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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:? The rules are very simple:

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:?

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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threads aren't dying on my watch, ohayousoro
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Threads are dying Bc of shit posters and spammers :(
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I almost killed myself, thought the shit posters had won
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>>711548603
>Capture4.png
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>>711548892
Shush you.
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QOTT: do you like my digits
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zzz
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>>711549169
Erotic
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>>711549169
I like it
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カラミチーマス
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Shiro claimed.

>>711549169
>mfw
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>>711549169
Dood, doooood

Wo
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>>711551167
Apple stealing kyoubot alert.
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>>711551167
Good morning.
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>>711550695 (You) (You)
Guten Morgen
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Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. Afte I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student would it post here because it had been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again.
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>>711552053 (Ser)(Vus)
>Morgen
Wohl gerade erst aufgestanden?
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>>711552120
>wohl gerade erst aufgestanden?
du scheinst schon länger wach... aber nicht freiwillig vermute ich mal

>nur gute anons im thread
was ist denn da los?
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Hai, Nihon Gaigun Yamato-class battleship claimed
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>>711551315
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I just had the weirdest dream
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Claim
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>>711553496
I think I may be a neutrino because I'm constantly penetrating you mum.
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>>711553474
what happened?
>>711553496
Hard drive still broken?
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>>711553562
I don't get it

>>711553572
Yes
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>>711554027
What is 9 plus 11?

Lies.
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hug me TomoyoKanzaki
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>>711552378
>nicht freiwillig vermute ich mal
Ach geht eigentlich, hab 9 Stunden geschlafen, sollte reichen.

>was ist denn da los?
Mit der gesunden Mischung aus Shitposting und Servern, die immer den ganzen Vormittag lang rumeiern, die man hier zur Zeit ertragen muss, nehme ich mal an, dass nur die traurigsten Geister armselig genug sind, um tatsächlich hier zu bleiben.

>>711553474
Was it full of 3d grills?

>>711553572
Just when I figured out which one of you was which, I got it all mixed up again and got no idea anymore.
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>>711554114
*Hugs*

>>711554070
Ok
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>>711553572
FUCK I HAD IT ALMOST ALL TYPED UP AND I HIT THE HOME BUTTON ON GOOGLE CHROME
So I went to wal mart, some black girl and white guy started talking to me, apparently I did something to her sister (I didn't) and he tries to hit me, I draw my knife (not my gun for some reason) and stab him, somebody calls the police, I set the knife down on the ground and wait, an unarmed security officer shows up and everybody takes the guys side immediately, including security. I wait there for an hour or so, I see a lady stealing a bunch of money from the cash register, no security around. I go to stop her, she pulls a metal bar ofnaome kind out of her car and attacks me, I stab her as well. I call the police, the lady who answers is being a huge bitch to me and I get arrested. After all this I eventually get freed and go home, get ready for school (what?) and I'm back in my high school. The police come in and confiscate my pants and I'm just sitting there with a rock hard boner in my old English class while the teacher hasnt aged at all.
That's only the first one, and the less weird one. Number two incoming
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>>711554259
thanks


>>711553661
>>711552702
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>>711554314
Whet?
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>>711554027
you should get that fixed son
>>711554243
is it really that hard?
tsunyun Dutch guy
youknow texas guy
we talk so different as well
do i ever say nigga?
>>711554314
kek i know that feeling
wew that is a pretty weird dream, but can't say I am surprised you had that
Your mind had to proces what happened yesterday kek
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>>711554343
Your welcome

>>711554435
I will later
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>>711554435
But then who was the belarus guy!? And who was phone??
>do i ever say nigga?
You did now.
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>>711554579
Top kek
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>>711554243
Yes
>>711553572
Number two
It was like I was watching a movie for this one BTW
Nick Cage and his family are on an RV trip on some highways that are miles high (this is 2030 ish) when there is an accident and he impales a family on his RV which had spikes on the front for some reason. So he becomes a criminal, hiding from the law on these international highways where cops can't go because reasons. He trains his kids to help him track down Donald Trump and spends years doing this. Finally he has found Trumps palace and goes there, secretly and suddenly the flower fairies from the Spiderwick Chronicle movie come out and start to attack but he offers Jell O and they leave. He enters a secret door in Trumps palace, steps inside and the floor breaks, sending him into a fall through nothingness.
>>711554435
I'm really confused as to what either of these could mean.
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>>711554654
Haha. Is that fucking pete? Or the real CC?
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>>711554689
>>711554314
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>Rem
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>>711554725
Old one. Pete is now one of the touhou's
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>>711554314
>>711554689
So the weird part about it is that you actually left the house?

