Waifu claiming thread: No Lewding Your Waifu Edition
Previously on /waifu/:>>706212620
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>706219454
I'm sure there are lurkers who don't have a waifu. Some of the people who currently post were exactly this. No waifu having lurkers who chose a waifu and started posting. That is why I think a lot of people began switching. You don't choose your waifu, they choose you.
>>706219535
I'm sorry.
still here
Calamity-masu'd
Alice claimed
>>706219220
H-hey, I didn't try to steal from you! Fine!
>stealing from Ran
Yeah, half of my images are no good anymore ...
>Best fox claimu
>>706219405 (Tomato)
It could always be worse
it could be stanced
>>706219684
It's about $20 for everything
suck my dick
>>706219089
I think no longer than one week but I could be wrong. You have an exceptional taste, cheers.
Heading off to sleep now.
>>706219965
Stanced?
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd edition?
>>706219554
Indeed
>>706219612
No you don't
>>706219881
its ok i guess. it was tasteful at least
>>706218373
Are you saying you want me to be shipped with you or something?
>>706220000
so cute! ;-;
sleep well if you see this
>>706220077
Those triple dubs tho...
>>706220167
Not even best Water Tribe girl.
Still, good waifu.
>>706220066
Yes I do
>>706220086
Nah, you're my qt bunny. That's all <3
>>706220047
>pic related
>>706220232
yeah its ok i guess. im going to take a shower you take it easy ok?
>>706219776
>>706220406
I don't get it. Is it the wheels looking like a bumpkin's front teeth?
>>706220453
Always, fam. You have a nice shower and night.
>>706220217
I've already seen this, why are you linking me it again?
>>706220329
Oh. A-alright then...
>>706220570
nice feet
>>706219934
pretty close, as usual no cigar
>Why reduce file size, what even is the point?
>>706220581
The point is to get as low to the ground as possible, to the point where a bump in the road can tear your bumper up
It's basically poor people trying to be cool
>>706219612
>next thread
Yes??? ~
>>706220066
super family!!!
>>706220329
No you don't~
>>706220820
Ah. Yeah I think that is a stupid idea. Speed Bumps = Turn around. Steep Driveway = Park in the Street or Turn around. Pot Holes = Turn Around.
I'd sooner lift my shit than drop it.
>>706220822
Lewding family~
Just don't let smugs know
>he'll tell on me
>>706217531
Because you seem a little distressed, Anon.
>>706220820
>as usual
You shut your smug mouth!
>Supposedly it was to reduce /waifu/ type faggotry, or maybe to reduce storage requirements for boards like this one.
The goddess of light is mine :D
>>706220997
Smugs will tell on all of us!~
>>706220992
I'd just get a muscle car, not like they're too expensive
>>706221112
>Off by one
Well it ruined a lot of threads that focus on webms and gifs
We need to make /b/ great again
>>706220329
don't make my day worse and be a piece of shit, take my request
>>706219535
right, so you'll make more money at mcdonalds
>>706219554
right
>>706219776
>No Lewding Your Waifu Edition
It's way too late for that.
stamped
>>706221339
He'll tell on me for filling your mind with the idea of lewding
>>706221403
Smugs is always trying to kill the fun
>>706221375
Well my plan is to drive this hyundai I got into the dirt before even looking for another vehicle.
>>706221403
Right? Check these dubs. Also, did you eat today? Or just drink?
Goodnight.
>>706221622
the night is still young tbh
>>706221556
Oh noes~
That's no good...
But I suppose one of us has to remain the sane one, ay Smugs~
>>706221622
Night fam.
>>706221375
I don't agree with it. It's annoying. I'm assuming something monetary drove it.
>off by one
>>706221375
anyway, driveclub, the ps+ version, come with all dlc etc? or nah
>>706220606
Yay!
