Bad game descriptions v2
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Bad game descriptions v2
>>710215691
>be very careful
>try to make the poopoos in the toilet bowl
>is too hard
>faiyle evertim
An african american male disappoints his friend when he fails to keep up with a method of moving freight.
>>710215828
Don't shit your pants
>>710215992
Forklift Simulator
>>710216074
Bingo boiii
>>710216106
Not even close. Have you seen a forklift move? A baby could outrun one, let alone a fine negro specimen.
>>710216106
All you had to do was to guess the damn game, CJ
>>710216423
fucking gold
>>710216074
All you had to do was following the goddamn train
>>710216245
Back in my day, forklifts galloped apace across the meadows, free spirits with forks held high... after years of being held captive and oppressed, I'm not surprised some disappointing negroes and infants could outrun them
>>710216501
Shit, wrong reply :v
You're a blue looking mother fucker with a stick thats looking to harness all 4 elements
>enter shower
>paternal unit enter shower
>osht.jpg
>>710216698
magikka
>>710216698
Tak & the Power of Juju
Jk, Airbender bullshit
>>710216734
Shower with your dad simulator?
>crashed
>automate
>rocket
>>710216873
Ding ding
>>710216734
FF7
>>710216889
Sounds like factorio
>>710217030
nicely done
>>710216761
>>710216826
Neither of those
>Amnesia.
>Spooky weather.
>Spooky shit
>Everyone wears hoodies and masks.
>Bolt is best friend.
>take photos
>kill man with pie
>kill man with water
>lvl up
>never kill the big cheese
>sadboner.png
>cry in house
>>710217138
Pokemon snap
>mah hair gives me summons
>oh shit mah hair is also mah clothes
>doesn't matter, I got 4 guns
>fifty dkp minus
>>710217138
Fatal frame
>>710217138
Dead Rising
>>710217286
Bayonetta?
>Be nigger.
>Steal bikes with nigger friends.
>Get shot at by niggers.
>not actually a bazillion guns
You often get overcharged by your Jamaican mechanics... But they're not Jamaican at all!
>scrawnyslaveman.jpg
>bossman wants to kill you and everyone
>time to scaddle
>horsedogsquid face guards with guns everywhere
>farting whenever you want
>screw bolts
>drink beer
>literally suck shit
>acquire cash for upgrades
>fail inspection
>perkele
>build car
>buy sausages
>fuck paying, flip off cashier
>steal gas
>get in car, enter roadway
>need to piss, just piss all over the windshield
>while pissing, change radio station
>suddenly hear euro beat but not from your radio
Houstonwehaveaproblem.gif
>ejected from car, dead
>10/10
>try to load save
>permdeath was checked
>a literal 7 hours of building car and tuning wasted
>>710217286
Bayonetta
>>710217465
abes odyssey
There goes one i put in the last thread
And nobody guessed it
>Space
>Homosexuality
>Combine these two and you get a meme
That is hint 3
>hate wife
>trailer trash
>make chores fun
>>710217534
Eyyyy very noice my man
>>710217606
mass effect
>>710217611
postal
>>710217655
checked and correct
>A bunch of unlikely fellas on a quest for a radiated stool
>miniture slave
>birthday present
>worthless family with issues
>depressing plot masked by upbeat music and cuteness
>>710217519
Stick life
> Drunk Dad wrecked shit
> Oh well, send Mah Boi to fix it
> Na da-nanana nana da-na nanananana....
>>710217640
Nope
>>710217775
Nuclear Throne
>>710217803
No kek me and the anon above me described the same game
>>710217492
>>710217519
My Summer Car
>>710217844
Correct
>>710217797
Fairly Odd-Parents or nah
>>710217930
Yes
>>710217123
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!
>>710217942
Nope, hint:
>GameCube
>>710217797
Unraveled
>>710217162
Madness
>have abusive mother
>hide in basement
>cry a thousand tears
"May you find your worth in the waking world"
>>710217606
>>710217640
I'm too ambiguous?
>It's ALL about stars
>little shithead creates robot army
>robot army invades home town
>roll around the whole fucking map
>find gold burger utensils
>defeat robot army
>yell at antagonist shithead
>defuse bomb
>you were the ahmed all along
>>710218033
Binding of Isaac
>>710218005
Nope
See:>>710218004
>>710217965
Correct, my friend.
>>710217611
Meth simulator
Back, offering a rimjob to whoever gets this one.
>10 years in jail for protesting
>Judge, Jury, and Executioner
>>710217965
Stalker: Clear sky.
>loli's
>bullets everywhere.
