postponed suicides
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postponed suicides
Ok
I'd like to remind everyone contemplating suicide tonight to delay their own personal final solution until after voting for Donald J. Trump in the general election.
If you're not American you might as well bite the bullet. Literally.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/pj0Sj0f
>>705544850
That's the thing though, it's already suffering cause it's too good for the earth it sits on
But now it has to deal with gays touching it.
>>705545204
I really do feel for it.
can't we just post some good h/fur ? Some fucking good dicks and balls pictures ?
>>705545372
no
only awoo, now and forever
indie pop is worst genre
nah meme rap is the worst
can I marry tay
>>705545372
k, lets quit this shit
>>705545547
tried that position irl. hurts irl. 0/10 do not trie.
ok; compromise. shoegaze is best genre
shoegaze is pretty dope
glad we could come to an agreement.
>>705546056
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/TayTweets
I hope our two great nations can live in peace eternal
I'm gonna take a nap before the debate since I didn't sleep last night see you cuties
Lick my dick
>>705546392
nobody is going to touch your dick ever, except you.
>>705546222
n-no u
>>705546392
aye aye captain~
>>705546490
lol I know
fucking homos
brb dinnar
Trump posted on leddit reminding everyone to watch the debate
wewlad
nibi why do you even like porn just go celibate stop fetishizing what ul'll never have
>>705551342
This is all I have though.
>>705551627
i know
give it up, you'll die happier
katia when is the debate thing
>>705551682
>Cant get sex
>"You dont deserve sex"
>Look at porn
>"You dont deserve porn"
Really starting to hate humans.
>>705552280
26 minutes on any stream
>>705551627
nice camel toe
>>705552331
give
it
up
hobos shouldn't dream about Lamborghinis
>>705552477
Too bad, I like porn.
>>705552653
you'll be healthier if you don't
go fuck your dad
>>705552711
What does that mean?
ugly people fuck
>>705554218
plz don't choke yourself i dint mean it
I return
>>705554527
you missed nothing
I'm going to poo myself
>>705554807
I figured
>>705554985
so whats been up in the world of bazza?
>>705552879
porn is bad for you
>>705555164
chicken sandwich, waiting for the debate to start. Your day change at all from earlier?
>>705555294
don't choke me either
>>705555555 get
>>705555255
Well I want sex and cant get it so what the fuck am I supposed to do?
>>705555406
stop masturbating
>>705555383
Nope. Might go get food in an hour
Otherwise work and WoW has become my life again. This is awful
fuck an ugly
>>705555744
so basically me and ffxiv, lovely
>>705555570
it'd be pretty funny
>>705556156
Despite my addiction being out of control, I am actually enjoying it. It has been a very good expansion release
>>705556210
>>705545109
I need someone to make a comic strip about someone saying "If trumps gets in, I'm going to kill myself", and then proceeding to go into a booth and vote for trump.
>>705556300
That's what I've heard yeah, irl friend of mine went way way overboard and already has gone through it completely on 8 chars
>>705556210
Nah
>>705556569
Jesus Christ
Thats a bit of overkill
>>705556665
yeah he's uh, a bit special. Another irl friend of mine convinced him to quit WoW and join us in FF now that he's done everything there is to do in WoW
>>705544877
Holy shit do you want to hear about a typical gay fantasy come true?
>>705557766
i'd like to hear about atypical gay fantasies come true
>>705557944
Well, it is atypical for typical gay fantasies come true!
>>705549968
WHAT IS SOURCE
>>705558282
https://support.google.com/websearch/answer/1325808?hl=en
Does anyone have a webm or link to ZonkPunch's new asriel animation?
>>705560060
>>705560707
tities
>>705561077
>>705560930
grope the mits
>>705561687
>>705562045
put ur # n mai fone :3
glitter boy drawss the best youthful plump chubby boy body type
>>705561806
They're called moobs.
>>705562091
Why is sex this impossible thing that most people are just given?
>>705562163
baby (babyyyyy)
>>705546510
Felix is loli :^)
>>705562348
they're called breasts
>>705562426
Get outta here, Peter, you already got your sticky.
>>705562589
On a guy they are moobs.
>>705562466
both boys and girls have breasts
>>705562466
that was so long ago
>>705562828
At a certain fat percentage they become boobs or moobs.
