Why do we let these cancerous Waifu threads happen?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Why do we let these cancerous Waifu threads happen?
ok what would you do to stop it ?
>>711552702
You're probably just thirsty for replies, but.
It's not against the rules to post waifu claiming threads on /b/. If you think it should, then you're on the wrong board.
>>711553269
I have several ideas but they involve collaboration from other anons. And in this era of newfags and repetitive cancer threads, nobody wants to come together to get anything done
.
>>711553471
>ex waifu-fag
the threads became too cancerous for me to handle about a month ago.
whats your plan?
and how do you think it will be better than anything thrown at them before?
>>711554579
Traitor!
>>711553289
i'm not OP but I'm realy annoyed by those threads. they are not against the rules but there is a level of spamming of those in such a level that it should be removed in a containement board or something. but they are not alone, trump threads, YLYL with bananas, porn threads when there is /gif/ just for that, etc...
Okay /b is for shitpost but there is a level of spamming that should be taken into consideration for reforming this board
>>711554694
kek, im just curious. who said i was gonna help.
i know anything i try against you is useless.
>>711554579
Living meme
thanks for the laugh
>>711554714
What spam? The only spam is when people try to stop the threads, but all that is contained within the thread
>>711554579
Oh look its the drama queen
>>711552702
Cirno claimu!
QOTT: What would you do on a cold winter day with your waifu?
Probably snuggle up in a warm blanket, but not too warm, b/c ice, you know.
Just a cozy room temperature.
Drink some slightly more-than-lukewarm hot cocoa.
Right after a snowball fight.
Then watch the snow and turn on some Christmas lights.
>>711554579
We need to spam them, hard. We need to come together and literally bombard them with cascades of annoying, lengthy spam, thread after thread. We need to make fake threads for when those threads hit image cap, let them take refuge there, and then delete them. There are many types of repetitive cancer threads on this "random" board. We need to start with Waifu, and move on to trap, FB fap, Loli, etc.
>>711555158
Is that what we do now? We cringe these other faggots out of their own hate threads? Because I can totally do that.
>>711555244
>We need to start with Waifu
Why start with waifu?
>and move on to trap, FB fap, Loli, etc.
Why kill everything else as well?
People are making these threads here because they got no other place to do it. If you don't fancy them, use filters.
Let's bring back gore spamming like in the days of yore. I've been thinking about this too anons.
>Face's of /b/
>Cock rate
>Blatant gay porn
>Traps
>Fb fap
>Cuck threads
>Shota
Not my lolis or ss though fuck you.
>Furfags can go to /trash/ so that too
>Area code hookups
>Ylyl, how are those even a thing? It's a bunch of normies sharing Facebook-tier garbage memes and bananas they saw on iFunny.
Anyone else wanna add to this.
If enough anons do it, we'll reach the image limit in no time. They can take this shit to /trash
>>711554579
>>711554714
>>711555244
>>711555244
If you are going to do the fake thread thing pls atleast use the actual filenames
>>711555275
post pantsu faggot
>>711555275
Kawaii pic, Shiro-chan!
OwO
>>711554777
check'ed
>>711555396
>supports Loli
>is such an autist he thinks anything normal or "Facebook tiers is automatically funny because it defies his outcast lifestyle
I'm OP but I'm trying to end the reign of autistic man children, not collaborate with them. We get rid of the Loli threads too or we go our own separate ways
>>711555593
*not funny
>>711555396
GUYS LETS BRING BACK THE DAYS WHERE ALL 4CHAN DID WAS RAIDS AND GORE AND SPAM AND CHILD PORN.
This was never 4chan you fucking newfag.
>>711555396
>Not my lolis or ss though fuck you
This.
We need more ss. Make /b/ great again
>>711552702
Why are you not on reddit?
>>711555593
>Get rid of loli
Why?
This is the only board it can be posted on
>YFW you realize OP wants Waifu threads to end because he is Mr. Cothran, a high school retard wrangler who makes the threads to keep his autistic students sedated
Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. After I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student wouldn't post here because it has been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again.
Jk this is a pasta I wrote to spam them with
>>711555434
>>711555446
B-be gentle with me, oni-chan. Kya~ ＾▽＾
>>711555831
>jk
Yeah because I would've believed it if you didn't say jk.
