Back at it /b/oys
http://www.kidspickthepresident.com/#home
>>708199580
All hail
HAIL BURPUS
Bump
>>708199580
BURPUS 2016
Free Oklahoma
Now that we have Alaska, focus ND?
Make it all yellow
Neil Furher Burpus
I vote that we use the questions section to ask as many questions about getting a beej from Hillary as possible.
>>708199293 Copied from prev thread:
>>708198583 #
Ok, we need a plan of action. Here's my proposal.
1. Get all the states yellow. This is top priority. I need anons on proxy servers dammit! Alaska is the number one priority!
2. Spam y tho on the meme maker.
3. All hail burpus
4. Kill the White Knight
5. Hold our lead until the site is taken down or we are immortalized on live TV.
DO NOT FUCK WITH THE QUESTIONS
We can do this /b/. Just work together.
I believe in you
>>708199440 #
Yeet
BUMP FOR BURPUS
>>708199580
fighting the good fight for Maryland, hopefully we can keep the lead
data caps are a bitch so I'm trying to avoid spamming y tho on meme maker so someone will have to pick up the slack for me
The hacker known as "4chan" strikes again
TIME 4 BURP
Put me in the /r/4Chan post I'm /u/gibusmann
>>708199995
No don't touch questions
For those just joining here's the explanation
> OP found this site
>Nickelodeon is trying to poll kids
> the goal is to get the entire map yellow
>DO NOT FUCK WITH THE QUESTIONS THEY WILL NOT BROADCAST THIS IF WE ASK TO REINSTATE JIM CROW
BURPUS
BURPUS4PRES2016
B.U.R.P.U.S
>>708200002
OP of previous thread approves
TAKE THE COUNTRY FOR BURPUS
for the screencap
>>708199995
NO QUESTIONS.
B U R P U S
U
R
P
U
S
>>708200335
Big Ugly Rape Porpoises- Undulating Secretly?
Alright guys if your state has a write in ballet just write in Burpus
bump
VOTE FOR BURPUS
>>708200002
FUCK, WE ALMOST GOT THE
>>708200000
cmon Idaho potato niggers, only 10% more to go
Oklahoma has fallen!
>>708200419
BURPUS
URPUSB
RPUSBU
PUSBUR
USBURP
SBURPU
BURPUS
How do we know if Lord Burpus has won????
We need proxy links
bastard feels
I'm gonna see if I can screenshot orig thread
>>708200621
Take it easy
> no questions only burpus
>>708200621
Don't touch questions. If it gets raided they won't broadcast this tomorrow
>>708200519
gay...
>>708200372
add this also
Bumping for BURPUS
All states left have low amounts of proxy servers
West Virginia needs our help /b/ros
>>708200654
do it faggot haik burpus
>>708200602
Oh you'll know...well all mnow>>708200621
>>708200752
See this is fine
Cunts in North Dakota gave up
O Burpus, how I long for your sovereignty, and yellow, what a lovely color 'tis, and never a statement was spoken as true as y tho.
>>708200752
kys
learn to read
Everyone bump this thread for the glory of burpus
Delaware is at 49%! Keep it up!
>>708200766
I legit do not think that there are any computers there
ATTACK VERMONT!! WE CAN DO THIS!!!
What would burpus do?
Bump for interest
>>708200602
His name gets bigger.
/b/urpus
"/b/" was always meant to stand for burpus.
B U R P U S
U
R
P
U
S
almost there boys
Someone screencap the map keep updating
This is easily the most pathetic raid ever held and I love it.
Any proxies in WV???
/b/urpus is legion
>>708200830
Holy shit we went from 50-50 to total annihilation in North Dakota
>>708200858
>>708200841
Praise be to mighty Burpus
Lets keep Louisiana at 69%
FOR OUR KING BURPUS
>>708201271
It's like they say, the lower the stakes, the higher the stakes
All the web's a stage, And all the players merely burpus; They have their burps and their pisses, And one burpus in his time burps many memes, His memes being Y THO. At first, the infant, Burping and pissing in the Spongebob's arms, with Spongebob asking, "Y THO."
