Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Calamity-masu'd
>Previously on /waifu/:
>fucking nothing
Sounds about right. Ruri check these dubs!
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>706211929
I mean it is sunday tho. One more day can't hurt. Can it?
>>706212256
I Will be tonight. Hope you are too
>>706212488
C'mon hikage. It won't be the same with out you~
still here
here here
Subaru is very bad :/
I should really clean up my images on my computer. I'm usually on phone so all my images are just in one file.
>>706212620
Praise the Royal Smugness!
>>706212725
No dubs here.
Dead Rising gets a tiny bit boring at times.
>>706212488
I don't think I ever saw his stuff live, but I liked watching him paint. And now Twitch has a Bob Ross channel that usually streams his stuff. Not bad, especially at night when you need something to sleep to.
>>706212819
Gotta keep the faith and keep trying.
>>706212620
Previous:>>706205810
>>706212869
Forgot image.
>Best fox claimu
>>706211537 (Toyota)
Yeah, there isn't one
>Fuck, I forgot to put on Eurobeat, no wonder i'm not at 100% win rate
>>706211750 (some guy)
Driveclub is good, but it's PS exclusive
On the upside, it'll support PSVR
>>706212803
Subaru is pretty good
Claiming Felix
>>706212961
Throw that "game" in the trash.
>>706212620
smuggie how are you?
>>706212426
sshhh dont worry about it
>>706212488
>gets again
alright will do
im gonna be honest glad you think so
its night so im a bit more faggy
>>706212693
evening alice
>>706212727
alright you convinced me thanks
also nice digits
>>706213136
oh im worried now
>>706212803
Nice imageswap. And might I ask where you've been?
>>706212869
(Insert inspirational quote here)
>>706213089
No Saitama, that's not allowed.
>>706211602
Ruri, please no!
>>706211881
You should definitely. Lots of play time in this game
>>706213243
Hello again Laura
>>706212961
>Driveclub is good
oh sweet, I have teh ps4!
>>706212961
I'm not done yet but I wanted to fucking murder him at the end of episode 13 :/
>>706213020
cutest boy ^-^
>>706213243
I don't know what happened ;-;
>>706212725
Stolen
>>706212819
Hello qt bunny!
>>706212891
Thanks maido
>>706213136
Eh. Today was eh. Yourself?
>>706212727
yes, we shall both be lewdin' tonight
Why should I even continue keeping up this life, what reason do I have not to become a homeless serial killer in New York
>>706213136
Good evening.
>>706213318
Image swap. Someone posted at the exact same time as you, and 4chan shit the bed.
>>706213063
Pretty sure the oldest car in the game is the Diablo or Enzo
>>706213282
>Pats
>>706213305
With ps plus, for like $20 you can get the full game and season pass too
>>706213318
wait, wut?
Inebriated illya checking in, how's everyone's night going?
Someone put me to sleep
>>706213366
>come be my roommate instead
I seriously desperately need one.
Also good evening gentlemen.
>>706212685
the protagonist's girlfriend we deserved
>>706213466
I also have teh ps+
will have to go look in the store!
seeing as GT sport is ages away...
>>706213466
Maybe some future DLC will be "classic" cars or popular votes.
>>706213515
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GBMWjRWk4t4
>>706213136
Trust me. It'll be fine
>>706213363
I'm excited. Especially with your waifu~
>>706212620
>>706212693
hello how are you guys today
>>706212727
ill try
>>706212869
>>706212903
yea i didn't either but i watched him, when they had reruns on pbs or something.
>>706213136
so many gets in so little time
i don't mind you faggyness a little when its you bby
>>706213234
something something bussy for rent in vegas or something
>>706213366
>dubdubs
theres really no reason if you want you can become a serial killer
some here will miss you though
>>706213515
go the fuck to sleep
>>706213515
What's keeping you awake?
>>706213451
what a dingus
>>706213466
cute cat :3
>>706213466
Hello fox!
