ITT:We describe a videogame vaguely and other anons try to guess it.
Super vague edition
I'll start:
>Roofied
>Wake up on a train
>>707345672
Inception
>>707345672
Half Life 2.
2EZ
>>707345672
Diddy Kong Racing!
>>707345906
Correct
>N.M
I got one
>Good guy
>Fucked up world
>Try to be good
>Turns out I'm the bad guy
>>707346146
Spec Ops the line ?
>>707346146
The Old Republic?
Drug deal gone bad
T is the only one out of the 3 who survives
>>> test
>>707346146
minecraft
also fuck off
>>>/ test
Sunset Overdrive
Dancing for money plonx
>dad is an asshole
guess bitches
>>707346398
>>>/ test
I got one.
>wake up
>wtf am i
>so many tests
>be careful of what hole you enter
>>707345672
half-life 2
>>707346434
fallout 3
Max payne
>>707346471
wow that was fast
>A fucking chessboard tries to kill you
>Actually is not dead.jpg
>Kill chessboard(or don't idgaf)
>>707346316
Kinda sounds like the joining in Dragon Age: Origins, but I don't know who T is
>>707346464
Portal, ez
>>707346548
yep
>>707346316
GTA vice city
>>707346464
Portal. Not even vague
>>707345672
>undercover coinslot
>make friends with mean coinslots to put them in coinslot prison
>become too friendly with mean coinslots
>accidentally cheat on karoke coinslot
Portal
>What the fuck are you doing?
>YOU FUCKING IDIOT I PRESSED JUMP!
>GAAAAAAH
gl
>balls
>kung fu
>shits on fire yo
>>707346464
Portal
>beloved childhood characters fight to the death
this one is easy but who cares
>>707346641
dragonball something
>>707346146
Bioshock Infinite?
>>707345738
>videogame
>>707346146
Dishonored
>>707346740
GTA San Andreas
good luck
>wake up
>see if i know the difference between up and down
>>707346146
Mafia II?
>wtf i was just crossing the border
>now i am a force to be reckoned with
>retarded bear
>retarded bird
>retarded noises
>>707346146
Prototype
>>707346762
INCEPTION
>you're a nigger
>30 fps
>>707346594
Sleeping dogs?
Nostalgia
>be tank
>shoot other tanks
>summon soldiers
>summon tanks
>summon bombers
>build base
>destroy enemy base
>run over own troops by accident
>>707346945
san andreas
>>707346882
Banjo Kazooie
>>707346954
every RTS ever?
>>707346847
Halo 2
>>707346948
winrar
Ok, here's one
>Russia can't make up it's fucking mind
>ICBM on the loose
okay guys I guarantee nobody will get this
>be edgelord
>get lost in city
>fight freaks and nig nogs to get back home
>turns out ur a cripfag
>>707346945
Mafia 3
30 fps gave it away
>wake up on beach
>remember boat
>swimsuit girl gets shot
>you're just a number
There is no way in hell you guys even know this game.
>joint custody
>boating up to a gate, get out boat, walk up to gate, fireflys create havoc as they illuminate an old tree
>skeletons scatter the floor
>jump into a whirlpool/vortex thing, no idea what the fuck it is
>appear in the middle of a huge cave with a giant tree in it
>a bunch of old bitches take the piss out of you and you then proceed to die over and over again...
>>707347090
winrar
>>707346954
Thomas the tank engine the game
>>707347025
Nigga are you a tank in starcraft?
>>707346146
Undertale?
>>707346740
Super Smash Bros obv
> be a private eye
> [x] Doubt
>>707347017
Yeah
>>707347098
dark souls
>>707347092
Lost: Via Domus
CHECKMATE MOTHERFUCKER
>lost is the greatest show of all time
>>707347206
winrar
>being fucking autistic
>play with other autists
>throw white balls at everyone even if that doesn't do anything
>pay for this shit
>>707347092
XIII
Voiced by David Duchovny. It kicked ass.
