shota (again)
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shota (again)
more liek gay baedophile thread :DD
ded thred
>>712030737
good thing i'm into necrophilia
still playing ur anime games?
>tfw you spam threads and no one notices you
>>712031173
kek
>>712031186
I feel bad for you guys
Just get on sad panda there's like 100tb of shota
>>712031222
can't access sad panda
don't even try telling me how, i've tried everything.
>>712030679
gay pedos (faggots)
>>712031097
s-sweet jesus~
>>712031250
It's really easy I can help you
>>712031300
fine. humour me.
>>712031222
then you have to filter through shit like this
>>712031327
Just clear your cookies and then look up exhentai plugin ( for chrome)
It would be easier if I could get your kik or Skype or something
>>712031341
Ew look at doujihns
Would anyone have any shota toddlercon?
>>712031364
tried that. tried using addons. tried doing the cookies manually. tried posting in the forums. tried using a vpn. tried using a new account. tried using a 6 month old account. tried using a different browser. tried using a different device.
it
doesn't
work
>>712031414
Ok sorry maybe I just got lucky , so many of my friends slaved over getting information on how to get in for months and I got in after 5 minutes
>712031173
You are not the only one who can seek atention in the wrong thread XD
>>712031392
but i like singular images.
>>712031400
ew
>>712031097
>>712031509
i don't even care about it any more lmao
>>712031542
Man I'm not even attractived to shota I collect it because that's how I wanna look
How pathetic is that anon
>>712031592
no i wanna be a shota too my guy
>>712031744
I fail so hard --> >>712031642
Stop posting your butts. Its a shota thread not a femboy thread. Go somewhere else.
Please and thank you.
>>712031790
Eh, you culd pass in the right environment and rigth outfit.
Most of it is after all fantasy, and thats what makes it nice.
I used ed to dress up as a catboi so no judgment here
>>712031509
Im not the anon you replied to, but I too suffer from not getting past sad panda no matter what the fuck I do
trust me I've tried every fucking thing there is to try, and still nothing
and I think that there's actually some sort of system that randomly selects the ones that will get in, and the ones that will never be able to get in. I think its there to limit the user amount for some reason, they want to keep it as some small exclusive little club of theirs
>>712031941
so just do what i do, don't give a shit. why should i care about their little autistic club?
>We're doing good dont worry guys
>Literally not doing good and failing to cap a point
>>712031790
you look fkng 12
>>712032069
>playing games with other people
>>712031995
Salty because you can't get in
>>712031941
Maybe,
maybe not
>>712032293
no i stopped being salty about it ages ago, i've literally never seen someone post art that's only on exhentai, so why give a shit?
>>712032293
>>712031941
* it's pretty dead though it's like some deep web site no one has gone on in a couple of years, still good stuff though
>>712032340
Most stuff I see shared around is just pieces of sad panda sets
>>712032429
and all of those sets are also on boorus and pixiv.
>>712032464
That's probably from exhentai
Whatever though I'm petty sure it's dead
>>712032539
nope, that set was from pixiv.
>>712032573
I wasn't referencing a specific set
>>712032623
even then, they all get posted to boorus eventually.
>>712032646
Is there trap shota on there
>>712032735
traps a shit
I only like trap shota cuz I wanna look like that
>>712032735
You dont need it, its tons of really feminine shota out there
>>712032975
why would you want to be a degenerate
>>712033016
Being a pedo is degenerate
>>712033014
I wuld be interested in checking it out, if you got kik ect?
... For reaching purposes of course
>>712033087
it isn't paedophilia if they're cute
>>712033014
Not just feminine I like cross dressing
Do you want a real shota?
Kik : officially_jordann
day 2: trades
the bottom number is the cost of stocks + $100 fee
Barron trump shota???
>>712033170
so how much do you intend to make
>>712033116
Sounds fun honesty
>>712033227
idk like $200
>>712033328
yea you say that, but then the next day it's $300, then $500, then $1000, then before you know it you're researching hedge funds just to get your fix.
ded
dead thread
>>712034706
fuck, literally 1 millisecond before me.