>>708201271
>implying furthering the cause of burpus is pathetic
This is actually one of the hardest things I've had to do in my life
>>708200000
THE QUINTS HAVE BLESSED US ALONG WITH BURPUS OUR TRUE GOD
>>708201271
Are you calling lord Burpus pathetic.,?
>>708201271
Nothing to gain, nothing to lose. Just for keks and nothing more Exactly what /b/ used to be about
Not seeing any progress in Idaho
>>708201012
>>708201012
We have a long ways to go then...I've clicked Burpus at least 100-200 times now
>>708201550
yeh fuc u.,
>>708201271
>burpus
>pathetic
burpus has the potential to become a god-tier meme, fuck off nigger
>>708200372
Fixed
>>708201326
God damn
>>708201271
>Forgetting the glory of Lord Burpus...
>>708200519
sorry anon that was me who got them
suddenly i'm being quoted in like half the threads on /b/ and my extension is freaking out
>that feel when you invented Burpus
>that feel when no one will know but lord Burpus himself
>>708201714
Hory sheet!!!
OKLAHOMA IS GETTING UPPITY
Someone upload a screenshot of the whole map, the site doesn't load for me
>>708201714
95% now
what the hell happened to North Dakota? Did White Knight hang himself?
>>708201625
I'm thinking... What about Evergreen. That's a pretty gay name but its's way easier to click.
>>708201820
Nigga that was me
Fuck outta here
bump
>>708201820
Screencap of the first burpus post in original thread with (You) or gtfo
>>708201634
I started it I've never been more proud of anything in my life, I screenshot the post and I'm gonna get it framed. :0)
Oklahoma got back to purple, someone nuke their asses so bad they have Burpus burned into the countryside.
>>708201888
For the trips
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Some tell me that Burpus was never real. That my quest for the yellow was the pipe dream of a madman. I wish only that they could see the beautifully macabre thing that we have created together, Burpus and I. I can feel the skin peel itself from my face- I have transcended humanity. There are ancient things, wonderful and terrible and cosmic things. Burpus is all that and more. Burpus is all. Burpus is the yellow neutrality of "No/I don't know,". Burpus is the Y Tho that pollutes the dankest corners of the Internet. Burpus is become the guiding moral compass of God, leading us to compassionless victory. Had we known of His glory sooner, the blood needn't have been shed. I humbly offer my anus to Burpus. He turns it down. It was dishonorable to assume that he isn't already smashing mad puss. I should kill myself of shame, but I can't. Burpus needs me.
And I need him.
>>708202033
>>708201271
They've almost all been useless. One time, mtv did a poll for best hero and we elected shinji ikari. It's for the lulz.
>>708202004
Before you guys bitch about my phone, it's so I can tap even faster on burpus and the no button
finally a good raid
all hail burpus
>>708202002
Almost done guys, keep going
>>708202024
>>708201979
I'm the one on the bottom :0)
>>708202134
so funny lulz kek i zozled i have autism liek u guys now
>>708201421
Mind=blown
FUCKING OKLAHOMA
>>708202002
WE ARE NOT DONE YET
Blessed be our new founding fathers, may god be with you all.,
Alas, Burpus is the light that guides us from the dakness of the past; a truer savior has never been known.
Transparent Burpus for future use.
>>708202024
The power of Burpus compels you.
Guys, what time is the broadcast tomorrow?
>>708202320
Omg I kno rite?? Itz for de lulz LmaO bruh dey jus got roasted kek
How weak is this raid that one anon can keep oklahoma purple half the time
>>708202440
More like oklahomos.
