394632
For me it's just that I have to prioritize my time and threads get put on the back burner and then I remember the thread was a thing hours later
>>712394778
>>712394815
You guys are cute
>>712395019
no you
>>712395019
focus on the shotas
You're all pretty cute.
Especially you.
>>712395266
i prefer handsome :^)
>>712395698
those are some thicc pancakes
>>712392299
same tbh
>>712395748
they're tasty that way
>>712395873
not a fan of pancakes tbh
damn, gotta run, figures..
<3 you shotabros!
>>712395917
bye anon
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LeWd
>>712395905
home made are great
>>712395917
bye
>>712396003
that dog dick looks broken
>>712396067
home-made pancakes are nice, but still not a fan
and dog dicks are very flexible
>>712396131
waffles then?
>>712396067
I'm sure your dick would be broken too if you had the opportunity to fuck that
>>712396197
waffles have more variety in texture than pancakes do, i'd rate them higher.
>>712396199
maybe
>>712396277
favorite pastry?
>>712396360
what are those ones called that are like swirls with custard in them
>>712396279
anon, if you have more with these characters. could you dump them all here? I can't seem find some of his humanxfurry stuff
>>712396279
>my sex life
>>712394505
pretty gay
>>712396475
reverse image search it, there's like five I think
>>712396469
I can't remember, but those are pretty good
>>712396553
this?
>>712396745
i think it's a custard danish?
>>712396003
anyone know the artist or where i can find more like that?
>>712396790
mhm
>>712396745
I meant how the puppy was sitting by himself while the other two were making out is my sex life.
>>712396941
yea sign me the FUCK up for a custard danish fam
>>712396790
I am Danish, and now I feel weird.
>>712396994
teach me danish fam, i know bits of swedish and norwegian, danish is pretty similar to norwegian right?
>>712396994
it's not even from Denmark
>>712396964
join them next time
>>712396973
I'm more of a sugar and cinnamon roll kinda guy, but I like most pastries
>>712397133
similar written
>>712397133
It is :) What would you like to know c:
>>712397189
yeah danish uses æ and ø like norwegian
>>712397242
well the best swedish word is pojkfitta, so does that make sense in danish?
>>712397327
that's the worst swedish word
>>712397327
uhm.. no not really cx
>>712396964
I actually feel really sorry for you now.
>>712397428
no that is definitely the best swedish word
ge mig pojkfitta, bög.
>>712397431
well what would it be in danish?
>>712397535
Nei, gå og legg deg
>>712397523
I thank you for your pity.
>>712397653
øh shit nigger
or should i say neger?
>>712397535
well since i didn't understand i google translated it, apparently it meant "give me pussy boy, gay." ?
Which in Danish would be like "Giv mig fisse, homo" i really don't get this.
>>712395266
>>712397844
pojke = boy, fitta = pussy
boypussy
>>712397758
"øh" means "uhm"
>>712397758
neger is just "black person", nigger is more correct for the expression also >>712397910
>>712397908
oh, then it would be "Giv mig drengefisse"
>>712397910
öh scheiße min neger
>>712397985
makes sense that fisse and fitta are similar
>>712397961
to my knoweldge neger is racist in swedish?
>>712397961
You can't just go around saying "Neger" like it just meant you were black, it is still very offensive. Like the English word.
who knew my shitposting would cause such a stir in the nordic shota community
bra bajs :^))
>>712398108
Maybe you could like in the 60's, but not today.
Cute and lewd
>>712398108
in which country?
>>712398066
yes
>>712398416
i know for a fact neger is racist in swedish, that's why the food negerboll is called chokladboll these days.
ay some anon posted a tool here a few days ago that makes fapping a lot easier
all you do it get the tool from x41.sexy/BooruBrowser.exe, enter your tag and pick a booru and then browse through the pics with the arrow keys
gotta admit that shit's tight, man
i can never pronounce swedish words correctly, the letters are just too similar to english for me to get them correct. like why the fuck is k sometimes pronounced as sh?
>>712398484
I'm from Norway though, and honestly I'm just trying to misinform you
Unless your in the nation of Niger, is probably racist
And how the hell did you start talking about this in a shorta thread take that shit to /pol/ or where they talking about redpill shit
Redpill is a dog wistle
>>712398486
>.exe
lolno
>>712398416
Denmark, but i think it is offensive in whole Scandinavia.
>>712398710
how similar is norwegian to swedish? i've heard that if you speak one of the languages you can have a conversation in the other.
