http://www.kidspickthepresident.com/#home
ALL HAIL BURPUS AND HIS INFINITE POWER
CONT: >>708199580
>>708205539
BURPUS VULT
>>708205539
NEW UPDATE, VERMONT IS PISS
You're welcome.
bump
First for B U R P U S
Reposting from old thread:
Serious question, will Kek smile on us for praising Burpus in this way? Or does Kek smile on all who spread his ways, even if they do so in the name of a lesser god?
>>708205789
GET BACK AT IT ANONS
>>708205831
Disregard, BURPUS is always first.
Any of you fags were here during the 4chan space program yesterday?
>>708205923
Burpus is Kek made flesh.
>>708205923
KEK is BURPUS
BURPUS is KEK
The FIRE RISES
>>708205985
Yes, the white shit was short grain rice. How did it end?
>>708205781
>>708205831
Burpus was the frist, my sons
Next Target: West Verginia
For Burpus i need a proxy
Anyone got tunnelbear?
>>708206211
after we get >>708206290 done
In case anyone needs one.
sebsauvage net/paste/?87dc142013f1611f#u8opqbf2jCQcdqJf+RireM6NwKVONGusVutsvUxBbL0=
Praise be to burpus
>>708206142
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Del Rosa Ramirez III died during 0g training. He was held a viking funeral, if you would like a link to the vid it should still be up.
>>708206211
Forgot image
>>708206488
And since that URL looks shady af, its basically a pastebin clone.
I brought CO from 37% to 50%, though I think someone else started helping near the end. Biggest accomplishment of my week.
Boss 2 stronk
AAAAGH
>>708206800
>>708206810
It's wack-a-mole
>Can you make sledgehammers illegal?
What.
Since most of the posters here are Devout Burpus followers, we need all hands on deck- especially in West Virginia- those hicks keep votin' for yes
>>708206488
anyone else doing this?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Spongebob? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the No/I don't know Spamclickers Division, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Alaska, West Virginia, and Delaware, and I have over 3000 confirmed clicks. I am trained in jitterclicking and I’m the top No/I don't know voter out of all the basements in the US. You are nothing to me but just another Yes voter. I will wipe your percentage the fuck out with extreme jitterclicking the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with voting Yes? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA on /b/ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yellow, maggot. The yellow that wipes out the pathetic little thing called Yes. Your percentage is fucking dead, kid. My proxy can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make your state support Burpus in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my command prompt. Not only am I extensively trained in computer science, but I have access to the entire arsenal of /b/ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable purple percentage off of the face of the Internet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” Yes vote was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking left click. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will support Burpus until I die. Your state is fucked, kiddo.
>>708206370
>>708206142
>>708206142
>>708206142
>>708206142
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Del Rosa Ramirez III passed during 0g training. He was held a proper viking funeral, if you want the vid I have a link.
Idaho Oklahoma and S.Dakota are the fucking axis of evil
>>708206493
Post it.
3 to go boys
>>708207086
i wrote this lol
Don't let burpus die anons, we need to keep going please, I know this is insignificant and stupid but I need to win this, I need Burpus to win.
>>708207160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLSMzJsf6Pg
>>708207156
Okie here, voting yes just to piss you off with a random IP address each time and clearing out my cookies.
>>708207301
This is probably the best thing I've seen all week. Besides Burpus, of course.
>>708207308
Are any of you trying to get the actual Burpus codename to win still? Trying to get it up to the size of Eagle in the word cloud for now.
>>708207308
>insignificant and stupid
Be careful anon. You're getting mighty close to heresy there.
The cause of Lord Burpus is anything but insignificant.
All hail Burpus
BUMP 4 BURPUS
>>708207418
Both movements need to win :/
All hail burpus
ARE YOU NIGGERS BETRAYING KEK FOR THIS BURPUS FUCK? PURPLE POWER!
>>708207508
Men ready your jitterclickers
BURPUS will rise
>>708207437
FOR THE PURPOSE OF BURPUS
>>708207432
I apoligize to lord Burpus for he has freed me from the chains of life- I know live in a trance of surreality.
