Faces of /b/
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Faces of /b/
yep
go back to soc you ugly bastard
>>711556344
6.5
>>711556353
Naw
>>711556262
8.5
bump
Rate me back when i wasnt a degenerate
Meh.
>>711562653
as said in other thread, i call bullshit unless timestamp!
>>711562653
timestamp
>>711561175
You need a nice big dick up your ass / 10
>>711562653
(tits or) GTFO
>>711562479
moot/10
cute cute
>>711563319
your smile is so cute lmao
I thought you were all supposed to be ugly, you're mostly normal. Rate my cool duck face.
>>711562479
>>711563319
Cute/10
>>711562653
Show boobs
>>711563516
Hehe that was back before i disappinted my parents
>>711563732
5/10 but i'd bet you'd go to about 6.5-7/10 coverd in my jizz
>>711563024
>>711563125
Lol, no one wants to pretend they're me.
>>711563937
Don't be silly anon. We both know you'd only dribble slightly, you can't cover me
>>711563732
rate me bitch <3
>>711562653
fuck you until you cant walk no more/10
>>711564357
5.66 repeating/10. Mainly due to that bullshit on your chin. Just shave it!
>>711564357 <-- me
>>711564203 well damn! What the fuck are you hanging around this cesspool of shit!?
>>711563732
I'd say i could cover at least 1/3 of your face. lets say over mouth/nose/eyes!
>>711562653
8/10
>>711564668
Promise you it looks worse shaven, i'd say 5,6666666666666 etc is better that expected tho!
>>711556262
>>711564203
shoop. tits+timestamp then show your dick anon
>>711556262
>>711564357
you dont look confident, why you acting that way?
>>711564757
fucking towelhead, shouldnt you be blowing something up right about now?
>>711564928
I'd be a pretty happy camper if I could have a dick for a day.
>>711565053
>literal neckbeard
Jesus, why wouldn't you at least shave? I mean, a face like that is never going to win any awards, but there's that and there's not even trying.
>>711564683
>>711564852
It's a waste just leaving it on my face though. Maybe it's cause you're making that face, so it's stretching it. Post shaved pic
>>711565007
Acting what way may i ask?
And well no, my life is kinda shit atm, tho things are starting too turn around finaly
>>711565134
wheres them tits?
>>711562479
And this is me now
Heh...
>>711565227
Well i could always slap ur face after to make it fly everywhere! OR you'd better scoop it all up and eat it bitch ;)
Sure, if tits and timestamp gets delivered
Rate. Femanon opinion appreciated, but not expected. Pic is old, shaved atm
>>711565527
< you look like this
>>711565452
you're cuter now
>>711565705
DAmN, so fucking cool/10
>>711565452
That would be idiotic
>>711565791
you went too all in on the shitty modern nerd/geek look
>>711565791
What are you doing with your eyes?
Serial Rapist/10
>>711565705
Not into that but dig dig
Shades
>>711565237
the talking does not add up with the walking.
>>711565791
Trim those eyebrows a bit, shave the neck and get some glasses that don't look like you got them for $2 at the drug store and you might get somewhere.
>>711565847
Idiotic?
>>711565688
Thanks
>>711566062
>>711565791
rapisthairecut/10
>>711564063
why the frown?
you look like an engineer lmao
>>711566131
charles manson's son, in one image
bump
>>711565452
You're cuter as a girl :>
>>711565465
I mean if you want. My boobs are shit and im fat. You asked for it though, suffer the consequences
>>711566146
I dont even have boobs
Heh
>>711566391
Thanks
:/
>>711563523
underage fag
>>711565134
show tits or gtfo you whore
>>711565411
true gentleman
>>711556262
>>711556344
>>711556465
>>711558155
>>711560017
>>711561175
>>711561399
>>711562479
>>711562653
>>711562653
>>711563319
>>711563523
>>711563732
>>711564063
>>711564203
>>711564357
>>711564757
>>711565411
>>711565452
>>711565527
>>711565574
>>711565705
>>711565791
>>711565848
>>711566131
>>711566442
>>711566482
>>711566518
>FAECES OF /b/
>>711565053
>>711566541
>>711566518
Faggot is that Animazement?
>>711566461
poke your belly button and go to bed
>>711566729
LOL yes
>>711566811
faggot/10
Sup /b/tards
>>711566811
Fuck me, that's edgy.
>>711566839
just jealous of his dubs.
I just lost the game
workout buddies with FNAF character
>>711565079
let me see your face xD
at least i dont catch cancer when im walking in the sunshine.
