c-c-celeb thread: I-I think... m-maybe... f-for the h-helpless betas edition
>>708487633
Hnng
>>708487693
she is so unattractive! even with 45000 layers of makeup
>>708487736
She is hot af you fool
>>708487357
God you are a fucking retard
>>708487807
>>708487736
He's mad because she doesn't like liberals.
>>708487793
thats the most debatable topic ever.
She's the worst looking disney slut ever. Prove me wrong.
>protip: You can't
>>708488177
>most debatable topic ever
>>no argument is viable
>>708487357
M-My m-mistress Natalie Portman h-has t-told m-me I-I better k-kiss the ass of ever one of her f-fans as a gesture of apology f-for the w-way I wr-wrenched her away fr-from them and into our c-current arrangement... She s-said I-I had n-no r-right t-to c-come o-out of m-my garbage ridden slum t-to vex h-her... She i-is u-used t-to living in m-mansions s-so when it c-comes t-time f-for us t-to visit the diseased aired shit holes m-my relatives l-live in she g-gets quiet upset... She always asks m-me i-if she should g-get her shots b-before o-or wear a gas m-mask f-for protection... And she always sh-showers several t-times when w-we return fr-from these v-visits...
![c3bb47875d26fb4c9704603beeb92f42[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jFpTyCn.jpg "c3bb47875d26fb4c9704603beeb92f42[1].jpg")
>>708488177
>She's the worst looking disney slut ever.
i've seen worse.
>>708488569
She s-said I a-am one l-lucky s-son-o-of-a-b-bitch f-for g-getting h-her because she ordinarily w-wouldn't even l-look a-at a slimball l-like m-me while travelling a-around... B-But I-I sold under a-a lucky st-star that d-day I w-was able t-to start our f-first c-conversation... She s-said she w-was j-just about t-to p-pull out the Zapper from h-her purse when I-I impertinently w-walked up... B-But in a-a split second sh-she d-decided a-a friendly "Hello" w-would s-suffice and I-I w-was g-given a-a golden opportunity... I-I used it as w-well a-as I-I could and p-poured into h-her innocent, naive e-ears every l-lie and flattering falsehood I c-c-could imagine... I-I m-made J-Jack-the Ripper l-look g-good the w-way I-I pursued and s-subsequently brainwashed her into b-believing i-in me...
She's bored and checking online now
>>708488156
This. Selena is a non liberal beauty and I'd marry her.
>>708489431
Such a cute little ass
Post more based Selena.
>>708489572
Is she our girl?
>>708490345
nice
>>708489363
what movie is that??
>>708490646
Black Swan. Not a good movie. Not sexy. Don't bother.
>>708490646
yes plz, i would also like to know
>>708490749
thanks bro
Anybody want to fap on kik?
>>708491184
Don't have kik sry
>>708491435
moar
>>708491184
pic sharing, dirty talk or roleplay?
>>708491575
I don't have pics on my phone but I'm down for fapping, dirty talk and if the other person wants to rp the celeb I'm down
>>708491826
I want her to stuff her foot in my mouth and gag me with it
>>708489293
I-I'm s-sorry, I-I'm s-sorry I-I always tell her... I-I know I have l-locked h-her u-up in an arrangement wh-which she d-doesn't l-like t-too much... B-But I-I d-don't w-want t-to give h-her up; she i-is t-too valuable a resource f-for me: t-to her l-loyal f-fans this m-makes m-me l-look double the devil I-I'm afraid...
>>708492314
B-But I-I d-don't see why h-her f-fans should b-be upset... Just because I'm sp-sponging off her voraciously doesn't m-m-mean everybody should hate me...
>>708489572
Dumb whore.
>>708492543
Will she get blacked soon?
>>708490345
who is this assless woman? she is cute
>>708492809
>>708492491
S-So I-I s-seek your blessing m-most wise b/... Bless m-me even though I-I use her f-for m-my own benefit... Bless m-me f-for the w-way I-I charbroiled her heart t-to my w-will, stomping and grating every l-last b-b-bit of resistance away w-with thousands of m-my l-luring w-words... Bless m-me O' b/ f-for b-being a lying, cheating, wretched, no g-g-good, useless, false, dire-baiting and villainous r-r-rogue...