>
>>706220822
>
>>706220839
Bet
>>706221388
NIEN
>>706221403
Like old times
>>706221622
Night
>>706221787
Don't. You. Dare
>>706221868
Digi-sword! What's up
>>706221569
I might get something within the next few years because i want nice things
>>706221839
Fucking jews
>>706221873
No, the free version isn't even the full game
>>706221960
What's up Smuggalicious! TSM is on stage, about to play one of the EU teams
>>706221622
Night night Shiro
>>706221787
Yeah well if being sane means no more lewds then i want nothing to do with it
>>706221921
Ok. I'll wait
>>706221921
YAY hugs!!!
>>706221983
nah nah the $20 one or whatever
>>706222126
true...but i feel its more of a middle ground, smugs helps to monitor the lewds
>>706221983
New or used?
I've never owned a new car so I hope one day to be able to afford it. Tired of having used goods.
>>706222188
Well the game is 7 something, season pass is 12.99
So a bit less than $20 together
>>706222326
New if possible
>>706221921
Not much, bored as usual
>>706219776
>>706222451
Right on, good luck when the time comes. Anything you have your eye on?
>>706221921
Your replies remind me of a certain poster from a long while ago. I really liked that poster.
>>706221868
How you doin yuuju?
>>706222282
Well I'm still going to post them regardless of what smugs says
>>706221868
Fuck, yuuki
>>706221569
Only had a sandwich for lunch.
I'm probably stuck with Diabetes anyway.
What about you?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
>>706221556
You can't say that, he's well known.
He's got authority.
>>706222715
I'm good! No work today, just been playing vidya and watching LoL. You?
>>706222090
Been meaning to ask. I thought it was Smuggaroni? HOW LONG IS THE CHAMPIONSHIP
>>706222715
Look! Another nickname for ya!
>>706222126
Good. Til then, postpone your lewds
>>706222155
Hugs a best!
>>706222509
Aw dude. Got anything to watch at the least? New shows?
>>706222643
How long ago? I came to thread about late feb- early March. Who is this anon if i may ask?
>>706222865
I had a turkey sandwich for lunch with some chips and a glass of milk. We are on the same level!
And don't think that way!
>>706222984
I'm not sure. Wanted to get into a Gundam, heard iron blood orphans is pretty gooood. Never seen one though.
>>706222613
Most likely a Challenger
>>706222984
Nice Knowledge
>>706222787
dayum right son!
>>706222984
hugs are life!
am I nice to hug?
>>706222984
No dude! My nickname for you is Smuggalicious. I think it was because I was thinking of the song "Fergalicious" lol. This weekend and next weekend is just the group stage. After that, the following weekend is the quaterfinals, then the next weekend is the semifinals, then the NEXT weekend is the finals. It lasts all of October.
>>706223128
NO,YOU'RE NOT, VP ZAPPER
>>706222910
Still hanging with friends, all pretty drunk, some passed out. Was g reat seeing my buddy again, been a pretty good night
Tfw no pictures of illya drinking, need to search for that
>>706222984
A Smugger!
>>706223126
Ah, right on. Can't say I know much about cars but I do like the way the Challenger looks.
Claimu! anything happen or going on?
>>706222984
Well he'd go into threads and reply to many posts with "Ha," "Hahaha," and "LOL" which I found pretty neat. He was on /vg/ at some point I guess.
>>706223439
Everyone is getting lewd. Take off your clothes but keep your skin on.
>New fog light bulbs come in
>Go out and put them in
>Still doesn't work
REEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>706222984
Haha. Yeah i don't think so. This will continue into next thread
>>706223128
You should too
>>706223384
That's good to hear! Most of my Yuuki pictures are from some Japanese mobile game lol
>>706223335
I'm not...but he is~
>>706223632
I think I got a lot of my pictures from /c/ or Google searches. It just kind of accumulated over time. It's a lot easier to find prisma pictures but winter purple and white illya is just so much better. Also there's that fucking whore Chloe or Kuro or whatever her name is
>>706223125
It is good. It's enjoyable and will have a S2. I want a barbatos but money on other stuff first before getting a new gundam
>>706223126
Thank you
>>706223231
Yes you are!
