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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707630015
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Here
>>707637092 (You Know)
>
>>707637092
That's still nice
カラミチーマス
>Hamakaze claimed
Naps are nice
Oh hey look a claim.
>Best fox claimu
>>707636541 (CC)
Y u haf to lie
>>707636827 (Shiro)
Oh, those aren't real...
Well at least foxgirls still exist
my boyfriend is gonna be playing with my dick as I browse ^-^
>>707637339
Pics or it didn't happen.
3 hands on your dick.
>>707637339
Fugg, that's hot af
Listen to>>707637430 and post pics
>>707637092 [youknow]
how many hours you working right now?
>>707637257
Same goes for kimonos.
>>707637243
You have much to learn young paddawan
>>707637244
I'm hoping a Ram will want to sit on my lap
>>707637257
Yes they are
>>707637677
I don't have a set number of hours, its if my uncle assigns me to a job from service calls
Gonna go wash my car, brb
>>707637002 (CC)
But will it be enough to kill them all?
>>707637092 (You Know)
It can also be used as a butt plug, but it's still a bayonet.
>>707637283
And lolis who are sexually intrusive and want to make their onichans jealous.
>>707637937
And get headpats from you
>tfw you already have a girl to headpat
>>707637977
No. I killed all the arabs tho
>>707637937
Rip Yuuki again
>>707638108
Same thing, good job.
My new job lady just called me, I'm gonna start working next week :)
I hope this sinus infection goes away soon...
>Mfw it always hits me extremely hard whenever I get one.
>>707638305
Nice filename
>>707638305
>filename
You have a boyfriend for that? Or are you buying him toys?
>>707638331
Just suck a dick.
It helps.
>>707638305
You're getting pretty naughty Kona-chan.
>>707638331
But look on the bright side, kitty-bunny. You always prevail at the end!
>>707637937
oh I see. What kind of jobs do you do?
>Border guard AK mag for sale
>Its $1100
FUCK
>>707638377
>>707638406
I'm gonna get stuff like butt plugs for me to wear on my own, and other stuff for us to fool around with :3
and I want to save up for new PC parts
>>707638621
The filename isn't a lie
>>707638331
>>707638518
Sperm includes a lot of antibodies to further decrease the possibility of the fetus getting sick and die during it's most vulnerable phase, so this actually works.
>>707637977
I got concerned there for a second
>>707638305
Working where?
>>707638776
Do you have a shop list prepared?
>>707638870
It's their fault for arousing me with their lewd bodies.
>>707638870
call center for old people that want drugs
M-F 8-4 not bad, pretty much school hours and weekends off
>>707638938
I've been researching a bit on men's anal toys and stuff like ball gags for me, oh and a dog leash! c:
>>707638776
You're going to need to post pics whenever you get them
I missed a whole thread. Because working.
>>707638518
>>707638824
Uh, I was thinking of actual medication tbh. Like some Mucinex or something.
>>707638700
True.
Probably should have said earlier that this is finals week, so I won't be on much today and tomorrow because of studying and stress.
>>707639191
Get a tail plug, ring gag a best, dog leash is a good choice.
>>707639379
You missed Tats.
still here
>>707639464
No, trust in the seamen!
>>707639197
I'll post pics of my toys c:
I'm shy though ;-;
>>707639505
tail plugs are the best, also want to get those small plugs with a pretty gem, some are even shaped like a heart ^-^
>>707639464
Chemical medicine has unfortunate side effects though. For something minor like a flu it's always a good idea to stick to natural means.
So make some tea and suck a dick. Or are you gay and afraid you'll fall in love with the dick?
>>707639496
please have a stress related heart attack and die
>>707639496
Good, get your studying and work done.That's far more important than us, even if I would love for you to be on.
>>707639379
Work nigga
>>707639723
>Tail plugs
Cute
>>707639837
I'm just glad I have to worry about to classes, although my english class is a pain in the fucking ass to do
>>707639038
I don't think i can relate, but ok
>>707639191
doesn't sound so bad
>>707639379
You didn't miss much
>>707640080
At least I like humans and not wild midget dogs.
