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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
If dubs go take a shower or bath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiM0xL3SoMM
>>707370480 (homu)
You did. But it's okay, I can also cry alone in my corner.
>>707370450 (tomoko)
Roll.
7-10 business days until I get my glasses
>>707370765
>>707370621
miku = homura btw if you didn't know
>pic is proof
>>707370827
I actually tried ketchup on bananas. It's strangely good. Like milkshakes and french fries. Or syrup and mashed potatoes.
>>707370957
I already knew this.
>>707370765
>>707370084
i was reffering to the argument you had with the Uta claimer lol, ah you probably dont even remember
planning to do anything meanwhile?
yea it happened out of nowhere, just system 32 decided to stop
OH WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT, Nep out of nowhere!
>>707371094
I do recall that one.
I'm going to visit my grandma quite soon here.
>>707370902
Nooooo! It sent me to the home screen I thought that meant you disconnected
>>707370957
We are one
>>707370902
I'll get /waifu/ to take a shower or bath sooner or later!
>>707370637
Roll
BOO! ITS A SILLY SNEK!
>>707371283
I take one in the morning though. And it's 6 PM, not 5 AM.
cut me yuno
>>707371393
>this image is hosted at mangafox
>streaming manga
You fucked up, son. Go take a shower.
>>707371169
Nah, it leaves you with the chat and gives you the notification "Stranger has disconnected.".
>>707371283
I actually wanted to take one, so I'm rerolling.
>mfw this thread
>>707370309
That lack of words might make up for some good jokes or whatever.
Basically she has enough pics for me to never have to binge into the black holes known as tumblr and deviant-art.
>>707370957
Hey that's my discord tag.
>>707371164
why should i watch out for such a qt?
>>707371167
just visiting? or a special occasion?
>>707371365
spoopy snek
>>707371486
But, it's not 5 AM. I take my showers at that time, not the current time.
>>707371600
Just visiting.
>>707371511
AWWWW YISSSSS
Time for a shower!
Be back in like, 15 minutes.
>>707371511
Must have been my shit computer
OP is a heretic btw
>>707366721
Are the discord people finally coming back to post?
>>707366975
That's what the 5 hours is for
>>707367655
Threads won't be as dead anyway..
>>707371944
>1944
Gas him
>>707371590
No no, we don't lack words, we just don't have any that are unnecessary. If you earned it, you deserve it, and to deserve it you must have earned it. Having two words is inefficient.
Stay away from deviant art, you'll only find low quality pic of subhuman fetishes.
>>707371677
Awwwww yissssss, now we both can do it together.
>I don't have such a mean looking shiro, so just project your imagination onto the base I provided.
Tatsuta claimed
I've gotta leave now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWXrpzbdqKc
i claim naruto-kun
>>707372106
>Stay away from deviant art
Wiser words have yet to be spoken
>pic related, a glimpse into DA
>>707372700
All fems in a nutshell (kappa)
>>707372106
That's an interesting point of view.
>If you earned it, you deserve it
What about when it comes to luck based events? You might have been the worst player of the game but your dice roll single handedly won it, did you deserve the prize?
Since Germans are known for their raging attitude in games I expected them to have some good words to say that the opponent didn't deserve the win or something like that.
>DA
I've found decent art there, it's just rare.
>>707372869
>>707372700
Cya later, famalam
>>707372106
So refreshing. My entire body feels rejuvenated.
>>707372869
Are we posting DA shit? Here is some DA shit.
Hey everyone
Told you the cosplayer has a chin
>>707373341
>using makeup to give the illusion of eye bags
Fucking disgusting.
Don't have to leave just yet, but quite soon.
>>707373276
Hi!
>>707373636
Heya havent seen you in a while friend whats goin on?
I'm back niggers
>>707373341
>>707373492
He's right you know, it isn't even put on well it looks like she just fucking smeared it on
>>707371600
its a scary yuno
>>707373492
That wasn't the point.
The other day Galil-chan made a joke about her chin.
I would be a good Tomoko
>>707373745
Told you she has a chin, dumb-ass
>>707373740
I'm going to visit my grandma soon, so this conversation may be cut short.
It has been quite a long time! Not much on my side, life's been boring and slow. School's been going okay. How about you? I hope everything has been going great.
>>707373848
how have you been doing lately thunder?
its been a while we talked
>>707374000
>I would be a good Tomoko
post a pic with a timestamp
>>707374000
I made one joke and you got all flustered over it dude.
That isn't you.