>>712031816
I don't get this maymay
>>712034860
it's a pretty esoteric meme, i don't blame you for not getting it.
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>>712031941
reported you sick fuck
>>712030679
gay pedos
>>712034942
it isn't gay if they're cute
>>712034907
OH NOES!!
I dont wanna go to jail!
thinking of going for a cheeky servo run
blog update: almost at servo
servo is for fagots
>>712037311
got a sausage roll
nice
>>712037577
pokie
fuckkn rip-off though, $5.70 for a red Bull
thats what a servo is
>>712037706
gotta pay for the privilege of 24/7 food i suppose
>>712037794
just buy a packet of them you autist
>>712031642
Sexy enough for me mate
nice night out tbh
hippie
>>712038709
idk not really
>>712039220
my 3 stocks are cwn, awe and bga
>>712039260
>bega cheese
lmao nice
>>712039341
its like 1k in awe
150 in cwn and 50 in bga
like ~$500 each
I fucked up with brokerage feeds though but not I know
>>712039405
fuark $500 each? quite a bit for ur first time in the stock market
>>712039452
was a $30 per trade fee which means I shouldve just picked 1 to go in for 1500 tbh
(also its 1828$ invest per previous picture)
>>712039520
so that's $30 per uh, lot? like even if you get 50 stocks that's still a flat fee of $30?
>>712039662
yupp. 30 per trade until you do like 10 trades in a month
>>712039710
does it go up or down if you do more than 10 a month?
i would assume down, cause it's like a bulk thing?
>>712039759
no fee after 10 trades for what I assume is that month
>>712039759
Why are you posting fish in a shota thread?
>>712039809
shota thread? this is a stock trading thread.
>>712039801
you doing the stocks through your bank or?
>>712039858
yeah commsec and Im with commonwealth
>>712039921
might try my hand at trading a bit soon then, will probably read up a ton about it first though.
>>712039978
do you have much savings?
>>712040048
lmao no
>>712040090
then how are you going to trade?
>>712040132
i could just do a few hundred bucks worth
>>712040132
not that anon, but would 18.5k be enough to start?
>>712040187
where else would there be to trade which wouldnt have fees like this?
>>712040218
I have literally no experience but an erection for gambling
>>712040187
become a sissy escort
>>712040218
just go all in one a single stock so i only have to pay a small fee
duh
>>712040278
don't think i'm sissy material, friend.
>>712040330
Anyone can be sissy material, just go on the strict 1 peanut butter sandwich a day diet and drink nothing but water and do at least an hour of cardio every day, you'll be a twinkie in no time
>>712040330
r u a fat neckbeard
>>712040590
r u a cute twink
>>712040817
more like a tall and kinda muscley guy
very slightly muscley, i'm working on it.
hey faggotry, redpill me on podesta
>>712041967
he is a pedo
>>712042122
kinda hypocritical don't you think
>>712042153
not really
>>712042182
uh huh
so did he abduct madeleine mccann or what? cause that's the conspiracy that i've seen
get out attention whores
>>712042276
i dont know but the resemblance is uncanny
also you didnt reply to my fee question
>>712042305
oh hey demos
how goes ur college stuff?
>>712042337
i mean i did, but apparently i quoted the wrong person.
>>712040330
first reply was meant for you
and i mean, the police sketch does look eerily like podesta, but i don't think the other sketch looks much like his brother. they both just look fat to me.
>>712042350
same as the last time i told you
>>712042400
yeah So im guessing every place has similar fees
>>712042440
idk given the year time difference and it was fairly similar
>>712042468
hey man that was like a week ago, lots can change in that time. u finished reading dr faustus ye?
>>712042520
it was like yesterday
but yeah, i finished it on my own because i got really into it
>>712042513
dunno would have to look into the fees, but yea i'd just go all in on one stock so i don't have to pay too high a fee.
and doesn't the whole podesta thing seem a little crazy to you? i do enjoy a good conspiracy but it seems kinda mental honestly.
