rye bread
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rye bread
>>710473048
with the help of my dad I did. it took a couple of hours, it turned out it broke off on the inside
>>710473075
just like me
>>710473048
sacks?
>>710473048
i worked today. if the weather isnt terrible i may go out on sunday assuming i have it off work.
>>710473082
it looks like pieces of bread
>>710473178
how was your day?
>>710473192
I don't know if it does or not.
I need a bedtime story please.
>>710473286
toasted bread
>>710473311
oh do fuck off lad
>>710472803
I like her, and here's my other dog.
I baked rye bread a couple weeks ago.
>>710473046
sage
>>710473176
the washer fucked out then?
>>710473178
general sac of things to be lugged around by humans. it's basically a limit on what you are allowed to carry before mechanical assistance.
>>710473192
how'd it go last weekend? remind them about your intrest in supervisor role?
>>710473356
I do need this story, Why cant you help me out?
>>710473357
i like rye bread. mine never tastes that great.
>>710473374
oh
>>710473048
About 7-8 years jumping around from Australia and New Zealand
>>710473082
I was never any good a chess either, but go emplores an interesting kind of strategy
>>710473311
Gimme a minute.
>>710473356
How many toasted?
>>710473404
how did work or the ride go?
i didnt have time to talk with boss
>>710473470
Thanks homie.
>>710473404
it broke at the back around the little plunger bit. it almost broke the entire inside
Hi guys
Guy i dated 2 times(met him at g/fur forum) currently texting with now implying we'll gonna have hot seks nex time
Wat do? (never been with a gf or bf before)
>>710473427
>mine never tastes that great.
Why?
>>710473458
I find checkers to be more difficult than chess.
>>710473406
here you go
>>710473404
I don't know how heavy they were... But I think it was something like 21 kg. I think a big problem was I couldn't wrap completely around it. It was big.
>>710473220
Spent it sore in bed mostly.
You?
>>710473046
Just saging
>>710473573
let him stick it up your butt
>>710473646
not a lot. fixed my taps, then slept through part of the afternoon
>>710473470
maybe two
>>710473576
just not using a good recipe i guess. maybe i need to use a better flour. i mean its good bread but just doesnt have a good enough flavour
>>710473669
oh
>>710473573
Forum? Also, just have fun and suck his dick. Frot.
>>710473046
Raisin bread.
Olive bread.
Banana bread.
Berry bread.
Mmmmm, I'm so fucken hungry, I hate having to fast now, used to be much better at it.
>>710473046
Saging this
>>710473178
LEWD.
>>710473710
Use a higher rye/wheat ratio, I guess.
>>710473781
>fast
Are you a loser?
>>710473781
why fasting? what are you like a jew or something?
>>710473806
oh
>>710473772
the taps on my bath broke at like 4 in the morning and almost flooded my bathroom. so I was up fixing it today
>>710473840
lewd is good
>>710473458
ahhh so you experinced the fucked up accent that is New Zealand. Can't even say six or deck without it sound like sex and dick.
>>710473488
make sure you do meantion it to the boss. i really want you to get the new position.
but yeah how was the ride? set some new records?
>>710473530
oh that's pretty annoying. did you upgrade it as well?
>>710473573
after 3 dates and no action if you don't have action he will most likely ghost you.
I say have sexy times.
>>710473646
ahh so it was a grip problem as well? you should've got a dolly or somthing.
>>710473046
Saging a cancer thread
>>710473374
>>710473806
>>710473669
>Breaking Rule 7
>>710473908
Sage
>>710473591
I've seen this movie, it's fucking great!
>>710473953
Don't sage me i'll sage YOU
>>710473888
no but we replaced the inner valves with new ones
>>710473046
saging
>>710473458
I'm more about the playing recklessly to frustrate my opponent.
>>710473529
I fumbled over some parts, but whatever. Here http://vocaroo.com/i/s06AebToZ5z7
>>710473710
Only two?
>>710473840
??????????????
>>710473885
Oh a water pipe. That's good you fixed it before it caused damage.