I just came and I'm sleepy now ;-;
take care everyone!
>>707640307
You did not provide the picture of your figure that you promised...
>>707640307
YOU DIDN'T CUM ON FIGURE
Saber claimed
How's it going?
>>707640585
Hello Sword
>>707640177
Well that's rood
>>707640585
Hello Sabre, how are you?
>>707637690
Yee!
>>707637937
I might have to schedule in another sometime this week
>>707639733
I've already tried some tea, still didn't help.
>And I'm pretty sure I'm not gay.
But this is a sinus infection, aren't they normally a result of the flu?
>>707639661
I'd rather not start consuming it anytime soon.
>>707640911
Hmm, guess it would be more efficient then to receive the medicine rectally.
Since you are not gay, this shouldn't be a problem.
Erica claimed
>>707640911
Hello I am Doctor Gariru, you are being prescribed one pint of semen a day until the symptoms go away.
Le claim
>>707638776
That's both sexy and slightly kinky.
>I like
>>707640307
Bye then
>>707640708
Eaifu
>>707640842
Doing pretty good and you?
>>707641380
>Eaifu
Raifu*
Well, enough shitposting for today.
Sleep well everyone!
I'm back
>>707638009
>>707638009
That'll be sweet, she rest on my chest and I headpat her
>>707638218
Never give up
>>707638518
Speaking from expierence?~
>>707638702
A/C and Heating repair... with Some electricion.. I dunno too much in that part
>>707639379
Nigga just work, we ain't going anywhere
>>707640843
Something wrong with your a/c?
>>707639505
>Presents.
I'm sure you can do it!
>>707641063
I'm pretty sure it's still a problem.
>>707641138
Then where's your M.D.?
>>707641562
Hah, gay.
>>707641138
Hello Galil
>>707640843
Who the fuck is this fag?
>>707641629
How?
>>707641478
Believe it or not, it's weird to give them because you mess up their hair, but I imagine it still feels nice to them.
>>707641817
You can't even casually receive a dick in your butt for your health without getting dirty thoughts.
You're as gay as they come.
>>707639464
There we go, kitty-bunny! Keep up that attitude and adorable smile for me okay?
>>707641478
No, why?
>>707641756
Nobody special...
>>707641822
Well yeah I actually find it bothersome to see this headpat trend in anime.. like sheesh are women just dogs to the japs?
I would only actually headpat little cousins
>>707637690
>Kimonos
>>707642023
Ah nevermind, i was talking about my a/c job with someone and I mention schedule and you brought up schedule as well
>>707641693
Oh shit! Babe is back.
>>707642023
Ah fuck now I feel bad
>>707641380
just laying here, dealing with the headache that never ends
>>707642027
They might just find it to be a form of affection. An odd one I say.
>>707641817
And stop with the confusing nostril picture.
>>707642180
Pizza butt <3
>>707642344
Nuking japan is a mistake.. well.. kinda
>>707642446
I wouldn't say it was a good idea, but it was one to stop war. Nuking is an absolute last resort.
>>707642500
Hello.
>>707641471
Sweet dreams.
>>707641524
Don't you want to give me a hand?
>>707642098
Kimonos that I didn't get to post yet because of Hiroshimoot.
https://a.pomf.cat/usrocm.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/qczcij.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/ihrwtn.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/yebdlr.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/ghvrgg.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/qukarf.jpg
>>707641478
Oh yeah now I remember. Looking for something similar or anything really?
>>707642594
All that radiation fucked their heads.. but we wouldn't have anime and waifus if it wasn't for it
>>707642699
Hard labor, I ain't smart for technicality shit
>>707641380
Anything going on lately?
>>707641562
Its on the wall, obviously.
>>707641693
Erica?
>>707642344
Rem has a horn?
