/b/ i have a new plan, but i need everyone of you to help me create massive lulz. We created trends like #cutforbieber and #baldforbieber. What i am about to suggest is very different but might create a salmonella epidemic if played correctly. i call it Chicken Sushi, which basically means we are gonna make people who are dumb enough eat raw chicken. So what we do is create fake twitter profiles where we share sushi recipies, but replace the fish with the raw chicken. What do you think? it might take some effort
bump
You're a genius
Bump
>chicken sushi
This has merit ...
Can we fuck up the trans community too
>>707056847
I bet we could fool some
>>707057547
We can fuck up whomever we want
OP...I love you
Holy shit OP here, i thought the thread died
This is gonna work. Fukkin do it op. You will be a legend forever
Alright what we need is someone who is good enough to film one of those facebook ass food instruction videos and also knows how to make a basic sashimi roll.
guys, lets do this
Yes, lets do it!
Bumkp
lets start with posting fake recipies
just gought me some chicken breast, should i try it?
bump
There's probably 0% chance of this working. And there is chicken sushi it's cooked you fucking underage retards
waterweight all over again
this is kek but also is real good
>>707056847
Bump! (Due to me wanting to see how this plays out)
>>707056847
Bump for good ole' days
We have to make it look like it's been around since forever but it's just been discovered by us, you know, like it's something exotic and really cool. This will trick even more people.
Bump
>>707057869
Mask it as "sashimi chicken". If someone doesn't fall for it start that the soy sauce has antibacterial properties, should shut some people up
Someone make a recipe structured like this so it seems it real
>>707057810
No we need to sound professional. And what we need is a following of people who can't think for themselves but instead follow a norm. Tumblr, twitter, etc.
This is gonna be great
'How 2 Chicken sushi'
why not make it a feminist and lgbt cookbook? have fucking sarcesian as the main backer of it and throw in shit like raw egg and chicken with bread crumb sushi
You have my attention.
Ok google sashimi chicken...it already exists :(
>>707058133
No, it's not. But I'm gonna watch anyways so that I can see the whiteknighting happen in real time as well as the epic stupidity of the children that try to make this happen...
I'm fairly certain Japan has beat you to this one, OP.
http://www.newsweek.com/2013/07/17/chicken-sashimi-other-pink-meat-237734.html
>>707057869
Start with people who won't likely question instructions from a professional.
give some instructions for soaking in ice water to "shock" the bacteria and how valuable nutrients are lost in the cooking process of chicken
What if we made it more like a challenge?
>>707058188
yes but the chicken isnt raw
Going to buy chicken breasts, cook some rice first and tie cute cuts of the breast on the rice with nori.
Afterwards I can just fry the chicken and eat it
1/2 lemon, thinly sliced crosswise
4 (8 1/4- by 7 1/4-inch) sheets roasted nori (dried seaweed), cut in half crosswise
4 cups prepared sushi rice
1/4 cup wasabi paste
1/2 pound sushi-grade yellowfin or ahi tuna, cut into 3/4-inch strips
1/4 pound uncooked chicken breast, cut into thin strips
1/2 cup sliced pickled ginger (gari)*
1 small daikon radish, peeled and julienned using mandoline
2 medium carrots, peeled and julienned using mandoline
Soy sauce for dipping
>>707058547
fantastic!!!
>>707058290
American chicken is infested with fucking salmonella.
>>707058363
it's fucking raw m8
Bump of doom
>>707057869
You're not fun.
You really surestimate the basic human being in our society. Honestly I know at least 10 people who would fall in the trap without even questioning it. Like these 10 people probably probably never heard about the existence of salmonella.
We need to fucking do this it's a great idea.
lets start posting these ingridients on twitter
Bump
>>707058772
Salmonella? No, I ate chicken not salmon.
Bump for a good prank
bump for a potentially epic bread
>>707059003
top kek
>>707059003
Salmonella ? It's a bit like wasabi right ?
>>707059360
yes haha indeed
im working on a realistic looking recipie to post now
>>707059360
Hmm kind of, a bit less spicy though.
bump
>>707058341
Underrated
Fucking genius
>>707059521
Post when done anon, i want to be a part of this shit show
>>707059360
Yes of course. 100%. No doubt. 10/10. Without question. Absolutely true. Exactly. You're right. I agree. Yeah. Totally accurate. My anus itches. Why not. Fact. You are correct. I concur. You're absolutely not wrong. That is the preferred response. I believe in you. You are special. That is an intelligent response. I agree with your opinion.
