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>no topical reference to the last thread
clearly a novice shota poster
WE NEED MORE LUMBER!!!
>>712073621
you can't use an exponential with no base number anon
Was kinda wondering if gorefag would actually be the first one to post.
>>712073784
luckily i'm 2 steps ahead
much like i am when it comes to shitposting
>>712073316
Seriously fucking kill yourself.
>>712073538
How might your junk hang at an angle?
>>712073853
You know that ain't true my boy.
>>712073899
fill a sock with minced beef and ducttape it to your crotch
>>712073820
Seriously fucking kill yourself you fat fucking useless pile of shit.
whatever keeps the shota bread bumped
thanks gore anons
Hi.
>>712073948
>my boy
i'm only one person's boy, please.
>>712074035
HEY ANON HOW ARE YOU
>>712073996
>he chooses to spam shota instead of furry threads
get your priorities straight you waste of protein
>>712074052
Yeah I'll actually retract that, sorry.
>>712073768
If you're not one to take investment advice from, what makes you think I'd take your maths advice?
>>712073820
Moar!
>>712074218
got you bro
>>712073959
Yet another reason to go to the store, thanks, my gay.
>>712074130
the only wasted protein is cum that isn't eaten
>>712074165
retract it. then put it back in. then retract it again. more daddy.
>>712074175
now THAT'S what i meant by a topical reference. i like it.
>>712074293
pick me up some spoons thanks
>>712074335
Yulin festival, I take it? I wish I could go and have some meat and lychee.
>>712074297
What are the chances, I wonder.
>>712074505
50% either it happens or it doesn't
>>712074457
Thank you brother, keep up the good work
>>712074457
>Filename
Kek
>>712074569
Aren't those chances?
>>712074274
I hope that guys steps on a lego
>>712074708
yes
i'm confused
>>712074721
There's a loli thread too at the moment you know?
>>712074767
So who memed who in the end?
>>712074866
well it's a 50% chance so it was either me or you. i'll flip a coin and see. you want heads or tails?
>>712074804
thanks ill be posting in both now
>>712074866
Man this is cute and sexy.
>>712074937
I want your tail, as it were.
>>712075053
well i flipped it twice and both times it landed on heads so i guess i won
also sure
>>712074738
Cuuute!
>>712074866
That pose, and that tummy/Adonis belt.
Dayum.
>>712075128
There's also a 50% chance you're lying to me, so
>>712075053
>>712075128
You guys are cute.
>>712075290
honest to god i flipped it twice and both times it was tails. i fully went into this expecting to tell you the truth of the coin flip.
>>712075295
mainly me
>>712075353
A second ago you said it was heads.
Getting mighty nervous there it seems.
>>712075528
well it's a 50% chance so it was either heads or tails
>>712073972
ur the one trying to jerk off to cartoon lil catboys
>>712075608
So you just memed yourself proper.
>>712075760
in actuality it was heads both times and i mistyped
also i tossed it a third time and it was heads. the universe is conspiring against you.
>>712075804
I need more like this
>>712075819
Around the world, around the world
>>712075963
here anon
>>712075973
the daft punk song or
>>712076002
That is funny as FUCK thank you again im rollin
>>712076060
The wizards conspire
Since I'm a big fucking puss and heartbroken at all the animal abuse I'll post deliveries and wips later tonight.
Sorry I can't hang.
>tfw you've been here since 03' but still can't stand to see hurt animals.
>>712076221
you've lost me
also i might go for a shower and then sleep or some shit. it's 9 in the morning
>>712076282
if by later tonight you mean 5 in the morning again as normal then sure, i'll be on then.
Gore thread ^^
>gore is better than pedo
>>712076282
>tfw I just made myself some stuff to eat and am munching on a sandwich while clicking through all the gore grinning
This should feel wrong but it's almost funny how unfazed I am at this point.
>>712076282
I know that feel. It's ok
Most comfy holiday soon!
>>712076541
>not muching on a cheeky sausage roll
disappointing.
It's sad to see all the people shitposting. It scares me to know that they've got webms of people killing dogs and dismantled bodies and shit. Just what the fuck are you even doing with your sorry life??
>>712076632
Saving the best for last.
>>712076373
Yes, that's what I mean sassy.
See you then.
>>712076541
Yeah, I need to eat breakfast and it's seriously hindering my desire.