I'm the guy that wrote the original plan and Don't fuck with the questions
gone since we annihilated ND
What'd I miss?
BURPUS 2.0
>>708205539
Fixed it
>>708207795
>What'd I miss?
Some people fucked with the questions
>>708207795
Not much. I' ve seen someone who was in with the 4chan space program yesterday though so i'm pretty happy about that. Burpus still hasn't gained full power.
>>708207795
The us is almost completely yellow, BURPUS is bigger than ever before
B U R P U S
U
R
P
U
S
Don't you kids have school in the morning? Neat objective and concept, but I don't see why an adult would partake. It's not making any difference nor is this instance actually funny. Why not use the effort for something constructive or truly de constructive? Like the whole Hillary email ordeal, or spreading propaganda.
>>708207795
The faggot from from the north moved to the south but seems tho be out numbered
>>708208024
Burpus is the purpose.
>we've almost single handedly taken over the country through the internet
>>708207795
Lord Burpus has risen (he already has merchandise http://www.redbubble.com/people/bogleech/works/11591601-burpus?p=t-shirt&style=mens&body_color=gold&print_location=front)
We are close to victory, some have disobeyed but nothing of importance.
WE HAVE THREE STATES LEFT BUT THE BATTLE IS FAR FROM OVER KEEP CLICKING!
>>708207936
nope
none of the questions on the 1st 2nd or 3rd page have any troll questions
>>708208095
Fuck off retard and vote for burpus.
>>708208095
Why not?
Also Lord Burpus commands us
>>708208146
Good
>>708208095
>being this edgy
>>708207795
>>708206835
The 12 year olds invaded
>>708208202
FUCK burpus false prophet
>>708208121
i know about the shirt
(I also said it comes in yellow)
Godspeed anons, keep it up.
>>708208146
Do i really need to quote them?
Are u blind?
>>708208095
I like my coffee black... just like my soul
>>708208095
Yes I do, but I'd rather spend my time with these bunch of faggots I'd like to call a family because even if it's "immature" It makes me happy and you can't take that away from me.
In the name of Burpus, the most Gracious, the most merciful.
Burpus' purpose shall serve us, and any dearth of burpus shall be purged from us.
>>708208283
Haven't screen capped anything past this post. Can someone get it?
>>708208260
Not good... they actually messed with the questions
>>708208402
I've got a lot of caps, anything in specific?
>>708208411
I mean good as in the messed-with questions aren't spreading to the front pages
Can anyone keep the thread updated with the maps, just so people can know.
End my life
>>708206493
Have a link to the training?
BURPUS NATION
SUPPORT BURPUS BY BUYING THE T-SHIRT
INVEST IN BURPUS, INC. ON THE STOCK MARKET
KEEP VOTING TO 60%
>>708208502
Hope they don't, i might have seen one on the front page but idk if that was us
fucking south Dakota and their shit
>>708208491
I have to go to sleep soon. Final question: When is the broadcast?
>>708208502
How long before the questions are on the front page
>>708208573
>>708208558
Canadafag here- I'd like to see the progress of lord burpus too
BURPUS IS WAVERING BETWEEN EVERGREEN-TIER AND EAGLE-TIER
GET ON THE CODENAME POLL
>>708208606
YES HAHHFJFIRIEJDIKFJAHAJAJ!!
>>708208662
i know right what a weirdo
Work in the morning,
Fight for B U R P U S,
12 year olds kys already.
>>708205539
make a meme tab lol wtf is happening with the kids
>>708207367
Beautiful. Truly a farewell befitting of our prospective space mouse, may BURPUS bless his soul.
>>708208694
LET THE NAME OF THE MIGHTY BURPUS BE KNOWN
>>708207605
Heresy!
Some dickhead streamer needs to stream with a facecam, and live spamclicker with proxy on W.V. 200+ viewers easily. If you want to promote your stream on twitch, make the game called "burpus" and the stream "burpus." They wont ban you for streaming the burpus game
>>708208832
underage prove me wrong
>>708207863
ALL HAIL
>>708208866
^^^^THIS
>>708208901
typical /b/tard makes a claim and can't support it
>guilty until proven innocent
kill yourself nigger
Okay boys, Planfag here, this is the updated course of action.
