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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>707208395 Rules: >Claim

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.


>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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I mean, if everyone agrees

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If dubs everyone goes and takes a shower
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Tatsuta claim
I want to make you sneeze~
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I need it. Sauce me please Amatsu.
I love how people show up outside work without reading the sign on the door that says OPENING HOURS - 8AM. And theres clearly no one out the front manning the coffee machine.
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still here
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>>707219248 (Hamakaze)
Oh, tell me if you liked it then!
>The wincest is pretty good

>>707220416 (Galil)
Aw i am kind of worried about your food situation.
Eat that oatmeal!

>>707221650 (Jibril)
Oh, sad to hear that. If you wanted you could come into the discord almost everyone is in? I can invite you if you want.
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So guys, about that threesome :^)
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My friend was at work the other day and locked the doors so he could go to the bathroom (since he was the only one working) and put a sign up that said "Be back in 5 minutes". Some lady didn't see the sign and actually pulled the doors open, despite the fact that they were dead bolted.
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Boatgirls make me glad the Axis lost.
Afternoon, /waifu/
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Fine, I'll eat it.
Guess it's gonna be a stinky thread.
>sad to hear that
you seem to value /waifu/ quite highly if you think that spending your day with other things is sad
admirable really
never played around with it but i'd give it a try
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dont worry i shower on the daily
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Im on epsiode 11 now and I'm loving it

I'm alright, thanks for the invite though
Me as well. I hope the rest the thread does also.
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I need an adult

She's just about to sneeze, I swear

Trips of truth

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I took a shower a few hours ago.
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>>707221650 (jibril)
you want to try posting more?
how has your life been lately?
oh yea i know that game
i played that last friday as well, i fucking sucl at it
but rules differ for everyone
we have a rule where we have to drink everytime someone else drinks, so if you have a few links you just keep drinking and just get fucked up quickly
i actually prefer darkish anime
edgy as it may sound
imma check it out anyway it sounds kinda cool
i read the premis i remember
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Two posts and already acting like this, deary.
I'm impressed.
Maybe you'll get trips if you stop namefaging
>you want to try posting more?
not really
>how has your life been lately?
more of the same but i'm fine with that
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So its just you and me then~
okay I'm an adult but some adults molest botes
Fuck off Mai
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I just mess around with MS Paint
It's a Ruri
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If dubs take a bath or shower
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Yeah, it took us so time at all to get drunk. One of my friends was gone after 30 minutes.
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God hates namefags
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Some adults are scary
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>inb4 ">Tomoko telling others to take showers"
You tripfag too
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In hindsight it wasn't the best response, but it's all I have.

At least you proved me wrong, eh?
Erica claimed

Hello everyone.
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Some adults are gonna get molested by another adult
And some molest champions :^)
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Hello ship.
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Denying wont change the fact that you did
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This oatmeal has 40% of my daily iron intake. This is good, because I have an iron deficiency.
I'm an adult, what do you need?
Tomoko is still nasty
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Goodnight Kyoubot
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Mainstream media LIE
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What if two adults molest each other?

Goodnight lewd one

I need you to get me more alcohol
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Please do!

Well, tbh this place is special to me because it actually makes me get creative and motivated.
It's weird but it's true. Add me on discord and i'll give you the link there. Vasussi#9279

I'm so glad to hear that!
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Lets find out :^)
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How's it going Erika?
You fat fucks should stop eating carbs and focus on protein and fat. You'll lose a lot of weight
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Im doing alright. Im happy i have power most my friends dont have any.
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You'll make me sneeze :^)

You sir just changed my life
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Nyet, Natsisty der'mo.
I can get you a slice of wheat bread and a hot dog, will that work?
I'm just waiting for it to cool off now.I put a little too much water in but its fine.
I'm not fat though
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She really isn't tho. You failure of a meme.
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oh alright, i dont want to put you into an uncomfortable position
well good to hear you are doing good
if you wanna talk more, you studying or you have a job?
haha 30 min, yea that is pretty fast
how bad is the hangover? you must feel fucked
Its called a keto-fucking-genic diet
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Bitch you jelly you cant go anywhere without a permit or a gun free zone.
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What if we're skinny?

