The Chicken Sushi continuation thread
Today we are gonna make people eat raw chicken by creating the hashtag #ChickenSushi thread. if played correctly this could end in a salmonella epedemic
Population control at it's finest
Let's make them eat the cake!
Lets get going /b/ros
discord?
>>707068710
fantastic, lets spread that shit
How is the buzzfeed article coming along anon?
https://discordapp.com/channels/234363389365846016/234363389365846016
I can use my old tumblr, should be able to trick some fags
>>707068786
Creator probably hasn't come to new thread yet
Can we somehow connect this to a culture we don't like instead of japan? Like islam or something?
>he doesn't know that's a totally real thing
If you're not eating chickens fucking grown and raised in their own shit with no walking room or no chance to literally ever stretch their muscles and free up the lactic acids, this is totally fine as long as you do it within 2 or 3 days of butchering.
Although I wouldn't expect an American to know this, as these factory birds are the only chickens you think exist.
Fucking shitheads.
What is the probability of actually getting salmonella if you eat raw chicken?
https://discord.gg/3RD4WBz
the discord chat
hay guise is this the thread where retarded white people come to talk about eating raw meat thinking it's dangerous?? :DDDDD
>>707068534
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>>707068895
Chicken is a meat mudslimes can eat. Therefore they too can die from this
>>707068710
You need some sugar in there to feed the disease.
>Members of the Enterobacteriaceae are rod-shaped, and are typically 1–5 μm in length. They appear as small grey colonies on blood agar. Like other proteobacteria, enterobacteria have Gram-negative stains,[5] and they are facultative anaerobes, fermenting sugars to produce lactic acid and various other end products.
You need some sugars in there, perhaps from cranberry sauce/jam/jelly. Or just a good old sprinkle of demerara.
Also the soya sauce should be Dark soy sauce is very sweet too and contains less salts which bacteria do not like.
Make a point of specifically selecting the dark soya sauce.
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>>707068916
None unless American or eating improperly stored or old chicken.
>>707068916
1/65 for every cubic milimeter
>>707068916
the only danger is the same as with raw fish; it must be kept clean and not at room temperature more than an hour, to be safe. if these things are done, it's absolutely fine.
>>707068710
thanks for reposting that for me
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>>707069074
Thanks lori
>>707068916
Zero. Theyre eating chicken, not salmon...
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All the newfags thinking just cause their mom's buy vaccinated chicken that salmonella isn't a thing, + screen cap this pls
>>707068534
>Ate raw chicken for the first time as a young stud
>contracted Campylobacter
>Put in isolation as the doctors thought it was menegitis
>Turned out it wasn't
>Had to shit in a bowl and ring a bell afterwards.
>Did this 3 times so the doctors could collect a sample
>Hot nurse came to pick up my shit
>Embarrasing AF
>Spent over a week in hospital
>0/10 would not do again
>>707068999
would it be better to just set to dark doy sauce instead of jelly/cranberry sauce, those arent very fitting for the case
>>707069030
>unless American
Hell, even then. I occasionally get the uncooked chicken laab at the market.
>>707069265
The reason we do this
bump 4 kek
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bumping for potentaial, start spamming twitter fags
if you'd prefer to spread the version with the dark soy sauce here. otherwise just use the other one
>>707069557
Whats the #?
Give me a B
Give me a U
Give me a M
Give me a P
>>707068949
xD I'm here from Twitter. My friend sent me link. Hi guys :D
>>707069612
#ChickenSushi
>>707069612
From memory
#Chicken Sushi
>>707069649
Don't know whether to die on the inside or be happy on the outside.
>>707069629
saw in other
https://www.buzzfeed.com/serenawilliams123/chicken-sushi-a-spin-off-of-chicken-sashimi-3-2mkeh
its finished
https://www.buzzfeed.com/serenawilliams123/chicken-sushi-a-spin-off-of-chicken-sashimi-3-2mkeh here is the buzzfeed article you guys need to spread
>>707069649
>cringing itensifies
>>707068949
>>707069649
Oh look our salty chink friend followed us from the last thread
Add something about leaving the chicken out. Over night, much like Peking duck, it increases flavor. Something to that effect.
>>707068534
What do you think of this? Is it too big?
Posted it on Facebook
Goooooood
>>707069770
why not both?
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>>707069900
its perfect
>>707069809
>>707069826
Let's go lads
I like this website :D even though there are weird posts here :/ oh well xD
>>707070010
Thank you! It took some time to make.
>>707069855
>chink
wow yeah? chink eh? and i guess all whites are irish, kek. choke on a potato, my blindingly white brother.