>>707059955
Agreed. I want to see this magnificent beauty.
>>707056847
Bump for the lulz
>>707059955
Nice dubble dubs
If this gets anywhere put me in the screencap
>>707060112
Me too
make a discord
>>707060055
>>707059360
I feel like he should wear one of these chastity belts because he is willing to take all the advice.
please make this happen
Open!!!!!
>>707060189
anime name?
>>707058341
>"shock" the bacteria
Fuckin' lel, Tumblrtards would fall for this
>>707056847
legendary potential.
>>707060112
Put me in the screencap with frame and title grand faggot wizard.
keep this thread alive
i tried
>>707060675
thats shit
Bump
>>707060675
Seems alright, its a start
>>707060773
i know ;_;
>>707056847
First raiding websites, then killing terrorists, and now causing epidemics. Ain't life in 4chan grand?
>>707060773
I agree. Also, there needs to be a catchy name to this "master race sushi" that we are making here. OP, you better step up your shit.
Bump
>>707058547
Everyone contribute, make twitter and tumblr and pintrest users and start spreading #ChickenSushi
>>707058630
THE FOOKIN CHICKEN IS FOOKIN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>707060837
We are truly shitlords among men /b/rother
>>707057547
This isn't /pol/ Stormfag
why dont someone just post a convincing looking recipe on buzzfeed or whatever the fuck and then loads of people share it on twitter??
>>707060675
Not that convincing. We need something a little better
>>707061086
Start making different looking menus so it looks more legit. No difference but people will try to bullshit knowing them all like the do with wine
Bump
>>707061126
No, men are truly shitlords among anything they come across, we're just being right. Ignorance and stupidity is supressed by natural selection.
>>707061120
HAHAHAHAHA
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it!
>>707061185
Good idea, or a few to trya give it traction
Bump we need to do this
This thread has potential
>>707058547
Fill large bowl with ice water and lemon slices.
Place sushi mat on cutting board with slats running crosswise. Arrange 1 sheet nori, shiny side down, on mat, lining up long edge of sheet with edge of mat nearest you. Lightly moisten hands with lemon water, then gently spread about 3/4 cup rice onto nori in even layer, leaving 1/2-inch border on long end opposite you.
Brush 1/2 teaspoon wasabi paste in thin horizontal line across rice about 1 inch from side nearest you. Arrange about 1/8 of tuna and chicken strips in horizontal line atop wasabi line, cutting tuna and chicken as necessary to fit from side to side.
Beginning with edge nearest you, lift mat up with thumbs, holding filling in place with fingers, and fold mat over filling so that upper and lower edges of rice meet. Squeeze gently but firmly along length of roll and tug top edge of mat away from you to tighten. (Nori border will still be visible below top edge of mat.) Open mat and roll log forward 1/4 turn, then fold mat over again and squeeze gently but firmly to seal nori border. Repeat to form remaining rolls.
Transfer 1 roll, seam side down, to cutting board. Dip sharp knife into lemon water, shaking off excess. Slice roll in half, then cut each half into 3 pieces. Slice remaining rolls in same manner. Serve immediately with remaining wasabi paste, ginger, daikon, carrots, and soy sauce.
>>707060675
You can't call it "raw chicken" though. You have to call it chicken sushi.
Bump this has loads of potential
Ask /gd/ to make a menu. Maybe they'll be nice enough to to help
We will call it Chikin Sushi. Why do you want to eat it? Lots of healthy proteines and low fat The trick? You gotta carve off the outer skin of the chicken, because thats where the most of its fat is, you cant do that with fish nor get the excellent taste of Chikin Sushi. Currently only high priced and fancy restaurants in Japan sell this Chikin sushi, but here are some recipes to do it at home:
>>707061558
***recipe design
>>707061500
Yeah, it shouldn't say raw chicken. That would cause them to be suspicious
>>707061494
Greentext you Fucking idiot..
>Not literaly but at least put in allineas
better?