THEY SELL BURPUS SHIRTS BRETHEREN
http://www.redbubble.com/people/bogleech/works/11591601-burpus?p=t-shirt
FOR THE KING
>>708202229
Almost done? Are you kidding? Nickolodeon is by far the biggest kids network in America, there will be thousands of kids voting on this shit for purple. We need to hold off the horde of 8 year olds with the newest GTX 1080s that their parents bought them for their birthday. These motherfuckers have the best internet in the world, the fastest autoclickers in the world, and the most tryhard macros of all time to alternate between yes and vote again. They will retaliate
What is this raid and what can i do to help.
>>708202711
IT COMES IN YELLOW
>>708202799
Let Burpus into your heart.
>>708202605
chea manggg ayy lamao zozzle kek soo funny lel zozzle beaners nigggers kike LULZ kappa frankerz
WE GOT OKLAHOMA BACK
>>708202711
BUY BUY BUY
Wrote a thing to spam burpus. It seems 'Boss' has gotten a LOT of votes. So I'd suggest others do likewise.
>>708202799
PAINT THE US YELLOW
FOR OUR LORD BURPUS
>>708202711
these dubs killed Burpus
we need to let him RIP
>>708202799
vote No/Idk
>>708202908
well, for a moment
Aaahh, the glory of /b/ at its brightest. I love this place your bunch of faggots
>>708202945
Whos burpus
Wish I could contribute, but I'm in Canada. Kidsforpresident redirects me to YTV.com.
>>708202853
FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
DO IT FOR LORD BURPUS
>>708202799
Vote all states to No (yellow) with proxies and repeat
>>708203023
BURPUS IS THE YELLOW
HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
>>708203023
What are you, a newfag?
>>708202799
> step 1 find proxies in any purple state that you do not live in then spam i don't know
>step 2 Under no circumstances fuck with the questions
>>708203081
Proxy?
>>708203023
>>708203128
>step 3 B U R P U S
>>708203023
our god and savior
>>708203023
You dont know who burpus is?
BURP the US
>>708203153
We could use some links
Unfortunately I actually think that there are like 30 computers in all of WV
>>708203023
>>708202853
>>708203246
mungus
>>708202967
Burpus will never die- for he lives on forever in our hearts and souls. Blessing any future raid us /b/tards will hold Burpus is the Raid God
>>708203246
DO
NOT
FUCK
WITH
THE
QUESTIONS
>>708203246
BURPUS commands you
Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
DO NOT FUCK
WITH
THE
Q U E S T I O N S
>>708203246
You fucking gender nigger
>>708203368
Too l8, m8
>canadafags can't contribute
have a bump niggers
How does the map look now?
Site still wont load for me
>>708203246
FUCK OFF WITH THE QUESTIONS
>>708203246
Hugh, CA?
>>708201672
This shall be the image for our movement
Aight SD just what the fuck do you think that you are doing
>>708202799
>kys
WE'VE LOST SOUTH DAKOTA!! ALL HANDS ON DECK
I wrote stuff about killing niggers and gassing jews in the questions
Oklahoma Anon here..hail Burpus
>>708202711
Requesting 25 dollars to my paypal so I can buy a burpus shirt.
>>708203633
you ruined the revolution
bump
>>708203568
fuk outa my state nigga
>>708203647
Sup. 918 here
Guys let's all vote burpus together for like ten minutes and see if anything changes, just to make sure it's working
>>708203703
it was before yall started tellin everyone to ignore the questions section
Been here since beginning of first bread
proxy link?
>>708203647
PULL YOUR OWN FUCKING WEIGHT THAT MAP IS STILL PURPLE
>>708203664
I wish, for the almighty burpus has not blessed me with the monayz. Alas! I am a poorfag. Can a rich fag contribute?
>>708203764
same, KEEP OKLAHOMA PURPLE, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>708203633
So you supporting Trump?
How much wood would a wood chucker chuck if woud chuckers chucked wood?
No, really.
>>708203633
You disgust Burpus
>>708203703
Not necessarily
Of course they expect some fucked questions, just by the law of large numbers, but as long as we do not associate the burpus movement with fucktards like him we should be good
>>708203816
I think either
a) there were thousands of edgy kids who voted boss; or
b) the guy who said the names get bigger when more people vote for them was full of shit.