>>708492801
She deserves it thats for sure.
this is the most faggoty of all types of topics.
it's more cringy than cringe topics, gayer than dick rate threads.
>>708492862
who is this?
>>708492846
Lia Johnson
How would you fuck Taylor Swift?
>>708493091
If Taylor started dating a black guy would you still like her?
If she made a sex tape with said black guy, would you watch it?
>>708493091
very poorly
>>708492543
Mad liberal pants shitter detected.
>>708493091
Hard fast and without protection
>>708493145
I would watch the tape.
>>708493091
As a black guy, our fucking would involve lots of race play.
>>708493195
but you wouldn't like her anymore?
>>708492871
I-I wish I-I c-could s-say f-for the b/ eunuchs out there m-my interest in her is o-only monetary... Sh-She h-has o-other v-virtues which I-I enjoy d-delving into...
>>708493091
Assuming no consequences:
Kill her in some extremely slow painful way
Fuck her sexy corpse
Rid the earth of her shitty fucking music and please my cock at the same time
>>708493207
What about humiliation?
>>708493091
Probably decapitate her and fuck her talentless throat.
>>708493013
Natalie portman
Ok, tough question. If you had to choose one of these girls to star in the next blacked scene, who would you choose?
>Taylor Swift
>Katy Perry
>Jennifer Lawrence
>Selena Gomez
>>708493546
Taylor
>>708493546
All of them
Same time
>>708493546
Katy, because she would enjoy it and she's a tease.
>>708493671
DELETE THIS
I can't believe Katy Perry is a mudshark
>>708493671
I bet Katy likes being humiliated sexually.
>>708490749
You sound so cultured.
>>708493671
I unironically still fap to her even though she's a liberal and a mudshark.
I'm a little cock slut bitch!
I wanna suck anons DICK!
>>708493877
good morning katyslut
>>708493755
The last time she looked genuinely happy in a relationship.
>>708494015
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Katy why???????????????
>>708489572
Based Gomez is Based.
>>708494015
Are you white?
>>708493261
i really enjoy these
>>708494076
Don't worry. She'll get blacked soon.
>>708494055
he made her cum harder than you will ever make a woman cum. kys.
>>708493877
>>708494010
Unnnnnnf!~
>>708494076
I want to fuck her ass while she is tied up.
>>708494182
>>708494182
God I want to humiliate her so badly.
>>708494240
you being anywhere near her would humiliate her
>>708494182
I want her to deepthroat me.
>>708494119
Slutty Katy best Katy
>>708493261
I-I sincerely h-hope m-many o-of h-her rabid envious f-fans w-will l-let m-me l-live in peace and st-stop h-hoping I m-meet my end quickly under the fl-floor of a roaring train... A f-few have even offered t-to d-drive me t-t-to the tracks...
>>708494290
I want her to be humiliated sexually.
>>708492543
u mad negro?
>>708494310
>>708494299
>>708492801
Fuck No.
>>708494385
wow
>>708494385
Fuuuck ..
>>708494334
They b-beg m-me incessantly f-for a-a night w-with h-her, o-offering outrageous sums which I-I h-h-highly doubt th-they would be a-able to accumulate should I-I actually a-agree...
>>708494385
>>708491483
Maisie is a solid 4/10 ffs...
>>708494547
P-Please n-note t-to all concerned, d-do not engage the f-fan b-base o-of your celeb m-mistress: it's h-h-hell and a half rolled over in a-a pile o-of shit...
>>708491662
>fag
>>708494739
>marinafag in full autism mode today
>>708494844
SHUT UP
>>708494572
Moar
>>708494739
They t-tell m-me they want m-me t-to meet their p-pet t-tiger, t-to r-run m-my c-car off the r-road, t-to eat shit and die and t-to c-come t-to a back alley in the m-middle o-of the night f-for a-a s-secret meeting...
>>708495226
omg they're cloning her
>>708495023
>>708495023
Thankfully I still have her love a-and p-protection f-for I-I f-f-fear they would pull me in pieces o-otherwise...
>>708495282
>>708495337
>>708495375
>>708488364
Heh. Devastating point right there
>>708495226
>>708495337
>>708495375
>>708495405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBA36Hb6dLc
>>708494107
Then why did she dump him for Russel Brand?
>>708495685
lel
btfo
>>708495685
IRRELEVANT
this has nothing to do with the fact that anon can't make a woman cum.