>>707346876
Trump Simulator 2016
>>707347254
>Via Domnus
Nope
>>707347228
LA Noire
>>707347283
club penguin
>cabbage
>>707347336
good deducing
>>707347250
win
>yellows turned into greens
>good soundtrack
>6 hours of missions and grinding
>piss poor ending
>>707347300
Aw yea you got it.
Hardly heard anyone ever talk about this one.
Great game.
Here's one
>let them in
>keep them out
>I can decide
>it costs me if I fuck up
>>707346847
could hypothetically be Portal 2, lol
Firewatch
>>707346231
Nope
>>707346263
Nope
>Everyone
Nope
>>707346895
That's also a game like that but not the one I'm talking about
>>707347339
You won.
>would you kindly
>>707347092
XII the game played it a lot as a child
>>707347425
papers, please
>>707347092
XIII
>>707347425
papers please
>>707347462
Bioshock. Too eez.
>>707347462
Bioshock
>>707347398
Destiny
>>707345672
Firewatch
>>707347398
this is
>>707347454
^^^ this
>>707346146
Postal 2
>>707347577
Winrar
>Fucking cougars
> me and my son, on a casual bike ride
> one of the only things we bond over
> son ripped to shreds by spike wheel
> my death shortly follows as i run over a landmine
>>707346146
Infamous, motherfucker
>>707347666
red dead redemption
>another settlement needs our help
>>707347339
>>707347283
My sides!
>on Island
>smack baddies all night long
Gr8 1 here
>Indian guy is super nice
>Manhattan project
>no longer nice
Pic unrelated
>>707347712
Winrar.
>>707347567
>>707347574
Ye ye ye
>Hi i'm _____ and this is my favorite store the on ____
>>707347666
Leisure suit larry?
>>707347528
>>707347491
>>707347300
Got another one for ya'll.
>jump and gun against empire
>nazi cops
>jetpacks and sharks
>black holes and lots of drink
>>707347679
happy wheels
>>707347666
Red dead redemption?
>>707347770
civilization
>>707347714
FO4
>>707347703
Nope
>>707347679
Happy wheels
>>707347421
I found it like 5 years after it came out, in a $2 bin at a big lots. Only copy I've ever seen, and I've never encountered another person who has played or heard of it until your post.
>>707347807
Mass Effect 2. Too easy.
>>707347834
winrar
>>707347770
>>707347846
Win Win m80
>>707347339
Runescape
> the god damn blue shell
>>707347666
The fucking trips
>i am sworn to carry your burdens
>>707346146
Forrest Gump
>Smoking on a plane
>60's ftw
>No airport security
>Present from mom and dad
>Life's been good to me so far
>>707347855
The last of us
>dress up like animals
>beat the shit of of businessmen
>fight bike-riding edgelord
>>707347971
Skyrim numbnuts
>>707347971
skyrim belongs to the nords
>>707347998
bioshock smh
>>707345672
Uncharted?
>get called faggot, retard, nigger etc.
I'll give you a hint, it's not /b/ the vidya game
>>707347950
i fucked up and meant to type lettuce as a nod to the thing you got banned on club penguin for saying
but yeah that works too
>>707347971
Fnaf
Or skyrim
>>707348016
Hotline miami?
>>707348016
Hotline Miami
>>707348001
And I messed up my reply but you get it now
>>707348023
>>707348033
my niggas
>big floppy nigger dick
>punch a tree
>dead
>>707348081
>>707348094
bingbong winrar
>shouting
>>707348151
rust
>>707348172
gta online???
>>707347961
Mario Kart 8
>>707346954
battlezone
>dog
>sausage
>>707348246
Hitman blood money
>gooks take over
>fight gooks to MAGA
>mom dies
>goes back home
>does everything but finds who killed mom
>>707345672
>Russia can't make up it's fucking mind
>ICBM on the loose
(self bump)
>Come on!
>Okay.
>Come on!
>Roger!
>Come on!
>Come on!
>Come on!
>>707347752
>fucking teeth are on the ground almost everywhere
>some nutcase is running around with needles
>>707348299
Ah for fuck sake, it was too obvious.
