c-c-celeb thread: I-I think... m-maybe... no alpha f-f-fighting edition
>>708465339
>>708465339
Are you fucking Real?
>>708465339
That's a bad impression m8
Slave to Goddess Katy reporting in.
>>708465740
mah fucking dick
>>708465986
was hoping you would show up. i need my dick sucked.
>>708465986
Kick him. Kick him now. If you know what is good for this thread, you kick him right now, op.
>>708466286
thicc
>>708466327
You got a nice big cock for me to suck. Goddess Katy loves for me to suck big cocks.
>>708465513
my god she is adorable
>>708465339
Warum bist du nur so ein dreckiger hurensohn
>>708466439
fatt
>>708465846
>>708465872
i need those tits in my mouth
Emma has her lawyers sending out cease and desists over this pic. Given her previous see-throughs and nip slip, I can only assume it's because she has little to no makeup on.
Like most girls, she looks better without it, but good fucking luck convincing one of that. No amount of swearing it's really true will convince them that you're not 'just being nice'.
>>708466666
QUINTS GET
>>708466779
mama
>>708466666
>>708466822
Never got that before, good post for it too!
>>708466820
We already solved this mystery, you idiot.
>>708465986
I'm no longer her slave now that I found out she's a nigger lover.
>>708466666
Wasted on a shitty gif too
>>708466987
good on you
>>708466975
care to elaborate on wtf you're on about
>>708466951
yep. biel has a great ass.
>>708466987
I serve Goddess Katy no matter what.
>>708466987
Did Katy really get fucked by a black guy?
This can't be true...right?
>>708467110
The reason she went legal on that relatively tame photo is because she was wearing that outfit to the United Nations as an ambassador for female rights, and it would appear disrespectful. She dropped everything the day after the trip was over.
>>708467367
Why do white women like niggers so much?
No cuck responses.
>>708467627
I don't know anything about women. I just serve Goddess Katy.
>>708467627
Guys like big boobs, girls like big dicks.
>>708467627
Well some women just find them attractive and on average they do have slightly larger penises.. The biggest thing though is that they are different. Also, interracial relationships are more accepted these days, but it's still a bit taboo for a white woman to be with a black guy. Women love that shit.
>>708467425
Are you surprised?
Black guy here, question for y'all.
I think white women are the hottest of all the races.
Do I have your permission to fap to them and also try to get a white gf?
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba s-said the w-worst f-f-fate in the w-world is t-too good f-for me b-because I-I destroyed h-her life completely... She s-said I-I came upon h-her l-like the medieval plaque, ruining her hopes and dr-dreams, shutting her up forever w-with the sissiest m-man in the world who is too af-afraid of his own shadow t-t-to claim an-anything in the w-world of strong m-men... She s-said I-I took advantage o-of h-her w-womanly n-nature t-to f-force h-her heart and m-mind t-to accept what the l-local sp-spit rat would lift his leg and shit 'n spit on...
>>708467745
>>708467813
thats a fine black bitch
>>708467621
That makes no sense. It would appear disrespectful because she had worn that outfit once before and neglected to wear a bra with it? And to lessen this disrespect she drew maximum attention to it by sending legal threats?
>>708468040
Go ahead bro.
>>708467970
>>708468132
>>708468463
fuck i love those nips
>>708468040
You may fap to them but I cannot grant you permission to try and get a white gf..
>>708468602
Come on man, I'm not even ghetto.
>>708468602
>>708468040
Correction... If they've already been blacked you can have them. Deal?
>>708468520
>appear disrespectful because she had worn that outfit once before and neglected to wear a bra with it
Yes. It's a fucked up PC world, and she's supposed to be representing womyn not have her tits out in the same outfit.
>>708467970
This real??
>>708469572
good picture to tribute
>>708469524
real and also is old
>>708467790
I need a cock on her mouth
>>708469657
Go suck dick
>>708469653
mmmmmmmm yes please
>>708469722
Wish i cud
>>708467970
Ugly whore nipples
>>708469653
Moar!!
>>708465339
W-w-why you t-t-t-talkin like a f-f-fuckin retard?
>>708469681
Goddess Katy would love if I sucked your cock. Do you have a big cock for me to suck?
>>708468040
I don't really care. Go ahead.
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>>708469866
Yfw Ryan Reynolds gave them both Canadian herpes and bad acting virus.
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>>708470094
diamonds
>>708470094
cancer nigga
>>708470145
>>708469785
So you finally come out of the closet. Good for you.
>>708470271
>>708468146
Are u some kind of retarded as faggot?
>>708468040
Upstanding black man? Go right ahead, my friend.
Ghetto trash nigger? No. And how did you learn to type?
>>708470094
Oh god...Iggy is my Queen!
>>708470094
Raptor badger goldfish pow pow
>>708470446
>>708470401
Mm yeah I'm diamonds right now I can't even tell my dick from your dad
>>708470353
I've never been in the closet. My unending love for Goddess Katy has always been out for all to see.