1. Lock down all the states like in ND. We a 20% lead to have a solid base
2. All hail Lord Burpus
3. Are we still doing "y tho?" If so keep it up.
4.Find this Dakota Dickhead's IP. Seriously.
NO! BURPUS HAS TAKEN OVER SOUTH DAKOTA AND WEST VIRGINIA! ALL WE HAVE LEFT IS IDAHO, CMON PURPLE!
KEKBURP
>>708208901
Go fuck yourself cunt
>>708209038
also, STOP FUCKING WITH THE QUESTIONS!
seriously, you'll have the site taken down
>>708209059
THE NAME OF THE MIGHTY BURPUS SHALL BE KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY
PURPLEFAGS GET OUT
>>708208901
Definetely underage
>>708209081
SOMEONE GIVE A MAP UPDATE
Guys Burpus is bigger than Evergreen now
>>708209038
^^^THIS
CONTINUE Y THO, KEEP PRESSURING W.V., SECURE OUR YELLOW BASES
SOME EDGY KID IS GONNA LEAVE AN AUTOCLICKER MACRO OVERNIGHT TO MAKE A STATE PURPLE SO MAKE SURE TO PITCH IN SOME YELLOW
>>708209059
Why are you here
Dakota dickhead I swear
>>708209035
of course i can't support it. you're 'anonymous'. you suck.
>>708209238
Map update. S.Dakota is still flickering
KEK
I warned them and they replied, i just fucked your shitty raid.
#AyyLmao
I am glad to have witnessed the Genesis of BURPUS. Good night brothers, keep the dream alive.
>>708209287
End your life
I'm going to bed now. Remember to keep screen capping.
>>708209445
you're so bad at this
Listen up, burpusfags
I made a macro that's set to repeat for the next 8 hours, purple, on Idaho. It's 116 frames long, so do the math and try to counter my kek army, niggers
>>708209434
>When you're 12
Hey I wanna get in on this, how do I click spam on the map without my hand getting tired? HAIL BURPPUS
>>708209509
How can you be good at shitposting?
Hey guys look at what prisened I am
>>708209662
Autoclicker newfag
>>708209556
>When you want attention
>>708209434
kek you edgy faggot. If they take down the site we won't care. That's a win. There isn't much they can do besides take legal action. Checkmate
>>708209434
ya dirty bitch
>>708209509
Fuck you sand nigger
>>708209556
You must be so happy buddy!
Youshould be called trollzor with that awesome trolling m8-0 Topkek AYY lmao
>>708209556
Why must there be a divide between the two Titans? Think of how powerful a KEK BURPUS rule would be.
>>708209725
you're just being a fag it's not shitposting
seriously you're BAD at this
>>708209556
Well yea but you're a weeaboo so who wins in the end?
>>708209579
>>708209784
This is what happens when you're 14 years old and you can't form a proper sentence due to the amount of peer pressure stemming from Instagram and Snapchat, but you try to communicate with regular people anyways.
>>708209932
>BAD
I'm quivering
>>708210128
you're boring me
BURPUS FAGS REJOIN IN POWER THE FIGHT IS NOT OVER YET PLEASE KEEP ON FIGHTING WE ARE ALMOST DONE
>>708210101
Triggered
>>708210216
You're still responding
>>708205789
can confirm I live here and I am piss
>>708209556
>mfw no one realizes the image name and thinks he's serious.
man i wish there were more pics of shieru.
>>708210128
>>708210216
Can you faggots stop fighting and help burpus
COME ON GUYS 2 MORE STATES THAN WE CAN CELEBRATE IN THE GLORY OF BURPUS WERE SO CLOSE DON'T LOOSE THE PURPOSE OF THIS REVOLUTION IN THE NAME OF BURPUS
>>708210278
2 STATES LEFT
im so glad i decided to go on /b/ tonight
>>708210447
BURPUS IS THE PURPOSE
COMON OK AND ID NIGGERS LETS MAKE EM PISS
We were so close, I do not blame any of you. A valiant fight has been wagered and I am glad to be part of this at all- I'm not going to sleep but the thread may 404 soon I love you all.