Only a fool.
>thinking 3d > 2d
>not having a 2d waifu
Normies... Normie scum everywhere
>>711555745
I never said that faggot. I just said gorespam.
>>711555593
Eh okay I can go to a hentai site for Loli. I just thought we should give it a pass because it's not allowed on any other board.
And I take it you browse ylyl too don't you. I say Facebook tier because it's shit. Sorry I don't think pic related and "haha memes harambe xd" is funny.
>>711555798
>>711555780
Thanks anons
>>711555745
THE GOD, 4chan is for bored people, so YLYL caturdays or other shits was present
>>711555905
Oh, I see, Shiro, you want to play a game?
I've been working on this new one for a while. It's something only we can play together. No one else would understand.
;-)
If people didn't want them here they wouldn't exist here
>>711555979
Are you really that closed off to the world that you think anyone seriously used "xD" unironically anymore?
Whee
>>711556067
Not the case. You socially retarded man children post them non stop, regardless of the fact that /b/ sees you as a cringe thread. You're so autistic that despite already being shit posted and spammed, you still do it non stop, your autism compels you to claim a drawing as your wife, and a lot of people have had enough
>>711555979
Yeah, cool. Still oblivious to the fact that 4chan was never that cool underground place you think it to be.
>>711556071
Nigger if you're going to try and argue over menial bullshit instead of form a plan then fuck off.
>>711556071
>Are you really that closed off to the world
>because people use xD in real life
>>711556173
I never said or thought any of what you're implying faggot. Kill yourself.
>>711556146
If anyone really cared as much as you they'd join your 'cause' without being asked to. That's how this works, 4chan is not your personal army.
End the reign of autistic man children on this board.
>>711556146
YLYL are more cancerous
Waifu claiming threads are actually pretty chill and not uncivilized with niggers chimping out all the time (90% of /b/)
Though I never really did go into waifu threads
>>711556146
Spammed by one person. A very salty idiot.
Oh, and /b/ may be a hive mind, but it's not indivitual. If they don't like it they ignore it
Post moat cute waifus
>>711556369
>>711556369
Best waifu
>>711556039
*pomf*
W-what are we going to do on the bed?
>>711556302
>implying people haven't tried before or are still trying
It's not just me, but /b/ isn't organized enough to do something of this scale. Because of newfags who say "NYPA". Like or not people on here really did use to come together to get shit done even thought it was retarded Internet bullshit but still, we are too infested with repetitive cancer. This board has become a database for virgins to collect images to rub their tiny dicks on their body pillows at night, and I won't have it
>>711556454
Here come the ass-blasted frustrated weaboos trying to damage control their autistic anime role play threads
>>711552702
Porn threads and Facebook fap threads are just as bad
Just spam the shit out of them and use sage
>>711556507
You sound so attatched to /b/ like you feel like you own it. What a fucking neckbearded faggot defending his only home from harmless threads. There is a reason 4chan has a filter. Get rid of your extra chromosomes and use it
>>711556507
>this thread
>>711556645
>butt hurt weaboo who thinks he's married to a cartoon character detected
>>711556454
>>711556513
Super cute waifu is super cute
owo whats this
>>711556507
Yeah, there are times when people do band together, but asking for help is asking for a personal army. Like I said, if enough people gave a fuck, waifu specific threads would have never started. You aren't special, friend.
>>711552702
lol yeah, the Waifu threads are the *only* cancer in /b/
>>711556682
Faggot detected
What a good argument. Was I correct?
>People like things i dont like!!!!
>>711556843
>hurr durr manbaby something something girlfriend job real life
Am I doing this right?
>>711556789
Read the whole thread before you reply faggot.
>>711556504
*whispering*
Well, Shiro, the rules are pretty simple
1) I have a gamepiece right here
*puts your hand in my pants*
2) This is your gamepiece
*slips hand between your legs; touches nub*
3) Gameplay goes like this: I need to use your analog stick to open your gate. Then, my knight needs to ride in to accept the quest.
*slowly manipulating your analog stick*
4) When I get in to accept the quest, we will need to work together to complete the magic ritual.
Oh yes, and the only way to lose this game is for the ritual to be one-sided. So, as " ", we're going to have to practice good teamwork, Shiro-chan.