>>708470570
No you're gay
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>>708470570
>>708470644
Call me what you want. I am in love with Goddess Katy and I devote my life to her.
>>708470644
fag
>>708470663
>>708470709
my sides
>>708470785
>>708470768
Do what you have to do. It seems like everyone except you know though.
>>708470967
>>708470967
Raptor badger
>>708471049
Raptor raptor badger badger
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>>708471121
Whactcha gonna do when the pow pow poo?
>>708471264
Goldfish.... splash. Pow pow poo
>>708471264
>>708471393
Pow pow poo.
Pow pow poo.
>>708471427
Ween I weiner weiner pow pow poo
>>708471427
>>708471766
Whatcha gonna do with the wiener poo?
Pow pow poo.
>>708471766
>>708471766
Her boobs are unfortunate
>>708471935
Drop dat beat.
Pow pow Pete.
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>>708472044
finally somebody hot. bless you, anon.
>>708472153
Got tired of seeing iggy lol
>>708472062
Weiner rabbit weiner rabbit splash
>>708465609
That arm vein. Damn.
M-My m-mistress Hope Solo s-said the w-worst f-f-fate in the w-world is t-too good f-for me b-because I-I destroyed h-her cunt completely... She s-said I-I came upon h-her l-like the medieval plaque, ruining her labia and c-cervix, shutting her up forever w-with the sissiest m-man in the world who is too af-afraid of his own shadow t-t-to claim an-anything in the w-world of strong m-men... She s-said I-I took advantage o-of h-her g-goalie n-nature t-to f-force h-her heart and m-mind t-to accept what the l-local sp-spit rat would lift his leg and shit 'n spit on...
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>>708472287
ugly azalea
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>>708468040
Just take them all, white women are the worst.
>>708473152
You got it bro ;)
>>708472287
You'd still do it.
>>708472974
Big bootay!
>>708468146
>>708470416
As y-you c-can s-see g-good sir I-I'm a l-little behind the t-times and i-it's seems an i-impossibility I-I h-have a world class m-mate... I-I'm sure you c-can see s-some o-of the frustrations my mistress must b-b-be experiencing: for o-our 30 second contact c-can be exemplified times a hundred thousand with what sh-she has to e-endure e-every day living with me...
>>708473451
I thought hope solo was your waifu now
>>708473335
I would not touch that albino abbo with another mans dick, let alone mine.
>>708465846
Shit, those are huge! Bouncing in my face...
>>708466779
I want to cum all over them and rub it in like lotion.
>>708473450
>>708473533
N-N-No good s-sir... she isn't... P-Please d-don't beat on m-me f-for disagreeing w-with you...
>>708468463
Those lips wrapped around my cock.
>>708468040
Look here Mandingo. You can look, you can touch, you can even love a white woman. But and this is the truth, if someone lynches you for it and I'm on that guy's jury, I will never vote guilty.
Keep your nigger hands away from the white women.
>>708470352
Oral then spill it all over those tits
>>708474045
N-N-No.. please r-release dear Chloe g-good s-sir... She i-is v-very l-late f-for an appointment and 'twould b-be o-of the cruelest n-nature t-to inhibit h-her any l-longer...
>>708470699
Titty fuck!
>>708474339
It's to late! Chloe has come to my side now.
>>708474339
this faggot again. kill yourself or stop posting, I don't care which
>>708474739
LEWD FACE
>>708465339
black guy here again,
I want to lick a white girl's asshole.
Any tips on how to get a white gf?
I'm most attracted to them. Don't hate me.
>>708475030
College bars, night clubs, online dating.
Tons of white girls, but as a white guy, I'll tell you that their assholes aren't as sweet as they look.
I like Asian girl's assholes a little bit better.
>>708475030
Write a time stamp on the back of your hand or fuck off. The choice is yours.
>>708475078
but anon.. fat tits
>>708475226
>wanting monkey paws in a celeb fap thread
no thanks
>>708475226
I'm in public right now and don't want to look like an autist taking a selfie.
I just have a thing for white girls. Its just who I'm attracted to most. Any advice for me?
>>708475341
There won't be any monkey paws because he is a liar.
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>>708474007
They are magnificent!
>>708475419
yeah: kill yourself.
>>708475518
Dude, you can go get a all the black girls you want it doesn't bother me, just please be cool with me getting a white gf.
>>708465339
>>708475649
You dumbass, white girls love black dudes.
Just keep trying.
>>708472683
Who this?
>>708475226
I can't find a sharpie, this will have to do.
>>708475885
Michael Jackson
Post the hottest mudshark you can think of
>>708476080
>>708465339
this fucking guy
>>708475972
Noice, she's pretty hot. I'm about to beat it.
>>708465339
>>708467367
does she need us to cum? i can stop hw for her
Stop arguing with the false negro and post celebs.