>>708210401
>>708210444
Oh snap you got me good
Faggot gave up
NEW THREAD BEFORE WE 404
PRAISE BURPUS
PRAISE BURPUS
>>708210753
>When there is 150 replies
>>708210753
Not now dumbass
>>708210328
just because i'm responding to your posts doesn't mean i'm not getting bored of you
>>708210668
Now we can focus our efforts on ID and OK
>>708210753
Newfag
>>708211000
Burped finds distaste in your language
A valiant effort /b/retheren, but now I must slumber.
Keep on the good fight you glorious bastards!
PRAISE BURPUS!
KANSAS HAS RISEN AGAIN, WTF!?
>>708211024
Another response
AS A KS FAG I WILL NOT LET US FALL!
>>708211175
Never mind, that was quickly taken care of.
>>708211272
i'll never stop
Someone screen cap this. I'm going to bed
>>708209787
>take legal action
>on people for voting on an online voting site
>>708205539
I've been doing the opposite of what you guys have been telling me to do.
>>708211454
Hit me up
If someone wants material for screencap just tell me
>>708211729
look back on all that you have posted... let the shame consume you.
>>708208563
gladly
>>708212025
Whoever types out 'End your life'. You're such a faggot. Just know that. I don't fucking care for people telling people to kill them selves but the phrase 'End your life'? So shit. It's an hero faggot.
porple power
>>708211454
You actually got me fuck
WHEN IS THIS BEING BROADCASTED
Just got here, can someone clue me in?
>>708212297
that's what you get for being a phoneposter, just like me.
:^)
>>708212374
oh m8 you're late to the party
>OP DISCOVERS POLL
>YOU HELP MAKING THE USA YELLOW
>HEIL BURRPUS
>>708212529
m to the oar
>>708211938
I feel like that was ripped straight off of another anons post.
>>708212287
You know posting ponies gets you banned
>>708212607
clop thread
>>708212592
>BURRPUS
wat a shit is a burpussus?
>>708212374
Somebody realized the Nick poll for if parents were voting could be done multiple times
Everybody spammed to make it look like nobody was voting
We all found out that one of the nicknames on the nick poll for president nicknames was burpus
Burpus rose to popularity
We have two purple states left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ-5KsaDLCY
Lets do something to this video. This girls name is Burpus.
ONLY POTATO FAGS ARE LEFT
>>708212733
>implying i don't have a deathwish
>>708212667
i love ripping off anons
BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>708212784
any gifs? holy christmas that's what i like to see.
>>708212784
Bagged plz
>>708213125
>>708213093
ill look before im banned :^)
oh shit one state left
ONE MORE STATE
ONE MORE STATE ARE YOU READY MY DUDES
>>708212799
>>708213322
plz no ban
>>708213366
OMFG
>>708213093
here :*)
IF YOU CAN'T USE A PROXY JITTERCLICK FOR BURPUS. REMEMBER WHY WE MADE THIS THREAD BURPUS IS THE PURPOSE BUT IF YOU CAN USE PROXY IMMEDIATELY JUST ONE MORE STATE
>>708213505
BURPUS, YOU ARE OUR GOD
>>708213771
I made Iowa go up 5% myself
>>708213744
fuuuuuuck burpus is irrelevant i need to find more of this stuff
>>708213863
I had shot Illinois up 28%
>>708213771
two states now
:^)
~UPDATE~
Idaho is the last state
spam the FUCK out of my nigga Burpus
Theres going to be a "Kids pis the president" poll on the 28th be there or be square
/b/lection 2016
>>708213987
Shiittt
>>708214020
*pick
>>708213994
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SOUTH DAKOTA
>>708213954
Speak kindly of burpus :^)
FUCKING DAKOTA FAG
south dakota fag is back
WE NEED TO FUCKING OBLITERATE SOUTH DAKOTA
WE DID IT LADS FUCK YES PRAISE BURPUS
HOLY SHIT
GUYS REMEMBER ITS EASIER FOR US TO VOTE BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE TO MOVE THE MOUSE.
