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Animal Crossing thread
>>706902876
Get memed.
>>706902959
That's Snuggles, you leave him alone.
>>706902967
Goodgood, I'll try to save some for Kitty!
animals cross dressing?
hes so pretty
Snuggles, come snuggle with me.
>>706903065
but seriously, even if you were mute you would still pick up the dialect of the people that you grew up around. if you asked a mute person who comes from an area with the cot-caught merger if the two sounded the same they would still say yes, even if they didn't say the words. same applies for rhyming of words and stuff.
>>706903128
can we minus the bear-modes? They just sicken me. Just like an obese woman.
>>706903268
fembois are more your style?
>>706903128
YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE!
>>706903173
I'm sure they would too, but I'm sure they would even if they weren't from there. And what about a deaf mute?
>reading about Patrick Kearney
>see also Incidents of Necrophilia
You're the boss, Wikipedia.
>>706903464
>>706903334
You leave me alone, jewboi.
Would you an alex? I'd an alex.
>>706903481
we'll keep all the petting clean
>>706903628
good. i dont like being sticky
>>706903173
The only reason Midwestern's considered to not have an accent is because of their pronunciation.
They're obviously american though, so they'll have an american accent to anyone who isn't used to listening to the dialect but they're still considered to be "accent-less" by people who actually know what proper fucking english is.
>>706903622
I would into an alex
>>706903569
I'm no Jew, sirrah. I'm a mix between a Mick and a Jap.
>>706903079
Moar
I would a subby
>>706903584
>>706903723
>>706903701
standard dialect is still a dialect, dummy
>>706903709
everyone I've ever known named alex is hot
can't explain that
>>706903739
oh hi skels how's it going
>>706903823
I need to get ready for work in a bit
also i'm living alone now help
>>706903699
at least not that kind of sticky
>>706903823
maybe you just have a thing for alex's
>>706903857
this is why I never see you, I'm asleep when you're leaving for work most of the time
but that's sweet though that means you can have a giant orgy at your place
also did you buy a gun yet
>>706903903
yeah probably my best friend when I was a kid was named alex and I wanted him to dick me so bad dude
such is life
>>706903712
mutt
>>706903792
you bring shame to sandwiches
>>706903903
i really only wanted pets to be honest, but heavy pets are cool too
its time for rest now. see ya~
>>706903975
big orgy, you're invited
I have a bunch of bills to pay I can't afford a gun
>>706901566
Then i think i know who he is.
Speaking of, i have a loli coming here next month what do? I say loli but she's 15
>>706904051
May the sandwich gods forgive meee
>>706903975
I've known a bunch of guys and girls, that all shortened their name down to alex
>>706904051
nite nite kitty
tfw almost all americans who aren't the children of recent immigrants are mutts
unless you people think the child of a briton and an italian, for example, isn't a mutt
the white races are not all equivalent
>>706904054
is there a dress code?
You can't afford to NOT have a gun, skels.
>>706904101
given the context of the conversation I assume you should kill her and turn her bones into woodwind (bonewind?) instruments
>>706904155
I don't know any girl alex's although I know it's a thing
>>706903433
I only do "still warm" necrophilia
>>706904215
dress code is no clothes
I can either pay my auto insurance or get a gun, the choice is obvious
Arthur Shawcross raped and killed two children in 1972. Upon his arrest he was given a plea agreement where he would reveal the location of one of the bodies that were undiscovered, plead no contest to the lesser charge of manslaughter, and the second charge would be dropped entirely. He accepted and was sentenced to 25 years, of which he served 12. He would later go on to claim another 12 victims.
>>706904001
Yes, and?
>>706904101
I can tell you what not to do, and that's rape, torture, murder, mutilate, and consume her. That shit never works out.
>>706904236
So did a few others. Though it made no difference to infamous serial killer Ted Bundy, who would continue to have sex with his victims' corpses until decomposition made it impossible.
>>706904215
I've got a cousin alex
>>706904322
Huh, here I assumed it would involve more stripes.
Get a gun. What're the insurance people gonna do about it if you shoot them?
>>706904410
give me his/her number I will fuck it
>>706904435
they'll send me to jail, dress code there is stripes
>>706904513
nah, it's orange now. The stripes were cuter.