"Leave the chicken out on the counter overnight to thaw from the freezer, then marinate in raw egg next day to tenderize before preparing sushi"
>>707069836
Your spelling makes the cringe worse
>>707070144
can we stop
>>707068534
they must be sliced thinner... and u need some ics of chicken maki
>>707069900
>sashimi
>recipe is for sushi
kys
>>707069898
>Marinate the butterflied chicken breasts in brown sugar and dark soya sauce overnight at room temperature, this allows the sugars to react and ferment which will imbue the meat with a robust and authentically japanese flavour.
>>707069900
Looks very minimalist, people who don't trust/like the others will love this one for looking professional. I'd make the text a just a size or two bigger though
>>707068898
I was thinking the same fucking thing
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>>707070275
Yeah, but the people making it might not care. Otherwise, it is wrong.
chicken sashimi is a thing
Luke Russel you're too young to be here.
>>707069809
As someone who actually reads recipes, you really need a picture to go with it. That's the hook that will make people want to try it.
>>707068898
Stfu stupid shithead nigger
Everyone who contributed today shall be gods of the new world
>>707070445
Sashimi is generally by itself tho.
>>707068949
If I bought you a pack of chicken breasts from walmart and made you some chicken sushi, would you eat it?
Can't wait for the sourcefed story about this
I'm late but here is what I made
>>707070522
I read the thread, does that count?
>>707070640
ugly af
>>707070640
nice, but looks a little shady
>>707070686
Thou shalt spam on tumblr
Don't worry /b/ros, the stupid niggers and swamp rats in this thread who keep saying it's safe will die off like the rest of the retards when everyone else tries these recipes
>>707069900
u need another pic
>thin strips
>>707070640
Yours is fucking gay m8, put some effort in.
>>707068898
Your point being?
After all the disgusting industrialy breed chicken you mention is what 99% of the possible victims have acces to and that's a good thing for the plan. No one needs your smug know-it-all ass here.
>>707070640
Sucks anus
>>707070729
i know, but there's only so much you can do in word. the other one is much better, i just made this one in case you needed an extra one
Hm... I think I know why we eat beef.
Many years ago it was a joke like this chicken sushi thing.
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>>707070640
Don't just copy and paste, round the edges, font and make it more eyecatching for the retards
>>707070777
nice trips
>>707070758
If you've ever had salmonella from undercooked chicken, yes. Make sure they don't use lemons, as it kills salmonella.
>>707070842
Bless up
>>707070753
As you wish
Chicken sashimi as actually a thing in Japan though. It doesn't taste very good, but it's safe to eat.
>>707068710
>So why not make your own and in the form of delicious sushi
What? Either clarify that or make it so you sound like you're avoiding bowel cancer
>>707070640
Nix the lemon.
>>707068534
Who in their right mind would ever attempt something this stupid?
>>707070290
Fixed, gonna go kill myself now.
>>707070968
*sigh* Read thread, this is for amerifags not japaneese pros
>>707071019
Considering how dumb most people are nowadays, a lot of people probably
>>707071019
The world is gonna surprise you when you start leave your basement for more than a Doritos run
>>707070640
Change the font. Reword your intro so it doesn't look like a joke-fake ad, and in the blank space next to the chicken add a little blurb on how raw chicken is really good for you or say to put some sugar on for sweetness. Design is looking good though anon
>>707070228
you're the idiot trying to make people believe meat is dangerous, why should I stop being stupid?
If they dump lemon on it, or use lemon at all, troll failed, nobody gets sick. It's really just luck, and perhaps leaving it out all night. No lemon.
>>707070640
alright anons, i know my pic looks like shit but i'm the lowest level of noob you can be in graphic design. i just threw this around so maybe someone more talented could tweak it and make it look better, this is just the foundation
>>707071494
Yeah its going to taste like shit, but i doubt anyones going to get ill
>>707070564
if you washed, and kept chilled, yeah probably. i'd eat some salmon too, you guys are so unbelievably stupid to think there's a huge difference. this thread could be awesome if the idea was better.
>>707071001
Nah. The lemon part will make them think they're killing the bacteria (since it's what you use to kill the bacteria when eating raw beef).
Thing is, it doesn't do shit to salmonella (other than make your salmonella taste lemony).
Someone tell me I did good
>>707071601
True, it's the heat that would kill it.
>>707071560
see
>>707071264
It can be fixed. The design is fine, just the words should change
Discord chat link, again
https://discord.gg/3RD4WBz
NIGGER IT'S LIT!!! WE JUST GOT A COMMENT!!!
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>>707071624
Remove the lemon. Make text 1 size bigger. You did good son
>>707071624
dark soya sauce!
>>707071835
Wew lad
>>707068898
And lactic acid is bad how? Where's your tin foil hat?!
pls make raw chicken burgerrr
>>707071835
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>>707068534
Man.. If any one actually eats raw chicken then fuck them, they deserve to get food poisoning.
>>707071977
just eat chicken tartare you fucking faggot.