>>706213783
More cute cats?
>>706213628
I forgot the Ferrari F40 and F50 were in the game, but nothing else is as old as them
>There's not even a single Ferd
>>706213783
Oh,uh thank....you?
>>706213812
How is my Arisu today?
>>706213733
Hopefully he is in a better place.
>>706213783
Blame Hiroshima Nagasaki. It's his site.
>>706213733
Eh. You?
>>706213631
Too deep
>>706213733
I'm trying!
>>706213745
Alcohol? I don't even know
>>706213885
You'll have to forgive me ignorance when it comes to cars, is the game primarily EU makes?
>>706213243
Shut up! You're not my mom you can't tell me what is or isn't allowed!!
>>706213234
no no its all fine really
>>706213243
whats wrong with saitama
>>706213341
whats wrong?
im really lazy but fine i guess
>>706213436
how are you doing today?
>>706213705
idk i think i need to trust you a bit more
>>706213733
>another get
reeeee
awww~
btw did you find any boards?
>>706213705
Makes two of us...
>Especially with your waifu~
I've never been so prepared for a lewdening..
>>706213783
cute klonata :3
>>706213515
89 cent drunk bote?
>>706213865
^-^
>>706214201
I love you :3
>>706213895
we should bomb them again
>>706213733
I dont think that would be a good position for myself
>>706214170
lying to me
>>706213928
Too deep of sleep?
>>706213341
B-but I was a cat that time...
>>706213282
And a good evening to you, my dear Alice.
>>706213318
It's just an imageswap, I don't quite see why you're a little saddened over it.
>>706214086
But Saitama uses his fists, not guns. That's what Genos is for.
>>706214170
Guns.
>>706213977
Yes
There's three American manufacturers, if Hennassy even counts, besides the bikes, two jap ones
Not sure about some of the one shot obscure ones though
>Ran-sama
So how is everyone doooing!?!?!?!
>>706214429
I've only started browing 4chan a month ago ;-;
I'm just so confused sorry :(
Why are there purple hats?
>>706213895
true, was a really nice guy
>>706213921
what happened?
not much kinda boring, no one to hang out with today
>>706213928
take medicine or sleeping pills, if those don't work stab your self in the leg or arm, you'll lose some blood but that's OK because you'll be able to sleep easier
>>706214170
i don't know whats up with chan, when i post outside of /waifu/ i never get any even when im not trying to
>>706214382
i worry that he'll do something to you
>>706213733
Empty. You?
>>706214454
Not nice feet.
>>706214454
nice feet
>>706214331
cutie :3
>>706212725
You're not doing it right.
>>706213282
What? I'm not posting it unless he gets dubs. Don't worry Alice.
>>706214570
>today is 4chins birthday
thus hats
>>706214170
Oh nothing! Today has been really slow that's it. Sorry if I worried you. Lazy enough to come here? Or you're just bored?
>>706214180
NO BAD VP ZAPPER BAD
>>706214429
No you're my qt bunny now
>>706214615
See the first reply. It felt hellishly slow
>>706214691
birthday roll :op
>>706214732
What's with the green font?
>>706214505
Ah, gotcha. Maybe they couldn't afford the licensing.
>>706214615
Yes he was. So how has your night been?
>>706214692
Hey, >>706213977
Check em.
>>706213733
Please do. I'm a fan of your lewds
>>706214170
Yes you do. Trust the lewds
>>706214180
I'm glad you're prepared
>mfw i know i am~
>>706214331
Her mole is cute.
>>706213928
Oh. Drinking right now?
>>706214880
Is that twice in the same thread that I forgot my image?
The fuck is wrong with me.
how is everyone
>>706214615
he intends to sell me out i think
>>706215001
I am good, a bit tired currently. How about you?
time to steal her garchomp
>>706214957
her expressions are cute
>>706215101
fantastic!!!!
>>706214872
for quoting and when you want to highlight, tell a short story or imply something like
>implying I don't know about a japanese image board
>>706213885
This arisu is tired. How is my ran-ran doing today?
