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>>711346648
*bites cocktana*
NUMNUM TIME 4 CUM
Give 'em a good fucking.
Rape/date with golden flowers
>post linking to this thread got quads
>the OP is singles
ur shit sf
More like this.
>>711346863
Please don't post the dick bite one again
>>711346971
.....you called?
;3
>>711346830
I've had a weird get week
>>711347049
The universe will settle down sooner or later.
>average Trump supporter
>>711346377
You're going to shove that big fat cock, dripping with pre-cum into my hot slobbering mouth anon?
That's terrible!
Alright, any whores from the last thread looking to stuffed still?
>>711347262
Or bend you over, holding you down against your will while your rump gets that hard fucking it deserves, you insubordinate.
>>711346971
I didnt post that one. And cringe btw.
>>711347120
right?
>>711347240
can confirm I look precisely like this, #twinks4trump
>>711346863
>>711347739
panda panda panda panda
What could this be, I wonder?
>>711347739
>nigger
get out
>>711347632
I don't expect the current crymate to last more than a week
Maybe 2, if a few black dudes get shot by cops
>>711347924
panda asses matter
>>711348027
>crymate
10/10 word holy shit
>>711347921
A traitorous lion against the wolf master race.
>>711348130
wolves are ok
>>711348299
I love Shepherds~
;)
new red is the manliest looking son of a bitch in pokemon history but blue is NOT that swole
>>711348476
Looks like someone's excited for their top...
>>711348669
hi hi qt
>>711348728
i love blue
>>711348798
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>711348063
I figured it was fitting. The reaction has been utterly ridiculous
All those over-entitled uni students with rich parents in California seriously thinking that Trump being elected means States lose all autonomy and racists, sexists and gaybashers will be totally free from constraints of law is fucking retarded
also;
>>711348916
Californian uni student. Can confirm, people are freaking the fuck out over nothing.
>>711348916
Did I show you this one? It's maybe the best example of this ever. The last post is by a white guy, the three posts above it are all black people.
> all these universities having crying sessions and optional mid-terms
THE YEAR IS 2022.. CYBORG VICE PRESIDENT MIKE "RAT HUNTER" PENCE ROAMS THE COUNTRY IN SEARCH OF DEGENERATE BOTTOM FEEDERS. HIS MASSACRE IS UNENDING, HIS HATRED FUELING HIM TO TAKE MORE LIVES..
>>711349128
man I'd like some optional midterms
>>711349181
Same here, had a thermo exam this morning, woke up with a migraine, and it still has yet to subside.
Should I purchase a pro-Trump good to hang in the common room?
>>711349172
Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
Mike "Pulse shooter part 2" Pence
Mike "Eat a cock, get a shock" Pence
>>711349372
yes absolutely
>>711349128
Optional midterms?
Suddenly I am stricken with unimaginable grief and fear over Trump's presidency!
>>711349422
hey, dumping trump comic
Actually that vice president DOES seem like a loony.
>>711349108
A friend of mine linked an article to me about a trans suicide hotline which apparently has been overwhelmed since the result. He's actually a hardcore lib uni graduate in california living off his parents so that's a bit of a laugh
His discussions with me are always funny, because this is part of the group of friends I have who think I'm a girl. So he thinks I am a gay woman from an extreme poverty background and he is afraid to play any of the usual cards.
>>711349422
The best one I saw was Mike "watt watt in the butt" Pence
>>711349488
>watt watt in the butt
11/10
Honestly pence is clearly a christian, socially conservative guy but it's silly to worry about.
>>711349481
yeah kaen linked that jawn to me on facebook, it's amazing
Nigga they look like they're ripping off the fucking Legend of Koizumi AND Jojos Bizarre Adventure
>>711349600
>>711349660
FRORIDA SUMASHU!!!!!!!!
>>711349600
Mike "Like it in the crapper? You get the zapper" Pence
also yeah that's the joke nef
>>711349422
What should I hang up?
>>711349660
Well...yeah.
>>711349785
The lion trump icon.
very funny comic
>>711349766
Mate you can't rip off the Legend of Koizumi, it's impossible to get more out-there than that.
It has the Japanese Prime Minister and a robot fighting Super-Aryan Hitler and his superior race on the Moon. Anything after that is going to feel small
>>711349852
where would I obtain such a thing?
>>711350223
Oh I thought you were just printing a piece of paper or poster or something. Idk about hangable trump swag, I just have the hat.
>>711350396
I could just superglue it to something...
anyway gtg, got class
>>711350628
bye sweetie
>>711350676
But i'm still here
>female asriel
why
>>711350894
I can tell
>>711350920
naw, it's just curvy in an impossible way
haven't you ever looked at furry porn?
>>711351000
Can you?
>>711351000
There is no way that is a dude.
Also the left arm looks longer than the right
>>711351098
Mostly, my eyesight's kinda bad. Tell me about bane.
Hey
>>711351175
it's a shit drawing, is what it is, but again, furry porn does this all the time and gives men unbelievably impossible proportions and calls them femboys
>>711351185
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>711351259
Hey rinik, america's great again dude
>>711351332
because he's a big guy.