>>712398749
this was actually a fennoscandic language gathering the entire time
>>712398754
he posted a link to the code too, but i got no idea what to do with that
i think you just gotta replace the .exe with .zip or .rar not really sure
>>712398883
>>712399081
y-you too
>>712398960
>>712398883
Danish and Norwegian sounds pretty similar even to us, but is spelled different. But none of us like Swedish.
>>712399237
apparently danish is closer to swedish than it is to norwegian, but danish uses the same script as norwegian. pretty weird.
i gotta admit the danish-norwegian letters are cooler. ø > ö
>>712398195
Yes
>>712399237
>>712399317
MFW A SUPERIOR SLAVIC SHOTA
>>712399377
PROTO
SLAVIC
LANGUAGE
GROUP
>>712399317
Well I don't know were you got that from, but I am Danish and understand Norwegian pretty good, but Swedish is all fucked up. Properly Swedish propaganda to get Norwegian oil money.
>>712399548
danish and swedish are both from the east norse group, whereas norwegian is from the west norse group. idk how that actually applies to speaking the language though.
>>712398710
hvor fra norge er du?
>>712399689
Well Denmark and Norway was one unified country for a long ass time, constantly with war with Sweden, So that is properly why Norway and Denmark are more similar. (protip, we still hate Sweden)
>>712399840
tbh after trying to learn swedish i hate them too
seriously what the fuck is up with the en / ett stuff? is it similar in other nordic languages?
>>712399965
Oh yeah, en/et all the way.
>>712400042
and it's just as bad? people always make fun of english for being inconsistent but actually our rules for using a / an are 100% consistent.
how many here are from /cuteboys/ on 8ch, and why did you come here instead?
>>712400142
There are certain rules, can't remember them. But I think they are pretty simple.
>>712400237
i occasionally browse it
>>712399740
vestlandet
>>712400251
i asked a bunch of swedish people and researched it and there were NO rules. en for some words, ett for others. just gotta remember them.
>>712398883
We hold conversations with each other, but we don't speak each others language to do that...
>>712398907
>opening exe files from /b/ ever
>>712400429
english is best lingua franca :^)
>>712400329
Just looked it up, yup it's pretty fucked up.
>>712399840
between 22 and 45 wars does that to countries, but that all depends on how we count it right?
>>712399965
>seriously what the fuck is up with the en / ett stuff? is it similar in other nordic languages?
>>712400142
en is male ett is neutral, for norwegian anyway
>>712400491
from what i understand it's related to how the words used to be gendered, but i don't really understand how "neuter" and "common" are genders.
>>712400517
Well once they started to build the bridge, we kinda had to stop hating them. Unless you talk about sports. (protip, Sweden just like started to build a bridge, and Denmark just went with it)
>>712400487
but why speak english when we don't have to?
>>712400711
yes but how do you know which words are male and which ones are neutral?
>>712400429
yeye i know i opened it in this sandboxie thing first it dosen't allow viruses to actually fuck your shit up and it actually is a tool written by some anon
here's a screenshot
>>712400717
Well it's just changing the problem, like how do you decide the gender. We don't even call it gender, if you start to say words have gender in Denmark, people would assume you were talking about german.
>>712400328
møre?
>>712400768
you're speaking it right now :^)
>>712400910
exactly, it's silly as hell.
>>712400787
Which ever sounds right, male and female can also be interchangeable in many Norwegian words because we have two written languages which have kind of opposite rules, and speech is completely unrelated to the grammars of writing
funfact: boats are male grammatically but their names are most times female
Hvis der er nogle fra Norge i den her tråd, forstår i så dette? :)
>>712401103
>Which ever sounds right
and that's the issue. unless you've spoken the language from birth you don't know what sounds right.
>we have two written languages which have kind of opposite rules
i've never heard of this, can you tell me more?
>>712400973
Sør for Stadt
>>712401029
I respect 4chans rules and keep the norwoogle for /int/
>>712401158
Forbanna L i nogle, men joda
>>712401297
Hvordan vil du da sige "nogle" min ven? :)
you guys better watch it with the norwegian, don't wanna get banned.
is this the comfy thread?
>>712401233
The most common one is "book norwegian" which was just us fixing written Danish so it made sense, the other one is "new norwegian" which is based on the various dialects of the country and saw wide use in the early and mid 1900s and now is down to about 30% usage by the government and 20% by general public
>>712401373
noen
>>712401485
When they don't know if you are writing Danish or Norwegian.
>>712401600
I suppose?
