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Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETS (dubs, trips, etc.) can request a tarot reading from me.
>Ask for a general reading, or suggest a topic, or ask a question for the cards! The more information I have about what you want to know, the more informative your reading might be.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, or made up name) for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens if they're available. You can receive fortune cookies even if you don't GET!
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>I ask that you don't donate readings to people who weren't seeking them, or to people whose questions are better suited for mundane advice.

>Patience and love! It takes a while to write up readings, and if I have a lot of requests you may be waiting a bit. Hang out with us while you wait!
>If it seems like I missed you, feel free to remind me.
>Leave internet drama at the gate, please!
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>>712224519
Uu
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I miss Box :/
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#OmegaTime
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>>712224726
Me too
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>>712224726
They showd up awhile ago

>>712224799
you got lots of new pictures of Reisen eh?
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So, in your opinion... what does Alice's thread take away from the shrine? I'm genuinely curious since a lot of people seem to be claiming that she killed us or something...
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>>712224918
Ah? No, I've had a gigantic folder for forever ^ ^;
>>712224929
It's quite difficult to keep up with two and unlike us few, most people seem to just abandon one for the other altogether. Guess which one will always be chosen.
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>>712224929
I guess we are just a smaller community when compared to her threads.
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>>712224799
But he isn't onliiiiiiiine :/

>>712224828
He has always something to say to make everything a bit more lively...or at least he tries.

>>712224918
I probably missed him, he showed up in the first thread, right?
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>>712225256
nott today. I meant a few weeks ago.
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>>712224929
Perhaps her threads show people "this is how shit is supposed to go down."

Truly, how can the TV adaptation possibly compare to the original series?
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>>712225133
>>712225159
But I don't see most of our regulars over there. If we're slow, it's usually because the biggest contributors here didn't show up that night, but they don't show up with Alice either. There have been several nights kinda recently where they didn't show up even though Alice wasn't around either. So I take it they're either bored, or busy...
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>>712225256
Ya miss him that much? Geez.
>>712225159
I wouldn't necessarily call the people who go to her threads a community. I mean, a good few of them are regulars and stuff, or people from her community but I think the large majority are just anons who aren't regulars or anything.
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>>712224929
>what does Alice's thread take away from the shrine
Shitposters, if nothing else. She gets a remarkable number of them.
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>>712224641
>>712224519
Uu

>>712224929
Well it's basically her community, aside from a few people. Whenever she appears, they migrate.

>>712225379
I feel like that's wrong.
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>>712224519
Reisenpai will you help me learn how to talk to people again?
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>>712224205
Hey OP I'm not sure if you remember me from the last thread but here it goes.

Should I hire one of those Jewish lawyers from Wall Street?
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>>712224929
I don't know. They seem like different threads. I guess there's some crossover. I guess in these ones it's less centralized, the thread isn't as focused on the OP (you) as it would be in Alice's.

I like talking to a variety of people so I stick to these threads.

>>712225256
Yeah.
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>>712225453
It might have been because the new thread took a while and Steam didn't notify them too. I know it doesn't notify me half the time.
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>>712224846
I feel like food is at least half of what makes up my happiness in life, and there isn't a lot of it. I've tried losing weight before to no avail, I love eating and I hate exercising so much.
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I miss Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
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>>712224519
>>712225476
>Reisenpai will you help me learn how to talk to people again?
YES. TEACH US HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE. AGAIN.
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>>712225631
You've got weird tastes, mate.
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Don't tell her but I still think about kissing reimu sometimes...
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>>712225466
Uu!
>>712225655
>>712225476
Ah, I'm so sorry! I missed you! Aaah, sorry, sorry! Ahem... Did you like the music?
>>712225655
Alright, the first step is, forget everything you know!
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>>712225845
Umu?
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>>712225845
It's okay, don't worry about it.
And yeah, I enjoyed it. I love songs with a more upbeat sort of tune like the one you linked.
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>>712225687
If you didn't like her you probably aren't a very good person.
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Checking in.

~Mantis
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I wanna go home
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Reimu's threads are mainly made up by regulars, and some anon drops by every now and then...while Alice's ones are made up almost exclusively by anons, so...an improvement would be a way to lure anons in, because currently we're just scaring away them by showing how much we talk berween us, they clearly don't feel confident enough to come here, or just attracted to the thread.
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>>712225845
955.12312 Petabytes of data deleted.

