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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, 01010010 01100101 01101101 01100101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01100101 01101110 01101111 01110101 01100111 01101000 00100000 01110011 01101100 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100001
still here
>>707646786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iqDrtuPYkk
>>707647297
Huh, I was under the impression you knew what I was talking about
It's Overwatch
>>707647536
You're in no position to call someone a faggot when you sperged out because someone didn't post lewds
jesus fucking christ i didnt know this entire thread was full of spineless little faggots
finish the fucking argument you niggers
>>707645967
its not that hard honestly, just kill her at lvl 3 then the entire lane is over
fighter her before 3 is useless because of her passive and shield and after 6 if you didnt snowball you will not win
thats it
Dick
>>707647693
nice feet
>>707647660
Heyyo
>>707647669
Very nice ^^
The one true God
>>707647711
Look at this loser who doesn't have a gunpla yet
How does not having a barbatos feel? :^)
>>707647290
thanks
>>707647297
You might like this one
>>707647536
I know. The smugness is what makes it even better.
>>707647808
afternoon
>>707647711
nice numbers I don't play that anymore but if I had a better computer I'd prly be playing TF2 or League qt :3
>>707647711
I was mad and then that happened, that wasn't the entire reason and I apologized for that because I don't normally do stuff like that.
>>707647940
So, why her?
>>707647750
>argument
Discussion. And maybe it's because people don't like discussing with you.
>>707647660
Hi.
>Best fox claimu
>>707647808
>>707647987
D Y S N O M I A
Am i directing my autism at the wrong person?
>>707647585
>>707647660
>>707647752
>>707647808
>>707647901
>>707647923
>>707647940
Your waifu a shit
Misaki Nakahara, best waifu.
She's been my waifu for years. I'm still waiting for her to save me.
>>707648246
(You)
I want to die
>>707648153
hello
>>707648246
well i like her and thats what matters
>>707648283
>relying on Misaki to save you
do we tell him
>>707648113
Because she is kind and warm and doesn't come across as needy or annoying.
>>707648381
pls don't, I know. :^(
>>707648192
I guess it depends what you're asking, if you're asking for the name of my waifu it's Luluco?
Should I
>>707648153
dont act like this is a fucking hugbox
if they didnt want a discussion with me they wouldnt start
they started shit but pussed out
>>707648381
Who's your waifu anon?
(I'm >>707648489 and >>707648283)
>>707647973
>>707648364
You come here often?
>>707648653
It is a hugbox you fuckin gay retard faggot
>>707647585
Alright I was gonna make a thread but I'll take my chances
So I'm 99.9% sure my right ear got infected. I got some ear wax cleaning shit, sprayed water up my ear, plunged my ear (hurt like all of holy hell), and took some painkillers. After about like 20 or so minutes the intense fucking burning went away, but now I can't hear anything in my right ear. Anything you guys suggest? I can't go to a doctor because it's closed. Thanks
>>707648505
If the name "Dysnomia" does not ring a bell then you're not who I thought you were, sorry.
>>707648584
yes
>>707648364
How're you doing today?
>>707648653
>started shit
If I recall correctly, they just said their favorite champion. They didn't 'start shit'.
>>707647916
I'll be honest.
It feels awful, my Vietnamese Texan man
Absolutely AWFUL. How can I say I like Gundam now when I don't even have a fucking gunpla?
I have a stool ready, I'll wait for my rope that is being sent for Kurisumas..
>>707647987
I haven't played TF2 in a long while, or any vidya for that matter.
>>707648113
Well it was surprising when it happened
Guess it stuck with me
>>707647940
>>707648404
>>707648113
>>707648045
>>707647973
>>707647901
pedos
>>707648760
daily
>>707648908
just ate some carls Jr for dinner. you?
>>707648867
It would seem so dear waifu poster I lurk but I have no idea about that word or Rhode Island.. I'm sorry :c
clam
>>707649079
They have some pretty good burgers. It's been a while since I've last been there.
