shota as flaky as a golden-brown sausage roll
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
shota as flaky as a golden-brown sausage roll
i consider shitposting an art form
or should i say, a philosophy.
>>712066157
Which you're apparently shit at.
>>712066303
Saved...
>>712066376
hahahaha
clearly you don't realise that i'm shitposting at multiple levels here. what you think if my highest level of shitposting is truly only scratching the surface
>>712066045
You're really kinda weird, y'know that?
>>712066538
:(
>>712066483
Dunning-Kruger in full effect, I see.
>>712066045
>>712066538
I think OP is the B E S T .
>>712066700
see i actually had that in mind when i replied to you. this shitposting is literally too advanced that you can't see how far ahead i am. i knew it sounded like i was being a twat, and that was the point.
>>712066761
in the end it was actually i who was the best boy
ironic, no?
>>712066594
Sorry, you know it was meant in a good way, still giggling about the concept of "Australian delicacies" is all
>>712066962
yea and all the good australian food the new zealanders try to claim. fucking lamingtons i swear to god
not that i even really like coconut, but the point remains.
>>712066809
You do know autotraining severely impairs one's judgement and reality perception, right?
>>712066761
The catboy, yes
The worst poster? No.
>>712067104
i don't know what autotraining means and google has no meaningful results
and i don't deny have delusions of shitposting grandeur
>>712066700
I was looking for this shit, thanks!
>not liking coconut
>>712067125
>worst poster
Howa bout I like him and you dislike him.
That OK?
>>712067331
coconut has an annoying after-taste that i just can't stand. if there was coconut with no after-taste i'd be down.
>>712067376
not okay. even i think i'm shit.
>>712067249
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autogenic_training
How do you even consider yourself a shitposter.
>>712067474
yada yada yada lots of words that i don't care about
dumb this nerd shit down for me
>>712067440
>implying anyone here thinks 3d isnt shit
>>712067500
>implying anyone here thinks loli isnt shit
pathetic
>>712067376
Kinda throws off the the hatefuck thing going on but sure, go ahead and cuddle, and bump butts or whatever is done here
Die in a hole pedo fucks.
>>712067607
hot
more?
>>712067528
Disgraceful.
>>712067646
try not to cut yourself on all that edge newfriend
>>712067741
Says the pedo. Were you raped as a child or something?
>>712067630
I think that's part of the humor, they clearly don't even care to try and adalt to where they are spamming. Like any of them can't be ignored from filename or thumbnail alone.
So fucking lazy.
>>712067716
seems like a bunch of nerd shit that has no relation to what we're talking about
so back to me being possibly the best human to have ever lived.
>>712067751
You aren't even trying
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/
Fresh shit from rekt a while ago
kek
>>712067875
please pace yourself with these images anon, i've almost cum and we're not even half way into the thread.
>>712067792
You don't know anything about my circumstances. I'm not even a pedophile, I find this nostalgic.
>>712067857
Keep telling that to yourself.
Self-conditioning is the first step after all.
>>712068057
yep still got no clue what you're on about, can we talk about sausage rolls again?
>>712068022
Please do the world a favor and kill/castrate yourself.
BANTER
AWORST
NOCUNT
TRU
ESN
RTT
Oh no... Not gore! My day is ruined. Or it would be if these weren't the same reposted gore images that have been circulating since 2007.
Not only are you guys pedophiles, youre a bunch of faggots. The worst kind.
>>712068208
More salt please
>>712068187
this has to be the funniest i've laughed at an attempted word-square in the past. it's like post-modern shitposting. i love it.
>>712068116
Weren't you supposed to be imparting your endless knowledge in the vast field of art that is shitposting?
>>712068334
lesser non-australian minds most likely couldn't comprehend it.
>>712068234
>Implying all pedos are guys
I'm not even a paedophile, I like silver foxes the most and this morning I just fapped with a lesbian vid
mfw youre a bunch of pedophiles who think liking little boys doesnt make you a faggot
>>712068431
Shut up pedo and kill yourself.
>>712068464
So shota it's worst that having a folder full of dead people, babies and animals?