>>707061666
Trips of truth.. that shit isnt readable
I've seen a lot of those "Tasty" videos, where everything is sped up and has this annoyingly catchy music in the background. In most of their recipes there's bacon, cream and cheese. What if we also make a dip to go with this sashimi? Creamy bacon dip!
>>707061494
>green text god damn it!
Asianfag here. Chicken sashimi is already big in Japan but American chicken will make Americans sick so do it lulz
>>707061742
no.
>>707061791
this
This thread is mainly the samefag self bumping his shitty idea.
>>707061742
Getting better anon, we are improving
Bump
>>707061742
It lacks presentation, we need something like this!
>>707061742
Better but not that convincing. Use a different background,font/font size,and pic (in other words, everything is wrong)
>>707056847
have you ever tasted undercooked chicken? fuckin gross. no one would take more than one bite
>>707061791
Alphaville
>>707062024
Yep like that.
>>707062024
>>707062032
Maybe more colors that pop? Gotta think like the morons who believe this shit
Here
>>707062182
this.
Another
>>707062182
Kind of, but a brighter picture would look better.
Heh
>>707062362
Meme faggot
>>707062231
>>707062281
But our chicken will be 100% raw, not even a bit grilled, like in your pictures. Otherwise, yes!
>>707056847
Guys, people in Japan actually eat chicken sashimi I shit you not. I can find a link if needed. In the vid or recipe just be like " today we're recreating this new food craze from Japan" with an actual pic of chicken sashimi
>>707062317
Hdhd
7
>>707062511
Not bad..
>>707062511
Perfect! This one is perfect.
Bump
>>707062682
Agreed
>>707056847
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5KKYJD09qCk
>>707062744
You guys do it then
Bump this has potential
>>707062511
So far the best pic I've seen. Has bright colors(to attract the retards)and the chicken. This one looks quite convincing
don't 404 on me
>>707062744
Kek
>>707062933
We will faggot quitter
>>707061439
>>>707061126
>No, men are truly shitlords among anything they come across, we're just being right. Ignorance and stupidity is supressed by natural selection.
No, 75% of us are right. The other 25% here either are cucks who enjoy other people fucking their girls like beta bitches, or trap posting faggots who are convinced they are still str8
>>707060837
What fucking board is /sg/ ?
i've made a start. help
Bump, want to see how this plays out
Raw chicken is actually a thing, even furious Pete has some in one of his episodes in either Japan, China or Korea I think it is.
this will work, whats the plan?
>>707056847
I support you 100%. Teenagers are so dumb that they believe anything.
Let's make a plan to prove the 'contamination' doesn't happen and you can eliminate the germs for example soaking or marinating the raw chicken in citrus juice before making the sushi salad.
You are a genius.
>>707063190
1/2 lemon, thinly sliced crosswise
4 (8 1/4- by 7 1/4-inch) sheets roasted nori (dried seaweed), cut in half crosswise
4 cups prepared sushi rice
1/4 cup wasabi paste
1/4 pound uncooked chicken breast, cut into thin strips
1/2 cup sliced pickled ginger (gari)*
1 small daikon radish, peeled and julienned using mandoline
2 medium carrots, peeled and julienned using mandoline
Soy sauce for dipping
keep doing gods work
>>707060112
This tbqh familia
>>707063190
Add pics + the recipe
>>707063295
Just tell people to peel of the external layer of chicken since that is where the raw chicken could contain germs.
>>707063190
Throw something in there about it being healthy. Should attract more tards.
anyone into vidya want to bury one of the biggest companies in the industry? i want to whistleblow some really scummy shit going down but i don't have the social media footprint to be effective. real talk.
We shall make God proud
>>707063190
Wait for a good menu pic to come up, in the meantime bullshit about how cooking the chicken takes away nutrients and soysauce is antibacterial and shit. Talk about how common grocery store products will work great.
yep
>>707063190
Claim they're health benefits
>>707063455
Deus vult
dont die
I hope this works
Bump wanna see where this goes
bump
Bump
OP here, i suggest that everyone creates a twitter and start posting the fake buzzfeed article when its done
Dont die
Chicken is a good source of protein and provides vitamins and minerals, such as iron and zinc which nourish your body, keep your breath fresh and keep your immune system in tip top condition.
Scientific studies show that there is probably a link between eating processed meat and the risk of bowel cancer. So why not make your own!?