>>710473888
I was just moving things from one place to another but it was for an hour or so. I don't have that but I didn't expect the results anyway
>>710473046
Just saging
>>710474041
yeah, I was real lucky that the pipe hadn't broken, and it was just the inside of the valve
>>710473848
i think i may have to. been a while since ive made a bread. i want to try pretzels
>>710473888
lol nothing new. did my usual like 25 miles but my legs felt like jelly after. was refreshing ride though. im going to scoot off to bed. got a fucking huge work day tomorrow, byebybye <3
>>710473906
oh
>>710473957
its pretty neat~
>>710474025
oh
>>710474026
correct.
see you around jamima
>>710474072
oh
>>710474041
A young lady talking about men's sacks, what has this world become?
>>710474107
See ya round.
>>710474107
nite nite kitty
Where did this sudden influx of yiff come from? I'm confused by this.
>>710473991
So at least you learned a new skill. it'll be usefull later on :)
What did you learn in class?
>>710474041
hove some protien so you're muscles will rrecover
>>710474107
Bubuye bb <3
>>710474113
wymens world :D
sup man.
>>710474105
That's completely foreign to me... I don't know about pipes.
>>710474113
I didn't know what he meant by sack
>>710474351
Tired. Going to sleep after this video.
>>710474355
Next thing you know, you'll be fondling sacks. Like this sack. Fondle my sack.
>>710473576
Every game has its strategy. It depends on the person's mental process whether the strategy is easy or not. I used to play a card game with my grandmother, translated from Russian, called idiot which I could never beat her in and yet I could always beat her at checkers even from a young age
>>710473888
I learned English at Oxford when my parents were lecturing there, but after the years abroad one of my mates described my accent as a drunk aussie trying to sound Irish. I've since practiced though to have a more posh Oxford sounding accent, but that disappears when I start drinking.
>>710474026
I guess in chess you have things like zugzwang, but in go it's so much more annoying when the opponent is in a winning situation and in only a couple moves you can take that away from them because they've left themselves open trying to attack you
>>710474107
Nighty night~
>>710474468
Kind of intimidating
>>710474351
yeah, I think I might be able to fix it myself if I had to next time.
not a lot. it was just writing so we talked about writing stuff
>>710474355
I've only ever fixed a couple
>>710474505
Ah, I played durak just one time, myself. The guy didn't explain the rules well.
For me, compulsory captures in checkers get me BTFO.
>>710474505
You can do the same thing in chess as well. I've played a number of games where I was at a material disadvantage, then in just a couple of moves was able to take the advantage back and press an attack that ended with a checkmate for me. I've also seen countless games like that.
Texas Hold 'Em and Cribbage are the best card games.
Sleep time. Goodnight, fags.
>>710474571
My balls are hefty.
>>710474846
night night snarf
>>710474505
heh i do that accent quite well when i'm drunk. i don't know why you'd want a posh accent, they are frowned upon here.
>>710474468
Alrighty.
>>710474585
like how to write a certain way or analysing writing or creative writing?
>>710474846
Night
>>710474829
Poker is fun. I want to learn bridge some day.
>>710474915
analyzing writing for business, and certain ways of writing
>>710475011
ahh that sounds boring to me.
do you want to be a buisness man?
>>710474993
I haven't played bridge before.
>>710475459
no, but I need to take a certain amount of essay based courses, and this course also opens up most of the other courses in the english department if I wanted to take them
>>710475563
Report writing will help you out as well. Take that up if they offer it.
>>710475747
I will take a look into it but I don't think they have one specific to that though
>>710475878
really? i find that strange, writing reports to your boss's clients are pretty important. get it right and you'll be respected.
>>710474718
Ya it's quite an interesting game since it's supposed to be played with drunk friends. It took me years before I could beat my grandmother and sister, but my mother is still the reigning champion since even after quite a few drinks so can still keep track of everything that was played and always win at the end of the game
>>710474752
I guess you can really in any game. I was never any good at chess so when my friend showed me go and I had a decent nick for it I always found it more satisfying when I could outwit an opponent. Although with the peopled I played it didn't happen very often
>>710474846
Nighty night~ dream of hot cocks
>>710474915
I'm living in canada now so when I speak normally people think I'm trying to rip off a newfie or Nova Scotian accent. Plus I'm in university so I've found that people find a more posh accent intelligent and seem to listen to me more often
>>710475985
I'm pretty sure that'll be covered in this course
>>710476001
When I first started playing I lost every game, but with every game I didn't lose as badly. I'm at the point where I actually pose a challenge to my friends that play. I played at least twice a week for a few hours with a friend who was pretty decent and was willing to teach me. I've got the offense down pretty well, still need to work on my defense.