Many secrets of ancient machine lore have been lost this day.

I pray to the omnisiah that your lessons are worth it.

Proceed.
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>>712225631

nyoro~n <3
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>>712226036
Maybe if you had unique and interesting ideas, you'd actually attract new people for your shitty threads.
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>>712225916
Hey, hey, whoa. Whoa, hey. I'm calling infringement. Stick to your own, or I'll bust a padoru~ upside your candy ass.
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>>712224929
I only visit your threads!
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>>712225548
You know what they say... If the winner is you, you hired a Jew. Or something.

>>712225599
That could be the case too. I really need a more fool-proof way to notify people. Steam raises a lot of issues, really.

>>712225598
Yeah, really the magic that makes these threads go fast when they do is you guys all talking to each other. When the right combination of people isn't here, I guess it just goes slower than usual. At least, that's my theory. And that's been the case a few times lately, with or without Alice.

>>712225818
Are you thinking about it right now, Anonymous?
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>>712226165
This.

>>712225962
It's less about dislike than you missing weird people.
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>>712226209
N-No...!

...Yes
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>>712226036
The thing that attracted me initially was the friendly banter between the regulars

~Mantis
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>>712226167
Fine, fine. For someone that's supposed to be gone you're around far too much.

>>712226209
Could do what Alice does and link everyone to the thread. It might also help if you post saying you're making another one, so people don't just leave.
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Hello!
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>>712226249
I like funny smart people, it seems natural to miss that.
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>>712226286
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>>712226209
You're making me feel iffy.
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>>712226165
Yeah...i bet if a female member here dressed up as a cute maid and started posting pictures they'd surely be more attracted to the whole thread :/ lol.
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>>712226036
>while Alice's ones are made up almost exclusively by anons
is this supposed to be a joke
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>>712226165
blow it out of your ass
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>>712226397
Wh-Why are you looking at me like that...?
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>>712226209
Hi Reimu OP. it's been a very long time :/
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>>712226411
Almost 100 posters compared to the like 20 you guys get. More original than anything that goes on in these threads. And obviously, it's working nicely for her,
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>>712226411
well 4chans /b/ does like possible traps and thats what they are hoping for maybe....
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n-nyoron? Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
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I love both Reimu's and Alice's threads and I want to see them both continue to thrive!
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>>712226325
Everyone as in literally everyone? I don't have as many contacts as she does!

>>712226399
How's so?

>>712226494
>*bats her eyelashes*
...
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>>712226587

>>possible
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Is the shitposter finally gone?
-J
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>>712226639
Is this the actual real butterfly?

>>712226648
Everyone in the Steam group could work.
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>>712226671
im going to shitpost in your fucking cereal
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>>712226325
I'm only gone from the chat, really. I find that in limited doses, #OmegaTime is acceptable, but it''s toxic in large doses. And that's true both for me too.
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>>712226648
I don't know, I'm on edge and I just need some form of comfort. What anime is that girl from, OP?
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>>712225631
>>712225687
She was okay. The people that surrounded her were toxic though

>>712226171
That alone makes Reimu threads better

>>712226411
That's a good idea.

Any takers?
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>>712226671
Damn that's pretty hot anon , tell me more.
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>>712226539
I never said that it's not working, quite the opposite.
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>>712226717
OmegaTime is never acceptable, stop spreading these lies.
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>>712226648
R-Reimu, when you do that, it makes me feel all fluttery inside...
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>>712226717
Jesus, that sentence got fucked up. "The same goes for me as well. To much time as Omega begins to poison my thoughts."

>>712226639
Calling shenanigans.

>>712226539
This.

>>712226778
And then there's this fucking guy.
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>>712226767
>Anime

He fell for it.
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>>712226696

mhm <3
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>>712226696
I brought her, yes. I want to make someone happy...
>>712226854
It's nothing of the sort. I promise.
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>>712226855
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Will i stay on diet?? Already lost 20kg...

Will i keep having good grades on college?

Will she ever come back to me?
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>>712226767
She's Reimu Hakurei from Touhou Project.
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>>712226890
Rare to see you in threads, long time no see.