>>711554725
Probably pete. OGCC ain't no traitor.
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>>711554725
Literally kills yourself.
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>>711554865
u fukkin want sum? fukken cats
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>>711554865
>kills
I'll just fuck off.
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>>711554582
perhaps OG yuno? when was the last time you saw him
>You did now
fuck, caught red handed
>>711554556
alright
>>711554689
alright this second one is weird as fuck I got nothing
but the first one is probably your mind coping with being caught stealing the other day
>>711554725
Look at the tripcode, it is the old CC
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>>711554956
Yeah.
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>>711554837
flandre
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>>711554654
elitism
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m
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>>711554979
Find me namesync for the fortune app and I'll gladly install it.
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>>711554725
CC, Pete claims Flan now
>>711554829
Rem?
>>711554850
Oh shit, where's my aloe vera
>>711554979
I had other dreams about me stealing as well, but rose aren't entertaining, they just woke me up a bunch last night
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>>711554979
Must have been quite some months to be honest.
I think there's been some more people claiming her as well. Guess she's just the first you would think of if you want yourself some yandere.
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>>711554865
>>711554956
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>>711555046
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>>711555277
Thanks.
Also
>about a month ago
Literally was here 2 weeks ago, making weed edits and the waifu flag.
Is there any end to the autism?
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>>711555046
I don't think there is one
>>711555091
Yea that confirms my claims I guess
>>711555176
Yea then it is probably that guy and that is probably also why you sometimes recognise me but not really
For some reason I think I should be insulted but maybe I am overthinking it, she is the best yandere after all
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>>711555449
make me dutch lunch bb
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>>711555091
Hi.
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>>711555559
>4 off
if you got that I would have boarded a plane immedeatly
also what is Dutch lunch? we just eat bread
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>>71155559
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>>711555248
Don't be such a memester.
And you don't even play LoL.

>>711554983
Agreed.
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>>711555555
Failed at linking
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>>711555091
Seriously though, why the hate for our glorious emperor Donald J. Trump?

>>711555449
Don't be! It just means that everyone agrees who is best.
Also there is a severe yandere deficit. There's a thousand tsun-hoes around for every one of them.
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Kanade claimed

I dont think the anime was that good but she has been my waifu since 2011~
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>>711555630
i don't know i thought you just ate dicks :o
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>>711555685
Stop hurting my feelings then
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>>711555716
Thanks, finally someone that agrees
Yan is best dere
Anyways, how are you doing shiro?
>>711555836
sick burn sacho
you played yourself though, you wanted to eat Dutch lunch knowing it was dick
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>>711555809
In the meantime someone claimed her and literally died of cancer within months.
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>>711555958
At least your ovens are kinda funny.
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>>711555909
I blame Shiki.
I always do.

Maybe you should do so as well.
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PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST MY NIGGAS
>>711555091
>rose
Those
>>711555559
>>711555555

>>711555595
Hi. Why did that guy get concerned about you and reply to me?
>>711555716
Trump won and he had fairies in his garden, so he couldn't have been the bad guy. Nick Cage however was a wanted criminal who ran from the law after committing manslaughter and forced his kids to work for him.
>>711555809
Hello
>>711555449
I suppose. Also I'm 90% sure the black lady at wal mart was the lady who caught me.
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>>711555965
Good, serves him right
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>>711555958
yes, that is what i was trying to imply
nothing wrong with eating some nice feminine dicks
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>>711556013
what is wrong with our ovens?
Are you bullying me?
>>711556068
>pizza for breakfast
that doesn't seem healthy
Oh that is very likely since you dream about people you have seen in real life
>>711556186
not falling for the bait
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>>711556070
edgy
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>>711556258
I didnt mean it like that

>>711556068
Hello
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>>711556237
Yeah,
ceiling
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>>711556055
Yeah, but that's like, fucking mean
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>>711555958
Why are you tsunyun then?
Shouldn't it be yanyun?
>how
Doing relatively good, thanks to meds, liquor and the fact it's sunday. How are you?