>>708495321
Having th-the l-love o-of a world class woman is one o-of the best f-feelings in the w-world... I-I h-hope I-I c-can c-continue t-to sponge... er I mean... l-love h-her f-for the r-rest o-of m-my l-life...
>>708495685
He cheated, so she moved in the exact opposite direction: an effeminate white guy with a small penis.
>>708495797
That darkie got dumped for a micro dong Britbong.
He must have done something wrong.
>>708495844
Then dated another white guy, then another, and another.
Guess they do come back sometimes.
>>708495840
what do you mean sponge ... explain plz
f-fuck m-me n-nigger
>>708495912
O' n-nothing g-good s-sir... i-it m-must h-have been a-a typo on m-my part... Please e-excuse me...
>>708496053
>>708496060
>natalie is a poor mans kiera
My non SJWfu
>>708496085
>>708496157
ma nigga
>>708496024
>Wanting to see a nigger fuck a girl you like
>>708496198
>dirty coke whore coalburning spic
no thanks
>>708496225
>not dirty
>not coalburning
>half white
>only dates white guys
>not an SJW
Yes please
>>708496202
>>708496060
no u need to go into it ...
>>708491515
tay tay?
>>708496264
she is a skank who is in rehab right now because she is a coke addict, get the fuck outta here you little bitch she loves blacks and she is a spic, so please kill yourself cuck
>>708489985
God I hate this bitch.
>>708496060
>>708495840
H-Her b-beloved f-fans h-have t-told m-me I-I l-look l-like Bilbo Baggins and I-I h-had n-no r-right t-to g-go after s-such a-a beautiful w-woman... Th-They s-say there is an order o-of things and ugly runt l-like m-men should know b-b-better than pursue s-such a-a wonderful creature...
>>708496396
like you most gay men do hate her
>>708493091
With my dick
>>708494145
who dat?
>>708496502
Why sponge?
>most attractive looking 55 year old
>>708496370
This, fucking greasy coke whore
>>708496198
The right hates all spics. Learn 2 trumpkin fag haha
>>708495797
IRREFUTABLE
this has nothing to do with the fact that anon can't make a sammich
>>708496467
Don't piss her off
>this english slut
>>708496732
she's french
>>708496713
she usually has black cock smashing over her head
>>708496546
Shirley Manson
>>708494145
you da man, son
>>708496508
No. Gay guys like cunty whores. Like you.
>>708496778
>>708496589
I-I always t-tell h-her I-I love h-her g-good s-sir... I-I do... I-I think... y-yes... I-I-I mean y-you c-can l-love wh-what she's g-got and c-call that l-love...
>>708496768
nah she is english ......her mother is english and her father is english ...she was just unlucky enough to have her mother give birth in france....but this still makes her fully 100% biologically english
>>708496820
my nigga, her legs are her best feature
>>708496396
Justa dancing through the hate
m-mistress a-alba i-is d-disappointed t-that y-y- have c-cheated on h-her w-with t-this w-whore
>>708496903
you goddamn right
>>708497074
>>708497146
her feet too, ive cum buckets to her many times
>>708494145
>>708496776
>>708496820
>>708497146
The things I would have done to her 15 years ago...
>>708495095
La lala la la. Somebody needs to shut this bitches' mouth by inserting something in it.
>>708497064
O' d-damn... m-my g-goose i-is c-cooked...
>>708497225
>>708497234
She's still sexy as fuck at 50.
>>708497294
her eyes always make her look shellshock
>>708496964
cost me 500$ but was worth it best fuck i ever had
>>708497373
i agree
>>708497432
>>708497309
Lalalalalalalalalalalala, la la la lalalalalalala
>>708497383
>>708497373
She is, but, pic related.
Christ.
>>708497453
>fake
>>708497370
>>708497479
:)
>>708497455
Lalalalalalalalalalalala, la la la lalala
>>708497449
>>708497479
good lord i would give my left nut for just one night with her
>>708497488
Real anon
http://celebs.photography/chloe-grace-moretz-bikini-pussy-slip-pictures/
>>708497559
I want to see Jlaw get blacked
>>708497567
Eww, la la la
>>708497479
>>708497574
>>708497550
>>708497621
it was already proven it was another woman, post the original right frame and reverse google it
>>708497488
>>708497621
technically it's not fake. the right picture just isn't chloe
>>708491662
Holy fuck you should be crucified
>>708497646
Mmhmm
>>708497621
nooe fake and proven fake
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3700288/Chloe-Grace-Moretz-shakes-controversy-smirks-coffee-run-Twitter-war-Khloe-Kardashian-turned-ugly.html
>>708496776
thanks anon
>>708497818
yw
>>708497656
do u have the vid her ex posted of her giving him head on her tour bus?
