Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Best type moon claimed.
>>710367407
sage
>>710367407
saged
>>710367838
Haven't seen you in a while. Hi.
カラミチーマス
>>710368107
Heyo Rem.
What's for breakfast, anon?
doot
I hate every last one of you
I ponder digesting razors just to be done with you
I love you so much
>>710368222
10/10 theme
>>710368703
Use it if you want to.
>>710368742
What's up?
>>710368907
>what's up
Oh, yu no, the ceiling.
I'm tired of fucking phonies, that's right, I'm tired of you
>>710368004
yes i'm quite busy recently
how are you?
>>710368907
eh nothing much
staying sick at home
what about you?
>>710367450
me on the left
>>710367499
is this a boy? :o
>>710368520
cereal
>>710369211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwJCUn0ndwA
:(
>>710369194
Feeling good.
>>710369265
Sitting in the cafe. Coffee, sigs, etc. Nothing much anyway.
>>710369279
Oh. Nice musics! Sorry for taking over your thread last time...
>>710368222
Trips check
And hey. You doing well?
69 or trips chooses my waifu.
No males, from anime only.
Or just ignore this post and I'll go to a corner somewhere.
>>710369381
I'm sorry too...
>>710369501
Homura
>>710369501
Shittily drawn nigress
>>710369501
Ram, the sister of Rem
programming sucks edition
>>710369673
Well I already post with shitly drawn handwriting.
>>710369748
Normal programming is fine, embedded C needs to be fucked with a rake.
>>710369427
Yeah I am. A bit boring but what can you do, it's a little village in Egypt, of course it will get boring.
>>710369588
Thank you.
>>710369501
Remilia. Flans sis.
>>710369875
why is the apple flat at the top? :o
>>710369748
are you a hacker!!!?
>>710369588
>>710369875
Quality.
>>710370008
It is an apple sweet. Some of them look like that.
>>710370008
They're dipped and set with the stick pointing up.
or some gay shit like that.
>>710369850
I'm doing C, with the aim of skiing embedded c next term
>>710370008
No
>>710370188
Oh just you wait then, it's going to be so terrible.
>>710370077
>>710370186
stick me with your dick :o
>>710370188
my computer has a virus can you fix it? :(
>>710370440
I think anal is unappealing, so no, sorry.
>>710370440
Nah. I've got problems already.
For the anon that asked last night.
http://archived.moe/b/statistics/image-reposts/
>>710370741
#120
Ebin
>>710370741
>Costanza down to #9 on /v/
How the mighty have fallen.
>>710370527
what do you like? :o
>>710370549
let me help you...
>>710371063
how're the kids?
>>710370741
"still here" no 30
I told him to stop didn't I?
>>710370972
You can't fix something that already is turning into dust.
>>710371144
let me hug you :o
>>710371084
How did you know I had kids?
>>710370972
Depends on the day.
>>710371174
*hug back* that is allowed.
>>710371182
Who doesn't?
>>710371182
I just guessed :o
>>710371260
you're so cute! ^-^
brb on phone gonna fap
>>710371467
Tribute.
>>710371467
Kinky.
>>710370741
>#115
I should post this more.
>>710371467
I was joking I don't really have kids.
>>710369501
4 replies.
To the corner I go.
Sometimes I sit and wonder, how will I live when I get 60. Like will I have kids, a family, a nice house or any of that. Will I be able to stay alive till then or will I die in some stupid terrorist attack. Will my life go to waste or will I be able to give someone good. I am way to neutral to everything. I do not give much shit on which job I have, if it gives me enough cash I am good. I do not give a shit to which people I talk to, if they entertain me and I entertain them I am good. Fucking weed makes me depressed as fuck.
>>710372048
I wish I was there to hug and kiss you ;-;
>>710371587
but if you did what would you name them? :o
fap was good
>>710372048
There's a place I go for breakfast every afernoon,
The coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew,
And the toast is always soggy,
But I hardly notice.