>>711351098
Why does he wear the mask?
>>711351098
I've come to Santa Prisca looking for Pyscho Pirate, Bane has him. Tell me where he is.
>>711351371
He's a masked fluff dood
>>711351525
Trump is? Or bane? They're both big guys
>>711351371
Yeah I couldn't help but hear. Facebook got a lot less political now at least.
How is life, liberty, and the occasional pursuit of gluttony?
>>711351448
Because he ate too much fluffy butt
>>711351683
Wait, your facebook is LESS political now? My facebook is literally nothing but people saying it's the end of the world
I want floppy dicks all over my face.
>>711351869
Floppy disks?
Man, those things are old
>>711351869
Why floppy? Why not hard ones in your mouth?
I want to kiss goatboy
>>711351743
Yeah it seems like it got really bad for the first like 36 hours with Hillary supports whining and blaming third party voters. Now I just see occasional smug memes from the Trump supporters.
At least there is less political shit I have to fact check now.
Also I have two newish kittens that im gonna start to take pictures of and post.
I want goatboy to put things in my butt
>>711352122
Yay, free kissies
>>711352287
Why only goatboy? :(
>>711352285
Ah see that's the difference: you have trump supporters on your facebook. I do not.
>>711352347
he was topical, I want lots of people to put things in my butt.
>>711352287
I want goatboy to put seomthing on my face
>>711352347
Don't feel excluded. Feel free to rub my prostate until I squirm like a good puppy at any time.
>>711352386
I'll put stuff in your butt
And give kissies and golden flowers after
>>711352386
you disgusting whore
>>711352467
what something
>>711352517
golden flowers might be SLIGHTLY too lewd
>>711352539
yeah I really am the worst
>>711352603
the cave story in the window is neat
>>711352670
then more stuff in your butt instead
>>711352670
benis
>>711352795
is benis actually a portmanteau of balls and penis?
>>711352786
perfect yes
>>711352955
Sure, lets go with that!
>>711352955
You down for some rp/erp with stuff getting put in butts perhaps?
>>711353012
it just seems appropriate given the image
>>711353042
absolutely not
>>711353071
:C
How about cuddles?
>>711352505
Ooh, that sounds like fun.
>>711352386
Yeah there are a lot of people who support Trump in Ohio so I had to accept reality before the primaries even started.
Now that the images are small enough and my phone is done being a twat. This is Ditty
>>711353937
I go to college in Philadelphia, I am THE trump supporter. Like, the only one. And I pretend not to be at work and in most of my classes. It's lovely.
She's adorable. I'm out dude work just ended.
>>711353937
Boop his snoot for me
>>711354124
I assumed their gender
>>711354106
I go to college in California. Talk about being the only Trump supporter.
This one is Schweedy
>>711354106
Peace out. Good luck and go make America great again.
>>711354106
I want that Asriel's "chaos saber" ;3
>>711354124
snoot is boop
>>711354480
Me is satisfied
>>711348130
>Edgy teenager commissioned art
Plz die
>>711354233
Ditty is actually a girl, yeah. It's okay I swing both ways when it comes to snoots.
>>711354721
Would you boop my snoot?
>>711346829
This is relevant to my interest
>>711355157
I am a bit of a snoot slut
>>711355298
Are you interested in rape and flower gifts? :3
>>711355336
Can you make me your boop slut? :P
>>711352108
Hmmmmm yes please
>>711355553
I'd be happy to provide~
>>711355546
I'm interested in being plummer and hammered by a strong furry top while I'm helpless, used and humiliated ;)
>>711355872
Hm, you seem like a good little fluffy slut :3
>>711355546
I dunno I have a lot of booping going around as is...
>>711355936
I'll pay you with kissies~
>>711355872
Sounds like something I'd love to do to you.
>>711355872
>>711356062
Hey, i called dibs first~
Unless..
He can take both..
>>711356062
Oh~~~ now you are making me hard ...would you cum in my ass and mouth, master? Please!
>>711356207
You get one end, I get the other?
>>711356262
stop
>>711356262
I'd rough you up, give you the punishment your rump deserves, and force you to suck me and please me afterwards.
That is if my friend here decides not to share.
>>711356207
Would definitely love to be a slave for both of you. Have to logoff now :( bye, and thanks .... I'll dream about you,. While my hard little dick is pulsing, but no one allowed me to cum, so I won't... I need to earn that, maybe tomorrow...
This has become an emetic thread.
>>711356505
>straight
get outta here hothead
>>711356535
See you tomorrow. Perhaps you can earn it then.
>>711356571
Hey thar.
>>711356535
Awh
You're such a good little slut~
>>711356778
I'm kinda new around here, but I've seen you around in a few threads before. How are you doing?
>>711356913
Of course you have. Everybody notices that gay goat with the big blue eyes.
Anyway, I'm doing okay.
>>711357027
You're such a cute goat.
I'd love to feed you nomnoms from the palm of my hand ^w^
>>711354246
I go to college in the bay area and there are a decent amount here. not the majority by far
>>711357189
I don't take food from strangers.
>>711357557
*feeds flowers*
>>711357557
Do you take hugs and cuddles from strangers?