>>712042589
i don't think it was yesterday dude
also that's neat, what book are you reading next?
oh also, you should install overwatch and try it on the free weekend this weekend. You can preinstall now if you want
>>712042634
I didnt really care much about wikileaks stuff because I had already decided and I dont like /pol/
>>712042731
i doubt my computer could run overwatch kek
i keep up with wikileaks stuff, but fuck going on /pol/. too many retards thinking they've found some secret code in the email attachments or some shit.
>>712042882
what ram cpu do you have
also a graphics card or only internal?
>>712042943
>laptop
>>712031642
kik?
>>712042968
that doesnt answer literally any of my questions
>>712042634
dunno, thats the last required reading
i got a bunch of free books from a stranger, so probably one of them.
>>712043016
shitty integrated gpu, the laptop's like 5 years old dude.
>>712043063
should just download it and see if it runs
>>712043029
oh nice, what books did u get from them?
>>712043120
ow is just a tf2 ripoff tho
>>712043156
you're just a sentiate potato ripoff
>>712043222
barely even sentient tbh
>>712043269
oath
>>712043321
ken
>>712031941
it's literally just downloading an extension
>>712043459
doesn't work you fucktard
>>712043373
my marauder is level 20 because i cbfed leveling(leveling is the same 4 acts of quests - 3 times) which I have probably done the set of 4 acts like 20+ times
it gets fun after you finish leveling
>>712043156
tropic of cancer series, and a couple books with no covers
morning boys
>>712043553
>Tropic of Cancer is a novel by Henry Miller that has been described as "notorious for its candid sexuality"
i think the guy that gave you the books was hitting on you, demos. was he a cutie?
>>712043525
>it gets fun after you finish leveling
so why would i want to waste my time doing unfun leveling?
>>712043576
good morning, how are you?
>>712043670
hitting a nail into your nose is fun for the first few taps and the last few
>>712043670
i don't remember
>>712043759
brb getting the nails
>>712043775
looks like u need to go and find this cutie again
>>712043829
they dont know how to draw boxers
https://youtu.be/u_z-7xm72eU
Sup faggets stop jerking off a moment and get spooky for a while
>>712043872
>wearing boxers
boxer briefs all day man
>>712043941
so whatcha going to invest in?
>>712044013
well as we all know woolworths has been doing extremely well with their purchase of masters so i'm totally gonna invest in them
>>712044069
One of my old best friends worked at masters and I wonder how it went for them when it got shut down
>>712043829
but how
>>712044152
damn you reckon they got to take shit from the store? that would be sick
>>712044160
missed connections on craigslist ofc
you figured out what the books without covers are?
>>712044244
wouldnt woolies be fairly food atm to invest in since its at a fairly low point
>>712044244
no way craigslist is for creeps
no, i just like the aesthetic of old coverless books
>>712044358
faggotry i'm not sure i should be getting stock trading advice from you
>>712044429
old books are nice. i have some old obscure sci-fi books that you can't even find online. wonder if they're rare.
>>712044496
Masters was shut down months ago you realise
>>712044564
to my knowledge the stores aren't closing until some point in december
you lot gonna burn yourselves out like the lolis did?
cuz i never not dont see a shota thread
>>712030679
>>712030761
>>712031173
>>712031097
>>712031250
>>712031364
>>712032464
>>712032539
>>712033016
>>712033227
https://discord.gg/ddDtUSZ
come visit gay general.
>>712044604
did you at least think the 3i listed before were good?
>>712044627
i'd say shota threads have been going pretty steadily at like once or twice a day for a few months. gotta pace them.
>>712044703
crown seems like a safe bet, never heard of awe, and idk about bega. seems like a pretty safe trade.
>>712044808
you been to crown in melb? i had maccas at the one there
>>712044900
lmao no
why were you in melbourne?
>>712044992
Holiday
>>712031642
post feet please anon!
>>712045048
melbourne doesn't seem like it would be that interesting to visit honestly. nice place to live (the nicest in fact :^) ) but idk if there's really much touristy stuff.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582b7334d6001
>>712045139
yeah it was kind of fun but im a hard to impress guy
even visiting family in sydney and going to ebexpo seems meh
>>712045424
never knew eb games had their own expo lmao
when were you down here?