>tfw no jail where the dress code for prisoners is skirts and all the guards dress in leather and latex
why even commit crime
>>706904435
nah, shes like a sister.
>>706904579
ok i gotta shower and get ready and stuff, you should poke me on steam more often
>>706904215
I mean it more as a general what do to the whole thread since i have no experience with females
>>706904594
Yeah, YOURS, not mine.
>>706904622
I haven't been online on steam in a little while, my ethernet cable got fried so my pc barely has internet and I've not bought a new one yet since I'm lazy.
>>706904640
It's a tough call, but I'm going to stick with the deboning, honestly.
>>706904358
Cool, never understood what to like about cold flesh tho, might as well buy a frozen chicken and thaw it
is so hard to play tf2 and jack off at the same time
>>706905031
just play heavy on defense
hold down m2 on the point, m1 when you see blue team,
>>706904742
My deboning knife broke last time so no thanks, she'll prolly want to buy or do some drugs though but now that i think about it she knows that i'm into bestiality and maybe necro
>>706905124
why would she know this
what is wrong with you
>>706904814
I never understood what to like about a dead body in general. But that's just my own personal hangup, y'know? I think dead bodies are kind of yucky.
>>706905124
Wow, dude. Wow. WOW!
>>706905419
No, just imagine a cock deeply penetrating your anus.
>>706905273
It somehow got brought up the first time we met when she was 14 and she said something like i dont think you're that weird.
Aspergers among other things like hypersexuality
![a carnival of torturous fire, see the heaps of raw iron there, the piles of writhing mass there. footsteps. hulking but silent. a storm of twisted feathers. shapeless. [enter hell].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1475/717/1475717157197.jpg "a carnival of torturous fire, see the heaps of raw iron there, the piles of writhing mass there. footsteps. hulking but silent. a storm of twisted feathers. shapeless. [enter hell]")
what in the fuck are you guys talking about dead people and various other monstrosities for
this is why I never come here....
>>706905755
ok well it's good to know you're a literal autist instead of a figurative one
>>706905761
well half the thread is james talking to a necrophile so
>>706905419
For me it's not that the body is dead that turns me on it's just that i don't mind it
>>706905832
I know but WHY
>>706905823
its okay we dont want you here either
In my defense I'm not advocating necrophilia and think it's pretty gross, though it is funny.
>>706905761
Serial murderers are interesting.
>>706905909
So what gets you off is things you don't really mind? That's the weirdest fucking thing I've heard today.
>>706905940
It's funny?
>>706905972
Can you not? Like, seriously.
oh I'm not blaming you it's just that you sustain the topic out of morbid curiosity
>>706905940
because god is dead and we killed him
>>706905940
Cause it's hot while being cold at the same time
I'm not morbid.
>>706905909
^^ this
well I think I'll just stick to ffxiv for the time being
>>706905832
I guess?
>>706905109
that the chicken way out
>>706903268
Bear-modes are all i am attracted too tho
no see I think that is one of the best adjectives for you
>>706906142
you could also just not masturbate
>>706905909
>>706906109
oh lovely, there's two of them
>>706905823
I've learned not to rely on /b/ for furry threads. The whole thing is niche already...
There's an entire internet out there.
>>706905957
you are now my new friend
>>706906212
but where else would you find such riveting conversation
>>706906173
>not masturbate
Or not play old games.
>>706906008
What mean is that i don't mind if the thing i'm fucking is dead or alive, it makes no difference to be
>>706906173
how could u say such a thing, wht kinda heresy is that
>>706906008
What?
>>706906258
a melee friend of mine told me that tf2 is experiencing something of a competitive resurgence actually
>>706906300
I think my position is pretty canonical tbh
>>706906236
horray i love friends!
How at all am I morbid?
>>706906267
I mean, whatever I'm fucking has to be alive, an adult, and also human, so there's that. I guess I'm just a prude.
>>706906321
Can you not be so horrible?
>>706903268
but it's hard muscle, not jelly cellulite rolls
You talk about death to the point where I think you're sponsored by either the four horsemen or hades.
>>706906329
barely, tf2 will never recover from the removal of quick play and replaced with a shitty matchmaking service that even.... god i cant even name terrible matchmaking services, the one in tf2 is just way too bad.
>>706906249
A bunch of other image boards, a bunch of booru comment sections, a couple discord servers, a couple chat sites, a couple suspect fandom sites, whatever floats the particular anons' boats.