Just loading up GIMP and I'll give some tumblr-esque shit a go
>>707063856
yes
>>707063856
fucking this!!
>>707063833
On it for teh lulz
>>707063451
Wat
>>707063451
also i don't mean some sjw gamergate shit, i mean one of the biggest players is lying to and deceiving all of you: the customers.
guarantee this is juicy as fuck, there's conspiracy theories about it on reddit.
>>707063856
Great!
bump
Bump
>>707056847
get a life, loser
Been a while since /b/ had a idea that wasn't complete shit. Let's see where this goes.
>>707064062
i think you mean cringy and sad
bamph
How is the article coming along?
Bump
>>707064316
was about to ask
>>707063190
Update on progress?
everyone start posting #ChickenSushi
>>707062454
Chicken is some countries is vaccinated for salmonella. like the eggs in uk
>>707063080
>don't 404 on me
Ikr?
This is brilliant!
>>707064449
still plenty of people selling grown stuff under the radar
Bump
>>707064316
>>707064395
>>707064411
i need some convincing chicken sushi pics and the method to making it pls
>>707064449
proly not in the us
Dont you die on me!
>>707064613
BUMP DONT LET IT DIE
Bumping with a riddle
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a owl?
Bump
Almost done with a recipe mockup
>>707064797
chicken sushi?
Bumperino
>>707064797
your mom
>>707064867
My ass.
>>707057869
are you fucking stupid?
People are dumb enough to believe dogs die from drinking ice water.
People are dumb enough to stay on an island with a category 3 or 4 hurricane 20 miles away.
People are dumb and OP is bringing back natural selection
but I fear the people who will take the bait are all on government assistance in the US and thus causing a spike in medicare/medicaid claims to treat these dumb asses when they fall ill.
I'm willing to risk it though if we can kill off some really stupid people like Honey Boo Boo types
>>707064826
fuck yes!
bump
>>707064900
Next one
>i spy with my little eye something begining with "e"
>>707056847
why the fuck do you think you can't eat raw chicken that's cut and cleaned properly? fucking white people...beyond dumb.
>>707065027
i don't think you get it
>>707065027
>nigger detected
we should make a continued thread soon
>>707065027
bad b8
>>707056847
Bump
>>707064923
>>707064826
how's this one look?
>>707064826
yes please daddy
Better than nothing
>>707065224
Great!!
>>707065224
You've done it
>>707065224
>>707063856
Add an intro like this shit
>tfw this is a great idea but will probably die like the rest that get posted these days
>>707065224
Godspeed
>>707063190
Lose the "and make" and it will read better
>>707065363
not really room, the pic is already 1920x1080
Bump
>>707065102
>>707065107
i get it quite well, and i'm korean you white piece of shit.
>>707065150
it's not bait at all, we have restaurants and japan/china does as well, where that is exactly what you eat. and it's fine. you idiots think meat is nuclear waste unless you heat it up? how the fuck is fish ok then? god damn people are retarded.
>>707065364
Then help keep it alive you faggot
>>707065224
Well done anon
now what?
You guys should make one with pork too
>trichnosis
>>707056847
Holy fuck the potential on this just think about it dipshit vegans arent gonna think twice if others say it's super healthy, normies are gonna start dicing it up, this could be big but we need strength in numbers once that shit spreads to Tumblr. Mission accomplished
>>707065628
Why do I see bowel cancer in there
>>707065628
Great menu a little up in thread, use that shit to sell this
Here
>>707064003
We already know that no man's sky dude is a lying fuck
buuuuuuuuuump
>>707065726
Pork is very traditional in Japanese cuisine...
>>707065628
....wtf...i'm taking crazy pills, I must be. that is actually very doable and normal, wtf do you guys think this is able to hurt you??? if someone follows basically this preparation, cleans the meat, and doesn't leave it standing, it's fucking fine. do you guys know nothing about cooking?? is mcdonalds your diet?? wtf??
>>707065628
Sauce that bowel cancer shit with some obscure study, add some cred
>>707065810
Nice
>>707065628
Basically this >>707061494
But readable
Bump
>>707065942
Could have done a better job cropping
This is the greatest thread I've seen in a while
>>707065810
Perfect
>>707063162
You sound like someone I know, but yeah I guess you're right
>>707065891
this could work with pork too now that I think about it...