I'm not really doing anything at the moment. As usual.
give me anime recommendations
no shit anime please
>>707648831
if you want a hugbox go to fucking reddit or tumblr
>>707648908
they were wrong
thats starting shit in my book
>>707649328
boku no pico
>>707648404
Good enough
>>707648943
Sorry, but I'm not that autistic.
>>707649013
?
>>707649328
Upotte.
I like how you change your filenames to reflect the actual post.
>>707649328
I know just the perfect show for you and your boyfriend. Boku no Pico.
>>707642860(You know)
It was worth not killing them
>even though my side of Asian somehow hates them kinda
>>707642879(Galil)
Yes. She has a horn.
>>707643545(Purple Hat Girl)
Doing quite well
カラミチーマス
Back btw
>>707649328
Hmmm. Maybe the Girl Who Leapt Through Time?
>>707649079
Yes I know, how about that soda image for little old me ;)
>>707648943
At one point I had some purple hats but I sold them for League skins haha what have you been up to today?
>>707649328
Free!
>>707649511
i'm sorry you're invading my safe space
pls leave
Waifu Emblem: Awakening
>>707649232
better than always doing things
>>707649604
what?
>>707649746
Not true, at least for me.
>>707649511
>>707649546
I did a reaction video for that in high school
>>707649526
I'm on my phone with 3 pics, I have my pics on PC with set filenames, but I do enjoy changing the filenames
>>707649604
noted
>>707649680
Already on my watchlist actually ty
>>707649511
Did you play before they nerfed the W?
>>707647585
>>707649933
doggo :c
>>707649680
fine i wasnt planning on staying in this cancer hole anyway
i hope you guys realise how pathetic you are, not because you claim 2D shit as your girlfriends i dont give a fuck about that
you guys claim to belong here but as soon as someone uses mean words you all start crying
>>707649896
kys
>>707649929
wtf are you on about
i played him since release kek
>>707649732
yes
>>707650034
fuck
>>707650034
ok bb
luv u too
>>707650034
what does kys stand for? :o
>>707648943
No wait i am sorry! :(
~lurk
>>707650034
CUCK. Me too faggot he was free week when I first played and I've since mastered the shadow there shinboi.
>>707650228
Keen Young Schoolkid
>>707649854
well thats how i see it
>>707648404
don't fucking lie to us here. We know why you like her you sick fuck
>>707649328
91 Days?
>>707649604
Not much really, just went for a run and bought Rocket League, yourself?
>>707650298
But are you?
QOTT:Pic related
>>707649578
Why isn't it in most pics then?
>>707649896
Get more pics
>>707649933
Poor pupper
>Galil
>>707650228
Did someone really ask that? He should not be on this thread.
>>707650574
please no...
>>707649746
Why you always forget.. the image with you and the soda machine and the black lips or normal lips. :c
>>707650700
youre looking for the other Tomo
>>707650574
Because the ones I usually find aren't so much as cute or I rarely post them
>or bloody which is slightly appealing to me
>>707650522
Checked em. Wassup qt 3.14 I have my new waifu love ;) Also Ep. 17 was great can't wait to see her kick that dudes ass :D
>>707650557
Computer stuff wishing I had a working phone haha
>>707650574
sup
>>707650888
Checkd
>>707650557
isn't that like Christmas? 91 days from now
>>707650574
I used to cut my arms
also I'm too lazy to add the pics to my phone, I have them all on PC if I ever decide to browse when I'm on it
>>707650635
I shouldn't be able to chat with my friends here just because I don't know your internet slang? Yeah OK sounds fair...
>>707650862
Oh I thought.. idk I'm embarrassed a bit now.
>>707650574
ez
~Shiro
>>707651161
honest mistake. they may turn up soon
Erica claimed
Wendy's is painful.
>>707651110
Yes. You shouldn't. Just kidding mate. I thought you were just some random newfag. Nevermind my assholeness.
>>707650574
I fucked up the resolution, so i'll repost
>Ran-sama
Im still eating a turkish delight muffin from this morning. Fuck yeah.
>>707650675
Please yes
>>707650867
Why isn't it always there though
>>707650998
Literally nothing
>>707651110
>Cutting
Trash tier.