>>711566729
Being said, dis me from NC
First time poster. Be gentle please.
![IMG_20161113_173301[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rPOKQmX.jpg "IMG_20161113_173301[1].jpg")
>>711566391
Sure guess i have too deliver then!
Just shaved cuz there was no picture older than like 3 years without a beardy thingy
here you go femnon
>>711564203
wanna come cam and chill? we need more chicks
> icanhaz<DELETE>chat. com/tog
>>711564757
That's some serious terrorist game you got there Mohammed
>>711567143
Did you see me at the event? I don't live in NC but I go every year
>>711567055
Why are you as square as this faggot?
>>711567149
Edit, worse fucking picture but who gives a flying fuck
>>711567147
8.5/10
you look like a nice guy
>>711565079
shouldn't you be fucking your dog or kids?
hahahaha
Never sober
>>711566799
Poke
>>711564518
you must have a cock the size of the empire state building to be able to do that to a chick in less than 30 seconds.
>>711567055
Thats Undertale m8
>>711567454
kek
Roast me faggots
You lose
>>711567454
18 cm
>>711567454
That or you're loose as fuck! I'd say both are probable
>>711567494
no that is fnaf i would know im a player
>>711567422
your hear answered my question about your opinion on the wall
>>711567523
your phone is bigger than both your hands, i can only imagine how tiny your dick is.
>>711567226
Shit i probably did but was blasted the whole time as a finn with a hot marceline. Post the were avengers if you have a pic, new phone so i don't have anything from the event.
>>711567147
You look fine. Shame about the faggot with the cap who photobombed you.
>>711567625
You actualy aswered a roast with (maybe) your actual dick size.. you are so sad
>>711567724
I was jacket from hotline miami and one of the payday guys
>>711567149
You remind me of pic related, but younger. Not really as bad as you think. Also who said I was a femnon :>
>>711567660
I didn't understand your sentence lol
Meme queen
>>711567730
Now you should have made him prove it too you retard
>>711567849
Oh so those are mantitties?
Then i guess you are kinda fat
Edgy
>>711567730
you know the rules of this site... your the sad one brother ;) hahahahahahaha
>tfw you're pansexual and have a virgin 18 yr old gf who's into yaoi and likes to watch you and your hot male roomate who's your exboyfriend make out and play with each other
>>711567855
nice eye/10
>>711568003
you're*
And no I don't know the rules nor I care about them
>>711567855
fag queen.
>>711567974
It's hormones, sorry to ruin your fun!
>>711568072
Thanks faggot
Eye try
>>711568113
than why do you have a problem with me replying to shit you little homo.
your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your
>>711568095
dump em all bro
>>711568205
hahahahahahah don't be mad please
>>711568063
pansexual........ what a douchebag. you're a closet fag just face it. there aint no pansexual 60 year olds out there, so don't worry you'll get over this phase soon enough son.
>>711568322
don't you hate these new age millenial faggots. pansexual, gender fluid...fuck all you dumb cucks
>>711568199
eye see..... but all jokes aside you are 8/10 from what ive seen.
>>711568322
how am i closeted if im openly pan? everyone that knows me knows i am lol.... you jelly cuz i have more fun than you?
also please cite the case study you read saying tere are no pan seniors.
>>711568417
mega or dropbox? gotta collect em all
>>711568268
FUCK YOUUUU
talk to people like that in real life you worthless fucking homo
>>711568485
fuck you faggot pansexual bullshit. god, will you just kill all these dumb cucks already
>>711568485
oh sorry i used the wrong noun on you.... dont be 2 mad plz.
>>711556344
1.2
>>711568485
dog: 8/10
Fuck you faggets
>>711568593
yeah i dont give a shit about that. im a guy, i know im a guy, ive always been a guy. im not genderliquid or whatever bullshit Tumblr words you want. but i am pansexual. i just like warm holes
>>711568443
Get pranked, met her last week lol, she left those on my phone.
>>711566877
Is me. Enjoy the win, though /b/ros
>>711568198
Good on you trapp fagget! U go girlyguy!
Still think it was better with the beard thingy tho.
>>711568199
also you're cute
>>711567845
Def remember. Wanted to talk but was too busy finding friends to give them their fuckin bags.
>>711568747
what do you mean by pansexual faggot? straight, gay, bi...pick one
>>711568750
Damn super trolled
>>711567149
You look like a hotter version of Culkin that didn't fuck his face up.
