Waifu claiming thread.
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>>707208395
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>707222122
I mean, if everyone agrees
:^)
>>707222157
>>707222210
If dubs everyone goes and takes a shower
Tatsuta claim
>>707222381
I want to make you sneeze~
>>707222381
I need it. Sauce me please Amatsu.
I love how people show up outside work without reading the sign on the door that says OPENING HOURS - 8AM. And theres clearly no one out the front manning the coffee machine.
>>707221926
Lewd
>>707221439
O-oh..
>claimed
still here
Claimu'd
>>707219248 (Hamakaze)
Oh, tell me if you liked it then!
>The wincest is pretty good
epic
>>707220416 (Galil)
Aw i am kind of worried about your food situation.
Eat that oatmeal!
>>707221650 (Jibril)
Oh, sad to hear that. If you wanted you could come into the discord almost everyone is in? I can invite you if you want.
>>707222676
>>707222381
So guys, about that threesome :^)
>>707222626
My friend was at work the other day and locked the doors so he could go to the bathroom (since he was the only one working) and put a sign up that said "Be back in 5 minutes". Some lady didn't see the sign and actually pulled the doors open, despite the fact that they were dead bolted.
Boatgirls make me glad the Axis lost.
Afternoon, /waifu/
>>707222772
Fine, I'll eat it.
>>707222530
Guess it's gonna be a stinky thread.
>>707222772
>sad to hear that
you seem to value /waifu/ quite highly if you think that spending your day with other things is sad
admirable really
>discord
never played around with it but i'd give it a try
>>707222999
>>707223218
dont worry i shower on the daily
>>707222772
Im on epsiode 11 now and I'm loving it
>>707222381
>>707222826
I'm alright, thanks for the invite though
>>707223314
Me as well. I hope the rest the thread does also.
>>707222605
>>707222826
>>707222606
I need an adult
>>707222676
She's just about to sneeze, I swear
>>707222999
Trips of truth
>>707223344
>
>>707223218
I took a shower a few hours ago.
>>707221650 (jibril)
you want to try posting more?
how has your life been lately?
>>707221962
oh yea i know that game
i played that last friday as well, i fucking sucl at it
but rules differ for everyone
we have a rule where we have to drink everytime someone else drinks, so if you have a few links you just keep drinking and just get fucked up quickly
>>707222865
i actually prefer darkish anime
edgy as it may sound
imma check it out anyway it sounds kinda cool
i read the premis i remember
>>707221754
Two posts and already acting like this, deary.
I'm impressed.
>>707223309
BTFO
Maybe you'll get trips if you stop namefaging
>>707223465
>you want to try posting more?
not really
>how has your life been lately?
more of the same but i'm fine with that
>>707223344
So its just you and me then~
>>707223428
okay I'm an adult but some adults molest botes
>>707223710
Fuck off Mai
>>707216937(Illya)
I just mess around with MS Paint
>
>>707223593
It's a Ruri
>>707223593
If dubs take a bath or shower
>>707223465
Yeah, it took us so time at all to get drunk. One of my friends was gone after 30 minutes.
>>707223841
Never
God hates namefags
>>707223835
Some adults are scary
>>707223906
>inb4 ">Tomoko telling others to take showers"
>>707224021
You tripfag too
>>707223593
Eh
In hindsight it wasn't the best response, but it's all I have.
At least you proved me wrong, eh?
Erica claimed
Hello everyone.
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>707224234
WRONG
>>707224125
Some adults are gonna get molested by another adult
>>707224343
And some molest champions :^)
Goodnight.
>>707224510
Hello ship.
>>707224340
Hello
>>707224464
Denying wont change the fact that you did
This oatmeal has 40% of my daily iron intake. This is good, because I have an iron deficiency.
>>707223428
I'm an adult, what do you need?
>>707224211
Tomoko is still nasty
>>707224340
Nazi
>>707224343
Hello
>>707224464
MAGA
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>707224572
Night.
>>707224572
Goodnight Kyoubot
>>707224572
goodnight
>>707224597
Hi!
>>707224667
Heil!
>>707224643
WRONG
Mainstream media LIE
>>707224510
What if two adults molest each other?
>>707224572
Goodnight lewd one
>>707224667
I need you to get me more alcohol
>>707223085
Please do!
>>707223255
Well, tbh this place is special to me because it actually makes me get creative and motivated.