>>707065810
beautiful
>>707065363
here's a version which adds the intro, kinda scrunched up though
>>707056847
for the love of god some one please screen cap this
>>707066089
chicken sushi has a ring to it though
Pork sushi sounds like a joke
>>707065894
Are you a fucking potato?...
>>everyone
>Thinks chicken can't be eaten raw
>Thinks salmonella is deadly in 2016
Still disgusting tasting, I've tried it. Have fun.
since when is raw meat bad unless it's been at room temperature all day? dafuq is up with you idiots?
If you use frozen meat, the cell walls have been ruptured by ice making it easier for germs to consume and multiply in it. Include frozen, thawed meats.
>>707064151
Something ironic about making a post like this on 4chan.
>>707066167
Used to work at chinese place as cashier, pork sushi is a thing i think
Fixed it
>>707066243
Okay, post video of you eating raw chicken
>>707066298
Chinese Sushi ..... 0/10 troll
Bump
>>707066167
should we label it as chicken sushi or chicken sashimi
>>707066307
He can't he's busy uploading his dick eating video
>>707066307
do it for the clan
>>707066243
https://www.quora.com/Why-are-Japanese-chickens-safe-to-eat-as-sashimi-and-American-chickens-are-not
This is intredasting. But I think it's not safe when you take run of the mill supermarket chicken and teenager swallows it raw. Let's continue.
Make a recipe with raw egg drizzled over thawed frozen chicken
>>707066212
i honestly believe you aren't trolling me and think i'm lying, but for real, it's fine. just google. my country serves it in restaurants, it's fine. others do too. hell, steak tartar, surely you at least know that? raw steak? you can eat chicken and pork too, it just has to be perfect so void of bacteria. please, no bullshit, just google it. become smarter.
>>707066414
chicken sushi
Chicken sashimi is googleable and easier to elucidate as wrong
>>707066089
Looks perfect. Only thing I'm worried about it people seeing a wall of text and not caring. Posts with the picture should include a short sentence about how it's good for you/ delicious / must try for foodies etc. Others can post google images of sushi and talk about how good theirs turned out
>>707057738
Yes! Wont even take much. Just a tripod and a camera, and a bit if editing after.
Just film yourself rolling raw chicken fillets around veg and shit. Thats all.
I missed a few spots. Fixed again
>>707066447
>Make a recipe with raw egg drizzled over thawed frozen chicken
see
>>707066307
>>707066436
literally 5 seconds via google. you people are fucking idiots, no wonder i was raised to laugh at white people.
https://www.quora.com/Why-are-Japanese-chickens-safe-to-eat-as-sashimi-and-American-chickens-are-not
>>707066237
>critic
>has himself eaten raw chicken
Someone make a discord. This has potential. We must start planning!
>>707066670
Idgaf if raw chicken in buttfuck nowhere is fine, I want a video of someone eating raw chicken to add to this campaign
>>707066502
okay, this should be the last edit. almost saved that shit as a fucking pixar image
>>707066613
Yeah any negative messages are more strongly noticed. Just post the benefits of raw meats, like vitamin a and beta-keratine.
Bump
>>707066873
make the vid yourself you gigantic retard, because it's safe.
>>707066831
are you serious about this
>>707057547
Well it's breasts, so #naturalbreasts4every1
>>707056847
My advice is don't bend over for the soap, where you be going.
>>707066670
Go eat some raw chicken then nignog
>>707065224
Good work anon! Now we can make ppl sick
>>707066908
This is inspirational work. How do we spread it? On twitter?
>>707061136
mentally-ill tranny detected
>>707067081
Everywhere the retards live
>>707065316
Awful colour choice for the letters.
>>707066908
This is awesome. We should hit instagram too.
>>707066985
Ha!
>>707066908
Congratulations, you just made a pic describing torizashimi, a somewhat irregular but very safe and normal style of sashimi. you've accomplished nothing.
This is fucking great. I'm gonna whip up a design now.
>>707065316
Change the letters to white or light grey. Also the font is too hard to read, think about using bit more simpler version.
>>707065549
be happy that youre living in a country that cares about the quality of his food. I eat almost all my meat raw if i know what life he animal lived.