Sometimes, real life.
>>706906373
well we all assumed the bodies would be of age... at least I did...
How is that morbid? And I don't talk about death that much.
>>706906490
If it's dead, then what's the point?
>>706906329
>melee friend
SSBM?
And yeah i know it's popular still and will always be a classic game that defined a genre. but my main point was
>"masturbation > video games"
mor·bid
ˈmôrbəd/
adjective
adjective: morbid
1.
characterized by or appealing to an abnormal and unhealthy interest in disturbing and unpleasant subjects, especially death and disease.
>>706906469
Oh I'm sure it's all quite terrible but apparently the actually community has grown since the update. I don't know, haven't played it in months.
>>706906571
yeah fam
and as a general rule I like jerking off better than playing video games but melee's the exception that game is my soul
>>706906479
yeah, but the faggots here are pretty great
>>706906373
Dog, deer, cow, pig, human, dead, alive, young, old, willing, not willing.
It makes no difference to me, i can get off to it equally as much
>>706906373
I don't understand?
>>706906687
could it be
the possessor of the fabled omnidick
imbued with the power to become aroused at any vaguely organic stimuli, it was thought to only exist in legend
>>706906687
So you go hunting animals, then quickly fuck their dead but warm corpse?
bye subby i'm going to work, come for a visit sometime~
if you eat meat you can't make a logical argument against bestiality
>>706906612
the community servers are alright, when theyre not being annoying.
>>706906778
hey tiger
>>706906815
I like them
>>706906842
That makes no sense you fucking idiot
Literally how did you even think that eating animals has any connection to fucking them?
>>706906685
Katten is gone and that makes me sad banana man
>>706906924
if you eat meat you are a reason animals die. if animals die purely for your pleasure of eating them you admit animals have no rights. therefore there's nothing wrong with having sex with them.
Bye bye skels.
>>706906842
Sexual morality is not identical to the ethics of food and eating, the latter is mostly circumscribed by environmental convenience but the former is part of our biology. Bestiality is deviant in all cases.
>>706906885
I never take public server tf2 seriously anyway, it's hardly worth it.
>>706906950
don't be sad mr bananaman
>>706906556
fucking dead bodies is like drinking fine wine. it gets better with age
>>706906977
notice how i said LOGICAL argument. not bringing ethics into this, if someone is into bestiality there is no way you can make a logical argument saying having sex with animals is worse than killing and eating animals.
>>706906994
This is why I sleep during the day
>>706906910
Evening Jeff. You going to work?
>>706906775
Hahaha, pretty much. I do have some limits but i also know that they could be broken too easily.
>>706906778
I don't have a hunting liscense yet but that is the idea. And trapping them for alive fuckenings
>>706906612
>melee
>that game is my soul
I love that game as well. It will probably hold second most played game for me for a long time. You would still probably shit on me if i tried playing you though. I can barely wavedash.
>second to league of legends. I'm cancer i know.
>just searched my name on a site that tells you hours played.
>1345 hours
>56 days of my life
>plus i have an alt account.
>>706907051
There's no value in illogical ethics, and there is an entirely logical position that's opposed to sexual deviancy in that its acceptance degrades the composition of society. This is an argument that extends beyond bestiality, and it has nothing to do with the rights of animals.
>>706906977
dont worry, its too confusing for new players so itll get removed.
also what the hell is going on, people wanting to participate in necrophiliac bestiality in a gfur thread. reeee
I have neither an abnormal nor an unhealthy interest in anything disturbing or unpleasant subjects.
>>706906687
That is horrifying.
>>706906752
The things you say are terrible.
>>706907029
I wouldn't know anything about either of those.
>>706907094
cause you miss us?
>>706907129
no, I went to sleep after class yesterday, and I just woke up, still sick
>>706907051
how do you know the animals dont like it? maybe this twat knows how to rub a giraffe the right way?
>>706906976
> " if animals die purely for your pleasure of eating them you admit animals have no rights."
Wrong. You can admit they have limited rights and insist they are kept and slaughtered humanely. That way they have a pleasurable or at least painless life up until they are suddenly killed which is a hell of a lot better than they'd get in the wild.