It's weird but it's true. Add me on discord and i'll give you the link there. Vasussi#9279
>>707223344
I'm so glad to hear that!
>>707224812
Lets find out :^)
>>707224799
How's it going Erika?
You fat fucks should stop eating carbs and focus on protein and fat. You'll lose a lot of weight
>>707225184
Im doing alright. Im happy i have power most my friends dont have any.
>>707225017
You'll make me sneeze :^)
>>707225185
You sir just changed my life
>>707224799
Nyet, Natsisty der'mo.
>>707224812
I can get you a slice of wheat bread and a hot dog, will that work?
>>707224947
I'm just waiting for it to cool off now.I put a little too much water in but its fine.
>>707225185
I'm not fat though
>>707224667
She really isn't tho. You failure of a meme.
>>707223823
oh alright, i dont want to put you into an uncomfortable position
well good to hear you are doing good
if you wanna talk more, you studying or you have a job?
>>707223943
haha 30 min, yea that is pretty fast
how bad is the hangover? you must feel fucked
>>707225407
Its called a keto-fucking-genic diet
>>707225465
Bitch you jelly you cant go anywhere without a permit or a gun free zone.
>>707225185
What if we're skinny?
>>707225349
That's rough, near the hurricane I take it?
>There are people on /k/ right noe who believe that 10mm isn't the superior cartridge
>>707225678
>cant go anywhere without a permit
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>707225510
>imblgning
>>707225695
Yep. Everything is flooded. So im just going to sit here in my comfy chair.
>>707225925
>lewd pic
Well stay safe bud. That's some scary stuff
>>707225465
Sweet. food
I need some of that
>>707225676
This new knowledge will take me to a path I never thought was possible
>>707225650
>oh alright, i dont want to put you into an uncomfortable position
and you proceed to ask a question and force me to answer...
i'm in training for IT shit
i fucked up the studying part when i quit school i wish i had pulled through tho
anyway i have to go now
>>707225407
Okay? Lets go then~
>>707225915
Isn't 10mm the Desert Eagle cartridge?
>>707226116
oh no i meant to ask if you wanted to talk
sorry
later
>>707225915
>I use ironic laughter and memes to hide the pain: the post
>>707225915
So what up today 2nd best.
>>707226039
He he
>>707226248
>i have best waifu: the post
>>707226045
I too need food
>>707226353
This
>>707226291
What's so funny...?
>>707226353
You're right. Tomoko is the best and a miracle of the universe.
>>707226499
>>707223867
It's not two or three, but one Alice.
How is it going?
>>707223906
You've rolled better digits before.
Sleep well?
>>707224328
It was a pretty rude one, I'm not going to lie.
Still, I don't really mind since it should already be expected from Heaven.
Fuck that guy.
I'm doing decently, just hungry if anything. Woke up way too late to have lunch.
>>707226519
i second this
>>707226454
I got some food but you'll have to get in my van and go through an aft port inspection~
>>707226617
Jesus I feel bad for laughing at that
>>707226235
No, the Desert Eagle comes in .50 Action Express (.50AE), .44 and .357.IIRC there were some .41AE ones made but they were quickly discontinued.
>>707226248
Shush
>>707226291
I decided to break my fast, not much else.
>>707226519
If it weren't for the eyes Tomoko would be a 7/10 in that pic tbh
>>707226732
40 mm is superior
>>707226680
Yeah, pretty good. Last couple of days I've been having stressful dreams but last night was pretty calm. I can't remember what my dream was but I didn't wake up half way through my sleep.
You?
>>707226694
Of course you do, Tomobro.
>>707226732
Her eyes MAKE the image you swine.
>>707226235
Where are you taking me?
>>707226454
Anything on your mind?
I think I'll get a sandwich of some sort
>>707226901
But its hard to get a hold of and harder to conceal.Plus its expensive as hell.
>>707226947
Well then I am afraid you're a faggot
>>707227001
He's got dick on his mind
>>707226730
lol
>>707226732
>fast
Snackbar?
>>707227167
40mm nade launchers are superior to inferior bullets
>>707226680
Yeah, what can I say, I can be pretty rude
I need sleep now. I'll see you later maybe
>>707227276
No, ur mean
>>707227211
No, I just haven't really ate in the past few days for some reason.I'm also 90% sure it isn't Ramadan
>>707227252
>Spending $300 a shot
>Spending almost $2K for the launcher
>Waiting for BATFE approval
>Big
>Clunky
>Kills you
>Single shot
Stop the memeing and get a 20mm or 12g double barrel pistol if you want raep shots so bad
>>707227211
>More lewd
>>707227773
Illya!