>>708476486
G noooo
>>708476486
>She supports Saudi Arabia and the Iraq war
>She thinks conservative white men are worse than blm terrorists and muslim extremists
>>708476557
>>708475799
this.
If you're a black dude and can't get a white girl than you are not doing it right.
>>708466666
she was so incredibly hot in that movie, i cant remember how many times i jerked it to that scene
Its ok lads, Selena is our girl
>>708476826
>>708472974
i wanna cover ever inch of her in my cum
>>708477153
i will bitch slap you back to /soc/ you faggot
>>708465339
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>>708466460
Can I go next?
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>>708477489
I'll fucking do it
>>708477521
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>>708476658
At least G's a qt
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>>708477254
im just appreciating
>>708477696
She's Swedish. She can't help but be liberal. It's literally in her blood.
>>708470257
Moar
>>708477746
he looks like he's embarrassed to be seen with her but I don't blame him she looks like a 6 year old dressed her
>>708478281
i hope 6 year olds dont dress like that, apparently she was coming from the gym?
>>708478353
file says shopping
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>>708478550
i didnt pay too much attention i guess, still think shes hot
>>708477791
But Joel is Sweedish and loves Trump
>>70847862
>>708478879
Who joel
>>708478826
I do to
>>708478942
>>708479039
From Vinesauce.
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>>708479211
I fucking love
>>708479452
>>708479211
Beautiful smile. She should more often.
>>708479112
My fucking dick
>>708479200
Are you talking about a streamer?
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>>708479660
Yes.
He doesn't actually support Trump but he used to make jokes about him. He doesn't seem to give a fuck about actual politics.
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>>708480487
love fapping to kstew
>>708480468
Im gonna nut hard
Why do I never see people calling Katy Perry a mudshark like they do Kim K?
>>708482651
>>708482817
Because it's not as well known, and she only did it once.
>>708482921
>A nig nog knows what its like to fuck Katy Perry
:(
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>>708483001
I know. Feels bad man.
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>>708483007
'Lil clawie helps me sleep
>>708473451
I-I know she h-has s-so m-much frustration d-directed t-towards m-me... She h-had s-so much g-going for her: h-hot b-body, famous and r-rich, I-I'm s-sure she w-was h-hoping f-for a great p-prince charming t-to w-wisk h-her away into happily-ever-after... Instead, crawling o-out o-of the tr-trash bin fr-from m-my AIDS infested 'hood she g-got m-me...
>>708483152
If it makes you feel any better, she never has been seen with a black guy since.
>>708483223
>>708468207
Filipino
>>708483511
is that jonny knoxville?
>>708483778
Orlando Bloom lol
>>708483744
She's from Barbados, so barbadosian?
>>708483718
>>708483778
yes
>>708483511
So what? She's still a mudshark.
>>708483485
When sh-she i-is p-putting h-her f-foot s-sole d-deeply into my face I-I try m-my best -to understand h-her d-difficulties in d-dealing w-with s-someone o-of m-my class... A cockroach type o-of treatment i-is wh-what helps h-her d-deal w-with me... She s-seems t-to enjoy squishing m-me on the pavement, saying I-I m-must pay, dearly and deeply f-for a-a long l-long time...
>>708484129
I thought it might make him feel better, hence the part where I said
>if it makes you feel any better
>>708484148
I want to breed her
Lick my shit stained ass
>>708465339
>>708484285
She has the herp
>>708484396
I want the herp
>>708484285
I-I d-don't know i-if I-I should a-allow y-you t-to do that g-good s-sir: i-it might not be a g-good idea...
>>708484302
I would
>>708484302
Your black magic only works on niggers, be gone, lardassian filth.
>>708476557
>>708484447
But the herp, its for life.
>>708484302
I'd do anything for you.
>>708484524
>>708484344
Kek "The Picture" that's a great Aussie nudie mag
>>708484712
rare mckayla
>>708484598
Found the nigra
>>708484712
moar mckayla
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>>708485362
>dat sister tho
>>708485362
![Taylor-Swift-Leaked[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j4nVyIq.jpg "Taylor-Swift-Leaked[1].jpg")
>>708473462
post her vid now
>>708485434
>>708485484
Sailor Swift
>>708465339
>>708485408
I thought she'd have done a shoot by now.
>>708485676
ho fo sho
>>708484148
I-I g-guess I-I should b-be glad she m-makes me lick clean each one o-of her t-toes after she has c-come home from a long d-day... M-Many men w-would w-want this and they l-look at me w-with disdain f-for having it...
>>708465339
Who is best sex?
>>708486473
I always wanted to see baby spices baby's.
>>708485928
P-Please d-don't b-bite m-my face o-off Chloe: I-I barely h-have any o-of it left once m-my mistress is finished w-with me...
>>708486685
I'm sure they can be friends.
>>708465339
Kill yourself
>>708486926
Oooh Bella
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>>708487357
N-New thread i-is here...
>>708468463
Panties on ya think?