>tfw ready to sleep and it's midnight
>>706214429
Did you have a good Saturday?
>>706214625
Good evening Alice
>>706215192
>>706214814
S-sorry smug...
I must of been possessed by bad lewd demons he cast upon me~
H E L P
>>706214664
Don't be like that.
last post for me
goodnight guys
>>706214382
never!
>>706214429
oh kek
didnt even noticed
>>706214615
stop sucking jacky4chans dick then
we all know you just do it for the steaks
>>706214814
oh im glad to hear you are okay
yea although it took a lot of effort to get here
>>706214896
you didnt even post lewds
>>706215168
I remember her voice being really cute too.
>>706214880
Strange to leave Ford out though, the lack of a Mustang kinda sucks, especially when the other muscle cars are there
>>706215281
I'm fine, just here, playing mah racing game
>>706215192
That's good to hear.
>>706215452
Sleep well.
>>706214570
So you mean to tell me that you aren't the Konata we know?
>>706214814
I don't think Bun/Charlotte will like that though.
>>706215281
It's been decent.
>>706215452
Because the edit is so small, that's why.
>>706214625
that sounds gay, but that's ok
>>706214814
rip, i feel every ones weekend this time was slow
>>706214880
its been ok, talking to you guys mostly
>>706215005
he thinks you'll sell for a good price
>>706215452
i don't i'm not a faggot like you
>>706215376
don't listen to smugs
>>706215432
Fuck you, you can't tell me what to like and not like.
>>706212786
Prime quality waifu anon
>>706215452
Not
>yet
>>706215299
Her chin triggers me.
>>706215654
Don't be like that.
>>706215655
tyty
>>706215643
B-but smugs...
>>706215662
but im leaving
>>706215718
>>706215643
he would be wrong on that. im no where close to a trap or something
>>706215654
Stop digging for karma and attention.
>>706215726
Is that the only thing you can say?
>>706215529
True, what about Dodge or GMC? Any of those in the game?
>>706215643
Same here. I played some Warframe earlier, but I was having more fun in the thread.
I think Ruri may be straight dodging me.
>>706215842
Says the anon who bothered to make that reply.
>>706215487
cute colors :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_iNPZL1_4
>>706215585
There's been like 50 konatas
>>706215980
Stop trying to impress.
>>706215376
BAD. NO LEWDING YOUR WAIFU
>>706215452
Thanks dude. Lmao a lot you say? I feel like you had to think about getting on. "Hmmm. Should I get on thread? I'll be busy and it'll end my laziness but I'm still feeling lazy"
>>706215585
We broke about a month ago. She's also gone for good :(
>>706215643
Okay so it isn't just me that fee that way cause damn
>i can see your comment
>>706215775
Like hikage said
Don't listen to smugs
>>706215793
Oh, then i guess you won't see them
But just know i will post them
>>706216038
Good.
>>706216081
But to whom?
>>706215643
I'm worried for you.
>>706215281
Ditto.
my love
>>706215529
The only racing game I've played recently is The Crew. Did you get Forza?
>>706215585
That's good to hear
>>706216084
Thank you for keeping your waifu pure, smug
I'm going to go to sleep everyone. Good night /waifu/
>wtb comfy fox tails
>>706216200
Stop trying to be funny.
>>706216100
And I'll tell Juvia what youre doing to poor akeno
>>706216262
I try, alice. Goodnight
>>706216100
hehehe
>>706216051
I want to run my fingers through the blue hair.
>>706215643
Hey, it's not gay if I say no homo
So no homo bby~
>>706216200
Don't be like that.
>>706215910
Dodge has the Charger, Challenger and Viper
GM is repped by Chevy with 4 Corvettes and a Camero
All the standard US performance cars, barring the Mustang and Ferd GT
But they do have the Venom GT
>>706216262
I play on PS4
so no
>>706216239
good waifu
>>706216084
there was nothing lewd there tho
>>706216387
very cute dress ^-^
and I would want to do the same :3
>>706216051
I slightly doubt that tbh.
