bad game descriptions v3
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bad game descriptions v3
>>710222042
>Be the sixties baby
>Open people's minds, man.
>Richard Horvitz keeps nagging at me and harshing my buzz
>Trip out hardcore
>Fight the KGB
> Cockfight simulator
> PETA is in it, too.
> Oh, and there's ninjas.
>>710222267
We Happy Few
Fatass blew up the world.
God tells random kid to fix it.
Feels ensue.
Rest of the party is only situationally useful.
>>710222042
>Still has no story
>sexy humanoids
>ugly humans
>terminator worshippers
>the flood
>tentacles
>waste too much time on it
>still don't understand lore of it
> Soviet Mind Game
> Doing FUCKING lines forever
>Point and click adventure
>Cowboy Bebop aesthetic
>You were your brother the whole time
>>710222548
Mom simulator
>>710222554
WaxWorks?
>>710222544
Destiny?
>>710222589
nope
>>710222426
Nope think older.
>>710222544
halo
>>710222443
Meanwhile, kid fails to friend from Wario because he's a baby bitch
>V
>girlfriend gets kidnapped
>jump into the movies
>blue guy shows you the ropes
>every 16-18 year olds comic wet dream
>>710222544
ass effect
>>710222608
>>710222642
Nope but close
>>710222544
That other game bungie made that totally isn't just RPG halo.
>>710222679
Viewtiful Joe
>>710222267
psychonauts
>fish lobs all day
>>710222655
Nope.
Though warioware does oddly fit the description
>>710222738
Yesssssss
>>710222679
Scott Pilgrim?
>>710222544
>people think this isn't warframe
>>710222757
Nope.
I will suck your cock and let you fuck me if you get this one
>Red square thing
>Jumping and wall jumping
>Not Super Meat Boy, but it's a good lead
>Also: Double Jumps
>>710222267
Cod BO?
>>710222042
>literally a 13 year old fighting game
>wasn't built for fast inputs,
>People rely on breaking the game so much they cant play the new ones
>the circlejerk is still going strong.
>be at school
>your teacher sucks
>fight darkness
>nvm, it was a fucking dream
Ass.
Titties.
Ass n' titties.
Leather daddy ninja is here
>run around and climb shit
>uncover a conspiracy
>>710222544
Warframe
>>710222776
It's mother 3, though, and Lucas can't save Ness from Wario because he's a bitch.
> Humans find deadly disease
> Try to kill off disease vector
> Accidentally the whole thing
> Crap. Now who am I going to try to date?
>>710222904
Nope. Think older.
Get small to save a rock hard princess
>>710222940
Beyond good and evil
>>710222903
Thomas was alone?
>>710222903
Jumping flash
>>710222808
Bingo motherfucker
Last one for the night for me boys,
>dead sister
>brain worms
>giant spider
>no explanation
>>710222042
"our people our now wearing your blue jeans and listening to your pop music"
>>710222968
It is not mother.
Ps2 game, for a hint.
>>710222911
Smash Brothers Melee
>>710223026
On the ps1?
>>710223026
Limbo?
>Dreams
>Abstract
>Scary at times
>Suicide
>No story
>Exploration
>>710222999
nope
>Masks
>>710223102
LSD (Lovely Sweet Dream)
>>710222940
Psychonauts??
>>710222935
Senran Kagura?
>>710222926
That sounds a lot like Shark boy and Lava girl.
>big heads
>paint bullets
>>710223167
Splatoon?
>>710222983
Dead space?
>>710222940
assassin's creed or mirror's edge
>>710223132
nope
>>710223003
>>710223017
Nope to both
>>710223088
Eyyyy winner, also noice dubs~!
Alright take care everyone, I'll see if I can't make another thread like this tomorrow night. Sweet dreams everyone.
>raise monsters
>battle them in a arena
>earn money
>raise more monsters
>>710223138
Not far off.
A character from this game made a guest appearance I think.
>>710223167
Slplatoon
>Dudes shooting each other in the desert
>>710223200
mirror's edge yep
>>710223189
>>710222983
Nope. Here's more hints:
> It's Japanese with English translation
> THIS IS NOT THE TRUE PUDDING!!