The food takes such a long time to get made,
Even when I'm the only person in the cafe,
And my tables always wobbly,
But I hardly notice.
>>710369279
No. Is girl.
>>710372296
your waifu is very cute then :o
>>710372189
I wish I had anyone in this shithole of a town to do that.
>>710372229
Those lyrics remind me of the cafe I am sitting in right now.
>>710372422
you should visit Karen :o
or move
>>710372422
It's a good metaphor for life.
Or some gay shit like that.
>>710372189
Klonata
>>710372503
I was actually planning on that. Get enough moneys and prank Karen for the shits. Maybe even stay there with him for a while.
The move option is not that nice. Moving from my town will be really hard. Plus to whom am I gonna sell my house?
>>710372647
I guess it works then.
>>710372389
Why thank you.
>>710372694
oh my :o
>>710372740
maybe you guys can camel race and blow up people together
>>710372814
such a lovely smile
shino here
clmd
>>710372992
kek'd
>>710372997
Heyo fagt!
>>710372997
your pic is blurry
>>710373102
pancakes or waffles? :o
>>710373285
Why not both?
>>710372997
Oh shit I thought this pic was a lego guy with a bowler hat leaning right. Heh.
>>710373394
it would upset the balance and my stomach
your waifu looks so cute I want to lay with her there :o
>>710372992
I really love that artists work. It's different, but very well done.
>>710373661
A bit too uncanny valley for me.
>>710373580
She was made to be qt.
P.S. you can wash it down with this.
>>710373728
Curious, are you the same person that said that the last time? Because if not, then that's either 2 people that have said exactly that, or I'm getting some serious DEJA VU.
>New art uploaded a week ago
>>710374211
Probably not me. Maybe.
I'm watching initial D interspersed with idolmaster right now, thanks to you.
>>710367407
sage
>>710374566
bump
>>710374469
>Idolmaster
Ayyyyyy!
>Initial D
NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO!
ALL RIGHT CROSSING THE LINE
NO ONE QUIT THE RADIO
TOKYO IS ON FIRE
>>710374566
>>710374696
nonokosage bump
>>710374781
SPEED SPEED DEJA VU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZw2B9tiUBg
>>710374996
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! I HAVE AN ADDICTION TO EUROBEAT!
>>710375108
Admitting it is the first stage in recovery.
>>710375108
Also did you find the source on that synthwave song?
>>710375244
There's no turning back. I'm 239 albums deep. I'd have my whole collection, but my phones memory is tiny.
>>710375244
Nope. /wsg/ is still stumped as well.
>>710375581
Whoops. Second response for
>>710375293
>>710375581
I have a depressing lack of music for my bus rides.
>>710375621
Same guy, such is this anon life.
>be me
>be 20
>be first day of high school (held back alot)
>mom drops me off
>she gets my rolling backpack full of fruit-snacks out of the trunk
>"are you sure you'll be okay here anon?"
>"yes mommy i am fucking fine"
>have one thing on my mind
>barely make it to the classroom before collapse in desk
>health class
>skinny fucking normies are staring at me
>obviously never played WoW
>next few classes breeze by
>finally lunch time
>shove my way through the line
>something smells familiar
>tendies
>holy fuck i cant waddle fast enough as the line moves forward
>lunch lady says "hi sweetie what would you like?"
>"how many good boy points do tendies cost, slut?"
>"excuse me, what did you call me? and what are good boy points?"