>>707651293
>Literally no permanent injuries
You must have been some kind of nerd as a kid.
>>707651375
Why?
>>707650574
>Galil
>>707650998
I'm guessing your current phone is fucked
Or you simply don't have one. Either way, good luck with getting one
>>707651110
But Christmas is in 73 days
>>707651332
Doesn't mean you're not a cute though.. you still that. c:
>>707651625
Where you think i been all this time?
>>707650557
Yes i am
>>707651375
I knew a girl named Wendy, she touched my butt in 5th grade and got detention lol
>>707651381
I miss the old cc...
>>707651625
I did it with my nails, I also put the knife to my neck, didn't kill myself though, just left scratches
>>707651629
I'm bad at math
my dad beat me a lot
>>707651625
What? Technically not surgery, but I cut my cheek open as a kid. You didn't look at the image enough. That's a permanent scar.
I just wasn't rowdy when I was younger. I just kept to myself usually.
>>707650998
Nice, who's your new waifu?
>>707651375
Why?
>>707651902
see
>>707651737
And hello cute.
>>707651671
thanks
>>707651867
Please, at least don't make me feel awful by saying this shit.
And now I take my leave, goodbye you bunch of degenerates
>>707651811
Post a pic of your waifu then :^)
>>707651867
But so am I
>>707652224
>degenerate
No, u.
>>707651625
I don't know why you'd want to know this galil
>>707651737
Earth?
>>707651867
An fag
>>707651894
Oh
>One small scar
You must be some kind of nerd
>>707652130
Don't worry new CC I love you
Tell me a Russian bedtime story plz
>>707652224
Later faggot
>>707652333
Because I like knowing things
>>707652298
at least I don't have CP
>>707652130
you're a lot nicer than old cc...
>>707652375
Negro
>>707651902
Luluco it's a cool anime nice and quick story can't explain without spoiling so you'd better just watch it ;)
>>707652104
It's nothing, does /b/ suck today or what?
>>707651629
Dem legs :3
No it's a long story basically I had to hide it and since lost it in a haze of my memory. Someone I just met might give me an iphone for free though It'd be my first phone worth over $30.
>>707651617
Hey there Rory that must be a big muff eh?
>>707651625
How's your day been?
>>707652375
You ask for it then start insulting people
I'm not comfortable with sharing especially after seeing these reactions
>>707652393
:(
>>707652375
I just didn't do things that would injure me as a kid.
>>707651625
It's basically her "Super Saiyan" form. She goes wild and has basically a shitload of power as well as speed and strength. Pain is nullified and probably emotion that isn't anger.
>>707652513
im not really looking at it today besides here
>>707652375
there's a home movie of me as a baby (2-3) and I started crying and my dad started hitting me a lot ;-;
one time my dad beat me with a PVC pipe
>>707651902
That...doesn't really answer the question
>>707652513
Yeah, I'll have to look into it. I've heard of it before.
>>707652469
>
>>707652487
Meme?
>>707652513
It was alright, who are you?
>>707652556
I only insult Shiro, but OK.
>>707652582
Like playing outside?
>>707652596
Why does a maid have Super Saiyan mode?
>>707652660
That's kinda fucked up
>>707652640
Oh ok you never really know with /b/ I guess haha I gotta go you have yourself a good night
>Propane
>grill
>medium steaks. That's right long live his memory
Have a good day everyone
>>707652815
>Steals soda
>>707652815
I'm on my phone and too lazy to fill out your QOTT (not even a question!)
so I'm just describing funny moments
Would anyone be interested in this?
76561198037885569/
>>707652224
>>707652815
>>707653020
^^
Was Mumei for a bit like this better though
>>707652795
You bet cya nerd ;)
>>707653020
bye
>>707652815
>I only insult Shiro
Wow, rude. :'(
I'm pretty sure I played outside. I don't really remember my childhood too much. I mostly just kept to myself and played vidya. No getting hurt if you don't have friends to play with.