>>710223050
yup
>>710223118
The legend of Zelda: majora's mask
>>710223217
Pokemon
>>710223217
monster rancher
>>710223217
Monster rancher
>>710222926
Heart of Dankness
>>710223160
This game was made way before that movie
>hint: ps1
>>710223217
Monster Rancher
>>710222771
Run and escape
>>710223280
Nope
>>710222267
Hopefully I don't make this too obvious.
>ayy lmao.
>>710222267
I know I am wrong, but Destroy All Humans 2 came to mind.
>Women are evil
>Push blocks
>>710223167
Goldeneye with DK and paintball mode on?
>>710222926
Persona
>>710223240
Battlefield or cod
>>710223291
winrar
>>710223343
Catherine
>>710223328
WINNNNNNNEEEERRRRR
>>710223186
hint >gold guns
all the other players except me need a nerf
>nations and individuals constantly warring for powerful weapons made from the remains of 2 dead gods
>series started great, turned to shit, then got cancelled and abandoned as soon as it redeemed itself
>insane amounts of lore and world building, constantly finding new nuggets of information tucked away in the nooks and crannies of the world
>super depressing that we will never know how it ends
>>710223343
Catherine
>>710223118
Hotline Miami?
>suddenly become captain of a bunch of hippies
>literally unstoppable
>get stopped
>you all die and are resurrected
>latin chanting
>>710223321
close enough
>>710223167
007 golden eye
>>710223391
Slave & Master?
>>710223368
Shit, I'm surprised! It's been a hell of a long time since I've played that game. Lots of fun.
>Lose kid in post apocalyptic wasteland
>Fallout 4 is for pussies
> Zombie killing zombies with pitchfork
> B-movie references
> Type O Negative soundtrack
>smoking is encouraged
>flirt with coworkers
>rebel against your boss
>die in the end because of an illness
>>710223391
Xenoblade?
>Get thrown into future by whale
>Oh shit the whale is my dad
>Kill whale
>I was a dream the whole time.
>>710223497
Blood
>>710222404
Sleeping dogs?
>>710223493
Fallout 4
>>710223528
Final fantasy 10?
>>710223391
No idea but sounds really fuckin neat
>>710223484
Hell yeah it was. That game was the shit.
Bum in New Jersey
Got a sweet job doing a useless talent.
Your friend is a dick and stole your job.
>>710223509
Metal Gear Solid
>>710223416
Ding ding ding, good job anon! Its really easy once you realize theres only like 3 games that have to do with masks and 2 of them are Hotline Miami lol.
>Visit hot teacher
>everyone dies
>work out deals to get monsters to fight with you
>fight against biblical gods
>>710223532
Correct
>>710223559
>is for pussies
>>710222548
Papers Please
>>710223288
>>710223290
>>710223311
Getting monsters of other game disks since 1997
>asshole space centipedes
>pimp out your ship
>fucking hippies
>>710223532
That game came out when I was a toddler and it fucking terrified me
>gandhi nukes you
>little pink things try to kill eachother
In teams
>Game ends when only 1 team left
>Many weapons
>Explosive sheep aerial attack
>>710222903
adventures of pip
> trippin
> save a whore
> kill russians
> kill russians
> kill russians
Hard mode.
>We all met by chance
>Cool we all grew up together in an orphanage but we somehow forgot
>lol the foster mother who took care of us is our enemy now
>>710223721
Worms
>>710223717
Civilization
>green shit infests earth
>transhuman cult
>aliens
>>710223716
Connect Four
>>710223717
There's no way this could by civ
There's just no way
No way
Right guys?
It's not civ
>>710223568
2EZ
>>710223721
Worms
Focking ez
>>710223355
got it
>>710223743
Bruh I already did Hotline Miami with Masks hahaha
>>710223716
Mom simulator
>>710222548
No idea how no one's got Tetris yet.
>>710223778
>>710223661
Nope
>>710222548
Hint:
> This is probably the most copied video game on the face of the planet
> You have already played it. Trust me.
>>710223764
Final Fantasy 8. 2EZM8
>>710223616
Well there are others (e.g. Rayman 2 where you have to collect 4 powerfull masks or whatever), but hotline miami is the only game I know that could be described with only "masks".