>>707642446
Nuking the Nips was the best plan we had, and it fucking worked.
>>707642879
That is me.
>>707642689
RIP 4MB limit ;_;
>>707642879
Nuke gave us anime but at the cost of japan being fucking wierdos
>>707641524
>>707639505
I have enough salt next to the grill.
>>707639837
I do work.
>>707641478
But I can work and shitpost.
>>707643102
>1000x1000
Now we're talking!
>>707642276
Sorry to hear Ran
>>707642879
Not really
>>707643112
Suit yourself
>>707643102
Found this. One more incoming.
>Rory-sama
>>707643075
The nukes were a mistake
>>707642860
I understand that. But isn't it a downtime for that kind of work around holidays time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aiRohDYRjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKT2CdxeIFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHbD6XejBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0-oaPwpwis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2Ty3vyoMqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzT_RYtZK60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7q6B2MseNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMDFBAhMvaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgE43AiGZXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyVCSz9NjP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un1XNtOw02M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RgmB0bzbiY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75zJ8SXUXXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqlM1UKC2qc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxTuZ2MbRYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVoGgy0y6Lw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpVyR-3QgTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV7nnAFZDrc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLJgwqg6wu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgnvrfLtK9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtHxpzBTTCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoCVHIRG7MA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhwIqHse74E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jATQlrM4hE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqSqjFS1MgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7IcCo5DdjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUVwg18IuA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlPRVn_M8V0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiUMnD0IPvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekGxFjGxvj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfp0IKyYPxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNGbbufaCwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PUY2P3bS9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPP4BDmkge4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7c88yif4Lw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AbeF29By5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0B8HXIHtpc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhU8X6vYgOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUHAMT8YGrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdxLKUul2JQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jnh9C9_Hs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqTl3kYNNew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIfTNGKuM-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzH9ZP7DHBU
>>707643342
And no 2
>>707642594
Hello, how are you this evening?
>>707641904
Since when was I thinking dirty thoughts?
>>707642009
Got it.
>>707642381
It's literally just a cropped version of pic related.
>I do believe you made that look worse than before.
>>707642879
I have a good feeling that it's fake...
>>707643005
I couldn't really tell from the pic, but I didn't think any other Nazi lolis existed.
>>707643075
We should just nuke the rest.
>>707643112
Work harder nigga
>>707643315
Sounds boring tbh fam, you need to spice it up
>>707643561
NIGGA POST THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SHIT BITCH ASS NIGGA
>>707643357
Nuking japan is enough, and here we got too many to watch carefully
>>707643401
Yea it's pretty slow in autumn/winter, the real money is during the summer when people blast their a/c and their units blow out or run out of freon
>>707643649
Looks like we might use them after the recent Putin shinanagin
>>707643449
Dank
>>707643649
I was using the restroom really quick, calm the fuck down!
>>707643315
eh, i've gotten used to it
How are you?
>>707642234
No need to feel bad for me
>>707642098
Stop stealing my thunder!
>>707642122
Ah, I see
>>707642407
I spy a cute
>>707643916
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK
>>707644169
>>707644160
Pretty good going to be spamming league with friends soon
>>707644169
No
>When you open some porn and he ending is like 2 minutes of the dude jerking off
God damn it I don't want to watch a man masturbate I wanted to see a man fuck a woman.
>>707644452
I was thinking of playing a round or two
zip zop
>>707643743
Yeah that's what I was guessing, Well.. hope you can find something you like for the cold season
>>707643342
>>707643540
O. Thanks.
>>707643273
That's a cute dress you're wearing.
>1Kx1K
But that's not too impressive. Maybe on mook realm.
>>707644608
play a round or two of russian roulete you fucking weeaboo faggot
Feeling like shit claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1lYpEb8gcM
>>707644169
Hamalams you fucking taco pls
>>707644871
I feel like that's a shit claim as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g
>>707644889
:^)
>>707644529
Well you never know, maybe a gay person or a woman wants to see that
>>707644682
I'll just unload in retailers, hopefully I get the same store cauuse I liked it around there
>>707644871
Sour about that homie
>>707644889
Good choice in music
Hey guys how's everyone doing?