>Purple Dragon
>Only need one button to play
>It never ends
>>710218033
One of my favorite games
The binding of isaac
>>710218183
Spiro
>run past rifle on the ground
>team's autism intensifies
>get kicked
>need to get to race of champions
>build car
>game crash
>drive in city
>crash
>go through parts store
>crash
>go through new car dealership
>crash
>open game
>crash
>"welp atleast I tried"
>go to space-church/space-apartments
Themniggazdead.jpg
>use college education to innovatively sever limbs
Getspookedmahnigga.gif
>be the future
>rescue a shitty Acer laptop with wings.
>take a picture of a green thing
>fuck up your bosses wine cellar
>fuck with some cunts taxi in Chicago
>break into groom lake to rescue the king of rock and roll
>fight space dinosaurs
>ragequit because you are too dumb to realize what to do at the final boss
>Plumber
>>710218097
correct
>Do you like hurting other people?
>>710218245
Surely it isn't dead space
>>710218225
CS:STOP
>in the deathmatch of the future
>your uniform is a time bomb
>Sealed in a 3-D rotating room
>you strive to cheat death as walls become floors and floors become ceiling
>time counts down while you and up to three opponents scramble madly to control the one thing that can save you- the crystal
>Extend your life or shorten your opponents to avoid a fiery death
-ps1
-on most demo disks
>>710218245
Dead space 2
Climb medieval skyscrapers and kill anti-Semites .
>>710218290
Skyrim
Just look at all that micro transaction
>>710218290
>>710218322
Dubs don't lie
>>710218299
Czech'd
You would think that, wouldn't you
>>710218292
ez pz
Coldline New York
>>710218171
Death Smiles
>>710218379
Warframe
>>710218334
Quaker oats
>>710218369
Nope.
>>710218334
No clue but sounds fucking sweet
>>710218379
Dungeon Keeper mobile?
>be amazing engineer
>use skills to make creations to destroy castles and complete various tasks
>>710218352
You would think that, wouldn't you
>>710218163
Hatred
>>710218163
Punisher
>>710218221
Nope
>>710218498
Besiege.
>>710217199
Yup
>>710218033
Binding of Isaac
> Like Marry, Fuck Kill but with clones of the same woman.
> People actually play it for the minigame involving a sheep in boxer shorts.
>>710218570
Fuck yeah
>>710218555
nice trips anon and correct
>>710218507
Nope, the rimjob remains elusive
>>710218555
Trips confirmed it
>>710218038
Bloodborne?
>>710217371
nope
>>710218441
Nope.
>>710218417
Uh huh...
>>710216698
Azurik!
>>710218549
Nop, kind of closer tho
>>710217797
Gonna answer my own since it was given up
CHIBI ROBOOOOO
>>710218364
Ass Creed
>MELONS
>"You know what? I think you need to leave."
>>710218646
Pokemon Snap
>>710218775
Facade
>>710218171
>>710218655
Ok, then Tohou.
But seriously- look up Death Smiles. You'll like it.
>piss-poor tutorial you didn't pay enough attention to
Frustratedflicking.gif
>get blisters trying to pass the first fucking challenge
>ragequit and realize this game was made to make you feel shitty enough to go outside
>>710218775
FUCKING FACADE, TRIP, YOU STUPID FUCK
>>710218863
Correct, also will do.
>>710218033
>>710218097
>>710218585
Making a thread only for this seems like
Too much so i'm asking you guys...
How do you take the "end"
>>710218596
Katherine
> It's bejeweled with softcore porn and lame trivia
>>710218453
Da fuq?
>kill lots of people to prove you didnt kill one person
>or not kill anyone
>your choice
>>710218874
Ds1?
>start gaming unbeknownst that the world is already taken over by ayy lmaos
>be the reincarnation of some fuck
>develop 3 split personalities
>the villain is literally yourself
>fite self and win
this one's easy
>>710218951
Hunnypop
>>710218048
No Man's Sky
>>710218183
Someone please try to guess this.
>>710218637
Shit, I need my fucking rimjob
>>710218971
Undertale
>>710218987
Idk but sounds fun
>>710218065
SS: Battle for Bikini Bottom
>>710218971
Dishonored
>>710218971
Dishonored bitch, fucking pumped for Dishonored 2
>>710218685
Mario
>>710218932
Correct
>>710219061
Bingo
>>710219048
nope
>>710218163
DEAD TO RIGHTS
>>710218788
you did it!
>>710219074
thats a bingo!
>>710219001
Correct
>>710218005
And no
>war
>toys
>plastic soldiers
>ankarran sarcophagus
>>710218286
Anyone gunna take a crack at this one?