Are you up to it?
Begin? [Y/N]
>>711556916
Fucking.
>>711556916
I want to have sex with ohio
>>711556916
mansfield fag reporting in.
Ontario part. $$$
>>711556950
REEEE
Newfag you cannot stop threads you don't like, if you cannot tolerate a platform which allows free discussion of all topics you can always fuck off
>>711552702
>>711553471
I think the answer to your question is that /b/ has become popular with people who want to claim waifus and shit.
The demographic has changed. People who come here now are into celebrities, cuckolding, black cocks, traps, waifus and male chastity. Oh and people with really shit senses of humour if the ylyl threads are anything to judge by.
You only fight it by spamming the threads so people get bored and leave. That's why you get Spider-Man and banana spam posts. People reading the thread get bored because all they see is bananas and Spider-Man, and the threads die. But there aren't enough people who dislike the things I listed above to fight it. Because most people are into that stuff now around here.
>>711556963
>make anti waifu thread
>waifu claimers start ERP
>go cries to 'girlfriend'
>butt hurt weebs spamming pics to defend their virginity festival threads
>being such a lonely autist that you convince yourself you're married to a drawing
>>711557118
damage control
>>711557118
>being such a autist you start a thread to spam other threads
>>711557118
gay
>>711557089
>implying there aren't at least 2 other boards for this downright Asperger's syndrome anime obsession
>>711557104
>You only fight it by spamming the threads so people get bored and leave
>le 4chan god
thats exactly what wedid here
OP got butthurt and left
>showing how butt hurt you are by posting your autistic cartoons here
Yeah this thread clearly doesn't bother you guys haha
CC stopped responding.
Are you all happy now!?!
I've been browsing reddit for years, I think I know how 4chan works prffft.
>>711557292
yes
>>711557199
It doesn't matter. What matters is that we allow free discussion of any topic, either scroll past, hide threads or filter them with an extension
>>711557272
Nah, I'll be back. I'm at work because I'm not a fat man child like Waifu claimers. On my lunch break I'm spamming the fuck out of your cancerous cartoon wife circle jerk threads. Continue on with your damage control while you cry over your gaming keyboard and post these autistic images of cartoon little girls that you think you're married too because it's the closest you will ever come to having a sex life you permavirgins
>>711557398
i'll spam with you babe
Never change you spastic shitlords <3
>>711555244
You mean like spiderman spamming in Loli? Doesn't seem to be working...
>>711557398
>Being this butthurt from a thread you made
Have fun with your shitty job at McDonald's faggot
>>711557466
y-you too
>>711557353
To be fair, rule 13. But drawthreads, namesync, I'm sure the furfags and loli fags do it too.
So yeah, don't like it? Get some tendies and nut the fuck up.
Fuckkkkkk.... I was actually liking this. I don't usually ERP, but when I do I get abandoned?
God dammit...
Posting 2hou
>>711557521
kek even against the avatarfags they cannot win, namesync and 7 proxies are enough to continue
>>711556963
>>711557672
It surprises and scares me at the same time how good you are at this shit.
Also it probably makes me cringe more than it does the op. Isn't there anything else we can do?
>this is, unfortunately an 'N'
Sorry, sweetie T_T.
>>711557687
post tewi
>>711557672
*hugs*
>>711557753
Dont have a folder of her
>>711557687
best anime
>trying this hard to protect your virginity threads
>>711557727
Nice pic.
I've got 8 proxies AND browse in incognito, BEAT THAT.
I hate being on a 1mbps connection
>>711557838
>samefagging this hard hoping for a reply
ill bite this low tier b8
>>711557838
cept all the cool chicks like the same shit as me
>>711557735
Eh, forget it. This was the only thing stopping me from taking a nap.
I'll try to rest for a little while before I get up and do more homework.
>>711558148
Well, there goes my dick
>>711558249
Make sure that you are always harder than your homework. Don't let the education system beat you; beat it off instead!
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>>711558445
>>711558471
>>711558490
>>711558565
>>711558583
>>711558601
>>711558625
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
My father...was a jew...and a fiend.
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>>711558445
LOST
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>>711558688
but, the lawyer was probably also a jew... who unlikely was working pro-bono.