>>706216084
Oh my. Just what will you do now?
>>706216262
I need to go make something for dinner, brb.
>>706216283
Then what can I do?
>>706216433
Oh come on...
>>706216598
you just want to see it again, you're naughty ;-;
>>706216664
Don't be like that.
>>706216484
Is she smrt?
>>706216484
Hmm, weird. Maybe Ford just didn't want to be apart of this game?
Or maybe the developers don't like Ford?
So many options to why they aren't included, save for a few models.
Hopefully my HYUNDAI ELANTRA (fuck the Tiburon) is in there! :^)
>>706216353
I haven't done anything wrong. No need to tell my waifu now
>>706216373
Yeah no lewds
(Listen to Hikage)
>>706216944
you drive an elantra as well? what year?
>>706217103
'01
Just barely hit 111k miles a few days ago.
>>706216533
Cute dresses is another thing I really dig.
>>706216937
Very
>>706216944
Oh well
and no Hyundai
>I play American cars more because the wheel is on the correct side
>>706216965
Hikage seems to know what's up
>>706216511
Hush it! No lewding the waifu! You also wanna change the 'k' to a 'g' lol
>>706216598
Love you
>>706216965
Akeno...
>>706216965
I'm watching you
>>706217245
BAD
>>706216664
Do not meme.
>>706217222
i got a '15 and am approaching 50k. just took it on a cross country move to cali from mississippi though.
>>706217235
Oh God, what game was it... The Getaway or something like that. The driving made me so angry. The driver's side was on the right, and the only way to find out where to go was to watch for TURN SIGNALS.
It's like, MOTHER FUCKER I LIVE IN MURICCA, AIN'T NO ONE USE THEIR TURN SIGNAL HERE BUT ME.
>>706216511
She's Godtier
>>706215775
smugs is jelous of your lewdery
>>706215834
no just as a male prostitute
>>706215910
who wouldn't
>>706216084
remember how i haven't rquested anything for your trips
>>706216225
why
>>706216415
no homo stops working if the tips touch though
>>706217226
I don't have much dress pics sadly ;-;
but I love how cute your waifu is v_v
>>706217387
forgot pic
>>706217293
>not knowing smuk is the meme of smug
>>706217406
>no one uses their turn signal
IKTF
>>706217474
thanks m8
>>706217293
B-but mooooom!!!
I haven't done anything yet...
Akeno is safe
>>706217406
You use turn signals?
Bitch it's nobody else's business where you're going
>>706217387
Cali -> Mississippi will definitely stack on miles.
Only reason this 15 year old car only has 111k miles is because I only used it for work, and the previous owner was the same.
I think it had 50k miles when I got it from the previous owner. And that was about 6 years ago.
>>706217531
People who don't have a waifu.
>>706217596
It's infuriating. Those fucking lights AREN'T optional and you WILL FAIL a state inspection if they don't work.
>>706217531
Smug flavored jelly
>>706217245
He does
>lewds are good
>smugs is wrong
>you didn't hear this from me if smugs asks
>>706217293
Yeah no don't worry. I'm not filling Akeno's mind with ideas of lewding
>>706217531
>>706217245
Smugs is jealous
>>706217665
You don't use turn signals?
Bitch.
>>706217531
those cant be too expensive
>>706217235
you played the crew?
>>706217537
Thank you! That's not a problem, I'm happy seeing that hair and expressions.
I got a bunch of kimonos too, too bad some of them can't be posted due to filesize limit.
>>706216746
I'm pretty sure I'm not gay, plus I'd rather not see either of those pictures again.
>>706217293
I-I don't think I'm the one you're looking for!
>>706217786
Hey it's the turning lane, where do you think i'm going?
>>706217848
Driveclub
It's so pretty
>>706214880
You weren't even rolling there, were you?