>FUCKIN DOZER
>>710218065
battle for bikini bottom or some shit like that, the spongebob game
>>710219162
I was the same guy who said Undertale, I didn't realize what a autistic fuck I was until I had hit post
>>710219162
I did one for dishonored in the last thread but you shits wouldn't bite the >wizard + spiderman
B8
Emo pikmin with swords
>>710219162
>>710219131
Not eben close
>mushroom zombie apocalypse
>lesbian 14 year old that swears too much
>>710219277
Zelda: 4-Swords Adventure
>>710219343
Last of us
>>710219343
Last of fuck
>>710218887
QUAD YOU STUPID FUCK
>>710219343
Last of us
>neon colors
>many mini games
>super crazy competive
>hitting bugs with hammers, rolling cages into each other, light runners, tanks, and more
> Orginal Xbox
>>710219398
FUCKING SHIT
>>710218286
Half-life
>>710218334
Bomberman?
>>710218286
Octopus Dad
>"AIDEN!"
>"AIDEN STOP!"
>"YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE, AIDEN!"
>"GOD DAMN IT, AIDEN!"
>"AIDEN, YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!"
>>710218095
Can't believe noone got this yet
>>710219211
Either Army Men or Toy Soldiers.
>your a man or women
>fight monsters
>chase the mad man making the monsters
>lots of blood
>heavy medal music boss battles
>>710217815
Katamari
>>710219498
Nope.
>>710219450
I know the game,
don't remember the name...
it was fun!
>>710219571
Devil May Cry 2
>>710219450
Fusion frenzy
>>710219544
Beyond Two Shits
>>710218694
you got it
>>710219544
The Last of Us 2
>>710219630
Just for you anon, I'll answer it myself so you can hopefully relive that nostalgia
>MOTHERFOCKING FUSION FRENZYYYYYY
>>710219576
Correct
>>710219450
Fucking Fuzion Frenzy
>>710218163
Judge dredd?
>>710219666
Eyyy noice going there boyo
>>710219553
That's right!
>>710215691
Buff guy
Kill millions of niggers
At least there's a couple nice asses.
>>710219544
Watch dogs ez
>>710219807
Resident evil 5?
>>710216698
Godai, the elemental force.
>>710219807
Duke Nukem
>>710219732
Fuck yes. Katamari Damaci. I was never disappointed with any katamari game.
>>710219872
Yup
> Cockfight simulator
> PETA is in it, too.
> Oh, and there's ninjas.
>Not Duke Nukem
>..aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BOOM
>..aaaaAAAAAAA-BOOM
>"I didn't ask for this"
>>710219976
No Man's Sky
>>710219654
older than that
<Hint
>>710219952
Serious Sam or BulletStorm
>>710219976
Deus Ex
>>710218765
Yes!
>want to aim high
>cunt makes you go low
>have a side-kick
>team up with a chick, that also has a side-kick
>suddenly it's about the box
>magic box makes you vanish
>>710219952
Worms?
Fatass blows up the world
God tells a random kid to fix it.
Random kid fixes it, and several feelsy moments happen along the way.
>>710219571
House of the Dead 3
>>710219727
Those were good times...
Thanks for remind me of this game
gotta play it again some day
>>710219571
Nightmare Creatures
>nigger buddy caught by bad guy
>gotta get him back, lol
>this bitch wearing damn near nothing? Not mad bout it....
>nigglet helping
>ultimate warrior
>no kangaroo this time
>>710219883
Its Azurik
>>710220048
nope
>>710220014
Yup, Serious Sam.
"not duke nukem" was too obvious, right?
Spend your life living off takeout and being a fag.
>>710220006
Resident evil uno
>>710220014
yeporino with walking prosthetic man
>>710220085
Gta San Andreas
>>710220043
Conkers bad Fur Day?
>>710220118
There was already one for /b/: the game
>3 chapters in campaign
>essentially hunt down Chinese atomic air conditioner that causes earthquakes
>go online
>entire server crawling around with their backs folded like broken chairs all in base
>someone talks
>entire server screams "GET THE FUCK OFF OF SIDE CHANNEL" in side channel
Ididntaskforthis.jpg
>grab gear, go to AO
>banned for lone wolfing
>>710218286
Perfect Dark
>>710219907
Agreed. So much fun and manly tears. Amazing series.
>>710219525
Nope
>>710220073
Np Anon, there have been more made I believe so getting it to run on a PC should be trivial
>>710220176
Not even close
>>710219450
Fusion Frenzy!!