>>707348327
far cry 4
>>707348327
San andreas
>>707348320
Looks like album cover material. Great art
>>707347092
Is it XIII
>assassinate people and slay infidels for 700 years
>outpost needs backup
>omw to outpost, mission success!
>a fatal error occurred
>"________".exe is not responding
>get killed by floor spikes A LOT
>>707346146
Assasins creed?
>>707348398
nope
>>707348437
winnar
>>707348235
Close but I don't think any of the battlezones had infantry...
Did they?
>>707348151
minecraft
>Psychonauts is a platform video game developed by Double Fine Productions.
>The game was initially published by Majesco Entertainment in 2005 and 2006 for Microsoft Windows, Xbox and PlayStation 2; Budcat Creations helped in the PlayStation 2 port.
>In 2011, Double Fine acquired the rights for the title, allowing the company to republish the title with updates for modern gaming systems and creating OS X and Linux ports.
>Psychonauts follows the player-character Raz (voiced by Richard Horvitz), a young boy gifted with psychic abilities who runs away from the circus to try to sneak into a summer camp for those with similar powers to become a "Psychonaut", a spy with psychic abilities.
>He finds that there is a sinister plot occurring at the camp that only he can stop.
>>707346146
Metal gear
>NO PLACE FOR HIDEO
>Fuck you, it said 90% chance
>Goddammit, why do they always make <30% shots
>Satellites
>>707348573
>The game is centered on exploring the strange and imaginative minds of various characters that Raz enters as a Psychonaut-in-training/"Psycadet" to help them overcome their fears or memories of their past, so as to gain their help and progress in the game.
>Raz gains use of several psychic abilities during the game that are used for both attacking foes and solving puzzles.
>Psychonauts was based on an abandoned concept that Schafer had during the development of Full Throttle, which he expanded out into a full game through Double Fine.
>The game was initially backed by Microsoft's Ed Fries as a premiere title for the original Xbox console, but several internal and external issues led to difficulties for Double Fine in meeting various milestones and responding to testing feedback; following Fries' departure in 2004, Microsoft dropped the publishing rights.
>Double Fine was able to secure Majesco as a publisher a few months later allowing them to complete the game after four and a half years of development.
>Despite strong critical praise, Psychonauts did not sell well with only about 100,000 retail units sold at the time of release, leading to severe financial loss for Majesco and their departure from the video game market; the title was considered a commercial failure.
>Psychonauts since has earned a number of industry awards and gained a cult following.
>Following the acquisition of the game, Double Fine's republishing capabilities and support for modern platforms has allowed them to offer the game through digital distribution, and the company has reported that their own sales of the game have far exceeded what was initially sold on its original release, with cumulative sales of nearly 1.7 million as of December 2015.
>A sequel, Psychonauts 2, was announced at The Game Awards in December 2015.
>>707348473
super meat boy
>>707348369
That and i just got done playing it again an hour ago
>wake up in an open field
>amnesia
>>707348573
>>707348610
Super Mario World?
zug zug
>>707348059
LoL
>>707346316
GTAV
>>707348602
XCOM
>Edgy emo boi
>Get's told to save the world
>Decides to have a mental breakdown instead
>Eventually saves the world after big tits tells him he has a big dick.
>am suicidal
>try running around to get help
>nobody played this shitty game
>>707348673
idiot
>>707348602
Xcom
Got me hard with the 90% miss miss miss god fucking damnit
>>707348573
tmw u still dont know what game this is
>>707348657
Haha no, idiot
>>707348618
This is the only type of death I can remember from the game.
My game is more old school.
>>707346531
Freddy fish
>>707346876
Skyrim?
>>707348718
FF7?
>>707348535
yeah you got them from the troop carrier. super op on bases. died like bitches vs tanks.
>>707348016
Firewatch
>need cash
>rob bank
>cops start shooting immediately
>drill for the safe jams
>kill cops left and right
>drill jams again
>police snipers set up
>drill jams
>go to fix drill
>get kicked through a fucking wall by splintercell
>lies built upon lies
>dev has a shit eating grin for days
>>707348320
Firewatch
>>707346876
Skyrim or Far Cry 4
>>707346954
Obviously Uprising 2: Lead and Destroy.