>be trained astronaut
>manipulate local wildlife for survival
>figure out puzzles and fight local wildlife with local wildlife
>>710223847
Ding ding ding- winner!
>>710223102
More hints...
>It's japanese
>weird as fuck
>is usually compared to lsd
>look abusive mom, I'm projecting.
>>710223848
FUCKING TETRIS
>>710223848
>>710223847
It's mom simulator
>can hold megatons of gold but not thousands of feathers
>>710223456
Got it!
>>710223876
Sounds interesting, me likey
>>710223865
well done.
>>710223892
The Binding of Isaac
>>710223866
Besides Majora's Mask which anon already guessed
>>710223904
Any elder scrolls game
>>710223889
Asian Mind?
>>710223904
Minecraft
>say hello to people
>OH FUCK, I DIED AGAIN
>>710223876
Pikman?
>>710223558
Nope.
>>710222404
Hint: it's Turn-based.
>>710223940
I damn you''re fast
>>710223482
Nah
>>710223515
That does actually fit pretty well but no, not what I had in mind
Another hint because I'm realizing I probably left it too vague
>vampire slaying sword constantly belittling it's owners
>main characters are always shitty judges of character. Their best friends inevitably stab each other in the back
>>710223391
Yo any one know this one, pretty interested tbh
>>710222404
the Pokemon game with Team Plasma
>>710223914
For England James
Literally nobody knows what the fuck is going on.
>>710223889
LSD Dream Emulator...or was it simulator? One of those.
>Moody special snowflake
>dick around the universe
>everything I know is a lie
>here's the truth
>>710223716
Tetris
>>710224043
CHOCOBOS ARE NOT CHICKENS MOTHERFUCKER
>Be plumber
>Hang out in sewers
>Fight Russians
>Raise flags
>>710224075
Correct!
>>710224068
Oh this is Soul Caliber isn't it?
>Newly released
>Everyone thought it'd be good
>Actually repetitive shit
>Break out of zombie prison
>Kill the guy who crispy-fried himself.
>>710224180
Freedom fighters?
>>710223967
Boom.
>>710224205
Overwatch
>>710224205
No man's sky
>guy in the future
>they give him shitty grape juice for 2 years
>he talks now
>>710224205
No Man's Sky?
>>710224118
Animal Crossing
>>710224205
No man's sky
>>710224205
No Man's Sky.
>>710223889
Welp
Guess it's a too rare game to you to know...
Anyways, i invite you to play it
Your'e not going to regret
>>710224222
Correct and check'd
>>710224205
Doom
No Man's Sky
>>710224205
Bf1
REVENGE OF THE CRINGEY FANDOM
Even though it's an okay game.
>>710224262
I thought for sure it was gunna be LSD Dream Emulator
>Blow shit up
>Fucking machine
>Points for capacity
>Blow same shit up
>What they were friends?
>>710224180
Is it Maerio?
>>710224331
Undertale
>>710224204
nope, not a fighting game
>>710224331
Undertale
>Godzilla
>King Kong
>Giant fucking mantis
>Big ass alien boss
>>710224375
Rampage
>>710224375
Rampage
>>710224347
ratchet and clank?
I don't remember which one
>>710224375
Rampage
>allies
>soviets
>bald guy with powers
>time travel
>fucking ufos
>>710224409
>>710224414
>>710224430
No, no, and no. More obscure.
>>710224364
Is it Japanese?
>>710224434
Wolfenstein
>>710224358
It's undertale.
> be fat guy
> eat everything short of the very walls themselves
>>710224375
One of those Japanese monster ensemble fighting games
>>710224375
WAR OF THE MONSTERS
FUCK YES
>>710224240
>>710224242
>>710224251
>>710224253
>>710224267
>>710224293
All good answers except for Doom and BF1 because they at least didn't bold face lie about what they were going to be and are pretty alright games. But nope not the game I was thinking of.
>>710224569
This nigga gets it.
>>710224491
Nope
>>710224421
Nope, not a platformer, and not originally a console game
>heee heee
>save little kids
>Parkour
>Unrealistic situations
>Story is confusing as fuck
>Naked Alma
>Secrets of Never Drowning
>Fleshbag Maurader
>>710224578
Mafia 3
>>710224578
Skyrim special edition?