>>711357189
Feed him your dick.
>>711357764
I'll feed him my cummies
Shh
>>711357456
Down south, doesn't surprise me one bit that it's especially up north. How's it been up north in general, are people rioting in the streets?
>>711357557
Do you take dicks from strangers?
>>711357694
Woo, force-feeding
>>711357709
No
>>711357926
No
bump
>>711358478
Then i'll just pet you
>>711358478
*pets the cuti goat.
Hey Para
petting is rape
>>711358992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhC-aOMfz_k
>>711359058
what a choon khat rhythm ken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScVfwoKIWds
>>711359179
I'm sorry I don't speak cherokee
>>711358890
DO YOU SUCK DICKS
>>711359351
that's a pretty racist thing to say. the cherokee language does not really sound like that regardless.
>>711358890
You're on too early.
>>711359416
did you just assume my sexuality
>>711359494
What if I did?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLuxfihubiU
>>711359446
Shit man I don't know what injun languages sound like
Besides, being racist is like Australia's national sport.
>>711346648
>cocktana
Anyone wanna give eachother buttrubs?
>>711359782
*rubs
>>711359484
It's the morning and a saturday.
It rained last night so i can mow the lawn or do the garden. time for gmaes.
>>711359601
i'm now watching a video on the cherokee language and these people have a very texan accent in english and it makes for strange transitions
>>711359782
I'm giving hunnibuns buttrubs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF7vnx479Gw
>>711359917
Well see, my comments have given you a wider understanding of the native people. I am a saint.
>>711359937
>>711359809
*rubs back*
UwU those are some nice buttrubs
>>711360039
australians cannot be saints.
>>711360121
You're not hunnibuns.
>>711360163
You've clearly never heard of Saint Irwin
>>711360294
neither has google.
http ://www.xnxx com/video-8ia7x52/freaky_bathroom
>>711360257
I still like the buttrubs
And i still rub your butt
Deal with it
Bitch.......I'm sorry
>>711360369
Relying on Google for everything will be your downfall.
>>711360409
That's rape.
>>711360121
wanna continue rubs in private?
>>711360501
That's rape you enjoy, you slut~
You like rough butt rubbing don't you?
>>711360498
the alternative is relying on an australian and i simply couldn't stomach that.
>>711360629
Relying on an Australian saint though. Only fedora-tippers and muslim extremists wouldn't listen to me. Are you an atheist terrorist or something?
>>711360782
do not tell me you are saint irwin himself come.
>>711360935
Gosh no, Saint Irwin is now tackling crocodiles up in heaven. I'm Saint Hotvedt, the patron saint of shitposting.
>>711361055
a boy can dream.
>>711361236
You can meet Saint Irwin when you renounce your homosexuality on your death bed
>>711361351
dreams.. shattered
>>711361448
Don't worry, I'm sure hell is cool too
It should be cool, the Cubs won a world series.
Stop with the saints and shit
Being gay is a sin
You're all lil fluffy sinners
And i'll punish you all ;3
>>711361677
do u fukin mind
>>711361677
I'm totally straight and in no way lust for dicks.
how do you have a wife and children, really
the wonders of teen pregnancy
guys my spilled a cola on my white t-shirt, any way to get it off?
do NOT tell me samjam was a mistake
>>711362144
Make shirt fully coca color
>>711362251
Yeah. Both kids were a mistake. Samjam was conceived at 16
Shit man I'm only 27 and she's in her double digits.
Mistake sounds a bit harsh. Sounds like regret. Maybe accident?
>>711362765
Only 27
accident also sounds bad. simply say they were unintended miracles.
>>711362765
how did you fuck a woman with a lust for dick set deeply in your heart and how do you rationalize that lust now
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5823831ee84b0
>>711362862
Get outta here, junior
>>711362904
I would in no way have gay sex IRL even if I wasn't married. Perfect cute femmy dudes do not exist in the way they exist in drawn pictures.
So it's really no more than a porn fetish that doesn't translate to real life. I didn't even have the internet til after that incident so there was no opportunity for a dick lust to take root inside my heart
>>711363327
I mean, you're kinda old to spend your time in this place
>>711363750
What else am I gonna do between 10pm and 6am?
>>711363904
Sleep?
>>711363904
I mean 10 pm is a little early but 11 pm is completely reasonable
>>711363750
buddy, the mid 2ks firstwave internet denizens are going to get older, and they're not going to stop using the internet
>>711363327
oh so you're katia-tier gay.
>>711364207
I work night shift, I sleep around 9am - 5pm or so
>>711364276
Well there just ain't shit to do here after 9pm, except work out. I ain't working out for 8 hours on my days off.
>>711364336
No Katia's life isn't a cock carnival because he's socially awkward. IIRC he and SF were touching dicks or something.
I'm more like "thinks traps are hot" gay or the Wall of Shame gay
i wanna ride the cock carnival
>>711364657
you gotta be atleast this gay
*raises hand above you*
>>711364492
they live cross country and have probably never touched dicks.
yea that's katia-tier gay, i mean the guy gets really offended when anyone posts men with muscles instead of women with penises.
