Faces of /b/ rate thread
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Faces of /b/ rate thread
>>7115507476/10
>>711550747
6/10
> oops
>>711551059
Not bad, you would look 8/10 if not for these bushy ass eyebrows, for now you're a 6/10
>>711551161
8.5/10. Post barefeet
>>711551260
No. I don't get foot fetish. Sorry. I respect it, but that's not my thing and I don't understand it.
>>711551161
9/10 would fuck
>>711551161
Hey, you look somewhat familiar.
>>711551797
thanks
>>711551842
well, I've got an average face
Tis I
>>711550747
Ive sucked over 100 cocks, stay mad virgins
Lurking
>>711552054
No you fucking aren't
>>711552125
Am I not?
>>711551059
>>711551161
>>711551705
Look like decent enough dudes. I'd share a beer with you fags.
>>711552203
You are not lurking
rate me please
>>711552307
>>711551705
Thanks matey
>>711552318
Solid 10/100.
You fucking shramp
>>711551161
Are you an Aussie? Oh wait, dat filename means this isn't really you...
>>711550747
Post a timestamp OP?
>>711552307
I'd share one with you, too.
>>711552445
not aussie
>>711552471
why? 'cause I don't organise my file? 'cause I download my own pics?
Not everyone on here is a nerd.
im sacred of posting pic on 4chan
>>711552471
You are a bit skinny for a trump supporter.
7
>>711552474
I could picture you with piercings.
6.5
>>711552532
Well, could you post a quick pic touching nose?
>>711552532
i think the point is, it's at least as likely that you're really someone else who's downloaded this dude's pics. sorry to interject
>>711552613
Pics of the girl, please
>>711552665
did her afterwards ... not.
Sorry, no pics of her m8
Next time I'll make sure to deliver
>>711552471
>trump hat
Nah, man. You're beers are on me, llet's just hope he doesnt flip flop on the policies he promised us.
>>711552763
Let's be honest, he might be a boring politician, but still better than that little girl Hillary.
Thanks for inviting me on beer man.
>>711552924
I don't care if you think I am fake or not.
>>711552532
if not aussie, guessing 'murrican given the hat. but then are you cut or unsnipped out of curiosity?
>>711551161
9/10 would bang
Moar?
>>711553039
It isn't really him. Check the 4chan filename.
>>711553026
uncut, my parents prefered not to mutilate me.
>>711553039
get on your knees and suck me then ;)
>>711553091
where I live it is the other way around: prove it's not me. Prove I am guilty
>>711553171
huh, then is your dad also uncut or something? and had I asked you about this before? can't remember...
>>711553218
no, he is cut, but my parents are open minded and let me choose if I want to mutilate myself or not. and I prefer to keep my dick's hat.
>curls
>>711553367
Idk why the fuck it's sideways, sorry
This is the demographic i have in mind when i think 4chan. So i guess y'alljust post the 'stay mad white boi' threads to troll each other because a black person hasnt posted yet. But that would derail the thread, I'm sure.
>>711553367
Would smash then cuddle with for a long time with/10
>>711553515
I don't mind any skincolor. Post if you are "white" "black" "yellow" "green" "red" or whatever
>>711550747
> faces of
> 13 yo kid
Now get back to your kindergarden, lil shit
>>711550747
>>711550747
Why pretend to be this guy?
>>711551161
decent but, how old are you?
>>711554049
Timetsamp a pic
If you're below 25 - gtfo from 4ching immediately, faggots.
>>711554054
19. hbu?
>>711554127
a few years older. but you look a good deal younger than 19, just sayin'
>>711554127
dude dont reply to him he's a fuckign fag
>>711551161
>You mean 15
>>711553357
Cute as hell! Very pretty eyes
>>711554178
nah, I surely look a bit boyish but never heard someone say that before
>>711554201
15? talking bout my D size?
>>711554198
check! I won't.
>>711552613
dude, we see your little dong
>>711554261
You have no dick, pussy face
So many insecure teenage fags... >>>/soc/ Go home.
