Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claim
>>710388779
*Cuddles*
>>710389198
I didn't mean to be poetic. Also i have like 3 identities here, 4 if you include anonymous posting
カラミチーマス
>>710391395
I'm guessing one is... Toshaka?
Maybe Illya?
>>710391395
>3
What even is the point?
>>710391665
Not a different waifu
>>710391727
The point in what?
>>710391395
Cuddle me more :3
>>710391817
wait what do you mean by identity?
>>710391817
What do you think? In having so many "identities"?
Leaving for work. I'll see you guys later
>>710391928
*Cuddles more*
>>710392064
I don't know anymore
>>710392088
So i can tell people to fuck off in one and be friends with them in another, and they wouldn't know. Not that i've done that though, it's just something i could do
>>710392228
Bye
>>710392296
Play with me :3
>>710392296
That sounds dishonest to me
Not to mention wildly stupid
It's almost time :o
>>710392739
You're wildly stupid
>>710392739
I guess it is, but it doesn't really matter. Like i said, it was just an example
>>710392469
*Plays with you*
>>710392798
to have sex with me? :o
>>710392934
:3
I like you
>>710392810
No u
>>710392934
It doesn't? Maybe so.
What are you other identities then?
>>710392992
I love you
>>710393235
Tomoyo, ineedawaifu, anonymous and >>710391288
>>710393575
You do?
I would marry you but I'm already married to my waifu
>>710393575
Sorta dissapointing
>>710393734
Who is your waifu?
>>710393767
How so?
This is mine.
>>710393866
You know who :o
>>710392992
no :o
>>710394106
Konata or sachi?
>>710393866
Nah. it's nothing
>>710393767
That's what your mom said when you were born
>>710394283
Klonata
>>710394273
why not :o
>>710394283
no :o
>>710394403
>>710394283
you're not konata and I will NOT have sex with you sachi :o
>>710394403
>>710394427
>>710394515
I'm confused now
>>710394596
it's sachi not me :o
>>710394515
;w;
>>710394596
don't be ya dingus
I'm saying, you know, like. All I ever told you to do was grow up, don't grow down. You know, like, you know, grow up. Don't grow down, grow out. You go from being a kid, just doing your thing, hanging out with your friends. Months later you're world famous. You're a gay rights activist, and you don't even know it. You know what, I don't wanna say it to you no more, Sachi. Fuck you, Sachi!
>>710394331
Please, get that 10'' dildo out of your ass and come at me like a man
>>710394798
I'm not gay :0
>>710394837
I want your 10 inches inside me :(
>>710394798
Rest in Paradise <3
>>710394793
(:<
>>710394988
:c klonata a mean
>>710394988
You're not Miho
Claimed...
I too have no idea what is happening currently..
>>710395273
Green beauty
>>710394660
But who are you then
>>710394793
I have to be when you don't explain shit
>>710395247
sachi a pervert :(
>>710395273
do you guys fuck in his truck? :o
>>710395402
konata ya dingus
>>710395292
What is dis we got here? Where is the "still here" huh?!
>>710395545
if you still havent figured out that there are 3 tomokos you need to lurk more
>>710395702
there's a new tomoko every day
such a shit loser attention grabbing waifu
>>710395475
So who is >>710393734?
>>710395402
no you don't
>>710395475
Only a little :o
>>710395702
All of them should post it. And I do know that there are three of them. I am no dummy. Oh and what Klonata said. By three I mean the those who actually come here time from time. There are way more losers like them.
>>710395897
sachi :o
>>710395925
:)
>>710395545
Unintelligent.
>>710395475
Not anymore
At least not as of late
>>710395396
Nickname man
>>710391223
sage
>>710395925
Yes i do
>>710395989
Ok
>>710396051
How was your little meetup?
>>710395768
yea exactly
more the reason to know not everyone says still here
>>710395973
alright stop trying to control your damage
its emberassing, everyone knows how new you are CC/Pete/Flan
>>710396203
no you don't
>>710395989
Why you bully :0
>>710396532
:^) I am always damaged. I do not need to hide it. I am just trying to be nice.
>>710391223
sage
>>710396574
Yes i do
>>710396574
I'm bored :o
>>710396204
He told you?
I hope he didn't give you my phone number too. It was fine, I probably talked a bit too much, but that's the way the cookie crumbles
How're you? It's been a while, if I remember correctly.
>>710396800
no you don't
>>710396809
Why not have sex with your bf? :o
>>710397070
I haven't seen him post in a while :(
kinda sad tbh
>>710396818
He's not that much of an ass.
I like the idea of people meeting up.