>>707374035
Oh thats cool have a good time! Glad to hear you are oing alright in school as well. I have been doin alright just working alot this week more than usual
>>707370596
Sexy.
>
>>707374360
Being busy can be bad or good. I enjoy being occupied with things, but not liking a lot of work is understandable.
And I know I'm a couple months late, but here's that eroge Rikka game.
http://www.blue-ruby.com/pham/chuni.html
>>707374410
Rolling for the best DD with the best DDs
>>707374410
Hamalams.
>>707374888
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>707374119
doing fine, im gonna nap for a bit so see ya
>>707375179
later
sweet dreams
カラミチーマス
>>707374922
Hello
>>707375026
Oh...
You just got SPOOKED
>>707374410
>(88)
>>707374888
>888
IT WAS MEANT TO BE
>>707375682
You did me the real scare
I just realised that I didn't actually post my replies to people, but posted the previous reply.
I'm not a smart man
>>707374853
Haha thanks its all in japanese how do I play it!?
>>707375890
Just kind of uh, click around and figure it out. It's what I did.
>>707375818
No, no you aren't.
>>707375682
Taco eater.
>>707375993
Lmao alright I will do my best
>>707376264
>>707375810
Now I'll have you BEWITCHED
>>707376247
Lasagna eater
>>707376363
Tomorrow I'll be a burger eater.
>>707376363
>tfw I realize this is a sample
I had it for so long..
>>707376363
I'm really excited for Halloween. It's the one day where I can support Trump and people will think I'm doing it ironically. And I get to see my cute little cousins.
>>707376433
Tomorrow, I will be a soul eater
>>707376578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbFAZ2ztlE
>>707376578
But are you a booty eater?
>>707376433
Tomorrow I'll eat very little food
>>707376562
lol southerner
:^)
>>707376447
I know this feeling well, it's a good feeling and at the same time evokes shame.
>>707376659
Cute.
>>707376326
Cute as fuck
>>707376326
>
>>707376827
I just want what's best for our country. And I don't even live in the South.
>>707374888
Rolling for my freedom :^)
>>707376983
888 got by this guy
>>707372103
I like your hat.
>>707372869
God is gone, all hope is lost and her face looks like a piece of toast.
>>707373252
Then why does your body look so scary?
>>707374000
To be honest, I would do her.
Don't deny it, you would too.
>>707373102
If you join a game that is all, or mostly about luck (what this one must have been, or the "worst" player couldn't have won with a lucky roll) then yes, you deserve (and earned) the outcome.
You entered a game, knowing it was about luck, took the risk, won by luck. Everyone could have done so, it's fair.
German ragers usually rage in English, so the words are pretty much the same. Use "Scheiße" and "Gottverfluchte Hurensöhne" as universal ways to display your dissatisfaction.
For further advice consult Tenryuu, the master of German salt.
>DA
True, but the good stuff is usually also uploaded elsewhere.
Post brown waifu
>>707376956
Why do you support Trump?
>>707377125
>>707377125
It happens to be a recolored lewd, so no thanks.
>>707377112
Did you forget that I am not my waifu?
I am just another random person on the internet, claiming Tomoko.
And that is from DA.
How many pens will fit in an apple?
Question time!!
Do you miss someone in /waifu/ thread ?
>>707376832
I'm mostly ashamed that I even saved a sample
I guess I was tired when I saved that image
>>707376956
>that was a shit joke triggered by "cute little cousins"
>>707377284
That depends entirely on how brave you are.
>using apple as a euphemism for your butt
Cute.
>>707377360
Maki my frenemy and megumin
>>707377284
How many pens will fit in a pineapple?
>>707377505
I'm almost one hundred percent sure he was making a PPAP joke.
>>707377670
>megumin
Would that refer to me?
>>707377372
Don't worry about it, it happens once in a while even to the elitest.
>>707377360
Yes.
>>707376827
You'll grow bigger boobs if you keep eating like that.
>>707377505
I will just say approximately 7-10.
But I was talking about an apple.
>>707377706
Dis nigga gets it!
Doing an assignment really makes you tired.
Or it's just the clock.
2:40am
>>707377239
That sounds like something a tomoko would say.
>>707377874
Oh you live in the same timezone as me. That is nice. Good luck with your assignment!
Hello people.
>>707377670
What a coincidence.
>Best idol claimed.
>>707377778
O N E O F F
N
E
O
F
F
I'll give you this anyway though.
>>707377766
Shit happens every now and then
>You'll grow bigger boobs if you keep eating like that.
But I don't want to be a cowtits..