>>711554309
so mature ...
>>711554226
Thanks anon
>>711554307
It's soft ... and under water, what do you expect? 20 flaccid inches? Do I look black?
>>711554261
If it's anything approaching 15, whip that nigga out
>>711552613
slav?
>>711554740
yes. polish guy living in germany
>>711554804
What a time to be alive then
>>711554719
question is if he is talking about inches or cm
>>711554842
huh?
>>711550747
15/10
>>711554879
Back in the good old days you would be in a camp
>>711554904
Thank you for the file
>>711554911
yeah like 1 1/2 generations ago ...
get over it.
Lets hear your opinion /b/
>>711552471
you look shockingly familiar to another guy who posts in these threads, and has a twin.
rate /b/bros
>ITT: Normies who just posted the 952 526th "faces of /b/" thread and still have no idea there is a board for that
also r8 me you fucking pieces of shit
>>711555020
well, let's hope he didn't posted his dick
>>711554719
>>711554844
cm
>>711555063
age?
>>711555079
How do you end up like that?
>>711555106
He hasn't. But are you really his twin?
>>711551874
Sweet. Face gets 8 automatic the rest is undetermined
>>711555147
he hasn't? then I am
no one here gives a shit what you look like normies
youre on the wrong board
Another thread:
>>711555190
>>711555190
>>711555190
>>711555190
>>711555189
Nope. But he did mention getting cut himself, which I thought was kinda unusual. If that comports with what you know.
>>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc >>>soc
>>711555276
then you did not talk to me, 'cause why would I mutilate myself?
>>711555337
Yeah. But he chose to? And you couldn't talk him out of it?
rate me
>>711554422
Kissable
Rate me pls
>>711555438
lose shades
>>711555389
it's not my body.
As long as he is happy.
I wouldn't do so. It hurts and is unsexy AND I would need to show my dick to an stranger who is going to cut it. haha
>>711555551
oi m8 that number is pretty close
>>711555459
>>711555430
Would love to see a full body pic, but very much kissable...those eyes though!!!
>>711555570
is it really worth wasting your time with posting spiderman pictures? Like, is that something you will be proud of telling your grand children in 40 or 50 years?
Interrupting people that have a discussion with posting spiderman pictures?
>>711552471
>>711551161
show cock
>>711555665
a true /b/ro wont have children
now fuck off this board normie
>>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/ >>>/soc/
>>711555793
>>711555079
Is that you pepe
>>711555665
you seem a little upset
>>711555389
git kik?
>>711555865
hot af
>>711555874
I do but bluestacks doesn't work well on my computer so I rarely use it.
>>711555878
>af
got any of em 9gag memes?
>>711555665
How about moving these cancerous threads to >>>/soc/, where they belong instead? No spideys there fam.
>>711555897
why don't use a cracked kik on phone?
>>711550747
Всратый/10
>>711555942
Too much effort frankly. I'd much prefer using a keyboard than punching letters on my smartphone
>>711555939
these threads belong to /b/, too. just like spoodamun. I don't mind spiderman, I was just asking if you don't plan on wasting your time with somehow more important things
>>711555972
discord?
>>711556041
Except they don't.
>>711550747
why dont people just call these insecure threads?
>>711556312
canadian
>>711556041
Honestly never even heard of discord. sorry
>>711556312
Nice try, faggot.
>>711556374
I'm UK.
I've been strung out on dope
>>711556390
what kind of person are you. lel
>>711556318
rate me > >>>/soc/. very straightforward!
>>711556462
...? that's an open ended question if I ever saw one.
>>711556390
how can you be on /b/ but have never heard of Discord?
>>711556390
Do you even game?
>>711556488
Yes, people have the option of going there for rate threads. The threads on /soc/ also run very slowly, which can be a good or a bad thing depending on your wants.
But just because someone can post a Rate Thread on /soc/ doesn't mean that's the ONLY permissible place to make a rate thread
>>711556496
>>711556531
Maybe I'm just lame. Mostly play eu4 game-wise.