>Parkour
>Red
>Cops
>>707345672
A Tuesday.
>>707348719
we happy few
>>707348467
ass creed
>>707348059
Bioshock Infinite?
>lobster vs horseman the game x3
>>707348862
No Man's Sky
>fight giant poop
>>707348862
Newman's Guy
>One night stand goes horribly wrong
>You wake up as every gothfag's wet dream
>>707348858
Payday
>>707348881
mirrors edge
>>707348881
mirror's edge
>>707348858
Firewatch
>>707348331
>Washington DC is fucked
> squares
>>707348881
Mirror's Edge
>>707348862
No man's sky
>>707348862
No mans lie
>>707348862
99% of AAAs?
>>707348858
Payday. Shit game. Terrible grind.
>>707348862
One Mans Sky
>>707348929
Winrar
>have a lot of hype
>no multiplayer
This is a hard one
>edit your 3d avatar
>control a team on your ship
>work for a bisnessman in the fat future
>fight aliens on other planets and stars
>ability to choose a lover from your team
Hint: made by Bioware, one of the publishers is EA. The video game is a series
>>707345672
>always shouting and killing shit
>collect flowers and butterflies
>constantly carrying too much to run
>the game that never ends
>>707348935
Conkers bad fur day
>>707348959
Firewatch
>>707348901
nope
>>707348858
Payday 2
>you are doing this
>nevermind you're doing that instead
>looks like you've decided to go off track
>nuclear explosion
>>707349039
Firewatch
>be neglected boy
>grandfather is an autistic, senile liar
>drop balls early in life
>start to gamble to support sadistic habit
>>707349040
Correct.
>>707349039
Skyrim
>>707349021
Hard one, but I'mma go Ass Defect
>>707349015
Paladins of the Realm
>>707349045
nah
>Giant Cuddlefish with mind control powers
>deployed to a patrol mission in Jeruzalem outskirts
>get armed with only a pistol
>ayy cuck, pay for your own weapons
>>707347398
Destiny
>>707349132
Winrar :)
>>707348948
Hm, Vampire the Masquerade?
>>707348948
Bloodlines
>brb, reinstalling
>>707349083
fallout 3
>>707349083
Fallout 4
>>707347098
Dark souls 2?
>>707348951
>>707348954
>>707348973
Easy one wasn't it?
>Team Fortress with Waifus
>spawn as an autistic bald headed bastard
>learn to fish etc
>outside of castle
>make your own character
>use said character to explore world
>there are other characters and quests
>>707348959
crysis 3
>>707348959
fallout 3?
>80 bucks for a remaster
>>707349235
Overwatch
>>707349186
>>707349195
Winners!
>>707349176
Firewatch
>!
>>707349212
>>707349216
good thinking but no, it's not that easy
>>707349255
Literally every MMO?
>>707349255
How about every fucking rpg ever made?
>On a train
>train blows up
>wake up in the arctic
>Robot activates your HUD
>>707348959
Trump? Clinton?
>>707349087
nah
>>707349141
Correct
>loader bot will keep this stored in its memory banks
>>707349332
metal gear
>walking home from school
>get hit by car and pass out
>wake up to empty streets
>get text from qt crush
>fight monsters to get to her
>meet her on rooftop
>she fucking an heroes and makes you watch
>go home
>>707347062
Warriors
Piss of ur fat neighbour who has a dog and a bird
>>707349332
Metal Gear Solid games
>>707349284
cod4
>The Wild West™
>Shit's Fucked
>>707349350
Battletoads
>>707349350
border crossing 2?
>>707349372
Ha yeah
>>707349350
borderlands 2
>>707345672
>>707345672
>be in the Rocky Mountains
>be in the 80s
>>707349350
tetris
>>707349350
borderlands 2
>>707349350
Borderlands 2
>>707348219
Winrar.