>>710224529
pacman
>>710224689
The MJ game on the Genesis
>>710224689
Michael Jackson's moonwalk
>You are in a mysterious facility
>Strange bear-thing in front of you
>Blink
>It kills you
>You have to escape from This facility
>Weird monsters and objects are in your way
>>710224481
It was created in Japan yes.
More hints!
>in 5th installment, moody vamp slaying sword could literally prevent anything bad ever happening
>of course this is also the only game it doesn't appear in
>>710224068
Castlevania?
>>710222042
smash bricks with my head
eat mushrooms
kill turtle
fall down drain
fuck the princess
>>710224726
SCP Containment Breach
>>710224722
>>710224720
too ez
>>710223026
Bloodborne?
>Be a sentient tank
>Fight other sentient robots
>Shitty one-liners after every kill
>Last boss is on the moon
>>710224769
Some Mario shit.
>>710224719
Yes
Whats the one where you
>fight the space crow
>fight a cat with talking fish bowl
>fight a giant queen ant lady
>see a cow
>>710224778
That's godamn right
>Guy in the future
>colored guns
>Rips off of gta
>skateboard into glowing spheres
>>710224868
Earthworm Jim
>>710224832
Can't be, Mario doesn't hit bricks with his head, and never gets to fuck the princess.
>>710224705
Ding ding ding we have a winner
>>710224706
And Skyrims only repetative since everyone has already played it.
>>710224745
Mang I'm super curious
>>710224868
Earthworm jim
Be guy
fight war
realism
dlc costs as much as base game
>>710224876
Saints row
>>710224966
Any modern shooter
>destroys friendships
>>710224375
I got you dew
unlocked all the costumes in this one
>>710224966
>>710225020
more of a simulator
>>710224876
Saints row?
>>710225048
Mario Party
>>710225048
New Super Mario Bros on the Wii
>>710224624
Robo 47 was my favorite, followed closely by Preytor's wasp skin. I played the fuck out of that game with my dad. Ah, memories.
>Start game
>Abandon main quest
>Grow food to level up
>Game becomes farmville
>Random shit raids your farms
>be in space
>believe it or not!
>hiding from some dickhead.
>hiding from some uncanny valley ass machines.
>turns out there were a lot more dickheads than you first thought.
>>710225093 yes,
Mario kart is also a valid answer
>my name is crow
>I do crow things
>i am crow
>>710225048
MONOPOLY.
>>710225134
Fallout 4
>>710225048
Monopoly
Alternately Mario Kart
>>710224898
YE
>>710225134
Rune Factory?
>>710224876
older than that
>Can play as man or woman
>Teammates call you "sir" either way
>stopmisgenderingme.jpeg
>Your two best friends are a chink and a nigger
>Your two best friends are also retarded and will go in the line of fire to get downed two times per minute
>SWAT simulator
>>710225151
System Shock?
>>710224752
No but game 2 has a character accompanying the sword that looks exactly like someone you would see in a Castlevania game
>>710224923
It's a decently well known series but if I say anything too obvious people will get it in a heartbeat so I'm trying to focus on less obvious hints
>>710225173
Damn right its fallout 4.
>>710225245
Nope think newer.
>>710225100
All the cringe this made me pass...
That, my friend, is also a valid entry
>be salve
>find out you're whole race is about to be slaughtered and eatan
>escape
>attempts a perilous quest to emancipate his downtrodden people
>You play as a spooky scary skeleton
>>710224830
No one will get this. Maybe a hint
>On PS1
>Obscure as shit
>Came up with it's subtitle 5 years before Ratchet and Clank did
>>710222983
RE/Biohazard?
>>710225313
Morrowind?
>>710225230
Rainbow 6?
>>710225230
Daikatana?
>>710225264
I almost want to say Devil May Cry, but I don't remember a belittling vampire sword from it
>>710225073
>>710225016
older than that
>>710225330
Frisky dango
>>710225330
Medievil
>>710225151
Aliens Isolation?
>>710225313
I have no idea what it could be
>>710225375
....saints row *one*
>>710225364
Ding ding ka-ching
>>710225360
Negative
>>710225330
Mr Bones
>>710225431
Yep!