>>710220204
WINRAR
>>710220108
It was the era of over the top shooters. It just came down to which Duke Nukem is was in the end as to which over the top shooter it was.
>>710220085
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 2: Bush Rescue
>>710217606
>>710217640
>>710220005
>Sigh
>The world's gone to shit
>Everything's locked away
>The Master makes you go around saving everyone
>Kill monsters and press on switches
>Shoot fucking fireballs out of a white orb that spins around you
>420 Blaze it
> Blow up demons
> Wash Wang
> Blow up Ninjas
> ???
> Profit!
Literally nobody knows what's going on.
Not even the writers.
>>710220065
nope
dialogue was pretty scary in that one tho!
around the same time period
>>710220328
sonic adventure 2
>you're a centuries old lesbian who knows everyone's name before she meets them
>>710220346
Fahrenheit
>>710220328
Bioshock
>>710220421
Nope
>>710220346
metroid other M
>>710220346
Silent Hill Downpour
>>710220390
Fallout 4?
>>710220346
Furi
>>710219741
FUCKING BINGO NIGGERS, WE HAVE A WINNER.
ENJOY YOUR RIMJOB FUCKO
>>710220468
Nope
>>710220472
Nada
>>710220150
Nope
>>710220309
Never heard of that. Might match description, but not the game in suggesting
>>710220482
bingo friendo
>>710220203
This one's super ez
>>710220338
Shadow Warrior?
>>710220491
Did you mean:
> I bought this game because Afro Samurai
>>710220085
Bad Boys 2: the Game
>>710220578
Free on PS+ ;^)
Punch holes in the walls while being talked down to by a passive aggressive bitch.
>blown up by a super model
>hang out with a gay hunter
>your best friends include a manic loli and a man made of beef jerky and fists
>you inexplicably know how to load and fire every gun in the universe
>fuck the system
>>710220660
Portal
>>710220554
Correct! Can you believe another one is coming out soon? Sweetness and much Wang ahead.
>>710220660
Portal 2 (or 1? Been a while)
>>710220078
AW YISS
>>710220688
Damn I made it too easy.
>"YOU... I've SEEN you"
>freak out
>turn pc off
>turn it back on
>try again
>what am I gliding? who programmed this shit?
>this is dumbed down shit
>close game again
>go back
>this game is a fucking masterpiece
Be sneaky.
Or not, you can actually fight like a motherfucker.
Colored rice.
>be black
>have coffee
>go to gym
>get pizza
>do crimes
> can wear little girl mask while beating cops to death with a bat
Thisismyfetish.jpeg
> endless amount of cops to fuel my rampage
> get bodied by big black nigger with a shotgun
> batmans big mexican wrestler is negotiating
> oh look a sniper
> PUT THE FUCKING COKE IN THE TRUCK
>>710215691
In space fight aliens
>>710220827
Gta San Andreas... now it has to be
>>710218334
Fucking "Kurushi", man
> Fight an underwear model for control of the MOON
> Stare at boobies for power-ups
> Kill shit with swords
>>710220833
saints row 3?
>>710220839
Halo?
>Where's Aleksander
>Oink
>Worst sequel ever
>>710218987
Oh come on, none of you fuccbois played it? http://xenosaga.wikia.com/wiki/Fei_Fong_Wong
duck man with detached limbs runs and jumps with his autistic friend and a bunch of jews catching fairies and doing other gay shit
>Gravity
>Cool music
> Brilliant colors
>A spaceship
>Puzzles
>little black eyeball niggers
>great music and great gameplay
>>710220868
that shit sounds fucking cool
i give, tell me what it is
>>710220833
Payday?
>>710220905
Rayman?
>Brainwashed, thief, lesbien, Joerg Sprave, tough guy, flaky weaboo, old fuck, loli, old timey speech guy, Mogli, Nepalese, weirdo, trap
>>710220905
Ray-Man
>>710220916
If nobody get it within 10 minutes I'll go ahead and spoil it. It's just as batshit insane and awesome as it sounds.
>>710220833
Payday 2
>>710219235
paycheck 2: the robbery?
>>710220912
World of goo?
>>710220801
Gravity Bone
>>710220996
Ayyy yes
>>710220912
PATAPON
>>710220978
This could very well be metal gear solid 4.
>>710220801
Far Cry 3
>>710220203
>join another server
>getting geared up in base
>"HEY MAN WANNA JOIN OUR UNIT?!"