People eh don't care I'm used to that stuff.
Animals? It's just really sick and heartbreaking.
>>712076705
my dog mutilation is next to my shota folder, which is right next to my real snuff porn folder.
>>712076751
me? :^)
>>712076783
okay see you then anon
>>712076705
For me it's a weird sense of humour
Not all are funny but some like the one under the truck or the dog steak I find hilarious
But it's still better than being a pedo
>>712076881
Depends on how you look at it.
>>712077130
i don't.
gonna go for a shower now faggots.
>>712077196
See ya, cocknibbler.
>>712077079
The fuck.
>he keeps going
>>712076783
>Can't handle animal suffering
>but eating bacon is ok for some reason
Pigs are more intelligent than dogs you know
Just accept animal lives don't matter
Where can i find some good shota doujins? Bonus points if there's good tentacle stuff
>>712078189
I'm having cereal with almond milk though.
Strange, but the gore makes this thread even more appealing than usual. It's like a nice counter point to the sexy little boys. That and blood is usually pretty sex-ty, too.
>>712078189
>Implying that eating bacon is tantamount to enjoying the suffering and cruel butchery of helpless cute animals
brushing your teeth in the shower is an ancient martial art that's lost on much of today's youth
If he really wanted to derail the should have posted SS
>>712078435
>almond milk
Absolutely disgusting
>>712078645
Well you're enjoying their muscles, that you wouldn't be able to do without their years of suffering in 4ft cages without room enough to stand.
But pigs aren't as aesthetically pleasing to the eye as domesticated wolves.
>>712078189
It's a societal sympathy in reverse, I'd say.
Animals don't have norms and are therefore innocent in the sense they can't break them, so in the eyes of those who don't like company of someone who can lie, betray and such they appear to be more worthy of empathy.
People are fucking retarded and it's society's fault.
now i'm not even tired any more but i think if i stay up i'll be tired by like 3 in the afternoon and that'll be shit
>>712078818
You are now a bit closer in my spectrum to a patrician.
>>712079219
>more big words
epicurean this, saccharin that, why all the big words?
>>712079191
And I have insomnia so you can go fuck yourself.
>>712079366
you know i tried fucking myself once after seeing a gif of a guy doing it and it's VERY hard
>>712079299
>patrician
is totally 4chin common anon.
>>712079299
Aaaaand back to where you were.
>>712079510
any word with more than 7 letters is gay in my book
>>712079453
That's bullshit and I don't believe a single fucking word.
>>712079036
Their innocent in the context of human norms and ethics, but you admit yourself animals other than humans don't have norms or ethics themselves, so why should we project ours onto them?
I cannot empathize with an entity that isn't sentient because I don't know what it's like to be non-sentient. I don't remember being 1 year old.
>>712079642
i mean the secret is that you gotta do it while only semi-erect, but even then it's fucking difficult. couldn't manage it personally.
>>712079594
No surprise you're so gay yourself then.
>>712079850
i have never once used a word with more than 7 letters in my life you illiterate
>>712079945
>illiterate
>i l l i t e r a t e
that's 10
>>712080102
is it? or maybe you miscounted because you're illiterate?
>>712079667
I don't give a flying fuck if it's anything other than a puppy or a kitten.
Not a single adult animal is worth a second of my time.
But still people are retarded and it's society's fault.
>>712080174
>miscounted
another 10
>>712080282
in base 7 10 = 7
checkmate
>>712080330
He's roasting you pretty hard there, reevaluate.
>>712080267
Why only puppies or kittens? What method did you use to arrive that those are only worthy of your sympathy?
Or are you blaming your retarded ethics on society rather than yourself?
>>712080457
my entire life has been people telling me to re-evaluate and me not doing so, and i'd say it's turned out pretty well so far.
>>712080483
Actually it's a about ethics in games journalism
>>712080564
How's that job search going, son?
>>712080699
hasn't started yet
>>712080564
>my entire life has been people roasting me
Ftfy
>>712080737
How's that life search going, son?
>>712080924
you know it took me a few years but i'd say that was successful. i think more people need to take some time out of their life to just think about stuff. really puts it all into perspective.
rly makes u think
>>712082004
Does it though?
>>712082122
no :(
no it really doesn't
>>712082160
>>712082167
Thought so.
>>712082227
close
You fags planning on making a new thread?
new thread
>>712082777
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