Things are alright, i haven't really been coming by too often, but it's alright.
I have to leave so this will be my last message, but i'll read anything you leave for me.
I hope your life is going as good as you want it to.
>>710397070
Yes i do
here
>>710397183
Well, it's a life, a very tiring and unrewarding life, but hey I got to watch some of my students parade, what more could I ever ask for?
>>710396678
here
and for the record you werent being nice, you were shitposting like always
>>710397471
>>710397791
Wow. I was trying to start something, but I did not expect it to ruin my mood. Oldfags never understand.
>>710397989
respect your elders :o
>>710397989
i would say I'm no oldfag
but i guess to you anyone is
>>710398144
I respect them, I just don't like how they cannot put themselves in newfag shoes and try to understand how we feel in this situation. I am trying to stop the shitpost madness and take it to /a/, that is the reason I can still call newfags cancer even though I am one. But I am trying to improve.
>>710398352
I cannot really consider anyone as an oldfag, even the guy who created the first thread (whoever he was). I don't see the point why separate people by oldfag and newfag. That "Oldfags never understand" meant to be a joke.
And before you say that only a newfag would say this, I have been an "oldfag" in other places and I will say it has no meaning, I am still cancer no matter how old I was there.
I'm going to bed goodnight people
>>710398527
dont mind me just pointing out which tomoko claimer is which
>>710398804
>it was just a prank
nice try
why are you trying to excuse yourself in the first half of your post then proceed to say you are always cancer.
you are being hypocritical as fuck dude
Best type moon claimed.
>>710399259
I remember you, I think.
>>710399259
I tend to do that.
>>710399392
that would surprise me honestly
shiki right, dont take it personal but i dont remember us talking
>>710399447
alright try to stop it
its confusing and kinda annoying
>>710399677
I am sorry. I came here to make friends not enemies. Thank you for the advice.
>>710399677
Oh no I don't think we talked that much, but I do tend to remember people I don't even talk to.
Funnily enough I just thought of you recently, talking about people who claimed artists/concepts rather than girls and I wasn't quite sure if I remembered someone with that artist and his shark teethed girls or if it was just Tenryuu posting them so much.
QOTT: What you listening to right now?
If you're not listening to anything, just post a song faggot.
https://youtu.be/c35ymdjQJ6M
>>710399791
no problem
>>710399917
thats a nice treat i guess, as you can see i dont have that
thats quite the coincedence and yea Hetza is just concept sadly
>>710400077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQxKE5ItAu0
>>710400077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSwFsxwb2w8
>>710400077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUXTR0CoQIM
>>710400077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuXkhE0VMcw
>>710400077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEdLvO1XZOE
>>710400077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-O5IHVhWj0
cut me yuno
Cut me
i see
threads are pretty damn dead lately
well its been fun
guess i will see you guys when i have time on my hands again
>>710400077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si6VNKfZj6g
Aryans don't dance we just put up our hands and do the fash salute.
Shiro claimed.
>>710400077
https://youtu.be/omYKI8RJaIg
>>710400949
I like you..
>>710400304
Best track of the album, closely followed by Gold on the Ceiling
>>710400448
Who's the fag that uploaded this?
>>710400693
I really really like Bright Eyes, especially their input from 2000 to 2007, well maybe not Digital Ash as much, but hey.
>>710400746
Never seen Durarara!! will probably have to at some point.
>>710400949
Classic.
>>710400262
I like the production, even if it is a little gimmicky, vocals and all are decent, but I'd probably have to have a look at the lyric sheet to say if I really like it or not.
Nice flow though, can't really say if I like or not yet though
>>710401993
Oy vey
>>710401934
Hey boy.
>>710401993
Sup bb.
>>710402191
>Never seen Durarara!! will probably have to at some point.
First season is pretty good, though runs out of steam towards the end. Second season and onwards is terrible.
>>710402191
You have to. It is neat. It has a lot of interesting characters. What surprised me more is that people actually get together in that anime. It is usually the MC getting cucked constantly, there it is a bit more interesting.
>>710401993
just what in the fuck is this shit..
>>710402191
>Best track of the album, closely followed by Gold on the Ceiling
Agreed.
>>710402191
me too I actually love digital ash tho.. but good taste regardless <3
>>710402191
I prefer Danny rapping over a Paul White beat.
And yes, his flow is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E_fbmDH2_A
all these faces from all these places, yet im still here just drinking some beer
>>710402191
That's the goyim shit right there.
>>710402198
Olá. How's it going?
>>710402481 (who?)
>>710402720
Hey shiro!
>>710402836
Fine, just bored a bit.