>sure why the fuck not
>"COOL BRO IP IS IN MAP"
>miss m, hit g
>grenade is now in the middle of 30 other guys huddled around a crate
>server crashes because it can't generate kill messages fast enough
>rage
>muh daughter
>everybody except old wise sword man and apathetic blue rival man is a fucking dick
>kill creator of everything
>die
>>710221077
Nein
>>710221111
YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIII
QUADS NEVER FAIL
>rollerblades
>graffiti
>dope soundtrack
>>710221133
Asura's wrath?
>>710220596
I lol'd
More hints, i guess...
>fuck yea, baseball stadium
>does that fucking sign say "Do! BASEBALL"
>Underground fight club, like, 9 miles underground
>my mighty human hand, with its five penises clenched in a fist
>>710218183
Heroin Hero
>>710221133
God of war
>>710221124
Nu-uh
>>710221176
JET SET RADIO, MUHNIGGA
>>710221187
Winrar
>>710221177
Very nice, 10/10 grem
>>710221185
Fallout New Vegas
>>710220318
ya i am r u?
Hard as BALLS
Can't fucking block
Barely regal
>>710220868
That sounds similar to Killer Is Dead
>>710221293
That Naruto style fighting loli game?
>>710221127
This is easy
>>710215691
>Still has no story
>sexy babes
>sucky developers
>terminator
>flood
>other human
>tentacles
>>710221293
Dead or Alive
>>710221339
Hell no
>>710220801
Oblivion
>>710221376
sounds like an awesome porno
>"RAMIREZ"
>>710221382
You can block in doa.
You just get thrown if you do it like an idiot
>>710221133
Old wise swordsman was a fucking cock block... fucking let me get drunk and grab some titties
>Be the sixties baby
>Open people's minds, man.
>Richard Horvitz keeps nagging at me and harshing my buzz
>Trip out hardcore
>Fight the KGB
>Square red man
>Wall-jumpin' and that's it
>Not Super Meat Boy, although it's a good lead
>Also: Double Jumps
>>710221405
yeah, I was surprised it took you so long
>>710221437
Mw2.
My favorite.
>>710221437
Mw2
>>710217459
Borderlands
>>710220855
winrar
>>710221283
Nunu
>>710220916
>>710221331
That's because it is Killer is Dead.
>>710221376
Halo
>>710221376
Duke Nukem?
>>710221571
Wrong
This Will make it too obvious... but
>DETRAS DE TI IMBÉCIL!
>>710221628
Wrong also
>a bit worse than purgatory
>no escape, you're not enjoying it, but not hating it either
>just a few more quests
>it's 4 am
>am i paying them for ruining my social life
>>710221232
AWw YA-YAHH!
That game was one oof a kind
>>710221700
Wow
Titties.
Salt.
Big ass snek thing boss.
So much salt.
>>710221738
yea ez
>>710221759
League of lurdur
>Guile Hair 1994
>>710221700
WoW
Or any MMO really.
> Try to save the girl
> Kill giant monsters
> No, anon, you are the demons
>>710221656
Silent Hill: Code Veronica 3
>caused the video game crash in the 80s
>>710221972
Shadow of the motherfucking colossus.
>>710221997
Your mom
>>710221997
ET?
>>710222072
Winrar
>black guy shoots white guy
>run
>black guy impales white guy w/shovel
>run
>get flag
>battle on a tank
>glitchy AF
>run circles in a field like a COD retard
>>710222036
Correct
>>710221376
Everyone give up on this?
>>710221997
Extra Terrestrial
new t
>>710222042
Go to school.
Fuck shit up at night.
Fuck every bitch that comes near you and they for some reason don't talk about it to each other and catch you being a god damn pimp.
>V
>girlfriend gets kidnapped
>jump into the movies
>blue guy shows you the ropes
>every 16-18 year olds comic wet dream
>>710222211
Bully
>>710222212
Viewtiful joe lol
>break the crates
>eat the apples
>YIKES
>>710222263
Nope
>>710222307
Dungeons & Dragons online
>chicken kill communists
>bunch of posers try to be chicken
>get killed by communist leader
>Frosted Flakes mascots gets killed by Thick Skinned Cop
>true American shows too much respect
>writer writes some shit
>PTSD from Hawaii
>fucking power plant level
>Ratman goes to jail
>>710222307
Those are wumpa fruits you fucking faggot
>>710222393
Crash Bandicoot, forgot to add that
>>710222365
nope
>>710222393
Winner!
>>710221997
Fuck off ET didn't cause the crash. A flood of poorly made games, with no QC, by fly-by-night producers caused the crash. ET was just one of the many straws that broke the camel's back.
>>710222583
>]
...and his mom
>199X
>Big heads
>paint bullets
