Dom, pet my tail.
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Dom, pet my tail.
pets your tail
i miss alabama
>>710467163
He knew about it from the get go, but it took a while before he saw it on the adspace
You should go there with me.
I might be able to go back in a year if I don't move to the coast.
>>710467141
Sure, the environment itself probably. But there's all those animals there, they're I believe called, Alabamans?
>>710467160
Yes.
>>710467265
sleepy peepies
>>710467337
was it pretty expensive?
>>710467276
woof me?
>>710467302
what colour are they
>>710467450
nope. not sleepy
>>710467388
i knew it
>>710467493
i will show you n steam
i enjoyed southern culture
>>710467493
come to bed son, it's nice and warm.
>>710467493
Roughly two hours pay, and I had more money to blow back then
>>710467371
i only visit for in-laws now. hopefully i can end up back there, it's my kind of place.
>>710467633
And we can hang out, right?
I mean, who doesn't enjoy a little bit of deliberate ignorance and intense xenophobia?
But seriously, I do like the fact that Southern Culture is so intertwined with a sort of death worship.
>>710467559
You should change that.
>>710467450
>Alice in chains
mah nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJzrVtioigo
>>710467493
Woof you and then ride you until the sun comes up~
>>710467711
no. you can just be a chauffer.
>>710467791
dont think i can
>>710467006
I'm sure for enough money you could get a steak or something even if the are protected
>>710467331
Not really familiar with that one
>>710467711
it is unknown. always unknown. what would you wish to do?
>>710467559
nice
>>710467614
nu, I don't wanna
>>710467618
so would that just have shown up for anyone to see?
>>710467806
that would be a good way to spend the night~
not all southerners are stereotypical southerners. it is kind of funny watching younger, liberaler southern kids wrestle with the schism.
>>710467973
Shwo you my n64 games and beat you at them.
>>710468039
>not all southerners are stereotypical southerners
Can confirm as a Georgian. But I'm slowly becoming more of that stereotype.
>>710468025
But since you're not here I guess I'll have to settle for fapping and then sleeping by myself.
>>710468025
But I've got a nice warm chest for you to rest on and I can grind my pelvis against your rump.
>>710468113
Cute! Are you a bottom?
>>710468286
No. I'm very small and kinda slim, but I'm most dominant. Depends on the person really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es8gJpqp3Y8
>>710468163
well we could always share~
>>710468231
I've got warm blankets and a couple of people I already want to grind against
>>710468066
you would definitely beat me at every game. i am a "contemporary gamer"
i wish buttigger was here
>>710468395
Share~?
>>710468545
I'm not him, but I do love me some tigers.
>>710468395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iIGGiejBKY
I'm aware it's a stereotype. Currently the American South has the most integration in their school system while New York has the least.
>>710467895
Or I could arrange a trip and accidentally catch one.
>>710467884
You won't know until you try.
>>710468545
he'll probably show up in a half hour or so
>>710468605
some cute pics somewhere else
>>710468649
its a small comfort. thank you
>>710468704
I'd be doing that if it wasn't burning anyways
>>710468730
how do i be less grodey
>>710468735
ughhhhhhhhhhh too long
>>710468362
That is the kind of house I want to live in.
>>710467278
>being a muslim
I bet you rarely get your load inside of anyone.
Damn I wish I was a big, bara tiger with a glorious mane.
>>710468771
Of course. Have another.
>>710468735
Maybe tomorrow when I don't look like shit and don't have class in 7 hours.
>>710467252
Dom died in season one, morons.
>>710468916
those tentacles look spoopy
>>710468839
if only he wasn't so far away in australia
>>710468923
we'll have a fun weekend
>>710468994
I like spoopy.
>>710469015
i cri abot it
>>710467895
It made a splash a year or so ago, but the hype died down after the studio hit some issues. The game is a 3rd person arena game where teams duke it out to score enough points to fuel their bigass monster, so it can attack the other team's bigass monster.
>>710469050
got cheetahs?
>>710468839
Try not bathing in leachate?
>>710469143
no can do
>>710469141
I don't think so. I just sort by artist, so I have no idea.
>>710469090
>tfw you'll never get to feel his muscles
>>710469015
<3 I'll talk to you later on Bnet then, good night.
>>710469215
oh :c
>>710469249
it makes me cri even more
>>710469166
Just try it for a week. Instead of bathing in water that has percolated very slowly through a landfill, bath in regular water. It's easy, not hard. I said it's easy, not hard.