>>712226896
Do we even know who said it?
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>>712226896
You.
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>>712226720
Nowhere. I was struck by my conscious, most vicious and cruel.I teetered between thinking it best not to talk to you ever again, being angry at you, and all other sorts of stupid nonsensical thoughts and emotions
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>>712226890
*gently runs her fingertips down the edges of your wings before vanishing*
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>>712226789
I misunderstood, then. What exactly is the point of these threads, if I may ask?
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>>712227007
I love you too alice!
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>>712226955
A video game, huh? Interesting.
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>>712226848
Not even a little bit?

>>712226854
You know it

>>712226890
Leave before the drama train follows you
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>>712226940

on Phone cant thumbnail btw
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>>712226767
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Reimu_Hakurei

>>712226171
I agree with >>712226778

>>712226696
That's a lot of people to individually message though. I need to do it en masse otherwise I'd be absent for too long.

>>712226671
Now we're just stuck with one trying to cause drama between me and Alice. Not much of a trade-off, really.
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>mrw threads are just the same shit over and over

so boring
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>>712227007
>stealing my picture
wryyyyyy
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>>712227165
This.
Autists enjoy repetition
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>>712227091
It always starts as just a little bit...

>>712227163
This is true. I have no idea then, to be honest.
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>>712225922
Forgotten.
Again.
Welp... Time to go I guess.

Bye bye guys
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>>712226896
Shenanigans. Called it.

>>712226848
You know you love it.

>>712227007
That's pretty gay.

>>712227029
There is no fucking point, really. Was supposed to be a similar thing as Alice threads, but with more tarot and less drama, but that shit don't happen.

>>712227091
<3

>>712226940
You will if you remind yourself that it's something you want, not a restriction you're placing on yourself. / Try hard and you will. / Do you really want her too? Go get someone better, man.
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>>712226961

*nods* someone called me in <3 g-good to see you!

>>712227007

waf! *blush* <4
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>>712227163
>like donations

>donates 100lbs of marijuana.
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>>712227007
Hrm, that explains some things.
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>>712226850
I know just the thing for that!

>>712226970
Why would you be angry at me? I thought our conversations were going pretty well until you disappeared.
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>>712224205
Hello everyone
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>>712227282
Do I really?

>>712227288
How've you been?
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>>712227171
B-because I'm Alice, bitch!

>>712227163
Grrr! Reimu, despite our long shared history, intricately entwined friendship circles, and extensive collaborations together both professionally and recreationally, I am surely working to harm the very thing that helped me get back to posting in the first place!

Hahah! M-mine is an evil laugh!
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>>712227330
Oh? What is it?
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>>712227309
If you could find a way to really do that then I'd go to law school and be your lawyer myself.
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>>712227222
Not sure if related, but I do enjoy all those 2s.
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>>712227072
They're pretty fun but also exceedingly difficult.
>>712226967
Ah? What about me?
>>712227288
Thank you, dear.
>>712226961
No and I don't really care who... Whomever it is, I just want to make them happy.
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>slept til 5-7pm every day
I need a job... Or friends
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Is it okay to like Reimu and Alice at the same time? Is it okay to imagining them kissing to make up?
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>>712227505
no you degenerate
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>>712227222
nice 2s you buttery bastard

have a rare northern russia
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>>712227330
Not angry at you, rather, angry at everything else that's affected me. When you feel intensely lonely, you can't help but lash out, question why most people don't have to feel like you do, etc. It certainly wasn't something you did.. and I did enjoy talking with you.
I think this is what people call "emotional damage"
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>>712227505
We aren't f-fighting. Why w-would anyone think we are?
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>>712227388
Nice try, but Alice doesn't type that way. You missed a few crucial things.
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>>712227282
Whatever you say. Honestly, if you don't believe it, that's your own problem.
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going to go off to sleep.

>>712227482
I find the games enjoyable. Beat a large number of them

>>712227374
boo
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>>712227581
Well could you please kiss anyway?
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>>712227250
Oh no... I'm not infected, am I??

>>712227282
<2

>>712227581
You'd better get out of here before the drama train follows you
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>>712227482
Wanting to make someone happy no matter who it is often has unintended consequences.
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>>712227379
In small doses, I'd say yes. Because I'm a vain motherfucker.

>>712227502
Or a hobby. Try researching a cure for vampirism.

>>712227505
Maybe to the first question, fuck no to the second.