>>712068317
NOCUNT
TRU
>>712068597
i have no clue what it means but it's fantastic
>>712068464
no one cares that they are a "faggot"
[spoiler]you are wasting your time, not ours[/spoiler]
>>712068400
What if I were to tell you I hail from the land of cheeki breeki?
>>712068400
Wouldnt want to*
i wear the same socks 2 days in a row and when the cops come a-knockin' i tell them i'm a girl scout. works every time.
>>712068693
Seems like deep down you care that youre a faggot. Why dont you ring your mother up and tell her your a faggot that jacks off to depictions of young boys and see how well that goes down.
>>712068670
You don't even jack off to gore? LOL gtfo you fucking pleb
>>712068706
иди нахуй
>>712068757
what's that called again? back-pedalling? all of a sudden you pretend like you didn't even want to know it in the first place.
>>712068911
haha that's fucking metal
>>712068902
Whatever you say, пидарас.
>>712069189
no hablo espanol, in english please?
>>712066045
I saw that episode of gordon ramsay too
>>712069174
Y-you saved it.
>>712069410
Should I not have?
mods could I get some rule 10 enforcement in here
much thanks
>>712069402
Keep telling yourself youre not a pedo. Post that picture on facebook and see how it goes down.
>>712069402
well actually it was a reference to the fact that i got a cheeky sausage roll from the servo earlier tonight but alright
>>712069263
I believe it reads as such:
You are a tremendous faggot who will never shitpost properly.
>>712069411
Post the web of the wildebeest getting castrated alive while getting choked by 2 lionesses as they eat his penis first.
>>712068670
Dude I don't even jack off with it, at least not me...
And I'm in that point that nothing gives me a fuck anymore, morals are a social construction, and nothing really matters. Stop wasting your time here and try to have a good day, showing your discontent doesn't have any impact in the people here, maybe you are trying to do something good but just think, it's like trying to make an old alcoholic stop drinking.
get outa here and try to enjoy what remains of the day
>>712069571
hey that's pretty cool, teach me more cyrillic.
>>712069561
>kikebook
You need to kill yourself
i mean, how common even are scottish food fairs?
>>712069562
Was it a pretty servoskull?
>>712069526
No no, I'm glad it's just embarrassing.
Makes me happy though!
>>712069690
Youre in here contributing to a pedophile thread. Youre a pedophile. Just kill yourself dude. Id say dont reproduce but you guys are a bunch of faggots and cant do that anyway. So dont adopt because youll probably molest your kid. Also im having a great fucking day. I bought a bottle of wine and steak for later. Just because this isnt fun for you doesnt mean it isnt for me.
>>712069943
>waterhammer 40k
haha what the FUKC are you talking about nerd?
>>712069738
You are unworthy.
The power of сукаблять belongs in the hands of those who can handle it.
>>712069918
What did he mean by this?
>>712069988
so you woke up drawfag anon?
>>712070042
hey, i can read certain cyrillic letters.
>>712070106
"i mean, how common even are scottish food fairs?"
who is this scottish food fair semen demon?
>>712070132
Dog steak
>>712069864
You must either have no family who loves you or no friends. Everyone whos everyone keeps some sort of social media even if they dont post on it just so their family stays off their back. You sound so lonely. You must be because youll never be able to fuck a boy without going to prison and getting fucked yourself.
>>712070036
I'm not a nerd. But chaos is more pleasurable.
>>712070157
But what can you do with them?
>>712070132
join me brother
>>712069988
Ah, ok then, good! Don't mind rejifag this time, he's all hyped out on memes and sausage, more than usual that is
>>712070320
i guess if i ever played dayz it might come in handy?
>>712070302
haha still no clue what the fuck you're on about dude
>>712070412
great reference. love it. 8.5/10, realistically.
>>712070157
Yeah, I did! Got about 5 hours of sleep.
I have the thread-kun (I guess since he's a boy?) drawn I'll probably colour him today then start working on your cuties today as well!
I most likely won't post in this thread though.
>>712070417
Meth
>>712070503
thread-kun?
>>712070584
nice same
>>712070619
Post mutilated vaginas you cuck
>>712070500
Pls.
This reminds me of the youtube comment section
>>712070763
Knots <3
>>712070417
I actually came to believe none can replicate those swears properly.