>>708497883
I've never heard of this, and I'm a pretty big fan. Sure you're not mistaken?
>>708497916
Selena is so sexy
>>708491662
we need to get the beatdowns goin again
>>708497960
ive never heard of it either
>>708498193
>>708497960
>>708498237
>>708498433
>>708498496
unf those soles
>>708498237
>>708498272
anything she does is sexy without fail
>>708498621
sorry for the shitty quality, but you know, 2 mb.
This is one of the sexiest things I'd had ever seen at that point.
>>708498535
Family hotness rank:
Kendall
Kourtney
Kylie
Kim
Khloe
Kris
family dog
Rob
family gerbil
Kanye
family turtle
dead dad
Caitlyn
>>708497415
That's all?!
>>708498539
>>708498811
Yessss
>>708498739
good lord i remember this, fuck.
>>708498758
This is absolutely accurate.
Kourtney is so underrated, but I like it.
>>708496502
One cr-crazy f-fan s-said he w-would p-p-put me into his bubble g-gum machine, where I w-would be ch-chopped into a thousand pieces a-and eaten by l-little school g-girls...
>>708498811
>>708498769
yup
>>708498906
Here's another good one.
>>708499056
>>708492314
you can see shes wearing leggings in this video
>>708494603
Thats polite. Id honestly give her a 1/10. Gross face. Gross body. Terrible voice. Annoying personality.
>>708499255
she just exudes sex appeal
>>708487633
>>708487675
tranny-tier
>>708499679
>>708497567
>>708497646
Shes sexy but really cant dance for shit. She thinks swaying her non-ass is dancing.....
>>708499928
who fucking cares
>>708499899
just finished to her, came buckets as usual
>>708500361
:)
>>708487357
I passed Natalie on the sidewalk back in 2002. This was on JFK avenue, right outside of Harvard. I didn't recognize her at first because she was SO short. I guarantee she lies about her height, as most celebs do. She's barely 5'0" flat, if that.
With that said, she's much prettier in person. But this is sort of ruined by how small and underdeveloped she is. She looked like a very beautiful child from a distance.
>>708500423
i could go for round 2
>>708500516
>>708500472
I hear that.
Saw Zhang Ziyi or whatever from Crouching Tiger Hidden dragon, she is so beautiful in person, and so fucking frail.
I hear that a lot about actresses, that they often look better in person.
>>708500516
>>708500668
running out of webms below 2 mb :(
>>708489572
fake and gay
wish it was true though
>>708500516
>>708500776
>>708491515
not her/fake
>>708496370
aww the racist is mad.
Look at him go.
Adorable.
>>708500668
>>708500776
>>708501064
no worries anon, im enjoying what youre posting, round 2 is underway
>>708497621
dip shit, I've seen the pics of the bathing suit being pulled to the side. It's a different chick altogether.
>>708498048
>>708497782
>>708497646
More Ariana. I want to cum to this little slut
>>708501577
>>708501402
>found the nigger
>>708501788
>>708501577
>>708502048
wish she'd come squat on this dick
>>708502105
>>708502187
fuuuck
>>708502048
>>708502187
love that shit
>>708497453
>>708497126
Now im fucking edging
>>708496157
Didn't Kiera double for natalie in starwars
>>708502800
she was the decoy in the phantom panties
>>708502349
>>708502359
>>708503027
>>708503027
gonna cum again
>>708503027
id love a whole thread on her
>>708503101
this
>>708503101
>>708503120
fuck yeah
>>708503096
>>708503101
>>708503120
>>708503338
GO HERE.
>>708503397
SHE'S WAITING ON YOUR CUM...
>>708503397
>>708503397
>>708503397
>>708503397
>>708492801
She went chub mode for a bit and the poperazzi took shotz of her playing in the beach with a nig.
>>708489363
Black swan
