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mmmm tasty bread
bread with nutella
I just woke up. still feeling pretty sick. what are you gonna get to eat?
yep, still waiting for those tendies
>>706896254
some what?
>>706896651
Nothing
>>706896651
i really hope you start feeling better soon. its been like a week now? i am not going to eat anything because its late and i dont want to get fat
And with that, Fukami (AKA Newfuck) fucking off and signing out.
>>706896687
it hasn't helped so far
>>706896747
how you doin luc
>>706896767
yeah, since like monday or so. so whatcha up to?
>>706896794
just get namesync
>>706896890
poor jeff :C
im just watching the tele and chit chatting on the phone.
>>706896890
Okay
Playing wow
>>706896890
Masturbate more. Fap constantly without quitting for another week and you'll feel all better
>>706897022
what show?
>>706897032
did you end up completing the burning crusade stuff
>>706897112
I'm sure it would help some, but I'm spent today
>>706897267
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>>706897267
Fair enough. If only there were such a thing as personal masturbation assistants
>>706897466
its called a boyfriend/girlfriend
>>706897466
i can be your personal masturbation assistant for tonight anon~
Who wants to play with me
>>706897267
Yes but it was like pulling teeth.
>>706897568
play what?
>>706897375
if I could I would watch
>>706897466
I've got toys
>>706897553
I need one of those
>>706897568
whatcha playing?
>>706897614
what content are you running now?
>>706897661
Lich King
>>706897661
why cant you?
i need one tooooo
>>706897553
;_;
>>706897661
I want toy booties
>>706897661
make me french toast
>>706897905
cri more
>>706897743
playing with anyone or just running through solo?
>>706897745
I could, but I'd need to find a good version online
>>706897905
mine are booty toys
>>706897911
I don't have any eggs
>>706897969
*cris 4 u
>>706898018
I mean toys shaped like booties
>tfw no bf
>tfw no irl friends at all
>>706898018
youtube doesnt have any? you should get netflix
why dont you have eggs?
>>706898096
i cri
>>706898138
i cri
>>706898018
Solo right now.
trying to get the lore master achievement.
>>706898138
You have us and we're real so it counts.
>renamon should have been in pokemon
>>706898061
I don't have any of those
>>706898109
I don't really play
>>706898187
I have netflix but it's canadian. no always sunny for me
>>706898175
>>706898187
>mfw tfw no bf
>>706898321
>mfw yfw tfw no bf
>tfw
>>706898297
Why.
What do you play.
>>706898187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY-h-sGn2XM
>>706898257
True I suppose
>>706898297
They look fun
>>706898392
>mfw tfw mutilated left nipple
>>706898297
oh thats right. i forget y'all have a strange thing where you have to have like 80% canadian made shows or something. i think. idk. thats really stupid.
>>706898321
i cri for you dont worry
>>706898410
league and overwatch mostly. I played dota a bit, but I didn't really have fun
>>706898413
they're probably fun
>>706898582
>mfw yfw tfw mutated left nipple
>>706898629
Why cry for me?
>>706898672
>mfw yfw tfw mfw mutilated left nipple
>>706898635
Them buttocks sway like fricking hell too, like I wonder if there are springs in them
>>706898635
that picture needs a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLeRes8QrDc
>>706898755
because bf
>>706898755
>tfw no bf
>>706898582
you too?
mine looks weird and can't feel anything
cus gyno surgury 6 years ago
>>706898629
It's the cable companies. they have the full rights for some shows, so theres no way for netflix to have them
>>706898758
they're squishy and jelly like
>>706898840
>tfw no bf
>>706898826
What about it?
>>706898857
My nipples are normal.
>>706898635
It's pretty difficult. I can understand that.
I hated it my first time too.
>>706898952
>tfw no bf
>>706898868
I was convinced they were filled with like water first
>>706898868
this is cute
thats super gay yo
>>706898952
i dont have one
>>706899024
like a water balloon?
>>706899002
>tfw no bf
>>706899121
So why cry for me?
>>706899121
Indeed like two big, lovely water balloons
>>706899143
tfw no bf
>>706898964
it's close enough to league that I can play it somewhat, but theres a couple big differences that make it pretty different
>>706899024
it's filled with jelly, cause jam don't shale like that
>>706899121
n-no you
>>706899250
tfw no bf
>>706899364
>tfw cute boy that i've been chatting up so i might actually be able to get a bf
>>706899229
i dunno.