>>707644928
Best champion is Syndra
>>707645018
I'm not scared of you
I bet you're not even in OW
:^)
>>707645039
Danke
>>707645048
Chilling, playing runescape
You?
>>707645048
Oh, I'm doing pretty good myself. Not much to do though. I think I may read a little bit more of Sycamore Row.
>>707644928
Confirmed
>>707643649
You nazi see it coming?
>>707644169
Hello
>>707645053
The answer is clearly Anivia.
>>707645237
I play it casually. Just back into it today for a chance at Mercy's halloween skin. I also don't want to be scary
>>707645053
bitch fucking please
zed fucks her so god damn hard lol
>>707645323
you bet
he is mine remember that
>>707644962
Smug/10
>>707645039
Sourpls
>>707645347
>Not Jayce
You're in my lane bro
>>707645053
This
>>707645347
I don't know who that is
>>707645465
>Not what I meant but alright
That mercy skin is HNNNG
>>707644928
>>707645053
>>707645347
>>707645548
Those are all very interesting ways to spell Teemo
>>707637135
So sharky
>>707645347
Anivia is a hot ice bird.
>>707645643
This <3
>>707645493
I hate going against fookin Diana man that shit blows
>>707645335
Blow the whistle
>>707645274
Good read? Could you possibly give me a quick overview?
>>707645264
Not much wanting to nap but then again get in on the cute
>>707645347
fuck that cancer bird
thats just bullshit and you know it
>>707645548
boy that little bitch doesnt even know what AD is
>>707645613
dont talk about something you dont understand kid
707645739
dont even deserve a you
>>707645039
that's chill
>>707645335
Hows it going?
>>707645643
Its exactly what you meant. Its because you don't like me anymore.
Ima go lay down and watch TV
Catch you guys later
>>707645967
Old man kills himself and leaves no money to his family, and instead gives 90% of it to his black housekeeper. Lawyer stuff ensues. Takes place in a small town in the Southern United States in the mid 80's. Sounds pretty damn boring, and I'm only 200 pages in, but it's pretty good so far.
>>707646411
cya
>>707645967
I might play more than usual only to be able to get that skin
And the Ana one
>>707646053
Hamalams pls
You saved a sample there :^)
>>707645967
No!
>>707646053
Going alright just bored.
>>707642234
Don't feel bad, he's human fucking garbage.
Shauna claimed!
hey guys if I like a trap and I'm a male, intone counts as waifu? PLEASE HELP ME LOVE THIS CHARACTER FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
>>707646411
bye
>>707645967
Dysnomia?
>>707643743
God, what I'd give to be in the plane that drops them.
>>707643873
Oh shit waddup
>>707643905
Bitch ass nigga tryna say I ain't a docta, shieeet
>>707645039
Then they can go watch a video about a man masturbating and not a video about some girl giving a guy a blowjob
>>707645335
Nein Fuhrer, I did not.
>>707645528
Post smug
>>707646899
This doesn't seem legitimate, but I don't know the character so I can't say for sure.
Trap is husbando
>>707646882
Nice loli.
>>707646882
Nice uhmmm bow shirt :)
>>707646633
You had one job I hope you know that someone somewhere is now slightly upset.
>>707646601
Very nice what game is this skin for?
>>707646562
Firstly reading without pictures is guaranteed to be at least 33% boring but is it a true story? Also how does he off himself?
>>707646882
That is one smug ass bulbasaur
>>707647297
>Reading books without pictures is boring
Guess how I know you're a faggot
>>707647297
DYSNOMIA
>>707647297
It's not true. He hangs himself.
>pictures
I wouldn't recommend this to you, because I don't think you seem like the type of guy that would willingly read a 600 something page book.
~Shiro