So, he'd make money instead
Conspiracy much?
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I was gonna make this thread hit 300, but then I accidentally reloaded the page and lost 30+ captchas and enough text to make the thread hit autosage.
It's dead anyway
>>711558911
Waifus dead
>>711558911
Nice digits
>>711559092
hes fucking dead
>>711559154
Dead thread redemption 2
>>711559154
Look how serious is this stuff.
Stopwaifu is dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
wow, the thread is still up.
i went and brought a new coat and this is still up.
have to say, im disappointed in /waifu/.
this would of 404'd by now
>>711559368
Some people have so much hate that they don't realize what "privilege" means. You did the best you could he is likely ok but if his card is up then he got out of the frying pan before you did.
>>711559684
ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
>>711559622
I would have made it 404, but I was bored
>>711559823
you really are getting sloppy
>>711559771
Timestamp
fine
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>>711559622
>im disappointed in /waifu/.
>this would of 404'd by now
What were you expecting?
If togame didn't start spamming it would have been dead by now
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>>711560353
Trufact
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>>711560353
i was expecting it to hit post limit.
i guess i could use this time to read the generic replies i got.
>>711552702
>Why do we let these cancerous Waifu threads happen?
The same reason we let these cancerous normie threads happen?
k bored now
hAhaHAhahA
he thinks spamming them will stop them. fucking idiot.
>>711560630
Eh, what?
>>711560630
Let me play you the faggot song. Everyone but faggots can hear it.
>>711560695
>>711555244
i used your trip cuz im lazy
>>711560767
Yeah, if someone can spam correctly then it can be really annoying
>>711560765
could you play it a bit more quiet.
im trying to listen to ignorant fools.
>>711560914
Kek
>plays it on the world's smallest violin
>>711560903
the only way i could think of to stop /waifu/ is to create a new circle jerk around role playing and hugging and shit.
it would, in theory, move all the shit into something different.
>>711561035
thanks man.
and you should practice a bit more, that last note was a bit rough
>>711561057
>the only way we can stop it is change the name
Fuken genius.
>>711561057
It's hard to think of a scenario where it dies off. Quite frankly I think it has cementated itself by this point
>>711561192
thanks man.
though if that did happen i would return to /waifu/
probably a lot of originals would too.
>>711561257
oh it cant be stopped completely anymore, there will always be op.
im just talking about removing most of the shit
>>711561395
110% sarcasm, anon.
>>711555831
I pissed my self laughing and woke my wife up when I googled "Mr Cothran retard wrangler" and this was the no one result
https://sites.google.com/site/socialstudiesmrcothran/
TOPPEST OF KEKS ANON.
>>711561607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhztwhYWESU
>>711561783
Just get. The weed. In. The bag. Soicanleave. Haha there we go!
>>711562106
wait a minute man, need to smoke this thing.
>>711562478
>ollies the fuck out and doesn't flake on his high school piece due to weedanoia
/movie
>>711562768
that would be a shit movie and you know it
>>711562933
FML but it'd be a mediocre good porn. He has costumes. Miri makes a gratuitous cameo.
>>711563085
that it would, but i think his character would have to be tweaked and if it goes wrong he could sound like a huge dickhead.
>>711563306
Or just make the dealer a lot darker and suddenly it's Requiem 2
>>711563493
oh shit, yea. its starting to sound better now
>>711563694
Seth needs to play in a super serious move. I always feel like his acting is underbid
>>711563810
yea, but i think that's what he's going for.
>/b/ conspiring
>tfw
you can always ignore shit you dislike
>>711563966
The "robin Williams" strategy. Bold move cotton, let's see if it pays off
>>711564276
have a look through the thread.
>>711564336
i doubt it will, but there is always the chance.
>>711564276
>sjws parading the streets
>just close your eyes
You can leave.
>>711564456
>not even standind up for the newfags
>calling me sjw
I'm all on /b/ for the rekt/ylyl I dont like furry/trap shit either. Just some friendly neighbour advice but now you may leave.
>>711564764
>proving my own advice doesn't work 1 minute after I gave it
Priceless
>>711564949
yousureshowedme.jpg
>>711565142
When the last response is more important than looking like an idiot, keep posting!
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