>>711555836
>>711555958
Oh snap, boi!

>>711556068
Ah, so you are concerned about his well-being in the light of recent death threads and riots fueled by the media represented by Nick Cage.
I can see why you would be outraged about this, but fear not: second in command Mike 'suck cock - get shock' Pence, will carry on Trumps legacy even if something were to happen.

>>711556070
Yea, it was a filthy low tier claim.
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>>711556186
You are needed elsewhere >>711556369
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>>711556186
Did someone say feminine penis?
>>711556237
Nothing wrong with some good old cold pizza for breakfast
>>711556380
I don't know who your waifu is tbh
>>711556425
MAGA
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>>711556405
But you don't play LoL at all.
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>>711556068
The dreams you were having.
>in China it means some bad shit with your health
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>>711556542
I don't play with other people
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>>711556425
>posts actual loli trash

>>711556506
Thats ok
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>>711556380
then how did you mean it
I laughed but I can not interpret it any other way
>711556393
nice try
>>711556425
oh it just a filename, according to Sachi I am discount tsundere chan
so I named my files to tsunyun because it sounded catchy and to avoid confusion with youknow
It has nothing to do with yuno
Glad to hear, meds for what though?
Any plans for the sunday?
I'm doing good but I am procrastinating big time
>>711556506
I mean it is really nice but I can't imagine it being good for you
Not that anything is good for you anymore
what topping?
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>>711556237
you're no fun yuno
>>711556458
im on my way
>>711556506
yes i did
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not claiming a waifu, but dubs.
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>>711556625
At least you could do it if you tried.
There's tons of posters from EU.

Latin America, on the other hand..
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>>711556572
Oh
I don't know if I care about that stuff or not really, I'm sure I'll be fine.
>>711556715
Supreme but I took off all the olives
>>711556731
Feminine penis is nice
>>711556839
Hey
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>>711556731
I just know how you are bb
You aren't fooling me no more
>>711556839
hey there
>>711556936
>supreme
>no olives
You are a man to my heart Galil
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>>711556506
USA! USA! USA!
France and Netherlands are next. There are no brakes on this train!

>>711556625
That's kind of sad.

>>711556626
Rude! Tell me which of them konatas you are, so I can insult you accordingly!

>>711556715
>tsunyun
Sachi sure can be mean. 'distsunyun' would have been even more fitting, though maybe a bit less catchy.
>for what
Just some painkillers, nothing too serious.
>plans
I'll probably lay around a lot, claim my waifu and sink some ships.
>procrastinating
Got anything important you should be doing?
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>>711556626
Also, here's some loli trash just for you.
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>>711557071
Im no Konata
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>>711557235
c e i l i n g
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>>711557071
>Netherlands are next
>
>distsunyun
oh yea it probably would have, but I like the sound of this.
>sink some ship
WoWs?
>important
oh yea I got 5 tests monday and tuesday which are pretty importatnt I'd say
I just have no motivation
>>711557235
Just wondering if you uploaded that road rage video yet

>tsun yun
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>>711557275
Wrong person, but lol.

>>711557316
Crashed my car, so no rage video for a long while.
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>>711556839
Toy
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>>711556996
How's it going man, have a good sleep?
>>711557059
I thought I was the only one who like it that way, everybody I know either likes olives or doesn't like supreme at all
>>711557071
Make Everywhere Great Again
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>>711557071
Your face kind of sad.
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>>711557418
Oh seriously?
What the fuck happened?
>>711557438
Olives are fucking disgusting
Supreme isn't my favourite but I like switching things up
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>>711557425
Hey Syndra. Class today?