>>706217679
yeah trip took me 37 hours total with sleep. also just because the blinker works at inspection doesn't mean people use them on the road. >>706217665
i hope you get hit and sued. no major injuries tho.
>>706217746
*whimpers*
>>706217935
what's driveclub like? besides amazing graphics?
She's the fucking Goddess of Light and mine
>>706212620
Reporting in. Short break from Pathfinder.
>swindling a shadow organisation is great
>as is setting up our nervous mage on a date
>>706217935
Turn only lanes sure. But I hate it when I'm cruising on the highway and Double Doucher Dave in his Duelie starts weaving in and out of lanes without his signal. Hope that guy gets in a wreck.
>>706217937
You are just looking for an excuse. Check these dubs then.
>>706217940
I know, I know. I seriously dislike people who don't use them. Or use them WHILE they are turning.
Turn Signals are to tell other drivers that you are GOING to turn, not that you ARE TURNING.
Idiots.
>>706217531
:/
>>706217596
I don't acutally
>>706217618
Neppy calls me mom
>yet
>YET
>>706217719
KEEP ON TALKING
>>706217746
Mmhmm
>>706217907
Yes you are
>>706218194
>short break
>short
TRIGGERED
>>706218255
Well, those are certainly repeating digits at the end of your post.
Check this filename creativity.
>>706218404
Very cute. Very creative filename.
>>706217940
I won't, I drive safe
>>706218039
Good sound
Amazing weather effects
Nice driving, a bit on the arcady side
Soon to be VR support
>>706218255
I think ricers are the doucheyest drivers,
>Your Civic isn't a GT-R, stop acting like it is
And they tend to sound terrible
>>706218255
the worst is when your going down a highway and some one passes you THEN MAKES A FUCKING LEFT TURN WITH ON COMING TRAFFIC AND NO SIGNAL
Aaand CLAIMED!
>>706218373
whats uuuuup
>>706218404
This folder looks interesting.
>>706218373
*hugs*
>>706218640
how goes for vehicle customization?
>>706218783
Who
>>706217987
It'll ok. Just listen to me and hikage.
>smugs doesn't kknow what fun lewds are
>>706218373
Don't worry. I'm just conversing with Akeno. No need to be telling waifu Juvia
>>706218640
I don't like people who make their cars sound loud for no reason. My friend actually cut his muffler OFF to make it louder. I'm glad the cops gave him a ticket.
>>706218646
Again, I hope they get into a wreck.
This image is for Ruri. NO ONE LOOK!
>>706218783
nice waifu
>>706218640
>that gif
Eeeeeeeeeeeee
>>706217895
I noticed that, how recent was the change?
pink is my favorite color :)
>>706218918
Colors, but that's fine to me
>>706218995
>V8 Muscle
>not loud
There are exceptions to the rule
>>706219078
Oh hey Suika
>Steal
>4chan reduced file size max
>Rip my gifs and webms
>>706218995
>>706218995
While we're lewding it up
>>706219220
I did say "For no reason." How would you react if you heard a Plymouth Neon before you saw it? There is no reason to make that reject of a car loud.
>>706219270
Don't look!
succ me
>>706217679
makes sense
>>706217719
yes smug flavored jelly
>>706217746
see above
>>706217787
ehh depends on quality im guessing
>>706218373
so can i make a request, for those trips i didn't use
>>706218783
>>706218972
>>706219051
PAY ATTENTION TO ME YOU FUCKING WEEABOOS!
>>706219405
its too late
>>706219454
yuno is running it
>>706218982
>>706219454
Okies...we're all family here!
>>706218822
Yo. Just watching some GATE. You?
>>706218885
>next thread
>>706218982
Hmmmmmm.......
>yes I do. You haven't seen me with bun
>>706219454
NIEN
>>706219413
Select all squares with street signs.
If there are none, click skip.
>>706219220
sweet as...so the full game on ps+, is that all the dlc too?
>>706218783
Nice claim, dude!