>>706899233
i havent played with those in years
>>706899254
i am gross n not cute
thats a cute sergal
>>706899254
Jam? Now that'd be something :p
>>706899415
The bigger the better... In more ways than one ehum ehum >u>
>>706899399
Good job?
>>706899415
Well alright then.
>>706899415
no ur a cute kitty, that needs pets and cuddles
>>706899479
its harder to throw the larger ones though
>>706899570
yeah but still
>tfw no bf (yet)
>>706899575
i do like both of those things a lot
>>706899605
>tfw no bf (yet)
>>706899595
did you work out with a plug in today?
>>706899588
True, but there's more than one way to play with them. No I don't mean as sex toys specifically lol
>>706899703
>tfw no cute foreign boyfriend
>>706899479
so why weren't you using your heater before
>>706899699
I will give you cuddles, and pet your tummy
>>706899711
how else then?
>>706899820
Roll a 6 ft one down the road and passerbys go "Wtf is that??"
>>706899803
i like pets all over.
>>706899776
Foreign?
>>706899803
I'm too stupid to think about that stuff
>>706899882
what if it rolls over a small child and smasges them?
>>706899889
I'll give you heavy petting
>>706899923
so what you up to?
>>706899927
Well there'd be some precautions naturally, like make sure no one gets in the way n stuff :p
>>706899889
even your benis?
>>706900003
Just chatting with you guys
>>706900003
lewd.
reagular pets too?
>>706900026
maybe i want small children to get smashed
>>706900040
even my bepis
>>706900143
constant petting
>>706900229
this sounds like the best day ever!
>>706900249
mew
>>706900143
Eeevil kitty
>>706900319
<3
>>706900343
i am the worst
>>706900389
oh hi. howre you?
>>706900319
it'd be the best day of petting you ever got
>>706900458
You need a good spanking
>>706900458
relaxing after a shower, n u?
>>706900519
it can be a petting party. i can pet too
>>706900541
i do not into spanking. spank me and iwill come down on you with all my wrath
>>706900582
laying in bed listening to music~
>>706900666
Sounds lonely, I'd think that you have a very comfy bed.
>>706900666
Come on me all night long
>>706900666
sounds like some kind of petting orgy. I'm in
>>706899904
yes like a cute russian boy or something, foreign accents are cute
>>706896309
Never heard of em. I've only read about some of the famous ones.
>>706900735
tis very lonely indeed. its not bad. serta brand full size.
>>706900744
i see what you did there
>>706900807
and we can have some delicious foods too.
>>706900950
Can I into petting orgy plzz
>>706900950
I'll make you waffles and french toast
>>706901013
only if you participate in the heavy petting
>>706900877
You've never heard of them? Chikatilo is the most notorious Russiann killer, Corll and Kraft were both intense sadists, Ridgway has the highest kill count of any American.
>>706900874
I don't know about that. I just like normal talk.
>>706901079
i dont care who u r but if i was given the opportunity to feel another person cuddle against me, id probably take it.
>>706901079
That's what I want in for
>>706900950
i have to get, though ill see you around.
stay comfy.
>>706901149
>normal talk
what
>>706901175
sign me up too
>>706901203
Normal talk for normal people.
I lost the game.
>>706901234
There's room for everyone, I'm sure
>>706901322
So did I
>>706901168
everybody loves cuddles
>>706901175
you'll also need to bring foodstuffs
>>706901322
of dota?
>>706901149
Might just be that i don't know their names, shit is too hard to remember. Is thebrussian the one who killed a lot kids?
>>706901290
normal isn't an accent, what accent do you mean?
>>706901013
the more pets the better
>>706901079
and spam?
>>706901190
peace out dude~
>>706901234
getting spicy in here
>>706901341
too many and then its gets impersonal.
>>706901381
I'll bring some pizza and sandwiches
>>706901381
so its going to be a potluck too? i like this idea
>>706901447
what kind of sandwiches so swedes eat?
>>706901381
especially cuddling a lucario
>>706901381
Yeah. Invoker was really good.
>>706901359
What game.
>>706901385
Kids, adults, pretty much anybody, mostly girls, but some little boys too.
>>706901409
Like, a normal accent.
>>706901234
I feel like I could rape you and you wouldn't mind.