>>711557438
>Sleep
Nah, been at work all night. Was playing D&D all night!

>>711557674
I went too fast around a corner and understeered. It's not completely wrecked. but I'll need a new bumper most likely. And a new light FOR SURE.
>Pic very related.
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>>711557204
Oh, yeah, they used discount hair dye on you. Any other differences I should know about?

>>711557316
>That dude.
How good are his chances honestly?
>WoWs
Indeed.
>tests
What subjects?

>>711557603
How do you know? Did it leak as well?
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Ohayou
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>>711557674
Same fam, I had Hawaiian for 3 days in a row and decided I wanted some Supreme
>>711558076
Ayy, what's your character
Also drive more carefully
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>>711558076
No, it's sunday.
How are you?
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>>711548295
Bad
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>>711558180
Morning.
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>>711558076
Oh shit that is very unfortunate, especially with your current situation with money and such
How much is this going to cost you?
>>711558147
Honestly? he is number one in the polls so far, Trump helped him out quite a bit. I am psyched to vote for him comming election
Nexit boys
well have fun with that
>subejects
physics, chem, Dutch, politics and English
Honestly it is my bad for taking so many retarded classes
>>711558180
Morning Alice
sleep good?
>>711558293
I kinda had it with Hawaiian, ate that shit everytime when I was a kid
I am all about that pepperoni now
Except this local pizza place has some fine ass topings
>mfw Creamy Bacon
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Dawn
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>>711558571
Image swap, k
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>>711557059
i miss when you used to cut me
>>711558180
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>>711558316
No you
>>711558499
>Creamy bacon
That sounds disgusting but OK
I can't eat pepperoni by itself, it needs to be on a three meat or something
>>711558571
Alien sex?
>>711558590
Butt
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Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. After I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student wouldn't post here because it has been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again.
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Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. After I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student wouldn't post here because it has been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again. 2
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>>711558386
Hello
>>711558499
Good morning.
No
>>711558627
I wish I had an Ohayou
>>711558631
What's the matter, people didn't support your thread so now you have to have an autistic fit?
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Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. After I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student wouldn't post here because it has been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again. 3
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>>711558627
I don't think I ever did that, but for old times sake I guess
>
>>711558682
It is fucking amazing dude, creme fraiche and bacon. It tastes like freedom
Why not? what is wrong with pepperoni?
>>711558750
Something wrong?
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>>711558750
>TFW no Ohayou
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>>711558293
A rather strange Sorcerer. She's really quiet, shy, and seems extremely merciful. But she's quite a snake when she need be, and appears to enjoy mentally torturing prisoners (As seen by her freezing a barbarian scout, and at the end of a battle, pushing his frozen body closer and closer to the edge of a cliff that would kill him, WHILE HE WAS STILL CONSCIOUS, until the last second when she let him go free on the condition that he go to town, apologize, and face justice) before finally giving them mercy. The background I had before didn't account for this, so I've got a lot of writing to do.
>And I knoooooow. I finally understand the limits of my car, as that was the first and only time I got to test them.

>>711558313
Pretty decent, about to head home from work. Probably gunna stay up a while when I get home though.
How about you?

>>711558499
No clue. It still runs just fine, I drove it 10 miles home already! But the light needs replacing before I can drive again, since it had a burning smell coming from it when I got home. Gotta take it to a shop, but I decided I won't fix it until I'm stable on money, and I'll have $500 AFTER the repairs.
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>>711558499
>number one in the polls
>Nexit
This might actually be enough to finally destroy the EU. If France follows there is no doubt.

>Dutch
You should be able to speak it fine.
>Politics
Write MAGA all over the paper. Guaranteed win.
>English
What you are doing here is technically learning. There's nothing better than speaking a language if you want to get better at it.

Which leaves physics and chem, so only two classes.
Just remember that light is pretty fast and sometimes colorful, that stuff falls down and that electricity is a bitch.