FIGHT FOR IDAHO AND SOUTH DAKOTA
>>708214158
>>708214250
>>708214268
HIVEMIND I HAVENT SEEN THIS IN SO LONG OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD
This shit has officially gone too far...
THIS IS THE VERY FIRST OP I WANNA THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING MY DREAM COME TRUE 50/50
FUCKING SOUTH DAKOTA POTATONIGGERS
FOR BURPUS!
WE DID IT /B/OYS
It's always the fucking ponyfags trying to ruin fun.
>>708214419
Wait...why did we do this again. Who's burpas
>>708214158
VICTORY IS OURS!
:^)
I just came at the sight of yellow USA
GOD BLESS THIS FUCKED COUNTRY
THERES ONLY ONE FINAL THING WE NEED TO DO
My life is complete
VOTE BURPUS NOW AND WE WOULD'VE ABSOLUTELY DOMINATED THIS BROADCAST BURPUS IS THE PURPOSE
>>708214483
;^)
>>708214544
BRING BURPUS TO THE TOP
How are we going to keep it yellow?
>mfw we all voted jeb
>>708214563
Now spamming BURPUS
Topkek.
Now lets fuck with the questions
>>708214581
[^:
>>708214708
Agreed
>>708214581
Why does other people having fun make you so angry? do you feel left out?
EVERYONE VOTE LANCER IN THE QUESTIONS
>>708214708
NYET NO QUESTIONS
>:^(
Whats a BURPUS???
>>708214828
nig nog im why kansas is at 54%
:^)
WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS!!
>>708214785
>>708214643
exactly my thoughts
>>708214887
What row / column?
I have no idea why I'm so fucking happy rn
>>708215181
Same here bud
>>708215101
Top row, third column
>>708215181
me too
:^)
>>708215181
because you're a mobile poster on /b/ and you actually did something with your life
>not making memes
So speaking of yellow states. Who's voting for Gary Johnson?
im happy that i witnessed this.
>>708215382
:^)
i just came to this thread and i seem to be missing something
How's Burpus going?
Goodnight faggots
>>708215382
>O SNAP WADDUP
" We may transfer and assign this Agreement or all or any of its rights or privileges hereunder to any entity or individual without restriction. This Agreement shall be binding on all of your successors-in-interest and heirs."
The Nick agreement fine print is cray
>>708215756
:^]
>>708216500
nice dubs friend!
:^)
Whenever our territory for the empire has been taken we must call forth the name of our god and assemble once more for the honor of the Lord Burpus
>tfw kids have to use premade templates for their memes
>>708217033
Kek. Its cuz they know if they dont then we will upload gore
>>708216648
Back 'atcha, friend.
I spammed many troll questions your welcome fuck burpus
>>708217437
idgaf, burpus won
>>708217607
Until they don't broadcast it cause there's a a hundred questions with profanity
>>708215382
it's over post clop or other degenracy
;^)
FUCKING OKLAHOMA
OKLAHOMA WHYYYYYYY
FUCK OKLAHOMA WENT PURPLE
FUCIING OKLAHOMA KILL IT OBLITERATE IT
>>708218884
>>708218923
>>708218967
>>708219016
Okie here, did it because I could.
OKLAHOMAAAAAAAAAA
>>708219123
Kill yourself
I GOT 6 NIGGAS ON OREGON, THEY CANT TOUCH OREGON
GOOD JOB FULBORB BURPUS
>>708219123
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING OKLAHOMA AGAIN
well hope this goes through to national television
good luck for whenever it is
Lol get wrecked faggots... /b/ has become so pathetic that it can't even beat fucking Oklahoma on a nickelodeon poll
>>708220014
Okie here.
That was a minute back.
Everyday we have to strengthen the defense of our territory by jitter clicking as much as possible, especially the ones with the lowest yellow percent because those are the ones the enemy will try to capitalize upon. If we get them all very high and even the enemy will be give up hope and even if they don't they'll be disorganized on which state to attack. Strength the weakest ones as much as possible