>>706223650
Good. No lewding the akeno
>>706223315
Someone calls me Smugalicious already...I'm sorry
So it's the oylimpics
>>706223384
A little loli!
>>706223439
The usual
>>706223498
I don't know of this anon. I'm sorry but he sounds cool
>>706223559
RIP
>>706223625
Will it?
>>706223632
I'm sorry if I'm not as coherent a s usual
>>706223533
You can go ahead and play nudist beach but i'm one with the clothing.
>>706223650
Hello! How are you doing?
>>706224052
w-woh you're cool too dude
>>706224101
Can't blame me for trying, can you?
>>706223559
>D-did you turn them off and back on again?
Where the old ones actually burnt out?
>>706224052
Seems you keep track of your nicknames better than we do
Electric Smugaloo
>>706224052
Hiw are you tonight or this morning or afternoon or whatever it is for you?
>>706224052
Yeah probably. I'm sure as hell ain't stopping
>>706221388
exactly
>>706224052
I've been calling you that for like the last 3 weeks lol. And basically, yeah. They're doing like a tour of different US arenas. The semifinals are at Madison Square Garden and the finals are at the Staples Center in LA
>>706224089
Nah, you're good. Do anything fun at the party?
>>706224052
Yay glad you like my hugs!
And okay...her lewds will stay safe
>>706224101
HIHI
I am very well!
How are you?~
>>706223625
>>706224400
>perhaps when smugs cant see~
>>706224052
I'll RIP you, you mustachiod Smugs!
>>706224241
Yes. I'm feeling it might actually be the switch itself, or the adapters. Or hell, if it's a fuse I'm gunna lose my shit. Taking all my fuses to work, along with my tester. I have nothing better to do there, so I'll try solving it there.
>>706224239
HOW MANY TOMOKOS ARE THERE? YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?
>>706224832
Rip Makoto
>>706224847
There are two regular Tomoko posters.
Myself, and S-mug.
>>706224052
Ok well maybe I will do that tonight then
>>706225026
das nice. god what is wrong with me
>>706224239
What are you trying to imply? not sure if i can blame you but regardless of your intent it's futile!
>>706224567
I'm doing fine, i slept most of the day so i'm not doing much, just looking for stage and music mods to put in ssbb.
What are you up to?
>>706224705
I'll protect you if he does~
claimed
>>706224548
Let's see...
There was drinking obviously
Drinking games
Board games
Jack box
Reminiscing
the occassionally smoke break.
Some drunken wrestling.
Lots of shitty jokes (surprise surprise)
Shit like that.
Oh, also a tweaking contest between everyone (exactly as bad as it sounds)
Thank God for autocorrect
>>706224832
>I'll RP you
fix'd
>>706225422
any lewds with cum on her?
>>706224107
Thanks haha. Youre chill yourself, tzusy
>>706224241
I do have a list you know
>>706224275
I'm USA so it's night haha. Doing fine since I have something to occupy myself with. Yourself?
>>706224400
Dub dub confirms you're not stopping anytime soon
>>706224548
I was just waiting for you to call me Smuggaroni. Sorry. Wew it'll save money if they held it at one place
>I have something similar to your pic!
>
>>706224567
Hooray for hugs! Good. I've seen, high school dxd
>>706224832
Wait. What did i do?
>>706225090
The opening is so catchy! I love it!
>raise your flag!
>cute gif
>>706225662
Are you on the square, are you on the level?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4
>>706225433
Whew that's nuts.
>>706225662
So what is my nickname for you on the list?
>>706225378
>mfw this thread
>>706224938
Dammit Rory. How'd the toothpaste go?
>>706225443
>Not even ERP
Step it up Anon.
>>706225662
I dunno, what's up Smugs?
>>706225378
Was it a good sleep? glad to hear you are well!
Any dreams?
Not much, just watching Xmen Apocalypse and pondering what racing game to buy..