>>712227622
Oh no, I believe it, it's still shenanigans though.
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>>712227091

It's okay! I'll just hide under my blanket if there's too much drama. ^^

>>712227379

I've been pretty good! Am feeling comfy right now...I think maybe I will make some tea.
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>>712226778
you're the only one i can recall wearing a maid outfit
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>>712227606
I'm d-done with you. Seriously, lose my number.
*mumbles to herself* I don't have to put up with this shit, I made a music writing A.I. and look damn good in a maid outfit...

*walks out, slamming door*
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>>712227697
You should get on Skype more often!
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>>712227626
C-congratulations...? I never have.
>>712227682
Life has unintended consequences. Every single day.
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>>712227388
I know, right? You sure are evil. Remember that time you disguised yourself as me and have been running these threads for the last few months? You sure are nefarious.

>>712227411
Mmmmwah.
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>>712224205
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.............................
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>>712227737
What was that all about?
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>>712227418
I only have about 2lbs in a old wooden cigar box under my bed; will that work?

>>712227482
>They're pretty fun but also exceedingly difficult.
I am currently watching gameplay of Flandre Ultra. I cannot believe such a game ever existed. My motor skills aren't what they used to be so I think I'll skip this.

>Ah? What about me?
Is she from Touhou too?
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>>712227678
You were always infected.

>>712227692
I was actually thinking I should say hi at some point, so I guess I've defeated myself.

>>712227697
Tea is good. I haven't had any for a while, I should really change that.

>>712227818
But generally you try to minimise those consequences if you can.
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>>712226778
D'awwww! I'm so glad you think so.

>>712227163
Ahhh..It's not like that though, really..
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Dubs?
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>>712227568
I see... sorry to hear that. I've been there before, even recently.
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>>712227818
The best ones for noobs in this order is 9, 10, 7 and 13.

9 is the best one to get practice and 10 has a bigger pool of bombs. Now im off to sleep.
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>>712227737
Are you that cooking girl from the last thread?
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>>712227944
Only if you're a fan of order over chaos, I would say. But I'm an eternal fool of the sort that will always do whatever I can to make others happy, even if it hurts me or something. That's how I'm wired.
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I don't have /tea/ but I have coffee that got cold....

Close enough.

>>712227964
So modest~
You missed my question by the way! I got killing floor 2 earlier, mind if I join you and Aster at some point?
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>>712227887
Well theirs always fanworks and storys. Most of the fandom just does that never even playing the games.

Theirs even a well done fan anime.


Now for sure im off to bed.
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>>712228020
I'm only really interested in the ones that allow you to play Reisen.
*shrugs*
I've played a bunch of them but I'm not one of those super hardcore gamers that just plays for the challenge.
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>>712227887
The question becomes "how do you get it to me without getting us both arrested." Then we'll have to send pot to someone else so they can be both of our lawyer!

>>712227964
I wouldn't say we're better than Alice's, but we're definitely better in general for having you here!
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>>712228170
Feel free to join us anytime!
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>>712227944

I like the sleepy tea the best ^///^ and mint!
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Rolling for a reading!

Have a banana anons
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>>712227944
#OmegaTime is something whose power is exceeded only by its mystery, and strangely, its mystery is exceeded only by its power. Also, hi. Not seeing you on skype has had me slightly concerned.

>>712227678
Enty is correct.
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>>712228016
Then, please be a little patient with me. It's something that I've struggled with for the past year or so, now, so I don't know how soon it will go away, if ever. How have you been, Reimu OP? Better than me, I hope :/
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Alright let's see
>no spammer
>two alices
>a normal thread
>and an anon trying to make a drama
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>>712227944
What's gonna happen to me...?

>>712227735
Did you go out of your way to make that?

>>712227964
Uh huh. Just don't tell anyone I said that

>>712228287
She's always correct
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>>712228240
For sure! Just need my PC up and running now...

I haven't forgotten about golf either! Paging sonya...
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Rolling for... I'm not sure.
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>>712227737
You can't hide from me forever, bitch.
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>>712228268
Rerolling!
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>>712228397
i didnt have the original so i had to make a new one
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>>712228194
Sounds interesting. Good night, anonymous.

>>712228220
I've made a living out of smuggling illegal shit into other countries. Nothing is impossible for me.
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>>712228306
You'll find that I'm incredibly patient, especially with people going through things I can relate to directly.