>>711568860
pan·sex·u·al
panˈsekSH(əw)əl/
adjective
1.
not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
it means ill fuck/date anyone whos attractive to me
>>711568870
Ha! Made me lol dude, i'd take the hotter part but that guy looks fking terrible man
>>711568953
Dont forget, anything! U animal fucker!
jkjk
>>711568953
that makes you bisexual faggot, quit being a piece of shit
>>711568953
so you're bi faggot
>>711568747
so you would fuck a god damn armadillo?
>>711569131
>>711569091
truth be told it is easier to say bi. most people in Texas dont know what the fuck pansexual. i say im pan because i love guys, girls, and inbetweeners.
Hows it going today /b/?
>>711569181
i will neither confirm nor deny my interest in dogs and horses.
>>711569259
U dont give a fuck about the gender at all.
At least thats what i have taken as pansexual
I E its a personality thing
>>711568758
Aw you're being a good sport. I disagree even more now since it isn't even dark. Stay baby faced
>>711568758
Thanks dad, lets fuq
>>711569259
bi sexual faggot. you like male and female...there is no in betweeners you dumb fuck. y chromosome=male, lack of y-chromosome = female. quit being such a douchebag. its not like 2+2 is sometimes 5. a chick with a dick is still a guy
>>711569408
Nah gonna let it grow out again, tho i might stay like this a while
>>711569384
i mean i guess. love me, treat me right, and i dont give a shit whats between your legs as long your not fuck ugly and like to bang.
also you cant be an SJW or Tumblrfag.
>>711568868
Heck you
>>711569516
Let's get going son, pucker up that boi pussy! I'm going in dry
>>711569365
Have another faggot :)
>>711569520
meh its whatever. i like what i like. whys everyone so salty? yall mad or something?
>>711569576
quit posting your fucking pics
-__-
>>711569658
>>711569705
just tired of the pansexual, inbetween, gender fluid bullshit that you and your generation perpetuate.
>>711569664
im proud of you fag
>>711569721
or what?
>>711569577
>>711569877
Say it to my face, nerd
>>711569547
Anon stop, you're rustling my jimmies. Gonna shave you myself in your sleep.
>>711569705
Yer my hero
>>711569941
>>711556262
>>711569577
nationality?
Could use a new thread since this one is dead
Anyone make one?
>>711569994
If you where real femnon it would be ok as long as u sucked my dick in my sleep as well.
But now i'd have to get the baseball bat
>>711569966
im proud of you... face
>>711567215
im kurdish....
Just another day
Wish I didn't have to leave bed, but at least I got dressed?
>>711570137
American boy-o
>>711570035
I DAT BAET!
>>711570200
hahahahahaha wtf
>>711570449
nice hoe filtering, looking really hoe-ish
>>711570375
post D
>>711570231
Here's her best friend, they offered a threesum 2 days ago lmao no joke
>>711570449 this aint facebook bitch
>>711570449
Would bang, time stamp tho hoe
>>711570205
But you just said you wanted to jizz on my face like 20 min ago! It's okay we can keep it a secret. No one will know you're gay.
>>711568417
got more than just the 2 anon?
>>711570576
damn... i gotta kill a mothafucka in holland to get a threesum
>>711570656
didn't say i wanted too, said you'd look better with my jizz all over your face. Still holds tru tho i little sissy fagget <3
>>711556262
>>711570521
Yolo
Average, clean. Can't complain.
>>711570200
>>711570383
Me a long time ago. Slayin
>>711570879
looks good, though not a great camera
>>711570785
Haha I denied cause I'm a virgin and wanna lose it one on one lol, and mostly cause the pale one has a bf, and my last and only gf cheated on me :/
>>711570879
7/10, age?
>>711570810
>I-I didn't mean I actually would!
Aw, scared you might like it? What about with short hair
>>711571075
Was blurry cause I took in the pitch black to send to girl #2 lol
>>711571128
18 my dood. Legal beagle
>>711571229
I think that's a sick ass case my dood
Me
>>711571244
Huh, you look older somehow. Feel free to post another facepic if you have a decent one, if not no worries
>>711571229
I think you need a gym membership.
>>711571347
You look like my ex if she were older
>>711571229
Finally, do you think you can check my privilege? I'm >>711564877
>>711571127
mehh pussy isnt worth shit, a men knows how much a woman is worth after he cums
>>711571383
Yeah, I have a very defined facial structure IG. I gotta try to find ones that aren't on social media lol.
>>711571598
Still, pretty attractive.