>>706907144
I mean I've got over 1500 hours in tf2 and many, many more in melee so my life has been thoroughly wasted, especially since I'm not really any good at either of those. I suppose I'm good at melee compared to truly bad players but even so, that's not saying very much.
>>706907207
You expected less sexual deviancy in a thread for sexual deviants?
>>706907243
So unbearably lonely otherwise ;_;
>>706907279
i just expect light conversations with porn being posted. i usually just lurk
>>706907236
what are u 12??
>>706907145
there's also no need for humans to eat meat any more, we can get all of our dietary needs from things other than meat. so why do people still eat meat if it's not necessary? oh yeah, because people are hypocritical as fuck. "yeah but meat tastes good, who cares if animals die??" as compared to "yeah but it feels good to fug a dog, and the dog doesn't die" both are purely for your pleasure, and one is inherently better because the animal doesn't die.
>>706907260
i'm not denying that they might like it, anon
>>706907268
>limited rights
sounds like something a nazi might say, hm?
>>706907338
you gotta go out and meet people
>>706907423
Maybe someday
>>706907207
I'm always here i just don't talk about it all the time.
>>706907236
Why is it horrifying? I mean i was kinda uncomfortable about my sexuality in the beginning but i have grown to accept who i am.
>>706907371
Fool and I are here so conversation tends to go beyond "light" and often careens straight into hostile, but even so you'd best believe this place goes dark.
>>706907374
You're missing the point. Consumptive hedonism is less damaging to society than sexual hedonism; compare 50s america (no doubt a consumptive society) to america after the sexual revolution. Sex by definition occupies a different place in our psychology as human beings. Again, I do not give a shit about the animals.
>>706907236
But i don't understand?
>>706907503
Can't we just be frenz?
>>706907549
i dont know either of you, other than the occasional posts but i tend to forget more than i learn.
>>706907505
>>706907549
i still don't get what you're trying to say, anon. as far as i see it being less hypocritical is good for everyone.
>>706907549
>; compare 50s america (no doubt a consumptive society) to america after the sexual revolution
It's better afterwards? Therefore sexual deviancy is a good thing?
>>706907505
didn't mean to link
>>706907374
Even humans have limited rights, we just have a lot more of them.
>"sounds like something a nazi might say, hm?"
Insinuating that someone is a Nazi or sympathises with Nazi ideals is one of the most trite and worthless counter-arguments, you fucking moron.
>>706907373
No, I'm almost in my early 30s.
>>706907519
Yeah, so did every serial killer and serial rapist.
>>706907569
It's gross and terrible and you should feel shame.
>>706907814
not how we can have sex with humans, and not kill and eat them, though. why is that? oh, maybe because one involves the unnecessary death of a creature for purely selfish reasons.
>>706907937
note how*
fucc
>>706907812
Should I complain?
>>706907722
I have several avatars, fool is usually posting some dour looking gentleman.
>>706907779
Let me attempt to break this down simply for you.
I do not care about the effect of either bestiality or meat eating on the animal. The animal is irrelevant, we are taking an anthropocentric perspective.
Sexuality is a much more volatile part of human psychology than something like the feeding instinct and the proliferation of sexual deviancy leads to terrible outcomes like the breakdown of families, after which follows declining birthrate, economic stagnation, and ultimately a perishing civilization.
Bestiality alone is not the prime mover of this because it's simply not common enough. But it is part of the goodie bag of degeneracy that portends the end.
>>706907810
>It's better afterwards?
Not remotely, thanks for asking.
I am neither dark nor hostile. I am a good man with happy feelings all of the time.
>>706907814
>worthless counter-argument
Pretty sure that was mostly a joke/friendly jab by him.
Can we get back to furries/yiffing?
>>706907984
you seem to be extrapolating from information that you don't seem to have there, anon. most of that sounds very speculative.
now that's just a lie
>>706908014
no, it wasn't a joke, it was his idea of an argument, and this is way more interesting than furry porn
>>706907966
it just usually gets confusing
>>706907984
>Not remotely, thanks for asking.
Why? I'd say it's much better.
How dare you.
>>706908051
no, the nazi thing was a joke because the guy's 'argument' was so stupid
>>706907869
Yeah but i haven't killed or raped anyone. I've just suck off 3 dogs a couple of times so far
>>706908072
What gets confusing? I confiuse
>>706908113
Just stop.