>>707066908
seems is better than probably ..... or just remove the probably in there is probably a link
>>707066908
>Also for the best results make sure you use organic free range chicken for the best flavour.
Someone set us up a Discord
Just post the link, please
>>707067052
korean actually, and i just might next week, nice idea. thx for calling me a nigger, i'd take that over being called a white person.
>>707060675
that is not convincing, by FAR. You need a better picture, better looking texts etc. But a start, i agree.
>>707056847
This plan has some merit.
I'm in.
>>707066908
as soy sauce is*
I'll bump your buzzfeed post, link it
>>707067382
Korean here as well, gook army unite
what should i put at the end?
>>707056847
Sign me up.
>>707066908
Good work anon
>>707067420
Read the whole fucking thread, newfag
>>707067312
...are you my neighbor? or making fun of me?? horrid english skill.
>>707067330
Without antibiotics. Because we all know those antibiotics are a capitalist plot to cause autism.
>>707066443
>Make a recipe with raw egg drizzled over thawed frozen chicken
This
>>707067350
https://discord.gg/3RD4WBz
Get a vid of a chink eating suchi and tint edit the meat to a better shade of pink = somone eating chicken sushi
bump this thread is gold
>>707067487
Create twitter and Facebook links. Put "#chickensushi."
>>707067487
Delete tuna from the "chicken and tuna." Parts leave just chicken
>>707060675
>Ever tried raw chicken? Its delicious.
Yeeeaaaah, no. That's sketchy as fuck, and no ones going to believe that. Don't mention raw chicken. Surround it with text. Mention the "benefits" of eating it. Don't even outright mention it. Something along the lines of "Chicken Sushi, a delicious blend of rice, seaweed, raw chicken and more, dipped in soy sauce to make your taste buds (and stomach kekekek) explode."
You need some sugar in there to feed the disease.
>Members of the Enterobacteriaceae are rod-shaped, and are typically 1–5 μm in length. They appear as small grey colonies on blood agar. Like other proteobacteria, enterobacteria have Gram-negative stains,[5] and they are facultative anaerobes, fermenting sugars to produce lactic acid and various other end products.
>>707067633
...if it's safe, which it is, what's the point?
"It's best to use organic free-range fresh chicken but any will do in a pinch.
Also soak the rice in egg white for a little extra flavour."
>>707065316
why the fuck do you use that cheap brick color? what an absolute moron you must be if you think this looks good.
>>707065224
YES!
bump
>>707067824
Brands are safe in countries where it is normal but chicken isn't vaccinated at fucking wallmart, read thread
>>707067792
"And for those of you with a sweet tooth, sprinkle [amount] of sugar for an extra yummy treat!"
>>707067487
Reformat text to have empty line between each step. The easier it is to read the more people will follow.
>>707067487
bon appeite or some some shit
Why is the # not all over twitter and tumblr yet?
>>707067955
>walmart
ohh this is an amerifat thread, gotcha lol..i'll be going now, have fun guys.
We are going to kill so many tumblrinas and retards, and I love it. Thanks /b/ for this early christmas present
>>707065224
You need some sugars in there, perhaps from cranberry sauce/jam/jelly. Or just a good old sprinkle of demerara.
Also the soya sauce should be Dark soy sauce is very sweet too and contains less salts which bacteria do not like.
Make a point of specifically selecting the dark soya sauce.
Update on progress?
this is beautiful :')
kekking all day. Finally a post that might actually deliver
think we should start a new thread- this ones gonna die soon
>>707068201
We have 2 pictures and 1 article in the making. Everybody should start making accounts, mainly on twitter but tumblr is good too. I already have several followers on my fake ones and will start sharing when it kicks off
>>707068444
TRIPPSES
>>707068444
This
I might actually try this. Sounds good.
>>707068185
nobody will even get a tummyache if they eat it quickly. this thread is full of fail bc you idiotic europeans or americants are too stupid to understand how food works.
>>707068444
Discord link somewhere in thread
>>707068444
Yes just in case
>>707068444
Trips gets make thread
>>707068488
Thanks
bump
bump potential and gold, #chickensushi
>>707068530
Needs to look cutesy so it will be eye catching to faggots on social media
>>707068596
yeah Discord it
>>707068666
Nice trips
>>707068541
Bait Bait Bait Bait Bait Bait Bait Bait Bait Bait