Ill try to think of a harder one
>>707349398
Yeahh
>>707349406
Winrar
>>707349386
Command & Conquer: Red Alert
>>707349356
LMAO
>Plain crash
>Big phar in the middle of the sea
>Go in a city under water
>Inject drugs to have super powers
>>707349332
MGS
>>707349138
Yup. Mass Effect it is.
>>707349371
Tales from the borderlands
:(
>>707349371
Saints Row?
>>707347098
Ocarina of time
>>707349300
nope :D
>be edgy
>kill people
gee wiz you'll never get this one
>hello this is dog
>>707349504
Black ops 3 zombies
>>707349386
Cry of Fear?
>>707349504
bioshock 2
>>707349504
EZ mode engaged, Bioshock
>>707345672
>thefuckisthis.jpg
>this is not the way it ended?!?
>why is black guy dead?
>photographer saves the day
>>707349557
not famous?
>>707349557
CsGo voice chat.
>>707345672
>Orange Mentats at the library
>>707349557
Homeward bound and the quest for dominance
>report to barn man everyday
>kill pigs
>chest
>baby
>>707349596
winrar
>>707349557
Postal 2
>>707348059
Call of Duty
>>707345672
main stream game,no mods ,sex orgies straying you and your wife
>6 people freezing
>resting
>resting
>resting
>miss, miss, miss
>why can't I hold all these items
>>707349628
Fallout 3
>>707349282
>>707349266
>>707349045
keep in mind the previous ones:
>Russia can't make up it's fucking mind
>Submarine ICBM on the loose
>Washington DC is fucked
>>707349644
>homeward bound
Omg my sides! XD
>>707346146
Braid.
>>707346594
I fought the law and the LAW WON
>>707349083
CoD4?
>Fuck you Bannon !
>motorcycles
>fuck with clothes on
>>707349614
life is weird?
>>707349649
Binding of Isaac?
>>707349729
easy winrar
Over 100 characters
Sexy adult women
Ripped adult men
Skins
Characters of different personalities
Cartoony graphics
Competative af
This might be too obscure
>Marketed like pokemon
>SEE AND CATCH AND FIGHT MONSTERS
>see a monster
>"oh, youll get to play with those later"
>but for now you uncover rocks and fossils for 10 hours
>just shit talking
>>707349736
Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2
>>707349764
Ride to Hell: Retribution
>world be dead
>recharge light
>>707349764
Ride to hell
cringey ass game
>be at mall
>JASON!
>Jason!
>JASON!
>Jason!
>JASON!
>Jason!
>JASON!
>Jason!
>then kid dead by car
>>707349778
nope
>>707349678
>>707349644
>>707349622
>>707349616
no
i seriously thought people would get it first try
>kill a lot of people
>grayscale
>>707349557
HatreD
>>707349803
League
>>707349764
Gta San Andreas
>>707349803
LoL
>>707349603
And 1 too
>>707349736
Firewatch
>Piss off ur neighbour
>Neighbour has pets
>Get fuckin oscars
>Kill the past
>dude runs for mayor
>hires goons to clean up the city
>they kill crime bosses
>like kill bill in a way if that helps
>>707349764
That one game with the red headed chick
Reiko biker girl
>>707349736
Silent Hunter?
>>707346146
Eternal Sonata
>>707349821
Fossil Fighters?
>pick license plate
>"give it up, kid. go, be a lawyer, or a doctor or, something..."
>"Hey Johnson. since when does LAPD issue weapons to meter maids?"
>concubines
>the apple doesn't fall to far from the tree
>>707349888
Heavy Rain?
>>707349557
Hatred
>>707349784
yes
>>707349870
Winrar
>>707348050
No. He wasn't drugged. Flynn shoots Nate and he later wakes up in the train covered in his blood from the gunshot
>>707349561
Silent Hill 2
>>707349888
Heavy Rain
also my name is Jason
> autistic naked child
> batch shit crazy mom
>poop everywhere
> pills are the worst
Gameplay like Tinder (swipe left swipe right)
Takes a long time to finish, or be able to finish at all
>get points for kill
>get penalty for extra brutal kill
>fuck it, brutal kill anyways because wtf
>make peoples face touch ground for fun
>be general asshole because nothing else left to do