>ignore cumdumpster
>i grab 5 trays of tendies and waddle to the condiment station
>grab 10 containers of ranch dip
>take 3 bottles of coke and guzzle one on the way to lay down
>lay on floor
>i eat one tray of tendies and i get the urge to pee pee and poo poo
>piss in coke bottle and shit in the tendie tray
>entire lunch room is staring at me
>jaws dropped
>i fucking hate normies
>principal sprints over and yells at me
>"WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
>he leaves for help
>shove the remaining tendies in my pockets and guzzle down my cokes
>principal and football coaches return and slowly hoist me up
>it took 5 of them
>poo poo the most ever in my life all over the principals shoes
>maintenance brings a golf cart with a bed on it to drive me to the office
>parked outside because they don't want to even try to bring me inside
>obviously normie principal tells me how disgusting i am
>i'm expelled from school and he calls my mom
>mom shows up furious and takes me home
>in the car she tells me
>"anon, I am taking away 500 GBP"
>"but i only have 100 right now you dumb whore"
>"so now you have -400 GBP"
>fucking cunt
>we get home and she sends me to my room
>mfw more tendies in my pocket than i could have gotten in one week
>great succes
Oh man. Thank God the kid stayed quiet.
>>710376184
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rurx5WSbgIA
>>710375891
I have a second iPod that has a shit ton of music on it. But I'd need a whole new music player to hold all my eurobeat, since I have like 45gb of it. Was planning to get a cheapo one off Amazon that I could shove a 64gb sd card into and just use it purely for eurobeat.
I figured it was, but I like to make sure.
>>710376326
Well shit. That's a lot. I can't even.
I have like 1.3gigs of music, most of which I'm bored of.
>>710376949
200gigs when?
>>710376949
If I weren't laying down, I'd give you a massive list of stuff to try.
What kinda genres you like? Might be able to throw you some off the top of my head.
Goodness, I only have 17GB of music.
>>710377080
I have a friend who downloaded 1TB of Touhou remixes
>>710377224
>Touhou remixes
That friend has good taste
>>710377080
Sheeit. I realised I have 50x more data in music making software/samples/etc than music.
>>710377171
Oh I know what I like. I like house, but I don't have a single deadmau5 song. I like rock but I only have sweet child of mine. That sort of thing. I'm lazy.
>>710377382
Go get some more then! You know whatcha like, it shouldn't be too difficult!
>>710377382
I don't put music production things on music folder.
>>710377224
Tats once gave me a database with a fuckton of Touhou music and remixes but since I'm a pleb that never played any of the games I didn't bother.
>>710377403
hi kyouko, how are you?
Claim
>>710377634
Even if you haven't played the music is god-tier
That was a mistake
>>710377539
Downloading and importing is so easy, but ehhh, too much xp waste.
>>710377634
My image-line (fl studio) folder is huge, but thats mainly due to nexus.
>>710377826
I'm good, you?
>>710377224
Doing that now and am going to continue doing so!
>>710377864
hi muffin
>>710378090
I'm alright, got a few hours to waste before leaving for work
Post waifu feetsies
Home edition
>Closed beta test
>position 140 in queue
Kill me please
>>710378072
Hi
>>710378245
Hey baguette
>>710378280
>>710378777
>checked
hola
>>710378362
how are you doing?
>>710378991
Здравствуйте
>>710379040
I'm good, im just watching youtube vidoe's and playing video games like always. Also deciding if i should revise for an exam. You?
Bye bye waifu, please don't died.
>>710379744
It's dead Jim
>>710379888
check
>>710379888
Le middle-aged Greek music teacher man
>>710379521
I'm okay, doing similar stuff. Also I'm deciding that you will start revising right now
>>710379888
It's lively on sikret chats, people seem to be happy with that solution.
>>710379775
สวัสดี
>>710379977
But it's just boring computing stuff
>>710380467
Can I have that Illya plush
>>710380510
ਸਤ ਸ੍ਰੀ ਅਕਾਲ
>>710380467
Can i have that microwave
>>710380510
how good are you at computing stuff?
>>710380736
Nuu
It's mine! If I had more than 5 I'd consider giving you one
>>710380853
Since you asked so nicely, sure.
>>710381466
How many do you need!?!
>tfw no Yuuki plushes
QOTT: what age did you discover your waifu?