>creamy bacon
That sounds like a haram sex move.
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>>711558750
Yeah, cause, there weren't a bunch of people supporting what I said. It's not like you virgins started dumping your autistic shit in the thread to make it 404 so that you can protect your virginity Festivals
KEK
>blow up thread with anime gay shit
>"NOBODY SUPPORTS YOU"
>it's all man babies from this thread
Very legitimate claim
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>he thinks he's married to a drawing
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>>711558750
i wish i had you
>>711558847
i miss when i used to call you discount tsundere-chan
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>>711558750
If that's not 23... Where's 23?
>jump scare
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>he tried to protect his anime role play threads
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>>711558847
Now that you've explained it I want some actually
I just don't really like it by itself, too greasy and the taste isn't all that good
>>711558875
She sounds fun but also kind of edgy
Also, I just realized I've never made a full caster before
>>711558886
>>creamy bacon
>That sounds like a haram sex move.
Laff'd
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>>711559127
Yeah all 25 people that live in his schizo head
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>>711558875
Just got back to dorms, hopefully going to go play some things with friends
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>>711558847
No, I never sleep well.
>>711558862
JUST BUT A BOTTLE OPENER YOU RETARDED CAT
>>711558995
No homo
>>711559017
Stuck behind a spam filter
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>>711559127
I posted "How do i join /stopwaifu/?" so he's not everyone
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>>711559320
RIP 23
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>>711559355
Strep one is to be too stupid to use a filter
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I want to hug the Togame
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>>711559517
Good luck filtering me next thread with constantly edited spam
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>>711559578
Same.
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>>711559517
I use a filter

>>711559590
Just don't use the filename image.jpg and you'll be fine
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>>711559517
The only way you're going to filter us next thread is if you're autistic enough to constantly edit your filter so you won't be distracted from your anime roleplay/delusional shit where you think you're married to a cartoon character that wouldn't even approach your fat disgusting neckbeard ass if she were real
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>>711558875
Yea I guess replacing the bumper isn't necessary but it's gonna suck at your /o/ meet up
When do you usually get paid?
>>711558886
Oh yea it definitely will, people are crying about the money we still are supposed to get from Greece but let's be real, not happening, I want out of this sinking ship

>Speak it fine
I wish that was the case kek
>MAGA
Oh no my prof is a leftist cuck and the subject is highly subjective
I'd rather suck his dick a bit
>Learning here
Fuck you're right, well I'm staying a bit longer then

Wow you're a god at this, what are you? Einstein's reincarnation?

I realised how lewd it sounds, but I really want creamy bacon in my mouth
>>711558995
What is stopping you?
>>711559189
Go and get it tiger, I'm sure the land of the fat has it as well
Alright well I thought you'd like greasy
>>711559320
Oh alright well I am sorry
How far into mirai Nikki are you?
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>>711559732
Or if you use image.jpg again since we can just filter filenames
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>>711559829
When the rats swim, you jump ship. They started swimming a while ago. I think the rise of the right in a lot of the EU is also accelerating the demise of it too.

I wonder how long the Schengen Agreement will hold out?
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>>711559732
Or you just hide every post indivitually

>>711559668
Well she's mine so...
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>>711560020
>being so autistic that you have to hide every post that defies your eternal virginity anime role play
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>>711559880
But then you're filtering me. Oh well, I only make one or three posts every thread
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>>711560020
I want to hug the Togame anon.
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>>711560097
Unless you talk to me, it's fine
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>>711559320
Well, I guess it's time to an hero
>>711559578
Which one is the Togame
>>711559829
Nowhere nearby has it
Dad racis mayne
>>711560097
u r dum
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>man babies loading those filters up for next thread
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>>711560072
>Being so autistic you use autistic as an insult
You do know there are different types of autism right? Or i guess not since you're so retarded
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>>711560300
Autist detected

Tell Mr. Cothran I said hi
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>>711560072
How is that autistic?

>>711560156
Thank you.

>>711560219
The white haired cutie
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>>711557438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRg_GNPUhG0

>>711559189
I can't find a bacon sex move on the internet. How can this be?!