Even Poles struggle with simple DAVAI PIDARAS
>>712070834
That's knot funny.
>>712070744
pls
>>712070650
The boy that posted in white knee high socks the other night?
>>712070995
doesn't sound familiar
>>712071084
no wait, yes it does. ignore that.
Who else is excited for cock-rubbing for warmth season?
>>712071179
>living in the wrong hemisphere
honest to god you guys make me laugh so hard sometimes
His attempt at the ballerina pose was P damn cute
>>712070031
First, man I hate toddlers in real life, they are fucking annoying, so no children for me. Then there we have a similar point, I just contribute for fun, this doesn't really makes me feel anything, what can I say?, I just enjoy watching the degrading path of some people. Well I'm outa of here, I have stuff to do, this was sort of, interesting?, whatever, enjoy your steak anon
>>712071227
You know, I fap to this.
>>712071227
Poor doggo :'(
Gore thread!
>fabulous
>>712071279
>having a bunch of pedo pics on your pc for fun
Youre a fucking pedo dude and the sooner you realize this the sooner you can off yourself.
>>712071271
the images with the undies and without them?
>>712071251
>being born in the wrong hemisphere
>living in the wrong hemisphere
>living
>being born
>>712071504
i ironically exists therefore i ironically am
t. plato or some shit
>>712071457
Only did the pose with undies on I thought, but yeah.
>>712071822
really? i remember him doing the same pose but one image he had undies on and one image he didn't
>>712071127
Heh, yeah it was deleted quite quickly.
But then replaced with butt.
>>712071179
This is really fucking cute, I love the style and colouring.
>>712071271
>>712071457
Yes, so fucking cute!
I might post that drawing here if the original requestor is OK with it since the character is 15.
>>712071882
Idk, I guess I'm a bad homo, just thought the attempt versus the reference pic was cute, don't remember much else
>>712066157
where is that from fam
>>712072109
was part of a set i think. try iqdb.
>>712072007
i vaguely remember this. what character is 15 exactly?
>>712071449
I agree with you Anon
But if OP and other pedos are minor than they're not really pedo
>gore thread for the win
>>712071822
>>712071882
>>712072074
Yeah, there was one without undies. The whole reason that I needed ref was I had no idea how junk might hang at that angle.
>>712072275
>not having a dick so you can just look in a mirror
this truly is the worst case of male privilege
>>712072201
Noone here is a minor dude, and even minors can be pedos. So what your telling me is a 15 year old can jack off to what looks like 2-8 year old boys and its ok but in three years he magically transforms into a pedophile
>>712072434
Most look like teens though
>>712072381
>Not having a dick
Y tho?
That still happens??
>>712072181
>what character is 15 exactly?
Someone from a fujo show. I'd post a picture but ya know...
>>712072381
It's a hard knock life.
>>712072604
yea it's this weird birth defect where you have 2 X chromosomes instead of 1 X and 1 Y. weird fucking shit.
>>712072636
you're gonna have to dumb this down for a non-weeaboo such as myself. what is a fuko show?
It's for Fujoshi, you dip.
>tfw your sausage roll isn't cheeky
J U S T I F I C A T I O N I S I N O R D E R
>>712072719
I think a friend of mine has this
Poor fella
He has nice Tits though
>>712072594
Most look like little kids dude. Look yourself in the mirror and think about it. Youre a pedophile and need to realize this. The only course of action yuo can take is to kill yourself so society can be better
>>712072948
come on man you can't fetishise people with birth defects like that
>>712072891
so it's some weeb shit?
>>712072997
I wish I could post a bait pic right about now
>ywn go on an ute ride out for food fit for construction purposes
>>712072997
You're a fucking dipshit
I came to this thread for the gore not the children
But you are way to judgy
If a pedo can be happy with fapping on cartoons and shit and the don't act anything out in real life than that's fine
They aren't harming anyone
But if they rape a child than fuck them
Take there human right away and let people kick m to death
>>712073289
>ute ride out
what did he mean by this?
>>712072719
>>712072891
>>712073036
Sorry yeah, like that anon said it's short for fujoshi.
Fujoshi shows are shows targeted at ladies because it's filled with cute boys they can slash together.