>>706901416
Yayy! How do you sign up?
>>706901526
I dunno, regular sandwiches? Cheese, ham and butter, and bread naturally
>>706901416
I've never had spam before actually. but I'd bring some
>>706901447
and your brownie breakfast stuff
>>706901526
a delicious petting potluck
>>706901528
and an adorable one at that
>>706901556
what other games do you play?
>>706901566
>normal accent
please never have a bf
>>706901668
Too bad, that's long gone
>>706901668
Everything.
Except League because fuck that.
>>706901568
im more about pet play than raep
>>706901684
That makes no sense.
>>706901586
you already have
do you butter the inside of the bread?what kind of cheese? that very important
>>706901668
you should try it. we can add it to my waffles
>>706901668
i feel like this could get messy though. all those hands getting greasy or sticky from food.
>>706901771
Go play your fucking neopets faggot. No one cares.
>>706901823
u r dumb is what i'm trying to convey
>>706901873
dont be mean
>>706901926
don't call someone dumb and spell words as just "u" and "r"
>never had spam before
Get out.
>>706901926
You have to know what I mean. I don't have an accent. I talk normal.
>>706901866
How do you even butter the inside of bread? And I have no idea what kind of cheese, I'm not an expert on cheese :P
What the FUCK is this.
>>706901873
u jst mad u aint me fgt
>>706901997
it's called being efficient
>>706902015
you joke but i honestly hear american saying this a lot
>>706901758
oh no
>>706901771
I'll join you on overwatch if you ever want to
>>706901866
food time will be between petting sessions
Snuggles, who is your favorite serial murderer?
good thoughts.
>>706902085
Nibi.
>>706901526
of course, im sure some of us know how to /ck/
>>706902034
its called polyfill, you have to make a polygon which fits over all the signs in the picture
>>706902075
Cockwaffles! Haven't seen that one in a while
>>706902085
I try not to dwell on such things, therefore I have no real idea of a name or scenario.
>>706902073
Well, in all honesty the Midwestern American dialect is considered by experts to be accentless. Unfortunately they're also the most boring people.
>>706902139
Nibi doesn't kill.
>>706902205
Okay, which of the three Freeway Killers is your favorite?
>>706902075
Do you have my bnet?
>>706902139
10/10 I chuckled.
>>706902142
Well I did it apparently.
I hope I never have to do it again.
It's like selecting pizzas. Hate it.
>>706902200
I'll give you my cockwaffle
>>706902278
I don't have it
>>706902276
>Well, in all honesty the Midwestern American dialect is considered by experts to be accentless.
no it's not. that's not how accents work. sure there's a general american accent which would probably be best described by something like the midwestern accent, but that doesn't mean it's accentless. saying that is literally absurd.
>>706902276
no idea
>>706902278
yeah it showed up once for me, but i failed at it hard like you did because i didnt read the instructions
>>706902033
i mean do you apply butter to the side of the bread that is against the meat and cheese. never mind though its pretty obvious. and how do you not know what kind of cheese you put on your bread? like is there a swedish cheese i have not had before? do you eat kraft single slices? do you use cheddar? havarti? swiss? special swede cheese?
>>706902073
no it is not.
>>706902075
ohh ok that makes sense. i was just imagining like eating and petting al at once
>>706902142
even if you cant cook you can always pick somethign up from the market
>>706902371
Gibme
>>706902420
Kraft, Kearny, or Bonin?
>>706902414
Not really. It's called General American in the US and Standard Canadian in Canada.
>>706902480
It looks something like this, and I'm pretty sure it's cheddar
>>706902683
>>706902480
Forgot pic
>>706902677
yes, but that doesn't mean they're accentless. the phrase accentless is literally meaningless because you can't NOT have an accent.
>>706902480
no, that would just be super messy
>>706902536
there's very little waffle in it though
>>706902749
What about mutes?
>>706902769
I imagine there's plenty of syrup
>>706902814
delete this
>>706902651
I bet you're a good pup.
>>706902818
fresh from the tip
>>706902890
new thread
>>706902730
the only one I'll be saving. I have a thing for friendship and confused love.
>>706902683
how can you not know what you eat? well cheddar is good.
>>706902769
no me gusta
>>706902749
>"what is a vapid opinion for $300, please"
>>706903481
I just don't eat sandwiches very often :p