>>707227167
Sound logic. Me liking my waifu's eyes is what makes me a faggot.
Fucking. Flawless.
Should I eat more oatmeal?
>>707227850
I know this already, you don't have to say it to me.
>>707227773
hey it's that famous league player
I have pictures of her all over my bedroom, i love my waifu.
>>707227750
>being poor enough not to be able to afford 50 shots
>being poor enough not to be able to afford two launchers plus a back up
>not being stronk
>what is health insurance
>not being fast as fuck
>>707227750
Oh ok.
>>707227767
How is it lewd when Erica doesn't wear pants in the show?
>>707227728
I don't understand the significance of this anonymous waifuing.
>>707228057
Commit sudoku.
>>707227836
Hello Yuuki! How was your day?
>>707228147
Hehe, yeah. Sorry that you had to put up with a new player.
claim
>>707226706
That doesnt sound healthy
>>707227001
I dunno, probably the same thing
Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers
And here we are, we're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting for survival
We've come to be the rulers of you all
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings
I have no rival, no man can be my equal
Take me to the future of you all
>>707228161
Have fun when your dog gets shot
>>707228376
Oh ok.
>>707228524
I prefer crossword puzzles, but I'll try one.
>>707228772
Is that Russian money I see?
>>707228376
Because it's lewd! Idk, if it's part of her character then it's okay
>>707228536
Good! I woke up a few hours ago with a headache from last night, you?
>>707228495
>>707227001
to satisfaction avenue bby
>>707226680
I'm doing okay I suppose. Somewhat drowsy from supper though. What have you gotten up to?
>>707228832
I don't have a dog
>>707228832
Born to be kings, princes of the universe!
Fighting and free
Got your world in my hand
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe!
>>707228536
honestly you were doing really well for a new player. I wouldn't mind playing with you again anytime
>>707228885
Avatarfag.
>>707228832
Nope :>
>>707228832
Ok
>>707228879
Panties
>>707229116
Tripfag discord user
https://youtu.be/HvuRLtsFh8g
>>707228829
ayy
Shit, my stomach is rumbling
>>707228889
Sounds fun
>>707229345
Who is spreading this disinformation? last night Tomoko accused me of posting lewds of Mai and now I'm a tripfaging Discord user?
>>707225465
Nice. Let me ask you a simple question:
What's the best meal you have ever eaten?
>>707228879
We'll that answers the other question of "are you hungover?" Lol. I'm doing great, had one of the comforts dreams of can remember last night, watched some animu and just got done playing some League with Tsunyun, Ak-me, and 2 others. So if you just woke up now, when did you fall asleep?
>>707229064
Well that's a relief! I was honestly a little afraid that yuno had forced me upon the group.
>>707226680
Hopefully you won't need that sleep ritual anymore.
I slept pretty well, maybe a bit too late, though.
I don't think 2 PM is a good time to get up.
>>707227340
I noticed, but it's not like I'd mind.
Go get that rest, beauty. Sleep comfortably.
>>707228901
Heh, I guess we're in the same boat. I hope you feel better soon.
I've been pretty good, just reading through a few math guides, since Sundays are supposed to be boring.
>>707229697
This happened months ago
Doesn't surprise me at all
>>707229657
I can fill your stomach~
Say do you have a discord?
>>707229335
Yuuki has no lewds in her arc. She's too pure for that, only in official artwork and some weird mobile game
>>707229837
I went to sleep around 4am. How's LoL going, found any champions you enjoy playing a lot?
>>707228495
lol u dislike namefags and anonymous
>>707228931
Then your wife and baby will be shot and you will be burned alive.
>>707229033
No man could understand
My power is in my own hand
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, people talk about you
People say you've had your day
I'm a man that will go far
Fly the moon and reach for the stars
With my sword and head held high
Got to pass the test first time, yeah
I know that people talk about me, I hear it every day
But I can prove them wrong 'cause I'm right first time
>>707229175
Yeah it is Rubles
>>707229335
Oh
>>707229787
Its hard for me to decide, I love all kinds of food.Maybe crab gumbo?
I think I'm going to eat more oatmeal.