>>712401632
it's all the same to me :^)
>>712401619
hey that's pretty neat
>>712401658
why hello there then
i mean really how do you expect me to tell, the script is literally exactly the same.
>>712401619
I am starting to think we talk Norwegian in Denmark, but our writing is just all fucked up. Because we pronounce it exactly like that, but write it differently than we say it. You guys have it simple, spell it like you say it.
>>712401692
it's completely worthless to have to learn two
>>712401763
hi
>>712401819
You lot just gotta get rid of all those silent Gs and Hs and whatnot and it'll be fine
>>712401796
and that's why we don't have to learn each others language to speak with one another
so from what i've gathered so far, norwegian and danish are actually the same and they refuse to admit it, and everyone hates sweden
easy enough to remember
>>712402074
does liking this cat shit make me furry, cause it's hot
>>712402211
yes, now i can tell you to yiff in hell furfag.
>>712402074
Ok ill try to spell so it like i would say it this time.
"Vil du gerne leje med en sød drengs numse?" :)
>>712402263
[spoiler]so be it[/spoiler]
>>712402380
good spoiler
furfag.
>>712402187
Give that man a gold star.
>>712394880
Mentally ill?
Too bad shota doesn't exist in real life, fuck 3d, imma right?
>>712402464
i thought they gave the faggots pink triangles?
>>712402462
n-no u
>>712402575
yes, me.
>>712402555
Your reward is your very own 8 year old boy.
>>712402187
rules for grammar aren't the same
>>712402211
embrace the furry, it's adorable
>>712402370
ja
>>712402464
>>712402464
>>712402464
>>712402618
saw this the other day, it was pretty gay
>>712402721
i think i'll pass on the 3dpd
>>712402722
meh, i'm sure you can just combine the languages to be the same in like a generation or two.
GRAMMAR
REFORM
>>712402807
what, shinsekai yori? yeah it's gay in all the best ways.
>>712402816
Grammar reform has been an ongoing process in Norway since the 1920s, we've still got two
>>712394880
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3388302/Eight-year-old-boy-learns-drag-makeup-begging-mother-book-tutorial-selfie-results-sweeping-internet.html
>>712402973
step it up some. by the time this thread is finished i expect nordanish to be a unified language.
>>712402882
yes it was
>>712403047
>Danes implement Norwegian
done
>>712403119
you finish watching it? i don't wanna spoil anything lol
>>712403148
the real shock will be when the danes are the ones that win and you end ups peaking danish
>>712400973
du da?
>>712402722
Vil du gerne kneppe en dreng og sprøjte din sæd dybt ind i ham. c: <3
>>712403252
Not happening this time
>>712403311
jesus that's lewd
>>712403148
I wouldn't even mind, we fucking love Norway.
>>712403252
yes, I didn't know what to feel at the end. but I started watching it because of the kiss scene
>>712403402
or when you end up speaking estonian in the REAL twist
>>712403460
we love Denmark too
>>712403402
The more lewd it is, the better it translates c:
>>712403523
I thought Estonia wanted to be Finland
>>712403521
the ending pissed me off because they were like "should we give them equal rights???" and i was like, yes? is that really a question? seems fairly fucking obvious to me.
>>712403610
estonia can't into nordics :(
>>712403683
kek, did you edit that 'free sex'?
also their society was fucked anyway
>>712403602
this is true
>>712403683
You can eventually, you just gotta get nordic culturally imperialized a bit more for the council to grant full membership
>>712403555
>>712403460
>>712403881
forgot pic, take a lewd one as compensation
>>712403881
no didn't edit it
and come on, they were just fucked up humans.
>>712403933
so many great scenes lmao
>>712403915
Humon got it spot on
>>712404021
wow i forgot a pic too
>>712404027
>so many great scenes lmao
Yeah, looks like I can upload today so just testing out what I can get sent through. Seemed vaguely on topic.
>>712403933
he's daring
>>712404149
vaguely
>>712404192
CUTE
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reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>712404398
wat
>>712404486
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712404270
>tfw nobody will ever force themselves onto you in a cat suit
why live
>>712404576
speak for yourself
>>712404560
why though?
>>712404624
>hmmpfhfgh
>>712404664
hoping SOMEONE sees it and gets the hint :^)
>>712404720
i'll hmmpfhfgh you
>>712404799
o-oh
I'm off, gotta make dinner and such
>>712405497
bye danordic anon :^)
>2.5x13
really makes me think
New thread or everyone asleep/busy?
>>712407705
i'm gonna go to the gym, so i won't be back for a while.
>>712407768
Alright
I'll let it die and see you all later.