>>711571347
8/10 I'd tap that
>>711571229
i think im getting sick
>>711570953
>>711570200
Okay here's a normal one
>>711571186
Nah, just dont get attracted to dickpeople :/
It makes my wewe go sad
>>711571514
Not sure where you're going with that, but although I'm not religious, I have strong morals. I might be losing it to girl number 2 here in the next week tho. Just cause I wanna see what the fuss is about. I deny a lot of offers, but she's a virgin too, and attractive, so why not?
>>711569705
stop asking if people are mad, u act like you desperately need attention because you are a faggot
>>711571598
is that your bf on the poster?
>>711556262
The hat says "like me"... the face says "butt-plug!".
>>711571713
suicide/10
>>711571645
Thanks, bruddah. No doxerino pls
>>711571797
no i think you should do it but honestly its not a big deal.
>>711571188
That's very un-Christian of you...
>>711571848
Yes it is ;)
>>711571883
i won't, I promise, but I would advise deleting your last pic
>>711571667
>>711564877
>Must be annoying having a turd coming out of your forehead like that, Madam.
>>711571730
But you already rated me too. You sway pretty easy. I could've been lying too, who knows!
>>711564203
Shopped she's not even holding the fucking timestamp
>>711570449
i can see the excess kilograms from the picture
>>711571934
Given I've had an actual exorcism, I'm not religious:p
>>711571920
Ye, should be a fun experience lol
>>711572105
What was the exorcism for? And not religious at all, or just not dogmatic?
>>711572083
Its a folded piece of paper. I'm holding the back half.
>>711571972
I did as soon as you replied, sadly my phone doesn't give me a preview of the pic beforehand I attatch it
Body shot
>>711572224
My parents a extremist christians. Like visions, speaking in tounges, dad believes he was teleported by fucking Jesus. You know, the usual
>>711572251
more of your sexy af cuts. some form another anon a few weeks back
>>711572390
They must be sad you're an atheist now.
>>711572390
at least they had you and presumably your bros snipped, if probably for the wrong reasons
>>711571984
Really beautiful !
>>711568199
We meet again, Sir.
>>711572531
I was posting those wins while in the back row of my aunt and uncle's church :|
>>711572593
Have we met before? lol
>>711572612
Classy I like that
>>711572251
show your tits. i know you want to
>>711572251
still want you to cam. you're hot, we need you
>>711572773
>>711572609
You're so normal... I'm triggered... and I like it!
>>711572443
Lol. A constant reminder not to fuck off around raptors.
>>711572789
That gets old fast.
>>711572579
True dat. My dad is an amazing guy, love and respect him to death; we're very alike. I guess it was just a combination of their extremism and me being too smart for my own good (courtesy of him haha)
roast/r8 me
>>711572904
califag?
>>711572756
Only in your dreams...
>>711572251
come on...show your sexy cuts
>>711572935
what was a combination of those two things?
>>711572853
Ok I need to know who is she ?
>>711573001
Lmao, what makes you say that?
>>711572982
Bondi
>>711573059
A Slut
>>711572067
nah if there is dicklet down there i get no interest, sry little sissie, would totally let you eat my cum out of cute little pussy tho, no homofobe here
>>711572953
On closer inspection, all your friends are reflected in your sunglasses...
>>711573034
My disbelief
New/replacement thread inbound...
>>711573192
>>711573192
>>711573192
>>711572953
Smoke up, we know it's the AIDS that will kill you.
>>711573167
Some slut with a kegerator.
>>711572612
would let pegg my ass/10
>>711573190
oh, lol, I think the other poster was asking about that. I was remarking on the much crasser topic of you being circumcised, and saying I think you're better for it but your parents prolly arranged it for the wrong reasons (i.e., religion)
>>711573134
I sense you sense my power... I forgive you.
>>711573255
>>711573167
Don't care keep posting pictures of her
>>711572251
Damn you're still here, thought you were gonna leave this shithole by now!
>>711573321
Oh, lol. TBH they weren't always like this. It sorta developed. He probs told the doc to snip it cause he was, too. idk lmao. They weren't from religious families.
>>711573179
true/10
>>711573419
The drain-gangsta... in his natural habitat.
>>711573515
then since I'm doing a bit of an informal survey on the subject, are your brothers also snipped, or was it just you? if you even know, and don't mind saying.
>>711573348
new phone, who dis?
Last call, on page 8 here
>>711573192
>>711573192
>>711573192
>>711573496
>>711573672
nah, we all are. Of course I know, we grew up together lmao.
>>711573760
then final question, were you snipped before or after your bros, chronologically speaking?
>>711573817
after, I'm the youngest.
>>711573684
Dis is I. Who dat?
>>711568953
I'm guessing no ones attracted to you faggot.