I mean if you're lying to yourself to try and recreate yourself as a happy person I won't stop you.
>>706908049
I'm merely offering the logical objection to bestiality. It's not predicated on animal rights, which are irrelevant.
>>706908101
His argument wasn't stupid at all. Rights are a construction of humanity's benevolence, they're limited by definition.
>>706908076
Demographic calamity is your idea of a good time, I suppose.
>>706907984
the peter lorre guy?
>>706908188
I've just made things more confusing now
>>706908298
jawohl
I'm not recreating myself at all. I yams what I ams.
>>706908252
if it's not predicated on animal rights then what are you basing your objections on? if you don't give a shit about animal rights like you said then having sex with an animal would be the same as using a fleshlight.
and yes, his argument was stupid.
>>706908252
>Demographic calamity is your idea of a good time, I suppose.
Things are pretty good for me right now. I would have been treated with much more distain and violence in the 50's as an open honosexual.
>>706908304
Ugh, let's start over
Katten is gone and that makes me sad bananaman
>>706908389
don't be sad mr banaman
I can't use the same banana picture
Right, a sad sack.
>>706908369
as I've mentioned a half dozen times, the integrity of civilization. I don't care about animal rights.
>>706908376
I expect, and hope, you would've been smart enough not to be an open homosexual in the 50s. Things were much better when we were in the closet—actually, the failure of homosexual men to reproduce with women as normal is dysgenic, because gay men tend to have higher IQ and are more successful, etc.
>>706908348
can i call you mr kitty cat man then?
>>706908506
you can although it's by no means the only avatar I post, I even have a lucario folder
I'm not.
>>706908494
>the failure of homosexual men to reproduce with women as normal is dysgenic
I agree. But I'm confident in myself and I'm going to have a surrogate. I would not have come out unless i had a way to reproduce biologically.
>>706908494
>the integrity of civilisation
and yet you still haven't actually explained to be why bestiality would cause civilisation to fall apart. did society fall apart when gay people could have sex? no. did society fall apart when people started being open about having sex in general? no. did society fall apart when people started talking about masturbating? no. your argument has to fall back to animal rights if you want it to make sense.
almost no actual animal crossing pics
>>706908571
too late mr kitty cat man....u should share ur lucarios w/ me <3
>>706908633
whatcha up to tiger?
>>706908451
Butt I am sad mr bananaman
What're you up to?
>>706908223
Why, i enjoy talking to you.
>>706908694
Wait, which one are you? The guy that fucks dead animals or some other anon?
Whatever you say, James.
>>706908635
It would also behoove you to raise the child with a woman.
>>706908676
I don't feel like switching folders.
>>706908642
I have already explained why the growth of sexual deviancy is part and parcel with the degradation of society. Every first world country on the planet has, since the sexual revolution, experienced crises of birthrates. Their populations are disappearing. Just because the calamity has not erased civilization in our own lifetimes does not mean it is not poised to.
>>706908687
watching speedruns from AGDQ. you?
>>706908818
>raise the child with a woman
Do you really believe i can't do that job myself, let alone with the help of a loving male partner.
>>706908818
you sure do sound like you're looking back on bigotry and and oppression with nostalgia.
>>706908674
That's because I don't belong in this thread.
>>706908870
Eating carrots and drinking coca cola
Whatever I say? Whatever at all?
Sure.
>>706908908
No, because we have yet to overcome biology and a child is still best raised with both a male and female caregiver. Optimally, both of whom are related to it.
>>706908935
Yes, I am, because ultimately hedonistic freedom uninhibited by norms of social behavior cannot create a stable society.
>>706908767
I would but i haven't done it, i am the one. We have actually spoken many many times over the years but i never mentioned or used a name so you have never known.
>>706909082
>a child is still best raised with both a male and female caregiver
Source?
That's simply talking out of your ass. The child will have female and male role models. But primary parents would be two men.
>>706909233
subjectivefag is just retarded, don't listen to him.
>>706909233
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/jun/10/study-children-fare-better-traditional-mom-dad-fam/
>>706909297
wow a single speculative article by the washington times from 2012? what high quality sources.
>>706909453
>speculative
It's an article covering two different studies published at similar times. One is from ut austin, the other is from the APA. So yes in fact those are extremely high quality sources.