>>710476096
*lick tailhole
I like this view the most :)
>>710476001
what's a newfie spose to sound like?
>>710475466
Me neither, which is why I want to learn it. I think there's a repertoire of games everyone should know:
chess
xiangqi
shogi
checkers/draughts
go
bridge
poker
mahjong
The only one I do not know in that list is bridge. I hear it's really fun.
>>710475878
Not even kidding see if there is a basic engineering writing course. There usually is for people taking their first semester. It is a magnificent course that will dispell all the bullshit you were previously taught in high school.
>>710476185
Me and my father used to always solve chess puzzles where you were given a scenario and you had to get checkmate in so many moves. It really works your strategy since you play as both colours and have to decide what they will do in response to your move.
>>710476344
The majority of the maritime accents sound like a drunk Irish with a bit of stereotypical canadian
>>710476344
Love to show you the view as well~
bread is that you?
>>710476468
Post butt :3
>>710476384
Cribbage should be on that list. I've never heard of xiangqi, shogi, or draughts.
>>710476464
I know that Nabokov came up with an entire book of chess puzzles I'd like to get.
>>710476464
I believe there are, but it's specifically for the engineers
>>710476521
nuuu
>>710476001
I'd never be friends with someone who uses drugs.
>``It is a neurotoxic,[14][15] psychoactive drug, and one of the oldest recreational drugs.''
>``Ethanol is a central nervous system depressant and has significant psychoactive effects in sublethal doses. Based on its abilities to alter human consciousness, ethanol is considered a psychoactive drug.[25]''
Ethanol is a downer.
>>710476620
I haven't heard of cribbage: reading about it now.
Draughts is just the British word for checkers.
Chess, a long time ago, originated in India before it became chess in Europe. But it became xiangqi in China and shogi in Japan.
>>710476464
ahh i see what you mean now.
BTW did you do your damn exercises today?
>>710476468
..... *gulp
how did you go halloweeen? you win at D&D?
>>710476631
Take it, it's the style of wrting you're after don't care about the content.
>>710476821
no we didn't end up playing that weekend. bunch of people busy and out of town.
and also I didn't have a costume for halloween
>>710476620
It's was from a local russian newspaper and on Fridays they would post some of his more difficult puzzles although we rarely solved them. I think my dad has a original copy of his poems and puzzles somewhere
>>710476631
I'm not sure how your uni or college works, but here as long as there is room in the class you can basically take any course you want
>>710476771
Where the hell did that come from? As a druggie I have quite a few friends that are as well
>>710476821
I didn't know I was supposed to. I spent a couple hours swimming though if that counts
>>710477131
>dark shit stained assholes
why
>>710477146
that's the way it is for about 90% of them, but a couple require you to be part of a specific faculty
>>710477159
butt it's not
>>710476771
Huh, I'll have to learn how to play those. I really want to have a friend I can play Alice Chess with. A variant of the game that requires two boards but only one set of pieces, each move is mirrored onto the other board, so let's say you move Nb1 to a3, well instead of ending on a3 on the current board, it is mirrored so the Knight appears on the other board's a3. To make things weirder, you cannot make a move is the end space on the opposite board is occupied, if you attack, you can only attack the pieces on whichever board your piece is attacking on AND the mirrored space that your piece will transfer to is unoccupied. It's supposed to be a fun and disorienting experience because pieces tend to disappear and reappear as players lose track of and then find the pieces scattered across the two boards.
>>710477146
Nabokov? I was under the impression that, until the fall of the USSR, Nabokov was banned in Russia.
>>710477146
It came from how you described your friends and the people likely to play the game.