MAKE SURE TO BLAME REDDIT9FAG WE DON'T NEED MORE NEWFAGS HERE
BURPUS IS A RELIGION OF PEACE
South Dakota has fallen
>>708203880
Not even giving a click. Just lulin.
WE NEED TO MAKE IT ALL YELLOW
BURPUS IS NOT YET PLEASED
FINISH THE MAP AND MAKE SURE ALMIGHTY BURPUS IS ELECTED
>>708203880
YOU CANNOT HOPE TO STOP BURPUS
WE QUASHED THE REBELLION OF ND WE CAN STOP YOU
THE FUCKING NIGGER FROM THE NORTH MOVED TO THE SOUTH!
>>708203887
Trump won't start a war, Hilary will.
Anyone who knows anything about making money would vote hilary.
Your'e welcome
>>708204040
i'm taking it hostage pal
SOUTH DAKOTA STAY WITH US
>>708204110
focus
Hold on tight. This is gonna be a BUMPy ride
>>708204131
that's clearly fake. nice try.
I'm going to fuck with the questions. You lose, faggots
How does a map look right now?
Our pious saviour Burpus is growing in magnitude, soon he will overshadow the abhorrent 'Boss' and exist in the glory that suits his holy name. O who are we to serve such a god? But pitiful men is all we amount to. So bow down, you numbers, you ants; bow down so that the light of Burpus may shine upon you now and forevermore!
SOUTH DAKOTA
STOP GODDAMNIT
>>708204096
dynamic IP livin on the border, nigger.
i fucked with the questions too ;^)
>>708204251
Why must you turn our raid into a house of faggotry?
>>708204131
BURPUS IS DISSAPOINTED IN YOU. WHAT DOES "DONT FUCK WITH THE QUESTIONS" MEAN?
>>708204251
you're one newfag that think's he can ruin this.,
>>708203972
no it definitely looks like burpus has grown
>>708203414
Fuck burpus
>>708204144
Haha OG troll
We have reclaimed SD but OK still ignores the good news of burpus
Tennessee boi here. It's already dominantly yellow but Imma try to get the purple down to 20 :)
>>708203983
^^^^THIS^^^^
>>708204387
YOU FUCKING HEATHEN,.
>>708204258
SOUTH DAKOTA, YOU'VE COME HOME!
>>708204251
>When you're 12 and require attention
Get. The. Fuck. Off. Of. /b/.
>>708204418
youre a good man
Burpus loves you
>>708204418
ayyy fellow Tennessee fag here
What would you do too stop all of the police brutality
Okay I said my parents aren't voting, now what? Also I'm VTfag, how do I kill purple? I already voted yellow.
ATTENTION BURPUS LOVERS
GIVE THE EDGY 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WANT TO RUIN THE RAID A LOT OF ATTENTION SO THEY'RE LESS INCLINED TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING
THESE PEOPLE ARE SIMPLEMINDED AS FUCK, JUST RESPOND TO THEIR POSTS AND GIVE THEM LOTS OF ATTENTION
>>708204593
I would make sure they hear the word of burpus
would help but dunno how to set up a proxy. nothing loads when i request a certain IP and port. Help?
Newfags4Burpus
WE NEED MARYLAND BACK ASIMILATE FORCES!
WE ARE CLOSE BUT THE BATTLE IS NOT OVER!
Let's take over all 4chan. For our master Burpus!
Us Texans is a Burpus place goddammit,.
>>708204623
Shame you can only vote once.>>708204623
>>708204578
I'm 901
currently on a proxy for W. Virginia w/ a spam clicker.,
>>708204623
SPAM SPAM SPAM
there are no anti spam measures on the website
we need you anon
>>708204131
SHIT U FUCKED WITH THE QUESTIONS
>>708204623
You can click "vote again" after you vote, so you can vote yellow as much as you like.