>>710469310
Sorry.
>>710469346
this is hard
>>710469375
that cute
>>710469305
nite nite
>>710469310
so sad
>>710469445
IT'S EASY, NOT HARD! I SAID IT'S EASY, NOT HARD!
>>710469445
That pic is one of the ones that got me into bara. This being another. >>710469050
Something about cuddling with a big, fluffy tiger or wolf is really cute to me.
>>710469501
I have a pretty mane.
>>710469577
>pretty mane
TAQUITO!!!!!
>>710469679
what
>>710469564
hard like candy
>>710469577
hes cool~
>>710469649
>>710469800
Okay.
>>710470009
I'm envious! Nice!
>>710469947
hold me so I'm not so sad
>>710469947
Hard Candy is a terrible movie.
>>710470116
Thanks. I just took another one because I'm bored. I quite like this one.
>>710470137
we can embrace and make smores
>>710470142
i dont know what that is but im talking about candy
>>710470290
Strangers with Candy? That's a great franchise.
Dash, anything for me in here, or should i just stay away before i hurt myself.
Kitty, I'm cold.
>>710470260
Not bad.
I should post drawings now though before the thread derails.
>>710470402
I dunno. Post your body first and I'll tell you, you tall, sexy viking.
>>710470290
mmmm~ cuddling and gooey food
>>710470445
hey snarf
>>710470397
idk. i actually dont like hard candy. i prefer softer stuff.
>>710470445
wrap yourself in warm fresh bread
>>710470513
whats not to like?
>>710470513
I'm cold.
>>710470556
Licorice and caramel are good.
Oh. I forgot, I'm going to be training someone tomorrow. My manager told me today that the newest hire was coming in so I'm gonna be showing her the ropes as far as drinks go.
>>710470556
Like Mambas?
>>710470472
ehhhh
ima get out
<3
>>710470655
I was joking, but alright. I'll make an sfur thread if you are willing to post because the last one I made died.
>>710470556
it will be fantastic
>>710470589
do you need someone to cuddle
>>710470721
nah, it's too late. I'm tired but not sleepy.
but ill be sleepy soon.
Prolly see you tomorrow.
>>710470603
not a fan of licorice. caramel is nice
>>710470644
what kinds of drinks?
mambas are good.
>>710470723
mmm
>>710470821
i like your taste
>>710470721
>sfur thread
Just post the sfur here.
>>710470821
Alrighty then. Take care, my dude.
>>710470976
Nope.
I think I'm going to try to sleep as well. It's getting late here. Good night, lovelies.
Immense pain. So much pain. Why does pain even exist. It sucks.
Also hello
>>710471087
byeybeybe
>>710471102
did you stub your toe?
>>710471087
loved the null ghost dump
gn
>>710471022
Yes.
>>710471102
It exists to remind you how bad the world is.
>>710471102
y pain
dont die pls
>>710471087
nite nite
>>710468730
Careful not to get caught then ;3
>>710469103
Chess boxing is a thing though. Other sports could learn from then...
>>710470821
Sleep well sweet prince
>>710470933
Also, how could you not enjoy the people responsible for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjIKsFR_dvs
Espresso and tea and stuff.
>>710471191
I am always careful. Chess Boxing is a mystery though.
>>710471172
>>710471143
Yesterday I had to carry a bunch of SUPER heavy boxes for a long time. My arms are so sore and in pain. My back too. I think my hip is bruised. My arms don't even want to listen to me anymore.
>>710471171
Fuck memory then
>>710471172
>>710471187
Sup buds!
>>710471417
this is why you lift weights!!
>>710470723
Yes.
>>710471102
Get naked.
>>710471302
i like chai
i dont like the piano style.
>>710471417
oh no :c
why lifting so many boxes?
>>710471430
<3333333333333 mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>710471417
you should massage them or something
>>710471430
hey tiger
>>710471493
I'll give you imaginary cuddles
>>710471302
It's magical. Winner is decided by either checkmate other tko
>>710471430
Oi
>>710471545
That movie is perfect. Everything about it is perfect.
>>710471598
I think the only person who was able to figure it out is Bobby Digital (doodaloot).
>>710471474
To be in pain all the time? PASS.
>>710471493
done.
>>710471545
I was asked to.
>>710471552
It hurts when I touch them.
>>710471689
i liked the movie. wasnt my favorite movie though, but it was fun.