That's rough, near the hurricane I take it?
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>There are people on /k/ right noe who believe that 10mm isn't the superior cartridge
>cant go anywhere without a permit
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Yep. Everything is flooded. So im just going to sit here in my comfy chair.
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>lewd pic
Well stay safe bud. That's some scary stuff
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Sweet. food
I need some of that

This new knowledge will take me to a path I never thought was possible
>oh alright, i dont want to put you into an uncomfortable position
and you proceed to ask a question and force me to answer...
i'm in training for IT shit
i fucked up the studying part when i quit school i wish i had pulled through tho

anyway i have to go now
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Okay? Lets go then~
Isn't 10mm the Desert Eagle cartridge?
oh no i meant to ask if you wanted to talk
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>I use ironic laughter and memes to hide the pain: the post
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So what up today 2nd best.

He he
>i have best waifu: the post
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I too need food
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What's so funny...?
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You're right. Tomoko is the best and a miracle of the universe.
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It's not two or three, but one Alice.
How is it going?

You've rolled better digits before.
Sleep well?

It was a pretty rude one, I'm not going to lie.
Still, I don't really mind since it should already be expected from Heaven.
Fuck that guy.

I'm doing decently, just hungry if anything. Woke up way too late to have lunch.
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i second this
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I got some food but you'll have to get in my van and go through an aft port inspection~
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Jesus I feel bad for laughing at that
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No, the Desert Eagle comes in .50 Action Express (.50AE), .44 and .357.IIRC there were some .41AE ones made but they were quickly discontinued.
I decided to break my fast, not much else.
If it weren't for the eyes Tomoko would be a 7/10 in that pic tbh
40 mm is superior
Yeah, pretty good. Last couple of days I've been having stressful dreams but last night was pretty calm. I can't remember what my dream was but I didn't wake up half way through my sleep.


Of course you do, Tomobro.

Her eyes MAKE the image you swine.
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Where are you taking me?

Anything on your mind?
I think I'll get a sandwich of some sort
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But its hard to get a hold of and harder to conceal.Plus its expensive as hell.
Well then I am afraid you're a faggot
He's got dick on his mind
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40mm nade launchers are superior to inferior bullets
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Yeah, what can I say, I can be pretty rude

I need sleep now. I'll see you later maybe
No, ur mean
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No, I just haven't really ate in the past few days for some reason.I'm also 90% sure it isn't Ramadan
>Spending $300 a shot
>Spending almost $2K for the launcher
>Waiting for BATFE approval
>Kills you
>Single shot
Stop the memeing and get a 20mm or 12g double barrel pistol if you want raep shots so bad
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>More lewd
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Sound logic. Me liking my waifu's eyes is what makes me a faggot.
Fucking. Flawless.
Should I eat more oatmeal?
I know this already, you don't have to say it to me.
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hey it's that famous league player
I have pictures of her all over my bedroom, i love my waifu.
>being poor enough not to be able to afford 50 shots
>being poor enough not to be able to afford two launchers plus a back up
>not being stronk
>what is health insurance
>not being fast as fuck
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Oh ok.

How is it lewd when Erica doesn't wear pants in the show?
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I don't understand the significance of this anonymous waifuing.
Commit sudoku.
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Hello Yuuki! How was your day?
Hehe, yeah. Sorry that you had to put up with a new player.
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That doesnt sound healthy

I dunno, probably the same thing
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Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers
And here we are, we're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting for survival
We've come to be the rulers of you all
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings
I have no rival, no man can be my equal
Take me to the future of you all
Have fun when your dog gets shot
Oh ok.
I prefer crossword puzzles, but I'll try one.
Is that Russian money I see?
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Because it's lewd! Idk, if it's part of her character then it's okay

Good! I woke up a few hours ago with a headache from last night, you?
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to satisfaction avenue bby
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I'm doing okay I suppose. Somewhat drowsy from supper though. What have you gotten up to?
I don't have a dog
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Born to be kings, princes of the universe!
Fighting and free
Got your world in my hand
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe!
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honestly you were doing really well for a new player. I wouldn't mind playing with you again anytime
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Nope :>
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Tripfag discord user
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Shit, my stomach is rumbling

Sounds fun
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Who is spreading this disinformation? last night Tomoko accused me of posting lewds of Mai and now I'm a tripfaging Discord user?
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Nice. Let me ask you a simple question:
What's the best meal you have ever eaten?
We'll that answers the other question of "are you hungover?" Lol. I'm doing great, had one of the comforts dreams of can remember last night, watched some animu and just got done playing some League with Tsunyun, Ak-me, and 2 others. So if you just woke up now, when did you fall asleep?
Well that's a relief! I was honestly a little afraid that yuno had forced me upon the group.
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Hopefully you won't need that sleep ritual anymore.
I slept pretty well, maybe a bit too late, though.
I don't think 2 PM is a good time to get up.