What's your favorite stroke? I like breaststroke most, and butterfly too.
>>710477159
Because that's what real assholes are like. Remember, all people into anal are scat fetishists.
What's okay MMR in overwatch? Not good, not bad, but okay
>>710476821
You should do what I do, go with theoretical costumes. This year I was an unreliable narrator. Next year I'm going as confused.
>>710477159
anyone who's asshole is the same colour as thie skin has had it bleached.
>>710477146
Yes it counts!! *pets
Good boy.
>>710476947
ah well. hows that campaign going anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trKIiUEtRM8
The above link is of some nice art.
>>710477280
Sounds wild, I'd like to try it some day.
>>710477359
Have you seen Primer?
>>710477323
2500 is the middle, over 3000 is quite good
>>710477442
pretty great, it's super fun and the DM is awesome
>>710477496
As would I. Nobody I know is willing to play though.
>>710477528
I have not.
>>710477442
>>710477320
>draw things with no relation to reality
>make the focus of your art realistic
COME ON GUYS. IF I WANTED REALISTIC PORN IT WOULD BE UGLY GUYS AND GIRLS SITTING BACK TO BACK ON A BED WITH A THOUSAND YARD STARE
>>710477987
Thx for reminding me, I haven't played Osiris or Aven Colony in a long time. Time to revisit them.
>>710478056
>early access
woah woah woah, hold up with the degeneracy wouldja, we like to keep some sort of semblance of respectability
>>710477928
Watch it while on one of your drug binges. it'll change your perspective.
>>710477987
if you wanted dissipointment just look in the mirror.
>>710478157
Twoo holes!!!
>>710478268
I don't do drugs anymore mostly.
>>710478268
what about my two holes?~
>>710477280
I'm not sure how my father got it, but I'm pretty sure he does.
>>710477320
I've won a few gold medals for breast stroke when I swam competitively, but I only started swimming again a couple years ago and the 6 years of smoking haven't helped me much so I mostly just to breast stoke, freestyle and back stroke
>>710477442
:3 I'm a lazy ass mofuck though. Gotta start hitting the gym some day. That freshman twenty hit me a few years too late
>>710477260
Huh weird. Depending on the class size you could always sit in on the lecture. I remember ours was something like 300 students
>>710478425
it's only really engineering, business, and media science that have those restrictions
>>710478411
I want to fill them with my tounge and cock.
>>710478425
Well it's never too late. do some body weights like Jeff if you want to start now.
>>710478655
please do so~
>>710478425
Interesting. There were a number of authors who were banned in Russia, and who still had work being read and published in the USSR in the underground. There was a novel called We, the first book banned by the Goskomizdat that was still very much being read in Russia.
>>710478750
>>710478876
Jeeff why are skullcrushers so hard!!
>>710479126
cause skulls are hard to crush
>>710478494
Well like I said give it a shot. At my uni it's called ensc101w and they taught everything from how to formally address an email to how to properly write a scientific paper
>>710478655
I'm usually too embarrassed to work out in front of other people so I do it once in a while when no other people are present. Otherwise I have a short routine I do almost every morning
>>710476631
Yiiisss post your sexy butt :3
All the cool kids are doing it ;p
>>710478425
I see, I see. I quit the swim team a few years ago, too.
>>710479618
I tried it before and it stopped me mid registration for it
ok you convinced me
>>710479167
They are by my arms are so jelly right now.
Going to hit the showers, cya later Jeff.
>>710479618
well you need to get over that embarrassment at some point and the only way to do it is to do it, again and again untill it's no longer there.
>>710479729
so that's all it takes to get your butt shown....
>>710479729
it flipped it for some reason
>>710479741
see ya tiger
>>710479786
it's been seen before
>>710479812
well i spose i never did ask for it. ah well next time. night bb
>>710479876
night tiger
>>710480414
yucky foot fetish
>>710478919
The Russians were always literary and poetic people even during the time of socialism. There is a famous lyrical poet called Владимир Высоцкий that sang quite a lot of sometimes even anti communist music that was still allowed to perform publicly
>>710479658
I was only part of a few when I was really quite young when I was 8 and 11 years old. I was always quite a tall child so I usually was good at the breast and back stroke, but at some I grew older I couldn't build muscle like everyone else and started coming last in races so I dropped out.