>>710471709
oh
>>710471709
Now warm me up.
>>710471552
Cuddle Iaw.
>>710471545
<3 Katten.
How you going? still on the sauce?
>>710471552
Evening Jeff! it's your exercise day right?
>>710471598
what cunt?
>>710471709
only 3 times then you don't feel it any more
>>710471758
YOU TAKE THAT BACK! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!
>>710471709
vibrate them then?
>>710471798
I'm gonna cuddle him later. he went to bed
>>710471817
tonight is my workout time
>>710471817
what kind of sauce? i had gravy with dinner if that counts
>>710471828
take what back
>>710471758
I'm never lifting another heavy box in my life again though.
>>710471798
chu
>>710471817
Sounds sketchy. But I don't want to be in a lot of pain for 3 days and feel sore for a week.
>>710471885
How do you even do that.
>>710471981
with something that vibrates. one of those massage things
I woke up this morning with the sun down,
Shining in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag,
But then
I tripped on a cloud and fell eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
>>710471915
That it wasn't your favorite.
>>710471981
lift delicious foods instead
>>710472062
ehh. its true though
>>710471885
isn't that now for you??
What time is it there?
>>710471915
of the apple type.
>>710471981
it's not alot, well much less pain you put me in with your whinging :P
>>710472060
That's lewd. Why would I do that.
>>710472128
Sorry.
>>710472126
feed me
>>710472128
ohhh. i ate some chocolates at work instead.
>>710472126
It cannot be. The Big Lebowski is perfect in every way. From the opening shot to the roll of the credits there isn't a single moment out of place.
>>710472187
feed you what?
>>710472128
3am on a friday. I screwed up my sleep schedule getting my faucets fixed
>>710472187
there are other types of massagers than the one your thinking of. but those kind work as well
>>710472226
maybe so. but its an ok movie
>>710472290
I wasn't thinking it. You suggested it.
>>710472228
soup or cereal.
>>710471689
The rapper from wu tang?
>>710471817
Just saying hi. Don't have to be so mean :<
>>710472371
what kind of soup
>>710472371
I have one of the kind that aren't made for lewd things. that's the kind I was talking about
>>710472365
It's a perfect movie. Calling it okay would be like calling Kubrick a mediocre director.
>>710472409
The same.
>>710472187
You not sorry at all. but it could've been prevented if you had more strength.
>>710472209
o-.-o
What was the special occasion?
>>710472290
Oh shit. go sleep Jeff it's no use racking up a sleep debt..
>>710472409
Well you're not aussie at all then. Don't oi if you can't handle the cunt. :)
>>710472420
I don't know.
>>710472445
I'll believe you. Don't worry.
>>710472548
I am. I won't even bring it up anymore.
More strength? Maybe. I think anyone would strain though.
>>710472536
not really.
>>710472548
being depressed and fat~
>>710472562
miso it is
I feel bleh inside.
Here's an image of my dog.
>>710472548
I already fixed it. I was up from wednesday morning to thursday afternoon when it all got fixed. so I got a whole bunch of sleep
>>710472562
I have both, but it was non-lewd intentions
>>710472752
he looks kind of cute
>>710472752
>>710472764
No no, it's fine. You don't need to explain. I belieeve you
>>710472739
Hmmmm....
I suppose that works.
>>710472739
Yes really.
Can I get a bedtime story please?
>>710472881
>>710472536
Nothing wrong with having a bit of class. I used to be friends with a guy from kick boxing that used to always beat me at go
>>710472548
Spent quite a lot of my youth in Oceania. I guess living in west coast Canada has softened me up a bit
>>710472855
I have this weird feeling that you don't believe me
>>710472855
yay~
>>710472859
your drawing makes me want bread or crackers
>>710472929
Yeah, but nobody is telling me sleep tight... I really need that story.
>>710472698
people have differing amounts of strength, unless it was 100's of kG's at a time it should've been 20kg sacs as per international standard. it use to be 50kG sacs but was reduced for the womens.
>>710472739
did you go for a ride today?
you still feeling down? What can i do to cheer you up?
>>710472764
you fix it?
>>710472969
seems like it did. how loing you stay in south hemi?
>>710469249
>tfw gay and weird
>>710472969
I have never played Go. I do enjoy chess, though I am mediocre at it.
>>710472998
Weird.
>>710470260
Gorgeous girl
>>710472187
Too lewd.
>>710467252
sage
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