>inb4 edgy /b/tards respond to you with some snarky comment
i cant help with the purple states but i can kill the purple % in Newhampshire
hi
>>708204795
Good fellow Burpur
>>708204911
BURPUS
>>708204844
Wait, that doesn't just change your vote? Top kek. Also check out the facts page, Trump has not just 5 kids but 8 grandkids, he's literally a patriarch.
TODAY IS THE DAY /B/
LET ALL THE BURPUS GATHER AROUND
>>708204795
good to hear
>>708204902
THE BURPUS OFFERS 72 VIRGINS FOR YOUR UTMOST LOYALTY ANON
>>708204795
you are doing burpus' work
GUYS WE NEED A THIRD THREAD.
WE CREATED BURPUS, WE CANNOT LET HIM DIE.
HE IS THE SON OF JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR.
NEW THREAD SOON, DONT LET US 404 AND LOSE OUR FELLOW BURPUS ALLIEs
>>708204387
>>708204623
Keep spamming it.
I have to sleep now /b/ros, please cap this thread and the map wen the raid is over.
Hail Burpus
B U R P U S
>>708205174
Good night fellow Burpus lover
>>708205040
oh god, just got in here, what is Burpus?
Do we know when the results are being broadcasted, /b/ros?
>>708205153
Filename says it all
>>708205350
Do not be afraid my son, for Burpus loves all
Sorry faggots but for all of your efforts you still have not even gotten a question even close to the first page
Burpus wills it
When is broadcast?
>>708205154
VERMONT IS PISS
I REPEAT
VERMONT IS PISS
>>708205350
god
>>708205539
New thread before 404
>>708205350
Burpus is love. Burpus is life.
>>708205350
A higher entity
>>708205520
BURPUS VULT
>>708205350
a forced meme that will be dead by this time tomorrow.
Bump for burpus
>>708205480
Maybe because:
>>708203414 ?
>>708205350
the reason i keep on living
>>708205520
Praise be to Burpus.
Serious question, will Kek smile on us for praising Burpus in this way? Or does Kek smile on all who spread his ways, even if they do so in the name of a lesser god?
>>708205520
YES
>>708205657
Newfags like yourself need to swallow a .44
>>708205350
it was a suggestion for the president's secret service code name
due to the brave work of one anon he is now our lord
>>708205350
Not sure what it means though.
KEK
OK yeah Burpus is definitely growing. Evergreen was much bigger than us earlier and now it's about the same size
how about we make normal questions to bury the negative ones?
>>708205839
Burpus is merely an extension of kek. But if Burpus gains enough power he could break away perhaps
What should I ask?
New thread up
>>708205871
Im sorry I just tried to help :/
>>708206017
Waste of time.
>>708206104
NOTHING
DON'T FUCK WITH NO QUESTIONS
>>708206162
Your friends over on Reddit could certainly use your help.
>>708206017
The negative ones are not a problem >>708203931
>>708205480
>>708204523
>When you start statements with "when you're" and can't come up with origin material.
>>708206162
>270 replies
>New thread
No.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Spongebob? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the No/I don't know Spamclickers Division, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Alaska, West Virginia, and Delaware, and I have over 3000 confirmed clicks. I am trained in jitterclicking and I’m the top No/I don't know voter out of all the basements in the US. You are nothing to me but just another Yes voter. I will wipe your percentage the fuck out with extreme jitterclicking the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with voting Yes? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA on /b/ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yellow, maggot. The yellow that wipes out the pathetic little thing called Yes. Your percentage is fucking dead, kid. My proxy can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make your state support Burpus in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my command prompt. Not only am I extensively trained in computer science, but I have access to the entire arsenal of /b/ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable purple percentage off of the face of the Internet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” Yes vote was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking left click. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will support Burpus until I die. Your state is fucked, kiddo.
>>708206162
>another settlement needs your help
>>708206308
I've never really used reddit actually- way too complicated for me I guess?