Anyway, whether I've been better or not really just depends on what day we're talking about. I've had good ones and bad ones since then, but the overall track is positive no matter what.

>>712228320
Normal Friday night for Shia Lebeouf.
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>>712228071
That IS foolish. Not that it's a bad thing, world could do with more fools.

>>712228170
People always act like I'm weird for drinking cold coffee.

>>712228243
Ah, I prefer Earl Grey, to be honest.

>>712228287
I dropped that Skype. If you give me your details somehow I can add you on my personal one if you'd like?

>>712228397
I'm afraid death is the only cure.
>>
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls...
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>>712224205
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls
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>>712228572
>overall track is positive no matter what.
Good. That positive outlook is something that I've always found attractive about you, Reimu OP!
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>>712228432
I-I think I will try again.
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>>712227856
O-Oh gosh...!

Thanks Reimu...
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>>712228788
What anime is that girl from?
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>>712228593
*sigh*

Goodnight, everyone. I'm gonna retire for the night. I hope you all have a good night!
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>>712228755
Silly duck you almost got me
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>>712228788
Are you the same poster from /lewd/?
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Don't tell me everything is from Touhou.
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>>712228890
Did I say something wrong?
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>>712228397
For real though. Also, if you're seeing side effects of #OmegaTime, including insanity, the need to act insane, aggressive behaviour, a wealth of logic hidden deep within the bowels of a barrel of illogicalness, please see your doctor, or expose yourself to more #OmegaTime.

>>712228593
Not 100% comfortable doing that in threads anymore, tbh. You on the same steam?

>>712228890
Night Reis.
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>>712228890
See ya, bunny ears.
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>>712228883
Date a Live. Its not bad.
>>712228941
W-who is this?
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>>712228890
Night night Reisen! Sleep well.
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>>712228922
>>712224205

Rei-mu i want a reading!

Will i succeed tomorrow?
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>>712228220
Awww..thank you so much Reimu. I don't think that's trueee. But I enjoy being here.

>>712228397
I won't. Except for Reimu maybe..!

>>712228427
Lovely~
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>>712228988
Yeah, I'm always on Steam. I'm surprised you didn't message me through there when you were worried I wasn't on Skype.

>>712229027
Is this an Ika?
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>>712228531
Geez. Now that's commitment to the joke

>>712228593
That'd probably cure alot of my problems at this point

>>712228788
You've done it. Conglaturations

>>712228988
...sounds pretty accurate. Maybe I have always been infected

>>712228965
Nope. I don't into touhou
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general tarot roll
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>>712229168
reroll
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>>712229027
Oh cool she has one of my favorite Japanese VAs of all time.
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>>712228890
Goodnight Reisen!
>>712229088
An Ika?
>>712229122
Thank you!
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>>712229076
Silly me i forgot an image!
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>>712229168
>>712229195
rereroll
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>>712228755
then who was fone?
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>>712229168
>>712229195
>>712229226
rerereroll
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>>712229168
>>712228788
You can have mine!
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>>712229122
Don't say that...

>>712229210
An Ika.

>>712229204
Which one?
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>>712229122
I thought I was getting trolled for a while now. Damn kids and their internets.
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>>712229168
>>712229195
>>712229226
>>712229264
rererereroll
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>>712228778
It took me more than two decades, but I finally got it down!

Anyway, feel free to chat me up anytime. It's a busy time of year for my side job, but I'll try to get to back to you quickly.

>>712228788
Win-aru win-aru shi-ken din-aru!

What can I do for you?

>>712228818
So, how was it? Did it live up to the dreams?
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>>712229168
>>712229195
>>712229226
>>712229264
>>712229302
rererererereroll
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>>712229168
>>712229195
>>712229226
>>712229264
>>712229302
>>712229338
rererererereroll
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>>712229122
gotta keep the joke going though i was expecting cans for bringing that back up
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>>712229204
Thats nice to hear.
>>712229293
I'm not sure I follow.
>>712229313
>>712229287
Could you give my roll to this anon?
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>>712229168
>>712229195
>>712229226
>>712229264
>>712229302
>>712229338
>>712229381
rererererererereroll
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>>712229293
This one here: https://myanimelist.net/people/8956/Iori_Nomizu
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>>712229458
Ill roll for you
Just shut the fuck up.
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>>712229287
Okay I'll stop rolling, I appreciate that <3
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>>712229521
One reroll.
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>>712229313
>>712229076
>>712229313
>>712228922
please reimu
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>>712229527
No problem, spend it wisely now okay?
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>>712229313
Anyway, feel free to chat me up anytime
what about kisses? Can I get a kiss anytime too?!
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>>712229313

I'm loosing my overall feeling of emotion for others and people each day as I experience them, I get a feeling of indifference when ever I meet people, they all act the same and have some shitty anterior motive that makes me despise them as a person, which I even hesitate to call them. What are your thoughts on this?
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>>712229715

Ulterior*
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>>712229421
She has very good range. But she wants too much money nowadays.