:o
>>710380736
你好
>>710381345
I don't know. I like to think i'm kinda good though
>>710381771
The same age as my waifu in the anime
>>710381771
Have sex with me
>>710382236
well who is your waifu?
>>710382249
no :o
>>710382472
I can't say
>>710381653
Enough to drown in ideally. I'm lucky I even got this one though, last one I could find. Though now that I've gotten this one I just want more! Found a decent figurine that I'll probably get with my first paycheck from Dunkin
How can such a cute character not have any plush?
>>710381771
17 I think, maybe 16.
>>710382501
blink if you're being held hostage...
>>710382529
so this year? :o
>>710382692
*Winks*
>>710382195
مرحبا
>>710382529
Nice, my figma of Yuuki ships in December instead of November like it was supposed to...
>>710382761
talofa
>>710383127
Բարեւ
>how long are we doing this
>>710383238
Best friend!!
>>710381345
>>710382195
And by pretty good i mean completely shit
>>710383344
Përshëndetje
>We can stop whenever you want
>>710383344
I missed you buddy!
How happy are you that the Cubs won? :D
>>710383490
I'm running out of languages in google translate lol. How're you doing?
>>710383630
Not as happy as all of Chicago, but I was cheering (and biting my nails) in the 10th inning
>>710383637
I;m good, im just watching youtube videos and playing video games. You?
I'm running out of images
>>710383982
Working on stats homework, probably going to take a nap here in a few.
>>710382761
Oh, what's it look like? This is the one I'm looking at
>>710383814
Well I guess they needed it lol. you got any plans for today?
>>710382472
Why not?
>>710383490
you're modest I like that
>>710384097
>
It's fully poseable and has some other props and stuff. It even has a hand that can be linked to ALO Asuna's hand!
>>710384343
Napping! Later I'm going to see a movie with my dad
>>710385198
Wait, wrong picture.
I wish I could claim more waifus.
>>710385198
Cool what movie?
>>710385570
You can, just don't tell anyone
Pingu claimed!
>>710380308
Of course it is.
I guess it's fair to say I'm the only one not in one
>>710385799
We're going to see a documentary on the band Rush
This is mine.
>>710385940
thats a big fucking head, who ever draw this should get some fucking drawing lessons
>>710385918
That's a good claim
>>710384041
Naps are always a good idea after homework
>>710385056
I don't think im that modest. But then i could just be being modest about being modest
>>710385940
I'm not in any
>>710386328
Thanks, he's best husbando in my opinion.
Also Alice a cute
>>710386590
Forgot image
>>710385918
Top tier
>>710386445
Not that it means much of anything, just not interested
>>710386445
modestception.. also I feel kinda bad because I just realized who you've been all this time.. It's good to see you still around my man
>>710387068
Thanks! Also saved!
>>710386135
Hmm sounds pretty interesting it's been a while since I went to the movies I think the last movie I watched was Straight Outta Compton haha.
>>710386175
Heyy :3
>>710387186
Volume 7 was sad..
>>710387186
It's fine. I don't know who i am half the time anyway
>>710388326
Cuddle me
>>710388321
yeah the feels are strong during that part..
>>710388326
Getting all poetic now, I see how it is. I feel you though
>>710386590
Alice indeed a cute
>>710389198
Why did you tell me to start reading at volume seven bro.. why didn't you warn me bro..
>>710389571
wait what.. I never told you that!
>>710389668
Nobody ever even told me to do anything in the first place but I still live on...
>>710389668
Bro don't get it fucked up that's what you said..
I Claim... Her
>>710390276
b-but I had to look up what happened in that volume right now because I don't even know which chapters are in what volumes.. anyway I'm sorry if I did ;_;
>>710390146
yeah that's the spirit
>>710390677
Just jestin bud :P
it was the only good looking manga at the library so I picked it up.
Claim!
>>710390806
Oh alright I see how it is, you little trickster
>>710391168
Yeh you even said I didn't have to read it just because.. I didn't listen though :)
>>710387173
Nobody's invited me to any
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