>>707653154
He actually did it
The absolute madman
>>707653093
>>707653054
You triggered my inner jew
You have my attention sir
>>707652815
I'm sorry galil I'm not sharing
>>707653291
You doubted me?
>>707648839
do nothing. go to the doctor as soon as its open and thats it. keep doing whatever you do until then.
>>707652375
>>707652397
Thank you both. You made my day.
Story time.
I was sitting at the bar as fucking always and this dude shows up. He looked like any stereotypical American: Obese, white shirt, baseball cap, sunglasses. The first thing he fucking does is says: "Give me a beer, and quick.". I just reply "Excuse me?" "You heard, get me a beer." "Sir, I would like that you would talk nicely to the employees at this bar.." Didn't even finish. He just goes rage-mode "Did I ask for your fucking opinion asshole?! I asked for a fucking beer! Now where is that beer?! I don't fucking see it!!" My boss (he is an Arab btw) hears that shit and comes up to the American. "Sir is there a problem?" "Yes there fucking is a problem! This stupid asshole is not giving me the beer I want! Fire him! He is not made to work at a bar!" I have worked like 4 years at that bar at that time, so the boss had a liking to me. There was a silence after that shit. I was just like OHSHIT.jpg. And then my boss said "How did you talk to my worker? Did you start talking like a dick in the first place?" "LOOK!! I just want my fucking beer you Arabic piece of shit!" That is when I heard the greatest thing my boss ever said "SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH YOU FAT FUCK! If you want to buy anything at this bar you have to do it with manners not like a fucking pig! Now get out of this bar or I will go 9/11 on your ass! (he actually said that)". The American looked terrified as shit. He just closed his mouth and without saying shit just walked out of the bar. My boss turned around and said if someone disrespects me like this again while not being drunk, I can always just kick their ass out of the bar.
I swear that shit was the best.
>>707652815
Why are you a gun?
>because anime
>>707654060
What a legend. Asshole customers are the worst.
>>707654221
And he was American too. Just by looking at him I understood the nigger gonna go crazy.
>>707654060
>>707654505
You make my day too. How do I call you if you call me pizza butt? Pic related.
>>707654505
>>707654643
I really dont know.
>>707654734
>Over rated waifu
>>707654734
Mikura, send help
>>707653039
>
Why would you do this to me?
>>707653048
Its technically a question
>>707653156
HERESY
But yeah OK
>>707653270
>Just stayed inside and played vidya, alone because you had no friends
N E R D
E
R
D
>>707653373
So mean
>>707654060
Top tier boss for a top tier dude
>>707654199
Fair reason I guess
>>707654926
I'm not trying to be mean...
>>707654926
Yea, a little bit of a nerd. But I was happy.
>>707654864
What's wrong?
>>707654851
Underrated waifu, too many plebs taking her and leaving a bad connotation.
>>707654926
That was a great soda you should have tasted it.
>>707655147
She just to mainstream.
>>707655147
The heresy is strong tonight. Please help
>>707654851
I will call you Adonyan. Because Adolf and Nyan. Don't fucking ask why I chose those two.
>>707654926
Agree. Sadly the business is not having much customers (not because of that fight, we had many) so the bar is empty like nearly all day.
>>707655239
I think we can find something better.
>>707655501
Wait. I will ask my friends on Discord how to call a pet. That will be a fitting name for you.
Got a new computer. New images to
>>707655689
Ok.
>>707654060
Based Allah
>>707654926
I guess I'll just keep giving Rem with horns then.
>>707655236
I'm afraid it can't be helped.
>>707655221
That's something I can only be happy about, even though I'd like hipster points.
>>707655984
>hipster
>>707655860
I have no Idea how to call you. They are saying shit like Whiskers and Nyanster. wtf.. I need new friends.
>>707655952
He is probably Allah is disguise.
>>707655035
That actually makes it even meaner
>>707655085
That's good for you then, but I would have made fun of you in school still.
>>707655221
I'll just open another one I guess
>>707655952
Thanks, I like the horn.