>>712045557
2012
>>712045615
quite a while ago then
should come back so i can fucking bash you
>>712045681
i'd rather the $700 tbh
come to qld and die at our amusement parks
>>712045743
lmao yea i was gonna say. dreamworld and movieworld are off the list for a while
and like we can make it a fight for money if you want. winner gets $700.
>>712045794
i wouldnt pick a fight I couldnt win and I doubt they'd let me bring a gun down
>>712045890
nigga just drive down with a gun in your car
>>712045960
i'd rather off myself
>>712046029
have you ever even shot a gun before lmao
though, i guess that must be required if you live on a rural queensland farm like you do.
>>712046086
Ive shot a rifle once but we dont own a gun
I know people who do - whether legally or not
>>712046149
i've been shooting a few times in the past, fun stuff. though owning a gun illegally would be pretty sick i gotta say.
>>712046214
people buried then underground and shit around here
>>712046312
what, during the gun buyback? so you can literally just go mining for guns?
>>712046405
pretty much
>>712046439
haha that's sick, just grab a metal detector and go find some handguns.
>>712046497
but yeah after I cashout these stocks Ill most likely do $1k for just 1 stock at a time
I also applied to 4 jobs today which is cool
>>712046583
sounds smart as long as you invest in something that's safe
what jobs?
>>712046653
3 IT jobs and a warehouse assistant
>>712046690
tbh i should probably look for some web dev job around or some shit. not too many businesses in the outer suburbs though, and i'd hate commuting to the city every day.
>>712046772
Yeah one was a junior php dev which I'd be perfect for but probs had some experience / degree finish requirement
a java dev
and a IT assistant
>>712046831
php's great because the bar is set so low that you could have an IQ of 70 and still be an above average php dev.
>>712046928
yupp
I actually love working with php and ajax. So clean and easy to code
fuck gay shota thats gay, i clicked on this hoping for straight
>>712047042
and you felt the need to tell us this?
besides shota is by default gay
>>712047026
php's nice for what it was designed for, simple static web pages. once you realise that and don't try to use it for complex web apps it becomes super fucking nice to work with. i feel sorry for people that need to work with shit like wordpress.
>>712047042
straight shota is for faggots, that's why we have segregated threads. get to the back of the bus.
>>712047167
tbh I think wordpress is a blog website and nothing you say can change that idea
>>712047249
and yet people use it for things that aren't blogs. that's the issue.
the funny thing is that i can write a feature-completely blog CMS in php in a weekend, which is more efficient than 99% of frameworks. why do people even bother?
>>712047109
no it isnt gay by default, it depends on what parts you like faggot, i like imagining being the shota fuckboi
>>712047167
gay shota is for fuckin faggots hence the term gay you fuckin faggot, ill look for the other thread tho thx
>>712047382
I guess I also like asp.net by assosciation because I love c#
also c# and java are the same thing right - Java just has garbage ui
>>712047469
C# is nice but the lack of proper cross-platform support is pretty lame. Java definitely beats it in that regard.
>>712047579
yeah lets just make a small UI in java... oh wait I need to do 300 lines of code to make a box
>>712047630
honestly never used java unironically, but the fact that you have to use Mono which is third-party just to make C# cross-platform makes it obvious that java is better in that regard.
>>712047717
I dont make programs for others so Im fine to just do my own thing
also fuck python
c# best program
Also think Ill be up or down tomorrow on stock
How many men are in this thread?
2
>>712047836
fuck off python is nice. python's like php, people are fucking autistic and refuse to use Python 3 even though it's been out for a decade, and instead use Python 2.7.
probably about the same on the stocks tbh
>>712047911
can we really count faggotry as a man though?
>>712048062
yea but the the compulsory indentation makes it really easy for me to annoy people by using tabs. it's kind of silly, but it does require people by DESIGN to make their code look non-retarded which is nice.
also eat more faggot
Rate my dick
>>712048284
that's a big head
for you
>>712048198
need gains
Im triggered that the website automation library I use doesnt do all I want
>>712048284
shit kill urself
>>712048324
can't get them gains unless you're literally eating 5kg of pure protein a day, how dyel can you be?
also what are you using the library for?