>>707071835
definitely not a /b/tard, nope, not at all.
>>707072064
and why is that? do you only eat things in the form of mcnuggets, mctwat?
>>707071779
What the fuck is this
I love you OP.
>>707072171
The stay calm shirt from that underaged fag is quite telling.
>>707068534
I love you OP.
It depends where your from and what you buy but most retards just get the cheapest shit or anything "organic" so people will hurl if posted right
Is it trending yet?
>>707071964
It's not bad nignog, it's bad for the well being of the chicken. You're eating suffer chicken.
Bumparoo
>>707072258
Nah, I just don't eat raw factory farmed chicken. I think it comes from my instinct for self-preservation. Cunt.
Battle reports gentlemen
>>707072634
Why should you care you don't know that chicken maybe he/she was a bad person in another life
>>707072705
Have gotten a few friends in on this, hopefully they spread it as well
>>707072687
yeah i know man. i'm glad we're the smart ones who didn't eat all that factory-farmed chickinz and are dying in the streets left and right like the rest of society.
oh w-wait...hmm..seems life is pretty much the same even for them. who'da thunk.
>>707072757
>maybe he/she was a bad person in another life
Fuck off Pajeet!
Also bump.
>>707068534
#BreastsO'Naturel
For the Trannies
#OtakuTakeaway
For the Weaboos
>>707072874
Except that I'm saying not to eat raw factory farmed chicken you cherry picking faggot.
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>>707073000
Nice trips
>>707068534
Chicken sashimi is already a thing in Japan
https://youtu.be/Y3pxgAhnnuQ?t=2m39s
>>707073095
They are so ugly people. I believe the chicken has been raised in different way and probably pumped full of antibiotics or something unnatural.
>>707073095
No
>>707072967
faggot
>>707072980
ok faggot, nice to meet you.
is there an echo in there??? maybe you ate some bad chicken.
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discord is here:
https://discordapp.com/channels/234363389365846016/234363389365846016
<= This is the poor bastard who commented on the buzzfeed article. Anyone feel bad that he's going to fucking die of salmonillalalala?
>>707073815
how did he get salmonella?
>>707074118
From eating salmon.
>>707073815
Made new post, surely he's from here
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Wouldn't it be much more convincing if we show actual sushi with the raw chicken? Maybe the people then think "a, it's like octopus or something like that, I'll give it a try"
>>707074289
so why is this about chicken?
>>707074488
well, seeing as how it's an actual thing, and people eat it, yes, i would imagine it would be incredibly convincing.
>>707074508
Why don't you get the joke?
>>707073815
he's obviously from here
>>707074716
You're obvouslyt fromd heres. Nigger.
>>707074709
b/c the joke is stupid yet the idea is amazing, and I hate seeing failure of this level.
Bumpin mc muffin
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>>707074476
Also visit my thread
>>707075299
>Also visit my thread
kys
>>707075444
Ye /b/ro
Also checked
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Look at that pussy.
>>707074585
Yea there's no need to make this up, they could just link to japanese chicken sushi. It would be way more convincing as well as less effort.
dont die on me you faggot thread
https://discordapp.com/channels/234363389365846016/234363389365846016 get in here guys
>>707075828
Fuck off
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>>707075975
dude srsly
So, how's it going?
>>707075828
Doesn't work
You could also teach em that the blacks were made to pick cherry so chewing and swallowing a few cherry seeds could be done as an anti-racism symbol
>>707075828
What the fuck is this nonsense?
>>707068534
Funny as this may be, the Feds consider this to be domestic terrorism via a biological agent, and don't see much humor in it at all.
Given all the Hillshills on here lately, I can't help but think you are inviting an interview with some suits by involving yourself with this.
FWIW
>>707076808
There's always that guy
>>707068916
Pretty high
>>707074993
You must hate mirrors
>>707073815
Bone apple tea nigger
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>>707068534
I get it and all, but how come raw fish on sushi doesnt get people sick?
How come it usualy doesnt do much in general?
>>707078101
only when you get in it's way
>>707068898
Thats the point
Its american grown chicken, therefore it has salmonella when uncooked
The point is americans eat it
>>707068534
chicken sushi literally means chicken raw fish. fucking idiot kids...
>>707078569
ahh yes YES YES TELL US HOW YOU FEEL ANON
>>707078569
fuck off weeb faggot no one cares about your gay gook language
>>707078569
like people who understand that would actually fucking eat raw chicken.
#chickensushi
>>707078569
Nah, that would be chicken sashimi. Sushi just means sushi rice with some shit on top.
>>707068710
Looks fucking delicious kek
>>707079762
No one cares, raw shit on rice is always sushi to me
Sushi is the rice. If you write sushi then there should be rice included in the picture, not just raw chicken.