>>710402772
All around me are familiar faces...
>>710402471
It really doesn't have an MC though.
>>710402836
Other Shiro! How're you?
>>710400949
Neat ass shit, yo.
>>710402772
>alcoholism - because no one likes you, including yourself
>>710403005
Have you considered doing something fun, interesting or rewarding instead?
>>710403146
Pretty good, nothing out of the ordinary, besides the fact that for once I don't feel tired.
How are you?
>>710403072
I am talking about the multiple MCs.
SPOILER ALERT: Four of them get in a proper relationship don't they?
>>710403146
Heyo Pale Shiro!
>>710403252
Umm... Like what?
>>710403072
rory please that is cancer, you need to make a ryhme
>>710403252
shiro i thought you knew im an underage amerifag?
>for once i don't feel tired
what kinda sorcery did you do
>>710403291
Petey.
>>710403252
I'm doing pretty good I guess. Listening to music and playing vidya.
>>710403542
Shiroy.
>>710402383
Good to know, I may watch it anyways, but I haven't had much time for myself lately.
What's up?
>>710402471
Gotta hit that sweet NTR fetishist market appeal.
>>710402652
I guess I think it's not as good as Wide Awake or Fevers and Mirrors or probably Cassadaga too.
Still good, I don't really enjoy the digital effects or the beat-driven feel of it, but I do believe it was just the band tipping their toes inside the swimming pool of it all and getting a feel for it.
>>710402720
Oh shit, that sounds pretty damn good. In fact pretty great too, defientely better than the earlier one.
>>710402532
Yep, yep.
Ever heard of Radio Moscow?
https://youtu.be/hu1YcpQF1Es
>>710403850
There's an episode that literally didn't have in between animation when it aired.
Nothing much, just slaving through the semester like always and getting set in my new apartment. You?
>>710403850
Can't say that I have.
That sounds pretty good though, I'll give them a listen, thank you.
Ruby reporting in
>>710403413
The knife game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI-2VZoxYnQ
>>710403527
MODS!
And no, I did not. Though drinking underage is not a big deal. Drinking age here is 16, people usually start around 14, so I don't get why Americans are so prude about stuff.
Especially with the stuff you impudently call 'beer'.
>>710403542
Sounds like you're living the good life.
>>710403700
Am not Shiroy.
>>710403850
If you like that, I'd recommend checking out the album it's from, 'Atrocity Exhibition'.
>>710404307
How's life?
>>710404316
>rewarding
>2016
>implying
>ohoho.gif
>wut.jpg
>nigger be crazy
I need to stop...
>>710404324
You are now.
peri peri
>>710404067
>There's an episode that literally didn't have in between animation when it aired.
That sounds shitty.
>You?
Head hurts, working as always, trying not to die of being literally being too fat to exist.
>>710404069
No problem, think of it as your homework.
>>710404324
I was just about to do that actually.
Thanks, I don't know why I haven't listened to any of Danny Brown's stuff especially since I know him from the Avalanches, but hey
>>710403674
Ah, I see you're still not dead.
>>710404316
Yep. I have a doctor's appointment in a short while though, so that's kinda bleh.
>>710404673
Nope.
>>710404810
>tfw you cannot force a person to change his name.
>>710404673
Shitposting would have been my second suggestion, so good job!
Also, sweet picture.
>>710404810
Something serious?
>>710404085
qt
>>710404316
IM UNDER 21 NOT 18 YOU STOOPID MODS!
naw i just don't really care for drinking alchahol, and not many really care if your drinking under age unless your in a mexican neighboor hood where they want you to succeed or in front of a cop, kinda like with smoking
and yea beer here is alternate to nothing because poorfags and native americans
>>710404797
>That sounds shitty.
It was, though now it's more of a "I can't believe someone actually decided to air this" funny thing.
That's no good, I take it your earlier plans to lose some weight didn't take off then. Go running or I'll have to stick Emi on you.
Cirno claimu
>>710405016
No, just a regular thing.
>>710405080
>>710405140
You should generally stay away from poor people and cops anyway.
I don't get how natives are keeping you from producing actual beer.
>>710405162
You regularly have doctor appointments?
>>710405672
It's a therapist. I see her every month. I don't really like talking about this though.
>>710405162
>>710405672
Hey Shiros, do you have a discord? maybe set one up?
Add me:
G.S. Fordham#8222
I can send you links.
>>710405149
How's the maths
>>710405080
Thank you my friend. Have more.
>>710405094
Yeah, I'm about 210 pounds 6'3 right now.
So that plan didn't exactly work out...