>>710225288
System Shock 2
>>710225408
Ding ding ding, you're god damn right! One of my favourite PS1 games.
>Mod it till it crashes.
>>710225437
You sir are the man. Nailed it
>>710225563
Skrim
>>710222042
>space
>janitor
>>710225338
One
>>710225563
Literally any game with a modding community.
>>710225600
Viscera cleanup somethin or another
>>710225438
>>710225073
>>710225016
>It was on the PS2
>He talks in this one
>>710225600
Viscera Cleanup Simulator?
>>710225338
Ghost in the Shell?
>>710225676
Coo
>>710222983
Hatoful Boyfriend?
>>710225610
Nope.
>>710225659
Nope.
>>710225527
Nope it was
>>710225431
>I like green rocks
>my friends also like green rocks
>evil things are bad
>>710225574
Excited for Soulstorm?
I liked New n Tasty alright but I felt like they missed the opportunity to expand on Oddworld more. I would have loved easter eggs that pertained to the lore and creatures, like maybe a hidden screen of baby scrabs or paramites or something that run away from you? I dunno, I'm not Lorne Lanning.
>>710225368
Nah but that's also a good guess
>in game 2
>vampire chick and circus knife thrower chick fighting over my dick
>stupid sister cockblocks at every turn
>Jokes on her cause I intentionally didn't recruit one of the characters
>>710223764
Zenoclash
>>710225650
>>710225640
older
>there is too much typing in this motherfucker.
Dark souls?
>>710225648
I have no idea what game
>JAK AND DAXTER
you could possibly mean anon
>>710225807
Space Quest.
>>710223695
Welp, looks like I went so hard mode, none of you faggots had the balls to even guess.
>be clay guy
>must stop Evil engine number 9
>>710225727
Spyro the dragon.
>>710225807
typing of the dead
>>710225852
ding ding
>>710225845
goteem
>>710224434
Red Alert, not sure if 2, Yuri's Revenge or 3
>shit goes down
>nobody notices but the protagonist
>tries to warn people
>people won't listen
>turns out its aliens
>>710225870
Yup
>pointy ears
>collect hundreds of eggs
>furry rat follows you everywhere
>get mad and your skin turns purple
>your gun changes colour
>time travel
>>710222267
It's sad but it's one of my favorite games
>Destroy All Humans! 2
Make war, not love.
>>710226052
Wait holy shit i got that right?
I was just bullshitting
>>710226061
Didn't Jak's skin turn white?
>>710225737
No idea... any other hint?
>Russia
>Underground good
>Surface bad
>speed
>not Sonic
>Smash brothers
>Futuristic cars
>>710226183
He swaps between white and purple
>>710226219
Metro something
>>710226219
Metro 2033
>>710225867
neverhood
>>710226194
Really trying to think of one that won't be too obvious, but the threads about to die anyway so I'll just go ahead and tell you it's Suikoden.
>>710225737
Hmmmm is it Disgaea?
>>710226262
>>710226267
Ding ding ding, that was pretty fast geez
>>710226289
The sequel
>>710226317
Played it when I was too little to give a shit about the lore and story... damn
>>710226234
Super Sonic Acrobatic Rocket Powered Battle Cars?
>11 year old game
>edgy animal
>fucking terrible controls
>guns
>>710224830
With this boss on a moon thought it might be Portal 2
>>710226424
Coldsteel the Hedgheg
>could get Newton mad
>Angry lightnings
>FUCKING fish waiting you to fall
>Floating
>>710226234
cars gave it away. rocket league
>>710226424
Shadow the Hedgehog?
>>710226424
conker's bad fur day
>kill things
>kill boss
>do this 3 more times
>do it 5th time in expansion
>>710226475
yep
>>710226453
Chell's not a tank.
>>710226497
Destiny?
>>710226540
way older
>>710226466
It actually describes it pretty well,
But no
>>710226234
Twisted metal
>liked because of the difficulty
> 2 and 3 were shit
All you need.
>>710226234
Twisted metal?
>>710226639
If you're talking about dark souls, fuck right off.
>>710225359
No
>>710225709
Correct!
>>710226639
Sark Douls
>>710226234
Vigilante 8?
>>710226670
You got it. No reason to be mad.