>>711556492
well, atleast you didn't asked for his or my dick xD well, if you have one, you have both lel
>>711556547
they're clearly not appreciated here and constantly get spammed, so why bother with the hassle?
>>711550747
I'd buttfuck really hard
>>711551161
I'd buttfuck
>>711556636
They move a lot faster here. And why should people stop making them because there are a few haters neurotic enough to waste their lives spamming? In any case, they're allowed to be here under the rules, i.e., nothing forbids them.
I'd suggest, for your own sanity, to use the filters so you don't have to be bothered by these threads ever again. I know we've had this discussion before so it's probably a futile plea, but you'll seriously be a happier browser if you aren't exposed to these threads, which obviously upset you
>>711552471
I'd buttfuck
>>711556741
I don't take dicks, but thanks anyway, haha
>>711556750
>>711556636
Also, to illustrate the point, here's a thread on the front page of /soc/ that was created on FRIDAY. It has just over 100 posts, and is two days old now
>>>/soc/24558815
A lot of people prefer the faster pace of /b/. And that's their right.
>>711552613
I'd buttfuck
>>711554049
I'd buttfuck really hard
>>711556910
yes please
>>711556852
his dick looks like he'd buttfuck you instead >>711554307
>>711555438
trying too hard
roast me cunts
>>711557096
make a stamp of time plz
>>711556462
who are you ITT?
>>711556966
where r u?
>>711557193
Denmark
>>711556827
I didnt ask for your opinion. I'd buttfuck you no matter what you think.
>>711557294
haha, good to know.
>>711557148
fucking effort its me allright lol
>>711557348
if you insist...
>>711556750
i dislike spam threads of any kind. right now there's 3-4 of these monstrous threads here. move faster? meaning they get spammed faster? if everyone who enjoyed these threads, would gather on /soc/, it would become faster. if there is a dedicated board for insecurity, i'd use it, so i don't really get it.
>>711557218
shit
>>711550747
Rate ploxx
>>711557329
Also, be honest about age.
>>711557407
Did you just ban evade?
Your typical fat greasy autist who still has acne even though he's 23 and has lip lickers dermatitis
>>711557539
fucking awful
>>711557407
First, there are 3 of these threads right now because of the spammers. When spammers try to kill a faces thread that usually just leads to more faces threads being made.
And yeah, maybe it would be nice for all involved if everyone just spontaneously moved to /soc/. But that isn't how behavior on this site works. /soc/ is populated by those who care enough about this content to actively seek it out. These threads capture "incidental" users who'll participate if they come across one of these threads but won't otherwise go looking for them.
Roast me
>>711557584
Another photo degrade me please
>>711557656
dont have to its already in motion
Roast me
>>711557728
Idk maybe I look so greasy because I haven't showered in 8 days
>>711557766
you look so nerdy, you must have a big but unattractive dick
>>711557766
Could be hot but damn, that hair and clothes
>>711557766
would actually not be worthless if you used something else than a stun gun to style your hair and dropped the terrified jewish SJW look, shirts fucked too
>>711557766
I'd buttfuck
>>711557905
the illinois guy?
>>711557939
eh? I'm from the UK
>>711557766
Damn a full
>>711558195
notyou
>>711558221
'cause I know how to use a dslr?
Roast me please
>>711558195
I'd buttfuck. Also, not you.
>>711558142
Brenno you fucking scumbag
>>711558396
You look like a pedophile
>>711558336
Well if I'm wrong, post pic touching nose or a timestamp plox
>>711558300
almost cp, but not quite
>>711558420
Eat my dickhole, AFAAg
>>711558453
Mascalzone
>>711558506
almost, but only almost. turned 18 two months ago
>>711551059
6/10 base, -1 for the eyebrows, +1 for the eyes, +2 for probably being a goofy nerd.
I'd date you if you're a fag.
>>711558635
post D then?
>>711558722
face rate thread, not D rate thread
>>711558300
then post a less blurry pic
>>711559020
Rate: Yomas/AFAA
>>711552474
Solid 8/10
>>711555615
I'd give you a 7.5 but subtract 2 for trying too hard.