>>712229313
Reimu is too cute. Stop.
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>>712229293
I know, I usually don't say that sort of thing. Just been a rough month so far

>>712229417
I'm always canning internally

>>712229295
I know, they're the worst aren't they?
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>>712229527
>Eight of Cups
>Temperance (Reversed)
>Ten of Swords

You're going to come to a point where you consider throwing something away, whether it's a relationship, a dream, or something else that was previously important to you... this is a reckless move, and it will only lead to destruction. Try not to do that.
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>>712229421
I wasn't asking you.

>>712229472
Think the only one of her roles I've heard is Zuikaku and Shoukaku.
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>>712229790
Can't trust people anymore.

>>712229822
Is it any good?
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>>712229781
Oh, I see. Well I don't go that much into in to be honest.
>>712229822
But you were asking if I was an Ika and I don't know what you mean with that.
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Rollin for dubs. I need advice
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>>712230095
Me neither, but sometimes the VA's catches my heart and I just want to know everything about them.

>>712230300
Nice.
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>>712229313
It was better than I could ever imagine...

I-I love you, Reimu!
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>>712229790
Still no excuse!

>>712230041
From what I remember, yeah. I can only recall her from the KanColle game though, so there's quite a limited number of voice lines.

>>712230095
I was asking other people.

>>712230420
I'm a big fan of VAs so I pay more attention to them than I probably should.
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>>712230420
That makes sense.
>>712230534
Ah okay. But could you tell me what it means anyway?
>>
>>712229696
Well I mean, not ANYtime... I'm pretty sure that's how you get married...

>>712229715
I think you're probably internalizing some bad experiences you've had and projecting them onto others who haven't done anything wrong. Keep in mind too that most people have a separate mask that they use on people they don't know. The goal of friendship is to remove that mask, and find the one beneath it that represents how we act around our friends. It's masks all the way down, but that doesn't make it a bad thing. It's just how we get along in society, because everyone can't run around being bluntly honest all the time, or we'd kill each other. Most of the time it's pretty harmless stuff that we hide, it can even be things that you would like about them if you found out... but it makes us feel safer to hide it and that's just how it goes.

Don't internalize misanthropy any more than you already have. Try to undo it. Try to get to know people and let them surprise you... otherwise, you're gonna have a very lonely and unfulfilled life.

>>712229781
I can't.

>>712229590
Sorry, I don't know how I missed you.

>Page of Wands
>Two of Cups
>King of Wands

Good news arrives, carried by a friend or trusted ally. The short version is yes, you probably succeed. If you want more than that, I'll get it for you.
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i'm bored ah
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Rolling for a tarot reading.

Want to know if I'll be able to overcome my biggest fear within the next year or so...
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>>712230708
>Reimu OP won't marry you so you can get kisses any time
T-that's fine, y-yeah, it was stupid of me to ask..
>>
Ran out of Psycho-Pass pictures pffffffffffttthsh

>>712230534
90's VAs are filled with legends. Now Japan is hiring these kids off the streets and over paying them for mediocre service.

>>712230656
You're not much of a talker are you?

>>712230708
She's too adorable. You have good taste.
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>>712230861
what's your biggest fear o.o?
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>>712230509
Hehe... I love you too, silly. Want another one?
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>>712230656
Squid.
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>>712231028
Y-Yes, please!

I mean, if that's alright with you, of course...
>>
>>712230534
Okay, okay! You're right I take it back

>>712230041
You're speaking my language there
>>
>>712230964
I have two biggest fears.