>>706225422
My hero~
hehe
>>706225662
Yes, can we hug more?
Ooh yay! you've seen it too? Makes me happy!~
>>706225662
I'm fucking fantastic! Got to see a good friend for the first time in months and am a very comfortable drunk right now. I get loud when drunk so I'm keeping myself quite by hanging out heir
>>706225887
It was a nice change of pace, can't wait for hungover 40k tomorrow!
>>706226031
I was thinking of the clean kind, slut
Maybe we can arrange something tho~
good night america
>>706225887
How'd LoL going tonight?
>ilkya
ok waifu, i'm losing my fucking mind. so i'm considering trying to get a real girl. i'm hoping she can prevent me from going completely insane. i will report back with more info.
>>706226252
well you already like 3DPD stuff
>>706226252
best of luck mavis
>>706226125
>>706226247
>hangover 40k
wut. TSM is losing, good lord this is painful
This thread's getting too hugboxy for my tastes.
>>706225727
>
>>706225887
Smuggaroni. What are you up to besides watching the Esports?
>>706226031
I dindu nuffin! Watching rory's anime and love this chick name shino kuribayashi. She literally kicks ass since she's a specialist in hand to hand combat. Youself?
>>706226085
Sure. Yeah i have. I love koneko the rossweisse and akeno. Top 3 favorite
>>706226125
Oh shit that's epic! Having a blast I see
>>706226235
Goodnight tzusy
>>706226341
>>706225605
>like this?
>>706225662
Dub dubs would say you're right
>>706225727
Keep going
>>706226085
Anything for you akeno senpai~
>>706226085
Had a dream you died FAGGOT
>>706225999
Damnit. Wasted trips.
>>706226186
That's Lewd, Anon! Do I look like someone who's lewd?
>>706226516
Is you a good boy who always goes to church?!
Getting ready to go to work. In fact, leaving after this post.
>>706226452
Warhammer 40 000 while hungover. It's a war game tabletop game
THAT REMINDS ME, if I wanted to learn how to play LoL where would you suggest I start?
>>706226516
Having a great time! Probably won't have such a great morning, but that's a problem for the me of tomorrow!
>>706225999
Quite an odd smile you got there, you best stay back!
>>706226085
Yeah, it was nice i suppose, and yes though i don't remember it now, they were nice though.
Oh, how is the movie?
Something like F-Zero?
>>706226235
Good morning, Vietnam!
>>706226692
>This is Hell
Sums up everything perfectly.
>>706226943
Well, you do look like someone who likes to have fun and make others happy ;)
>>706226772
nice glasses
>>706226341
a cute
>>706226963
Pretty much, how are you Kirino?
Assuming you're the same old one.
Not that I've been talkative this afternoon, but it's time to get hateful at the gym. See you all in a couple hours.
>Suika
>>706226756
Yes! more like that!
>>706226962
I'm pretty harmless to be honest.
>>706227125
Tomoko looks very cute with glasses. But I think she looks slightly better without them. I like her eyes, and glasses tend to hide them.
>>706226772
>g (252 KB, 800x1050)
>>>706225999
>Damnit. Wasted trips.
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> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:51:42 No.706226943 ▶>>706227081
>File: image.jpg (208 KB, 800x800)
>>>706226186
>That's Lewd, Anon! Do I look like someone who's lewd?
>>>706226516
>Is you a good boy who always goes to church?!
>Getting ready to go to work. In fact, leaving after this post.
>>>
> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:51:46 No.706226951 ▶
>File: vEmlydX.gif (832 KB, 245x300)
>>>706226452
>Warhammer 40 000 while hungover. It's a war game tabletop game
>THAT REMINDS ME, if I wanted to learn how to play LoL where would you suggest I start?
>>>706226516
>Having a great time! Probably won't have such a great morning, but that's a problem for the me of tomorrow!