>>707378167
Tsunato
>>707378052
Oh nice! What country do u live in then?
>>707378052
>>707377874
Go to bed
>>707377706
I don't know what PPAP is.
>>707377778
Uh-huh, sure.
>>707378044
What do you mean?
>>707377112
>what this one must have been, or the "worst" player couldn't have won with a lucky roll
Blizzard games, that's how they work.
The German B thing reads S right? So that would be your equivalent to "shit".
>>707378395
Maybe Amatsu has a metabolism like mine and can eat whatever she wants without ruining her DFC.
Well. Breakfast is slower than yesterday.
>>707377740
Both of you or well your last waifu but yeah you!
>>707377874
Probably both to be honest Stella
>>707378167
Ohhhh shit its little devil Maki!
>>707378599
>The German B thing reads S right?
>B thing
>B
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>707378395
>I don't want to be a cowtits...
Yes you do! YES YOU DO!
>>707378449
Hey stella!
>>707378449
Russia. Well lived. I am in Egypt at the moment. The place I live in is between time-zones so I choose this one so I don't have to change the time.
>>707378382
Sad. But I have gotten quads yesterday already so that's enough for me.
>>707378467
Don't tell me what to do!
>>707378505
I told you how many fits. Have fun with that information.
>>707378721
Sorry, but that's what it looks like.
Haruhi Fujioka is clearly the toppest tier waifu
>>707378922
Those eyes are bigger than our jam donuts
>>707378599
With the amount of food I eat without gaining any weight, I'm not surprised by that
DFC!
>>707378718
The megu in me is dead
rip
>>707378795
No I do not! I DO NOT
DFC!!
>>707376363
Wouldn't be the first time.
>>707378814
COWARD!
Go for 11.
>>707379023
aye, she does have rather large eyes
>>707379049
Tried and bled. No fun.
>>707378395
Why yes it is. How goes it, Boss?
>>707378718
Another tally for tor the nicknames. Heh, how's it hanging?
>>707379024
If you dont DFC, you don't love me...
>>707378907
The letter is a combination of a long s "ſ" and a "z". Hence the name, eszett.
If you look at old German logo, e.g. of beer or newspapers you'll often find the letter ſ used for s.
The sound is somewhere bewteen s and z, so a bit sharper than the English z.
>>707378505
Look it up on YouTub
>>707378814
Holy shit an actual Russian?
Oh my God this is both awesome and horrible at the same time
>>707379208
That's a really cute picture
>>707379358
I will ask Putin to nuke you wherever you are.
>>707379024
Ive known this...
>>707379208
Haha its been too long its hanging alright I guess just very tired my car died working on getting a new one right now
Be back in a minute gotta go for a sec
>>707379189
Damn. Well. At least the journey was worth it, right?
>>707379358
>first result
And skipped. Forget I ever asked.
>>707378907
>>707379321
It's apparently not even just a German thing.
>>707379027
>
>>707379208
Cold is almost gone now, I can training again tomorrow~
What about you?
>>707379233
But I love DFC!
And you're the best DDs for a reason
At least you're not Iowa...
>>707379512
Sorry to disappoint
>>707379024
DFC4Life.
>>707379321
> ſ
I wasn't even aware this is a thing. Wish my language had cool characters like that but all we have is ç and a few accents.
>>707379621
MmmHmm.
>>707370918
>>707379576
kek'd. It was a new thing to try that's all. But it was full of pain that journey you talking about. 0/10 never doing again. Unless it's pegging.
more Haruhi
>>707379500
Why though, I'm a huge slavaboo
>>707379576
>Not even giving it a chance
Why not?
>inb4 "it looks dumb"
>>707370918
I didn't see you there Felix
>>707379832
>Pegging
Daily reminder that pegging is gay
>>707380029
Because I don't have to. Twitch has been memeing it pretty well. So fuck it.
>>707379163
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE YOURE ALIVE HOWS IT BEEN?!?!?!?!?
>>707380048
>>707379771
Well, you may have less variety, but you got such an enormous surplus of the same letters, that you just add 2-7 silent ones on every word, so you have that going for you.
Also the ſ isn't used anymore, except for maybe calligraphy.
Anyway, it's getting hella late and I need some sleep.
See you around!
>>707379621
Fucking spiderman in charge of distribution.
>>707380158
I'm guessing there is someone else out there who sees the true light of her greatness lol. Unfortunately I am not the person who you are thinking of though
>>707381422
Aw. I got sad now also, why dont you come to other thread?