>>711559829
>greece money
Greece literally owes Germany more gold than there is on this planet. I'm not even making this up. They still cry about reparations for ww2.
>I wish
Are you knew to the country?
>I like to suck liberal cock
That's pretty easy! Just use a lot of buzzwords and circle jerk like you do in here.
>what are you? Einstein's reincarnation?
Nah, just an engineering student.
>lewd
I wouldn't mind slamming my creamy bacon down your throat.
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>weebs scratching their greasy heads with their cheeto stained fingers trying to figure out how they gonna damage control and filter the next thread
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>>711559993
Oh yea I feel like even Britain was too late with leaving
Oh yea this Wilders guy is basically riding the refugee hate train, but it's fine by me he has some really good points besides that

I'm sorry I don't know what that is
>>711560219
Damn really? I guess the Netherlands is more free than USA, how does it feel?
>>711560555
Oh yea I heard about that, Germany is completely dicked
It reminds me of the Versailles treaty where Germany owed everyone more money than existed in the world
Actually it's probably gonna end the same with Greece having to pay nothing back

Oh no I have to write a paper and it's pretty fucking hard because our prof is like a Dutch god and finds every mistake
Oh yea it really is, I got an A+ in my paper last week because feminism
>Engineering student
Oh seriously, then I trust you
But really isn't that fucking hard?
>Lewd
That's pretty lewd man, I'd rather have it the other way around
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>>711559189
Just a little, but only to those she plans on letting go, attempting to send them onto a better path in life. Might change her background to chaotic good because of this.
Make one, they're hilarious.
>Last night, caused a barbarian encampment to kill each other because I enlarged a pig and made them believe it was a pig god.

>>711559233
Sounds like fun, any game specific?

>>711559829
Eh, I might skip out on it actually. I haven't gotten the days off yet, and with this... meh, it's better that I just kinda recluse myself into my old lifestyle for a couple months.
Wednesday nights or Thursday mornings. About $360-$400 depending on if I got any extra hours that week.
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>post YFW you realize these threads were created by a tard wrangler to keep autistic students sedated p
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>>711561377
Right now, ace of spades
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>>711561006
Le Pen in France is worth watching since Trump made it into office. As much as the left wants to gloss it over, the overall move right in politics is real right now. I don't know how many times Hungary has shook their head and basically said "I told you so" in regards to the immigration and refugee situations.

Duterte in the Phillipines is a mini-Trump, but amusing since he basically said he'll shut up about the US since Trump is a bigger dog than he is.

Japan appears to be fed up with teh economy and is looking for anything to stimulate growth, including exploring ways to make their military great again.

South Korea's Rasputin has the SK populace and the NK State agreeing on one thing: get Park out of office.

I feel like Greece is gonna get forgiven too, they'll hang onto the EU and be one of the last ones to sink, or they'll reintroduce another Drachma and it'll be utterly worthless as they try to rebuild.
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>>711560646
Top tier daki.

>>711561006
>Versailles
It ended with Germany having to start another war, or millions would have starved to death in the streets.
But we aren't milking them greeks like that, nor would they be able to do something like that. I think they should repay us with Lebensraum.

>paper
As in an analysis, prose or poems?
>A+
Thank god for the simple minded!
>isn't that fucking hard?
It's hard fucking in that 95% sausage fest.
But seriously: yes, it is somewhat difficult. Fortunately I'm mostly done with the hardest stuff.
>the other way around
Hell no, that would be gay.
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Average Waifu claimer
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>>711561788
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>>711561377
Oh but don't you enjoy going? I'd say it's worth despite it.
But farming money is a good idea as well.
Oh you get paid every week? That's a nice amount though should get it fixed pretty soon
>>711561788
Oh yea I hope France gets out of here as well, just leave Germany in this cuckass continent
that sounds good, finally a change in the world I like
>SK Rasputin
does he have a 30 cm dick?
I feel like whatever Greece does they are pretty much doomed
>>711561805
>repay us with lebensraum
that made me kek, fourth Reich? I'd fight for that

I have 3 hours to write an essay about a random subject
sounds easy but i suck under pressure
>sausage fest
Oh yea I heard about that shit kek.
What year are you in?
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>>711548295
My waifu is dead, i miss her everyday :(
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