I noticed, but it's not like I'd mind.
Go get that rest, beauty. Sleep comfortably.

Heh, I guess we're in the same boat. I hope you feel better soon.
I've been pretty good, just reading through a few math guides, since Sundays are supposed to be boring.
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This happened months ago

Doesn't surprise me at all
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I can fill your stomach~
Say do you have a discord?
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Yuuki has no lewds in her arc. She's too pure for that, only in official artwork and some weird mobile game

I went to sleep around 4am. How's LoL going, found any champions you enjoy playing a lot?
lol u dislike namefags and anonymous
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Then your wife and baby will be shot and you will be burned alive.
No man could understand
My power is in my own hand
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, people talk about you
People say you've had your day
I'm a man that will go far
Fly the moon and reach for the stars
With my sword and head held high
Got to pass the test first time, yeah
I know that people talk about me, I hear it every day
But I can prove them wrong 'cause I'm right first time
Yeah it is Rubles
Its hard for me to decide, I love all kinds of food.Maybe crab gumbo?
I think I'm going to eat more oatmeal.
i dont have a wife or a baby and I'm immune to fire
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Well she is on a life support machine.

oh oh
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Ask someone who is doing laundry at the laundry mat anything.

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Yeah, yeah
Alright, let's go, let's go, ha ha
Yeah, watch this man fly, wooh
Bring on the girls, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
Here we are (here we are)
Born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe
Here we belong
Born to be kings, princes of the universe
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe!!

She could be lewd in the game though!
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Why is your waifu so shit?
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Now I'm lost.
What doesn't surprise you?
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I don't think we have to worry about anyone that Yuno will bring, and your presence confirms this
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Then you'll be shot
A:Why are you doing it at a laundromat
B:Why are you on 4chan, especially /b/ in public?
Savage AF
stupid frog poste
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Like a giant bug.

Oh ho
I just replied to myself.

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That'd be perfect, I'm starving
Uhh sure, it's Amatsu#1489

Time to leave for dinner, see you guys later
Nah, 2pm is a bit late to wake up. Try going to sleep a bit earlier.
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I love when my smug anime girls confuse people and mess with conversations.
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Nice of you to join us /sci/
Nice 12 hours of sleep! I'm jealous!
There's a couple that seem interesting but that I clearly don't know how to use. Only ones that I've felt I've really been successful with so far have been Asche and Garen.
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>spoons the champion
Do the worm.
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Oh ho ho ho.
Nice filename
I prefer slugs everywhere
*Smugs everywhere
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I realise Sundays are supposes to be boring, but subjecting yourself to a math guide? That goes beyond
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Ask and ye shall receive

Ashe is and was my first main. Her kit is great for engaging and kiting enemies.
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I'm back.
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ho ho ho

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Remind me again where Erika is from, Strike Witches, right?
I hope you guys know very well that the Erica poster is the same as Miho/Bunny poster who switched because of his reputation/Chen, right?
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Yes she is from strike witches
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[Verse 1 - G-Eazy:]
If I say that shit then I mean it
She calls me, I screen it, I'm only fuckin' if it's convenient
You lie on pussy, that's weak shit, we pass pussy 'round, that's G shit
But you ain't fam so what is this "we" shit?
You cuff yours and then leash it
Listen, I'm tellin' you, it's my world, I does what I wish to
If you're mad well too bad, sounds like a personal issue
I walk in, they all stare like "Who the fuck is this dude?"
Kicks game is just rude, don't get jiu-jitsued
Tunnel visions, I get ahead, stayed solid I never fled
My haters feel like I'm better dead but I'm quite alive getting bread instead
With a better girl, with a better face, I'm in a better place gettin' better head
"I just wanna stay broke forever," yeah that's that shit no one ever said
Hello Underaged.
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Those champs are classic starters so it's a good idea to try to get better at them
Are you going to talk or not?
You had me until chen
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Dont talk about my little sister that way bully.
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Gotcha, I'll have to watch it sometime.
It's extremely obvious.
No ur mean
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Hello fox gun. How're you?

I cannot disguise
All the stomach pains and the walking of the cranes
When you, do come out
And you whisper up to me in your life of tragedy
But I cannot grow
Untill you eat the last of me, oh when will I be free?
And you a parasite
Just find another host, just another fool to roast
Cause you

My tapeworm tells me what to do, you
My tapeworm tells me where to go
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass (hey!)
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass (hey!)
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass (hey!)
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass (hey!)
Is better if you don't know.
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