Dogs.
and Girls.

it's embarrassing to admit to both...
>>
>>712230656
she thinks you're a known psychopath named "Ikarous"
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>>712231111
>>712230861
Ooooh OOH REIMU! Can I have my reading?
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>>712230952
Unfortunately not, I am feeling sleepy though so I might take a nap.
>>712231033
Oh! Well I'm afraid not though... Nice dubs by the way!
>>712231154
Oh I know her! She's nice to me though...
>Yoshino
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>>712231111
nice 1111's, girls aren't too scary if you find a nice one :)
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>>712230952
I don't know, there's still a fair bit of quality there. It's just a problem with the way the anime industry is, I think.

>>712231094
You take it back?
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>>712231267
>She's nice to me though

i dont believe that even for a second
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>>712231268
I seem to have trouble with finding nice ones though. And when I do I get too nervous to talk around them...
I don't know why but instinctively I will suddenly hold my breath until a cute girl leaves wherever I am at...
>>
>>712230708

Funny, I think the concept of masking yourself is a useless flaw in humanity to hide our true identities, I don't find it fun or enthralling to have to dig through someone's layers to figure out who they are, Every time I do it feels like they'd been lying to me the entire time about how they actually are as a person and that everything they showed me prior was just a facade

Unfortunately I am aware that my life is unfulfilled and i'm going to die alone without any thought of another person or family near me. I'm probably just going to go back to bed on that note and wonder why I wake up each day, thanks for the input though, appreciated.
>>
That's all we have for tonight, goodnight and thank you all for coming!

>>712231111
>Eight of Swords
>The Priestess
>Three of Pentacles
According to this, sometime in the near future you pursue therapy from a female therapist, and make sure, steady progress toward your goal. Make me proud, Anonymous!

>>712231093
>*pushes up against Anonymous and kisses tenderly*

~Reimu
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>>712230708
Fill me with more info!
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>>712231421
I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true though. I know she has her moments but none of it are pointed towards me.
>Yoshino
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>>712231558
I've been considering therapy for a long time now actually... Might finally do it.
and thanks for the reading Reimu. Have a good night!
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>>712231421
Yeah that's Ika.
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>>712231558
R-Reimu...

That feels really nice, thank you so much...I hope you have a good night! C-Can we do that again the next time you come?
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>>712231649
she was never mean to you? what do you have that i dont?
>>712231672
thats not funny
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>>712231842
I meant the person you're talking to.
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>>712231626
Well, according to the reading, aside from the good news, there's a hint of romance or at least something similar to it. A connection, an attraction... that's what the Two of Cups represents here.

As for the King... well... Once he sets himself a goal, he sticks to it and ensures that he can make it happen with the support of those around him. People naturally gravitate towards this King as they know he will get things done and will do it very well. It could be talking about you, or it could be someone you're going to interact with, but he plays a part in tomorrows events somehow or another.
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>>712224205
>>712224205
>>712230300
Can i get my read please?
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>>712231558
Goodnight Reirei!
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>>712231842
I'm not sure, but I usually approach people in a friendly matter. I hope I am convincing enough because I don't really know what else to say.
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>>712231996
thank you reimu!

-Houououououo
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>>712232027
Ooh, you liked it that much, huh?

>>712232027
Well, you seem like you have a topic in mind. What is it? If you tell me a little bit, I can give you a better reading.

~Reimu
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>>712231983
ass
>>712232174
i dont think youre ika because i she gives off the same vibe as kuus and MGD and you dont
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>>712232445
Fair enough. Now I'm gonna rest for now. I hope you have a good evening or what time it is for you.
>Yoshino
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>>712232688
rest well, anon
>>
Lol Alice should move her threads to Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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>>712232413
Well... What about esoteric activities
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>>712224205

Shinji - fortune cookie please and tarot reading if get please.
>>
>>712233130
What does that mean?
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>>712233232
>Shinji has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "43".
good luck or no you're getting in the goddamn robot
>>
>>712227880 (OP)
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls...................
>>
>>712233338
Lol i was joking around. I need to know about my job. It will get better for me or i need to find another one
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>>712233801
>Knight of Wands (Reversed)
>Four of Pentacles (Reversed)
>The World
It stays the way it is now for most of the near future. Dissatisfaction and specifically resentment in the workplace. At the end there, there's a broadening of horizons and a change in world view, so I'm guessing you move on to something better.

My advice would be to start looking well before it gets to the point where you literally can't stand it anymore. Finding a job is a little easier to negotiate when you're not relying on it to pay your bills.
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