>>712048324
I know its kinda small but :c
>>712048284
10/10 -IGN
>>712048401
for that bit thing
the ad requires the ad to be clicked to be marked as payable
>>712030679
KYS faggots.
>>712048478
findElementById("meme").click()
ez
>>712048548
can you kill me instead?
>>712048583
with watin it clicks on the closing html tag of the selected element but it doesnt have an element for an object tag which it is
>>712048687
what
>>712048752
library doesnt support flash objects which is what is required to be interacted with
>>712048813
>flash
honestly just give up. surely you can use the html5 twitch player?
>>712048851
its not a video player. its hard to explain but its a in window iframe of a ad and such
I might see if I could make a grease monkey script to do it
Either that or using sendInput through like a bot type implimentation
>>712049004
sounds like a lot of effort for some fake twitch money
>>712048284
too old
>>712049094
give me a suggestion of a program to make then
>>712049155
sometimes i just make silly little games for fun. writing a text adventure game engine from scratch is always fun.
I wish that shotas were more popular in the rp community.
>>712049259
>MyFirstProject
>>712049338
>rp
shit
>>712049358
it's actually fun to see try to recreate old stuff, especially using no libraries. really makes you appreciate the lengths programmers used to go to in order to optimise things.
>>712049116
Im 18 well that could be too old
>>712049463
I remember the first thing I tried to make was a tic tac toe in c++ and I ended up giving up because the computer wouldnt randomly do its moved and deleted the project
I never started the random number selection
I was lke 12 or something
>>712049638
i wonder what the first thing i ever programmed was. probably some batch file kek
>>712049745
wow r u h4x0r
>>712049815
yea man i can set the text colour in a terminal to green so i'm pretty much on par with anonymous
>>712031292
KYS faggot.
>>712034972
Being this fucking autistic. KYS faggot.
>>712049862
never underestimate how useful doxxing is :^)
>>712049815
lulzsec representative
>>712049982
very true. the amount of information people put on the internet is fucking insane.
Remember faggots, when you kill yourselves go UP the street and not across! Use a sharp tool like a kitchen knife or a razor blade / box cutter!
Thanks!
>>712050085
i once doxxed a mod of a twitch chat because they kept fucking me around
i doxxed a gm of a wow guild and put his address in trade chat because he was a sjw cuck
My WoW story from that server is gold
>>712050187
wow r u h4x0r
>>712050264
nice
>>712050300
giv program suggestions
>>712050378
like uber but for white people
>>712050405
its called uber
>>712050505
like tinder but for cars
>>712050601
its called ubr
>>712050649
like 2ch but for an english-speaking audience
>>712050725
>>712050768
i was thinking of twitter, actually.
hey faggotry you're a gfur faggot, what do you think of bestiality? :^)
>>712050843
id fuck your mum
Kik groups?
>>712050891
no rly
>>712050929
rly
>>712050959
no, really.
>>712051053
going to assume by that you're into fucking dogs
neat
>>712051081
youll never get an answer for any real question out of me
but good luck trying
>>712051149
i mean you just seem like the kind of person that would be into fucking dogs anyway so
>>712051081
>>712051149
>>712051210
I once knew a guy who was into fucking dogs and would also very likely roam these threads.
>>712051301
who woulda guessed it, sexual deviants are into many things.
>>712051210
look like a guy who'd be autistic :^)
>>712051301
I doubt I'd give a random person an answer either
>>712051396
you'd be a good politician, fantastic at avoiding questions.
>>712051496
and I dont care about anyone many other people's wellbeing
>>712051576
so when are you running for pm? think about it, you're a paedo anyway so you'll fit right in with the government.
>>712052855
those are some very shiny butts
didn't even notice we were close to image cap
and very close to bump cap
Bump caps are for fags
>when you get cum on your shirt
fuck
Sho
Ta
To
>>712053529
>Wearing clothes at home
>>712053779
who said i was at home :^)
where can i read some shota comics?
>>712053817
Back alley behind the servo then, sorry didn't think you might be "working"
>>712054030
who are you to be insulting me
new thread
>>712054326
>>712054326
>>712054102
What did he mean by this?
>>712054397
i don't know honestly