>>707230188
i dont have a wife or a baby and I'm immune to fire
>>707230136
Well she is on a life support machine.
>>707230188
oh oh
Ask someone who is doing laundry at the laundry mat anything.
-mavis
>>707230188
Yeah, yeah
Alright, let's go, let's go, ha ha
Yeah, watch this man fly, wooh
Bring on the girls, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
Here we are (here we are)
Born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe
Here we belong
Born to be kings, princes of the universe
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe!!
>>707230326
She could be lewd in the game though!
>>707230374
Why is your waifu so shit?
>>707229939
Now I'm lost.
What doesn't surprise you?
>>707229837
I don't think we have to worry about anyone that Yuno will bring, and your presence confirms this
>>707230312
Then you'll be shot
>>707230326
Oh~
>>707230374
A:Why are you doing it at a laundromat
B:Why are you on 4chan, especially /b/ in public?
>>707230423
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRthvdmvpi0
>>707230530
Savage AF
>>707230639
stupid frog poste
>>707230423
Like a giant bug.
>>707230701
Oh ho
>>707230639
I just replied to myself.
Yay.
>>707229937
>
>>707226947
>>707229943
That'd be perfect, I'm starving
Uhh sure, it's Amatsu#1489
Time to leave for dinner, see you guys later
>>707230831
Nah, 2pm is a bit late to wake up. Try going to sleep a bit earlier.
![Syndra [340].png](https://i.imgur.com/TO8mM7w.png "Syndra [340].png")
>>707230831
I love when my smug anime girls confuse people and mess with conversations.
>>707230823
BUGS EVERYWHERE
>>707230814
Nice of you to join us /sci/
>>707230136
Nice 12 hours of sleep! I'm jealous!
There's a couple that seem interesting but that I clearly don't know how to use. Only ones that I've felt I've really been successful with so far have been Asche and Garen.
>>707230676
>
>>707231115
>spoons the champion
>>707231230
Do the worm.
>>707230823
Oh ho ho ho.
>>707231396
Nice filename
>>707231230
I prefer slugs everywhere
>>707231808
*Smugs everywhere
>>707229937
I realise Sundays are supposes to be boring, but subjecting yourself to a math guide? That goes beyond
>>707231745
Ask and ye shall receive
>>707231396
Ashe is and was my first main. Her kit is great for engaging and kiting enemies.
I'm back.
>>707232014
>.gif
>>707231808
ho ho ho
>>707231964
kek
>>707232056
>>707232088
Remind me again where Erika is from, Strike Witches, right?
I hope you guys know very well that the Erica poster is the same as Miho/Bunny poster who switched because of his reputation/Chen, right?
>>707232303
Yes she is from strike witches
[Verse 1 - G-Eazy:]
If I say that shit then I mean it
She calls me, I screen it, I'm only fuckin' if it's convenient
You lie on pussy, that's weak shit, we pass pussy 'round, that's G shit
But you ain't fam so what is this "we" shit?
You cuff yours and then leash it
Listen, I'm tellin' you, it's my world, I does what I wish to
If you're mad well too bad, sounds like a personal issue
I walk in, they all stare like "Who the fuck is this dude?"
Kicks game is just rude, don't get jiu-jitsued
Tunnel visions, I get ahead, stayed solid I never fled
My haters feel like I'm better dead but I'm quite alive getting bread instead
With a better girl, with a better face, I'm in a better place gettin' better head
"I just wanna stay broke forever," yeah that's that shit no one ever said
>>707232014
Hello Underaged.
>>707232088
Hoe
>>707231115
goodnight
>>707231396
Those champs are classic starters so it's a good idea to try to get better at them
>>707232454
yis
>>707229939
Are you going to talk or not?
>>707232454
You had me until chen
>>707232525
Dont talk about my little sister that way bully.
>>707232483
Gotcha, I'll have to watch it sometime.
>>707232454
It's extremely obvious.
>>707232566
No ur mean
>>707232525
Hello fox gun. How're you?
I cannot disguise
All the stomach pains and the walking of the cranes
When you, do come out
And you whisper up to me in your life of tragedy
But I cannot grow
Untill you eat the last of me, oh when will I be free?
And you a parasite
Just find another host, just another fool to roast
Cause you
My tapeworm tells me what to do, you
My tapeworm tells me where to go
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass (hey!)
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass (hey!)
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass (hey!)
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass (hey!)
>>707232659
Is better if you don't know.