At least I made it past 30
>>710406014
Just do what I did and start starving.
>>710405809
Ah, well, at least it seems to be working. Haven't seen you really down in months.
>>710405972
Discord is for the gay people.
Also I'm not sure what it is, and I don't want these new, fancy things.
>>710405986
pretty nightmarish.
but I got it done. and she went back and regraded it for me. so, I'm gonna have to read it faster I guess.
i'm gonna need to push that ahead of other classes
>>710406073
b-but muh microwave dinners
>>710405972
I do. But, it's very rare for us to interact, let alone have an actual conversation.
>>710406194
Thanks for being like, understanding and stuff.
>>710406227
What's your favorite microwave dinners?
I've gotten addicted to chinese sweet/sour chicken.
>>710404797
>Ah, I see you're still not dead.
Does that even matter at this point?
>>710406194
it's just an instant messaging app.
Aloha snackbar
>>710406474
Well, why not add me quick, and you can join up? We have 30 members already
also, no captcha
I miss Suzuha...
>>710405672
>company makes shitty "beer"
>natives buy shitty "beer"
>company lives
>>710406004
thanks, haven't seen you in a while, how's life treating you
>>710406865
>no captcha
what are ya a sorcerer
>>710406752
>not running a custom built discord design
>>710406519
Depends on my mood, I probably have to go with instant noodles since I'm boring, but just ordering pizza and microwaving the left overs sounds good.
Worst part is I probably get made fun of for being a fat piece of shit by the students.
>>710406648
The fuck does that mean? That other fag told me you send your regards. I'm guessing you're into chatting with people with other means too
>>710407210
>>no captcha
>what are ya a sorcerer
No, I meant it's easier to chat b/c Discord has no Captcha
>>not running a custom built discord design
explain...
>>710406865
I don't like the chats outside of /waifu/, so I'll decline. Thanks for the offer though.
>Watching Warcraft
Apparently these orcs have the strength of a thousand suns but are made of paper because every one of them dies in one fucking hit to each other
>>710406519
>favorite microwave dinners?
>mfw
>>710406752
That does sound pretty gay.
>>710407210
Did you know that it is against the law to label American beer 'beer' in Germany when selling it? (Not that anyone would buy it.)
>>710407439
oh... ok
>>710407582
But it's a good kind of gay.
C'mon
>>710407637
Are the dicks feminine?
>>710407582
>mfw
Beggars can't be choosers, and when I get home at 7pm I can't be arsed to buy groceries and cook dinnner.
>>710406648
This is a very cute Ruri poster
>>710407690
Maybe...
C'mon, we got QT3.14s in here.
>>710407210
It's been a while yeah. I don't come here too often and when I do, you're not here. Oh well.
Life is good, I guess? Although studies aren't coming along well and eh, what can you do. I might change what I'm studying if it keeps going like this. Otherwise I'm fine.
How about you?
>>710407462
Oh wow, it's the Galil. Hey.
>>710407819
Ohayou Alice! Been a while, how are you?
>>710407423
oh ok, but still are you a sorcerer
look up better discord, should be the first result, also can adds you?
>>710407582
lel, just have someone "fuck up" so then they're banned from selling it there
>>710407942
Sure add me.
and i'll look it up
>>710407942
pic
>>710407926
yea i haven't been on much lately last time i was on was the morning of the 31st for like 30 minutes i checked the thread
what are you studying for anyways?
I've been in "training" because i didn't go to it when i was first hired for the job i have
>>710408038
alrighty m8y
>>710407690
My priest is dead Shiro. He's permanently gone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y
Hold me please.
Why are the men 8 foot monsters with palms big enough to hide a basketball but the women are just green humans with big teeth
>>710407926
Hey Bewby <3
>>710407758
There sure is something in between making a fresh, home cooked dinner and microwaving misery.
Groceries stay good for some while and it doesn't have to be fancy, but Jesus Christ, Lord in Heaven, microwaving aluminum foil boxes to a point where you can have discussions about how good the different types are?
>>710407908
Name 4. Also, does it require creating an account?
>>710407942
No need, I have never in my life seen an American 'beer' with my own eyes. You can't get them here.
Nice pictures, btw.
>>710408347
*holds*
Hush, young one, I will hold you so tightly that all the pain will go away permanently.
>>710404653
Good good, you?
>>710407926
hasn't it only been 2 days?
>>710408718
>Hush, young one, I will hold you so tightly that all the pain will go away permanently.
Do me next?
>>710408718
Remember that vidya I was talking about? It's a perma death game. I fucking hate it so much. Why do I keep on playing it?