>>705562850
Uh... What?
man + oobs = moobs
woman + oobs = woobs
>>705563125
oh
that was for james
you can have sex right now if you want
>>705563447
Okay how.
>>705562668
i just want peter o'toole to come back
>>705563284
Play with my man-woobs.
>>705563547
just go ask people i guess
>>705563709
take a photograph of your lotioned moobs and post it here
>>705563631
Go resurrect him.
>>705563791
That does not work.
The people willing have a disease or are buttugly.
>>705563960
>Lotion
What am I, a girl?
>>705564109
butts are beautiful
>>705564109
everyone is gross though
lube>lotion
>>705564139
girls put lotion on all the time, it's ok you wont melt
>>705564243
Some
>>705564253
Untrue, some people are amazing.
>>705564063
i can't reverse time
>>705564507
they're all sticky and leaky
>>705564109
wow rude
>>705564584
Have not you hear of Frankensteins?
>>705564723
Not if they're a virgin.
>>705564774
Pretty sure you have a disease.
>>705564774
go away
>>705564920
what is so special about virgins
>>705564920
asthma doesn't count
>>705565156
They have no pre-concerned requirement of your performance. You both can experiment and experience at the same level.
Its like playing a videogame and playing with someone of your own skill level and getting the most enjoyment. Its not fun with someone experienced because you get your ass kicked, its not fun with someone far less experienced because they are boring.
>>705565190
You're an asshole anyway so I dont care.
I need pitou x ferris
>>705565687
cmon nibbers don't do this, you know I love you
>>705565778
YES. I TOO NEED THIS.
>>705565687
i can't continue this conversation
i have a lot of reading and whiseky to get through tonight
stop thinking about sex so much it's stupid and so is everyone who cares about it
Can't we all agree that A Flock of Seagulls is badass and just talk about them instead of fighting?
>>705566086
You tell try to feed me bullshit. Not happenin.
>>705566228
I guess im stupid, but that is already apparent.
>>705566565
you'll fit right in with all the other sluts
>>705566565
it's not feeding aaaaaagghhhh
I'm not gonna stop liking you, you can't make me.
>>705566565
Nibi, you're just out of touch. And I'm out of time, but I'm outta my head when you're not around.
>>705566696
Sluts have sex though.
>>705566789
Why dont I deserve sex then and now apparently porn?
>>705566873
that was a bad meme Fool
>>705567133
I don't think you don't deserve either of those things though. That was just katia being dumb because he doesn't like you for whatever reason.
>>705567133
you will yoo
>>705567418
Don't you dare call Hall and Oates dumb.
>>705564359
My luscious mantits need no womanly lotion.
Unforced errors.
>>705567418
Katia has more sway and relevance than you.
Agree with him, turnip.
>>705567573
You do you.
Debate was pretty dope
>>705566347
uh oh
>>705568073
i cannot ever be anyone else
it's tragic
>>705568161
Trump whiffed on openings that anyone should've punished, and the moderator was on HRC's side. But she looked like an evil robot the entire time. I'm not sure who wins.
>>705568173
Uh oh? I'm on drugs again.
Pls listen and give opinion.
https://soundcloud.com/user930684899/krustykrabtheme
>>705568258
At one point her voice was dying
I didnt see the opening
Hillary dodged all controversial shit while Trump at least addressed it
I think Trump nailed the ending though
>>705568353
me too
>>705567632
I didn't say dumb, just that the joke was reminiscent of a dad joke
>>705568073
why does someone who doesn't like you have more sway than someone who does like you
what
>>705568483
Mine is fast acting and short lived. Not that dumb plant stuff that makes me angry.
>>705568395
Dodging the controversial shit is good. If controversial shit has airtime it's in peoples' heads. That's an objective win for hillary because she didn't spend a lot of time talking about it.
Missed openings:
1. Holt brings up cybersecurity, trump says nothing about emails (objective cybersecurity failure)
2. HRC brings up homegrown terror, trump says nothing about immigration which is objectively a factor
those are the big ones
>>705556557
Kek, that's a good idea anon
>>705568258
She really needed to knock this one out of the park and bury him before he could so much as get his foot in the door and that didn't happen.
>>705568671
Don't you dare insinuate that dad jokes are bad.
>>705568678
everytime i smoke weed i freak out
i'm not the biggest fan
the effect is so varied
>>705569027
You should try hallucinogens instead.