>>710479729
Once again like I said if the classes are big enough you could easily slip into the lecture without the prof noticing and even if you don't get credits there is still knowledge to be gained.
>>710479741
Ya I've tried, but it's incredibly hard for me to gain muscle mass especially since I'm so lanky and skinny that I'm quite self conscious even though I could probably out lift a few people there
>>710479876
Nighty night~ dream of sweet muscular butts
Is everyone asleep already :c
>>710480639
foot fetish needs the bottom of the paws front and centre
>>710480724
yeah I died
>>710480682
yeah, I could do that, I would just have to find the class location first
>>710480639
>>710480762
Feet/paws are hot though
>>710480857
Usually classes of a current or a soon upcoming semester are no secret so it shouldn't be too hard to find. The 100 classes are typically offered during the fall semester for new coming students though
>>710480953
they're cute if they're done correctly
we have them both semesters, but the writing classes are usually to small to sneak into
I am new to facebook. Where is the bread?
>>710481099
in the toaster
>>710480645
>>710480953
They're as yucky as the anus in this drawing.
>>710481164
that's what it looks like post fist
>>710480682
I don't know if I'd necessarily call the Russians a particularly poetic or even literary people.
>>710481239
>literary
>literary
>literary
>literary
Bakunin
Kropotkin
Tolstoy
Nabokov
Pushkin
Gogol
>>710481032
Paws are amazing when they are done properly. So what other fetishes/kinks are you into?
The Internet is always a good resource. Most prof's post their power points and stuff. Try and find ensc 101 by Steve Whitmore
>>710481164
Both feet and an anuses are magical things
>>710481239
It might be hard to reason if you have never been part of the russian culture. Authors and poets are practically deitified if they are influential enough
>>710481409
watersports and voyeurism, and probably a couple others if I were to really think about it. you?
yeah, I'll look around for some
>>710481409
https://www.f-list.net/c/kain%20s%20z/
>>710481379
Hemingway
Faulkner
Steinbeck
Roth
Twain
Fitzgerald
Melville
What's your point? Every country has authors, hence why I wouldn't call them particularly literary.
Also
>no Dostoevsky
>no Babel
For shame.
>>710481409
As they are in France, Germany, the US, Latin America, England, Italy, etc. I am by no means claiming the Russians are less literary or poetic than anyone else.
>>710481586
>forgetting Dostoevsky
I am shamed.
>>710481664
You must be punished for your error.
>>710481520
I'm a bit of a creature of lust so I'm into pretty much any thing, but my favourites are bondage, watersports, incest, chastity, and humiliation. I've always been interested in pet play, but the gear is quite extensive
>>710481522
Not sure who you are butts thanks ^w^
>>710481586
Russians are usually forgotten in that list due to stereotypes
>>710481933
One of my favorite authors is a Russian. The big three for me are Kafka, Camus, and Dostoevsky. A German, A French, and a Russian. I'd never forget the contributions the Russians made to Western Literature.
>>710481933
I've tried some of those and they've been fun. what kind of gear do you need for pet play?
>>710481876
>doesn't describe punishment
Just gonna continue watching SSBM videos.
>>710481933
Thanks for what? How do you feel about my kinks?
>>710482091
You would find my punishment rather boring. Why don't you pick one instead?
>>710482048
My favorite poet was always Pushkin
>>710482060
Well stuff like a puppy hood, a harness. Leather wear is always quite pricy
>>710482091
I only glanced over the faves and I'm intrigued. If I ever bother to figure out the site I might send you a message
>>710482258
ah, do you own gear for the rest of the kinks?
>>710482201
Not being allowed to suck dick for one million seconds: about 11 to 12 days.
>>710482258
It's a good site for listing and comparing kinks: supposedly the site is for arranging roleplay/cybering sessions online, but I haven't used it for that.
Some of the kinks I listed, I'd only do online. I need to make a second character sometime and have him be closer to my offline self.