>>707655239
Dress as a clown and spin an arrow around on a street corner
>>707655783
I need to get a new computer
Not sure where to get it from though
>>707656078
How about call me sweets?
>>707656173
But that one was so good.
>>707656173
I don't care for people that make fun of me.
>>707656243
I got an Asus from Best Buy. Windows 8 a shit though.
Look up twitch tv / spittingsomebars
HE'S GONA STICK A CORNDOG Up HIS AsS AT 10 VIEWS !
XD
>>707656173
It is near the beach. So no street corners. And no customers because everyone is going back to their countries and shit. Scared of ISIS and shit. Arabs don't drink, only Egyptians that come from Cairo and tourists. So yeah... The business is fucked anyway.
>>707656280
Sweets it is ^w^
>>707656362
*makes fun of you and stuff*
>>707656280
You aren't getting this one!
>>707656362
You wouldn't do anything about it anyway
>smugface.jpeg
>>707656581
Threaten to rape people if they don't go there
>>707656070
Jesus. I don't think I can compete with that.
>>707656243
How much money you got to spend on one? And is the hard drive bad?
>>707656581
Pizza <3
>>707656673
>Steals
>>707656731
lol
>>707656673
Good idea.
>>707656551
Why is that nigger looking at pics of weed?
Hey nerds
>>707656420
I guess we just have to deal with how terrible the windows OS is
>>707656768
Money isn't too much of a concern
My current computer is old as dirt so i use a laptop for most things
>>707656782
I just think he posted here for views or someone sucks at getting someone raided.
>>707647693
F u r f a g
>>707656880
Nice fox
>>707656078
I want to visit this bar now
>>707656173
>
>>707656876
mavis
>>707656673
Yes. As long as you don't touch me, or fuck with me using stuff other than words, I have no problem with you.
>>707656880
I can price you one to build yourself. Just give me a price limit and what specs. Like a I5 or I7 or AMD.
>>707656914
Doing for views, I checked.
>>707656974
It is cozy here. We have a TV with live football.
>>707656768
Aww
>>707656782
Trust me, it works.
>>707656876
>Calls someone a nerd
>Is a fag
?
>>707656974
Why is that so off center
>>707657027
You ever beat up a nigga for fucking with you?
Or are you too much of a gayboi to fight :^)))))))))))
>>707657363
I have. I don't really like fighting though, and will try to avoid it.
>>707657363
Galil!
>>707656953
Hello not so great vampire
>>707657100
I'm not too knowledgeable about PC's, like i said, my old one was old as dirt
>>707657131
Sad people do that.
>>707657363
>Gives back
>>707657131
Only I won't ever order alcohol. Probably some water if you have it.
>>707657363
Perspective
>>707657782
Look here fluffy, I will jump through this screen and punch you right in the vagina
>>707657437
Yeah, fighting isn't really all that great after it's said and done.I used to have serious anger problems and fought my brother 2 or 3 times a week, and got in more than one fight at school over stupid shit.
>>707657724
Koume! <3
It's been a long time man, I missed you.
>>707657794
FUCK
>>707657832
It really just doesn't look like it.This pic is nice though
>>707657832
I don't drink either so I am ok. We also server burgers and really crappy pizzas from the kitchen. So that is nice.
>>707658058
Not. So. Great.
Is this how you trigger ppl mommy?
>>707657782
If you want you can add me on discord. And i can find you something you might like.
>>707658200
he he
>>707658200
I personally like this one
>>707658252
Are the burgers large or just a palmful?
>>707658386
There are large and palmful. You can choose. I bet the boss will even make a mayo sandwich for all I know. The business is just too dead.
>>707658058
Aw, someone is angry
>>707658656
At least someone here will fight with me
>>707658279
I'll add you, but i'm not too sure how much longer i'll be awake
>>707658834
Going out looking for fights?
Oh boy...
>>707658252
>Russian
>Doesn't drink
THE NATURAL ORDER HAS BEEN DISTURBED, YOU FOOL
>>707658279
What reason do you have to be so mean
>>707658386
I can't enjoy that, the flail triggers me too much
>Galil