>>711556574
Awwwwe so cute / 10
>>711551059
Are you Purge?
Pic related. It's Purge.
>>711558142
Post moar plox
>>711559959
I'd buttfuck really really hard
>>711560214
what's your size
>>711560268
Pretty average. It fits perfectly and nobody has complained.
>>711560268
Big enough to stretch him, I'd assume.
>>711560498
I'd suck you if you are not bigger than 6"
>>711560214
Can I join in?
>>711559959
Notyou
>>711560694
I never had two in me, but we could try
>>711560753
Post moar / timestamp or
>notyou
>>711560855
Why impersonate this dude? What do you get out of it? Not judging, just wondering
>>711560740
I haven't post anything on here yet, but it seems like that whoever looks kinda attractive get called fake by you. Either you are the most untrusting person ever or that's your way to get more pics of people.
Also, just let them pretend man, who cares? How could they possibly harm you?
>>711560711
I'd buttfuck
>>711559959
sauce?
>>711561034
Use more candy, don't want to risk them ignoring it.
>>711561136
I am sure the chubby gif boy likes more candy, the other one just seems like some modern fucking vegan kid
>>711561201
Well, my semen is vegan if I give it voluntarily.
> Bone of the father, unknowingly given, you will renew your son! Flesh of the servant, willingly sacrificed, you will revive your master. Blood of the enemy, forcibly taken, you will resurrect your foe.
>>711560855
>>711560711
>>711559959
I got a whole van full of tasty delights! Come, come children!
by asking people for timestim you care them off.
a) they are fake and leave 'cause they are annoyed
b) they are real but don't want to reveal a proof so they may can post dick pics without consequences
c) they are fake/real but just want some fun time
by asking them for timestamps all you do is ruin it for other people who don't care and ruin it so we don't get more pics.
Not talking about the two kids posted recently, more like talking about cuties like:
>>711558195
>>711552471
>>711551059
pedofag
>>711558195
nationality?
>>711550747
too young to be on /b/
>>711561586
that's not pedo. pedos go for undeveloped kids that haven't hit puberty. There is another word for guyys like him who are into teens. I can't recall it, tho
>>711561522
Not gonna apologize for calling out people who seem to be impersonating others. Will be polite about it, but if that's all it takes to scare them off, so be it
>>711561693
is this pedo enough?
>>711561586
Fuck that shit, NYPA.
>>711561663
I am 100% sure he already left 'cause one idiot asked him for timestamp. Why would you ask someone with sunglasses for a timestamp.
>>711561720
You don't know if they impersonate them or not. sure in 9 out of 10 cases it might be correct, but you have no proof either.
>>711561824
yes that's very pedo. call 911
>>711561586
>>711561829
>>711561824
Um, ok. I take that back, you're right.
(Might still be just his brother but I believe ya now)
>>711550747
R8 me fagsa
>>711561897
That's what the timestamp is for...proof.
>>711561967
Hot
>>711561975
what if they don't want to proof?
If I would post my face and my dick I could always deny it's my dick or that I posted it, if someone I know sees it, but as soon as I post a timestamp, I am fucked.
Also, calling someone fake just 'cause they don't wanna timestamp is stupid. Not everyone has to obey your request.
>>711551874
tits or gtfo cunt
>>711562196
But many do. And I like having the verification. Sorry if that upsets you
Replacement thread is simmering here
>>711556262
>>711556262
>>711556262
>>711556262
>>711562457
the fact that people like you call people that don't want to timestamp "fake" upsets me, or like I noticed a lot, when I offer to verify myself via snapchat or kik, people like you say "no, I don't have/use/want that, fake"
I never timestamp on the same day I am posting a dick pic on the same board
>>711562718
Ok then
>>711562575
I call bullshit! time stamp that shit!
No way that gorgeous thing lurks around /b/ man xD
>>711561967
allah u akbar!!!
>>711562905
lol I'm real