Also, pet play doesn't always require equipment: you can do it with no equipment at all.
A man goes to hell, there he is taken by a demon to three doors. The demon says, "Here in hell we let the damned pick their punishment." The man says, "That's an interesting approach, but okay, let's see what you've got." The demon opens the first door and it's a bunch of people whose legs are being smashed repeatedly by a spike covered press. The man goes, "Ooh, I don't like that." So the demon opens the second door and it's people cut repeatedly and having salt dumped on their wounds. The man goes, "Ouch, that doesn't look pleasant at all." So the demon opens the third door showing a bunch of people standing up to their waste in liquid shit while drinking coffee. The guy thinks for a minute and goes, "Well, I definitely don't like this one, but the other two are just horrifying, so I'll take door number three." The demon says, "Very well," and leads him into the room. After the guy finds his spot in the shit he's handed a cup of coffee and thinks to himself, "Well, I guess I could get used to this." Suddenly the demon comes into the room and announces, "Coffee break is over, guys. Go back to standing on your heads."
>>710482258
My favorite poet is Ezra Pound.
>>710482332
Huh, and how is that a punishment? I've never sucked a dick. I've had my dick sucked, and I've both fucked and been fucked, but that's just one thing that I haven't done.
>>710482546
Sucking dick is super fun. Incredibly, amazingly fun. It's enjoyable.
You should consider becoming versatile/switch.
>>710482740
You don't even know if I'm a top or bottom. All I said was I haven't sucked a dick before.
>>710482332
Well if you ever want to chat my kik is dracodex, but I'm usually a slow talker and don't always respond
>>710482546
I'm not sure I've heard of that person before. Let me Google them
>>710482740
Sucking dick is amazing. It really should be an Olympic sport
>>710482817
I made a very good guess.
>>710482981
>kik
I don't use phones.
>olympic sport
ｗｗｗｗｗ
>>710482981
mind if I add you on kik?
>>710483072
>don't use phones
Welcome to the 21st century
Got skype?
>>710483136
Sure go for it
>>710483220
No, since Skype is not only complete shit, but it's not available for most OSes I use.
I use email, IRC, and XMPP. I have high standards as for what programs I use.
Also, I just checked stairsync and saw Jeff is in the thread: when're you gonna email me that picture of cum on me~?
>>710483324
I had some people come over on the weekend and misplaced the files while hiding my furry stuff
>>710482981
He's the great Imagist poet.
>>710483072
And what did you guess?
>>710483405
>hiding
Why did you need to hide stuff? Is your file organisation not ideal already? Just send an email to me and I'll reply with both pics again. I already gave you my email address.
:3
>>710483502
That if you don't suck cock, you're a top.
>>710483550
Honestly? I'm a bottom.
>>710483324
I don't really use irc and have no idea what xmpp is. My standards are quite low
>>710483502
Hmm I guess I'll have to check him out
>>710483550
I've had tops suck my cock before. Their main thing is that they won't let you stick it up their butt
>>710483626
You don't orally bottom: you're not a bottom.
>>710483652
I'm versatile/switch, but I neither give nor receive anal of any sort.
I do pretty much every other type of sex, though.
>>710483652
I definitely would suggest him, though he is very much the Modernist poet. His most famous poem is only two lines long.
>>710483669
It's not that I DON'T, it's just that I haven't.
>>710483550
becuase I have windows 10, and the picture app always shows recent photos. so naked you and other lewd pictures
also the email was in the folder that dissapeared
>>710483729
I see.
>>710483744
Ah, I understand. I too have had Windows do nasty things to me. What I've done is I've moved all sensitive data OUT of the folders Windows provides: none of it is in Pictures, Music, Documents, etc. I have a single folder on Desktop, and within that folder I place sensitive data I don't want Windows to put on screen. Of course, there are multiple layers of folders in there, too. There are also computer games. Long story short: no porn in Pictures!
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>>710483933
I mean, for one thing, most people are interested in my other attributes, as it were. For another, I'm not going to go out and just suck some random dick.
>>710483933
sent~
>>710483724
Anal is sex though. Anything else is just foreplay