>>>
> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:51:51 No.706226962 ▶
>File: TheWonderfulNui (8).gif (983 KB, 500x280)
>>>706225999
>Quite an odd smile you got there, you best stay back!
>>>706226085
>Yeah, it was nice i suppose, and yes though i don't remember it now, they were nice though.
>Oh, how is the movie?
>Something like F-Zero?
>>>706226235
>Good morning, Vietnam!
>>>
> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:51:52 No.706226963 ▶>>706227223
>File: Kirino50.png (45 KB, 364x364)
>>>706226692
>>This is Hell
>Sums up everything perfectly.
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> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:52:55 No.706227081 ▶
>>>706226943
>Well, you do look like someone who likes to have fun and make others happy ;)
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> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:53:16 No.706227125 ▶
>File: 19348578.jpg (39 KB, 400x400)
>>>706226772
>nice glasses
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> Anonymous 10/01/16(Sat)21:53:56 No.706227196 ▶
>>>706226341
>a cute
>>706226756
Anything anything? ;)
>>706225662
Thanks hehe. It better be good!
>>706226516
Oh, I could have sworn it was it was Smuggalicious. Well now I know what to call you now! That's about it, I was playing Rocket League earlier.
>>706226951
I know the game, never tried learning how to play though. I can help you out, I would just play the tutorial and just play. Play different champions and learn what you like doing
>>706226516
oh yay awesome! Yea Koneko is great, very humorous too! Glad to hear Akeno is top 3!~ She's obv my No1 hehe~
>>706226756
Thank you lewd friend!~
Anything is a lot!
>>706226962
Well in any case, glad it was a good peaceful rest! We all need one once in a while!
And tis cool, I like it!
Hrm I wish...unfortunately something more modern for ps4
>>706227313
i like glasses a little more than i should but its not a need and yes her eyes are great
>>706226763
Don't you be mean to akeno
>>706227268
Ok give me a sec I'll have to get more
>hope fully this will hold you over
>>706227433
Anything
>>706227579
Indeed it is.
is this /rp/ or something.
4chan Pass user since January 2014.
>>706227222
Trips never lies
But this time it did
>>706227223
Absolutely fantastic.
>Define fantastic
Yeah, I'm the same old one, assuming you're the same old Anomaly.
Keeping busy?
>>706227645
Truth be told, her eyes are what made me fall in love with her.
>>706227813
Nope. >>>/trash/erp
>>706227753
oh wow! I've never seen you this lewd before! hehe~
>>706227081
Why thank you, Anon. You are correct.
Although a simple yes would have worked as well.
>>706227236
Good luck with the gainz!
And off I go to work.
Stealth claim
>>706227838
I wasn't sure as new faces keep on popping up.
Somewhat, but currently chilling it with some rum.
>>706226756
Tzusy is mine
>>706226943
Nope. Okay please do drive safely
>>706226951
I don't drink since im not of age til next year. But I do hear that banana milkshakes helps with the hangover
>>706227264
You alright?
>>706227443
Too cute! Dude, teen age boys are piloting it. And they kick military grade asses with it. Hell, they took one of the military's gundam
>>706227554
The list don't lie haha. Yay! Racecar soccer. Yeah i dont think I'll get into it. Got your snacks and stuff for the championship?
>>706227579
That's ironic since she's a kuurdere. Yeah dude. I prefer her over rias. No joke. Well it explains on why you're claiming her as a waifu~
>>706228128
Love triangle
>>706227236
Take care, Suika!
>>706228085
I'll talk to you later (probably while you're at work).
>>706226031
Not bad. It set off the crappy taste of the cheap scotch rather nicely.
>>706227958
i like her long hair and of course her eyes.
>>706228085
That would be too direct, bye whore. kiss
>>706227753
Give me your fine thick slutty ass then
>>706228250
Yep! I went to Walmart to get groceries, and ended up spending like $10 on snacks (monster, jolly ranchers, gobstoppers, chips/dips) What are you up to?
>>706228294
Always
I want to feel tonight
